THE KUNG FU PROPERTY AGENT

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 483

  • @freshboi3893
    @freshboi3893 4 года назад +284

    This dude just smeared his body acid on the *cement scape* floor with exposed bare skin and tells everyone no need to change it.
    *Persuasion at it's finest* .

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +11

      gotta keep the scent fresh

    • @codachara3256
      @codachara3256 4 года назад

      Wait i don't get it pls explain to me ;

    • @XiaoKyonko
      @XiaoKyonko 4 года назад +6

      eh you never listen ah, they have E P O X Y coating hor. You got too distracted by his hyAH HYAH kung fu skills?

  • @riliryrimaddyvia9630
    @riliryrimaddyvia9630 4 года назад +132

    Atleast he didn't force us to take 1 hour with grandpas and Grandmas in a place to talk about how to make more ways to scam us

  • @aquamanzano
    @aquamanzano 4 года назад +418

    Person dislikes video 6mins ago.
    "At least he has notifications on."

    • @theoneidiot5575
      @theoneidiot5575 4 года назад +11

      u copy that comment didnt ya tsk tsk ur faker than yeezes in india

    • @redindianmafiaguy826
      @redindianmafiaguy826 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @PLOOPYSLAYER
      @PLOOPYSLAYER 4 года назад +4

      TheOneidoit lol u also copied that comment

    • @aquamanzano
      @aquamanzano 4 года назад

      Copies everywhere XD

    • @hen8434
      @hen8434 4 года назад

      If u can't come up with a proper original sentence without copying then shhh just enjoy the vid

  • @Hftrfryvutbgjbjyb
    @Hftrfryvutbgjbjyb 4 года назад +116

    I like how sushii doesn't care if he gets demonetized

  • @PhotoshopShopCS6
    @PhotoshopShopCS6 4 года назад +567

    SneakySushii gonna reach 100k soon, hope he does a girlfriend reveal

  • @devonchristopher5837
    @devonchristopher5837 4 года назад +349

    This is the anti-mainstream youtuber that SG need.
    Anyway u just earned a sub 🙃

    • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
      @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 4 года назад +5

      Mainstream? Tf? There are like 600 million similar RUclipsrs to him. No offence. He doesn't even need video ideas, he just takes the hottest things and makes fun of it. No offence Sushii, but there are like a thousand RUclipsrs who have the same type of channel as him.

    • @devonchristopher5837
      @devonchristopher5837 4 года назад +29

      @@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 i mean like in SG. Cause SG youtuber don't usually do stuff like Sushik

    • @hanquokka9544
      @hanquokka9544 4 года назад +19

      @@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 "Thousand" is not that much if you compare to the millions of creators on this platform. Go ahead and name another SG youtuber who has the balls to make this kind of video, I'll wait.

    • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
      @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 4 года назад +1

      @@hanquokka9544 Balls? You don't need big balls to make this kind of video.

    • @karu3955
      @karu3955 4 года назад +7

      @@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 Obviously you're one of those typical haters for any youtube channels ever existed, Go find a SG youtuber for me where they don a ppe and ordered a piece of panty online to show it to their subscribers. I will wait or you're gonna ghost me like after losing in our previous debate, L.

  • @枫叶-d9g
    @枫叶-d9g 4 года назад +24

    I saw him filming this out the window of my hdb and my immediate reaction was: “hellopolis”

  • @jane5400
    @jane5400 4 года назад +301

    I’m currently having an online lecture and here I am 😭😭😭

    • @lynnben658
      @lynnben658 4 года назад +14

      At nearly 9pm
      Highest likes ever which is 5

    • @person8987
      @person8987 4 года назад +6

      you can leave and say you have wifi problems... Jk don't

    • @kalistalangley3158
      @kalistalangley3158 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @jane5400
      @jane5400 4 года назад +1

      @@lynnben658 yeah my uni uses and abuses their students 😭✨

    • @lynnben658
      @lynnben658 4 года назад +2

      @@jane5400 Damn at 9pm, some of my classmates are alr sleeping lol

  • @Ballbuster1000
    @Ballbuster1000 4 года назад +20

    This *bright and shiny* property agent is gonna show us the *glorious luxurious* unit. This video seems so *familiar* . Can't wait to see what Ryan is gonna *concoct* .

  • @ws5080
    @ws5080 4 года назад +19

    To be fair, his expression is exactly how I think his kung-fu moves will be.

  • @zachary6747
    @zachary6747 4 года назад +9

    Sushi can literally make anything uninteresting entertaining

  • @shoner6962
    @shoner6962 4 года назад +189

    Yo whats the background music when he first enters the scene at the start

  • @sabesan1585
    @sabesan1585 4 года назад +78

    Imagine sushii tries low balling these property agents

  • @solejason9751
    @solejason9751 4 года назад +20

    I still prefer Chris from the other video, where he had an inception-like dream and is secretly a wizard HAHA

  • @CL-yo3xw
    @CL-yo3xw 4 года назад +50

    Cb, his commentary skills are amazing HAHAHAHA

  • @weidaong9575
    @weidaong9575 3 года назад +2

    bruv, amazing content. Earned yourself a new sub tonight, keep up the good work

  • @ChonkyMochaCat
    @ChonkyMochaCat 4 года назад +27

    When coronavirus spot him, the coronavirus will sweat profusely

  • @FunksyenSg
    @FunksyenSg 4 года назад +11

    Sunshine garden will never be the same again bcos the kung fu master has blessed its area.

  • @seraphimishere
    @seraphimishere 4 года назад +22

    Chris be crying at how he lost to this new shifu

  • @ronnnnnhaha
    @ronnnnnhaha 4 года назад +13

    plot twist: sushi kor kor actually meant and loved everything he said and saw

  • @htiaf
    @htiaf 4 года назад +11

    Every other property agent better be taking down notes of these *exciting* techinques

  • @anishkrishnan566
    @anishkrishnan566 4 года назад +123

    20 dislikes?? This is madness!! Do you now what we do to dislikers of sushi?
    We kick him
    We punch him
    Hiya hiya

    • @speedy8018
      @speedy8018 4 года назад +5

      its autogenerated

    • @honeydhydra3925
      @honeydhydra3925 4 года назад +7

      Because there's no "love" button

    • @ding24_
      @ding24_ 4 года назад +2

      Maybe they chicken out lah!!

    • @theboi1445
      @theboi1445 3 года назад

      XDDDD LMAO

  • @bluehipposs
    @bluehipposs 4 года назад +2

    Ryan must be kicking the competition away

  • @RemusReddragon87
    @RemusReddragon87 4 года назад +2

    I fucking love sushi's editing style....
    Its fucking entertaining 🤣

  • @NicholasKit
    @NicholasKit 4 года назад +1

    Congrats on 101k sushi, you deserve it all!

  • @chavezchavo
    @chavezchavo 4 года назад +3

    This warms the cockles of my heart.

  • @ivegotajarofdirt1534
    @ivegotajarofdirt1534 4 года назад +10

    This is called business and bullying and force and outnamuvered
    Sushi's heart gets taken so easily like come on man

  • @defectivepikachu4582
    @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +6

    Ip Man 5: room flat

  • @isaacyeo5890
    @isaacyeo5890 4 года назад +6

    no mortal being can match his level of kung fu mastery

  • @leishmanj1680
    @leishmanj1680 4 года назад +6

    what ?? sneaky sushii is evolving? sneaky sushii has evolved to lvl 100 wing chun boss ip man

  • @ansonchan83
    @ansonchan83 4 года назад +59

    this kung fu master is bad, I still like chris from highpark residences more

  • @rowanwhat
    @rowanwhat 4 года назад +2

    sushii's vocab is legendary

  • @elvi1110
    @elvi1110 4 года назад +2

    *”concoct”*

  • @Jelliemeetsyuki
    @Jelliemeetsyuki 4 года назад +3

    🤣🤣I am probably one of the rare few who don't feel anything from those weird noises haha.
    Jokes aside the apartment does look pretty good.

  • @riliryrimaddyvia9630
    @riliryrimaddyvia9630 4 года назад +15

    Anyone else thinks this property agent sounds like a overated toy reviewer.

  • @theadvisor5459
    @theadvisor5459 4 года назад +2

    The beginning of the video made me wonder how tf is sushi going to act in a relationship
    I ve never laughed so hard in my life

  • @jane5400
    @jane5400 4 года назад +17

    Waittt did sushi get his eyebrows threaded HAHAHHA

  • @oni8337
    @oni8337 4 года назад +1

    sarcastic sushii at his best

  • @qentics
    @qentics 4 года назад +1

    I could watch your videos all day, keep up the great work :)

  • @shazuna484
    @shazuna484 4 года назад

    That coke ad got me. I was like NO AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PLS . Until I saw Ryan's face on the logo hahahahaha

  • @s1mplicity741
    @s1mplicity741 4 года назад +2

    Even jun xiong and the dude which did a LitTlE aNkLe bReAkEr and the dude which did the epic parkour move righ into the police felt out maneuvered by this insane kung fu sales man

  • @irimelon
    @irimelon 4 года назад +3

    mr kung fu property agent puts the sunshine in sunshine garden 🤧💗

  • @B.xrnicx
    @B.xrnicx 4 года назад +7

    sushi kor kor is having too much fun with the green screen lmao

  • @rayse70
    @rayse70 4 года назад +2

    Yea, that guy definitely looks like a Ryan all right.

  • @bryantyong111
    @bryantyong111 4 года назад +1

    This guy is good at making jokes

  • @_XQYN
    @_XQYN 4 года назад +2

    Imagine getting forced to buy houses
    .
    But you forced him to buy your plans
    Stonks

  • @reset795
    @reset795 4 года назад

    Your about to hit 100k , been here since 40k , keep your entertaining video up 😂

  • @sheesh-n1s
    @sheesh-n1s 4 года назад +1

    Yo sneakysushi you made my day,I was sad now you you made me happy

  • @jawbeater
    @jawbeater 4 года назад

    HAHAHA! Dude, Im so happy to come across your channel. You just got a new subscriber bro!

  • @jax5821
    @jax5821 4 года назад +13

    IMMEDIATELY HERE

  • @tareginda
    @tareginda 4 года назад +3

    How do you do this without laughing out loud 🤣

  • @gooyin8973
    @gooyin8973 4 года назад

    At least he got your attention to feature him. Successful enough.

  • @_XQYN
    @_XQYN 4 года назад +1

    Sushi do be just vibing with his sweaters

  • @flochgiovanna1346
    @flochgiovanna1346 4 года назад +1

    Editing has gone up a lot, hope you reach 100k subs soon

  • @Dude_ming
    @Dude_ming 10 месяцев назад +1

    I live at the block next to this new hdb

  • @teo3976
    @teo3976 4 года назад

    LOL BRO YOU’RE FKIN HILARIOUS I LOVE UR CHANNEL

  • @stillchillc7090
    @stillchillc7090 4 года назад

    The property agent that would punch ur face if u don't buy the house

  • @limjoosim9692
    @limjoosim9692 4 года назад +1

    He is Kung Fu Panda but a property agent and punching the buyer every 3 seconds but I highly doubt someone would buy the house ;-;

  • @_Quintus
    @_Quintus 4 года назад +2

    First a dramatic property agent and now a kung fu one. What's next? An agent that only uses haiku?

  • @cutebearz
    @cutebearz 4 года назад +3

    Ok the ending scene made me subscribe

  • @naf2998
    @naf2998 4 года назад +1

    This is not kong fu
    this is Kong Fool

  • @ShaunHow
    @ShaunHow 4 года назад +1

    Hyah hyah
    Uncle Roger : Haiyah

  • @AHDananaz
    @AHDananaz 4 года назад

    got bamboozled to subscribe with ur outro.... damn this kungfu guy is something

  • @juRa6077
    @juRa6077 2 года назад

    I lost it at "dance of the mermaid" 😄

  • @youngthepro3052
    @youngthepro3052 3 года назад

    8:14 I was laughing till I wheezed

  • @Katie_6
    @Katie_6 5 месяцев назад

    because of sushi, i keep learning new sublime words everyday... and now I am no more a plebien. I'm so EXCITED

  • @illuminuz
    @illuminuz 4 года назад

    This is some legit display of Dark Hadou level sales techniques we're witnessing.

  • @weiwenwwe2066
    @weiwenwwe2066 4 года назад +1

    No one can beat alpha master Jun Xiong
    We kick him, we punch him, for the sake of meowvinnnn

  • @farhanazahari4195
    @farhanazahari4195 4 года назад

    Your expressions each time ! Hahahah hilarious !!!!! Liked

  • @Kovan98
    @Kovan98 4 года назад

    Property agent that knows kung fu is Ryan Low but a chef that knows kung fu is named Jack Kitchen

  • @DCLOVESGOD365
    @DCLOVESGOD365 4 года назад

    Is he trying to make an ad for kids? I mean seriously, he’s like the parent that tries to act cool in front of their child’s friends.

  • @leooh29
    @leooh29 4 года назад

    Anyone would fall for that....enthusiasm. Take all my money!

  • @Eden2519_
    @Eden2519_ 4 года назад

    Had a horrible morning and this was the first thing I saw in class
    This perhaps made my morning a little better, thanks Sushi

    • @desireetoh
      @desireetoh 4 года назад +1

      Lol out of topic but live the pfp

  • @jokpop9302
    @jokpop9302 4 года назад

    Really love your videos XD Fresh and hits in another way, I can't stop laughing helps XD

  • @andreasng3182
    @andreasng3182 4 года назад

    'hiah hiah" wah sushi is really one of the funniest youtubers

  • @p01104
    @p01104 4 года назад

    i like how we are still not over concocting meals hahahhahaha

  • @siang076
    @siang076 4 года назад

    To be fair to the house, the backsplash of the kitchen looked great!

  • @putohchua3941
    @putohchua3941 4 года назад

    Jackie Chan is actually quivering in fear

  • @ijustdab5848
    @ijustdab5848 4 года назад

    Ip man 5: Selling property with real Kung fi

  • @adamzahin10
    @adamzahin10 4 года назад

    Plot twist:He wasnt being sarcastic

  • @SrChalice
    @SrChalice 4 года назад +1

    This guy has single handily destroyed the myth that all Asians knows Kung Fu. 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @vitamc1213
    @vitamc1213 4 года назад

    Is this the funniest channel on RUclips? I think it might be a contender!

  • @repwashere
    @repwashere 3 года назад +1

    He (Ryan) legit looks like the one teacher from my school 😂

  • @hanji3449
    @hanji3449 4 года назад

    This poor guy is probably not paid enough...

  • @xiaoming2799
    @xiaoming2799 4 года назад

    You r LITTERLY underrated

  • @frogs1341
    @frogs1341 4 года назад

    the absolute ALPHA

  • @jadelee3248
    @jadelee3248 Год назад

    I’m so dead now watching your wow videos🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @Catsdrivingatruck
    @Catsdrivingatruck 4 года назад +1

    The fact tat the advertisement I had on this video is about a property

  • @alfredang18
    @alfredang18 4 года назад

    Literature teachers reading a normal story book be like-

  • @thecalicos
    @thecalicos 4 года назад

    now heeyah heeyah stuck in my head

  • @blueishgreyskies
    @blueishgreyskies 4 года назад +1

    I got a landed property ad on this vid at the start ;-;

  • @nats3160
    @nats3160 4 года назад

    from cringy property seller to kung FU property agent this is evolving

  • @dhcnejducnsn1575
    @dhcnejducnsn1575 4 года назад +1

    no one gon talk abt 1:18? chou chu kang??? its choa chu kang

  • @jessstrysvlogging
    @jessstrysvlogging 2 года назад

    loving the carrot hoodie

  • @apes2426
    @apes2426 4 года назад

    i literally contacted the person to share this video

  • @ayanohanesaki80
    @ayanohanesaki80 4 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YEAHHH Legggooo man. Hyah Hyah HYAHHHH

  • @vent2s
    @vent2s 4 года назад

    Sales increases by 200%

  • @junjeans10
    @junjeans10 4 года назад

    *intense naruto song playing in the background while kung fu man does kung fu at peak*

  • @Tikii
    @Tikii 4 года назад

    *the way he punches really got me*

  • @screamingguy1193
    @screamingguy1193 3 года назад

    Shi fu looks like he hasn't gone through ns yet