ASMR Real Person - Back Allergy Testing, Inspection & Check Up

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @thelonelygamer69
    @thelonelygamer69 7 лет назад +7494

    TIMESTAMPS
    00:00 start of video
    29:28 end of video
    i put so much time into this plz help this get to the top

    • @monamoo8268
      @monamoo8268 7 лет назад +18

      TheLonelyGamer what's your prof pic?

    • @local_hotpotato
      @local_hotpotato 7 лет назад +60

      G Wheese her restless soul as thelonelygamer passed away before reaching top comment

    • @smoothbrainofficial6480
      @smoothbrainofficial6480 7 лет назад +86

      Local_ Hotpotato such a tragedy 😞😞😞 1 like = 1 prayer. LETS GET THIS TO 42067 LIKES 😤😤😤

    • @smokeybear4403
      @smokeybear4403 7 лет назад +27

      THIS SO SAD 1000 LIKE

    • @oscars9449
      @oscars9449 6 лет назад +3

      TheLonelyGamer thank you!!

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +7060

    Sir after rigorous testing I have concluded that you do indeed have a back

    • @page8223
      @page8223 5 лет назад +12

      deffdefying 야! 진자요?!

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +84

      @@page8223 I'm sorry, I can't understand you. I only speak English.

    • @page8223
      @page8223 5 лет назад +7

      미안헤!!

    • @page8223
      @page8223 5 лет назад +30

      Ah I mean... Sory

    • @Ratty13rat
      @Ratty13rat 5 лет назад +121

      *wife breaks down crying*

  • @kaiskorner6631
    @kaiskorner6631 5 лет назад +4280

    This is basically what I did when I was younger and was playing doctor

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 5 лет назад +4922

    "So what type of examination are we doing today doc?"
    Doctor: "...yes"

  • @sarahnava8304
    @sarahnava8304 5 лет назад +6773

    Who else clicked on this trying to fall asleep but ends up reading all the comments 😂😂

  • @averyimportanttanzaku8121
    @averyimportanttanzaku8121 5 лет назад +5364

    that moment when you realize the doctor is writing the entire bee movie script on your back instead of doing a normal test

  • @austinjames8110
    @austinjames8110 5 лет назад +6280

    Him: How are the results, doc?
    Her: Well, you have skin on your back.

  • @eudhdbrhd350
    @eudhdbrhd350 5 лет назад +619

    Patient: "What are you doing rn?"
    Doc: " tbh I have no idea"
    *starts touchy touchy-feely feely again*

    • @itslawea5852
      @itslawea5852 4 года назад

      TerrificTv omg hahaha

    • @Denar1ne
      @Denar1ne 3 года назад

      @@itslawea5852 ха

  • @queenstyles20
    @queenstyles20 5 лет назад +5427

    When your teacher walks past you in class and you have to pretend your doing something

    • @oliviapyper7195
      @oliviapyper7195 4 года назад +34

      Queen Styles mood

    • @scottgrimmie5645
      @scottgrimmie5645 4 года назад +10

      Satori Vassallo I pretended I’m doing my makeup when I went to school

    • @scarlettmacca4528
      @scarlettmacca4528 4 года назад +11

      I pretend I’m putting something away , like grab the closest thing and look like I’m doing something with it

    • @cherries.1143
      @cherries.1143 4 года назад +5

      you're*

    • @scarlettmacca4528
      @scarlettmacca4528 4 года назад

      Nezuko Kamado no

  • @tysontucker677
    @tysontucker677 6 лет назад +2337

    does anyone else hate when its really quiet in a room and your stomach or intestines make noises?? and its embarrassing when its really loud....

  • @pparamnesiaa
    @pparamnesiaa 4 года назад +9332

    Imagine that you're going to have a surgery and when you lay down in bed, the doc says: hi guys welcome to a new asmr.

  • @iwearscarves
    @iwearscarves 5 лет назад +2880

    Ahh yes, the medical techniques of the old wipey wipey, pencil tappy tappy and the clickety clack across the back.

    • @kilesgacha8859
      @kilesgacha8859 4 года назад +109

      Clickity Clackity across the backity

    • @lilydebenham2337
      @lilydebenham2337 4 года назад +45

      Kiles Gacha clickety clackety accross the Bickety backety

    • @Chumpkin1324
      @Chumpkin1324 4 года назад +28

      Welcome to the end of allergies, allergies will be no more

    • @Michael-nc1gd
      @Michael-nc1gd 3 года назад +20

      @@kilesgacha8859 Clickety cliackety your back is my property

    • @SantiagoSebastion2077
      @SantiagoSebastion2077 3 года назад +6

      It may have 1k likes but it’s still underrated

  • @maggieriley1570
    @maggieriley1570 6 лет назад +3208

    the dude isnt even breathing

    • @jasonvorhees3679
      @jasonvorhees3679 6 лет назад +313

      They used a Dead body as a prop, their neighbor died so Hey! Why not use him as a prop before alerting the proper authorities :)))

    • @hellcat69420
      @hellcat69420 6 лет назад +20

      You don't know that

    • @jasonvorhees3679
      @jasonvorhees3679 6 лет назад +116

      @@hellcat69420 It's a joke.

    • @jeofficialjoker
      @jeofficialjoker 6 лет назад +83

      @sam groen
      r/wooooosh

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel 6 лет назад +163

      Pssh, only poor people breathe.

  • @CrispyCalamity
    @CrispyCalamity 6 лет назад +5269

    Doctor: "I have no idea what I am doing".

    • @eleanorlevitt543
      @eleanorlevitt543 6 лет назад +90

      Why did I read that in an Australian accent when I'm from the UK

    • @alternativered2568
      @alternativered2568 6 лет назад +14

      @@eleanorlevitt543 Idk

    • @eleanorlevitt543
      @eleanorlevitt543 6 лет назад +10

      @@alternativered2568 lol

    • @alternativered2568
      @alternativered2568 6 лет назад +25

      @@eleanorlevitt543 I just never looked into that field of study on people having different accents than the ones from their home country. Therefore I am not qualified to give input of sufficiently reliable standard. I suggest you talk to an expert.

    • @Alrwhatevs
      @Alrwhatevs 6 лет назад +17

      I was going to like ur comment, but it’s at 420 soooo i can’t.

  • @chloereed8961
    @chloereed8961 6 лет назад +4993

    I love how even though she is just doing random stuff to his back, everything seems very precise and intentional

    • @bigmatt629
      @bigmatt629 6 лет назад +7

      Chloe Reed indeed

    • @captain1238
      @captain1238 6 лет назад +10

      Wait was he or she male or female?!?!?!??!

    • @chloereed8961
      @chloereed8961 6 лет назад +8

      Volkku female haha

    • @heyimmary1876
      @heyimmary1876 6 лет назад +5

      +Chloe Reed THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO 😂😂😂😂

    • @heyimmary1876
      @heyimmary1876 6 лет назад +33

      Volkku the"doctor" is female "patient" is male

  • @donella0x
    @donella0x 5 лет назад +3678

    When you lie on your resume

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 года назад +8

      😂

    • @jackieboyok
      @jackieboyok 4 года назад +13

      Donella this comment is under appreciated

    • @6feetoveryou
      @6feetoveryou 4 года назад +11

      Donella what???? A woman is finally funny? Yeah it’s the end of the world fr

    • @kimia8885
      @kimia8885 4 года назад +4

      The most underrated comment

  • @simplygrainne2459
    @simplygrainne2459 5 лет назад +5333

    I’m a doctor, I can confirm this is exactly how it’s supposed to be done

    • @a.kozbiel3774
      @a.kozbiel3774 5 лет назад +641

      doctor: i know what im doing, alright, lemme get the screwdrivers

    • @Lucifer-we5mc
      @Lucifer-we5mc 5 лет назад +183

      Where is doctor Edward Richthofen

    • @boostedextendo6873
      @boostedextendo6873 5 лет назад +87

      @@Lucifer-we5mc he went through the rift off to a new zombie map

    • @turtleeatstomato8572
      @turtleeatstomato8572 5 лет назад +45

      thanks! i was wondering.. thank you for clearing that up

    • @baileywoods123
      @baileywoods123 5 лет назад +30

      turtle eats tomato it kindve is. When I went I got pricked in the back with various things and whichever swells up the most that’s what I’m allergic to

  • @barneythedinosaur5952
    @barneythedinosaur5952 5 лет назад +2926

    Im a dog, i can confirm this is how its done

  • @morastylez
    @morastylez 7 лет назад +2156

    i love how her hand movements look like shes done that procedure a 1000 times. even though all of it make no sense and serves no purpose.

    • @matthewmudd7301
      @matthewmudd7301 7 лет назад +59

      morastylez the fact that what she is doing is all a load of crap ruins the ASMR effect for me :(

    • @morastylez
      @morastylez 7 лет назад +85

      well, then this is not the right channel for you, i guess.

    • @chisehatori3681
      @chisehatori3681 7 лет назад +110

      I like the "load of crap" she does because I get tingles from what I don't expect.

    • @theawesomecrafter293
      @theawesomecrafter293 7 лет назад +3

      Ririchiyo Shirakiin m

    • @raquel-moonstrcklover
      @raquel-moonstrcklover 6 лет назад +7

      morastylez I’m getting anxiety lol

  • @justingmerek
    @justingmerek 4 года назад +849

    Me: "Hi I'm here for my allergy test"
    Doctor: "Ok I will just need to tap some random household items together on your back and continously wipe your skin"
    Me: "...sounds about right"

    • @hmbros2207
      @hmbros2207 3 года назад

      You definitely deserve more likes 😂🤣🤌

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 года назад

      Actually allergy testing is just wiping a thing you could be allergic too on a patch of skin and seeing if theirs a reaction.

    • @artisticrylie7301
      @artisticrylie7301 2 года назад

      @@Thumper17 They stabbed needles in my back….

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 года назад

      @@artisticrylie7301 Oh well my Dad told me about his so that may have been an old test

    • @hoyokanami001
      @hoyokanami001 4 месяца назад

      @@artisticrylie7301some infect it and some just wipe it on your skin. It sorta depends

  • @haydomo1069
    @haydomo1069 5 лет назад +1667

    “Let me just brush your back real quick before we start because it seems a bit dusty.”

  • @mog398
    @mog398 6 лет назад +650

    It's really important that you bang two screwdrivers together and then apply them to your back, or the test won't be accurate

    • @isabelgrace4241
      @isabelgrace4241 6 лет назад +5

      Marmite Badger 😂😂😂

    • @marivalda94
      @marivalda94 6 лет назад +1

      Usufruíam a ai ai para sua casa Hoje a tarde vó morre sup0l1098

    • @brodyrichard263
      @brodyrichard263 6 лет назад +8

      The reason he sits syill so well is because he's so confused about what the hell she's doing behind him. Tapping soda caps and shit

    • @meechicat303
      @meechicat303 5 лет назад +3

      It is also important I put stickers on your back and play connect the dots!!

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 5 лет назад

      Flat or stars?

  • @juliab3019
    @juliab3019 7 лет назад +2759

    ASMR always reminds me of when I was younger and we used to play pretend. I guess that's why it's so relaxing for me

  • @clevern3rd102
    @clevern3rd102 3 года назад +229

    After careful analysis, we have determined, that this back is the backiest back of all the backs.

  • @dekudude8888
    @dekudude8888 6 лет назад +1877

    The results are in... He'll be dead within the hour

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 5 лет назад +68

      DekuDude888 yep he contracted hepatitis Z, Stage Deception Malaria and stage 4.2 Cancer with Cybertronian Ebola. Some signs of Thanos can be seen in his blood stream but it wasn’t the main cause. Not even the Bionicles can save him now. It’s over...we done what we could😪

    • @Lizzy-cq5bu
      @Lizzy-cq5bu 5 лет назад +32

      Damn real shame. He has to wait a whole hour.

    • @Integra69
      @Integra69 5 лет назад +3

      Heh 420th like

    • @reeseexum365
      @reeseexum365 5 лет назад +3

      Lizzy LMAO ME

    • @sharkbina
      @sharkbina 5 лет назад +1

      I was the 666th like lmao ( ˙👄˙👐)

  • @scruffblackie
    @scruffblackie 5 лет назад +1161

    This guy has been poked, prodded, and measured to such a degree she could probably clone him if she wanted.

    • @MxEverybody
      @MxEverybody 5 лет назад +23

      scruffblackie he looks awfully still here so this is a conspiracy theory I could buy

    • @graceyoungblood6205
      @graceyoungblood6205 5 лет назад +3

      Umm not to be meen but I don't know if I'm blind or you have X-Ray vision but I can't see a full tattoo

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 лет назад +4

      *Twice intensifies*

    • @screenflot
      @screenflot 4 года назад +6

      Little does he know , the dna on the mole stickers will be used to finger him in a russian prison murder.

    • @valkugle6402
      @valkugle6402 4 года назад +4

      Bah....I was just thinking the same thing. She must know him better than he knows himself.

  • @chenlesstrap6940
    @chenlesstrap6940 6 лет назад +766

    2:19 someone is hungry

    • @ktletsgetstarted8012
      @ktletsgetstarted8012 5 лет назад +11

      Kahlima Ann I know right and I’m eating a sandwich so she’s not having any

    • @Hazz31
      @Hazz31 5 лет назад +24

      I honestly though that was me until I clicked the time stamp twice

    • @Pavle42069
      @Pavle42069 5 лет назад +22

      Hi hungry i'm dad

    • @katherine1304
      @katherine1304 5 лет назад +4

      I really thought it was me too

    • @wastemore4043
      @wastemore4043 5 лет назад +1

      XD 😂

  • @nickmoore3141
    @nickmoore3141 4 года назад +457

    when all the doctors graduated online:

    • @lailafair9795
      @lailafair9795 4 года назад +15

      damn this video aged well didnt it😭

  • @burnsby6831
    @burnsby6831 5 лет назад +878

    Allergy test:
    D: EAT THIS PEANUT!
    Me:Ok?
    D: you didnt die, good very good, not allergic to peanuts

    • @sxrge7349
      @sxrge7349 5 лет назад +47

      Mine be Like
      Doctor: *eat dis peanut*
      Me: Sure *starts dying*
      Doctor: so it’s clear he’s allergic to peanuts

    • @Doinken
      @Doinken 5 лет назад +7

      Doctor: eat this random
      Me: okay.
      Doctor: Wait. those were pills...
      Me: My last words are... My parents think I’m stupid because I tried to eat the grass decoration in sushi

    • @robert9595
      @robert9595 5 лет назад +18

      Doctor : eat this shellfish
      Patient: ok.
      Patient : I dont feel good doctor
      Doctor : ah yes, that confirms my suspicions.
      Patient dies.
      Doctor : see that's the problem. You're dead.

    • @johnnyvoorheez7352
      @johnnyvoorheez7352 5 лет назад

      @@robert9595 lmaaoooo

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel 5 лет назад +17

      Doctor: eat this pet dander.
      Me: eh, no.
      Doctor: you've passed the test.
      Me: what test?
      Doctor:...there was no test, i'm just making this up as I go. I'm not really a doctor.
      Me: *gasp* who are you?!
      Not Doctor: i'm a goat man.
      11 years later
      Goat Man: darling, do you have the baby ready to send to your parents? I don't want to miss my colleague's engagement party.
      Me: he's almost ready to go _Dr._ Goat Man.
      Dr. Goat Man: you look lovely Mrs. Dr. Goat Man.
      Me: i'm so glad I encouraged you to go into the medic field.
      _Based on a true story_

  • @misatakahiro1823
    @misatakahiro1823 6 лет назад +1938

    "Ok and his back is one..two..three pencils long. And I count...four five..eight freckles. Very good. Very important information. Let's see here...oh ok yes right my uh...clampy thing. Just gotta...make sure you have enough skin?"
    That's all I could imagine through this. Just making up shit as you go but seeming totally professional. XD I loved it

  • @SukoV1
    @SukoV1 5 лет назад +1198

    Next time on:
    *Asmr Prostate Exam*

  • @schrottinator
    @schrottinator 4 года назад +684

    I'm German and I can confirm that this is a video.

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 года назад +18

      schrottinator I’m American and I can also confirm that this is a video. 😂

    • @Emilyprvt
      @Emilyprvt 4 года назад +6

      Deutschland 💪🏽👍🏽

    • @cheetah4054
      @cheetah4054 4 года назад

      Can u confirm that Germany will start WW3 😆😆😆😆

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator 4 года назад +6

      @@cheetah4054 I doubt it. Germany would be fucked within a few days at most.

    • @tillowekunnemann915
      @tillowekunnemann915 4 года назад +2

      @@schrottinator how right you are

  • @parkerhvh
    @parkerhvh 6 лет назад +219

    Ma man just waited here for like half an hour. What a hero...

    • @nerdzuu229
      @nerdzuu229 4 года назад

      Parker and hungry lol

  • @jesushadaegis2189
    @jesushadaegis2189 7 лет назад +1301

    Pretty sure she just cured his back of cancer. Also I’m pretty sure she wrote the equation to cure world hunger on his back as well.

    • @littlecaesarsfan
      @littlecaesarsfan 6 лет назад +50

      With those stomach growls it sounds like he needs that cure lmao

    • @johnwoodall8681
      @johnwoodall8681 6 лет назад +17

      If you look closely enough she wrote out the title for the next Avengers movie.

    • @foxtrotgaming4684
      @foxtrotgaming4684 5 лет назад +2

      @Barbare4032 is this English.

    • @alexbeardsley167
      @alexbeardsley167 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnwoodall8681 I come from the future... The Avengers Infinity war title is.... ENDGAME

    • @detgrau4017
      @detgrau4017 5 лет назад

      @@アヒル-t2z or is just fantasy

  • @Marblez-pd1uf
    @Marblez-pd1uf 7 лет назад +3652

    (Fe)male, hmmmmmm wait, (Fe) = iron
    Male=man
    Ironman?

    • @MynameisTMP-
      @MynameisTMP- 7 лет назад +18

      Queen Camila Cabello are you stalking Camila Cabello?

    • @hansvandeschepop6391
      @hansvandeschepop6391 7 лет назад +23

      Or a female asmr' ist who practices the actual asmr on a man....

    • @tired247
      @tired247 7 лет назад +3

      FubbybubbyAJ MY senpai!??!??!?! :D

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +111

      Hans van de Schepop
      Oh look, a killjoy in its natural habitat.

    • @Qaydum
      @Qaydum 7 лет назад +18

      Marblez2295 ironmanASMR

  • @Simpleton777
    @Simpleton777 4 года назад +389

    This man just stayed there for 30 min and looked at a wall like bruh at least let him play like angry birds or something lol

    • @TheOneAndOnly004
      @TheOneAndOnly004 3 года назад +33

      How do you know he wasn't playing angry birds? We never saw the front of him...

    • @stacy8457
      @stacy8457 3 года назад +12

      In another video he was watching tv. It was obvious, you could see the lights on him and the room when the screen changed.
      You’d see his arms move. When you’re playing a game on your phone try doing it without moving your shoulder muscle, or one of your back muscles. It’s hard if you can’t isolate those muscle and he might get taken out of what’s going on and forget he’s supposed to be in an ASMR video.

    • @yiphihi
      @yiphihi 3 года назад +4

      @@amieru2 me

    • @elyxircreations1003
      @elyxircreations1003 3 года назад +15

      I legit could stare at a wall for 30 minutes. Just gotta space out lol

    • @wassimhaidar4008
      @wassimhaidar4008 3 года назад +18

      Seems like he's getting massaged though, so relaxing and meditating, some humans can resist using their phones for half an hour

  • @Aliinsanity3535
    @Aliinsanity3535 7 лет назад +1263

    I'm so jealous of that guy! Must be hella tingly

  • @pup8130
    @pup8130 6 лет назад +910

    How does he sit that still for half an hour?!

  • @iwearscarves
    @iwearscarves 4 года назад +546

    Doctor: I have bad news... it’s back.
    Me: The cancer is back?!
    Doctor: No.. you have a back.

    • @giovannygonzalez2639
      @giovannygonzalez2639 3 года назад +6

      Why the hell did this make me crack up all bad at 10 at night

    • @robert__
      @robert__ 3 года назад +4

      That was really funny 😂😂

    • @strbwerri
      @strbwerri 3 года назад +7

      "the cancer is back?!"
      *shiz just got serious in 1.2 seconds*

    • @firstnamelastname1267
      @firstnamelastname1267 3 года назад +3

      These comments have gotten out of hand 😂

  • @Tabi-Kun
    @Tabi-Kun 4 года назад +760

    2:19 This dudes stomach: *I will now demonstrate a whales mating call*

    • @Alexbracken61
      @Alexbracken61 4 года назад +50

      His stomach: I will cry the calling of my ancestors

    • @Tengo_hwm
      @Tengo_hwm 4 года назад +8

      It's hungry

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 4 года назад +21

      I swear that I thought it was my own stomach for a sec. These must be really good headphones 🤭😊

    • @yavheira
      @yavheira 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @eliottdeletraz97
      @eliottdeletraz97 4 года назад +7

      Stomach : mission failed 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 7 лет назад +793

    When I was seven, I had an allergy test and had to go back to school after with the writing still on my back. It was the talk of the class and I was showing it off, and for the next month, no one went outside for recess. Everyone wanted to play inside with the play doctor kits and do "allergy tests" lol. That's what this reminds me of.

    • @lokiofasgard69
      @lokiofasgard69 6 лет назад +13

      I hated that test when I was little! I remember it hurting really bad and I didn't even know what it was for until a couple years ago

    • @kategasparri6363
      @kategasparri6363 6 лет назад +3

      Omg I haated that test! It made my back so itchy and I couldnt even scratch it

    • @casparx3001
      @casparx3001 6 лет назад +11

      Whenever I had to get that test when I was younger they did it on my arm

    • @chaysen9863
      @chaysen9863 6 лет назад +2

      When I had it I thought it was some weird technology that whatever they wrote by the poke is what it tested for and not like they put something in it or anything

    • @internetstorage
      @internetstorage 6 лет назад +10

      I've never done this kind of test XD

  • @screenflot
    @screenflot 4 года назад +369

    "Unfortunately sir, we will have to remove your back skin. On the brighter side, we will be able to replace your back skin by stretching your butt skin all the way up to your neck. This procedure is called a dermal migration. Also known as a butt skin wedgie." " The downside of this action, is the relocation of your gluteus maximus to the center of your back . We regret to inform you that this will require an unnatural position when performing a bowel movement. Also, you will no longer be able to wipe yourself. We are very sorry sir."

    • @Hodeman96
      @Hodeman96 4 года назад +29

      This had me crying laughing. Dermal migration indeed.

    • @vandamme06
      @vandamme06 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @danielleeasley880
      @danielleeasley880 4 года назад +29

      When you just wanna sleep but then this comment

    • @maximdylan6066
      @maximdylan6066 4 года назад +9

      Dang I’ve been tryna sleep but can’t stop thinking about this comment:/

    • @DivineEquine18
      @DivineEquine18 3 года назад +8

      What did I just read 😂

  • @jjfranz2000
    @jjfranz2000 7 лет назад +47

    I am always amazed at the quality and detail of her tattoo. One of the best I've seen.

  • @mortual14
    @mortual14 4 года назад +157

    2:18
    i felt that noise..

    • @sweetlemon995
      @sweetlemon995 4 года назад +8

      Talia. AbuShaheen it’s like his back is saying ‘noooooo’ 🤣

    • @mortual14
      @mortual14 4 года назад +1

      @@cookieteandblueberry 😂😂😂😂💔

    • @ianmcreamy5511
      @ianmcreamy5511 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Zahrah_t
    @Zahrah_t 6 лет назад +82

    I wonder if she sits and plans what to do with each item beforehand or if she just improvises as she does it

  • @pixiebrat3278
    @pixiebrat3278 5 лет назад +275

    Me when my boss asks if I know what I’m doing.

  • @a_swist
    @a_swist 3 года назад +130

    don't worry she was just writing down the Krusty Krab secret formula down on his back

  • @red4tab
    @red4tab 4 года назад +173

    - emm....doctor what exactly are you doing?
    - things

  • @kadenl18
    @kadenl18 5 лет назад +214

    2:19 *My stomach in the middle of a test*

    • @emberfluffy2538
      @emberfluffy2538 5 лет назад +4

      Same thow

    • @kharnthebetrayer.2632
      @kharnthebetrayer.2632 5 лет назад +1

      ember fluffy 𝖈𝖔𝖞𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖞 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖙 𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙

    • @zergb
      @zergb 4 года назад

      @@kharnthebetrayer.2632 also couldn't spell correctly either. your dumbass font is garbage

    • @pinkazulposerposer7086
      @pinkazulposerposer7086 4 года назад

      @@zergb lmao boy being using font...? 😂

  • @AjngeL7
    @AjngeL7 7 лет назад +709

    2:18 Someone was hungry

  • @v1cksuniverse
    @v1cksuniverse 6 лет назад +466

    The comment section is fricking killing me 😂😂😂😂

    • @r.i.pbumblebutt494
      @r.i.pbumblebutt494 5 лет назад +15

      Your picture makes me violent

    • @Gabe-ht1px
      @Gabe-ht1px 5 лет назад +13

      Watch your language, this is christian minecraft server

    • @hajurik6739
      @hajurik6739 5 лет назад +2

      Your profile picture makes me cry 😣😓😓😢😭😦

    • @arianagrande7615
      @arianagrande7615 5 лет назад +3

      TPRCRG LMAOO WTF

    • @zergb
      @zergb 4 года назад +1

      aight when ya gonna drop?

  • @marioshehaj4046
    @marioshehaj4046 4 года назад +169

    Students stay at home for two years due to coronavirus, doctors in 2030:

  • @MMBNMalternateaccoun
    @MMBNMalternateaccoun 6 лет назад +574

    I had one of these allergy tests done after I had my first allergic reaction to anything. And it turns out I'm allergic to south american chili peppers. Anyways when they did this test they pricked my back with a bunch of different things and the lady came back in and was like "Um. Wow okay?" and I responded with "Whats wrong?" her reply was "I've never seen this before. You're literally allergic to EVERYTHING. All the pricks have serious reactions to them." I never felt a thing but apparently I'm allergic to every tree known to mankind and all animals? Even though I live near lots of trees and have always had pets????

    • @thalunirfr2091
      @thalunirfr2091 6 лет назад +63

      MMBNMalternateaccoun im allergic to all animals except lizards and allergic to fucking raw egg white

    • @thalunirfr2091
      @thalunirfr2091 6 лет назад +20

      MMBNMalternateaccoun also they do see that a lot unless your doctor has under a week of experience

    • @rat_in_a_cowboy_hat
      @rat_in_a_cowboy_hat 6 лет назад +121

      My sister's skin reacted in the same way. She did some blood tests years later and it turned out that she isn't allergic to anything, just her skin is sensitive. So I recommend you do a blood test.

    • @ThorThunda
      @ThorThunda 6 лет назад +53

      Some allergies take a direct injection to react. You maybe allergic to a lot of things but they don't affect you very much. Someone can be allergic to the slight presence of peanut butter or some people have to eat a whole spoonful to get a reaction.

    • @Mitters
      @Mitters 6 лет назад +26

      I wonder if the sample somehow got contaminated, so you were only allergic to a few things... But all sections had a reaction because of said contamination. Also though I've heard of people being allergic to animals (re cats and dogs) and growing up with them, and basically building an immunity to their own pet's, but still being allergic to other animals. Just a thought.

  • @brendan5846
    @brendan5846 5 лет назад +170

    I never knew a freckle would be so important

    • @esposito1130
      @esposito1130 5 лет назад +6

      They are and sometimes even dangerous

    • @ghalaali9087
      @ghalaali9087 4 года назад

      Henry why?

    • @nerdzuu229
      @nerdzuu229 4 года назад +6

      ghala ali correct me if i’m wrong but, i think when it changes color and changes in size something is definitely wrong with it, i think it has to do with skin cancer. i’m unsure

    • @2dads490
      @2dads490 4 года назад +1

      @@nerdzuu229 yes it means that you have developed leukaemia (skin cancer)

    • @achilles01202
      @achilles01202 4 года назад +1

      It’s a sign of melanoma but can also be non-cancerous

  • @movielover283
    @movielover283 7 лет назад +858

    It would be cool if you did a tattoo asmr and just used like an electric razor with a sharpie taped to it.

    • @annapen7336
      @annapen7336 7 лет назад +60

      you're a genius. I would love this so much!

    • @carleecath1626
      @carleecath1626 7 лет назад +34

      Mary or an electric toothbrush! One of the loud buzzy ones lol

    • @Mzzaart007
      @Mzzaart007 7 лет назад +34

      Mary holy cow that's actually a really good idea wtf

    • @firstlast2264
      @firstlast2264 7 лет назад +25

      +Video Biblical School yes but no one will actually want to be tattooed for the sake of asmr

    • @GLORIOUSCHONK
      @GLORIOUSCHONK 7 лет назад +49

      Or a makeup pencil, like in the 'Facial Surgery' they did.

  • @ndenadie6871
    @ndenadie6871 5 лет назад +105

    He's the boyfriend with more patience that I've never seen.

    • @4rtem901
      @4rtem901 3 года назад

      А причём тут это?

    • @m5sh589
      @m5sh589 3 года назад +2

      @@4rtem901 because he stayed there watching a wall for 30 minutes

    • @ndenadie6871
      @ndenadie6871 3 года назад

      @@4rtem901 Я бы пошел пить водку и отправил ее в ад.

    • @4rtem901
      @4rtem901 3 года назад

      @@ndenadie6871 дурак чтоли?

  • @leighcarver6826
    @leighcarver6826 7 лет назад +14

    before this it was only ever sound that worked for me but this right here, THIS...is pure asmr gold.

  • @mas6nn365
    @mas6nn365 6 лет назад +1970

    I’ve edited this comment so all of the replies make no sense

    • @teaqueen7152
      @teaqueen7152 6 лет назад +19

      How did u know that its like 2:22 for me right now XD

    • @paprika4043
      @paprika4043 5 лет назад +27

      We should have more comments like this XD

    • @sarahnava8304
      @sarahnava8304 5 лет назад +22

      Neverrrrrr *hisss* 😂

    • @tzick
      @tzick 5 лет назад +33

      Yes dad I’m sorry

    • @trinareed9499
      @trinareed9499 5 лет назад +5

      Hey don’t talk to me like that maybe I wanted to look through the comments lol

  • @Grenyas
    @Grenyas 7 лет назад +2529

    I wonder if she stays in role when writing the notes or just jots down random stuff 😂

    • @MegaGeewee
      @MegaGeewee 7 лет назад +498

      It's a very detailed drawing of a dick.

    • @watkinsracing
      @watkinsracing 7 лет назад +33

      Eric Ortiz there is a part where you can see the clipboard

    • @itsyahomegirl1568
      @itsyahomegirl1568 6 лет назад +49

      Eric Ortiz “this is only for the views and subs but OH MY GOD THIS GUY STINKS!!!” imagine! 😂😅

    • @nielsrichter5289
      @nielsrichter5289 6 лет назад +2

      Eric Ortiz good question 😂

    • @daltonmiller5590
      @daltonmiller5590 6 лет назад +3

      Wt Watkins, where? What's the time stamp?

  • @anaishernandez1371
    @anaishernandez1371 4 года назад +8

    Every time she uses the caliper in a video, I LIVE for it!! The triggers are AMAZING! 🥰🥺💕

  • @asdfgh-jt5mw
    @asdfgh-jt5mw 6 лет назад +48

    honestly that guy has my dream job

  • @Mrr1111
    @Mrr1111 7 лет назад +117

    This guy has the best job on the internet..

  • @ainstincts2640
    @ainstincts2640 7 лет назад +73

    Ahhh yes the lightly grazing stapler test. I had a fear once too that I was allergic to them as well, but it turned out to be only heavy biting staplers that affected me ;) lol great job though guys the sound effects in your videos are the best!

  • @pablocrawford3922
    @pablocrawford3922 5 лет назад +465

    Doctor: After rigorous tests I have deduced that you indeed have the gay

    • @StardustIsGolden
      @StardustIsGolden 5 лет назад +21

      lmao that was just funny to me idk why

    • @WolvesRockXD
      @WolvesRockXD 5 лет назад +41

      aw shit. how do i tell my girlfriend?

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 4 года назад +29

      The big gay, or the normal gay?
      It better not be the rather significantly large portioned homosexuality

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 4 года назад +23

      Jacob Middleton I’m sorry sir but you indeed have The Big Gay..if would start informing anyone you’ve had any sexual activity with in the past about this

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 4 года назад +8

      @@georgebaynard4096 damnit..

  • @FuntimeFoxy-vv5hd
    @FuntimeFoxy-vv5hd 6 лет назад +502

    Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so shes playing connect the dots with out me I'm so mad

    • @nokedwia.s.7753
      @nokedwia.s.7753 5 лет назад +7

      Stop killing tree to play connecting dots... use back of human instead

    • @SAVUFILMS
      @SAVUFILMS 5 лет назад +2

      This is soo relatable

  • @kelseyl711
    @kelseyl711 6 лет назад +40

    I can’t stop looking at her tattoos I love them so much

  • @victorbonilla5536
    @victorbonilla5536 7 лет назад +330

    @3:08 she starts playing connect the dots lol head me dying in the room

  • @FaithHonaker
    @FaithHonaker 4 года назад +6

    I love these types of videos because it reminds me of when I was little and played doctor with friends and cousins. It gives me nostalgia and asmr all in one and I lobe them so much

  • @TheReeShow
    @TheReeShow 7 лет назад +438

    I suffer from scoliosis so I've had my back poked and prodded so the sounds of this gave me tingles but the visuals just made me laugh xD love your work. I enjoyed it still.

    • @PaganGoddess777
      @PaganGoddess777 7 лет назад +13

      TheReeShow he has a small curve. his spine isn't straight

    • @cassidyornellas7329
      @cassidyornellas7329 7 лет назад +2

      Natalie Rivera oh

    • @laurenorris1865
      @laurenorris1865 7 лет назад +7

      TheReeShow hey me too, I had surgery to correct it 7 years ago. fun times.

    • @adorableackles2044
      @adorableackles2044 7 лет назад +60

      TheReeShow my spine is as straight as ellen

    • @mayaelliott683
      @mayaelliott683 7 лет назад +6

      Natalie Wooley YOUR COMMENT OMFG IM CRYING

  • @plasma5321
    @plasma5321 6 лет назад +137

    I wish I was this person this must of been very relaxing to him lol

  • @IrishTaco31
    @IrishTaco31 5 лет назад +36

    Astounding how he doesn't tremble when she traces his back so softly, my back is so sensitive and someone draws their names down my back I can't help but squirm it feels so nice and relaxing, who ever my life partner will be is gonna be a lucky woman I will clean and I mean everything and make meals and whatever needs to be done in exchange for gently clawing down and up my back, I'll give her the same treatment.

    • @nelishon1778
      @nelishon1778 5 лет назад +2

      Let's be together sensitive backs xD

    • @IrishTaco31
      @IrishTaco31 5 лет назад +1

      NelishoN lmao

    • @lucanvalarien5666
      @lucanvalarien5666 5 лет назад +3

      @@IrishTaco31, you are a noble man for saying this. There are fewer and fewer like this with each passing day.

    • @IrishTaco31
      @IrishTaco31 5 лет назад +2

      @@lucanvalarien5666 thank you

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +1

      @@lucanvalarien5666 ILL BUY THE WORLD FOR YOU JUST PLZ MY BACK NEED SCRATCHY LOVE!

  • @briankleinmeyer8876
    @briankleinmeyer8876 5 лет назад +158

    05:40 "Morticia..in..danger. Stop. Send help..Stop.."

  • @まめ-v4g4u
    @まめ-v4g4u 5 лет назад +45

    おすすめに出てきやがった……
    なんやこれ……見入っちゃうなぁ
    このカチカチなんや……

    • @まめ-v4g4u
      @まめ-v4g4u 5 лет назад +2

      @@pipico_pipico 情報提供ありがとうございます!アレルギーテストなんですね……知らなかったです……

    • @ゆみ匠龍門-l5h
      @ゆみ匠龍門-l5h 5 лет назад +1

      なんなんだ??と思って最後まで謎だったから、このコメント助かりました!
      よかった~日本語で説明ありがとう♡

    • @こよ-c1c
      @こよ-c1c 5 лет назад

      でも気持ちよさそうやから、アレルギーでもなんでもやって欲しいなー笑

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад +2

      English

    • @aubrymarie2327
      @aubrymarie2327 5 лет назад +1

      Same dude

  • @cassandrecallanta
    @cassandrecallanta 7 лет назад +478

    At first I thought that stomach growl was me but then when I had to "rewind" a few seconds back I realized it was from the video lol!

    • @mmg492
      @mmg492 7 лет назад

      Cassandre Callanta I usually know when is talking my stomach lol

    • @emery6070
      @emery6070 6 лет назад +5

      I read your comment before watching the video, so when I heard a growl I assumed it wasn't me, but I paused the video and could still hear it, whoops.

    • @ritaasmr8876
      @ritaasmr8876 6 лет назад

      OMG i just noticed that!

    • @a-paige
      @a-paige 6 лет назад +1

      Cassandre Callanta oh my god same, it felt so real ahah

    • @drivepov2585
      @drivepov2585 6 лет назад +1

      ikr i felt my stomach vibrate and i had to rewind like 8 times. felt it everytime

  • @jamieperez6580
    @jamieperez6580 7 лет назад +233

    While their videos have a lot of triggers I just can't watch to go to sleep bc they do a bunch of shit that makes no sense and I'm just laying here questioning all the fuckery. Lmao like the tapping on a box on someone's back 🤔😂😂

    • @CivilTommy
      @CivilTommy 7 лет назад +15

      Jamie Perez true, it would be much more triggering if there was a bit more realism in this "inspection"... The sense of fake doesn't leave me through video, preventing tingles from appearing

    • @WhisperingKeiju
      @WhisperingKeiju 7 лет назад +18

      It's kinda fascinating though. Couldn't go to sleep bc I can't stop watching the video. I'm constantly thinking "What the hell is she doing?!" :D

    • @MegaGeewee
      @MegaGeewee 7 лет назад +3

      Doctor's log: Despite the ad saying it was for big mistakes, the eraser did not remove the patient from existence. Next idea: going to medical school.

    • @nootkpr
      @nootkpr 7 лет назад +2

      thank god this comment exists, there's so many bs asmr videos out there. so much crap to wade through.

    • @danidowd9246
      @danidowd9246 7 лет назад

      Okay this is literally my thoughts durning any asmr video 😂 I literally cannot sleep because I end up invested in the video and going “ what are they doing?”

  • @Staceykraken
    @Staceykraken 4 года назад +34

    Despite the funny comments, this was oddly relaxing. The sounds created are wonderful! Thank you for making this video. That guy must have been asleep through most of it 😉

  • @MrPoppaCaps
    @MrPoppaCaps 7 лет назад +53

    You guys are great. I love how imaginative you are and how your videos are always so quiet and relaxing. You always make the right sounds and they are always captured perfectly by your microphone. Watching this I realize the importance of a still and relaxed subject. If he were moving, coughing, fidgeting, etc. it would not be as enjoyable.
    I've just added this to my list of favorites. Stellar job! Thank you.

    • @FeMaleASMR
      @FeMaleASMR  7 лет назад +7

      +Seahorse
      Thank you very much:)

  • @charleyycharley9859
    @charleyycharley9859 7 лет назад +76

    I always get tingles within 3 second of clicking on the video. You both are the best!

    • @FeMaleASMR
      @FeMaleASMR  7 лет назад +8

      +C. C.
      Thank you very much:)

  • @trisamaulidya6820
    @trisamaulidya6820 7 лет назад +559

    If that was my back, there would be major goosebumps like raw chicken skin LOL niceee thank you :)

  • @drlingbxby5692
    @drlingbxby5692 4 года назад +87

    “You can tell this is a back because of the way it is”

  • @aidanmcelroy8207
    @aidanmcelroy8207 5 лет назад +137

    ... it’s deeply concerning that the “patient” didn’t move AT ALL during the video... not even like moving for breathing. I think they are dead.........

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 года назад +5

      Seriously tho I can’t sit still for 5 minutes how just how

    • @spicysock2783
      @spicysock2783 4 года назад

      Aidan McElroy it’s called doing a no breathe.

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +8

      @@spicysock2783 when the ASMR is so good you go perma-sleep

    • @gimpy6643
      @gimpy6643 3 года назад +1

      Exactly like damn, I would have to scratch or stretch lmao

  • @MorganGrammer
    @MorganGrammer 7 лет назад +4

    I find watching these videos lessen my anxiety when having real appointments

  • @momandbabyb9821
    @momandbabyb9821 7 лет назад +139

    I made a bet that if I didn’t watch ASMR videos for a week my sister would give me $50 but does this count as ASMR I could say it was an educational medical video that happened to give me tingles right?

    • @robbieshaft
      @robbieshaft 6 лет назад +5

      Mom And Baby B I think you lost 😅

    • @BabyItsSunny
      @BabyItsSunny 6 лет назад +7

      Just lie

    • @Sloppy_Stomachs
      @Sloppy_Stomachs 6 лет назад +2

      She's gonna see your comment because she has the same idea

    • @Thatfoobugz
      @Thatfoobugz 6 лет назад +1

      Well i mean it says ASMR in the title😂

    • @Lizzy-cq5bu
      @Lizzy-cq5bu 5 лет назад

      *the Professor have a good day, my sir* NoT MinE CoS I DoNT HavE A SiSteR Ha

  • @creekheartgaming2840
    @creekheartgaming2840 5 лет назад +145

    "Hold still while I use my salad tongs from my lunch to measure your back"

  • @xeleonora
    @xeleonora 7 лет назад +13

    Can't help but notice that the stickers are written in Dutch! :D
    I was hoping you would use the blue brush in the back, however i still looooved this video! Especially the part with the sticky foam thingy. Amazing!

  • @btrigwel
    @btrigwel 7 лет назад +214

    Okay. In my next life? I want to come back as this guy. SO relaxing!

    • @btrigwel
      @btrigwel 7 лет назад +4

      LOL ok. It's just hyperbole, dude. Settle down.

    • @btrigwel
      @btrigwel 7 лет назад +1

      I understand. I'm also curious, so if you don't mind me asking - What need do you think it meets for you when you succeed in annoying people?

    • @btrigwel
      @btrigwel 7 лет назад +2

      I appreciate your directness and your honesty. Thanks for answering, and happy trolling.

    • @chuckyscott2007
      @chuckyscott2007 7 лет назад +2

      I don't believe in god, But I do think that, scientifically, you could be reborn as someone, as your atoms leave your body and they have to go somewhere, right? Like, I could be reborn as a chair.

    • @literallyaghost
      @literallyaghost 7 лет назад +2

      TurletCleaner You sound so young. I sincerely hope you're able to find some perspective and empathy before your casual trolling for lulz turns you into yet another sociopathic internet edgelord.

  • @nikitaaleksandra5046
    @nikitaaleksandra5046 6 лет назад +382

    I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school

  • @louiealfonso9087
    @louiealfonso9087 4 года назад +97

    Its so funny where almost 5.7 million people are just staring on someone else's back😂😂😂

  • @tr16apv
    @tr16apv 6 лет назад +70

    24:14 i found this part sooooooooo relaxing

    • @syazwan1765
      @syazwan1765 4 года назад +5

      Finally, a comment about the whole point of the video

  • @pksagara
    @pksagara 7 лет назад +425

    15:48 "let me just assess your back with this hole-puncher here. ..ok reaction seems normal".

  • @Leno57
    @Leno57 6 лет назад +48

    If doctor appointments went like this I'd like to go more often.

    • @handsoap4446
      @handsoap4446 5 лет назад +3

      konsistenzlos yea but then you went in for an allergy test and then she just taps your back a few times and you learn nothing

  • @Apollo2498
    @Apollo2498 Год назад +1

    This video was the 1st asmr video I’ve seen back in 2018 that’s how I fell in love with this type of content and has helped me sleep ever since love this channel and these 2 wonderful creators

  • @georgi5043
    @georgi5043 6 лет назад +369

    He doesn't have hands *oof*

  • @savannahrobbins8914
    @savannahrobbins8914 7 лет назад +127

    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for doing my idea of a video!!! love it!

    • @FeMaleASMR
      @FeMaleASMR  7 лет назад +57

      +Savannah Robbins
      You're welcome:))

  • @honeybadger2898
    @honeybadger2898 7 лет назад +18

    Well, I personally am new to this channel, but this does kinda remind me of my favorite ASMRists, such as ER, Tiraraduguello (is that how you spell his name?) and a few more. I'm going to continue watching this lovely pair of Germans and hopefully they can bring something new to the table!

  • @michaelwise9857
    @michaelwise9857 4 года назад +184

    Whoever reads her dr notes in the future:
    Two shoulders, 3 moles and a spine.

  • @northeastrailwayproductions
    @northeastrailwayproductions 5 лет назад +56

    The second she touched my back I would have started laughing uncontrollably lmao... no way could I sit there like this dude.. lmao

    • @Pocketsand99
      @Pocketsand99 4 года назад +2

      Lmao same! My back is extremely ticklish.

  • @exoticgooble4288
    @exoticgooble4288 7 лет назад +70

    Legend has it that she only scribbled on her notepad...

  • @loganwaddell1710
    @loganwaddell1710 3 года назад +45

    Imagine going to the doctor to solve your spine problems and she just starts testing out her new tools she found on ur back and gives you a random diagnosis like “you have strep throat”

  • @johnny-ms4fm
    @johnny-ms4fm 5 лет назад +65

    It looks like a vase if you squint enough

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +1

      it took everything in my power not to make a sex joke...