Everett Logan and Greg Gammago I had the same reaction as the both of you before the 2016 American Election Process (note the capital "p" as if this was a big deal), but now, the meaning of the expression "grab by my/the p..." has forever changed! xD LOL! :D A President shouldn't be grabbing people by the p...ants! xD LOL! :D JK! :D
@@SleepyVenom1 Lord, I never meant my post like that lmao. Democrats usually prefer government/social programs, and Republicans want to the system to benefit those that work hard by not providing much. Essentially what I was trying to say.
"I'm part of the birthday party, we eat a lot of cake." "No Wonder" LOL "Would you vote for your dad to become president?" "No, I would vote for the guy who is running against him"
John Williams yeah, Alton and the other boy who talked about wanting to be president because you would be safe and protected really bothered me because I was like what the hell is going on in those houses?
No, he wont...just look at him now sitting by himself and chances are he will continue to be very smart and therefore become even more socially isolated which will lead him to be a loner and he will have a lot of issues with his self worth. People with average or below average intelligence become president...the smartest people have never been leaders anywhere...usually they are outcats most of their lives.
when the kid said no wonder a little after 1:20 and jimmy was like are you calling me fat or whats up I'm not picking up what your putting down i was laughing like there was no tomorrow
Lol, when I was in first grade, my class did a "what's so great about being president" and "what would you do if you were president?" project, my answers were... 1) the president gets to live in a cool house and can have friends over whenever 2) I will throw money off of a balcony to everyone in the world so we can all be happy
Omg i kinda did the same thing but it was about being a superhero and i said...... 1)A super hero can do what ever they wants to and beat up all the bad guys 2)If i was a super hero i would have big feet and jump up and down to the skys.
Liberal-run states like to charge people for everything. Plus, those food banks that are used to distribute food to the poor... they're mostly run out of churches, and most church people are conservatives. The term "bleeding heart" liberal is more sarcastic than literal. The right to life and sustaining babies isn't on the liberal list of sympathies. They also aren't fans of freedom of speech, if you happen to say anything that they find disagreeable. Anything they don't tolerate, they want to label as hate speech. Being open-minded (to them) doesn't mean you have the right to have opposite convictions of them. Tolerance is not a mutual thing. It doesn't mean that they have to tolerate anyone else, but it does mean that everyone else must tolerate them. To the liberal, if you say something loud enough, long enough, and spread it around enough --- whatever they want to be truth becomes truth, rather than being actual truth seekers. They want truth to bow to their personal preferences, and think truth is relative, not absolute -- and this they are absolutely certain of.
Grabbing him by the pants and throwing him on the couch sounds like child abuse to me.Did he get a bruise or a wedgi. No wonder he would vote for the guy running for president against his dad. Lol
bubu joo Estes I would imagine that legally they would have to show these clips to the children’s parents to get their permission to put this on TV, and if there was anything dodgy going on then surely the boys father would not have allowed that. Bearing that in mind, it sounds more like just a bit of rough-and-tumble playfighting to me. He actually sounded more worried that his Mum might find out that he’d been selling off the stuff she’d bought him to his friends!
@@lindashelley3635 agree with you especially on ".... rough-and-tumble playfighting... ". I think it's common for father-son as long as it does not cause bleeding, broken bones, bruises, etc. In some cultures, it could be one of the forms for father-son bonding. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🤔🤔🤔 (My apology, English is not my first language)
At one point the kid says my dad grabs me by the pants and throws me on the couch and such people shouldn't be a president! Well!! He actually added, "It'd be funny if that were a reality show"! This kid is clairvoyant!
That kid at 1:55 said a president shouldn't GRAB ppl by their PANTS and if they did that would make a good REALITY TV show?!?!!! DID HE LITERALLY GUESS WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN IN 2016?!!!
''No wonder.' That cracked me up; this kid can replace Jimmy someday'
+utkarsh sankrityayan
No Jimmy is way too sweet compared to that boy.
Really, the timing was perfect! 😂
The woman laughing though
@MonkeyBones I thought it was cuz of little chubby chins.
trueee he’s funny af 😂
That kid in the white shirt is hustlin lol
+Anthony Spinetta just when i tought i was out...they pull me back in
+Anthony Spinetta he is brilliant
Damn he is..
Anthony S he is a real hustler😂😂
"No wonder." Lmao
"What do you mean 'No wonder.'?!" XD
LOOL Alton needs to be investigated 😂😂😂
he is freakishly good
kekelove25 rightttt😂😂 all the damn illegal money he is getting 🤪🤪🤪😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alton would survive on the streets.
tru dat
Actually Alton would survive the apocalypse..
Alton is the street haha
hes part of the mob lol
Yes he would. Probably run it too...
Jimmy should do a 5h interview with the kid in the white shirt :D
Sara Daamouch
i gave you your 1000 like. your welcome
@Sebastian Gonzalez plz respect your words
Watching these kids talking about
Politics makes
Me feel ashamed of how I act towards others
😂😂😂
The young man in white t.shirt on the second row made we watch this again and again. He is too wise beyond his age :)
Exactly my views
He has seen too much.
Me too
i want to like this comment but it has 666 like so-
this Alton kid is my role model
same
He may hate his dad now, but someone raised an independent smart kid.
I doubt he seriously hates his dad, sounds like they joke around a lot with each other.
@@BoomBoom-xn7ud Yeah. He just said that his dad is crazy. No need to hate anyone for that. You would not have them for President, though.
I just realized that quite a few would, and do.
@Todd that’s a genius observation! I just thought so too.
dawg aren’t u in that stephen king movie
"i still have a few.... money"
- President Alton
Bahahah
"Sometimes I take 'em"😂
I cried laughing. "So you're running a little fencing operation" "I don't really want to do it anymore" hahahahaha
Alton is hilarious! "I'm part of the birthday party, we eat alot of cake"...no wonder! XD
ALTON ACTS SO GROWN UP IT'S SO CUTE
you are CUTE
Yeah he is ahead of time lol
Careful; he might sick his henchmen on you for perceived condescension lol.
If this isn't scripted at all, that kid's pretty intelligent
Did you get that pic from tumblr??
There is always one intelligent kid in the "Jimmy talk to kids" series
@@Daniman_LG No! Those kids were saying whatever popped in to their heads.
IF THAT WAS A REALITY SHOW... IM DEAD
would you vote for your dad as president Lol no I would vote for the guy running against him lmao Alton is a lil gangsta
I love this kid
Gual Jeganu 1 😂😂😂
This kid is genius!
"Sometimes he grabs me..."
oh god
"by my pants"
oh dear god no
"and throws me on the couch..."
YOU MONSTER
I died XD
+Everett Logan just think if a girl said that
Good thing he didn't say his dad's a Christian priest.
+Everett Logan 1
Everett Logan and Greg Gammago I had the same reaction as the both of you before the 2016 American Election Process (note the capital "p" as if this was a big deal), but now, the meaning of the expression "grab by my/the p..." has forever changed! xD LOL! :D A President shouldn't be grabbing people by the p...ants! xD LOL! :D JK! :D
Jimmy Kimmel should totally bring Alton back to his show. I want to see how he's doing after all these years!
likewise!
Now he REALLY should do this. Hes probably around my age now
"I hope one of you grows to be president..." 3:35 they all raise hands, alton shakes his head.
cesar romero Alton stays woke hahaha
@@darleneramdin532 Exactly.
xD
Nice observation!
The kid in the white shirt sounds very mature and well spoken for his age. The way he strings his sentences is impressive! Just like a young man.
He said his dad is both crazy and brain compromised. I wondered what happened when he got home.
😭😭😭 when that kid said no wonder kmg😂😂😂😂😭😭😅
+Jasmine Nelson I was busting up!
+Jasmine Nelson ikr
Alton, keep that character don't let them crush you! lol
Holy shit, this kid is gold. What a witty, clever child. He's gonna go places in life.
I agree... I am so impressed by him!
I think you mean the kid is blue... Thank you very much
i think i will grow up to fast be missled and start doing drugs like every kid that is smart enogh to go aginst the norms.
Nancy Botwin yup, not college, but places.
pennydesouza no wonder nice guys finish last
"No wonder"
Hahahahaha
Alton is going places
The democrat vs republican thing had me dying 😂😂😂
The kid's parents are probably Democrats. LOL
+Daniela Ruelas It's funny because he really wasn't too far off.
@@Icyxos nah Republicans are good in there own way
@@SleepyVenom1 I'm a Republican, but that Democrat vs Republican thing still had me laughing so much!
@@SleepyVenom1 Lord, I never meant my post like that lmao. Democrats usually prefer government/social programs, and Republicans want to the system to benefit those that work hard by not providing much. Essentially what I was trying to say.
Little Tony Soprano is the smartest one in the room. And the most likely to go into business.
The "waste management" business
"I'm part of the birthday party, we eat a lot of cake." "No Wonder" LOL
"Would you vote for your dad to become president?" "No, I would vote for the guy who is running against him"
I loved Alton lol
Sometimes he grabs me..."
Oh don't do it
"by my pants"
OH MY GOD!
"and throws me on the couch..."
OHHHHHH. Damn that was close
Still bad.
ə4
I know, I got so scared at that part... I forget that not every kid was abused lmao
John Williams yeah, Alton and the other boy who talked about wanting to be president because you would be safe and protected really bothered me because I was like what the hell is going on in those houses?
John Williams I
That Alton kid will be president
he is albanian
Kristian Marku no hes not!!!!
No, he wont...just look at him now sitting by himself and chances are he will continue to be very smart and therefore become even more socially isolated which will lead him to be a loner and he will have a lot of issues with his self worth.
People with average or below average intelligence become president...the smartest people have never been leaders anywhere...usually they are outcats most of their lives.
Pia Corleone You're definitely over thinking this
broomshie loomshie That;s not bad,,l
i luv that kid in the white t-shirt. he makes me laugh
It's been 8 years, dying to know what that Alton kid is up to, Jimmy seriously needs to have him back on the show
when the kid said no wonder a little after 1:20 and jimmy was like are you calling me fat or whats up I'm not picking up what your putting down i was laughing like there was no tomorrow
The kid in the white shirt is my favorite XD
Jimmy: so you guys are all unemployed right....
Alton: Hmmmmmmmmmmm i have this little box....2:43
*Looks like that Alton kid will grow up to be a badass.*
18 years later Alton graduates from Harvard.
tbf he probably will be 18 in a few years now
Alton is a boss.
Alton ... Savage
He's the only one who didn't raise his hand when asked who wanted to be the president.
“You don’t think the president should be grabbing people by the pants” ... this was posted in 2011... I got news for you kid
somebody likes massaging kittens
😂😂😂😂
He is like a little man, very eloquent.
That little kid in the white T-shirt.... I'm choking on my chips lmao
I don't think Alton is headed down the right path lol
that kid on the left is smarter then me
*Than
+Patrick Shashaty case in point.
+David Clinton um Purdy shur hee speld itt rite
I can see
Alton is really going to be great politician . Love that kid
Boooooo u suck
"We eat a lot of cake.... a lot of cake"
"No wonder."
All hail the sass master.
The time the kid says "No wonder" when Jimmy says he is part of the birthday party has me laughing so hard...:)
It's so funny how honest that little boy is in the back about his resell operation!
I vote Alton president 😂👍 great kid!
"No Wonder"
Im dead af :)
the little boy is hilarious! He sells stuff xD
ha kid is already trying to get money where he can get it.
I like that lil dude
"no wonder"
he should have expanded...I thought he was gonna go for it.
Alton is my favorite 😂
that lil boy xD he'll be a heartbreaker
omg Alton is, what, 6? and he's already re-selling stuff his mom buys him.
Alton has hilarious shoulders
how come??
may be...but the way he acts when he says,"they'll never know" and waves his hand or "sometimes i take 'em" is funny...
I see your point
dat kid is strait OG THUG LIFE
No Wonder!
When that little boy said "no wonder" water came bursting out of my mouth
Alton makes me want to have kids! Funniest kid ever.
"No wonder..." AHAHA. Just brilliant.
Alton is comedy gold we must protect him
Jimmy: who’s watching this in 2019..
Alton: Just no wonder😂😂😂
That Aldon kid is great :-)
"Sometimes I take them"
LOL. XD
Lol, when I was in first grade, my class did a "what's so great about being president" and "what would you do if you were president?" project, my answers were...
1) the president gets to live in a cool house and can have friends over whenever
2) I will throw money off of a balcony to everyone in the world so we can all be happy
My country doesn't have a president, but I still wanted to be president when I grew up... yeah, we get a lot of TV from the US ^_^
I think that must have been Obamas 2 goals. lol
sindy sisson It was his plan all along! Once he retires as the president of the U.S, he'll move to another country and do it all again!
Cool! :)
Omg i kinda did the same thing but it was about being a superhero and i said......
1)A super hero can do what ever they wants to and beat up all the bad guys
2)If i was a super hero i would have big feet and jump up and down to the skys.
alton is the total boss.. he is so funny.
Would have loved to hear what Alton was about to say when he raised his hand at 3:43...
Alton is like Dave Franco in 21 Jump Street the drug dealer
The baby on the left is tooo funny... He said he would not vote for his dad,,lmao
alton is a fucking genius xD
alton is a true legend
Sounds like Alton is destined to be a politician when he grows up :')
Alton was such a badass
wow kid with the afro actually knew the difference between a republican and democrat
MrRemBear right
@@aidanisntcursed Did anyone hear while explaining, "Democrats want to help the ppl" part he softly slid in -- "IF THEY WANT TO BE HELPED 😂😂😄!!!
Ikr😂😂😂
Liberal-run states like to charge people for everything. Plus, those food banks that are used to distribute food to the poor... they're mostly run out of churches, and most church people are conservatives. The term "bleeding heart" liberal is more sarcastic than literal. The right to life and sustaining babies isn't on the liberal list of sympathies. They also aren't fans of freedom of speech, if you happen to say anything that they find disagreeable. Anything they don't tolerate, they want to label as hate speech. Being open-minded (to them) doesn't mean you have the right to have opposite convictions of them. Tolerance is not a mutual thing. It doesn't mean that they have to tolerate anyone else, but it does mean that everyone else must tolerate them. To the liberal, if you say something loud enough, long enough, and spread it around enough --- whatever they want to be truth becomes truth, rather than being actual truth seekers. They want truth to bow to their personal preferences, and think truth is relative, not absolute -- and this they are absolutely certain of.
OMGOSH.. Alton is too darn smart for his own good!!!
3:28 I need to meet that kid ! He's so witty ! :)
When Alton said his dad grabs him, my heart stopped omg...
Grabbing him by the pants and throwing him on the couch sounds like child abuse to me.Did he get a bruise or a wedgi. No wonder he would vote for the guy running for president against his dad. Lol
bubu joo Estes I would imagine that legally they would have to show these clips to the children’s parents to get their permission to put this on TV, and if there was anything dodgy going on then surely the boys father would not have allowed that. Bearing that in mind, it sounds more like just a bit of rough-and-tumble playfighting to me. He actually sounded more worried that his Mum might find out that he’d been selling off the stuff she’d bought him to his friends!
@@lindashelley3635 agree with you especially on ".... rough-and-tumble playfighting... ". I think it's common for father-son as long as it does not cause bleeding, broken bones, bruises, etc. In some cultures, it could be one of the forms for father-son bonding. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🤔🤔🤔
(My apology, English is not my first language)
Alton is so cutee lol
2:11 This for some reason felt very worrying to hear. I hope he means that they were playing around.
Alton is a litle heartbreaker
3:01 this guy's dealing drugs 😂 but lmaoo hes hilarious
"No wonder" - LMAO that killed me... and the face he makes when he says that... alton is SHARP af
this makes me feel guilty because i also buy things without my parents knowing and resell them lmao
TOYS NOT DRUGS
lattetv
ty for clearing that up for everyone
lattetv You know, saying stuff like that when not asked makes people suspicious...
Zombie in
real life
Alton the philosopher
oh my god Alton
I would love to see more videos from Alton. Cant stop listening............
everytime Alton raises his hand, I was like... make him speak, make hime speak haha he's adorable.
"Sometimes I take them" Adorable.
At one point the kid says my dad grabs me by the pants and throws me on the couch and such people shouldn't be a president! Well!! He actually added, "It'd be funny if that were a reality show"!
This kid is clairvoyant!
LOL that last kid.
Omg Alton killed me and little Henry’s answer for democrat vs republican omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That kid at 1:55 said a president shouldn't GRAB ppl by their PANTS and if they did that would make a good REALITY TV show?!?!!! DID HE LITERALLY GUESS WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN IN 2016?!!!
Kimmel looks so cute in this casual outfit, I want to hug him
no wonder
No wonder
i have this little box of stuff...
He's so awesome
Alton is the man
what the word Alton means ?!
Oh my god... that kid at the end... that was gold. These segments are so funny.
1:15 I’m dead hahaha 😂😂
Alton is going places!!