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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 990

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +3585

    Uncle Al: “Is this content original?”
    RUclips: “Yup.”
    Uncle Al: “And this is my content?”
    RUclips: “Yup.”
    Uncle Al: “I made this original content, and uploaded it to my channel. Therefore, it must be, my content.”
    RUclips: “Makes sense to me.”
    Uncle Al: “Then pay me.”
    RUclips: “It’s not your content.”

    • @grantmortensonva
      @grantmortensonva 4 года назад +225

      Uncle Al: LET ME POST MY BLASTED SATIRE CONTENT OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!
      Google: Noooo, good content creators don't rip corporate shitlords' arms off!

    • @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903
      @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 4 года назад +35

      This comment deserves a heart

    • @fidel6012
      @fidel6012 4 года назад +8

      I guess the pictures? I don’t know anything about copyright so correct me if I’m wrong

    • @grantmortensonva
      @grantmortensonva 4 года назад +35

      @@fidel6012 the way they worded it, they thought he was uploading whole unedited episodes of the shows. Because these companies are too fucking lazy to actually CHECK THEIR STRIKES.
      "Oh he used SpengleBab in a thumbnail. Clearly he is stealing his videos from Viacom because Viacom owns the SpindlyBobbert."

    • @sosedup
      @sosedup 4 года назад +1

      Awesome

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 4 года назад +2129

    It is now canon that Mr Krabs sells canned fleshlights.

    • @Avenger-ul8yk
      @Avenger-ul8yk 4 года назад +220

      Just like how it canon that bugs bunny’s is a struggling rapist

    • @DanYami
      @DanYami 4 года назад +71

      He will soon experience the taste of retribution

    • @orgyinthemorgue
      @orgyinthemorgue 4 года назад +35

      RUclips will experience Perfection.

    • @trajankhan
      @trajankhan 4 года назад +31

      he should have a taste of that big mac

    • @mr.grizzly9486
      @mr.grizzly9486 4 года назад +32

      Yo, i just though of something; meatcanyon and Uncle al show do a crossover.

  • @MrGojira95
    @MrGojira95 4 года назад +1221

    Still hate Twitter, but I’m glad you got your monetization back.

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 4 года назад +6

      Ah. Mr. Gojira, never knew you liked Uncle Al as well.

    • @MrGojira95
      @MrGojira95 4 года назад +16

      SnoopDawg124 Dude!!! His content and humor are right up my alley!! XD

    • @404_coffee9
      @404_coffee9 4 года назад

      Same my friend.

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 4 года назад +1409

    I forgot that that episode of Samurai Jack where he went to Taco Bell and couldn't stop pooping was canon!

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 4 года назад +33

      AKUUUU

    • @TayoEXE
      @TayoEXE 4 года назад +14

      @@KingExalted *grunt*

    • @anniethomas239
      @anniethomas239 4 года назад +44

      and what about that Courage the cowardly dog episode when Courage becomes a criminal just so he could get Muriel some laxatives

    • @TayoEXE
      @TayoEXE 4 года назад +13

      @@anniethomas239 I believe it's pronounced "poop pills." xD

    • @official.PenguinTV
      @official.PenguinTV 4 года назад +2

      Was it actually

  • @tinypopura
    @tinypopura 4 года назад +1186

    "ThIs WaS a MiStAkE dUrInG tHe ReViEw PrOcEsS" We hear the same thing over and over again, with many different creators, and yet nothing changes.

    • @shrug1250
      @shrug1250 4 года назад +40

      It’s probably an excuse for something else

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 4 года назад +55

      Because they never actually review the content they flag and remove, and have extremely flawed bots doing all of their work.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 года назад +38

      That would require Susan to actually put time and effort into running RUclips properly.

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 года назад +13

      And because of the virus they had to cut back hours to, "protect employees" who sit in *isolated cubicles* all day.

    • @sabersroommate8293
      @sabersroommate8293 4 года назад +6

      Seriously, I keep hearing that excuse at least once per month.

  • @LightningCayo
    @LightningCayo 4 года назад +1280

    If “mistakes” like this can happen, RUclips is p bad for making a living.

    • @nikosucksatskating
      @nikosucksatskating 4 года назад +33

      If these mistakes were controlled and much farther inbetween it would be fine but youtube needs to get their shit together

    • @LikeVapor65
      @LikeVapor65 4 года назад +9

      It’s definitely possible, just gotta give up your humanity

    • @daveintheAM
      @daveintheAM 4 года назад +9

      I get that the screencaps can be kinda iffy... but holy shit, its stupid he has to wait this long to say "I LITERALLY DUBBED OVER THESE MAKING COMPLETELY ORIGINAL STORIES"
      Like, canned coochie isnt even based off an episode lmao

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 4 года назад +5

      This is why they need humans running the site instead of bots.

    • @doctorwhofan6340
      @doctorwhofan6340 4 года назад +5

      I agree with you bro. People find out that RUclips is not a good a platform to make money but yet they still make videos. Well if you cant pay your Bill's because RUclips didn't pay you then maybe they will wake up and get a job that dose pay each month. I mean I make no money on my channel so I gess I dont understand but hey get a real job and do RUclips as a side thing for no money!

  • @shrug1250
    @shrug1250 4 года назад +378

    “Oh sorry, we accidentally put you through a major crisis. No hard feelings, right?”

    • @grizzdesu9732
      @grizzdesu9732 4 года назад +7

      accidentally destroyed your livelihood sorry :)

    • @frostonium
      @frostonium 4 года назад +1

      @@grizzdesu9732 accidentally made you into debt to pay rent, sorry :)

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 4 года назад +172

    Same thing happened to my friend pizza. Pretty annoying how they tell you that you did something wrong without actually telling you what you did wrong...

  • @yunhyy
    @yunhyy 4 года назад +363

    RUclips claiming that they’ll make changes to their site is like my mother claiming that she didn’t drop me on my head when I was a baby

    • @xavis7617
      @xavis7617 4 года назад +18

      Or mine claiming her drinking is okay.

    • @crazycat55485
      @crazycat55485 4 года назад +19

      Or that my dad said he would be back from the store, yet it’s been 25 years. I think the milk is expired.

    • @hometownboy6537
      @hometownboy6537 4 года назад

      Same

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic 4 года назад +2

      Im still positive its googles fault majority

    • @navivan768
      @navivan768 4 года назад +2

      They do make changes. To the Ui

  • @Snatch_Kid
    @Snatch_Kid 4 года назад +503

    I can't believe you would completely steal the episode of Jimmy neutron where hugh fights another hugh pokemon-style then eat pie together as a symbol of friendship, DISGUSTING...

  • @fortis3686
    @fortis3686 4 года назад +160

    As everyone on earth knows, RUclips hates talent and loves corporate recycling

  • @ohohoho7056
    @ohohoho7056 4 года назад +115

    How come this guy was almost kicked off RUclips for “reusing content,” and yet, Suzy Lu is still on the platform???

  • @joxvur0088
    @joxvur0088 4 года назад +558

    Not gonna lie man, that IAS picture of spongebob seems spot on

  • @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903
    @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 4 года назад +193

    What the hell is he supposed to change? We are already at the pinnacle of online entertainment

  • @mgm105
    @mgm105 4 года назад +218

    It’s sad because this video still doesn’t have ads.

  • @kyleforbes6048
    @kyleforbes6048 4 года назад +98

    The worst thing about this is that we're never gonna get that It's Always Sunny/ Spongebob video now.

  • @viivoviision
    @viivoviision 4 года назад +63

    "I just want youtube to be better"
    ah, that would be a particularly large nudge. Too large, given the interests of our... employers.

    • @avianclownfusion5767
      @avianclownfusion5767 4 года назад +2

      Not if someone buys out youtube :D

    • @Insanegrox
      @Insanegrox 4 года назад +4

      What if I could offer you something you don't know you want?
      *remonetization happens*

    • @nathanielwindsor7679
      @nathanielwindsor7679 4 года назад +1

      We are in the future. This is the moment when you watch your channel die.
      Unless... You were to take matters into your own hands.

    • @chadarnold7789
      @chadarnold7789 3 года назад

      I see your a Thomas fan

  • @mast3734
    @mast3734 4 года назад +162

    Man, that original episode of Spongebob is great. Almost as good as the episode of Jimmy Neutron where Hugh Neutron talks to Carl about his duck fetish in graphic detail.

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 года назад

      wait what video is that again

    • @LunaMinuna
      @LunaMinuna 4 года назад +1

      Bucky! At The Disco how do you not know that video it’s so gold

    • @404_coffee9
      @404_coffee9 4 года назад

      Yeah.

    • @wendysobamaman2179
      @wendysobamaman2179 4 года назад +2

      I like the one where bugs bunny is a struggling rapist and spared Elmer Fudd via intervention

  • @William_Millar
    @William_Millar 4 года назад +38

    Susan:you gotta change it
    Person:but what do I need to change?
    Susan:just stop.

  • @rexwrecks2735
    @rexwrecks2735 4 года назад +34

    Damn... if that ain’t a close call; I don’t know what is.

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy 4 года назад +90

    0:13 WHAT?!?!
    0:31 Repurposed
    1:07 Dumpster Fire 🔥
    1:25 It’s All Parody
    *RUclips’s Response*
    2:34 “Sorry to hear this”
    Good News
    3:21 Things are Back to normal
    4:22 Thank You
    5:22 Patreon
    6:25 Thank you

    • @ballmonokuma1229
      @ballmonokuma1229 4 года назад +1

      your doing gods work

    • @mr.grizzly9486
      @mr.grizzly9486 4 года назад +2

      Whats the point of this

    • @inextrikable-
      @inextrikable- 4 года назад +2

      ProxyBear64 there isn’t a point this video isn’t a top 10 or something where this would be useful

    • @mr.grizzly9486
      @mr.grizzly9486 4 года назад +1

      @@ballmonokuma1229 gods work?

    • @conradkai9705
      @conradkai9705 4 года назад

      thank you time stamp guy

  • @pokehorror7777
    @pokehorror7777 4 года назад +33

    Uncle Al: I have a product that is presented in an entirely unique and original format!
    Manny: *D O N T D O T H A T*

  • @DearMink_X
    @DearMink_X 4 года назад +23

    The Krusty Kooch Will Never Close Down.

  • @blindside2338
    @blindside2338 4 года назад +48

    I say we go after they're nonexistent kneecaps

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 4 года назад +18

    1:00 Plankton takes over Al's body in a moment of rage

  • @bigchunky6686
    @bigchunky6686 4 года назад +12

    There is 1 rule that everybody should know:
    1. Never cancel *Mohnkee*

  • @spencergage95
    @spencergage95 4 года назад +58

    Even in a video complaining about his problems he sounds like a cartoon character. Hilarious!

  • @charl2182
    @charl2182 4 года назад +7

    When you're so good at voice acting that RUclips just straight up thinks the voice clips were taken.

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername 4 года назад +79

    There’s another RUclipsr named jakeyes who makes stop motion Minecraft deaths that RUclips tried to kill

    • @LightningNerd
      @LightningNerd 4 года назад +2

      Yeah. He had to change so much about his channel just to earn some kind of money.

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername 4 года назад +2

      Lightning Nerd he even made a backup channel in fear

  • @ninjapumpkin0127
    @ninjapumpkin0127 4 года назад +2

    You are a legendary creator and voice actor, if I was an animator I would be absolutely thrilled and honored to have you even interested in voicing my content. Seriously an underrated creator and I am glad that you got through this potentially devastating situation

  • @cimengngialah2735
    @cimengngialah2735 4 года назад +8

    I heard that if you got an email from “RUclips” that you have a reused content, it could be either RUclips themselves or a huge scam everyone is having...

  • @RainbowSpinDashIsawesome
    @RainbowSpinDashIsawesome 4 года назад +21

    Ugh these RUclipsrs always tell RUclips to report or people's videos because they don't like a video or don't take criticism

  • @zombiespartan13
    @zombiespartan13 4 года назад +5

    We're all glad to help you out, Dunkey! :D

  • @Jussy833
    @Jussy833 4 года назад +6

    Damn, what a terrible mistake!
    I am so relieved and glad for you, that you got it sorted!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 года назад +56

    -Susan- RUclips : "Demonetize this guy please"
    Uncle Al : *_"How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair"_*
    I mean youtube is always demonetizing everyone without warning
    That's why we need another video sharing sites like RUclips but with Susan and their shenanigans

  • @mizunokata9074
    @mizunokata9074 4 года назад +5

    They demonetize you for reused content. Meanwhile Kids channels do this all the freakin time and aren't affected. A good example of this are nursery rhyme channels.

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 4 года назад +2

      I predict some sort of pyramid scheme

  • @jesseking1403
    @jesseking1403 4 года назад +4

    Sorry this happened to you man, can't imagine how devastating something like this is. And you're right, YT seriously needs to get their shit together, this kind of thing is unacceptable if they want to be a reliable platform.

  • @joesar4124
    @joesar4124 4 года назад +17

    Oh hell na yt messed up

  • @TheRealR3mix
    @TheRealR3mix 11 месяцев назад +4

    3 years later and they still haven’t gotten their sh!t together.

  • @EmmyBlubonic
    @EmmyBlubonic 4 года назад +17

    The Coochie episode was probably my favorite out of all of your spongebob parodies.
    Sorta sad it got you removed from the program.

  • @owenbennett5566
    @owenbennett5566 Год назад +4

    0:38 OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I forgot that one time when I had LANLAN'S EXTENSION PACK AND THE SECOND PACK!

  • @NitronGoldenRex
    @NitronGoldenRex 4 года назад +27

    RUclips: *Cancels Al's parody*
    Me: Curses, why youtube did this

  • @wintersage323
    @wintersage323 4 года назад +12

    RUclips: fix your content
    Uncle Al: ok but what video/videos?
    RUclips: yeah I dunno have fun with that

  • @GoobertheDog1
    @GoobertheDog1 4 года назад +2

    When you're so good at voice acting they think you're pirating spongebob episodes

  • @keithholcomb6871
    @keithholcomb6871 4 года назад +7

    "Don't forget to eat your BEEEAAAANNNNSSS!"

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's insane to think that 3 years later they do the same exact thing and have the balls to reject your appeal
    RUclips's automation is generally life threatening and kinda scary with how your income can just disappear with no explanation and on top of that be denied to reapply because the same bots who falsely flagged it won't budge

  • @loganmansiongames
    @loganmansiongames 4 года назад +3

    In the words of Spingle Bingle "It looks like everything ended good".

  • @snarik3261
    @snarik3261 4 года назад +2

    When your voice impressions are so good they get confused for the real thing

  • @SonOfFudge
    @SonOfFudge 4 года назад +19

    when al talks all I hear is planktons voice
    help

  • @averyshinyrock9989
    @averyshinyrock9989 4 года назад +1

    Don’t you just love it when RUclips *assumes* you’re doing something wrong?

  • @RedChaosScrungle
    @RedChaosScrungle 4 года назад +8

    WAIT DID HE CREDIT THE VIDEO OF THE COW!?

  • @memeygenny2321
    @memeygenny2321 4 года назад +1

    Once I read the title I instantly shouted "NO! THEY TRIED TO TAKE AWAY MY BOY!"

  • @aaronTOSD
    @aaronTOSD 4 года назад +3

    Never in my life, have I seen RUclips remove monetization because of Reused Content.
    Copyright Infringement and Sexual Themes, sure but Reused Content? Come on, now.

  • @oceandubvegeta
    @oceandubvegeta 4 года назад +1

    RUclips: "Shut up, Uncle Al. I'm having a vision; taking your money without your permission."
    Uncle Al: "I ain't got no money."

  • @hat5958
    @hat5958 4 года назад +5

    Uncle Al: Hey, I’m gonna make a vide...
    RUclips: no muny
    Al: What wh...
    Yt: no.
    Al: but...
    Yt: no.
    Al: WTF?
    Yt: fine.

  • @MJFeehan24
    @MJFeehan24 4 года назад

    what youtube does this that they press a button, thinking it will solve everything, walk away, and then get confused when people get mad at them.

  • @MediaGhost_
    @MediaGhost_ 4 года назад +6

    0:10 mind sharing the artist who made this masterpiece?

  • @davestylehenry
    @davestylehenry 4 года назад +1

    I remember a youtuber that had his channel temporarily taken down by youtube for "impersonating himself"

  • @n_money1019
    @n_money1019 4 года назад +5

    This is happening to the greatest of people. Gradeaundera, and now Uncle Al

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 4 года назад +1

    Plot twist. All the Krusty Chronicles videos are just unreleased SpongeBob episodes, and then RUclips figured it out

  • @rj_c2571
    @rj_c2571 11 месяцев назад +2

    *OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!* I forgot about the episode of SpongeBob where Mr.Krabs sells *PUSSY IN A CAN*

  • @SameytheHedgie
    @SameytheHedgie 4 года назад +1

    We keep hearing this bull seemingly every other month
    I don't think RUclips is going to get better and they're just going to keep treating us like dirt. :(

  • @coolkai5603
    @coolkai5603 3 года назад +2

    i like how he says that HE MAY have been kicked out of the youtube monitazation team beacause of that spongebob scene
    then shows the scene

  • @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
    @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden Год назад +2

    In 2018, my whole channel got demonetized for the same reason, reusing content. Here in 2023, I’m still not eligible for monetization.

  • @funnifunk
    @funnifunk 4 года назад +2

    In the chaos of the world where everything is so complicated and weird and stressful, and you have no idea when something or someone you like will suddenly be outed as terrible (Smash Bros fan here.), this channel is just a place I can turn off my brain and just have some fun. Nothing more, just some good fun, and solid laughs. Thank you for that, sincerely.

  • @gmanreviews9320
    @gmanreviews9320 4 года назад

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY TOLD ME WHEN I TWEETED AT THEM ABOUT MY COPYRIGHT SITUATION!!! WHAT A JOKE!

  • @gabek1303
    @gabek1303 4 года назад +1

    Well, I'm glad you are still making content. I know I would freak out of that happened to me. Thanks for telling the story.

  • @thepeeglet
    @thepeeglet 3 года назад +1

    When 2021 RUclips never actually responds personally but just automated and think people are stupid:
    But when you look at old RUclips- it’s like freedom-

  • @supersubatomicsonicgenerat4688
    @supersubatomicsonicgenerat4688 4 года назад

    How can RUclips make such a terrible mistake like that

  • @xcalibills
    @xcalibills 4 года назад +1

    Voice acting so good, they thought it was original

  • @13ssbbfan
    @13ssbbfan 4 года назад +1

    The original content is getting so good RUclips can't tell if they're actual Spongebob episodes or not

  • @supersmashbro596
    @supersmashbro596 4 года назад +1

    i mean, don't you remember the actual episode of courage the cowardly dog where courage has to get laxatives for muriel to take a shit but he doesn't have any money so he shoots up los santos while screaming "the things i do for love!"

  • @TheAwesomeGN
    @TheAwesomeGN 4 года назад +1

    RUclips tried to cancel me!
    *Two weeks later* Mr.Krabs gets Cancelled

  • @eduardorpg64
    @eduardorpg64 4 года назад +2

    I felt so relieved when you said you got your monetization back. Sorry to hear that you almost lost your source of revenue :(

  • @kitty185_
    @kitty185_ 4 года назад +2

    fun fact: at first, youtube made bots that were DESIGNED to fail, so the bots could learn. it'd be much nicer to design good bots in the first place, but this is youtube we're talking about.

  • @meiyo9106
    @meiyo9106 4 года назад +1

    This just means your voices are so good that RUclips thought it was the original thing.

  • @_b1itzkri3g21
    @_b1itzkri3g21 4 года назад +1

    "Reusing content"
    I forgot the first episode of Donkey Kong Country featured Cranky's poop sock

  • @ajgameguy3674
    @ajgameguy3674 4 года назад +2

    RUclips, if mistakes like this happen so frequently, then maybe don't have a flawed review process that pretty much determines whether or not someone is gonna get put into the streets.

  • @jdleblanc188
    @jdleblanc188 4 года назад

    This same thing happened to LOADS upon LOADS of people on a VR game called Rec Room. Millions of people were logged out of their accounts.

  • @reyntime8735
    @reyntime8735 4 года назад +1

    I can’t believe we missed him writing the script for the next video

  • @ayyitstime7370
    @ayyitstime7370 4 года назад +1

    "This spoon is abnormally large"

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 4 года назад +1

    Wow. That's absurd. Sorry dude. Jeez.

  • @jimmyjumpcutdown1158
    @jimmyjumpcutdown1158 4 года назад +1

    No one:
    RUclips: Alright, Pin Head. Your time is *UP.*

  • @NCL238
    @NCL238 4 года назад +1

    I forgot that SpongeBob episode where Squidward makes the funniest meme and starts an OnlyFans, that episode was HUGE in my days

  • @rlinders9972
    @rlinders9972 2 года назад +1

    Aah, so this is the origin of the "If copyright claimed that means its canon" meme.

  • @baileybrewer1172
    @baileybrewer1172 4 года назад +1

    Glad you got that resolved! Hope you’re around here for a long while :)

  • @dyzaaster
    @dyzaaster 4 года назад

    your impressions are so good youtube thought you were the real deal

  • @Sebas-bs8uk
    @Sebas-bs8uk 4 года назад +1

    Uncle Al: You almost cost me my only source of income.
    RUclips: CaLm DoWn BrO iTs JuSt a MiStAkE!

  • @michaelbutler1619
    @michaelbutler1619 4 года назад

    Sorry about your situation, Al. RUclips can really suck sometimes. Good luck with the move. Try to stay healthy and sane.

  • @yobropoyo2805
    @yobropoyo2805 4 года назад +1

    I don’t think I can get through the month without your beautiful voice yelling canned coochie, glad you managed to pass through

  • @theemeraldsandbox5534
    @theemeraldsandbox5534 4 года назад

    Mistakes can make you stronger
    RUclips’s system:

  • @JackFoxtrotEDM
    @JackFoxtrotEDM 4 года назад

    That's the thing that gets me about people getting demonetized. They swear and show weird shit and the reason they demonetize them is for petty things like "reused content" or like literally two seconds of music.

  • @mattaoscorner
    @mattaoscorner 4 года назад +1

    They demonetized me too, though they never gave me a reason and never got back to me on any issues I tried to bring up to them.
    Any supposed "revenue" i made was never given to me in the first place, but it is the principle of the thing that Id like to know WHERE it went, ya know?

  • @greedyanimal3148
    @greedyanimal3148 4 года назад

    I think I know why. You're impressions are too good and Susan is like "mmmm no no"

  • @chariot2348
    @chariot2348 4 года назад +2

    Seriously, how tf is RUclips still a thing if it’s blatantly unfair like this.

  • @hellishproductions4472
    @hellishproductions4472 4 года назад +1

    Somehow, the random cow just makes this better.

  • @mikelatorre91
    @mikelatorre91 4 года назад +1

    The cow joke is clever af

  • @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031
    @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 4 года назад

    .................No one tries removing such glorious art like Uncle Al’s profile. NO ONE.

  • @skydiving8797
    @skydiving8797 4 года назад

    Good to know ya got your monetization. Also good to know you played DK for the lil cameo in the Jet Set Radio stream.

  • @adamparry2335
    @adamparry2335 4 года назад

    Oh that’s right, I nearly forgot about the episode of Jimmy Neutron where Hugh describes in detail how he accidentally conceived Jimmy.