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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • Travel Man has seen many cool cribs over the years, here's a few of the best!
    The official destination (see what we did there) for all things Travel Man, where Richard Ayoade takes a ruthless approach to getting the maximum from a city break...Every week we'll be posting the best clips and compilations from the series.
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Комментарии • 138

  • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
    @user-ck9lm6xi1o 5 лет назад +149

    So many zingers, but I died at “Good use of oversized interlaced felt”. This guy is a global treasure.

    • @rooneye
      @rooneye 2 года назад +1

      Mine was "I mentally scan the room for trip hazards and make a note of the slipper situation before we bust out of the joint"! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aleksandramelaniuk4534
    @aleksandramelaniuk4534 5 лет назад +128

    'there are no degrees of privacy when you're in bathroom. It's either private or it's a problem.'
    i can't xddddd

  • @jwehope
    @jwehope 5 лет назад +247

    "difficult to tell if that zebra's coming in or backing out." the way that i'm in love with richard,,,,

    • @staindman00
      @staindman00 5 лет назад +3

      That absolutely killed me..

  • @poogie_
    @poogie_ 5 лет назад +396

    I’m just waiting for the montage of Richard throwing his suitcase on the bed.

    • @jeric_synergy8581
      @jeric_synergy8581 5 лет назад +4

      Your wish is their commands: it's up.

    • @poogie_
      @poogie_ 5 лет назад +6

      CRXXLA - It didn’t exist before I made my wish. (Not saying it was because of me, just saying that I said it before it existed.) =)

  • @JimBiddle.
    @JimBiddle. 5 лет назад +100

    "Someone's broken in, already" classic Ayoade.

  • @kodyburleson8851
    @kodyburleson8851 5 лет назад +153

    "Those people have been photographed against their will. I sympathize."

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 5 лет назад +46

    Love how Chris keeps Richard humble:
    "That's just the first time you made me laugh"😂😂

  • @milkman8467
    @milkman8467 5 лет назад +122

    i love the fact that chris calls him “dickey”

  • @GarrettGardnermusic
    @GarrettGardnermusic 5 лет назад +58

    “In the smash hit film, The Tourist” is probably my favorite line here

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 4 года назад

      😄😄😄 he's too much. I'd die of laughter if I had to spend 5 minutes with him.

  • @bleedinell8405
    @bleedinell8405 5 лет назад +128

    Thank god for Travel Man. I've been looking for hotel rooms with a good use of oversized interlaced felt for years, to no avail.

  • @leood5431
    @leood5431 5 лет назад +291

    'Ya boi byron' is the most accurate name for lord byron

  • @tinachristine4573
    @tinachristine4573 4 года назад +12

    It's not possible to love a human being as much as I love Ayoade.

  • @rebecky5ever
    @rebecky5ever 5 лет назад +393

    I feel very poor looking at some of these hotels

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 лет назад +4

      Only some?

    • @jasoncarswell7458
      @jasoncarswell7458 5 лет назад +8

      Don't feel too bad. They're not even really intended for the fantastically rich (there's not enough of them). Instead those places primarily cater to $500k+ salaried business executives who can write their travel costs off on their taxes at the end of the year. $2,000 a night hotel rooms make for an awful lot of tax write offs. Some of those dudes pay $0 in tax.

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 5 лет назад +9

      @@jasoncarswell7458 So really ordinary taxpayers are subsidising these luxurious places - those that can't write off expenses.

  • @djjd5067
    @djjd5067 4 года назад +22

    9:03 “It’s always good to know where you’ve stolen the towel from.”

  • @rubyangel2900
    @rubyangel2900 4 года назад +8

    Richard Ayoade is a gift upon humanity

  • @darrenmills3943
    @darrenmills3943 5 лет назад +56

    Are we all just gonna sleep on how well integrated that RISE Duffel Bag product placement is?

    • @jbre7233
      @jbre7233 4 года назад +1

      Darren Mills it worked. Now i want one.

    • @valenciansun
      @valenciansun 4 года назад +2

      Unpacking DOES squander time and is a bourgeois indulgence

    • @TheBattProductions
      @TheBattProductions 4 года назад +1

      I mean that's what he does on Gadget Man. Just him doing stuff, using a gadget to make it more convenient while he does it

  • @ArunPlaysPiano
    @ArunPlaysPiano 5 лет назад +17

    6:33 The double meaning of this is testament to the genius of R Ayoade.

  • @bethmia
    @bethmia 5 лет назад +10

    Forgot he did an episode with Paul Rudd and my jaw dropped when I saw him 😂😂
    They get some really good celebs on this show wow

  • @chloeryan2292
    @chloeryan2292 5 лет назад +34

    “did gwenith paltrow send over a token of her appreciation” i literally lost it at this

  • @offthewall9988
    @offthewall9988 5 лет назад +7

    richard has balls of steel to front a front desk with that style!

  • @lswt6026
    @lswt6026 4 года назад +27

    “you must be daniel” has me cry laughing me oh my god

  • @roseghould
    @roseghould 4 года назад +9

    “This reeks of a first draft” brilliant

  • @katewilson7852
    @katewilson7852 3 года назад +6

    Of all the things richard could be impressed by in the fancy hotel, its the multi charger plug 😂

  • @blindmown
    @blindmown 4 года назад +8

    I'm not convinced that Richard Ayoade isn't an MI6 agent in deep cover as a nerdy TV guy

  • @ArsenicDrone
    @ArsenicDrone 5 лет назад +42

    I often feel infuriated that I can't find the time to eat the complimentary saucer of babies' toenails in a hotel.

  • @XanBcoo
    @XanBcoo 4 года назад +4

    I don't know why "You must be Daniel" got me so good

  • @RyanNoseBest
    @RyanNoseBest 4 года назад +6

    "Hi, you must be Daniel"
    lmao

  • @FloraWest
    @FloraWest Год назад

    "...there's a hint of Rupert Pumpkin." I enjoy the writing so much.

  • @thedavidalopez
    @thedavidalopez 4 года назад +6

    That's the first time you made me laugh!😅

  • @number0834
    @number0834 5 лет назад +7

    ‘’Hard to know if that Zebra’s coming through or backing out” 💀😂

  • @charlienot-my-real-name3123
    @charlienot-my-real-name3123 5 лет назад +30

    Richard: leave the h out
    Richard: nHow

  • @Mubashir_AK
    @Mubashir_AK 5 лет назад +29

    I thought I knew envy, but I didn't until now.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 лет назад

      Mubashir A. Too much opulence for me.

  • @keyserxx
    @keyserxx 4 года назад +3

    2:18 Woooahhh Jon Hamm looks somehow different from the back..ahhh :)

  • @tamsinmaidment
    @tamsinmaidment 5 лет назад +13

    "Named Princess after Katie Price' daughter" 😂😂

  • @SFsailingbiking
    @SFsailingbiking 5 лет назад +8

    “ Get ur metabolism up, we gonna get going.” Lmao

  • @paddym27
    @paddym27 5 лет назад +17

    'this guy is closing deals all day'

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +3

    I have to be honest, just watching the little snippet of Pikes Hotel, I could almost feel the chlamydia.

  • @chrismccann9164
    @chrismccann9164 4 года назад

    wow i love club tropicana film clip.... amazing that you guys got to go there i hope the drinks were free !

  • @thomasdoyle6812
    @thomasdoyle6812 5 лет назад +47

    Jon Hamm was probably not impressed, he's probably stayed at fancier places.

  • @mattouli
    @mattouli 4 года назад +1

    “Sharing??? What are we; Eric and Ernie?” 😂😂😂

  • @beauc7992
    @beauc7992 4 года назад +1

    D'aww, Johnny Vegas was blown away by the aquarium

  • @djsemxd
    @djsemxd 4 года назад +1

    7:06 I swear there's a 'Black Mirror' episode with that house in it. Am I crazy?

  • @juslangley
    @juslangley 5 лет назад +8

    I'll be going to Atlantis for a business conference in 2020.
    Admittedly in a less decadent room. ;)

    • @momon969
      @momon969 5 лет назад +2

      You're not going for the 5 balconies or the wall o' fish?
      Peasant.

    • @jt364
      @jt364 3 года назад

      Dubai 2021 will be better :)

  • @jobansand
    @jobansand 5 лет назад

    That cable idea is fucking genius. Every hotel should do it

  • @victorym744
    @victorym744 5 лет назад +10

    Hold on...was that hotel featured in Black Mirror? (Crocodile Tears episode)

  • @BimalTailor
    @BimalTailor 5 лет назад +1

    Love this man.

  • @wetkneehouston6293
    @wetkneehouston6293 4 года назад +1

    That settles it... I'm going on a Richard Ayoade

  • @pqrstzxerty1296
    @pqrstzxerty1296 4 года назад +1

    It may have a helipad, but what about my Learjet, I need my own runway for my private room.

  • @valeria_sue777
    @valeria_sue777 3 года назад

    I wish that they would put up a list of the hotels in the description!

  • @joen5260
    @joen5260 5 лет назад +2

    8:42 no way that's Richards actual phone covered in finger prints like that

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 5 лет назад +3

    The lady reading in the klausk at 11:00 wasnt wearing any pants

  • @cups3
    @cups3 3 года назад +1

    How can he be the worst and at the same time the absolute best host for this show ?

  • @Circlingthedrain1313
    @Circlingthedrain1313 Год назад

    that poem also inspired Tolkein

  • @CooterCoy
    @CooterCoy 5 лет назад +5

    10:10 can somebody please explain to me the magpie joke? I don't get it.

    • @MB-dg3lr
      @MB-dg3lr 5 лет назад +14

      Magpies are known to like shiny objects.
      Popular with magpies=shiny.

  • @maresfillies6041
    @maresfillies6041 4 года назад +3

    So this is the new job, Moss got. XD or it could be his side hustle apart from working in IT.

  • @sadpotato9029
    @sadpotato9029 5 лет назад +10

    where do the camera crew stay?

  • @peterholland82
    @peterholland82 5 лет назад +3

    Damn you, Krapotkin.

  • @amyisaway7800
    @amyisaway7800 5 лет назад +9

    imagine staying in fancy hotels being your job and getting paid for it omg

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 4 года назад

      It's actually tiresome. Ever seen those people in business class who look burnt out? That's what travelling for a job feels like.

    • @zerwif
      @zerwif 4 года назад

      I've stayed at 3-5 star hotels on lots of business trips and it starts to get stale. While the rooms and food are high quality it becomes unmemorable without variety.

  • @ThurstonCyclist
    @ThurstonCyclist 4 года назад +1

    4:51 Random Mark Kermode appearance

  • @ladylowman6403
    @ladylowman6403 4 года назад +2

    I want him to do one on hostels lol

  • @jennyzhinuo
    @jennyzhinuo 3 года назад

    Which episode was it when Richard beats the glass wall from inside a hotel and screams Elaine! Elaine!

  • @eiveive
    @eiveive 5 лет назад +1

    the pink ones all grand budapesty

  • @jackydefo
    @jackydefo 5 лет назад +4

    johnny vegas in that dubai hotel looks so out of place haha

  • @vickijones2013
    @vickijones2013 5 лет назад +1

    Nice.....very nice

  • @lateefpou2986
    @lateefpou2986 4 года назад +1

    Always funny

  • @Marcalitus
    @Marcalitus 4 года назад

    5:35 ah dear Freddie

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 5 лет назад +2

    God I Want that klausk bed

  • @marianna3253
    @marianna3253 4 года назад

    Roy and Moss!!

  • @freddywaller1713
    @freddywaller1713 4 года назад +6

    Imagine being David Badiel and refusing to go on a free holiday unless you can also plug your book

    • @52hello25
      @52hello25 4 года назад

      Right? He's such a prick.

  • @amplify3735
    @amplify3735 5 лет назад

    love it 10/10

  • @just_sophie_i_guess3875
    @just_sophie_i_guess3875 3 года назад

    not me recognising one of the hotels from a thatcherjoe vlog 💀

  • @rikzz0r
    @rikzz0r 5 лет назад +6

    Getting excited by cables. Poor staff member must be like 'wut'.

  • @FloraWest
    @FloraWest Год назад

    "...who had previously pretending to care about..."

  • @kellysavage5508
    @kellysavage5508 4 года назад

    So ones broken in already 😂😩

  • @MalakianM2S
    @MalakianM2S 4 года назад

    Those fishes live better than the people that built the whole palm island and the resort.

  • @hivemonkey3
    @hivemonkey3 5 лет назад

    Where is the hotel after Iceland?

    • @euandyer
      @euandyer 4 года назад

      hivemonkey3 Venice - Hotel Danieli

  • @ASong-vu3pg
    @ASong-vu3pg 5 лет назад

    oh hey that's Archangel fucking Gabriel 😂

  • @gabriellefagan1014
    @gabriellefagan1014 5 лет назад +1

    Morecombe and Wise

  • @mariyakulidzhanova7082
    @mariyakulidzhanova7082 5 лет назад +7

    Shit. Why is my english that bad? I wish i could understand Richard

    • @poogie_
      @poogie_ 5 лет назад

      Мария Кулиджанова - Have you turned on captions? They really help me when the volume is too low or they mumble.

    • @mariyakulidzhanova7082
      @mariyakulidzhanova7082 5 лет назад

      @@poogie_ yes, but automatic captions aren"t quite correct

    • @poogie_
      @poogie_ 5 лет назад

      Мария Кулиджанова - I know...they’re often hilarious...but they can be helpful too although sometimes I have to come to the comments to find out what was said. I’m sorry that you’re having trouble. :(

    • @sammyvales
      @sammyvales 5 лет назад +1

      Мария Кулиджанова which bit in particular are you having trouble understanding?

    • @hippyfriend
      @hippyfriend 5 лет назад +8

      Don't feel bad, he speaks very quickly and uses a lot of word play.

  • @wowmarie6606
    @wowmarie6606 5 лет назад

    Yesss 😁

  • @todayiglowup4286
    @todayiglowup4286 4 года назад +1

    im from hong kong and trust me the peninsula hotel isnt that impressive as this show makes it look lol

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 4 года назад

    No time for hammocks!

    • @ym10up
      @ym10up 3 года назад

      I think a display hammock is a very bad idea that may bring about disastrous outcome

  • @JaneDoe-bg9js
    @JaneDoe-bg9js 5 лет назад +2

    FRANK ZAPPA!

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 4 года назад +4

    I feel very sorry for Richard. Away from family and home, and forced to stay in these budget hotels, all to entertain the video jaded public. It's just awful what the BBC puts him through. Someone should complain on his behalf. Poor guy. 😞

    • @Temzy17
      @Temzy17 4 года назад

      He doesn't do the show anymore

  • @ben1210
    @ben1210 5 лет назад +2

    @13:18 Quo-tel

  • @Asocialite__
    @Asocialite__ 5 лет назад

    How is Richard paid to do this show. I mean my god.

  • @KENNETHCARNIE
    @KENNETHCARNIE 5 лет назад

    Hong Kong. Better than bread lines.

  • @luhole
    @luhole 3 года назад

    “flesh burden” - what planet is Richard from?

  • @ahuman9864
    @ahuman9864 4 года назад

    1

  • @timytimeerased
    @timytimeerased 4 года назад

    You're a professionnal youtube channel and you don't put JON FREAKING HAMM in the title of the video ? Wtf

  • @liquidsonly
    @liquidsonly 5 лет назад +1

    And here we are living in a world where people are dying of starvation, and where children get getting explosively dissembled daily. So I guess it's OK. I#m not knocking the program, just the world as it is.