Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Demands You Take Care of Yourself (ASMR Audio Roleplay • Wholesome)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @VanillaVelvetAudio
    @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 года назад +236

    Looking for more audios like this one? Here are my top recommendations!
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    *Unmitigated Sass and Tsundere Vibes*
    🐱Yandere Neko and Kitsune Fight Over You🦊: ruclips.net/video/r7HFlL09Okw/видео.html
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    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 2 года назад +3

      8:50 is almost definitely why Listener married you! 😂

    • @shanardsmith5624
      @shanardsmith5624 Год назад

      I'm moments like these that make me glad we married her. Why did we break our promise to her?!

    • @Johnnyboy108
      @Johnnyboy108 5 месяцев назад

      No.

  • @quakstak4812
    @quakstak4812 3 года назад +3016

    if a woman gets mad to you for not taking care of yourself she's a wifey

  • @FelixLopez-u2v
    @FelixLopez-u2v 11 месяцев назад +44

    I like how she presents her argument as a list of facts. I have a lot of respect for a woman who uses data.

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos 2 года назад +253

    The fact that she’s very annoyed at you but still loves you and wants to take care of you is what makes her wife material. If you find a woman who does that for you, she’s a keeper.

  • @sonofccn
    @sonofccn 3 года назад +897

    Was a little on the edge on listening to this one or not. Wasn't exactly my normal scenario but I'm rather glad I did. Thought the wife managed to be angry while still clearly affectionate towards her lover. And beautifully conveying a loving familiarity. Things like the wife kissing their partner's "brain" then getting into an cute argument that "no, that's my skull" really does feel like something a husband and wife would playfully do.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +130

      That's totally understandable and I'm glad you gave it a chance anyway! I was honestly quite nervous that this audio would not be well received. I worried and fretted so much about striking the right balance between irritated and affectionate without falling into extremes; it's very easy to play bossy and come off too mean. I didn't want that to happen. Like, what a total turn off that would be for a comfort audio, right?
      So I'm really glad you liked it in spite of your initial misgivings! It's a relief to know this audio can win people over like that!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +8

      Same here.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +3

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio It was pretty good

    • @nickrue107
      @nickrue107 3 года назад +7

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio You see that’s the girlfriend I want one who does that and make sure that I don’t get too tired . I hope to find one one day

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +16

      The world is vast, my friend. Even if a partner like this bossy wife is one in a million, that means there are 8,000 others out there just like her. And I’d say, given all the snarky-but-loving girls I’ve known, she’s probably more like one in twenty! I’m confident you’ll find your person someday, even if it doesn’t feel that way now. 💖

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 3 года назад +404

    "Bed. *_NOW."_*
    Holy Crap, That Startled Me A Bit.😆

    • @kichiwas-hargan4775
      @kichiwas-hargan4775 2 года назад +13

      You should be startled considering that our wife is mad at us for not going to bed ever since.

    • @im_bored5388
      @im_bored5388 4 месяца назад +7

      Exactly like “ *YES MA’AM* 🫡”

  • @testbug2910
    @testbug2910 3 года назад +1605

    As soon as she asked "What day is it today?" I just thought:
    Please don't be an anniversary
    Please don't be an anniversary
    Please don't be an anniversary
    "...it's friday night."
    *Large exhale* Dodged a bullet there
    Anyway great video
    Keep up with the amazing work

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +321

      I think if it'd been an anniversary, there would have been champagne and cheeseburgers in bed or something to tempt the listener away from work. This particular bossy wife does not seem like the type to wait for someone to make the first move to celebrate ^^
      And thank you, I will!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +5

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio HAAA

    • @Jazper_IsSilly
      @Jazper_IsSilly 2 года назад +5

      I know how feels :’)

    • @carlthelongshoreman1979
      @carlthelongshoreman1979 2 года назад +7

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio CHAMPAGNE AND CHEESEBURGERS? MY KINDA DATE

  • @Oki09
    @Oki09 3 года назад +630

    Wife: "it's near midnight go to sleep!"
    Me *a doctor*: "Pfft- Med school trained me for sleep deprivation"

    • @serkioyt
      @serkioyt 3 года назад +65

      Me, a weeb: pff... pathetic, I stay awake 87/24
      (It's a joke, don't take it personally please, I absolutely love and respect your work)

    • @luketroftgruben788
      @luketroftgruben788 3 года назад +11

      @@serkioyt Me a Nurse: Pfft, Yall are both idots. Listen to your wife.

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 года назад +24

      *chuckles in not having a medical profession (yet) but still being sleep-deprived because I'm too lazy to sleep*

    • @chaosdemon6454
      @chaosdemon6454 2 года назад +14

      @@luketroftgruben788 as the son of a nurse, I can confirm, sleep is REQUIRED for them to human properly

    • @Drac0blade16
      @Drac0blade16 2 года назад +18

      @@Higgy867 *Laughs in Navy until it stops becoming laughter and turns into crying*

  • @RetechDragonflame
    @RetechDragonflame 3 года назад +384

    Yass, the sass.
    The brain talk and random "I could use a brush up on my morse code" are exactly my type of humour.
    Very well played out too, as always. Starting to run out of original compliments to shower you with.
    Also was playing Monster Hunter and random noises of video about to premiere threw me for a loop for a moment.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +36

      Glad you enjoyed it! Those were adlibs, actually, and I'm so happy you liked them. 😁

  • @Coppernail67
    @Coppernail67 2 года назад +42

    I love this video. This wife is a keeper. Very caring and loving and concerned, but I love how funny her sassy yet witty banter is. So sir do not be lost to her. Take better care of yourself

  • @DJ-mp3vb
    @DJ-mp3vb 3 года назад +205

    Self care by force is excellent and exactly the niche I have been looking for. Well done 👌

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +33

      lol thank you! Glad to hear this hits the spot!

    • @DJ-mp3vb
      @DJ-mp3vb 3 года назад +9

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio you're welcome, and it absolutely does, I'd love to see more on this theme!

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 3 года назад +64

    Normally I don't really like bossy characters but this one offers the right balance of being bossy and caring. Also I love the part about being a young widow with too many cats.

  • @lorenhikaru
    @lorenhikaru 3 года назад +139

    Her: take care of yourself! GRR!
    Me, a freshmen with 12+ assignments that are WAY overdue: okie ^^

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +55

      lol do I have to do another audio that's "Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Teaches You to Stop Procrastinating"?

    • @PartehKing
      @PartehKing 3 года назад +14

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio ... Another?

    • @mattando8044
      @mattando8044 3 года назад +6

      Yes,please.

    • @sussyclown3456
      @sussyclown3456 3 года назад +7

      Me a junior in a career school with 8+ coding assignments missing

    • @enderdragonvil
      @enderdragonvil 3 года назад +7

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio ............yes?

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 3 года назад +57

    From one ASMRtist to another, this is TOP TIER and QUALITY. Enunciation sounds very natural, usage of diction is advanced yet believable, and scenario is written in such a way that it's believable and yet can take the listener out of a real situation and feel present in the audio. Excellently done!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +8

      This is such a fantastic comment, thank you so much! (And btw, your Solid Snake audio? Can I just say FLAWLESS?)

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 3 года назад +3

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio AAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH IT GOT SUCH LITTLE ATTENTION SO THIS KIND OF COMPLIMENT MEANS SO MUCH

  • @DANIEL-ee6vk
    @DANIEL-ee6vk 3 года назад +101

    She's Bossy,Sassy BUT such a Lovely wife :D

  • @luminous_8567
    @luminous_8567 3 года назад +18

    I love the perfect blend between wholesomeness, sass, and the hints of comedy, It all comes together really well!

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva 3 года назад +96

    This is amazing. You’re enunciation of the lines, your tonal change, and your delivery, it’s all fantastic! Incredible job!
    - Lots of love from me and Wario

  • @spoon2389
    @spoon2389 3 года назад +664

    “You promised me you’d be in bed by ten o’clock and now it’s, hmm let me check, oh a quarter past eleven”
    Why you gotta make spoon do math, just say it’s 11:25!

    • @king_of_idiots9070
      @king_of_idiots9070 3 года назад +45

      I think spoon means 11:15, because an hour is 60 minutes, not 100

    • @imgay5306
      @imgay5306 3 года назад +29

      @@king_of_idiots9070 I’m fairly sure they were adding on to their joke /nm

    • @hawk5394
      @hawk5394 3 года назад +18

      LORD SPOON

    • @spork6306
      @spork6306 3 года назад +43

      math is hard for spork

    • @jhonnysite_3014
      @jhonnysite_3014 3 года назад +7

      Oh i found another one

  • @codygrooms7713
    @codygrooms7713 3 года назад +118

    This audio was perfect. To a point it actually hurt really badly in my heart when it ended. Like physical unbearble pain. Clenching my chest from how much it felt like my heart was crushed. Which in a way feels refreshing. Like theres finally something that made me feel pain. Instead of being empty all the time. I hope one day I do find a loving wife like this. A wife that would crush my heart if I ever lost her. Bc its better to die with something to lose than with nothing to lose.

  • @tianova4649
    @tianova4649 Год назад +8

    Fantastic job! This is my first Vanilla Velvet video. Your performance of this role was perfect! Gentle_Yi's script and your performance and adlibs were great together. Reminds me very much of my relationship with my own wife. I think your tone really met the balance of "I'm serious, don't brush me off" and "We can keep this light, it doesn't have to be an argument" that the script was going for. I look forward to listening to more of your work!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  Год назад

      Glad you enjoyed it! I fondly remember having a lot of fun adlibbing with this one (and less fondly the nightmare 1+ hour of adlibs was to edit into a coherent audio x_x;)
      Welcome to the channel! I hope you enjoy your stay here!

  • @GamingVegetto
    @GamingVegetto 4 месяца назад +7

    Best asmr lowkey, first time it’s not just “anime uwu I’m your mommy dommy nommy” shit, it’s actually like a wife who cares about you, and loves you, and this is the first time I’ve seen a dom asmr where it’s not sexually intentional, best asmr tuber? I think yes.

  • @Cannaedoit
    @Cannaedoit 3 года назад +14

    Way too wholesome, need more of these

  • @zombifiedpariah7392
    @zombifiedpariah7392 Год назад +15

    All good men deserve a queen like this. And all queens like this deserve a good man.

  • @samuelg9019
    @samuelg9019 3 года назад +40

    Literally that's me. I get little sleep, I used to leave work a little late (before the pandemic) and I usually work at home until after midnight. Some coworkers tease me for being so diligent, but at this point, getting 2-3 hours of sleep is enough for me xd.

    • @captainpanic3616
      @captainpanic3616 2 года назад +1

      Please get more sleep.

    • @nepnepguythegreatestofall
      @nepnepguythegreatestofall 2 года назад +3

      Even I work from midnight 'til morning, but you need more sleep. Just shower, eat and take a massive nap until work time like I do. Seriously, I've met like 10 extremely sleep-deprived guys. And you know what they do? They proceed to take an overnight shift right after their morning schedule. And I took it upon myself to kick their ass back home to get sleep and take over their jobs until they were awake enough to work long hours.

  • @ekartmuller749
    @ekartmuller749 3 года назад +88

    10 out of 10 would marry again.

  • @DVS-rb9wn
    @DVS-rb9wn 3 года назад +23

    Loved it, the humour is so good, kinda needed this.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +5

      I'm so happy to hear that! I like making content that brightens my audience's days. 💖

    • @DVS-rb9wn
      @DVS-rb9wn 3 года назад +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio You're pretty sweet, glad to have found ya!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +1

      💖

  • @abisailaboy5778
    @abisailaboy5778 3 года назад +12

    That last "I love you" hit deep

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 3 года назад +10

    Gosh, she is so funny and perfect! And sassiness is always awesome! If I ever get married, I wish my wife would be exactly like this!

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 Год назад +3

    A funny, adorable and valuable audio.
    We all need to take care of ourselves. No work, project, essay or anything is worth burning yourself out.

  • @TheMemeDoctor
    @TheMemeDoctor 2 года назад +32

    “Unless you tie me to a chair then *kinky*” had me dying.

  • @thekindpenguin7497
    @thekindpenguin7497 3 года назад +19

    really great audio! they're all awsome so far and im excited to see how far you go!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +6

      Thank you so much! I'm excited (and nervous but mostly excited!) to see what the future holds too!

  • @baneofaraarasirdubious5614
    @baneofaraarasirdubious5614 3 года назад +11

    This is now a certified hood classic!
    Congrats

  • @theskullboy8700
    @theskullboy8700 3 года назад +27

    “If this continues its only a matter to time before you have health problems”
    You act like I don’t have those already

  • @maiaizumi2249
    @maiaizumi2249 3 года назад +78

    This is what stick to 2d people is missing irl. A true woman and wife
    Yeah, Im also missing out. Loved the audio tho

  • @arcxne7746
    @arcxne7746 Год назад +3

    i have known this firey ball of sass for 11 minutes and 53 seconds and all i know is that sassy = serotonin in brain

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  Год назад

      Aww, that's so sweet! I hope you find lots of other sassy characters to give you that boost on my channel. 💖

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 3 года назад +8

    The thumbnail is perfect

  • @hauntedjello5093
    @hauntedjello5093 3 года назад +4

    Gotta say I love the sassiness. The introduction to the bed actually woke me up because I was laughing (I usually listen to relax). Nice work really.

  • @bill6
    @bill6 3 года назад +9

    Can already tell this’ll be great

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 3 года назад +41

    So this will sound weird, but this is one of the sexiest wholesome things I’ve ever experienced.
    Edit: Hot dang she sounds like she can hold a decent conversation too 😍

  • @CottonMouthJoe
    @CottonMouthJoe 3 года назад +13

    such lovely audios! I am so glad I stumbled upon this awesome channel 💚💚

  • @joshyuwu7735
    @joshyuwu7735 2 года назад +3

    I love the sarcasm in this its so funny LMAO it's so good honestly such a great video in general

  • @migusta5745
    @migusta5745 3 года назад +8

    I truly love these rp’s, continue the amazing work ❤️

  • @SimplySerpentine
    @SimplySerpentine 2 года назад +3

    This is one of my go to can't fall alseep audios when it's late something is just comforting about it, like someone actually cares.

  • @andresnunez6293
    @andresnunez6293 2 года назад +3

    GODDAMN I cracked up at the blatant sarcasm. Really loved this. And the absolute sass, oh wow

  • @heatfromsapphire
    @heatfromsapphire Год назад +19

    This sounds like my mom talking to my stepdad. Love them both lol
    Edit: Watched this again 8 months later, and yup. Still sounds exactly like my mom and stepdad, although he might as well just be my dad at this point. Still love them both to death

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 3 года назад +24

    something everyone needs

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 3 года назад +10

    Im only a minute in and am already loving this you're delivery on the lines is amazing i love everything about this amazing job! keep up the good work i think i'll be sticking around a while :3

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +3

      Thank you! I'm so happy to hear that. 💖 I hope you enjoy my other stuff just as much!

    • @Yujiboygaeming
      @Yujiboygaeming 3 года назад +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio if its anywhere near this then i know i will :3

  • @asherthegreat8687
    @asherthegreat8687 2 года назад +3

    When you asked what day it was it genuinely broke me. I realized I had no idea what day it was.

  • @giga_gojira
    @giga_gojira Месяц назад +1

    I am dying, this is both wholesome and funny

  • @Alizardwithdaftideas
    @Alizardwithdaftideas 3 года назад +4

    If you can find somebody this sassy and sweet in your life, don't lose them.

  • @justtracie8636
    @justtracie8636 3 года назад +2

    I much prefer your take on this script. What you added was brilliant. Made a great script fantastic.

  • @randysavage7897
    @randysavage7897 3 года назад +4

    I'm feeling wholesome hime vibes. I love this. Thank you!

  • @safwansaid5139
    @safwansaid5139 3 года назад +8

    set my alarm just to wake up for this, found your channel recently, and gosh darn your voice is sooo gewwwwwddddd

  • @basicstreet8027
    @basicstreet8027 3 года назад +35

    Her: I love your brain
    Me: well, it's one of the smallest areas on my body
    Good job vanilla

  • @JETBLACKCORD
    @JETBLACKCORD 2 года назад +1

    sleep paralysis and insomnia hinders my sleep schedule drastically and asmr is my only real reprise , it actually helps me sleep so i adore your work vanilla and hope your week is wonderful, oh and lovely audio

  • @hellfire5k407
    @hellfire5k407 2 года назад +3

    I'm not a workaholic with a work problem but this makes me feel like a a workaholic with a work problem, it's too good

  • @greenonedragon7356
    @greenonedragon7356 Год назад +2

    Thank you for this wholesome story!

  • @XyloxBrave
    @XyloxBrave 3 года назад +151

    Her: Go to bed.
    Me: No, I'm busy writing down my plans for world domination!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +67

      Her: You can write those in bed. Nobody likes a grumpy evil mastermind with bags under their eyes.

    • @MrMug-vj1up
      @MrMug-vj1up 3 года назад +10

      me : thats the point-

    • @Lofilord
      @Lofilord 3 года назад +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Narf!

    • @xuehapiaopiaobeifengxiao4306
      @xuehapiaopiaobeifengxiao4306 3 года назад +3

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Him: My goals are beyond your understanding.

    • @hujan1744
      @hujan1744 3 года назад +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio i dunno....that's how i live my life for the better of the last few years lol

  • @vectorwithavector1682
    @vectorwithavector1682 3 года назад +2

    This gets a vector approval medal 🏅

  • @dougthebigdp314
    @dougthebigdp314 3 года назад +7

    Oh MY! Are you channeling my wife? This conversation is so familiar that I had to look and see if my wife was doing the voice over. I don't think she would appreciate me tying her to a chair tho....but then...I might!

  • @krennopher1269
    @krennopher1269 3 года назад

    This was really good. The VA' s performance was incredible. They really know how to capture the emotion in the scene. 10/10.

  • @minidor5730
    @minidor5730 3 года назад +25

    "that I don't want you to be sick that would cost a fortune" me living in denmark i don't understand why that would cost me money to be sick😄
    P.S. Great video i loved it 😊

    • @tairhan7404
      @tairhan7404 3 года назад +1

      Same here but in canada

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 3 года назад +3

      @@tairhan7404 same in every developed country except America

    • @elcominos9502
      @elcominos9502 3 года назад

      @@leonrussell9607 except the whole american continent

    • @HeapOfBones
      @HeapOfBones 2 года назад

      @@leonrussell9607 tbf, are we sure that the US counts as a developed country?

    • @recording_closet9100
      @recording_closet9100 2 года назад

      @@elcominos9502 nah, Canada's pretty good

  • @wintekowa5889
    @wintekowa5889 3 года назад +2

    I am watching this at 11:20 on a friday night? HOW?!?!? I'm subscribing for so many reasons!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад

      Ah! Thanks for the sub! Even if I'm telling you so a couple of weeks late ^^

  • @yancon2862
    @yancon2862 3 года назад +29

    Your voice sounds completely different in this one, now that you've changed your tone. It's a nice change of pace!

  • @Isaacster10
    @Isaacster10 2 года назад +1

    This one is by far my favorite video of yours! Would love more like this if possible!

  • @Shenruss
    @Shenruss 3 года назад +13

    "I know it's your skull; stop being so pedantic; it's as close as I can get without cracking your skull!" 😂
    I felt breath on my head with that one! Good show!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @Shenruss
      @Shenruss 3 года назад +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio No no, dear one, _Thank YOU_, for sharing! I am tempted to listen to a few more of these, because, as a writer, I think your character portrayal is both spot on and extremely engaging. If you do the scripts yourself..._Bravo._

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +4

      I don't currently write my own scripts because I don't have time, but I am a writer and I do tend to adlib a TON. (That line you pointed out, for example, was all me!) It helps me get into character/make the performance feel more real and off the cuff, as well as helping to set my versions of scripts apart from other takes on the same material.
      I'm always glad to know my extra effort is appreciated and enjoyed because really, the adlibs are part of what makes this so much fun!
      If you're interested in other audios that have adlibs like this one, I recommend the "Tomboy Yandere Stalker" audio, the "Shy Ghost Girl", the "Haughty Vampire" and the "Cute Clingy Girlfriend" audios. Those probably have the most adlibs like what's found in this one!

    • @Shenruss
      @Shenruss 3 года назад

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio You were right; _Shy Ghost Girl_ was cute, and hilarious. I'll definitely check out _Haughty Vampire_ another time.

  • @Deadmeat10000
    @Deadmeat10000 7 месяцев назад

    I enjoyed this so much more than I thought I would. You're so expressive with your voice it really draws the listener into the scenario. I felt so loved and cared for throughout the scolding. This is the kind of relationship I dream of having one day.

  • @frankjones4804
    @frankjones4804 3 года назад +22

    Her: bed now!
    Me: Please understand! I must defeat the dragon boss by filling out more papper work...Wow I need sleep.

  • @GobPalRosieVT
    @GobPalRosieVT 2 года назад +2

    Oh my god this acting is amazingly HILARIOUS. I rate this 3 bugbears outta 3. Cuz I can't count much higher than that.
    Edit: Then it got heart-wrenching. Oh dear

  • @krillin4090
    @krillin4090 3 года назад +22

    Now this is epic

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +8

      I know! I'm excited! And also oh so nervous! (^ ^ゞ) My first premiere! I hope it goes well. 🤞

    • @krillin4090
      @krillin4090 3 года назад +6

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio
      Ah, it’ll be fine. I found your channel a few days ago but everything I’ve watched has been great, I’m sure this’ll be no different. 👍

    • @krillin4090
      @krillin4090 3 года назад +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio
      And I was right, I couldn’t make the premiere but it was really good

  • @liquidchris4878
    @liquidchris4878 3 года назад +2

    Now this is the content I’ve been looking for

  • @RAND0M_NPC
    @RAND0M_NPC 2 года назад +4

    Been going back to this from time to time cause college got me burned out

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 года назад +1

      I'm glad this audio can be a nice little oasis for you to visit sometimes! And I hope things get less stressful for you soon! 🤗

  • @The_revenger69
    @The_revenger69 5 месяцев назад +2

    You know I needed this, thank you 🥲

  • @yetiman8442
    @yetiman8442 3 года назад +3

    I couldn't help but laugh from this. I swear some of us really do need a mate like that.

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 2 года назад +1

    I love coming back to this video. It's just to sweet! Thank you Velvet

  • @NiceGame11
    @NiceGame11 3 года назад +3

    Your voice feels really familliar, like I immediately assume you do professional voice acting

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад

      Thank you! I appreciate you thinking so! But I'm a total amateur, never done voice acting in a professional setting. Heck, I've barely done it in an amateur setting, unless doing silly voices for my own amusement counts.

  • @thespacemorph9618
    @thespacemorph9618 3 года назад +2

    Its actually really late at night when I'm watching this so its actually kinda fitting

  • @mythicalstoryteller7535
    @mythicalstoryteller7535 3 года назад +4

    Saw this on Reddit, thought id check it out, love it

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +2

      Thanks so much for the visit! I'm glad you enjoyed your stay!

  • @rema0126
    @rema0126 3 года назад +2

    This is such a lovely audio piece

  • @xramennooodles
    @xramennooodles 3 года назад +4

    damn I always listen to these audios, they give me way too much false hope, I love and also hate you for having such a calm voice

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +4

      I think reaching out for an ideal, even when you feel it isn't possible right now, is both noble and very human. For what it's worth, I don't think your hope is false, just unfulfilled at the moment. We're all stuck on this spinning space rock together and yet often feel far apart; somewhere right now, another someone is reaching out for a person just like you. I have faith you'll find each other one day.
      Godspeed, little doodle. 💖

  • @GazixVR
    @GazixVR Год назад

    This is the kind of marriage I would want with a significant other. Truly caring for each other and the others health

  • @imnotscared9060
    @imnotscared9060 Год назад +3

    10:02 "well... unless you tie me to a chair or something which... kinky~"
    i love that line lol

  • @javierrivas9206
    @javierrivas9206 5 месяцев назад

    this is the first video I've seen by you but, thank you I've been overworking myself as well, and this has helped me realize how bad it's truly gotten thank you for helping me realize how important self love is 💜

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie 3 года назад +58

    Oh man, I wish I had a wife with a voice this sultry. I'd be in bed every night listening to everything she says.

  • @elisamuelorfilarosario4163
    @elisamuelorfilarosario4163 10 месяцев назад +1

    I've watched this 3 times in different moments and I still laugh. This is funny and adorable

  • @Ya_0_-x
    @Ya_0_-x 3 года назад +11

    Her: you are the most important person in my life.
    My depressed ass: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @toxicedge8308
    @toxicedge8308 3 года назад +2

    Holy crap this is amazing! Are you a professional? Just the first minute was filled with so much personality, I'd be surprised if you weren't

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +3

      Nope! I'm a rank amateur! But thank you for thinking my performance is professional quality! That really makes my day. 💖 If you stick around, I hope you enjoy my other content just as much!

    • @toxicedge8308
      @toxicedge8308 3 года назад +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio I'm looking forward to whatever stuff you make next!

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k 3 года назад +4

    ... I somewhat needed this.
    More so me needing sleep that is.

  • @notlonelyjustwanttoscream
    @notlonelyjustwanttoscream 6 месяцев назад

    This was perfect, the jokes and the sass was on point

  • @SimplyT0m
    @SimplyT0m 3 года назад +8

    Not gonna lie, she really threw me off when she said "kinky" I really was not expecting it :3

  • @josephbrown4768
    @josephbrown4768 Год назад +1

    Your wife won the ultimate waifu contest.
    As expected. Would love a part 2. ❤

  • @MTR_Nara
    @MTR_Nara 3 года назад +4

    Aye, an upload from Velvet 👀

  • @kirusu4500
    @kirusu4500 2 года назад +2

    That brain part was so adorable.

  • @stewartmcrae8007
    @stewartmcrae8007 2 года назад +3

    Sweet with a little sprinkling of sass is the perfect mixture

  • @No-pi1om
    @No-pi1om Год назад +1

    It’s like 3am for me sooo….. These audio’s make me realize that going to bed at 12 is late.

  • @SimplySerpentine
    @SimplySerpentine 3 года назад +6

    No Way Man 🤣 when you said tie you to a chair we both said kinky in unison I'm dying 😆😆

  • @epicgam2317
    @epicgam2317 3 года назад +2

    I put this on as a sleep aid and it worked. Thanks.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 года назад +2

      I’m so glad to hear that! Thanks for listening! ❤️

  • @lightningphysics2219
    @lightningphysics2219 5 месяцев назад +9

    I'm not cooked.. I'm grilled😭

  • @astroboy6515
    @astroboy6515 Год назад +1

    This is kinda how my dad talks to my mom.
    She's a nightshift nurse who works long shifts.
    Its good work and good pay, but it just wiped her out.
    We love her, and we want her home more than anything

  • @Roddy_Zeh
    @Roddy_Zeh 3 года назад +12

    She's bossing me around.
    But...considering I know it's for my own well-being...I'm not gonna complain. 🙄