The Kohler Numi 2 brings smarts to your parts
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
- The Kohler Numi 2 is one of the wildest - and smartest - toilets on the market. This $7,000 commode is completely hands free and plays music and birdsong while you go. It's truly an amazing little robot.
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Pompous Kohler sales man : It comes down to education, no one is educated in America.
Americans : We are educated enough not to flush $8000 down the drain
Like I want to have a conversation with Alexa while taking a shit. Besides, I'm sure Alexa will have some comments when I cut a huge fart., on make a big splash from an excessively big turd!!
Imagine having diarrhea and the top don't pop up fast enough
"What needs to happen to bring this to the mainstream?"
DROP THE PRICE 95%
For how small volume these artpieces are, I sorta understand the pricetag. Meant for McMansions and seven digit homes exclusively pretty much. I really wonder how much Kohler makes margin wise to quantity sold just to make this toilet worth to sell.
Power outage or internet drops...you’re in deep...well...ya know 😂
Host: what needs to change for this sort of hygiene to become popular in the US? Answer: it not costing $8,000.00
Its education on the product bro 😭😭
That's just crazy lol
I bought a bidet for $40 and installed myself. Next winter I'll get a heated seat for $$150. You just have to know what you want and get it. Here you're paying for a bunch of nothing with these. Warm butt water to clean with and heated buns with memory foam at my feet, I mean I'm not rich by any extent of the word, but my bathroom time feels quite nice.
How much you spend on toilet paper bud
And your health 😂
HA! "Alexa, flush my turd" 😮😅😂
Does it have the gas interceptor feature ... like if you have really loud gas ... could it anticipate it and play Beethoven's moonlight sonata over it.
so how to make this happen, direct a laser at your brown eye, and when it sees a change in it, sweet Sonata serenade
The real question is: Does the gas oder eliminator feature? Because you can't flush a fart and the stick tends to stick with you the rest of the day.
😂😂
Can we see a... demonstration? 😁
For $8625...that thing better turn my poop back into food.
8000 just to take a normal shit
Sick
That's a long time to be on the throne for all those features 😂
Great, last thing I want Alexia or Amazon to know is my bathroom habits. Reminds me of the talking toilet on the show Bob's Burgers 😄 🤣
Yes!!!!
The smart toilet says to the smart sink and smart bath tub: You think you jobs stinks?
I want a Jetson's shower that auto scrubs me...
$8000 for a toilet? It's like just add Smart to anything and you're up in the big leagues. Smart Oven, Smart Cooktop, Smart Sink, Smart Shower, Smart lunchbox, Smart tables, chairs, and what not.
I got a smart table it yells at me all the time lmaoo
They got smart dildos and dildonts
Reminds me of "Keto" - "Try our new Keto chips...not as good as Doritos, but you get 1/2 as much for 3x the cost."
Slayy Point made toilet popular...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right
yes
Alexa will be scanning Uranus, and everyone that uses it. They might also take pictures?
Does the new 2.0 have the same digital touch screen remote control as the 1.0? I’m just curious because I saw a different remote.
After slayy point?
Yeah😅
It actually washes your tail after a #2 , I'm sold..
But you have a wet ass running with shit is what people don't understand
You know what works just as well? A regular toilet.
Literally NONE of this a necessity. It serves no purpose. Do I really need LEDs for taking a dump? Do I REALLY need a motorized cover? Do I REALLY, REALLY need Alexa listening to my bowels for a keyword?
Also, square? Really?? Do you know how uncomfortable that looks to sit on?
0:36 since when are high tech toilets popular in Europe? 😂
he probably meant Japan. Toto is incredibly popular.
Since forever! We have traveled over a great deal of Europe and integrated bidet/toilets are very popular in the more high end homes. Never seen one of these though!
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What happens when the toilet malfunctions? Is there a manual flush option? Or is the toilet just full of waste?
The same thing that happens when your manual flush stops working on your regular toilet
@@afvacenah. I’m sure it’s completely different. It wouldn’t cost $8k if it functioned like a regular toilet. There’s no way he added all that smart stuff and didn’t consider the basics
Yes let's take a dump on $7k. The times we are living in, excess to the max.
People have money in their pockets, they might as well spend it on luxury toilets as anything else...it all provides jobs for someone!
@@sortathesame8701 ur kinda right and kinda wrong. Products like this create a great divide and that's a problem when there are people that take dumps in holes in the ground or on the street.
This is the second one for the basement bat. ruclips.net/user/postUgkxOuLt8IL_GxhhaK8DBuKEL-zV0UJVpWZn , works great
Why is it not on sale after 3 years
Does it flush before or after the seat is down?
Once you have a bidet you can’t be without.
I know we use less bath tissue. And I would buy wipes . That does cost but then these repairs not so sure
Reviewer can't keep a straight face as he's asking about Alexa AHAHAHAHA
Now that’s smart shit😂😂😂
So the first flush is $7000. Before taxes and installation and delivery!?
Is there an air gap?
Slayy point forever
И с этого же пульта ДУ закрывается крышка унитаза фирмы Кохлер или как?
И как же садиться на такой унитаз фирмы Кохлер?
"Hey alexa, take a snap shot of this wicked turd I just dropped and send it to the group chat"
At the same time, im whacking it in the bathroom, so id rather just keep my phone and $8 grand.
This thing, Kohler Numi 2.0 was supposed to be available in 2019, then they said July 2020. Then they said it will be going on sale in 2021 and we are in 2021 now and nothing. Why didn’t they put it on sale. Why didn’t Kohler launch pre-orders?
Очень замечательный и самый наикрутейший туалет. Сколько выдерживает килограмм, прочный ли в эксплуатации?
How big a load do you drop dude???
while i could very much get used to bidets and warming seats, and maaaybee some form of lighting, i still see no reason why it needs to be auto-opening, auto-closing, auto-flushing, nevermind be AI / internet enabled. Also, the square seat shape looks really uncomfortable to sit on.
Me after buying this: Alexa wash my ass, I'm done.
LMFAO!! 😭🤣
With an iPhone:
Hey Siri, flush.
My thighs just ache from looking at those sharp corners. I mean, that cant be comfortable to sit on.
My man, at $5 a shit, you'd have to shit at least once a day for nearly four and a half years.
I think a hole in the ground with solar panels for a smart touch would do the same thing
Wait till you rush to the bathroom to take a dump. To find it twitching and not working. Then the digital controller swells like a convienient store borrito, fresh out of warranty.
What if you have a bbw thats gonna use it????
Buy a cheap one for them
My bidet for 35 bucks works just fine.
Never Mind Fixing Flint Michigan Water 😲
8 thousand dollars!!!!!!
Bob's Burgers?
wristpain there's an episode with a talking smart toilet
Who is here after slayy point's new video 😂
Me 😂😂😂😂
how about a Kohler f@rt hole ... w/ led touch screen ... that is installable in any room of the house
What if you use is without the seat!
When you don’t know where to spend your money.
Also Johnathon. Ready for any question
what if you have diareaah when theres a power outage and the seat lid won't open so you take a massive wet dookie in your pants while you try and yank the lid off
My gosh....now i have seen it all ..now your toilet is online besides your fridge washer dryer your house..
Will this toilet analyze your pee and poo? I need to know if my pee and poo are better quality than everyone else’s in the house.
So I need more “education” to bring a $9,000 toilet into my home? Grow up.
Its money, no body wasn't to spend that much to take a crap
Alexa, clean my pants...!
I have a KOHLER NUMI 1.0 toilet.
Difference is I don’t have the light in the front and the Alexa capability
Is your name Randy?
So Alexa to take a dump..lol
It will probably tell you to eat more greens and less steak too 😂😂😂
Are you ready to buy the toilet yet?
Ima order one 😊
My toilet stopped holding the water. The ball that opens and closes went out . Had to order a APHA TRAP ASSEMBLY. KOHLER says this part goes out after SOME TIME. That to me is a defect. I bet the new NUMI 2.0 does not have this anymore . The part cost me 550.00. KOHLER also told me that if I had the fancy remote this could of been prevented. I also ordered fancy remote. To install the APLHA TRAP ASSEMBLY that have to remove the whole toilet to install this part . Plumber coming next week
God bless you and your ability to own this place to 💩
After a night of heavy drinking and taco bell that water jet not going to do it
No nees for any of that besides the seat warmer. Once im done taking a sweet dump, i clean the black ring and everything around it and im gone.
And for the low, low price of $9,200 😂
OK Google. Wash my bum. Wisco represent
Who came here after slayy point video
$8,000? For a toilet?? Are you serious???
😂😂😂😂😂 $8,000 for a toilet I don't think so😂😂😂
Educate me about an 8000 dollar toilet? I’ll remain uneducated, thank you.
It may be worth $8K if it would analyze your poo and give you a read out of your current health condition and a list of supplements for improvement.
Butt scan too (like fingerprint scanner) to determine who's using the toilet. Analyzes the color of your urine to give you warning if you need to drink more water or see a doctor. Makes a time chart for you that syncs to your phone. Analyzes your feces for food recommendations to make the bowel movements easier. Lol!
And cleans your ass afterwards 😆
$10,000 to pee….
why a grand difference for color change?
A grand? $6,000 for white and $8,000 for black
@@funnyassvidsboy he said in the video 7000 for white version and 8000 for black when I made this comment a year ago
😂 what it makes it cost so much ?honest question.I don’t think it’s worth more than a couple thousand
Almost 10k, that’s why this is not popular.
I really don't see the apeal in this.
There’s is NOTHING that’s this toilet does that makes it priced at $8,000. Alexa integration, speakers, motorized lid, a bidet, seat warmer and leds. That’s no more than $1000
Seriously? I mean, heated seating and perhaps the Butt washer are great features. But thats it… its a fkn toilet. Come on. 8k 🤦🏻
So this is like amazing for people with irritable bowel syndrome 😏
Not worth spending money just to shit rather spend 8,000$ on a crazy shower system then a electric shitter
*Next time, perhaps actually **_demonstrating its features live_** might help for an $7K product.* 🙄
Drake has that toilet!
Education? Lololol it's the fkn price
No it comes down to cost...
It costs too much $$$
WTF is going on
A smart toilet now? Wow the things which corporates put out, touting consumer insights as the cornerstone of such R&D. I wonder the sample size which actually told them they needed a stereo in their shitcan and fancy 'ambient' lighting. What lies to justify overdesign and a waste of resources.
It is clear over designing... And it's for peope that overpay for shit that doesn't make damn sense. I actually think it's quite gross to have my poo slide down a speaker/ led / touchscreen machine.lmao
Its fucking 10 Grand!! Plus, i don't want my ass sprayed with toilet water. 8-10 grand just to take a normal shit smh. Not EVERYTHING has to be a "smart device".
8grand 😆😂
That’s way too much money for a toilet…lol…
$8,600.00 to take a crap? Not for me!!!
Just Another reason to waste more time in the bathroom and yet another to dive deeper into pointless tech addiction. But hey to each his own, it’s a nice toilet, but what’s the point of dynamic lighting on a toilet? 😂 the bathroom light is usually on isn’t it
i feel ....i feel like i need to poop LOLOLOL
Kohler isnt a luxury brand
yes it is. this just makes that point
8k to poop😂
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