'Mione: malfoy what are you doing there are muggles here. Dray: not for long Hermoine: looks concerned and worried then comes out with her wand ready to kill a muggle.😈😈
Hermione: What are you doing? There are muggles here?! Draco: Not for long there isnt Hermione: *Slowly exists room* Not even 5 seconds later Hermione: *I wAnT tHe LaDy* 😂
That so called aunt is just a jealous and stubborn woman. Why she’s jealous cause she’s from (Lily) Harry’s mothers side of the family and she has been jealous of Lily.
There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar Yo Harry! You're a wizard! Harry goes to Hogwarts He meets Ron and Hermione McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore Ron breaks his wand Now Ginny's gone And Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside His ginormous secret chamber Harry blows up Aunt Marge The Dementors come and take charge Lupin is a wolf The rat's a man And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can Save the prisoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather I don't really get it either Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament With dragons and mermaids Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed He's back Harry, Harry, It's getting scary Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your Constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool Kids break into the Ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be Oh Split your soul Seven parts of a whole They're horcruxes It's Dumbledore's end There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath This comment is completely useless lmaoo-
Solar Eclipse11 I told her what would she think if I was les and she said “Ew” T^T And My mom said “That would be disgusting” or in other words she wouldn’t support me-
I screenshots when they where trying to kill them that’s gonna be the best picture on my phone.....! Okay guys just so you know I am not trying to be rude but they kinda deserve it on what they did to Harry
U know the drill 1. Ron 2. Harry 3. Hermione 4. Draco 5. Sirius ( R.I.P. F U BELLATRIX) 6. Remus (Lupin) 7. James 8. Lily 9. Snape 0. Buckbeak k. Hagrid
Draco isn’t Harry’s friend He’s his boyfriend UwU Edit: this is probably going to ruin this comment but this was a joke so can everyone stop being smart asses with the “it’s still a type of friend” “there still friends tho” “it has friend in it”
What I would say to everyone at 2:36 Ron you innocent looking bean- Draco and Hermione = killing duo but I don’t ship it Harry I don’t think anything will save Dudley from what he is witnessing- Dudley I’ll give you some hugs just exit the room first.... Vernon and Petunia .... why am I talking to you, you’re both dead-
When Harry said "You do it" I was like "Mood" But then I saw Draco getting ready to murd- nvm.. I'll let it slide AND THEN HERMIONE SAID SHE WANTED THE LADY AND THEN...
I just love how he was like not for much longer and I thought Hermione was going to run but nooo be got her wand and was like I want the lady.... Pfft I want Draco to do something like that and help harry
Me realizing I really am a slytherin because as soon as draco leaves with an evil smile I start laughing like a villain- muhahah 😌😈 (Yes I did take the test-) The ending tho- I would be Hermoine, Draco, and Ron just basically choking them while smiling 🙂
i love it how hermiones like "why do you have a wand theres muggles here!?" and dray is like "not for much longer~" and then shes like "nope" later "i want the lady~" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I Paused It When Draco And Hermione Were Murdering The Dursleys. I See Ron. And I Bust Out Laughing. Falling Off My Chair And Pulling A Muscle In My Neck. You Have Made My Day.
Such a casual day; Draco and Hermione just murdering Vernon and Petunia Dursley Harry has to hold Dudley back, who’s probably thinking “AHHH WTF U DOING TO ME PARENTS?!” And then there’s Ron, who is literally me in a situation
'Mione: malfoy what are you doing there are muggles here.
Dray: not for long
Hermoine: looks concerned and worried then comes out with her wand ready to kill a muggle.😈😈
it's actually really funny because her parents are muggles
Wont put it past hermione to get to them all before draco. Lol
starry lqhts Yea thAts it
Yes and remember, she wants the lady!😂😂😂
I love that Harry is like "not again- Dudley don't look-" while everyone else is like "nobody hurts Harry! Ever!" And Dudley is just terrified
Petunia: Where are we staying?
Me: *In the trash where rats belong*
I don’t want them out here with meh!
OML YESS
w i t h s c a b b e r s
@@lihbaaa Y o u m e a n w i t h p e t t i g r e w
As a Rat myself, we do not claim them.
At the end...
Ron: *is ok with this*
Draco and Hermione: *you hurt da child...*
Harry: *pRotCc dUDlY!*
Just like it should be
The end tho, Dudley is just like “Omg” and Harry is like “.....” and everyone else is like “Hehehe
Edit: OMG thanks for the likes!!
Harry's just like-
Dude, stay with me. Stay with me here bruh, i don't wanna be here-
have u seen ron's face tho?!?!?!
@@xxailithxx5643 xD it's so funny
@@xxailithxx5643 yeah he wasS satisfied
-in Lauren’s voice- Ron: I’m satisfied! Hermione and Draco: I will never be satisfied....
Hermione: What are you doing? There are muggles here?!
Draco: Not for long there isnt
Hermione: *Slowly exists room*
Not even 5 seconds later
Hermione: *I wAnT tHe LaDy* 😂
I loved that part XD
I’m loving this UwU
She went to get her wand
I’m so dumb lOl
that part killed meh 😂
I love how dudley and harry are hugging at the end scared-
If I was in this household the only thing I can say is...
*"Well that escalated quickly"*
“Oh god” is what I said when I heard Hermione say “I want the lady”, I almost died laughing!
Edit: Thx for all the likes!
That so called aunt is just a jealous and stubborn woman. Why she’s jealous cause she’s from (Lily) Harry’s mothers side of the family and she has been jealous of Lily.
シCaffeinatedBookwormシ i red this when the part came XD
Same
That's what I said too !!
I just sor that and well I think I nearly Peed because of laughter 😂😶😟
There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
Yo Harry! You're a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get it either
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back
Harry, Harry, It's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
Oh
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath
This comment is completely useless lmaoo-
Wow, hahaha, while I read it I was singing it in my head Xd UwU
Yes I’ve watched this I’ve memorized it too
I’ve memorized the “Harry Potter in 99 seconds” video in like 10 minutes because i was bored
Oml, this is amazing :o
I can rap it
Dudley at the end be like: these people are crazy but i think thats why i like em
2:22 Now *that* is the face of someone who is thinking:
"I'm going to stab someone!" In a very happy voice.
I screamed “ drarry” and my cousin said “uh~ you said a bad word”
And I said “I didn’t”
But then I showed her what drarry was and she said “ew”
;-;
I can’t tell whether she’s homophobic or she just doesn’t like drarry lol.
Solar Eclipse11
I told her what would she think if I was les and she said “Ew” T^T
And My mom said “That would be disgusting” or in other words she wouldn’t support me-
“Le gasp” 😶😵
That’s sad
Hermoine: *scared*
Also Hermoine: i want the lady 🔪
ron: they starved you!
hermione: theres muggles here!
the angry ferret: *NOT FOR MUCH LONGER*
hermione: *I WANT THE BITCH*
Harry’s like “Dudley your going to HAVE to learn magic to survive them...”
At 2:28 I kinda sang Draco is going to murder someone lol
I screenshots when they where trying to kill them that’s gonna be the best picture on my phone.....!
Okay guys just so you know I am not trying to be rude but they kinda deserve it on what they did to Harry
SAME THO- and I thought I was a hufflepuff O-O
Hahaha true 😂
Same-
Same, I'm a Slytherin btw, and I would do be Draco in that situation- :P
Hell yes
U know the drill
1. Ron
2. Harry
3. Hermione
4. Draco
5. Sirius ( R.I.P. F U BELLATRIX)
6. Remus (Lupin)
7. James
8. Lily
9. Snape
0. Buckbeak
k. Hagrid
s n e e p
The funny thing is that Dudley is like WTF IS GOING ON?! while harry is like DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
but- He is da child-
2:36 my face is literally ron right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same mate
He looks like a cat that smiling at something scary.
Hold up- wait a minute,
*Skips back to them killing the Dursleys*
*Screenshots*
I'll be saving this for later thank you very much :)
I taken a screenshot of it ŪwŪ
Me too
I like how we’re all like *”takes screen shot” WAHAHHAAH NOW THIS IS WHAT JK ROWLING SHOULD HAVE ADDED IN THE BOOK EVEN THOU THIS IS BETTER BUT STILL*
Smae
Thanks for the idea
I like how Harry saves Dudley-
I also like how the Dursley parents are almost completely dead-
Hermione: Malfoy what are you doing? There's muggles here.
Draco: Not for much longer.
Hermione: *walks away slowly*
Me: Yeesss. Go get 'em Draco.
YES HARRY ANGST >:•)
The best kind-
@@pintofsalt9034 I thought you were a good boy
@@pintofsalt9034 wait... what?!?!
MIDORIYA IZUKU!!! WHY?!?!
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is it just me or...i really want these friends I mean friend would do this for me but like...i was golden truo and draco friends
Trio?
@@hneybee6868 yh sorry
its me too, I’d love to be the friends that do this
@@ebonylyszkiewicz6945 you don't have to say sorry it's a common mistake I just sorta idk 😐
Wot
YES. JUST YES.
This is how Harry Potter should’ve ended
😂
Thankyou Draco and Hermoine, for you have both done the world a huge favor on this glorious day.
"I'M NOT LAZY I'M TRAPED" mood
2:19
Draco: Exuse me?! ExUsE Me?!?!?
I love how Hermione is just like 'i want the lady' instead of trying to stop Malfoy 🤣
Dudley's: *yell at Harry*
Everyone: So you have chosen death...
"Not for much longer" said Draco
"Oh SnAp!" I shouted as my friends looked at me in worry
that happens all the time lmao
I love how there all so happy that uncle Vernon and aunt Pertunia are hurt 😂
Omg the way Ron is just sitting there watching the murder of two muggles with a smile on his face is purely the best part of this
I like that Ron's just smiling and Harry and the others XD
Draco isn’t Harry’s friend
He’s his boyfriend UwU
Edit: this is probably going to ruin this comment but this was a joke so can everyone stop being smart asses with the “it’s still a type of friend” “there still friends tho” “it has friend in it”
Georgie Anderson oop-
Still has the word friend in it..
Georgie Anderson truuuuuuue
The pain will never go away...
XxDepressed PotatoxX what pian
What I would say to everyone at 2:36
Ron you innocent looking bean-
Draco and Hermione = killing duo but I don’t ship it
Harry I don’t think anything will save Dudley from what he is witnessing-
Dudley I’ll give you some hugs just exit the room first....
Vernon and Petunia .... why am I talking to you, you’re both dead-
I’ve not seen this for 3 years- jeez the memories! This was my favourite video back then
Okay but Dudley's face when Hermione and Draco were torturing Vernon and Petunia was amazing-
Edit: lmao ron looked like he just got given free food
Ris to the Dursley’s instead of rip
R-Rest
I-in
S-Sadness
:)
Ehehe he I laughed at the end
I feel sorta heartless sorry 😂
LOVED ITTTTT
I love how at the end ron looks like a normal cat starring and planning murder for someone
I love how round just sitting there being a angel while everything is happening
When Harry said "You do it" I was like "Mood"
But then I saw Draco getting ready to murd- nvm.. I'll let it slide
AND THEN HERMIONE SAID SHE WANTED THE LADY AND THEN...
I just love how he was like not for much longer and I thought Hermione was going to run but nooo be got her wand and was like I want the lady.... Pfft I want Draco to do something like that and help harry
At the end Dudley was like what!!! And Draco and hermione was like die!!!! Harry was don’t look Dudley Ron was like yes!!!!!
At the end:
Draco: -starting at ded Vernon-
Hermione: -killing Aunt Petunia -
Ron: -happy as can be-
Harry: -shielding Dudley -
I love it
Waited for this a month....
I like how Draco thinks
i wasn’t prepared-
but it’s amazing i love it💜✨
Ron at the end… he’s like- mind blown…
I like how you just see Ron at the end being like "What a beautiful sight" and harry is like don't look Dudley.
Me realizing I really am a slytherin because as soon as draco leaves with an evil smile I start laughing like a villain-
muhahah 😌😈
(Yes I did take the test-)
The ending tho- I would be Hermoine, Draco, and Ron just basically choking them while smiling 🙂
Same 😂😂
I relate.
Omg I am so early it is not ok
Edit: "I want the lady" ahahaha that is great
Hermione: I w a n t t h e l a d y
Draco: *die bis*
Ron: OwO
Harry: close your holy eyes child
Duddly:
*traumatized*
I love that Harry had his cousin like, "Hold up, this one lives!!"
i love how ron is like UwU
**Sees dursleys**
Me:CAN I KILL THEM-
Draco:**Being Protective**
Me:gud ù_ú
Ron be living the high life on the floor looking at people being murdered 🤣🤣🤣 this is what I love for 🤣🤣🤣
Harry at the end is like nothing to see here Dudley please go out for a second while I deal with this
Draco: *overhears the Dursleys*
Draco: *angry ferret mode activated*
i love it how hermiones like "why do you have a wand theres muggles here!?" and dray is like "not for much longer~" and then shes like "nope" later "i want the lady~" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That smile Draco gave when he walked away from the door it was my exact smile
draco: *overprotective boyfriend mode: ON*
That perfect end note though, like DONT MESS WITH THE BEAN OR YOU GET THE STEAM
I love how Ron is just sat there like where’s my food guys? 😂😂
I like where Ron is just making a meh face at the end
"What are you doing there are muggles here"
mALFOY: "not for long"
2:20 Draco was like: YOU F**KED UP!
Vernon:I'm not staying in a house with a wizard freak
Me: THEN LEAVE ITS NOT YOUR HOUSE
I love Dudley now that he’s changed 😂
What’s more, love the ending-
Hermione and Draco just killing the Aunt and Uncle,
Ron watching
And Harry protecting his cousin Dudley
Me:BoOtIfUl :>
The Dursleys: Why is he here?
Me: Because this is his house
Harry: Don't touch my cousin!
Dudley: OMG, I'm scared!
Ron: I'm happy now. :)
Draco: No touchie my husbando.
Hermoine: You deserve this.
Petunia and Vernon: *le ded*
“I wAnT tHe LaDy”
-Hermione 2021
Lowkey wanted Petunia and Vernon to stay in a cupboard under the stairs
Harry: HEY DUDLEY HOW ABOUT WE GO THIS WAY-
I love how the end is so violent and then the calm outro comes on 😂😂
I Paused It When Draco And Hermione Were Murdering The Dursleys. I See Ron. And I Bust Out Laughing. Falling Off My Chair And Pulling A Muscle In My Neck.
You Have Made My Day.
Omg! When Hermione looks concerned and then pops back up and says " I want the lady" I literally fell out of bed laughing!!! 😆 LOL!!!!!
Such a casual day;
Draco and Hermione just murdering Vernon and Petunia Dursley
Harry has to hold Dudley back, who’s probably thinking “AHHH WTF U DOING TO ME PARENTS?!”
And then there’s Ron, who is literally me in a situation
Ron is such a mood at the end.
Hermione : * Walks away *
Also Hermione: I want the lady
I loved how Hermione just said at the end: I want the lady
Ron just on the floor be like,
Hi, this was fun to watch
*Cat face*
UwU
Ron when he sees the dursleys: HARRY PROTECTION SQUAD
😂 draco planning and harmione coming like: I want the lady!
Draco: I can't answer the door, you're on top of me!
Also Draco: *Is able to get up to hide stuff*
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THAT DUDLEY IS (SECRETLY) A GOOD PERSON
Hermione and draco:*murders*
Ron:*proud*
Mr. And Mrs.dursley:*dead*
Harry and Dudley:*scared*
I love how it has a load of murder for the last screenshot, and then it’s like:
cOtTeN-cAnDy SkYs
Ron at the end is like: I'm glad those muggles are dead, alright continue! 🥺
Your editing is so adorable I love it!
They didn’t let me join...
*bangs on the door*
Let me in...LeT mE In!!!!!
"No one plans a murder out loud"
-Draco Malfoy
✨i started deadass laughing when Draco went psychotic on the Dursleys, they totally deserved it despite the fact this wasn't canon, I wish it was✨
Malfoy: Not much longer
Hermione: ...
Hermione Again: I WaNt tHe lAdy
Legend says the blonde hair girl that became 100% thicc is still in the sky
I love how Ron is just sitting in the floor like : YAASS