THIS THING IS SLOWER THAN YOUR GRANDMA...(War Thunder Slowest Tank)
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
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War Thunder T95 gameplay. War Thunder Slowest Tank.
Also we'll talk about the latest APHE changes proposal by War Thunder Devs.
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Hey, the dev blog session should start for the next update. I wonder what they have in store, and if the leak list is correct.
wish you will get more videos man i watching your old ones again and again because you give me joy and your editing skills are fire thanks for your work
i think the APHE changes would be really bad. like if a tank only has a cupola weak spot, then good luck doing anything to it, especially if you can't flank it.
it would require a LOT of BR changes, and gaijin won't do that, or if they do, they will make a mess out of it. so no, it is not needed.
APHE now is balanced. it still requires skill to use
next video TAM 2C snuiping action pls
I'm still hopeful for a Benelux ground sub tree.
@@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 same
my grandma has no legs so this tank could probably beat her in a race
my granny is 6 feet under so maybe she couldn't race 🏎
I wouldn't bet on it
My grandma is in the ground
Mine died, so T95 is undoubtedly faster
Yeah but if she had wheels she would be a bike.
I will never understand the decision someone made in the 1940's to put a SINGLE SHERMAN ENGINE into the T95. Like I know the tank was only really meant for bunker busting and stuff, but holy hell you would think they would at least try and put an aircraft engine in it or something.
They could atleast put a b 17 engine like they have done for one, I forgot its name
@@amaurycap8034 it was the M6 Heavy Tank
@@itsfake1752 oh thx I forgot it
I read this in Cone of Arc voice
Oh, so t95 have a Sherman engine? That explains everything...
Why did they think it's going to be powerful enough
Dollar: "Gonna look destroyed from the front"
DESTRUCTION:
Missed opportunity to use the Austin Powers steam roller scene in the intro
That's true 😂
@@DOLLARplays As long as you realize your mistake and strive to do better =)
Lets me be honest i didn't think of it until i read this comment to (>..>)
Michael McDonald: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Or a Fish Called Wanda
That was me in the BT-7 (F32)... I was sure I had you Dollar... That AMX-10 was a party pooper
And it was the KV-2 ZIS-6 BTW... which was also me but I got deleted... I just love constant full uptiers
I'm not sure it's actually possible to kill the T95 with the F-32. You can immobilize it but idk if you can actually finish the job.
He was a party pooper, and you definitely had me there😂 count as a kill
@@russman3787he can with engine fire
@@_Pyrophoric_ every one hollering about the issues with this game, up tiers are my biggest issue....
Since you asked, Dollar, I voted yes on the proposed tests. I agree with you that realistic damage models should be the goal, and we've had these mini-nuke aphe rounds for too long.
I also voted yes because i like playing heavy thing and I think it's totaly stupid the fact that à shell do this damage
@@amaurycap8034 remember when the jumbo was 4.3 ?
@@hypoel1660 I think I didn't play the game at this time
Big mistake pall
I believe large APHEs will be mini nuke like before, this changes really only effect low caliber shells.
90 and 105mm US, 100,122,152mm Soviet and 88mm German, will kill ur turret crew(and possibly the whole tank) with a copula shot regardless.
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T95: I fear no tanks, but that thing "HEATFS" it scares me
Basically every heavy tank since they get matched againts cold war tanks with heatfs
Recoilless HEAT like the Japan Type 60 SPRG can also clap the front of T95
*slowly approaches in m47 105 laughing evily*
I love the lore behind the doom turtle. The T28/95 was designed to break thru the Siegfried line. It was literally just meant to drive straight thru the heaviest armed fortifications the Germans had. No strategy. Just a gun so big it could Kill ANY German Bunker/Tank and armor that made it immune to anything smaller than a naval gun.
And in the end just before it could be deployed a bunch of sherman jockies made it obsolete by using bull dozer blades to bury Axis tank traps then just drive over the man made hills they'd just created.
On an unrelated note. That last game was TEXTBOOK super heavy game play. You pick a spot and play it defensively. Force the enemy to waste time and tokens on YOU so your team can maneuver and flank. Map control is one of the hardest things to learn in War Thunder but its what wins games.
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That fight at the end with the AMX-10P was really cool to see, that was a great teammate :D
Yeah. A big cannon and thick armor for the tougher opponents, and quick mobility and machine gun for the weaker armor.
Once upon a time this Doom Turtle was a force to be reckoned with and a king of the battlefield if used right. These days in the age of overpressure, HEATFS proliferation, and ATGMs galore it has lost its charm sadly. It was a ton of fun back in the day.
Each time I take one apart I feel bad. It's like killing my own brother, from another mother, even if they're used for noobstomping lol
Except the majority of his deaths in this video were to aphe, and the t95 was never played heavily back in the day. It's always been niche.
Honestly I haven't died once from frontal pen, I don't even remember being damage... Mostly cupola and side shot deaths, but mostly cupola...
I think lates br changes really helped t95, you don't see HEAT rounds as often
@@DOLLARplays and you got lucky there was no conqueror on the enemy teams
All for any change that improves realism in damage model.
war thunder is not a realistic game. go play some other game if u want realism
@@hehhehhe9178 "Realistic" can mean many, can refer to different things, game itself is semi-realistic
@@hehhehhe9178nope. WT is realistic game. Bit broken but still realistic. You most likely swoped idea of realistic game with simulator games. WT is not simulator even in Sim battles mode. But it is realistic
When it comes to damage model it's the most realistic game out there. Well maybe GHPC have better damage model?🤔@hehhehhe9178
@@DOLLARplays Imo damage model should never be mentioned without also mentioning vehicle survivability. It takes 20 seconds to repair a barrel, 30 seconds to repair an engine in game, while it would take weeks for a professional team to repair it irl. Warthunder crew would fight to the last breath with 0 fear while irl crew usually bail if they get tracked.
The game itself artificially buffed survivability massively, and therefore realistic damage model would be too little damage and far too inconsistent (hence why no one likes playing british AP shells). Any change that introduce inconsistency in a game that is already so terribly inconsistent is a bad change.
APHE changes stated simply gives glorified AP to all vehicles, and if people hate AP now I don't see how they would suddenly like it then. War thunder is a good compromise between gameplay and realism, but realism should never come at a cost for gameplay since then it wouldn't be fun. Whats the point of a game that isn't fun?
I'd quite welcome the APHE changes but I think the community won't want it simply for the fact that APHE is the most consistently performing shell and Gajin is essentially asking the player base to change the one shell that isn't frustrating in its performance.
If they'd first make every other shell more consistent then I think the community wouldn't mind the APHE changes.
A good example was the FV 4002 shot you tanked. That HESH round was made to obliterate tanks like the T95 and IS-3 yet it barely did anything to you while hitting head on. That stuff shouldn't happen.
Yeah watching two (2) 183mm shells hit without killing just illustrates how incredibly terrible HESH is.
Realisticly no shell have consistent performance, they choose APHE because changing every other is a monumental task (for them) as is, plus its had to be done sooner or later anyways
@@K_Balu You really thought that argument through didn't you? they start by the one thing that'll divide the community the most instead of making every other shell perform more consistently and then nerfing the one shell that's overtuned.
What they need to fix is the barrel destruction. The ones in game are made of paper and get destroyed all the time. While in reality it was extremely rare. More often than not they would have been damaged due to hitting an object when driving rather than being shot.
@@ayuvir Hey its not my choice to begin with, they did it so say it to them
Still faster than my Ford Ranger
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We could race for pinks for whoever is slower. I have a Volvo 240 😍. Would be a pretty fun race lol
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The Enemy: It's getting closer, SLOWLY! Excelent video! I think i saw you playing Cargo Port a few days back. I was a Maus. Idk. Hope you the best from Argentina!
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the whole intro sequence was epic
hahaha love the viking tribe music on the swedish tank in the intro
The terrible max speed has an upside actually: unless you are driving through pothole or over cliffs, on flat ground the gun is basically fully stabilized. It almost doesn’t sway at all.
2:40 His face in the show was "WTF?" most of the time. Lmao Doll you are spot on with memes. I have said it since the first day I saw your stuff. My mom loves you humor and enjoys your videos as well. Keep being you my guy.
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Yeeaaahh... The whole "vote for what you want" thing... I'm pretty sure we've already seen how those work out with Gaijin. Everybody picks a thing, Gaijin says "You got it!", then proceeds to implement something nobody voted for.
I love your vids man, They’re so good❤👍
The last Match was one of the most exciting wt gameplay vids ive ever seen. Wow. That was AMAZING.
9:40 bro rly hesitated😂😂
Im gonna quote OddBawz on the vote, bc the summed it up perfectly imo: "I voted No, becuase i dont trust Gaijin"
Yes it'd be nice to have a more realistic APHE, but a lot of tanks would have to change BR and either Gaijin would ignore those needed changes or they're gonna screw it up in the usual Gaijin way.
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Spookston: *complains for having bad teammates*
Dollar: *complains for having good teammates*
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Still love these video intros. Hope you never stop doing them
Man I love your intros so much
The other day I literally had the time to die and make my way back to the city before my t95 teammate had...
Thing's so dumb, I love it.
I look forward to seeing how heavies and super heavies are affected by the APHA change (which I support). Hopefully they become something to be feared again.
Good stuff, DOLLAR.
Nice vid. At 13:36 Ya the T92 is a fun light tank. It is under-rated and gets a bit of a bad rap by most players but it is a fun sneaky little low profile tank. Only has 75 mm but it is still punchy enough and reloads faster than most things you encounter as a lot of what it faces has 85 to 90 mm. It is a good sniper tank and can still do well in towns cause of it's really low profile. People are not used to aiming that low to start with.
Reasons why I love insomnia is watching the videos as soon as they come out (it's 3am in Chile) greetings betty
Nice Video, was really fun to watch the 2C bis is by the way slower😂
That glorious save by a baguette, loved it!!
You need to revisit it shortly after the APHE changes that removed the cupola weakspot, Betty.
If they will go with APHE changes this is going to be my first choice 😉
@@DOLLARplays if aphe don't work after the change, bombs will be the next options
@@DOLLARplays if you think the t-95 will be crazy try the AMX-50 foche.
cant wait to see if the tortoise becomes useable
@@connivingkhajiit its crazy how much less afraid i was of it after i found that thing flat plate in the upper corner. Atleast if i had APHE.
My boy Dollar never desapoints 😂😂. Always with good quality videos
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I like what you said about the changes. No long going to be a 360° nuke after pen. Sounds nice
I just unlocked the T95 and got my first nuke with it and 3 or 4 matches that were close too
If you like heavy tanks this is the tank for you, feels like your armor matters like the good old times before we had all these modern vehicles at low BR
Man i love the intros keep it up
9:00 always funny when using a MG reminds the other person they have one too and instantly wrecks you instead
Just incase you forgot, the video starts here 0:01
Doesnt it start at 19:32?
THAT'S WHY IT LAST ONLY A SECOND TO ME THX DUDE
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Oh tanks I was looking for that moment for hours
Very usefull
>Dollar [T95]: "FEAR ME!"
>Enemy Team (repeatedly): "No."
>Dollar [T92]: "You have brought this upon yourself."
Damn, feels like the editing in this one is another step up in a long line of steps up.
I really like the idea of the APHE changes but... we'll see how it gets implemented. It's more 'realistic' and it would be objectively funny to watch the entire playerbase have to retrain itself on a new damage model where APHE isn't omnidirectional death. And it sounds like it could be a lot more fun, if they don't go too far in one direction and make everything a multipen slugfest where you're searching for the last crewmember.
Bros delusional lmao, ofc it will go too far cuz its gaijin, and there will never be fun changes implemented
2:45 those mg was an invitation to death 😂😂😂😂😂
Great video $, I really enjoy watching your videos!!
I voted "Yes" because there needs to be *some* change tested for APHE ammo, at least for smaller calibers and calibers with less than 250g of TNT or TNT equivalent. 250g+ should still act as a mini nuke though because no matter how fast it's going, a quarter of a kilogram of explosive confined in a thick steel shell can kill anything pretty far out when it goes off, let alone in confined space like a tank.
that intro is *chef's kiss
We won't get the changes... because lets face it, the trolls came out in force to vote no to even TESTING the changes on the dev server.
Terrified of a realistic change that might hurt their APHE.
A lot of people seem to have this idea that tanks have this super low survivability rate when most of that was due to ammo storage/layout and crew layout.
A good modern example are how T series tanks have been performing vs western tanks.
I'd like to have buffs to all the neglected ammo types but a good start is to rain in the only consistently over performing shell to be more realistic.
@@Lateraldamage yeah people who voted no consistently say that "aphe is the only consistent round". Sure, it is, except for maybe apfsds. But its consistent in being extremely overpowered in most cases. Whereas other rounds like AP and HEATFS, which are perfectly fine rounds, seem inconsistent in comparison because they require skill and precision on the users part. If theyre inconsistent, so is the shell.
But APHE is always going to deal damage.
That is-3 that killed you was a legend. The reason i watch these videos is to see people play other tanks, but most importantly learn the weak spots and tactics of others
I don't know if that shot is easily reproducible, but it's a great shot. With APHE is better to go for cupola
@@DOLLARplays i can never get a cupola shot to actually kill anyone anymore, could be because i use aphebc? Or more likely a skill issue for me haha. Loved the video though!
That is the first time in my whole life I see a gaming company opening votes to decide if they make a major update at a game. I liked that.
But I really think uptiers will be impossible to play if this new changes become reality
The vote is to TEST it even, then another vote to implement or not
That's how it should be
@@xeon39688 Yes of course, you're tottaly right. I really want a big update in WT, and I think this is it. But I really can't trust Gaijin for doing the BR changes in a efficient period of time before a crazy lot of people stop playing the game because is unplayable.
ALex Jones transition into the Tiny T92 is Comedy Gold.
2 am, just about to go to sleep and I refresh my RUclips. Saw dollar post, sighed, I always have to give dollar a watch 👌
From my 1 minute Google search:
Average male walking speed is 8 km/h, so slightly slower than the tortoise
lmao that opening skit got me, ngl
I love how the intro took so long it overlapped the opening title music LMAO
0-60 whenever
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More like any minute now
I always love the synthwave montages!
Nice video dollar, love the content, playing and watching 7.0 to reserve is always really fun, keep going dollar don't give up
3:13 i thought he gonna put Girls und Panzer scene with T95 detached track
I have a video-series idea: You could play strictly in different playstyles with some basic rules. For example a video would be sniping, with the rule you can only move at the edges of the map, and try to kill as many tanks as possible from as far as possibe. In another video you could play very agressive where you always have to move towards the enemy, and you are not allowed to hide or camp. In another style you could play around the objectives, with the only goal to capture and defend the zones. I'm sure there are many more interesting playstyles. What do you think?
meh you know DAMN well gaijin isn't gonna make good br change so what we'll be left with is either all APHE vehicle get borked or bunch of broken lineup
I was going to say no but I think your the only one who actually described and showed what the changes will do I I 100% agree
It can't be slower, my grandma is still, the world goes around my grandma
i need the APHE changes in my life
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Crazy how this beast is snappy when turning but struggles to move in a straight line.
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The APHE really NEEDS a serious rework since its the only viable (and borderline broken) round to use.
But giving the track record of Gaijin its not going to turn out well, also if they do these changes then they HAVE TO buff the solid shots and finally fix the HESH rounds.
one of the best intro again
thing about wanting more realism in terms of shot is that war thunder needs to realize they need to make the map sizes realistic make them bigger to more replicate accurate distance tank battles.
Master Betty, your video notification woke me up. The evil council is now after my sleep
The gun on the T95 is actually my favorite gun in the US tech tree, that thing is a monster. Amazing ballistics, the APHE is deadly, and the reload isn’t bad. It also just feels good shooting in the move because you’re going so slow anyway.
Yeah, the shells are like mini nukes . Very strong gun💪
By far funny ASF vid both jubilation and wtf moments love it 🤣
Common things happen to ultra slow heavy tanks: in a good team, you can miss all the actions by being slow; in a bad team, you can still get a lot of damage in the target rich environment before they all ganged up on you, track you, destroy your guns, and then you will explode after they repeatedly hitting you hundreds of times from all angles. 😂
DOLLAR vids always make the day better ❤
RUclips learns what I want to watch, truly a piece of art
Maaaan. I really loved this video. Just awesome gameplay!
2:39 "you have allerted the turtle"
i think the change is good. cupula shots shoudnt be so damaging. but some tanks need a br change if it is implemented
Br changes definitely will be needed
I voted yes because those who play in South America play with high ping and in this case we have almost 2 seconds of difference in reflection and since the gajin is blocking areas of the map with red zones, it is not possible to camp us and in terms of reflection we are at a disadvantage so people are using more heavy tanks like t95 to play but its weak point is still a huge problem because everyone always shoots at the hatch and this is being harmful for those who play with worse ping
Great video! But I can't add my vote to the poll and I don't understand why, the time limit hasn't even been reached...
The guy who made me start playing warthunder. Best videos. Also u need to try the zsu 37. Hig pen low br
Dollar, we need video with Dicker Max, Nashorn and Emil)) you know what to do, homie!
I got this tank 2 day ago, because I’m farming American tanks with T29 and this tank is sometimes goat and sometimes hell💀
And then there's the 2nd slowest. French 2c and 2c bis
I really like the new intros
I love the T95! It’s one of my go to vehicles in my 7.0 lineup.
@ 16:48 - 17:00 They call this maneuver, the "Turtle Shuffle"