KIDNAPPER VS ZILLENIAL

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

Комментарии • 78

  • @r-m-a
    @r-m-a 3 года назад +1853

    "Let's compare hand sizes" 😂

    • @Timely7
      @Timely7 2 года назад +12

      lead compare head sizes who ever has the bigger head has a bigger brain and well call it at that

    • @blackreazor
      @blackreazor 2 года назад +6

      As a traumatized person ivr said that before

  • @androidbuthuman9089
    @androidbuthuman9089 2 года назад +1256

    I bet that the kidnapper has a list of numbers with things like “kidnapped person that whont leave me alone #1”

  • @anna-maymoon1001
    @anna-maymoon1001 2 года назад +471

    "Did a dom teach you this" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauren7335
    @lauren7335 3 года назад +259

    “Let me snag your number” lmaooo

  • @loki6821
    @loki6821 2 года назад +245

    I think the kidnapper needs to go to therapy, his victims always like him way too much

  • @jordynfunk3732
    @jordynfunk3732 2 года назад +42

    This poor kidnapper. They can't get a normal victim. They have a poor judge of victims;)

  • @hell61
    @hell61 2 года назад +59

    “This is a safe space for me”
    “This is literally the unsafest place for you”
    Why is this meeeeee? X(

  • @crunch2773
    @crunch2773 2 года назад +66

    i want to see a video where the kidnapper actually kidnaps someone, succesfully hahjshkahska

  • @AubreyMichele
    @AubreyMichele 2 года назад +805

    As a zoomer i know you are making fun of me, but this is hecka relatable 😃

    • @mxruwa5741
      @mxruwa5741 2 года назад +40

      Zillenials are roughly 27 to 30

    • @yourstruly_shriya2366
      @yourstruly_shriya2366 2 года назад +14

      @@mxruwa5741 no, no no, they are between 11 to 25

    • @sou.p
      @sou.p 2 года назад +64

      @@yourstruly_shriya2366 Zillennials are people who are between being a millennial and zoomer. The first person was right.

    • @yourstruly_shriya2366
      @yourstruly_shriya2366 2 года назад +16

      @@sou.p Ah shi I misread the year. It seems zillenials are born between 1995 to 2002

    • @mxruwa5741
      @mxruwa5741 2 года назад +14

      @@yourstruly_shriya2366 That'd be Gen Z proper - Zillenials are a microgeneration between millennial and zoomer as pointed out by sou.
      But it really doesn't matter, the whole thing is just jargon to make it easier to market products and services to people in USA. Outside of the State's none of the categories make sense and by the Pew research centres own methods of measurement they should have recategorized what makes a generation given the quickening pace of technological advancements. Particularly around the fall of the Berlin wall to the "end" of George Bush SR s run/start of Bill Clinton's.

  • @artistgif5098
    @artistgif5098 2 года назад +65

    Okok what about kidnapper kidnap a therapist

  • @arithebookworm6173
    @arithebookworm6173 2 года назад +21

    “Let’s compare hand sizes” 😭

  • @ieatoutoften872
    @ieatoutoften872 Год назад +5

    Zelenial to the would - be - kidnapper on the retreat: "I see you. You are setting boundries, and I respect that." RFLMAO

  • @Exhausted_blueberry
    @Exhausted_blueberry 2 года назад +7

    If I get kidnapped now I know I can just be myself. "Can we compare hand sizes?"

  • @mistywindow16
    @mistywindow16 2 года назад +9

    Oh, don't worry, our dear kidnapper friend here is just being a tsundere

  • @jazmineromero4740
    @jazmineromero4740 Год назад +2

    I love your hair!!! It’s freaking amazing just your whole vibe in general

  • @BS-zd6kl
    @BS-zd6kl 2 года назад +4

    Love this and love your hair 😍

  • @ieatoutoften872
    @ieatoutoften872 Год назад +1

    Major General Garrison to the kidnapper: You lost the initiative almost immediately.

  • @Kevin_Kennelly
    @Kevin_Kennelly Год назад +6

    I make coffee in the morning.
    I open this app and scroll.
    I see babies.
    I see puppies.
    .
    And then....I see this.
    (sips coffee)

  • @Wrldfait
    @Wrldfait Год назад +3

    I usually use 1995 - 2000 for Zennial because they’re the years that’s both millenial and gen z 😂
    But this is true

    • @ayd88284
      @ayd88284 Год назад

      Heyy Man again you 😀

  • @dragontaletarot
    @dragontaletarot Год назад

    I can imagine the Kidnapper and the Serial Killer commiserating over coffee ☕️😂🖤

  • @Hazlius
    @Hazlius Год назад +8

    A real Zillenial would’ve asked for their insta

  • @sagethemage3979
    @sagethemage3979 2 года назад +6

    I feel personally attacked

  • @cheese7119
    @cheese7119 2 года назад +24

    I'm a gen z why is this...me? :'v

  • @ricecharles
    @ricecharles 3 года назад +29

    Hilarious as always. :)

  • @SomeoneCalledDana
    @SomeoneCalledDana 3 года назад +33

    oh my godddd

  • @TheFiteShow
    @TheFiteShow Год назад

    this kidnapper should just become a dom tbh they have a lot of success in that line of work

  • @anonn9006
    @anonn9006 3 года назад +19

    Perfect 😂😂😂

  • @overkill2006
    @overkill2006 2 года назад

    🤣😂I’ve met so many girls like her.This is so accurate.

  • @impeachy1518
    @impeachy1518 Год назад

    I just can't with both the failure and the victimization..

  • @HexagonSun990
    @HexagonSun990 2 года назад +2

    This is my favorite

  • @drumblebee
    @drumblebee Год назад

    this is too much im fucking screaming

  • @PuddleOfGeck
    @PuddleOfGeck 5 месяцев назад

    I have a teacher and a cousin that are exactly like that

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs Год назад

    I now know what to do if I'm ever kidnapped. Thank you!

  • @manicbeyond
    @manicbeyond Год назад

    *"Just* said shut up."

  • @cherokeenevin3763
    @cherokeenevin3763 2 года назад +2

    I feel attacked

  • @mysticwolf1358
    @mysticwolf1358 Год назад

    totally gonna act like this when i get kidnapped

  • @thnktank1
    @thnktank1 Год назад

    This is the best

  • @naomishambles6257
    @naomishambles6257 Год назад +2

    Wait so he left you in a gas station restroom while you were tied up?? 😧

  • @Sp0on777
    @Sp0on777 Год назад

    The kids are not alright

  • @alexan2717
    @alexan2717 2 года назад +5

    Nvm this is literally me

  • @ohwow6881
    @ohwow6881 2 года назад +7

    not me writing this down in case I get kidnapped /j

  • @anniejohnson2648
    @anniejohnson2648 2 года назад +2

    HAHAHAHAHAAA! 🤣

  • @jimiwills
    @jimiwills Год назад

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @theinfamouscasper9558
    @theinfamouscasper9558 2 года назад

    why is that how my mom talks

  • @erincrow7084
    @erincrow7084 2 года назад

    Ok,so on the real, tho. What's up with the hand thing? I've had a grip of 20 somethings obsessed with the hand size thing. As a Xenniel, this is a weird flex to me 🤷‍♀️

  • @p3terpan3000
    @p3terpan3000 Год назад

    💚

  • @Sigmaskibkd
    @Sigmaskibkd 2 года назад +2

    Oof
    Beans

  • @masontirant4996
    @masontirant4996 6 месяцев назад

    What’s a Zillenial?

  • @Ronin-R410A
    @Ronin-R410A Год назад

    Don't call me out like this 😠

  • @LevitheEldritchAbomination
    @LevitheEldritchAbomination 2 года назад

    Wait-
    I'm gen z-
    And I'm not like this-
    Thank god-

  • @bgm769-g2k
    @bgm769-g2k 2 года назад

    My safe space feeling comes from my ABDL kink... BDSM is too scary for me :sweat_smile:

  • @TheSevien
    @TheSevien Год назад

    Zillenial sounds like youth wing of putin supporters

  • @ihavecripplingdepression4273
    @ihavecripplingdepression4273 2 года назад +43

    ......This is literally attacking me so much
    But tbh, i’d do this, relatabl-