4 YEARS?!?! so you're telling me even in alternate realities these goofs are STILL slowburning?!?😭😭 just put me out of my sweet sweet misery at this point [and the captions at 5:30 😭😭💀 i died so many times with this audio]
“IVE SEEN DOLLAR STORE COUPONS-“ Oooooooooo burn!!!! You go ahead and call this an “AU”, Castle. In my heart, it’s just the U and everyone plays hockey together like a big (mostly) happy family.
The phrase of the day is: *INCOHERENT SCREECHING* This was amazing, I cannot make commentary because RUclips will bust me for spice, so let's leave it at: Claire has zero chill and I love her 😂❤
I never realized before that Castle makes commentary and writes the scenes in the subtitles until I accidentally turned them on a few videos ago and It's probably the best thing ever!
Bruh i read all the comments and i still don't know how to react to this, it's truly amazing, i have loved claire the moment she appeared i'm happy we get more of her now, also I'm glad you are doing better have a wonderful day/night.
I just discovered the notes in the closed captions and I cannot live without them! Also, HOLY SHIT!! Was that open and honest communication and trying to peacefully resolve a potential misunderstanding in a respectful way?? This is the most alternate universe of all!
*reads description Has Claire never actually sweared in the original timeline? I could have sworn she has at least once. The bit with Beth teasing Knight in the beginning made me chuckle. 🤭 The banter continues. Some things just never change. What also doesn't change is the legit respect these two have for each other, and I really appreciate that. I find it incredibly funny that she asks them out in the AU before the original timeline. Just a little tease for what's to come. Oohohoho, I can't wait. Hope you're doing well, Castle and CW. Take care. 💛
@@TheBroGamer14082this wasn’t part of a specific series, it’s just a one shot. Castle did a thing called alternate universe August where for the month of August, she would post one shot AU audios of main characters from her main series called Glenwood(expect for one of the one shots which is from an older story of hers). You probably know this already but I thought I’d still tell you.
@@thatoneperson1628 nah I aint an active follower so I got a bit confused. Also I shoulda rephrased my question. Meant to ask what this audio is an au spinoff from. Character, series, whatever, just wondering cus it's gotta be an alternate from something.
@@TheBroGamer14082 got ya, yeah this is a college sports audio for Claire from her Glenwood series, some of the other characters mentioned are also a part of glenwood as well.
OMLLLL!!!! WHEN I TELL YOU THE SPEED IT TOOK TO CLICK THIS!🥳🥳🥳🥳 Damn. Just. Damn. I love it. But the slow burn still burns way too slow even in alternative universe. I thought they were finally gonna kiss. These two are my favorite tbh tho. And it still ended up being a masterpiece of and audio from castle we Al know and love. Does this hint to how Clair really thinks of Ranger in the actual universe????? Anyways happy Labor Day castle!!! And random thing, but the icon is 👌👌. Great work to you too CW!!!!
I thought we were finally gonna get a kiss! 😭 This thing was a rollercoaster! The beginning with Knight and Beth was fantastic, we always love some Beth and Clare banter don't we xD them the flirting! Btw hockey Clare swears a lot! And I thought this channel was family friendly! I also absolutely adore how considerate the ocs are to their respective listeners when they're visibly uncomfortable it really warms my heart. Once again they were So Close!!! Just kiss already! Please! Always a joy to watch one of your audios castle! Happy Labor Day and have a nice week!
immediately clicked replay when i finished this, after such a long (and very good) slowburn with claire, the overt flirting is taking me outttttttt. when she said the kissing line i was like ITS TRUE BUT SHUT UPPPPPP I hope you're doing better and have been able to rest and the like!!
My mind, the entire time I was listening to this...was just screaming for these two to just have at it and yet the slow burns just kept me both laughing my ass off and my brain saying WTF is even happening. Castle idk how in God's name you come up with all these slow burn lines but holy crap they are too good for this world. Whatever is next for these two I am greatly looking forward to, regardless of the amount of cringe involved XD.
just to be clear this takes place on a Friday, otherwise great audio. Nice to see Clare and Ranger actually having a romantic moment, makes me wonder about an AU that Claire and Ranger had a thing in collage and ranger forgot them. In collage and playing hocky is a great dynamic.
3:39 HELP 🫖🫖🫖✨✨ tea anyone 3:54 HAHA 4:08 lol fax facts 4:17 XD 4:24 that UGHH felt it was personal 4:31 lmao 4:49- 4:55 LMAO beth as usual being comical asf 5:29-5:41 lol subtitles yet again 5:53-6:13🫖🫖🫖✨✨✨ 6:15-6:21 MAN THESE SUBTITLES IN BRACKETS [miss greene this is a family friendly channel!] 6:45 NAH LMAO THE BRACKETS AGAIN LOL 7:30 ✨SPECIAL✨ 7:45 the rizz in brackets lol 7:55 lolz 8:04 hot shot XD 8:42-8:46 lolz if u haven’t guessed already I’m laughing at the brackets
13:45 lol 14:03 brackets lol 14:12 ooooo~ 14:17 AYOOOOOOOOO 14:32 lol brackets 14:56 15:55 brackets lol 16:07 boundaries respect noice i like it 16:48 🫖🫖🫖🫖 16:33 tiny kettle wheeze 🫖 17:01 dang lmao 17:28 oop lol 18:00 IN THE BACK OF MY MIND YOU DIED ( sorry just had that song randomly come up 18:23lol 18:30 lol 18:33 haha have that affect on people ( #rizz) 18:33 I’m confusing asf lol 19:16 lmao 19:27 [yes ya have ya little shit] not the brackets again 😭😭😭 19:39 MAGIC ik 19:50 0.0 20:02 sorry but Ayooooooo 20:24 wheezing and laughed to hard I’m crying brackets lo, 20:21-20:30 lol brackets again XD 20:30 yes.. yes I am 20:37 awoop 21:01 dang damn if I only I wasn’t broke 21:09 waaa *cry’s in le british* 21:15 oooooo~ oop
I might be watching too much letterkenny but did she just pull a shoresy with that "I'll be so good to you?" All she needed to say is "you'll wake up and I'll be right there being good to you."
i can taste my fuckign heart beat. i am shaking. i am drooling. i am crying and screaming. this is the hottest thing i have ever heard. i was not mentally or emotionally prepared for what might happen to my gay ass. i can’t. claire. i am in love with claire. oh my god. i need them to KISS! TEASE! this was so good. i need to lay here and remember how to breathe.
Miss claire greene you did not just try and shoot ur shot omfg i kid u not my face went red as a tomatoe 😭 Update: howwww dare uuuu do that to my claire x ranger hesrt i was so ready for ek to kiss so close but so far whyyyyyy must u do this to us castleeee 😭😭😭
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Giggling and kicking my feet
Fr fr
4 YEARS?!?! so you're telling me even in alternate realities these goofs are STILL slowburning?!?😭😭 just put me out of my sweet sweet misery at this point
[and the captions at 5:30 😭😭💀 i died so many times with this audio]
PLEASE
Ranger being a sports ref is actually so fucking fitting its insane
Oh my god flirty Claire is too powerful, she cannot be stopped, Ranger is in danger. This is probably my favourite of the AUs.
Flirty Claire got me feeling some things
“IVE SEEN DOLLAR STORE COUPONS-“ Oooooooooo burn!!!!
You go ahead and call this an “AU”, Castle. In my heart, it’s just the U and everyone plays hockey together like a big (mostly) happy family.
The phrase of the day is: *INCOHERENT SCREECHING*
This was amazing, I cannot make commentary because RUclips will bust me for spice, so let's leave it at: Claire has zero chill and I love her 😂❤
I never realized before that Castle makes commentary and writes the scenes in the subtitles until I accidentally turned them on a few videos ago and It's probably the best thing ever!
Okay, that's a game-changer.
THE CAPTIONS GOT ME DYING
13:00 UGHHH MAMI!! this entire line.
“as if it is doing to work. AND THEN WHERE SHE CALLS US DESPERATE FOR LOOKING LIKE we wanna kiss her 😫😩😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😫😫😫
9:14-9:19 brackets lmao
9:32 lol
9:57 [miss man]
10:00 OOOOOo~ miss gworl
10:41 rizz
10:57 ( I beg to mcfukin difer ) lol
11:01 ( I can’t relate) brackets got me pmsl
11:23 GIRL WUT 😭🤣🤣
11:37 [MA’AM] got me wheezing laughing and crying of laughter 😭🤣✨🫖
11:51 brackets lol
11:54 brackets again lol
12:35
12:48 AYO imagining Beth looking in through a window XD
13:07 brackets awoop
O_O ...this is my new favorite thing. My crush on Claire has hit new levels. I will never recover from this!!
I can see it going down like that in the normal universe but glad to hear you ok castle
Bruh i read all the comments and i still don't know how to react to this, it's truly amazing, i have loved claire the moment she appeared i'm happy we get more of her now, also I'm glad you are doing better have a wonderful day/night.
I just discovered the notes in the closed captions and I cannot live without them! Also, HOLY SHIT!! Was that open and honest communication and trying to peacefully resolve a potential misunderstanding in a respectful way?? This is the most alternate universe of all!
*reads description
Has Claire never actually sweared in the original timeline? I could have sworn she has at least once.
The bit with Beth teasing Knight in the beginning made me chuckle. 🤭
The banter continues. Some things just never change.
What also doesn't change is the legit respect these two have for each other, and I really appreciate that.
I find it incredibly funny that she asks them out in the AU before the original timeline. Just a little tease for what's to come. Oohohoho, I can't wait.
Hope you're doing well, Castle and CW. Take care. 💛
wait this is an AU? I haven't been following the channel but what' series is this vid an alternate from?
@@TheBroGamer14082this wasn’t part of a specific series, it’s just a one shot. Castle did a thing called alternate universe August where for the month of August, she would post one shot AU audios of main characters from her main series called Glenwood(expect for one of the one shots which is from an older story of hers). You probably know this already but I thought I’d still tell you.
@@thatoneperson1628 nah I aint an active follower so I got a bit confused. Also I shoulda rephrased my question. Meant to ask what this audio is an au spinoff from. Character, series, whatever, just wondering cus it's gotta be an alternate from something.
@@TheBroGamer14082 got ya, yeah this is a college sports audio for Claire from her Glenwood series, some of the other characters mentioned are also a part of glenwood as well.
@@thatoneperson1628 ah okay then. much appreciated hombre.
You got me acting like “Aww, Shucks.”
Goodnight everyone.☕️
HAHAHAH
My heart is beating so fast rn
why did no one tell me that the captions were just as good as the audio itself 😭😭
Please! For the love of all that is holy!! PLEASE make a continuation of this audio, I NEED to see more flirty Claire
OMLLLL!!!! WHEN I TELL YOU THE SPEED IT TOOK TO CLICK THIS!🥳🥳🥳🥳
Damn. Just. Damn. I love it. But the slow burn still burns way too slow even in alternative universe. I thought they were finally gonna kiss. These two are my favorite tbh tho. And it still ended up being a masterpiece of and audio from castle we Al know and love. Does this hint to how Clair really thinks of Ranger in the actual universe?????
Anyways happy Labor Day castle!!! And random thing, but the icon is 👌👌. Great work to you too CW!!!!
Let’s pry for a second part soon ,we thank you castle for this blessing and pray for your safety and longevity thank you for these wonderful gifts ❤
The captions are so fun
IM SO EXCITEDDDDD
Truck?! Ma’am this is an AU Falcon, the most amazing piece of machinery to come off an Australian assembly line.
You can’t spell Australia without AU.
That had me blushing the whole time
I thought we were finally gonna get a kiss! 😭
This thing was a rollercoaster! The beginning with Knight and Beth was fantastic, we always love some Beth and Clare banter don't we xD them the flirting! Btw hockey Clare swears a lot! And I thought this channel was family friendly! I also absolutely adore how considerate the ocs are to their respective listeners when they're visibly uncomfortable it really warms my heart. Once again they were So Close!!! Just kiss already! Please!
Always a joy to watch one of your audios castle! Happy Labor Day and have a nice week!
Nevermind what I was just watching, let's go!
THE TRANSCRIPT 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 CASTEL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
I love the captions in this one, I have to say.
immediately clicked replay when i finished this, after such a long (and very good) slowburn with claire, the overt flirting is taking me outttttttt. when she said the kissing line i was like ITS TRUE BUT SHUT UPPPPPP
I hope you're doing better and have been able to rest and the like!!
My mind, the entire time I was listening to this...was just screaming for these two to just have at it and yet the slow burns just kept me both laughing my ass off and my brain saying WTF is even happening. Castle idk how in God's name you come up with all these slow burn lines but holy crap they are too good for this world. Whatever is next for these two I am greatly looking forward to, regardless of the amount of cringe involved XD.
just to be clear this takes place on a Friday, otherwise great audio. Nice to see Clare and Ranger actually having a romantic moment, makes me wonder about an AU that Claire and Ranger had a thing in collage and ranger forgot them. In collage and playing hocky is a great dynamic.
13:22 i was taking a drink of water at the wrong time and nearly spit it all over my monitor. claire do NOT do that to my heart oh my god
I also need more claire on hockey mode im such a fan ❤❤❤
Omg this was the best Au
I GOT MY SPORTS AU I GOT MY SPORTS AU
just finished reading icebreaker and this is screaming icebreaker!!! absolutely in love!! this is amazing castle, thank you
3:39 HELP 🫖🫖🫖✨✨ tea anyone
3:54 HAHA
4:08 lol fax facts
4:17 XD
4:24 that UGHH felt it was personal
4:31 lmao
4:49- 4:55 LMAO beth as usual being comical asf
5:29-5:41 lol subtitles yet again
5:53-6:13🫖🫖🫖✨✨✨
6:15-6:21 MAN THESE SUBTITLES IN BRACKETS [miss greene this is a family friendly channel!]
6:45 NAH LMAO THE BRACKETS AGAIN LOL
7:30 ✨SPECIAL✨
7:45 the rizz in brackets lol
7:55 lolz
8:04 hot shot XD
8:42-8:46 lolz if u haven’t guessed already I’m laughing at the brackets
"You want to kiss me so bad, it makes you look desperate" 😳😳😳😳
The way a tapped so fast on this
Thanks castel i live for the sensual tention love this
OH NO WHATS HAPPENING!!!! 🧍🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🐕
The captions/transcript comments are golden lmao
“you kiss your mother with that mouth?…..oh wait”
I said I'd be here for the winning shot of the tournament. I was right. Was totally not expecting to be cornered by her
Laughed out loud at "So what's on Tuesday?", knew what was coming lol.
The ride that audio just took me on- Can't think of a better way to end out AU-gust, wow /pos
Some things never change...no matter the universe...
one of my favorite characters with my favorite sports, oh hell yeah
Im OBSSESED WITH CLAIRE IN ALL HER FORMS❤❤❤❤ I NEED MORE OF THIS TEASING
These two really can’t get together in any universe can they?
the tensionnn ahh
The pack is a hockey team!?😂
*blush* *blush* *blush* *blush* *blush* *blush* *blush* *blush*
I am mentally shutting down because that was so good. I want to scream. Will return later with an edit when I'm no longer screaming.
Would love more like this😊
Cute characters, cute story 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Till her spit is being swapped with mine
I've come back to this audio at least 10 times someone help🥲
I got 2 goals tonight as a defenseman, and I blocked 4 shots.
My knees are jelly
1:08 wheezing
2:12 WHEEZING AGAIN 🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
3:18 🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖✨
3:26 🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖 THE SUBTITLES [was that a curse]
Another masterpiece!
9:14 i had to sit down 🫠
Ok but like I GOTTAAAAAAAAA hear how Beth reacts to this
DAMN IF RANGER WON'T TAKE CLAIRE I WILL
I have my pitchfork ready :>
They’ve got a touch of the tism, just like me fr fr
Your AUs are always fun to listen to. I wonder who will be next
The captions got me giggling
“These two haven’t kissed in canon- that’s the grievance” and whose fault is that, castle?!
Y'all. If this doesn't turn into a mini-series or at least have a part 2 imma be pissed 🐥
Ahhhhhh CLAIRE
Damn confident and flirty Claire is hot 😳 plus she comes off very dominant here
CA FEEDING US ONCE AGAIN 😫😫😫
this side of claire got me kicking my feet as much as the other side of claire
Hummina hummina hummina
Update
Literally every 2 seconds I have to cover my mouth in shock
oooooo im squealing!!!!!!!
Claire: “sit”
IM SAT BBG!! UGHH I WANT YOU SO BAD!! 😫😫😫 🧎🏽♀️
Everyone moved on but I’m still here😭😭😊⚠️
13:45 lol
14:03 brackets lol
14:12 ooooo~
14:17 AYOOOOOOOOO
14:32 lol brackets
14:56
15:55 brackets lol
16:07 boundaries respect noice i like it
16:48 🫖🫖🫖🫖
16:33 tiny kettle wheeze 🫖
17:01 dang lmao
17:28 oop lol
18:00 IN THE BACK OF MY MIND YOU DIED ( sorry just had that song randomly come up
18:23lol
18:30 lol
18:33 haha have that affect on people ( #rizz)
18:33 I’m confusing asf lol
19:16 lmao
19:27 [yes ya have ya little shit] not the brackets again 😭😭😭
19:39 MAGIC ik
19:50 0.0
20:02 sorry but Ayooooooo
20:24 wheezing and laughed to hard I’m crying brackets lo,
20:21-20:30 lol brackets again XD
20:30 yes.. yes I am
20:37 awoop
21:01 dang damn if I only I wasn’t broke
21:09 waaa *cry’s in le british*
21:15 oooooo~ oop
I’m so gay it’s like unhealthy
I might be watching too much letterkenny but did she just pull a shoresy with that "I'll be so good to you?" All she needed to say is "you'll wake up and I'll be right there being good to you."
i can taste my fuckign heart beat. i am shaking. i am drooling. i am crying and screaming. this is the hottest thing i have ever heard. i was not mentally or emotionally prepared for what might happen to my gay ass. i can’t. claire. i am in love with claire. oh my god. i need them to KISS! TEASE! this was so good. i need to lay here and remember how to breathe.
We're can I find the story's were ranger becomes a ref?
Hockey 🎉🎉 I love hockey 🤭
Is there gonna be another video of this??😭
Very nice!!!!!!!
Knight has been what now 😃
Dom Claire? I'm here for it
Ohoho man... A forward Claire is fucking dangerous! Woof, I would absolutely give her shit if it meant exchanges like that.
The more the AU change the more the same😏
I ❤ flirty Claire!
Miss claire greene you did not just try and shoot ur shot omfg i kid u not my face went red as a tomatoe 😭
Update: howwww dare uuuu do that to my claire x ranger hesrt i was so ready for ek to kiss so close but so far whyyyyyy must u do this to us castleeee 😭😭😭
Omg this was so hot and cool and cool and hot ❤️🔥😀
This makes me want to mess with my partner so bad