@@selectidiot some weigh several TONS depending on what region and time of year. So yea have fun with that but wait until you find out about how big river catfish get. 400lbs+ and they can be found in pretty much ANY river or large lake
@@sinon-chan1434 l'll tell you what it means. It's a language called bibber-blabber it means: Which one? Because his editor now only works for him but makes the video. Even translate cant understand theres so much sacred language in it!
3:41 the shadow of a shark passes directly over DF and he says nothing Either he didn't noticed, or he was hoping not acknowledging it would make it go away
@@cavalierliberty6838 Ik, but making it so if they cuss more that about 3 time then they dont get paid for the video usually makes the content go from being funny and overall more amusing to 13yo and up, to 10yo and less based on the content they decide to switch to because of it. TL:DR it's stupid
Fun Fact: Dolphins will actually suck on pufferfish a bit to get high off of their venom Yes, they have evolved to the fact where they try to take recreational drugs. We're no longer alone
_Looks at big shark_ _Hears danger noise_ _Watches the shark approach_ _Comments on the shark approaching an the danger noise_ _Gets bitten_ "Whoa that came out of nowhere"
Ahhhhh yes. This is what I stay up until 10:30 for. Your videos are the last thing I watch every day. Possibly the best 20 minutes of my day. Thank you for making extremely poggers content for me to enjoy at the end of the day.
@@mrjavaz >"literally a ball of spikes." You clearly don't know what a shark is, what the word 'literally' means or how to properly use it. [So you're kind of wrong.] And I fixed your Tweetard grammar for you. ^_^
يمكن هاذي آخر كلمات بتقراها: استغفر الله واتوب اليه🌹 لاحول ولا قوة الا بالله العلي العظيم❤️ اللهم صل وسلم على نبينا محمد🌸 لااله الا الله محمد رسول الله🌹 سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيم❤️ سبحان الله وبحمده عدد خلقه ورضا نفسه وزنة عرشه ومداد كلماته❤️ ياخوان اي فديو اتركوا فيه كومنت تاخذ اجر ماتدري كم شخص بيقرأ ويجيك اجر❤️❤️
I know you probably get a ton of these but thanks for the vids, i love to be able to have dumb fun and just see some dude make funny decisions in some random game.
I think there’s this game you would like, it’s called Noita. It’s a rogue like where every pixel is simulated, down to a since pixel of fire. The wands are also completely customizable with hundreds of spells and I think you know where I’m going with this
Bruhhh i just Watched Dantdm Shorts Vid and All my childhood memories are back. This game... i really love it When I Was a Kid imma just Rewind My Childhood memories :)
I made a sort of “David Attenbourgh narration” to describe the Dangerously Funny shark: “And here, we see the new species, the Dangerously Funny shark. A predator of the deep, these sharks do not stop growing throughout their lives, and therefore can grow to comical sizes in their 100 years of life. They pick on smaller fish, large groupers and other sharks and dolphins without trouble. They are fairly quick and agile, despite their massive size, leading to fast chases and ridiculous looking hunts - often dragging back prey their own size without trouble.”
You were doing well. Using the Mako you need to get big enough to eat the Great White which will unlock it for use in Deathmatch on the Great map. Then grind some coins on Great so you can spawn as a Great White, then carefully feed until you can take on a Megalodon, and eating that will unlock the Megalodon for use in Deathmatch.
Keep playing feed fish and grow it’s such a good game and you can make tons of good videos with it there’s so much to do and unlock and so many fish to play with and eat so yummy
Random fact: Those objective fish are blue fin tuna which are absolutely massive in person a little terrifying, one could probably eat a child
WHAT?
Thx for adding to in my fear of deep water
@@elispeed5078 yeah, tuna are BIG.
@@selectidiot some weigh several TONS depending on what region and time of year. So yea have fun with that but wait until you find out about how big river catfish get. 400lbs+ and they can be found in pretty much ANY river or large lake
They are also crazy expensive at around 200$ per pound. In Japan, they once sold one for about 3 million dollars.
DF’s voice is so innocent I honestly didn’t notice that he cursed for like twelve seconds.
I'm glad he's cursed
When
@@Ches_Nogat If you want to see him swear go to his older videos he will swear sometimes
@@Ches_Nogat its a big ass ocean
@@Egames-tm9ex yeah, in his kindergarden one videos he will sometimes.
This man and his editor are the equivalent of an angel supervising the devil....
Which one is which because his editor now t only works for him but makes the worst of him as a video
@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 what?
@@sinon-chan1434 l'll tell you what it means. It's a language called bibber-blabber it means: Which one? Because his editor now only works for him but makes the video.
Even translate cant understand theres so much sacred language in it!
@@rbrazz godzilla, tried to read that, have a stroke, and fucking died
@@rbrazz Do you have a degree in the language of the gods?
15:25 NO GOD NO it took me months to get that song out of my head last time
DO DOO DO DOO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DOO DO DOO
lmao sad
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No please not again
Oh no
"I'm a shark, I can do whatever I want"
Yay for shark power
N o . *Gets the harpoon*
Yay!
@@uvlaka8652 MC, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
@@christopheredwards9904 Uuuuuhhh. ...F-Fishing..?
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3:41 the shadow of a shark passes directly over DF and he says nothing
Either he didn't noticed, or he was hoping not acknowledging it would make it go away
He saw it after he finished the star fisj
I think we all know DF is gonna try to make a baby army once he learns how eggs and babies actually work.
He hasn’t even gotten to the ability’s every
fish has
I still want to see him lay some fish eggs
Complete all the objectives
He really doesn't care about that
child labor??
“But that looks like something I could put in my mouth, come here I need to *taste you*”
dangerously sus
You should play the mantis shrimp. The longer you hold back, the stronger the punch.
Is it posible to make a One-Punch shrimp?
@@Casteformn Yes. A veritable Mike Tyson shrimp.
“DF then proceeded to hold the punch back for a year.
fun fact: those “lobsters” are mantis shrimp which are neither lobster nor shrimp but a group of crustaceans called stomatopods
and are also extremely dangerous in this game.
@@5xg378 Yeah, they are definitely my favorite animal. I used to have one as a pet for a few years. It was awesome.
I was honestly surprised when he said "it's a big ass ocean" in the beginning due to most other channels now censoring any cuss word
@Michael Mamo no, it's just that the ones that I watched that used to cuss are now censoring it and it sucks
Edit: slight spelling errors
@@mnky_assassin4216 RUclips keeps trying to make the platform kid friendly.
@@cavalierliberty6838 Ik, but making it so if they cuss more that about 3 time then they dont get paid for the video usually makes the content go from being funny and overall more amusing to 13yo and up, to 10yo and less based on the content they decide to switch to because of it.
TL:DR it's stupid
@@mnky_assassin4216 such as? Not a single person I watch censors themselves
@@cavalierliberty6838 even though it specifically is rated 13+ and has a YT kids app for children
DF: stick to my shark delicacy...
Me: Cannibal, YOURE A CANNIBAL
Fun Fact: Dolphins will actually suck on pufferfish a bit to get high off of their venom
Yes, they have evolved to the fact where they try to take recreational drugs.
We're no longer alone
Fun fact: Sharks stay away from Dolphins because they can easily outmaneuver a shark on a “pvp”
Fun fact:who cares
@@crowsburden4201 fun fact: I do Karen the Kraken
@@sireli2100 that's strong "git gud" energy
Puffer fish don’t have venom bud
Is it just me or is this the first time we’ve ever heard DF swear, awesome
Its just you
@@dingus5852 no it's not
when did he swear
he's sworn in several videos lol
A long time ago you would probably here him say a lot more.
1 I can’t believe people still play this 2 bringing a dead fish to the water’s surface will instantly explode it into meat
_Looks at big shark_
_Hears danger noise_
_Watches the shark approach_
_Comments on the shark approaching an the danger noise_
_Gets bitten_
"Whoa that came out of nowhere"
"But its a big ass ocean" best DangerouslyFunny sentence ever.
DF's profanity level is getting higher again :>
DF is surprisingly good at making things big
is this a good time to say that's what she said
@@shadowcween7890 yes
If you chew the food more before eating it you get more exp, the individual smaller pieces add up a little more than the bigger piece they came from.
there something about his voice that just soothes me but makes me laugh
he is my comfort youtuber, his voice is so relaxing 😭❤️
love how dory keeps stealing his food XD
Watching DF eat the entire ecosystem is somehow satisfying
Ahhhhh yes. This is what I stay up until 10:30 for. Your videos are the last thing I watch every day. Possibly the best 20 minutes of my day. Thank you for making extremely poggers content for me to enjoy at the end of the day.
Imagine if he finds about the spawning glitch that's let him eats infinitely
What's the name of this game? I now feel addicted to play it
@@christopheredwards9904 feed and grow fish
"Deathmatch" allows you to play as almost any creature, which can be played using coins
Yes! Round two! This time he’ll get big enough to cripple the game for sure!
Yes!!! My night gets so much better when DF posts
"I'm not entirely sure what it is i'm eating or biting, but I saw other fish chewing on it so I had to get curious".
This exactly how fishes think.
>"Isn't this the creature I made in spore?"
Clearly not, there are no spikes.
I mean, it's literally a ball of spikes. so ur kinda wrong
@@mrjavaz >"literally a ball of spikes."
You clearly don't know what a shark is, what the word 'literally' means or how to properly use it.
[So you're kind of wrong.]
And I fixed your Tweetard grammar for you. ^_^
@@T3nch1 but DF was talking about the urchin not the shark XD
@@meioubunny He was? Well that makes much more sense.
@@T3nch1 Yikes.
dangerouslyfunny the type of dude to birng a knife to a gun fight and still win
Or a gun to a knife fight and laughs at you for being trustworthy?
@@DundG that's more in character, 10/10
Parries the bullet
With DF sounding calm in all his videos... Killing virtual animal and whatnot... Makes me think he is on Ketamine
YAY! DF i wanted another episode of this game for 4 days!
"I still can't eat them in one bite, but that's ok because I can just bite them once."
Me: "I should sleep soon"
DF: *uploads*
A DF a day keeps depression away.
But it doesn’t keep his cold dead voice away
I don't know why I find the 'evolution' videos so fsk'n funny, but they crack me up.
I'm waiting for the day df realises he can become a crab in this game.
1:05 this caught me off guard like a seagull nose diving for my fries
Oo more df!! I love it here ❤❤
DF: "I don't wanna talk about it"
Also DF: *talks about it*
Day 4 of telling DF he should play Universal Paperclips
That goofy looking fish you found was a baby barracuda and That fish that lunged at you out of the blue Was a full grown barracuda
يمكن هاذي آخر كلمات بتقراها:
استغفر الله واتوب اليه🌹
لاحول ولا قوة الا بالله العلي العظيم❤️
اللهم صل وسلم على نبينا محمد🌸
لااله الا الله محمد رسول الله🌹
سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيم❤️
سبحان الله وبحمده عدد خلقه ورضا نفسه وزنة عرشه ومداد كلماته❤️
ياخوان اي فديو اتركوا فيه كومنت تاخذ اجر ماتدري كم شخص بيقرأ ويجيك اجر❤️❤️
I love watching this guy play off brand games
everyone having a good day?
Yes. Tomorrow will be less of a good day cuz I have a test in biology
No :(
Meh
No, pretty shitty tbh
Ehh terrible as always but glad someone asked
him: plays the game
me: NO! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE BIG FISH NOT JOIN THEM!
Hallo
"This fish is new, i wonder what it tastes like."
me: TOGA VIBES
Technically, you have to be careful cause there is always a bigger fish in the sea,🤣😂
Baby Shark ruthlessly murders all the fish in the ocean.
Pog
"Dolphins are good, I should eat more of these" -DF, 2021
lol no views 8 LIKES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Ah yes, just a perfect day at my town, eating cheese sticks, sun is shining outside, and watching DangerouslyFunny.
You actually link the game in your desc! Nobody else does this
"That looks like something I would want to put in my mouth" - DangerouslyFunny 2021
"The dolphin's going to try and fight me but it's a dolphin, it stands no chance." Oh, you poor innocent fool.
A loved one just died I came back from the funeral and found your channel you have made my week continue making fish content it makes me smile🙂
Those colorful fish you were eating were parrot fish and that spikey fish you ate was a bibos
DF I love your video’s
I see he has learned the spell "Summon bigger fish"
In the beginning with the tiny shark is was so adorable watching it zoom around
Man, fish feed and grow has changed! The graphics have improved, and it's much more refined
BRO I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THIS GAME BUT THEN U DID IT omg, i was just watching such old childhood videos of this from another.
15:29 my fav part of the vid lol and keep up the content
i could listen to this man talk about numbers for hours on end
Tip: When fish close there eyes bring them to the surface and they insta die when killing them
mother nature is currently attempting to kill me but the only thing keeping me alive is DF videos lol nice work df
I’ve loved watching you play this game haha
Oooh yay more feed and grow fish
Omg feed and grow fish, I used to watch keysjore game play of this game all the time.
(german RUclipsr, awesome dude)
3:13 General Kenobi you are a bold one!
This is like feeding frenzy lol the good ol' Gamehouse days...
"babe wake up DF uploaded" no but seriously I couldn't sleep
I know you probably get a ton of these but thanks for the vids, i love to be able to have dumb fun and just see some dude make funny decisions in some random game.
I think there’s this game you would like, it’s called Noita. It’s a rogue like where every pixel is simulated, down to a since pixel of fire. The wands are also completely customizable with hundreds of spells and I think you know where I’m going with this
First thing you found “is this from spore” is a sea urchin btw
Tip: Bring dead fish to the surface of the water to turn them into meat. That way you don't have to chew the dead fish up to turn them into meat.
"Can I eat that or did I just murder it?"
-DangerouslyFunny 2021
Me: ooooo a new video!!
DF: *playing a game about underwater shark shenanigans
Me: *cries in thalassophobia while being jumpscared by fish*
Yes! More fishie shenanigans! You should play the swordfish next, because it has a spike. 😆 Or maybe a pufferfish. 🐡
"But It's a big ass ocean" lololol i choked on my pizza
This evo remake looks neat
Bruhhh i just Watched Dantdm Shorts Vid and All my childhood memories are back. This game... i really love it When I Was a Kid imma just Rewind My Childhood memories :)
Everybody gangsta until dory steals your food
I made a sort of “David Attenbourgh narration” to describe the Dangerously Funny shark:
“And here, we see the new species, the Dangerously Funny shark. A predator of the deep, these sharks do not stop growing throughout their lives, and therefore can grow to comical sizes in their 100 years of life. They pick on smaller fish, large groupers and other sharks and dolphins without trouble. They are fairly quick and agile, despite their massive size, leading to fast chases and ridiculous looking hunts - often dragging back prey their own size without trouble.”
Each fish has a power.USE THEM GODDAMIT!
I think it was Graystillplays who got a fish so big it was outgrowing the entire body of water by spawn camping the biggest fish.
Challenge delivered.
A couple of people have done it all you need to do is find a spawn point but I have no clue if you can farm them anymore
He's video and voice is so calming-
the best youtuber ive seen in a long time
Favorite series honestly
Feed and grow looking amazing
DF be like "wow early game takes so long" while completely ignoring the starfish
THANK GOD HE FOUND THEM
"There's always a bigger fish"
You were doing well. Using the Mako you need to get big enough to eat the Great White which will unlock it for use in Deathmatch on the Great map. Then grind some coins on Great so you can spawn as a Great White, then carefully feed until you can take on a Megalodon, and eating that will unlock the Megalodon for use in Deathmatch.
Keep playing feed fish and grow it’s such a good game and you can make tons of good videos with it there’s so much to do and unlock and so many fish to play with and eat so yummy
Aw this is like that fish game you did yesterday or the day before yesterday :D
Don’t kill Dory, she still has to find Nemo xD
It's ok she found nemo in his stomach :)