As I get older, I realize I’m turning into my dad. Which is great because he’s an amazing man and a wonderful person. Be like the person you respect, people
It's a good sign of the person making jokes PG and respectable. It just makes a great father/grandfather figure. While those who keep it vulgar and distasteful in front of kids never really grew up themselves and earn much less respect. I love me pops but, hoping my trajectory isn't going to make me be like him 😅
You guys seriously have no idea how much these videos mean to someone after recently losing their dad at the early stages of adulthood. These make me smile so much..
I have so many moments like these raising my daughter. It's so true. She'll say something I said going up, and I feel almost compelled to repeat verbatim my dad's old lines.
Son, everything the light touches...is our kingdom. But a king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
That's really refreshing to hear - I get that it becomes hard to react genuinely if you've heard it fifty times that day (worked as a grocery cashier for a few years - I get it), but really, dads and their jokes are precious things and they deserve to be appreciated.
I'm honestly proud to be like my dad. Growing up has made me realize that he's the coolest guy ever and I got so much of my personality and hobbies from him. I couldn't ask for anything better
This whole channel is literally me. I’m such a dad 🤦♂️. It just…. Sneaks up on you. I find all your videos HILARIOUS… dad humor is STRONG. keep on keepin’ on.
OMG! 🤣🤣🤣 I literally just got off the phone with my therapist, and a lot of it is about my constant state of overwhelm now as my 87 year old father's caregiver, but as my therapist pointed out my role has changed from a semi-dependent, adult child to a caregiver and now *WE ARE A TEAM!* In a lot of ways this is a huge privilege, because my sister and my dad aren't buddies like Dad and I are. It's like I'm learning to accept and embrace my role as my father's caregiver, and leave behind my old feelings of lifelong jealousy over my late mother's bond with my sister. *I love that you show your brother shaking his head and looking terrified!* 😅
that's weirdly accurate , I'm 19 , and my relation with my dad was never any good , I uesd to hate him bcoz of his deeds , and I started to slowly hating everything about him ,now even before I'm turning 20 I realize he was right at everything , he is a great father , and it's not easy to be a good father I reckon
@@user-ko5oc6gz8elove hearing you gain recognition of the sacrifices made by the man whose balls you came shooting out of. I bet he’s proud of u sonny boy
@@ahmadsajid4903 100% wrong. This music plays over the teaser trailer for Interstellar and is indeed produced by Hans Zimmer. It's titled "First Step". Edit: DARK is amazing, however. One of the best shows I've ever watched.
Ugh, I still cringe in memory of the time I did the same. He kind of took it well at least, while explaining what he thought went wrong about the food, but it still haunts me randomly at night years later.
I like the interstellar reference... Also: **clock ticking in the background, no time for caution start playing* Endurance is hitting stratosphere.. Any Interstellar fan here you guys keep up the scrip..
If you haven't seen their other video of him changing his outfit and becoming a dad it's really worth seeing, even better than this one. ruclips.net/user/shortsikDc_PiXMjg?feature=share
My dad always used to pull the one where when the waiter came with the bill he would look confused and say to me or my sister (we were prolly 12 years old at time) I thought you were getting this one.
"you couldnt do that again if you tried" and "if i was doing any better there'd have to be two of me" are my two favorite dad phrases i got from my dad
@@Analucia834 man fr, had a lesson in which a poor boy says he's too poor to buy shoes and our teacher somehow concluded it's referring to something far more complex and philosophical. It wasn't even a fictional story, just an excerpt from an interview
"Can I get you anything else?"
"Yeah. A million dollars."
🤣🤣🤣
Thats something a 8 year old would say... not a dad
@@davidpaterna6663 you must be new here. Welcome to life.
@@davidpaterna6663 Just came out of the forest I see.
@@davidpaterna6663chill out daddy
"Oh the snack was great, but when will we get lunch?"
Lol
Yes! 👌🏿👏🏿
Proceeds to lie on the table ," dig in " 😂😂😂
*After a 5 course meal*
"What delicious appetizers! 😄"
After leaving the buffet... "whos up for a tall stack of dried pancakes"
My grandpa:
“I don’t know.. I didn’t have everything”.
hey
He is the goat
😂
I'm using that one!
LMAOOOOOOO
The #1 I got as a waitress:
"Hello. How are you today?"
"Hungry."
😁🙄
hey
"Well you must be lost, then."
Well hi, hungry! I'll be your waitress today.
-- the only appropriate response
@@pretzelzetzel it's how and not who are you
Oh usually it’s hello how are you? Iced tea. Ok… my name is Ryan I’ll be taking care of you. Be right back with that tea……
"So, sir, how did you find your steak?"
"Well, I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was" 😂
Awesome
@@trigonometrisk I am so using that!! My girlfriend is gonna hate it - I'm laughing already 😂
@@TimMcKnight🙏🙏🙏
I like that one 😂😂😂
that one slapped 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dads before looking at the bill:
"What's the damage?"
It's like when your life flashes before your eyes but it's just the hours at work to cover the bill.
@@garychief2338 looks like this meal cost me 3h 15m of work. I def do that 😅
Honestly I can't relate. We don't have restaurants here and we catch and cook everything ourselves.
@@kokujin5446 where do you live? Sounds like a nice simple life 👌
🤣 I say that. -32 year old dad
As I get older, I realize I’m turning into my dad. Which is great because he’s an amazing man and a wonderful person. Be like the person you respect, people
It's a good sign of the person making jokes PG and respectable. It just makes a great father/grandfather figure. While those who keep it vulgar and distasteful in front of kids never really grew up themselves and earn much less respect.
I love me pops but, hoping my trajectory isn't going to make me be like him 😅
👌🌸🙏
What if you respect hitler
I wish my dad was around to see how much I turned out like him. Thanks Dad.
You guys seriously have no idea how much these videos mean to someone after recently losing their dad at the early stages of adulthood. These make me smile so much..
He’s flying high right now and know that he loves you
@@Strawberry-557 This is so beautiful ❤
PSA: why let billions and trillions of animals die horribly every year for their corpses, when we just choose a plant-based?
I’m 26 I lost mine to cancer 1.5 yrs ago too… 🥺 sending love!
These videos make me miss my dad. Thankfully, he doesn't have to live in pain anymore.
The simultaneous “wheeze laugh” to confirm his final transformation into his father.
Reminds of when Bob appears in the mirror in Twin peaks
My kids tell me I’m turning into Grandpa…
LOL Yes!
Not the wheezing laugh!!
Really put the cherry on top 😂
Dad: "Embrace it... there's no fighting this."
Dad: yessss, join the Dad side
Without context this sounds pretty weird ngl.
STAR WAR
My thoughts exactly
Do not go gentle into that goodnight. Rage, rage, rage
"As the duck said...put it on my bill"
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
The lighting on dad ... chef's kiss 👌
“I don’t know, I haven’t tried everything.”
Gold
I wanna like it but I can't...
Simple
But smh never heard this one lol
Nooooo....
"They wouldn't let me try theirs!" - My dad
"Hey can you pass me the salt?"
"NOPE"
*laughs and pass the salt*
«Yes, I can.»
*Doesn’t* *pass* *the* *salt*
Got me good with that one lol
I do this 😂
I do that too often
... wait I do that lol
"Can i ask you about the Menu please?"
"The men i please are nothing to do with you!"
LMAO
This one took me a couple of seconds to get, but good lord
"Alright you guys how was everything?"
On a scale of 1 to 10, we "EIGHT" it.
*starts to wheeze*
Mind if I start using this, milord?
The waitress just standing there while he’s having an existential crisis like: 👁👄👁
Ok
WOMEN ☕️
Gotta appreciate how one eye was on a different enter space for me.
@@commentor4785 *laughter*
Her eye fell
"sorry for your wait"
"I didn't think I was that fat"
That's my grandpa's classic lol
That's honestly brilliant 😂
Alright, now that's surpassing dad jokes, that one is legitimately really good.
@@featheryfemme Of course. It's a granddad joke.
😂😂😂 savage
I'm stealing that joke with all credit going to gramps
These two have the best relationship with their dad. Job magnificently done.
Thought the same, how cool it is to have such fun with your dad
I have so many moments like these raising my daughter. It's so true. She'll say something I said going up, and I feel almost compelled to repeat verbatim my dad's old lines.
His dad's like:
"It is time my son."
Dale Earnhardt. ;(
Let's make this 666
@@souvikchatterjee3450 and they did...
Son, everything the light touches...is our kingdom. But a king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
@@andrewlai372 Did you memorize the script?
As a waiter, I actually appreciate dad jokes
As a non-paid waiter, I don’t appreciate dad jokes
@Miguel Silva nah they don't speak for every waiter
Aaaah~ america even your youtube comments show capitalism
Well i hope you don't have to wait that long to hear one
That's really refreshing to hear - I get that it becomes hard to react genuinely if you've heard it fifty times that day (worked as a grocery cashier for a few years - I get it), but really, dads and their jokes are precious things and they deserve to be appreciated.
After you lose your dad, the similarities you see in yourself become the most beautiful reminder that they live on through you.
I never really knew my dad, I wonder what I got
My favorite Dad-ism is when they bring you the check. "Eugh, I didn't order that!"
I love how the dad looks like a god-level architect creating his next masterpiece.
I think he did
ngl they kinda remind me of Ego and Starlord:')
This IS his masterpiece 😩
Like in the Matrix.
The most perfect thing He could create : to model someone who once hated him( the rebel teenage phase)... to be become him
"Can I get you anything else?"
"Somebody else to pay for it."
hahahahhahaaaaaaaaa
😭😭
We love jokes that save us money lmao
Jesus loves you ;;;
@@bennette.7033 I know👍😁
Hahahahahahaha
Fing HILARIOUS…I lost it at the new balance!! 😂😂😂😂
I'm honestly proud to be like my dad. Growing up has made me realize that he's the coolest guy ever and I got so much of my personality and hobbies from him. I couldn't ask for anything better
"JOIN THE DAD SIDE"
We have snowblowers and lawnmowers...
“MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!”
💀🤣
Ohhhhhh
@@11_jasonmaxmilana.95 How about snowmowers and lawnblowers
She actually waited for him to transform, a true waiter
Deserves more updoots - 12 at press time.
un like android 17 lol
@@imperfectious "12 At Press Time" is the name of my tell-all book about growing up in the Catholic Church.
@@DonaId_J_Trump scintillating
Like every anime characters 😂
This whole channel is literally me. I’m such a dad 🤦♂️. It just…. Sneaks up on you.
I find all your videos HILARIOUS… dad humor is STRONG. keep on keepin’ on.
The next step is realizing that being like your dad isnt a bad thing.
“I woulda licked the plate but my wife wouldn’t let me” -my dad and then me in like 10 years
1k likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Lol I still do it regardless of what anyone says
After just 1.4 hours on Miller's planet XD
You aren’t gonna get a wife
@@lakibu4399"Snap back to reality"
If I ever become a dad I can't wait for the day my wife says "honey, I'm pregnant" and I say, with tears in my eyes, "hi pregnant, I'm dad"
And then she says "No, you're not"
@@Popo_333*Postman Pat has entered the chat*
@@Popo_333 💀
@@Popo_333 “No, your brother is Dad.”
@@Popo_333 Didn't see that coming 💀
I literally laughed out loud so freaking loud!!🤣🤣🤣 the exasperated wheezing laugh at the end sent me over the edge!!
OMG! 🤣🤣🤣
I literally just got off the phone with my therapist, and a lot of it is about my constant state of overwhelm now as my 87 year old father's caregiver, but as my therapist pointed out my role has changed from a semi-dependent, adult child to a caregiver and now *WE ARE A TEAM!*
In a lot of ways this is a huge privilege, because my sister and my dad aren't buddies like Dad and I are. It's like I'm learning to accept and embrace my role as my father's caregiver, and leave behind my old feelings of lifelong jealousy over my late mother's bond with my sister. *I love that you show your brother shaking his head and looking terrified!* 😅
"DO IT, SON"
"THE LEGACY MUST GO ON"
The dad's prophecy is true :0
Do it ..do it......
@@rajeevverma1723 gooood, gooood ...
Gotta love the classics like:
"How'd you find your food?"
"I looked at the plate and there it was!"
@Ginah halu🇫🇷 u a bot nigga
@Ginah halu🇫🇷 bot
1000th like
@@vekzibtw dang
Lol, actually rolled my eyes to the ceiling after that one! 😂
I never react that way haha
This is why I love the internet 🥰 such wholesome content. Treasure your father and family
Sir, are you comfortable?
No, I have come for food not for table
The waitress not having a clue kills me everytime 😂
@Noah Patrick Facts 🤣😭
It’s fucking scripted
Acting
@@Lordell And we’re laughing at how well she acted for the skit
@@natpeterson8313 none of them acted good this is trash comedy for old people or children
Hands down the best RUclips family
"Any desert?"
- "Yeah I'll have a piece of YOU".
- "I still got it😎"
"YES....YES......LET THE DAD JOKE FLOW THROUGH YOU!" - Darth Daddius
😂😂😂
NO!! I must resist the DAD side, i shall not be tempted by the forces of Fathers 😤
I cannot let this be
Lol Darth Daddius is only for the true sith simps
Lmao daddius 😂
I love how the transformation took so long that it became nighttime, and the waitress just waited patiently
I liked the waitress looking down at the lighting change that suddenly appeared below then
Well, yeah, what else are they paying her for?
Number one rule of magical girl transformation, you wait ✨
Was that a dad joke?😂
Well she's a waitress duh
I love how it gets dark
The older I get the more I realize what a smart and great man my dad was.
that's weirdly accurate , I'm 19 , and my relation with my dad was never any good , I uesd to hate him bcoz of his deeds , and I started to slowly hating everything about him ,now even before I'm turning 20 I realize he was right at everything , he is a great father , and it's not easy to be a good father I reckon
@@user-ko5oc6gz8elove hearing you gain recognition of the sacrifices made by the man whose balls you came shooting out of. I bet he’s proud of u sonny boy
As men grow up they grow more distant with their mother but closer with their father.
My father gets smarter the older I get
He was wanted by Saudi Arabia
"Interstellar" music leading up to corny dad joke. Hans Zimmer would approve. 👍
Thats not interstellar, that's DARK
@@ahmadsajid4903 Nah that's interstellar.
Actually I thought this was the Soundtrack of the game GRIS lol
@@ahmadsajid4903 100% wrong. This music plays over the teaser trailer for Interstellar and is indeed produced by Hans Zimmer. It's titled "First Step".
Edit: DARK is amazing, however. One of the best shows I've ever watched.
Zimmer is still around, you should ask.
RUclips where they turn a dad joke to a short movie
Whenever there's still food on the plate, my dad pulls the classic line,
"My eyes were bigger than my stomach!".
I got the "It's terrible" joke so often serving that when someone was serious I just laughed at them and then realized they were not joking.
one time as a clueless kid i made the "its terrible" joke after everyone else complained about their food, and it embarassed everybody
Bro I love that joke. Its so overused and dumb it became funny.😂😂😂
It's the "No price tag? Must be free" of the retail world
Haha, why'd this make me laugh more than vid.
Ugh, I still cringe in memory of the time I did the same. He kind of took it well at least, while explaining what he thought went wrong about the food, but it still haunts me randomly at night years later.
The old, whisper-laugh caught me off guard. Hilarious.
Wheezing
@@timpetrochilos1257 🤣!
Yeet
At first I thought your pfp was the Mona lisa
@@napoleononahorse7083 This is the second time someone said that, thank you. Today, I look like a mad scientist or something.
My dad's a quiet giggler too! This video is so well done!
I love you guys. I show you videos to my sons. One is 23, and now has his first kid. The other is 19 and is already starting to tell dad jokes!!
My dad always says "I completely lost my appetite" after finishing meals, and he NEVER fails to laugh like it's the first time he's telling that joke
Stealing this
stealing it too. Im of that age now!
I’ll go ahead and pick pocket this one dude. Fuckin using it TOMORROW night. Tell your old man apprish
Stealing it 😅
@@coltonbuhler7011 can you explain it?
"Where did this lighting come from"
From his aura
The Chad within the Dad is still strong to this day.
The cinematography is amazing
same place as the music
Can't you tell?😂
The white New Balance did it for me! 🤣
The hissing laughing lol
“How was the food?”
“It ruined my appetite”
“Why”
“I’m full”
That's a good one!
This got me rolling lol
Hi full, I'm Dad
I don’t get it 😅
@@Bella-wp7wzbecause he ate it already and most people don't have an appetite when they are full
Man interstellar has some great soundtrack.
The best
@@paskalpodgorsek4488 By the very best too, Hans Zimmer
Which song off of the track is this one.
@@fanawb No time for caution ⚠ (Could definitely be cornfield chase by the extra notes though)
@@keiztrat ohhh ok.
The glasses and New Balances took me out...i wasn't prepared for this 🤣🤣😂😂
I love how his brother is just amazed in the background😂
I'm 32 and I love getting more and more like my dad. I lost him when I was 15.
You do have moments with your dad which is great but I have never ever seen my dad since I was born.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss
My friend. I’m 33, lost my dad at 11.
I know exactly what you mean.🙏🏻
@@Kimpoy97 dats sad
@@SimonEkendahl bro dats sad
The lighting was amazing. The evil look of pride in the dad's eyes as he snaps the glasses on to the face was pure gold.
@@judes1791 No.
Legends with the lighting man.
These skits are top tier
I never grew up with a father so im living vicariously through these😂
“You either die young or you live long enough to see yourself become your dad” -Harvey Dent
Sad pornbots only replied.
Some people don't want to be their dads
@@prabhakaranjeyamohan4579 you made that personal lol are you okay
Or your dad leaves to get cigarettes and never comes back and that's that....
@@paulleonard7038 and that’s that! Those were some good cigarettes! I’ll tell you, my boy.
"I'm not sure, the plate came empty."
That’s what my dad says hehe!
I'm stealing this.
6th 9
You are qualified
Lmao I’ve never heard this one ☝️
The simultaneous affirming nod from Dad and horrific reaction from his brother
“Can’t you tell.. I hated it… hhhhhh..hhhhhhhh….”
Dad: You will become me
Son: it's not possible
Dad: No, its necessary.
Its inevitable
😭So true
I like the interstellar reference...
Also: **clock ticking in the background, no time for caution start playing*
Endurance is hitting stratosphere..
Any Interstellar fan here you guys keep up the scrip..
@@FBI-Agent. tick
@@AYBID tok
the lighting on Dad is really just top notch and elevates this piece to the next level
even the shadows from the glasses seems like the devilish type of eyebrows
@@kamzokai It makes it *chefs kiss* perfect
If you haven't seen their other video of him changing his outfit and becoming a dad it's really worth seeing, even better than this one.
ruclips.net/user/shortsikDc_PiXMjg?feature=share
The evil uplighting on your dad's glasses was the piece de resistance 😘
"How was everything?"
"cooked"
"What's happening?"
"He's beginning to believe."
His...The One
*beginning
ok gay
@@SparrowIZ why? 😂
@@darksoul_2.044 cause u are.
The waitress reacting to the light coming out of nowhere is priceless.
1.2k likes and no comments! 😮
Let me fix that 😆🤙🏼
My grandpas go to after he would meet anyone, “you can call me Jim, just don’t call me late for dinner” he loved it everytime 😂
When she was looking at both of them like wtf during their “experience” 😂😂😂
WOMEN ☕️
@@commentor4785 mysogynistic men💁♀️
@@commentor4785 sthu 🗣
@@Poland4life Women☕️
@@Harwey-lz4gp mysogynistic men 💁♀️
The moment the shoes are the same, it’s over. You’ve crossed to the other side.
No. It’s just started.
Me and my father sometimes buy same kind of shoes but diff Colors, if the model is nice
My dad buys drip. Jordan 12s af1s etc space jam 11s
Ya, by then, you’re already two feet deep
Haha every1 wearing dem new balance now
That transformation took so long that day turned you night.
Thanks for making me laugh. Always appreciated in days when news are bad.
"are you all right?"... "No, im half left"😂
😂😂😂
Professional dad spotted
My kids hate me for this one 😂
AMAZING
lol. Y’all are funny as heck
I went through a whole roller coaster of emotions watching this masterpiece
Same…
Me too 😅
Same
So true ... Amazement, shock, deniable plausibility, acceptance, then complete laughter. 🤣
With interstellar music, this was perfectly intense.
I hollered and roared at the hand clasp😂🤣😭
Let's all give dad a clap here. He played his role PERFECTLY.
He literally didn't say a word
@@joel.ha. nor did he need to
Which one?
He raised his son PERFECTLY
**holds card machine to ear**
"Yeah hello, can I get a loan please"
My dad always used to pull the one where when the waiter came with the bill he would look confused and say to me or my sister (we were prolly 12 years old at time) I thought you were getting this one.
Then it’s followed by a
Hoooo oh ohhh oh haaa haaa *wipes fake tear from eye* then pushes a 50 in the waitress bra strap then gets canceled
lmaoo dads are hilarious😂😭
@@fittssthat’s still a classic to this day lol
That air laugh at the end is the cherry on top 🤣🤣🤣
There can be only one!
@@johnnyrivera7665 Fight!
@@johnnyrivera7665 Fight!
😂😂😂
'wheeze' would probably have been a better way to put it lol but yes
"you couldnt do that again if you tried" and "if i was doing any better there'd have to be two of me" are my two favorite dad phrases i got from my dad
The moment when you realize you be NOTHING LIKE your father as well..
Love how they started this bit during the day and it took them so long to perfect they finished at night
kinda adds to the feel to be honest 😂
@@RoachDoggJr26 Yeah, our English teachers would tell us it's a metaphor.
@@Analucia834 man fr, had a lesson in which a poor boy says he's too poor to buy shoes and our teacher somehow concluded it's referring to something far more complex and philosophical. It wasn't even a fictional story, just an excerpt from an interview
It's a metaphor... he was progressively being converted to the dark side of fatherhood. Lol
That's just an effect of him realizing he's turning to the dad side
The dad’s constant evil glare, the waitress’ hyperaware expression, and then the son’s sinister smile and the words… this was so perfect!
Not an evil glare
The lights 😂
Ha
I love his brother's desperate look
Anyone who ever worked in retail knows “Oh it’s not scanning” “OH It MuSt bE fReE”
The dad tilting his head down with that low lighting is hilariously spooky! 😂
The interstellar sounds track made this an a academy’s award choice
This hits home on a whole another level. Miss you dad!
🫠
What happened?
Likewise
Miss you too son
@@86themadhatter27 😐
The way the dad is just sitting there nodding like some evil demon cracks me up.
My first McFarland’s video 😂
I initially thought the father was the secondary character
The dad joke at the end got me 🤣
"Would you like your check?"
Dad- "No thanks, you can keep that."
450 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
NiceeeE
“Double it and pass it to the next table”