Jerma985 - That Funny Guy on Twitch
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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Twitch - / jerma985
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Twitter - / jerma985
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jerma once hired a 4 foot tall man to sneak into my house every night and add 1 piece of dust to my bed room. true story
that was just jerma doing it
@@nataliegasbarre he has to switch out of his platform boots to be more sneaky, that would explain the 1'2" height difference
tasty free snacks for you
@@8pija22 Wait, hes 1'2?
@@Crazing zamn he’s 1’2
I love jerma so much. I’m so happy that he isn’t real.
hey where is your profile pic from? i always wanted to know who the guy in that meme is
@@Leo-mu8kn that's odd, because it really looks like your mom.
how do we tell him?
@@hammer8771 ?
@@hammer8771 wdym? that jerma is dead?
I met jerma once, he gave me a slightly melted ice cream cone and forced me to eat it in front of him
He did that to me once but instead of ice cream it was my dog
@@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername holy fuck
@@riverstix8052 that's what I said
That’s what he said
Thats what they said.
Jerma really scratches a specific itch in my brain. He ran my friends dog over with his car and didnt even stop
underrated comment
That’s ruff
Jerma lives inside my basement. Occasionally I leave just pieces of sliced bread and he jumps down and nibbles on it with his grimy little mitts. He’s fast, no trap can catch him, but the sound of tape keeps him from coming into my room
He's probably burning. Hope your basement isn't wooden.
Liked due to the combination of "grimy" "little" and "mitts" 10/10 also remember that he is also afraid of balloons, dishwashers, ovens and gas. Stay safe, my friend.
@@elliewuzzup7689 thank you
this guy is so cool and funny, it’s so sad he killed all those women in a catboy outfit. apparently they only found him because he kept saying “LOOK AT ME” while he ran away from the crime. still funny to watch though.
YOUR PFP LOOKS ADORABLEEEE
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist THANK YOU!!! i appreciate it :)
Thanks for the input gigi, but I think what he said specifically was “LOOGATME” which can be heard as “look at me”. Jerma speaks an ancient language known to us as “bostonianese”
@@CherryDKaya oh my gosh you’re so right. thank you for clarifying- it’s good to know some people are dedicated to solving misconceptions in media. people like you are why that psychopath is behind bars, so I thank you sincerely.
@@jojomicheldu59 says the man with the meme picture, a meme by the way that's been dead longer than William afton
Why does youtube keep recommending me videos of this guy?!? He's so scary
Ikr he's a total lunatic
Tell youtube you're not interested in these weirdos publishing fancams of that CONVICTED MURDERER and DIAGNOSED PSYCHOPATH. We need to band together to stop the cult of personality he's forming on this here virtual webspace
good thing he isn't real
He doesn’t exist
If Jerma wasn’t real it would be necessary to invent him
if jerma was real it would be necessary to delete him
if jerma was real it would be a moral obligation to elect him as emperor of twitch
4:13 sometimes i forget his name is jeremy and that clip just scared the shit out of me i thought he was talking to me
Me too and my name's not even Jeremy
He was talking to you. And you didn't listen....
Jerma is definitely one of the streamers of all time
I mean that's a bit of a leap, maybe if he puts in a few more good years
uso players
Jerma is at least one of the streamers of 2017 but I hope he is considered one of the streamers of all time in the near future
so brave of you to say this. thanks for standing up for what you believe is right.
Jerma is streamer
love how quick these cuts are, it has that perfect frantic jerma energy :D
adhdirector's cut
That's the hilarious part of jerma, the spontaneous insanity.
If you had to describe jerma in 3 words. Id say "The streamer ever" is a perfect match for his energy
“Funny Internet Psychopath”
there is no better way to describe him
Deranged Insane Psychopath
The sus guy
I remember the time I met Jerma in a Wendy's. Except he said his name was "Jeremiah the Necromancer" and proceeded to murder the cashier and then revive her on the spot. Very stable guy, big fan.
was about to call bullshit on the first part of that, but you convinced me it was real in the second half
I love it whenever his face gets lit up blue by the monitor. It just looks like half his face is turning completely insane from how red it looks.
his appetite for chaos and destruction warms my heart
14:32 I love moments like these, where Jerma's body starts laughing first before his face changes or he registers what is even going on that made him laugh in the first place.
I met jerma once in a McDonald’s. I was waiting behind him in line and he turns to me and says, “hey, wanna see a magic trick?” I said sure. Right before my eyes, he explodes, covering me head to toe in blood and guts. I blink and there he is again in front of me, completely whole and unharmed. Laughing at his “trick”. While I’m still stunned, he grabs my nose, says “gotcha nose!” And runs out of the restaurant giggling. To this day I can still smell his blood, guts and bile on me even though I have no nose.
It's always weird when I see clips of jerma interacting with people in real life. For some reason I always assume that he kinda just exists in an alternate realm
I love this type of fast editing, just constant conflict.
It really tickles my scatterbrain.
Scatterbrain? What's next, a shotbrain? Minibrain? Sniperbrain? Flamebrain? Stickybrain launcher?
Constant conflict... It's about two... Struggling forces. Kind of a back and forth between two... STRUGGLING FORCES
@@gibustheinfamous Sticky(brain) jumper
1:42 why did he gay hand out of fear I'm losing it
He did do a little 💅
Jerma once broke the window of my car and left a pineapple in the glove box he didn’t even take anything I wouldn’t have even known it was him if i didn’t see him on my cameras
11:30 this bit with dutch had me fucking crying, it sounded surprisingly accurate.
Never seen 'Bernie Venom'
Now I have
Jerma is probably the funniest streamer
He is such a streamer
Jerma is probably one of the streamers to ever exist
4th funniest boy from Boston
He streamed my entire family in front of my very eyes
Jerma is, probably
11:34 Jesus Christ his cadence is perfect
I only watch him through these clips, he is a very mysterious man
0:15 i love how Chorizo just ignites
Holy shit he lit the dog on fire he’s fucking insane
5:15 This whole interaction. I have a hard time describing it.
jerma is probably a streamer
perhaps,, idk
Hahahaha
I applaud this guy's parents for creating such a schmiding specimen
he's already my father
17:03 realize that, it was just the wife's hand covering them up with the blanket. All this time
Every bit of this video is gold. I couldn't stop laughing at the first clip "I sit alone at lunch"
As the famous Jedi once said “execute order number 6”
Game: CALLING ALL UNITS! THERE IS A SERIAL RAPIST ATTACKING WOMEN IN THE AREA!
Jerma: *WHEEZE*
Jerma probably imagined a cereal rapist like the Trix rabbit
Thank you for this, Mr. Uncle Drew.
No Problem Keenan Tryon
Jerma: "I'm trying to be a good police officer, for crying out loud!"
A car: "Standby for Titanfall."
That haymaker at 1:07 is brutal
That fist went so far down it touched the back of the bike, knocked her damn eye out
Holy shit this showed up in my reccomended within an hour of upload holy crap louis
I met jerma once, he’s actually a really nice and considerate guy. At the time that I met him I was homeless and starving so he gave me a lukewarm bowl of chili ❤
if greek/roman mythology was real, where there was like a god for everything, jerma would be the god of intrusive thoughts, like when you're holding your phone and suddenly get the urge to just throw it across the fucking room
when the thumbnail alone makes you laugh you know you're in for a journey
I'll never forget the first time I met Jerma. He invited me over to his house and we talked for a while over dinner, but he kept insisting I call him "the Sus Guy" and in the middle of dinner he got up, tried to put me in a dark corner while he sat down at his computer and streamed all night. If I made any noises, he'd stare at me for a few seconds and then pretend I wasn't there again.
The food was delicious, though. I think he bought KFC and passed it off as home cooking, but it was very tasty.
This guy is really funny, I just wish he would stop telling me to take my schizophrenia medication.
oh my god i dont think ive ever seen bernie venom.
i love how he had to clarify it was his hair in his bottle as if chat wouldve guessed it was someone's else's entirely if he didnt
I love jerma so much. I keep a ballon with me at all times just in case if he actually exists
This video is giving me a pounding headache from how much im laughing thanks jerma and uncledrew
I went to the doctor the other day, but my doctor wasn't there and it was Jerma on a chair. He spun around on the chair with a murder in his eyes. He then got up and chased me out of the room and down the road with a pair of pliers. One of the nicest guys I know.
OMG! I love the laugh at 7:59 is amazing!
> tries to be a good police officer
> breaks the laws of physics and blows up after beating a woman
only jerma
I met Jerma once, he was doing standard mime routine with invisible glass box, but when some lady crashed in his invisible glass box he beat her to near death screaming GLASS BOX HOLDS MY LIFE. Then he was laughing histerically and was doing some other unsettling noises.
I came to watch Jerma being a silly little fella, but ended up just being more amused reading through the comment section. You all have silly little guys inside your hearts
Bernie Venom is in the running for his worst bit ever, what an incredible moment
this is one of the best jerma compilations ive seen
Isn't this the guy who beat pinwheel on his 200th try ON STREAM?!?
(Also unironically my favourite entertainer and overall funnyman )
*guns someone down in cold blood*
“Did I kill that guy?”
thank u for ur contribution. every edited jerma compilation gives me steps to take further from my depression
Lol
First time I've heard Bernie Venom. Excellent bit, thank you
I like how the fist clip was just "I sit alone at lunch"
the Star Wars streams were so good, my favorite game streams by him
what game was it?
God this is the funniest Jerma compilation I’ve seen
Therapist: Jerma985 isn't real, he can't hurt you
Jerma985:
One time I ran into jerma irl in Boston at a bagel shop. I walked up to him and said "your jerma". He looked at he and his eyes widened. I remember it vividly. He just stood there then I said "wait your not 5'8.." thats probably the biggest mistake I made. He started to jump ontop of the coffee tables and yelling shit I couldn't understand.. then he threw a stool at me and it gets fuzzy after that..
I literally can't look away
I made a Jerma tulpa and it taught me how to lift weights properly and disco dance.
Jerma is a tulpa that took over his original creator. All his voices are just lesser tulpas he has created and controls.
0:37 prey instinct
This was great, more of these needs to be made.
Well that was terrifying
Gongillion
Watching this and I get an ad for a movie called the Boston Strangler. It can’t be a coincidence
"Ban all conversations, I've ruined it"
11:46 jerma on a normal drive through town
such a violent compilation thankyou
Jerma gave me hip bones
i spent my entire childhood as a disembodied torso until one night jerma extended his 14 foot long pinky finger through my window and caressed my earlobes. im now a happy and healthy bouncing baby 47 year old boy
I met jerma as a kid, i rode my bike into his moms car and broke my arm. He got out and made it a point to laugh at me.
Brother, 1:14 was a combo, had me hurting
There was hair in it
I love these compilations omg
That ducking thumbnail goddamn
Unreal how much this man loves vehicle accidents
He really WAS trying to be a good cop!
4:16 excellent reaction time on that pedestrians part
Really a crime that i'd not heard the Bernie Venom bit till now
I break your door in
I sneak in the basement
It is my home now
But you never find out
Cause I am sneaky
I am the rat man
I go up at night
And eat your cheese!
Aaaah
why tf am i crying laughing at this man
look at all these *Smallenemycrabs*
im surprised for far cry 5 they didnt just do a jackass bit the entire time with recording them doing stupid stuff on the phone
i genuinely wish he was in on the gta rp shit, a lot of it isn’t funny but i know for a fact jerma would make it hilarious deadass
there is a small goblin man who runs into my house through a little crack in my wall and bites my ankles. I keep pleading with the small goblin man to stop, but he just tells me to shut up or he’ll shove me in a meat grinder please help
MANIC STREAMER
0:24 the J in JOI stands for Jerma
1:09 my absolute favourite
Oh my god I love that thumbnail
Oh hey it’s the sus guy
im still waiting for him to give me a turn on the xbox mom got us, the games are multiplayer too but he wont let me plug a controller in
1:48 is so good
Jerma shot me in the faceu
actual good comp lol
I thought your PFP was the queen and y'know, I think I'd prefer him to replace the queen