Steve can't Stream - Cyraxx begs a girl for help again (09/15/2024)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @frannberrysus
    @frannberrysus Месяц назад +15

    I’m so glad you’re keeping the butterfly lore alive

  • @bloodyblade916
    @bloodyblade916 Месяц назад +12

    The Goblin is crashing and burning this is Glorious 😂🤣😂

  • @zacharyclark5617
    @zacharyclark5617 Месяц назад +18

    Cyraxx is not capable of love because it has no feelings

    • @Dying2liveX
      @Dying2liveX Месяц назад +1

      ..... I bet I could make it feel.
      *WOULDN'T BE LOVE THO!!!*

  • @Wyatt_o7
    @Wyatt_o7 Месяц назад +15

    Basically all he said is " Taylor, i am to stupid to learn from my mistakes and to not fall for every single catfish and i will keep doing it so you just have to put up with it because i am a 34 yr old pre teen."
    Oh and the real Ritch part is him saying "at least i own my mistakes" right after saying "its everyone else's fault i am this way and the reason i cheat on you, etc.....
    He has to be like 65 IQ if not lower.

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +2

    Just imagine Cyraxx getting off the plane in his court clothes with the blue flannel shirt tucked into his skinny jeans and walking with his hands in his pockets and his head bobbling around like a toddler. Walking with that court house swagger video.

  • @TheVideoGameManiac
    @TheVideoGameManiac Месяц назад +11

    Maybe he'll try to unalive himself with his wooden sword.

  • @AmericanEveryman
    @AmericanEveryman Месяц назад +2

    'I wanna be the man you fall in love with'... wipes drool off his mouth with his shirt... 'why wont you love me?'

  • @vinn_aleixo
    @vinn_aleixo Месяц назад +13

    Just pull the plug, Taylor

  • @BamaHama914
    @BamaHama914 Месяц назад +3

    He knows she’s a troll, Idk what makes this little DA think that this troll is actually going to send him a zip, zip, zoom big boi rig.

  • @garjack94
    @garjack94 Месяц назад +6

    So, Cyraxx needs Taylor to be his spine? How pathetic!😂😂😂😂

    • @deltasaves
      @deltasaves Месяц назад +1

      He's a super stand up guy 😅

    • @BamaHama914
      @BamaHama914 Месяц назад +2

      There should be at least one straight one involved.

  • @PelemusMcSoy
    @PelemusMcSoy Месяц назад +4

    "Yeah, I lied, cheated, and yelled"
    ~Cyraxx, the goblin who has repeatedly begged for the opportunity to do and be better

  • @CysOpp_fourty3
    @CysOpp_fourty3 Месяц назад +1

    "I'm only human after all, don't place the blame on me" 😂

  • @JasperJameson
    @JasperJameson Месяц назад +4

    Doesn't want to lie anymore, but says he came this close to unalive himself.

  • @bigcream5302
    @bigcream5302 Месяц назад +2

    This intro is easily my favorite of all channels covering the Raxxiverse 😂

  • @ravenslaves
    @ravenslaves Месяц назад +2

    By the way...again, as most have figured out....
    This all leads to "Why did you _make me_ hit you."
    And, ""The boys came on _to me_ ..."
    I'd start calling the Ohio State Police instead of the Akron PD.

  • @AmericanEveryman
    @AmericanEveryman Месяц назад +2

    is it just me or is his floorboard squeaking hilarious? he's gonna crash thru the floor and land on Sally and end her. She's just sitting there staring at the squeaking ceiling waiting for Jesus to call her home.

  • @TheJericho1123
    @TheJericho1123 Месяц назад +5

    he`s looking for a new Sally with Ed benefits. 🦋🦋🦋🦋

  • @Youre_a_wizard_shark
    @Youre_a_wizard_shark Месяц назад +3

    Five more days til that racing rig slipped right through his goblin fingers. He really needs her to forgive him so she will still buy him toys.
    He can see it's his fault. He wants her to defend him yet he'll get pissed when she talks to them. He wants her to be cut off from the world so he can have it the way he has Sally. Am sure he uses the same talking points with Sally.

  • @garjack94
    @garjack94 Месяц назад +3

    9:55 Cyraxx, you are not a human, you are a goblin. Normal humans don’t commit vile acts like you do.

    • @silence6813
      @silence6813 Месяц назад +1

      Even animals act more humane than him

  • @AndySabola11
    @AndySabola11 Месяц назад +2

    Imagine cheating on your imaginary wife and children with an imaginary side piece.

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +1

    Wait, there’s sunlight in the attic and he hasn’t spontaneously combusted. 😂

  • @AmericanEveryman
    @AmericanEveryman Месяц назад +4

    'blame everyone but me!!! now gimmie a toy' says a nearly 40-year-old living off his grandmother. Cyraxx is a prime example of how the word 'deserve' is poison to one's soul.

  • @turtlehead2
    @turtlehead2 Месяц назад +1

    Imagine being this stressed out over a fake girlfriend

  • @kingatheist7231
    @kingatheist7231 Месяц назад +4

    He's a great guy for protecting Taylor like that. Heart of gold!

  • @MissMeowstein
    @MissMeowstein Месяц назад +1

    "Cyraxx: From Goblin to Goblin." The only creature that tries to make repulsive actions a win.

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +3

    The gaslighting is extraordinarily toxic. He’s trying to manipulate her and make her feel guilty, which is super sleazy behavior. But I’d expect nothing less from a goblin. Despite the fact he was choking the chicken on the phone with WGL. 😂

  • @robertnewman4072
    @robertnewman4072 Месяц назад +3

    Cyraxx the snaggle tooth

  • @WasterSpace-tt2np
    @WasterSpace-tt2np Месяц назад +2

    “I want your help to do better “
    “I need your help to do better “
    “Do you want me to do better?”
    The bit he missed out was “so when I screw up AGAIN it’ll be YOUR fault “!!! What a moron!
    Hope you’re well Steve 😁

  • @astronautdancer6260
    @astronautdancer6260 Месяц назад +2

    My favorite goblin commentator, Steve from machete squad

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029 Месяц назад +3

    Oh, from hating her, to begging for forgiveness, to emotionally blackmailing.
    All while cheating on her, mocking her.
    Goblin emotions are wide and varied, always self serving and obsessed.

  • @AmericanEveryman
    @AmericanEveryman Месяц назад +1

    'but the trolls MADE ME GO DEEP!!' lol

  • @nervosadustbolt9642
    @nervosadustbolt9642 Месяц назад +1

    LMFAO! You're pretty funny, dawg, when you start ripping into Cyraxx. Thanks for the video!

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 Месяц назад +5

    Bollocks. Just missed his.

  • @rdl2820
    @rdl2820 Месяц назад +3

    I'm sorry Taylor/ I never meant to hurt you/ I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm scratching all my bug bites...

  • @Azurenighterror11
    @Azurenighterror11 Месяц назад +2

    Its so weird I've been with my girl for 4 years and haven't once thought of cheating on her let alone done it.

  • @FindingMyLight
    @FindingMyLight Месяц назад +2

    He is out of his mind,, he plays victim as if he is the only person who has gone through things.. I was SA, Abused mentally and physically for years and bullied by some family members and classmates when I was in school,, and yet somehow never called anyone a racist name, never wished death on people, never calling anyone filthy vial names and never cheated on anyone. How does someone make you cheat? He will not blame himself for anything, He deflects and never take accountability. What you gone through Cyraxx is no excuse.. I am living proof. I am an actual a survivor of trying to unalive myself and I know as an adult, everything I do is a CHOICE.. here is a piece of advice a mistake only is a mistake once, after that it is a choice. NO ONE makes you lie, cheat, and do all the nonsense.. you constantly find excuses for your behavior,, you are not learning anything from your past,, NOTHING.. I have been through h ell and back and to hear you play victim and keep faking you want to un alive yourself is a slap in the face to all of us who actually been to that dark place.. you are using it to try and get away with the bad choices you make

    • @FindingMyLight
      @FindingMyLight Месяц назад +1

      oh and he is gaslighting through the whole thing..she has every right to hold his actions against him, going through h ell does NOT make you cheat,, that makes absolutely no sense at all,, then to try and make her feel sorry for him and then try and make her feel guilty is ridiculous. Have you ever noticed when he does something wrong, the first thing he says is "why do you keep bringing it up": well because your excuse is not good enough for her because it makes no sense

  • @MsPcp1
    @MsPcp1 Месяц назад +1

    He wants that racing rig so bad, he’s spiraling 😂

    • @Satellite-Man_521
      @Satellite-Man_521 Месяц назад

      At this point. I'd laugh so hard if she sent the "racing rig" to MBM instead. Imagine his downward spiral if that happened haha

  • @Burnttoast1111
    @Burnttoast1111 Месяц назад +3

    Cyraxx is basically a more disgusting version of DSP. "I did nothing wrong. I did everything right."

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +1

    That goatee is like something out of create a character.

  • @wendyferraro8552
    @wendyferraro8552 Месяц назад +1

    He’s listing all the reasons she needs to come clean about who she is! Imagine her tell Raxx about herself and why she’s going on with the farce.😮

  • @HenryEvery-1696
    @HenryEvery-1696 Месяц назад +2

    Forget about everything thing the "trolls" are gonna say and do = don't pay attention to the people who expose the fu*ked up shit I do like cheating and lying.

  • @emsedgwick9521
    @emsedgwick9521 Месяц назад +1

    Its all about him, all the time. He will never end himself. Unfortunately, that takes a form a courage. We all have thought of it, in our lives. I suffer from a depression and anxiety disorder, though, i would never end myself.

  • @Nowitsfound
    @Nowitsfound Месяц назад +2

    How he can be so manipulative and so gullible at the same time is amazing.its usually 1 of the 2 , not a full combination lol..we're so close to the finale of this chapter I can taste it, lol.. it's going to be an all timer boys

  • @kurtsteele8505
    @kurtsteele8505 Месяц назад +2

    I love to see his desperation in trying to get Taylor back, but it's like Steve said he is only doing it in the hopes of getting presents.

  • @Boon-dang
    @Boon-dang Месяц назад +6

    This is pathetic and proof lack of education and $ makes you a jealous wanna be of the ones that have such items...

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +1

    Everything he has been through has been his own fault. Nobody else’s. Yet he refuses to take any accountability for his actions, because that would require him to face reality. Why do that when the delusions are much easier to live with.

  • @Satellite-Man_521
    @Satellite-Man_521 Месяц назад +2

    Ohhh the classics....not my fault, flaps his Goblin arms while talking. ...then the super famous "I want to do better. Be better" and just repeating the cycle of smooth brain activities.

  • @Thomas-em9du
    @Thomas-em9du Месяц назад +1

    Human? Goblin!😂😂

  • @darrenfigura7182
    @darrenfigura7182 Месяц назад +1

    I've missed so many videos...SIGH.
    My phone fell in the sink right at the end of the whole 'Marty/RUclips Trial,' where Marty hired some woman to act like a RUclips employee and act like Cyraxx was in trouble for jerking it during livestreams. Then there was the 'Marty sends poisoned Juiceboxes to Cyraxx's girls family' or some such nonsense. I come back during the 'Marty stole my videogame driving rig' saga... The fun never stops, I must admit.
    Or rather, the funny never stops. I sure do love me a good Cryraxx vid.
    I should be totally up to speed in a few days. Thanks Steve.
    I'm still burning to know how he lost that front tooth...That's sorta driving me nuts, that I missed that.

  • @wendyferraro8552
    @wendyferraro8552 Месяц назад +2

    You GAVE your life to the “trolls”. They didn’t take crap.💩. Just wait till you find out how she “ protected “ you! Can’t wait!

  • @nesskeaton
    @nesskeaton Месяц назад

    Subbed for a lot of reasons, but mostly that Frisky Dingo reference.

  • @AnnoyedClover-jm7bd
    @AnnoyedClover-jm7bd Месяц назад +2

    Rax talks about internet "trolls " as though they are actually horrifying as a real troll...I'm curious if he is under the impression that this is a actual troll

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +2

    How does he honestly believe that she is going to spend 4k or whatever on an e-racing rig for him 3 months before Christmas when she has two kids. And she’s only been talking to him for a few weeks. You really need to do some serious mental gymnastics to believe that.
    Even if she was prepared to do that, any decent boyfriend would refuse to accept the gift and tell her to spend it on the kids. Those same kids Chance apparently cares so much about.

  • @PelemusMcSoy
    @PelemusMcSoy Месяц назад +2

    If he's so worried about the trolls knowing everything about him, why is making public videos dicussing his "relationships"?

    • @silence6813
      @silence6813 Месяц назад +2

      No common sense or self awareness

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy Месяц назад +1

      He is a special breed of stupid, isn't he?

  • @brotherardash1960
    @brotherardash1960 Месяц назад +2

    Cyraxx and Lorne Armstrong have been peaking at each other's work. Exact same cope and attempts to manipulate

  • @CysOpp_fourty3
    @CysOpp_fourty3 Месяц назад +1

    It's insane, he can't even be loyal to a fake hot girlfriend. Like if he really thinks she's real, and likes him, and he STILL CHEATS?!?

  • @xCharonstyxx
    @xCharonstyxx Месяц назад +1

    when you make a mistake once, it can be considered an accident or a learning experience, but if you repeat the same mistake again, it becomes a conscious decision rather than an error

  • @sammyall9091
    @sammyall9091 Месяц назад +2

    Trust him when he tell us this

  • @PHIllip324
    @PHIllip324 Месяц назад +1

    I fucking hate when the goblin tries to emulate human emotion. It's so whiny and manipulative. The only emotions it (not "he," it) knows are anger, horny, and sometimes fear.

  • @acefire
    @acefire Месяц назад +1

    "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 734 times, youre name is Chance."

  • @AmericanEveryman
    @AmericanEveryman Месяц назад +1

    haahaahaa he broke thru the floor!

  • @themonsta6669
    @themonsta6669 Месяц назад +1

    What a pocket princess😅😅
    TWU COBROSEXUALS 🎉

  • @mkedzior11
    @mkedzior11 Месяц назад +1

    All the concrete that sally has sold is making a lot of money for raxxie

  • @pierce4026
    @pierce4026 Месяц назад +1

    “Granted I may have cheated on you and dumped you literally once a week since we’ve know each other but if you love me you’ll let me have access to your kids and buy me toys” what does he think the value proposition is here what does he add to the relationship every part of that is just him and what he wants

  • @If_the_shoe_fits530
    @If_the_shoe_fits530 Месяц назад +4

    You go through shit you do because of the mistakes you make, which makes you commit more of the same mistakes?? wtf does that even mean?

  • @johnnydanger4629
    @johnnydanger4629 Месяц назад +2

    So let me get this straight...anyone feel free to correct me if I am wrong. Cyraxx once again blows it with yet another catfish that in his delusional mind he is in a relationship with. He gets caught flashing his bird and waxing his carrot with another catfish therfore causing catfish numero uno that he is in a fictitious relationship with to have a panic attack and end up in the hospital. He Cyraxx.... gets caught.... par for the course he rages out at Marty, once again.... then creates this video that we are currently watching on Steve's channel. Cyraxx then has the gall to blame everyone else for flashing his dork, cheating with his imaginary girlfriend, and ultimately getting caught. Somehow....someway this is all our fault for him doing these things?

  • @darkhorse1989
    @darkhorse1989 Месяц назад +1

    Has he even seen a picture of this troll Taylor

  • @PelemusMcSoy
    @PelemusMcSoy Месяц назад +1

    Why is he complaining about being on panel to defend her? I thought he would "do anything" to protect his fiance and "kids"?

  • @warrenmason1582
    @warrenmason1582 Месяц назад +1

    Holy crap he actually admitted to cheating

  • @Savlife
    @Savlife Месяц назад +1

    blame everyone except for myself fcking regard.

  • @sammyall9091
    @sammyall9091 Месяц назад +1

    Does sally know about his "stepchildren?"

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Месяц назад +1

    Imagine telling a woman who is a victim of domestic violence that you’ve been through hell because people on the internet said bad things about you. Whenever you were free to simply leave the internet of your own free will at any point.

  • @AnnoyedClover-jm7bd
    @AnnoyedClover-jm7bd Месяц назад +1

    Dude is super strange....." I've cheated on you" lol dude this is not a relationship!!! CMON GUY enough is enough cyrax

  • @JasperJameson
    @JasperJameson Месяц назад +1

    She's already raising two kids; why not a third?

    • @MsPcp1
      @MsPcp1 Месяц назад +1

      Right! I know you got your hands full with 2 kids by yourself but can you also make sure I stay on the right track? I mean if she really loves him

  • @TempinoTuMadre
    @TempinoTuMadre Месяц назад +1

    He never bathes

    • @silence6813
      @silence6813 Месяц назад +1

      Good hygiene isn't in his vocabulary

    • @Satellite-Man_521
      @Satellite-Man_521 Месяц назад +1

      Sally's to old to bathe him, and probably decided his tubby time is far to gross now

  • @MsPcp1
    @MsPcp1 Месяц назад +1

    So basically, yet again, your past and what you’ve been through means she should forgive everything awful you do to her no matter what. As a grown man other people cause you to lie and cheat, it’s not your fault and you have to do nothing to show your sorry and she just needs to forgive and move on 😂

  • @AmericanEveryman
    @AmericanEveryman Месяц назад +1

    if my head was covered in scabs i think i would refrain from pointing at my head all the time drawing attention to them. just sayin

  • @vinn_aleixo
    @vinn_aleixo Месяц назад +1

    shameful display now that they got dropped

  • @greagior
    @greagior Месяц назад

    Sounds like justice to me😊

  • @AnnoyedClover-jm7bd
    @AnnoyedClover-jm7bd Месяц назад +1

    Does he really believe this in his own noggin or is he the G.O.A.T troll

  • @sammyall9091
    @sammyall9091 Месяц назад +1

    Every time I see him he got the butterfly filter... why? Does he think it makes him look innocent

    • @SteveFromMacheteSquad2
      @SteveFromMacheteSquad2  Месяц назад +1

      The butterflies are added by me. It is a callback to when his stepdad told the world his biggest fear was butterflies.

    • @sammyall9091
      @sammyall9091 Месяц назад +1

      @@SteveFromMacheteSquad2 ohhhhhh makes sense now

  • @roddyjo.76
    @roddyjo.76 Месяц назад +1

    Is this on his channel?

  • @Terese66616
    @Terese66616 Месяц назад +1

    💯CREEP!🤮

  • @yamatha1474
    @yamatha1474 Месяц назад +1

    He’s trying for his racing rig not for anything else. This goblin is completely and totally selfish. If she just told him no racing rig, he would turn on her immediately.