"you should never ult your wife" is such a banger Never mind just got to the best joke ever "she's got butter on her shoes, they call her butter shoes cause she's got butter on her shoes"
had my first cosmic crisp a few weeks ago and i got mad because they were just honeycrisps that costed more. idk what i was expecting but needless to say my trust in NL has dropped to zero
Starts with granny smith shit talking. That shit is perfect for apple pies, crisp, candied, etc. Raw Granny Smiths are sour, but when they're cold, it's like a tangy refreshment. When they're hot, they become sweet and tangy. Also, they're pretty cheap. Best cooking apple and top tier sour fruit.
It’s impossible to talk about granny smith without shit talking because Granny Smiths are shit. It’s a boorish, unsophisticated apple, whose presence in apple culture dilutes the essence of what makes an apple an apple. They say green is the color of envy, and it’s no surprise that an apple as lackluster as the Granny Smith is known for its viridian hue.
Librarian, you freak! NL just needs to put his toes outside his door for you to concoct another 10h special 🤣 Love you brother, keep up the good work 😄
This is an excellent troll. Releasing a best of NL August video in the middle of November and starting out with an absolutely schizophrenic attack on the entire concept of sour apples. I’ll skip around to see how dedicated you are to this bit.
Very first clip, sorry but Honeycrisp blows every other type of apple out of the water, nothing else comes close to the feeling of biting down into the skin of a Honeycrisp. Damn I want apples now
Literally just did a comparison Red Delicious:Cosmic Crisp:Pink Lady; Red Delicious is anything but, Cosmic Crisp is good, for about a week after you buy them, then the skin becomes leathery, Pink Lady is still good, and I got them in early October
Bramleys are the only decent apples. Granny Smith is sour and bland, honey crisp, all the deliciouses, and pink ladies are mushy and wayy too juicy, like just eat a pear, haters.
It goes against all my morals to defend a swede, but as a Scandinavian, I understand their situation, although I do not support it. Imagine you're a parent, and you come home from work. You planned the dinner yesterday and defrosted the exact amount of meat needed for dinner, because you know how much everyone usually eats. Then you see that your kid has a friend over, and you're like "Damn, if he's invited to the table, then everyone gets less to eat, and might go hungry, because I didn't plan to have leftovers." Now, the way you're supposed to do it, you ask the guest if they want to join you for dinner, and they're supposed to say "No thanks, I'm not that hungry." and if you have enough food, you'll insist, and they'll eat a portion, but if you don't have enough, you'll just let it go. We have social norms for a reason, so we don't look bad to people within the same society, and now people make fun of Scandinavians for not feeding our guests. A travesty indeed
Sure, one more librarian vid before bed
Ah yes, 10 hours of productivity. Thank you, Liberian for helping all of us send emails and stuff.
This is too real
Librarian nationality just dropped
lock in boys!
thank you Libertarian for the video
this genuinely helped lol my desk is clear
perfect length for my 10 hour lunch break
Thanks for the 10 hour (background noise so I don't have to hear my own thoughts) librarian, thank you
+2
The glorp speaks to me
CAUGHT
I'm locking in. Single monitor. Good Posture. No Distractions. See you in 11 hours.
6 hours into this video and Librarian drops 2 more back to back, each longer than the next. Im so cooked
I know right???
YT frogs when there's more months in the year
On the month of August NL averaged 30 bits, 9 strawmans, and 7 dles on 20 minute playing time
“He’s probably spinning the yarn about Vitamin C” is still one of the best 3rd party observation of NL yet
thank you for this joi (director's cut)
10hr joi is CRAZY
(Joke Off Instruction)
I NEED the full 24-hour version 🙏
watching this makes me realize that i miss lethal company i hope they play it again soon
Ive been missing lethal for a while :(
"you should never ult your wife" is such a banger
Never mind just got to the best joke ever "she's got butter on her shoes, they call her butter shoes cause she's got butter on her shoes"
ah if only august 2024 was a movie
if only august 2024 was the extended cut of a trilogy of already long movies.
A 10-hour banger LFG
Lesbians feign gnosticism
Letourneau For Governer
Lemur Family Grift
Looking For Group
Live, Fuck, Glorp
We’re unemployed guys, of course we listen to 10-hour Librarian videos to drown out the deafening silence of our empty lives.
+2
We're employed guys, of course listen to 10-hour librarian videos to drown out the deafening noise of our empty work lives
@@demiposeidon +2
I have been craving the next ‘best of X month’ video so thank you so much for this
Best of the everything app month
@ Elon Musk strikes again 😞
For many reasons I haven't been able to watch as many videos recently but I can leave this on in the background and that feels great so thank you
26:42 this might be the most important segment in the history of streaming
had my first cosmic crisp a few weeks ago and i got mad because they were just honeycrisps that costed more. idk what i was expecting but needless to say my trust in NL has dropped to zero
i like them bc they’re gigantic but they’re just not that crunchy!!! zestars are so so perfect imo cosmic crisp overrated
they last a lot longer than honeycrisp and they also don’t bruise as easily. plus they taste good
You know it's about time that Ryan decided to put on his Venture industries jumpsuit and get back into super science
Starting off with the apple debate. Couldn't be better
Thanks!
"Best Moments"
*Looks inside
10 hours
Seems right
Starts with granny smith shit talking. That shit is perfect for apple pies, crisp, candied, etc. Raw Granny Smiths are sour, but when they're cold, it's like a tangy refreshment. When they're hot, they become sweet and tangy. Also, they're pretty cheap. Best cooking apple and top tier sour fruit.
It’s impossible to talk about granny smith without shit talking because Granny Smiths are shit. It’s a boorish, unsophisticated apple, whose presence in apple culture dilutes the essence of what makes an apple an apple. They say green is the color of envy, and it’s no surprise that an apple as lackluster as the Granny Smith is known for its viridian hue.
@@michaelhedge4826 +2 brother. Granny smith needs to go.
@@michaelhedge4826+2
@@michaelhedge4826 I disagree but +2 regardless
Many blessings to you, Librarian. The WFH community is singing your praises on this NL-less week 🙌🙌🙌
we will make it through the winter with this thank god
HOLY HELL, 10 HOURS?!?!? YOU'RE CRAZY
this was literally my exact reaction
I just watched the switch sports and rumbleverse supercut. Guess this is my next few days too.
Also love the thumbnail ❤
you saved my life librarian
Love that youre commissioning these custom thumbnails! Way to spread the joy
I commute over an hour to school, I love these long videos to have in the background.
Blessed be the librarian bringing forth another bounty. 🙏
10 hours NL JOI goes insanely *HARD*
thought this would be a good video to relax and play factorio to, then 6:41:57 came up. devastated.
I’m watching librarian drunk asf in hawaii. Lowkey crazy : shoutout NL
this video has one of the most pronounceable URLs I've ever seen
I’m so cooked I read the title and thought “sweet, clips from the past month.” It’s november.
6:22:32 He had no idea how right he was.
oh thank god. i watch your videos while building legos and my Grand Piano set just arrived.
Enjoyed it, thanks
granny smith is not just the best apple, its the best fruit
I feel like I’m dying every day
Strap in boys, were eating good today
Thank you for the sustenance Librarian, I owe you my life
eyyyy hrabb thumbnail! awesome
Librarian once again proving that he's really HIM
I had my first cosmic crisp last week, it's soooo good. I used to be a Cortland/Mcintosh guy but I'm converted now
week sorted thank you librarian
YOOOOO HRAB ART SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!
NL is the only bald dude who I was certain is older than me, but somehow he is not. I'm scared.
10????!?!?!?! 10 hours of straight juice! thank you librarian! thank you!
6:22:33 Aware
Librarian, you freak! NL just needs to put his toes outside his door for you to concoct another 10h special 🤣 Love you brother, keep up the good work 😄
*Sees that we are in November*
Wait this comp is August? You mean we got a couple more scrumptious entertainment trove in the back log?
thanks brother !
We're unemployed guys!, Of course we watch the 10 hour video in one sitting
My insomniac and depressed ass really needed that, thanks.
3hour in tragically hip mention, reppin' proud ryab.
Librarian, if I may, could I have where that rollercoaster picture came from during the Disneyland discussion? NL's face had me absolutely deceased.
most likely easiest place to find is twt
5:24:31 I did NOT expect a Walter Moers crossover on an NL stream, what the fuck
We love our little Librarian, don't we chat?
thank you king
10 hour compilation, is NL on another disney cruise?
yes
canada week
Thank you librarian 🙏
Thanks librarian. I'll watch this after i sleep tonight 😁.
the red delicious bait was HUGE
blesseth thee librarian
Absolute. Cinema.
Were Librarian guys, ofcourse we upload almost 11 hours of whitenoise
Palak is spinach fyi
you're insane librarian. Thank you.
7:24:29 The impression actually slaps once he gets into it. 🧿
*gasps* The Libler
This is an excellent troll. Releasing a best of NL August video in the middle of November and starting out with an absolutely schizophrenic attack on the entire concept of sour apples. I’ll skip around to see how dedicated you are to this bit.
praise you Librarian
i love you librarian
girl its november
We're Librarian guys, of course we're listening to every clip in this for the third time on our first watch!
love looking at the chat randomly because why did LarryDavidSuperFan say "spunch boib"
Very first clip, sorry but Honeycrisp blows every other type of apple out of the water, nothing else comes close to the feeling of biting down into the skin of a Honeycrisp.
Damn I want apples now
6:22:35 he knew
Holy steven suptic jumpscare
50:09 You can see the truck flying off in the distance
the steroids gym motivation argument actually makes a lot of sense to me right now
modern midlife crisis is such a banger segment
Thanks, Librarian
GOOD GOD, 10 hours?! Librarian, how long did this take to render???
Lil bro never heard of green apple + peanut butter
librarian you're an angel
3:05:15 I feel caught. I do still plan on moving from Canada to the EU though
34:20 is such a good scream
Literally just did a comparison Red Delicious:Cosmic Crisp:Pink Lady; Red Delicious is anything but, Cosmic Crisp is good, for about a week after you buy them, then the skin becomes leathery, Pink Lady is still good, and I got them in early October
NL after reading this: "Okay, okay, let's kill him, let's beat him to death with apples"
nl be like just buy them every weeks but dont you dare split a bag you should get arrested just eat 2 pounds of apples everyweek
taking it down in the comments as Luna said 🫡
Hey Librarian can you please make a mario party supercut that include any of the previous entries that theyve played?
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NL Left us but the librarian never does
Bramleys are the only decent apples. Granny Smith is sour and bland, honey crisp, all the deliciouses, and pink ladies are mushy and wayy too juicy, like just eat a pear, haters.
17:15 i love Steve sm
6:22:50
The voice from the outer world...
why does NL in thumbnail look like the postal guy if he didn't have hair
0% of these opinios matter in my country but yeah id play it the background while making my reports yeah
It goes against all my morals to defend a swede, but as a Scandinavian, I understand their situation, although I do not support it. Imagine you're a parent, and you come home from work. You planned the dinner yesterday and defrosted the exact amount of meat needed for dinner, because you know how much everyone usually eats. Then you see that your kid has a friend over, and you're like "Damn, if he's invited to the table, then everyone gets less to eat, and might go hungry, because I didn't plan to have leftovers." Now, the way you're supposed to do it, you ask the guest if they want to join you for dinner, and they're supposed to say "No thanks, I'm not that hungry." and if you have enough food, you'll insist, and they'll eat a portion, but if you don't have enough, you'll just let it go. We have social norms for a reason, so we don't look bad to people within the same society, and now people make fun of Scandinavians for not feeding our guests. A travesty indeed