Soviet Army Soldiers Dance To Meshuggah

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate82 9 лет назад +509

    If the Cold War would have been decided by dancing, the US would have been fucked...

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 7 лет назад +53

      acidbath32 I wish all wars were fought with dancing.

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon 7 лет назад +3

      Omni Codex Almost reaching a 10-streak on seeing you on random videos, fellow internet traveler.

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 7 лет назад +4

      Eratosthenes Greetings fellow peruser of dank RUclips vids. Long time no see.

    • @Brandon-bl8ko
      @Brandon-bl8ko 7 лет назад +8

      we would have needed more black ppl on our side for sure

    • @LeelooMinai
      @LeelooMinai 7 лет назад

      Doubt it - more likely nowadays in US Fred Astaire would be an example of a person who lacks skills in that department:)

  • @SpecTreXn
    @SpecTreXn 10 лет назад +523

    0:27 open up this fucking pit!

  • @michaelsmith8836
    @michaelsmith8836 4 года назад +173

    Bro I watch this like once a week just to see helicopter guy open the pit up

    • @jamesdavis2962
      @jamesdavis2962 2 года назад +3

      As it just so happens, it might just happen

    • @RussianAssassin100
      @RussianAssassin100 Год назад +10

      Do you still watch it weekly? If not - I can carry the mantle for you from now on

    • @karnagefails333
      @karnagefails333 Год назад +2

      ​@@RussianAssassin100 I gotchu bro 😭

    • @INFERIORMARCH
      @INFERIORMARCH 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jaype331
      @jaype331 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hes gone lol

  • @petergandenberger8154
    @petergandenberger8154 7 лет назад +288

    "I'm only gonna have one drink, guys"
    *4 hours later*

  • @SeekandDestroy2100
    @SeekandDestroy2100 8 лет назад +432

    I want this kind of moshpit at metal concerts

    • @gorlagOv
      @gorlagOv 4 года назад +15

      Just go to Russia.

    • @Jobo_Film
      @Jobo_Film 3 года назад +13

      @Mr. Rich B.O.B Only leg pain lmao

    • @1994KAB
      @1994KAB 3 года назад +4

      Everybody with perfect syncro

    • @VHDT10
      @VHDT10 3 года назад +1

      That's pretty much what the kids are doing at metal concerts these days🤣

    • @tartanhandbag
      @tartanhandbag 3 года назад +4

      Make it happen. I learnt how to do the Charleston so I could bash it out at DnB raves (about the same BPM). Follow your dream bro

  • @tophholland
    @tophholland 7 лет назад +766

    No doubt the Germans lost to them. Look at those sick moves.

    • @odiousbliss5715
      @odiousbliss5715 4 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @maximwinner5326
      @maximwinner5326 4 года назад +14

      1:21

    • @MainAgent
      @MainAgent 4 года назад +23

      @Richard Horrocks Fuck, man, are you seriously regard the millions of civilian casualties as combat loses? The war was fought in the territory of the SU about four years, and regardless of the point of view of history and politics, there were so many deaths from hunger, disease and lack of medical care.
      Let me guess, are you from the USA?
      P.S. Messhuggah is top!

    • @MainAgent
      @MainAgent 4 года назад +14

      @Richard Horrocks mm, nice logic. So you prefer to blame the country that was attacked and captured the large part of territory that it did not ensure the civil rights there? I suppose you also have questions for Churchill government about the Nazi plane bombings?

    • @MainAgent
      @MainAgent 4 года назад +8

      @Richard Horrocks I am not a fan of Stalin, far from it, but there was hardly a choice to fight or not.
      In Russia, it is not customary to view this war as an "ordinary" war for political influence or territory.
      Could there be some other scenario? Now it is already impossible to predict, and the amount of historical speculation on this topic is enormous.
      In any case, all this is very tragic, here I completely agree with you.
      Perhaps someday the time will come when the very concept of "war" will become a thing of the past.
      Well, except that in the form of such dance battles, as someone wrote below.

  • @UrethraCaveDiver
    @UrethraCaveDiver 3 года назад +113

    The event organizer: "Remember guys, no kicking in the mosh pit!"
    Hardcore fans at the first breakdown: 2:25

  • @kallemattila5870
    @kallemattila5870 3 года назад +192

    1:09 Those steps are a perfect visual representation of what that guitar riff sounds like

    • @robertfox4114
      @robertfox4114 2 года назад +5

      Those steps look abnormal, like they are from cartoon animation or something.

    • @whatTheFup
      @whatTheFup Год назад +13

      thats how we all should walk when this song is on

    • @steelmartins8746
      @steelmartins8746 Год назад

      ​@@whatTheFup🤣🤣

  • @michaelsi6770
    @michaelsi6770 4 года назад +154

    1:21 this moment explains the meaning of life

  • @Arnyssssss
    @Arnyssssss 7 лет назад +601

    0:55 when you're playing fps and the mouse sensitivity is set to max

  • @SparkHoundCam
    @SparkHoundCam 7 лет назад +234

    I mean, they have a scissor kicking accordion player. That on its own is metal af

    • @k.c.lejeune6613
      @k.c.lejeune6613 7 лет назад +4

      Cameron Mahar I agree! That guy was sick!

    • @al145
      @al145 3 года назад

      My one friend used to be able to do those back in the day. Now we're all old and tired.

    • @robertfox4114
      @robertfox4114 2 года назад +1

      Aren't those called aerials?

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 года назад +6

      @@robertfox4114 nah you’re thinking System of a Down.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 года назад

      Did they modify that accordion or something? I never seen someone stretch one that far apart before.

  • @kevin93882
    @kevin93882 4 года назад +94

    2:26 absolutely perfect timing with drums

  • @dustinchalcom
    @dustinchalcom 8 лет назад +175

    0:30 open this motherfuckin pit up!!

  • @jsmeezzie7
    @jsmeezzie7 5 лет назад +48

    1:56 brutal!

  • @liddovoid
    @liddovoid 8 лет назад +506

    1:22 im doing that at the next mosh pit i encounter

    • @mpmqbi
      @mpmqbi 8 лет назад +87

      I'm doing 0:28

    • @charleswindsor7835
      @charleswindsor7835 8 лет назад +33

      Get Schwifty i believe its called the defecating turtle

    • @RoachDoggJr2112
      @RoachDoggJr2112 7 лет назад +24

      0:29 I'm doing that

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL 7 лет назад +23

      Thanks for the laugh motherfuckers I'm dying here at 6am

    • @gandalfczarny2289
      @gandalfczarny2289 6 лет назад +13

      0:54 and I'm doing that

  • @hackshadows
    @hackshadows 10 лет назад +289

    0:27 - 0:37 is absolutely perfect.

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 5 лет назад +16

      Had me in tears 🤣

    • @samgquinlan
      @samgquinlan 4 года назад +9

      The riff kick-in at 0:29 and the jump to introduce Jens at 0:42 are probably the best synching I've ever seen 😂😂😂

    • @nodcarillol.6550
      @nodcarillol.6550 4 года назад +14

      Lets Open this fucking pit. Lol

    • @sergeysoprunovvv9656
      @sergeysoprunovvv9656 4 года назад +3

      Like a chainsaw :D

    • @jeffreydean5112
      @jeffreydean5112 4 года назад +5

      Imagine doing that in an actual pit lol geez

  • @al145
    @al145 8 лет назад +82

    My knees hurt just from watching this

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +4

      How to blow out your kneecaps lmao

  • @Machop2388
    @Machop2388 10 лет назад +131

    Best how to dance meshuggah yet. Fuck it, I'm gonna learn this routine for the next time I see them.

  • @dylanrobson1999
    @dylanrobson1999 10 лет назад +121

    who needs guns when you can bust these moves out

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 5 лет назад +2

      some say that this is the Spetznaz ultimate ability. the wumbo combo.

    • @aaronwilson1666
      @aaronwilson1666 2 года назад

      The Russians... cause they’re getting whooped right now...

  • @ДашаМатвеева-л7т
    @ДашаМатвеева-л7т 4 года назад +46

    Я благодарю рекомендации Ютуба за такое прекрасное видео

  • @jacobmorgan1438
    @jacobmorgan1438 4 года назад +17

    0:27 I would like to introduce the world's first military attack helicopter. To this day it is still the most lethal model ever created.

  • @goffyg9477
    @goffyg9477 7 лет назад +31

    1:22 crabcore old skool version

  • @alexsun3017
    @alexsun3017 3 года назад +7

    Ah yes, "Slavs Pulled At Random"

  • @CristianoTonelFetter
    @CristianoTonelFetter 8 лет назад +56

    Opening the mosh pit 0:30

    • @derp9285
      @derp9285 4 года назад +2

      There's always a guy like that

  • @linusfotograf
    @linusfotograf 7 лет назад +33

    My knees would be fucked in 5 sec.

  • @GhorestFoul
    @GhorestFoul 10 лет назад +61

    0:55 Crash Bandicoot

  • @cwizzyee
    @cwizzyee 9 лет назад +84

    1:22 WTF hahahahaha

    • @LoganCovers91
      @LoganCovers91 9 лет назад +4

      ***** lmao

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL 7 лет назад +10

      It's called the defecating turtle

    • @horseradish4046
      @horseradish4046 4 года назад +11

      If i actually saw two or more guys doing this in the pit I would be fuckin terrified, imagine the music is so brutal you start doing whatever the fuck that is

  • @fpsgrind3512
    @fpsgrind3512 4 года назад +22

    I saw Dying Fetus in Brooklyn about 7 years ago. The SECOND they started their first song, this 250 pound beast of a man did the move at :30 in front of the stage, the entire length of the stage, knocking at least 2 people out. That and the dude moshing with an actual fucking hammer at a cannibal corpse show during hammer smashed face were the 2 most insane things ive seen at metal shows.

  • @MorticiaObscurum
    @MorticiaObscurum 8 лет назад +69

    SICK SPINZ! 0:28!

  • @Ninololcss
    @Ninololcss 8 лет назад +88

    when da drugs hit hard 1:21

  • @LimoneneDaddy
    @LimoneneDaddy 3 года назад +13

    love how the first dude dancing is perfectly in time with the snare drum

  • @AissurDrol
    @AissurDrol 4 года назад +14

    It's amazing how fit and coordinated they are. I get tired if I pick a penny off the floor too quickly.

  • @deroch5244
    @deroch5244 7 лет назад +30

    This song just fits so perfectly

  • @Dhieen
    @Dhieen 10 лет назад +555

    Why doing war when you can dance like this???

    • @FeastOvGoreglutton
      @FeastOvGoreglutton 9 лет назад +14

      Dhieen excellent avatar, my good man.

    • @Dhieen
      @Dhieen 9 лет назад +49

      aaron Tool is the brain and meshuggah is the machine

    • @RodneyBass74
      @RodneyBass74 9 лет назад +11

      +Dhieen anyone who appreciated these 2 bands during the 90s would drink to that.

    • @adrianodaguanno1288
      @adrianodaguanno1288 7 лет назад +9

      because war is nothing but dancing through corpses

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 7 лет назад +6

      Every crisis should be solved with a dance off

  • @NikkElektrik
    @NikkElektrik 9 лет назад +108

    How did I get here from decimal to binary converter?
    Oh, wait actually that kinda makes sense...

    • @Midaspl
      @Midaspl 5 лет назад

      It's binary to music converter :P

  • @onix5able
    @onix5able 7 лет назад +24

    These dudes would definitely dominate a mosh pit!

  • @Legume_Enjoyer
    @Legume_Enjoyer 9 лет назад +17

    This is most definitely the best Meshuggah dance video.

  • @Elchinodiabolero
    @Elchinodiabolero 7 лет назад +39

    in Russia they dont have fidget spinners, they are the fidget spinner

  • @afinecupofcoffee8476
    @afinecupofcoffee8476 4 года назад +8

    "Mr.Gorbachev, open up this pit!"

    • @et2624
      @et2624 4 года назад +1

      🤣

  • @Dunbarius
    @Dunbarius 9 лет назад +211

    Hardcore dancing has gone too far this time

  • @maxmayer9689
    @maxmayer9689 4 года назад +12

    1:21 haha. I need to learn this

  • @djordjeblaga7815
    @djordjeblaga7815 9 лет назад +14

    that is probably the best sync i've ever seen on a "XXXX dance to meshuggah" video :D

  • @Thebudgeismetal
    @Thebudgeismetal 10 лет назад +42

    Discordant System Dancers Group

  • @akumabakemono1447
    @akumabakemono1447 4 года назад +32

    -She: he went to see a metal band, but sure he's cheating on me.
    -Me and the boys:

  • @manthanmagare7915
    @manthanmagare7915 3 года назад +3

    1:36 oh boy some death squats

  • @highestsettings
    @highestsettings 3 года назад +14

    I laughed for a bit but tbh I was mainly just impressed at how strong and nimble these guys were.

  • @jaype331
    @jaype331 8 месяцев назад +1

    The accordion orbit was my favorite

  • @datalor3698
    @datalor3698 4 года назад +39

    The scissor-kicking accordion player could be a boss in some sick Hideo Kojima game

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 года назад

      I’m surprised the accordion could stretch that far. Is it modified?

    • @FTCRW
      @FTCRW Год назад

      @@kishascape maybe it can stretch so much bc it's probably not a European-type accordion but a Russian bayan

  • @nearlyseen4748
    @nearlyseen4748 10 лет назад +15

    The moshpit has evolved

  • @PearlDrummerFTW
    @PearlDrummerFTW 5 лет назад +29

    The guy at 1:37 is crazy

  • @buddhainkalyug9727
    @buddhainkalyug9727 5 лет назад +10

    Awesome talent. They are superhumans

  • @nonenone2669
    @nonenone2669 4 года назад +2

    1:27 They look like those Super Mario angry brown mushrooms.

  • @mr0scary
    @mr0scary 7 лет назад +11

    0:54 When you set your sensitivity to INSANE on Call Of Duty

  • @odst522
    @odst522 7 лет назад +7

    2:00 he's beyond human capabilities

    • @k.c.lejeune6613
      @k.c.lejeune6613 7 лет назад +3

      mexicanblondplayer For sure. They all seem to be from another planet! Love my Russian comrades!

    • @flytamers7957
      @flytamers7957 4 года назад

      @@k.c.lejeune6613 it's the Ukrainian dance.
      Check this
      ruclips.net/video/kQlJ6hWhqdY/видео.html

  • @maxbumbie
    @maxbumbie 9 лет назад +46

    holy legday

  • @endoplasmicreticulum8357
    @endoplasmicreticulum8357 9 лет назад +12

    I could watch these all day

  • @DeafSprungoffical
    @DeafSprungoffical 9 лет назад +15

    1:43 - 1:46

  • @5150-h9p
    @5150-h9p 3 года назад +6

    The above average fitness levels it takes to do this is amazing

  • @UnskilledGod
    @UnskilledGod 9 лет назад +32

    This is a Cossack dance. I am a Cossack and there is some moves I cannot do ;)

    • @deathtoimperialismfreedomt3788
      @deathtoimperialismfreedomt3788 9 лет назад +10

      Wow, this is amazing...

    • @nobrkt
      @nobrkt 7 лет назад +11

      i've read it as cocksuck dance :c
      а потом протёр глаза :D

    • @maximwinner5326
      @maximwinner5326 4 года назад

      lol you can't do that because those guys had real acrobatic training

    • @BoundInChains
      @BoundInChains 3 года назад +1

      Were you excommunicated for that? 😅🤣

  • @Horus-Lupercal
    @Horus-Lupercal 8 лет назад +14

    1:09 "Mirin' my glutes, Comrade?"

    • @pasongara4891
      @pasongara4891 3 года назад

      Y'know how there's an epic song and then someone adds something so bizarre it immediately changes one's perception of the song completely, for the better?
      You just did that. Thank You.

  • @k.c.lejeune6613
    @k.c.lejeune6613 7 лет назад +7

    How did that soldier do that scissor kick with the accordion?? That was amazing, the whole group was amazing! If i tried that my knee joints would explode in less than 10 seconds.

  • @teaborgat9589
    @teaborgat9589 6 лет назад +6

    This is Ultra Soviet Djent Metal Breakdance!

  • @narpnarperson9527
    @narpnarperson9527 7 лет назад +11

    Dance moves pulled at random.

  • @StegozordOver9000
    @StegozordOver9000 4 года назад +10

    In Soviet Russia Meshuggah dances to you

  • @TheHarmont
    @TheHarmont 8 лет назад +19

    Some nice mosh pit action going on there. Dude at 0:28 does not play by the rules, though. Too rough.

  • @smiteabonez6339
    @smiteabonez6339 4 года назад +6

    This is actually impressive

  • @Zestybruh
    @Zestybruh 9 лет назад +6

    The spinning part is perfect.

  • @th3graveofwrath354
    @th3graveofwrath354 4 года назад +5

    Drop D Accordion really kicks!

  • @RyanRediger66
    @RyanRediger66 2 года назад +2

    1:48 that was sick

  • @PoisonedChocoCake
    @PoisonedChocoCake 9 лет назад +5

    Damn those moves !!! Cossack dance is some sick shit OMG !!! I love it !!!

  • @OscarHazeGaming
    @OscarHazeGaming 10 месяцев назад +1

    Me: I wouldn't be able to keep up with any of those moves for even 0.8 seconds
    Guy with the accordion: comes out stomping the ground
    Me: okay, I'd be able to do THAT
    Guy with the accordion: starts doing butterfly kicks while playing
    Me: shocked Pikachu face

  • @ImKevinFTW
    @ImKevinFTW 8 лет назад +291

    In mother Russia, soviet soldiers doesn't dance to Meshuggah
    Dance Meshuggahs to soviet soldiers

    • @KobZen
      @KobZen 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @Nukeamericunts
      @Nukeamericunts 7 лет назад +1

      that's ukrainian not Russian

    • @BrutalVanya
      @BrutalVanya 7 лет назад +11

      Ensemble named Alexandrov, he is not Ukrainian

    • @flytamers7957
      @flytamers7957 4 года назад

      @@BrutalVanya If a Korean ensemble makes Spanish dance it doesn't make it Korean one.
      Here is the same, it's Ukrainian gopak

    • @BrutalVanya
      @BrutalVanya 4 года назад +4

      @@flytamers7957 This is Russian folk dance - "Kazachok".

  • @andrewmurray7109
    @andrewmurray7109 9 лет назад +5

    pure perfection

  • @skmetalhead16
    @skmetalhead16 10 лет назад +16

    Best act on the Volga

    • @UnskilledGod
      @UnskilledGod 10 лет назад +1

      Best act between Lena, Yenisey, Ob' and Volga

  • @endoplasmicreticulum8357
    @endoplasmicreticulum8357 8 лет назад +13

    0:28 OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP

  • @NimlotSRV
    @NimlotSRV 10 лет назад +7

    Glorious!

  • @Cpt_nice
    @Cpt_nice 10 лет назад +12

    The first half minute killed me

  • @StraightWhiteMale_V1
    @StraightWhiteMale_V1 Год назад +1

    This is what the Germans heard when the Soviets approached Berlin: 0:01

  • @ChimpFromSpace
    @ChimpFromSpace 3 года назад

    Great job Dmitri! You and the boys can have your weekly turnip now!

  • @DeadWhiteButterflies
    @DeadWhiteButterflies 2 года назад +1

    Dudes rock.

  • @Cucamongol
    @Cucamongol 10 лет назад +5

    maybe, best video ever?

  • @LANGI902
    @LANGI902 4 года назад +3

    0:27 *GO!*

  • @macabrecreation1067
    @macabrecreation1067 4 года назад +2

    2:07
    HOLY FUCK LOL

  • @BeastLordofMetal
    @BeastLordofMetal 7 лет назад +3

    0:27 double kill, triple kill, quadkill, mutlikll, monster kill, ultra kill, catastrophe, killionaire, unfuckingbelievable!!!! x1337 combo + 420 crit hit bonus #chucknorrisapproves

  • @terminaldeity
    @terminaldeity 4 года назад +2

    0:28 LET'S OPEN UP THIS PIT!

  • @TouchGrass8383
    @TouchGrass8383 7 лет назад +8

    0:54
    next moshpit i'm doing this

  • @bonogiamboni4830
    @bonogiamboni4830 4 месяца назад

    I've seen this goddamm video enough times that straws pulled at random has become my favourite meshuggah song.

  • @rawkstardn
    @rawkstardn 9 лет назад +10

    i cried laughing all i have to say

  • @mr.x1478
    @mr.x1478 2 года назад +1

    That footwork is insane

  • @kayblendzmmj6256
    @kayblendzmmj6256 2 года назад +1

    The leg power the 1st guy had...I bet he has bad knees now 😂

  • @oldmangaming6620
    @oldmangaming6620 10 лет назад +26

    I love the Soviet Union and I love Meshuggah! BEST MIX EVER!!!

  • @djentlemanb
    @djentlemanb 2 года назад +2

    i don't get how the guy at 1:48 isn't destroying his knees, i tried that and was in the hospital for 3 months

  • @gangalo68
    @gangalo68 4 года назад +1

    That accordion sounds awesome!

  • @mixedmartialnutrition1746
    @mixedmartialnutrition1746 2 года назад +1

    1:14 when ur legs give out doing wrestling drills

  • @blackhole2493
    @blackhole2493 8 лет назад +8

    badass

  • @paulmares9815
    @paulmares9815 10 лет назад +3

    Those are my dance moves on my next Meshuggah concert! :D

  • @k2a1991
    @k2a1991 9 месяцев назад

    It maybe looks funny.
    But the amount of strenght and stamina required for this is insane. Respect if you can pull this off.

  • @LUIS-ze9rs
    @LUIS-ze9rs 2 года назад +1

    When the final boss appears.

  • @killem5910
    @killem5910 10 лет назад +2

    I was watching this same video with I Am Colossus. I think it fits much better.

  • @maxmayer9689
    @maxmayer9689 4 года назад +2

    2020 I'm watching this. Thank you youtube