Man good thing the listener character is cute! If it was me with my already receding hairline at 25, they'd have sold me off for like 5 bucks, and put me in some natural gas mine for the rest of what life id have inhaling the fumes. Lol Great audio! Thank you!
Meanwhile me "I'm worth that much?! I'm kind of flattered y'all think I'm worth that much. THE HELL YOU MEAN 700K? I'm worth like a bag of tacis. 1mil? Bro you high as hell if you think sm1 gonna buy me for that much."
ya know I just got dumped by my "yandere fiance" I realized I love crazy women...and this asmr really helps me get over her as a young adult who just hit 20
When you fell asleep first at the sleepover
Johnny fell asleep first at the sleepover so we sold him to a human trafficking ring 💀💀💀
@@JustABigDud classic prank. Silly Johnny fell for the oldest trick in the book
💀
Prank em john
@@scudthedisposableassasin1775 hey you already know
The way she compliments us like an animal is so lovely to hear
...
WHAT THE FU-
NAHHHH JIT DOWN UNDERGROUND
MAN IS DOWN ASTRONOMICAL
Manz is down bad horrendously astronomically
Bro is 6ft under 😂
"Entertainment purposes only! This is a work of fiction!"
Please, don't rub it in my face like that...
Gooner❤
?
London is blue 🔵
If the boys find me im done for
Ong
No 🧢
(TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING)
watch with the boys brah
If the boys find you then you ask why they’re here to and agree never to speak of it again. Worked for me
If the friend group finds this imma be fighting for my life in the gc 😭😭😭
Same
I'm suprised how I'm never getting bored to be kidnapped almost everyday :D.
Ikr 😂
Meh just a normal DITL of anyone who listens to ASMR rps
Kick the Chair mtf
Will this be a series? Because this is amazing so far!
Even if I listen to this 10 times or many more times to come, it still feels exciting to be bought this way
"Ten thousand?"
Me: Only ten thousand?
"That much? He's worth so much more!"
CUT THE CAMS
"Um maam"
"I'm not worried that you bought me"
"I'm worried that you got scammed"
"I think you got scammed 720k dollars"
Man good thing the listener character is cute! If it was me with my already receding hairline at 25, they'd have sold me off for like 5 bucks, and put me in some natural gas mine for the rest of what life id have inhaling the fumes. Lol
Great audio! Thank you!
5 bucks is kinda savage
“Ten thousand”
*gasp* IM MORE THEN THAT!!!
Meanwhile me "I'm worth that much?! I'm kind of flattered y'all think I'm worth that much. THE HELL YOU MEAN 700K? I'm worth like a bag of tacis. 1mil? Bro you high as hell if you think sm1 gonna buy me for that much."
If my friends find out I'm listening to this, they... won't be surprised, actually.
Here's to hoping she'd a mafiosa more akin to Giorno than to Diavolo.
ur so cool for using a jojo reference!
@@10khamon7 Thank ya! Groovy username!
If bros find out i'm cooked🗣🔥🔥
This is where the fun begins 🙂
IM NOT FOR SALE‼️
To bad.
@@ViolentsAudio BAHA 💀💀💀💀
@@eepyart ayo you good?
@@krilschuggingpils8295 it’s a laugh lol
Lol
"Ten thousand"
Oh damn 😮
"That much-
Oh 😢
-Hes morth more than that"
😮😊
Ah hell naw they made human trafficking legal!1!1
I googled my net worth and found out I’m worth $25.13
Tbh it’s a lot more than I expected
A great start! To whay I'm sure will be an excellent series!!!!! Loved this!!!!!!
Cant let the homies know am watching this
y-yes ma'am. I'm hers now
Yet again I come to delude myself of affections.
As do we all my friend, as do we all………
“Open the cell”
Cell from dbz
me: nah bro don't open the door i don't like the look in her eyes bro pls give me to the other porson.
Pls a part 2
I cant let my friends know i listen to stuff like this
Well… that definitely did not end ominous uncertainty.
Ma'am this is McDonald's, buy something from the menu or get out
yea no, if anything i’m gonna resist. i’m not even on sale 😔
Why she sound like she's half asleep the entire video
Cuz I only got time to record at night and tired as hell :3
@@ViolentsAudio Totally valid
WHAT DA HELL??!??!?! IM BEING SOLD?!?!!?!!? 🔥🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
Should I feel happy or fear for my life? 🤔
yay time to be a pet 😎
I'm already so in love with her ❤️😻😻😘
she doesnt know you exist you actual bafoon
Becoming the property of someone with power and a voice that makes you buckle at the knees in submission. Yes please 🖤🥴
ya know I just got dumped by my "yandere fiance" I realized I love crazy women...and this asmr really helps me get over her as a young adult who just hit 20
Love it! ❤
Hmmmm.....are you free to make a part 2?
2:38 thank you for the compliment but I’m worth like 2 Big Macs max
Damn I just got bought💀
😮 she scares me but I think she likes me so it’s ok…
Wow 700k and i didn't even have to go on bank robbing spree
I’m pretty sure this was outlawed in 1865
lovely ❤❤
Ok ok thus is good
We need part 2 what happend next
Is there any manga or manhwa like this?
Im worth 4 and a half lollypops
Nooooooo you are worth atleast 20 lollipops, 200 Hershey bars and 5000 king size Reese's cups.
Don't forget the .4 inch twizzler
@@brandoningle8825Shit, give me the Hershey Bars and Reese’s Cups, and I’ll come willingly, leave the lollipops.
I actually said “bark bark “when i saw this…I NEED HELP!!!ITS TO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not gonna lie I was offended by the 10,000 but 700,000? Like I think I'm worth 35-50 grand but 700,000? hellll nah
Boosted for Algorithym
I'm not opposed to being called her pet, but i do take great offense to being called an it.
please don't kill me :(
I'm hers then.
Part two
IM A GOOD BOY !
Lady if you want to buy me I cost a simple payment of $23.50 + tax for the poor if possible
HEY YOU CANT BUY ANOTHER MOBSTER
Part 2
Where I at ?
7grand I'm worth at least 1mil.
This shit just came out of thin sir
Why buy me?
F FOR F WHEN?!?!?!??
Webos *desaparece*
I’m free for you honey
Can you buy me? I'm free!
Is it just me or do anyone else? Just keep their mouth shut and don’t say anything at all
Yes, finally I'm the chosen one!!!!🗿
B..bu.. but I'm not for sale!