Glad to see Bioware has a sense of humour. I found this hilarious. BTW I'm enjoying this masterpiece of a game you released, honostly couldn't ask for more. Thank you Bioware :D
Good points man, it did take days for the Migrant Fleet to go through a Mass Relay. While it would theoretically take things of a smaller mass (I.E Collectors) a shorter time to transport you have to account for the fact the Conduit was put a tiny relay in comparison to the ones joining system to system. Heck Geth were still going through it when Shepard arrived with Garrus and Wrex. The Mass Relay on the Citadel is in the middle of the finance district, very public...
This is a literal video that I laughed at while watching with my eyes. Open. But occasionally closing followed immediately by reopening. Which I constantly do while I'm awake. And now I will click "Post" with my mouse. But not a living mouse. The other kind.
@randomtravis well no...there's one ending with 3 diff colored explosions, reapers are either destroyed or leave, mass relays explode, citadel explodes. the "16 diff endings" is just small changes here and there that hardly reflect all the time and hardwork people spent on their games to get the exact ending they wanted, oh whats that? my two completely play throughs through the first 2 games has the nearly EXACT same ending? thats what gets people, plus the confusion of the ending in general
Yes chocolate is indeed outperforme by icing and sprinkles when it comes down to Cake toppings. However one does have to admit that .it does monopoloise other topping when it comes down to biscuits and cookies.
i poured about 100 hours into both mass effect 1 and 2 and can confidently say that the ending (apart from the whole blue kid part) was what i expected it to be
@MrRudiMentary Awesome, i've downloaded on the PSN in Brazil it usually takes like 10 days to come to the stores, and there's no collectors edition. So the digital copy is cheaper and you can play it on the day it comes out :D
@2010starwarsfan i was actually so passionate about having an idea of a good ending i actually took time last night to write out much better endings, which actually take into account of the choices you made and your EMS, its like 3 pages long so far if you'd like me to send it to you here on youtube. it's very crude right now but i think the ideas are solid
They believed humans were the last that needed to be harvested (hence ME2) and the original ending would've seen Shepard having to make a choice between sacrificing humanity (Reapers stop killing, Relays get fixed), sacrifing several other races (Reapers stop, Relays POSSIBLY get fixed) or fighing the Reapers and finding your own solutions (Reapers get destroyed, Relays POSSIBLY get fixed. Alternatively you could fail the final mission)
I see your enthusiasm for another game, and I'm with you 100%. One question though. What would the next game be like? Almost every loose end is tied up in ME3 and it doesn't seem like there would be a way to even go on. They endings are all different (Don't go all different color explosions, same endings bullshit on me) Which ending would they have ME4 start off from? What if you got the wrong one?
Thank you for stating what happened in the trailer that is more than a week old.I needed that.Really.Hearing your voice. Fuck anyone who comments back saying overwise.
@Persason whatever is the reason i have already activated game trough proxy as i did with battlefield 3 back in time, but still this starts to annoy me. And yet they wonder about piracy...
@SheldonKooper666 they probably got permission and given it's there trailer they could take him to court cus of copyright, so really there being quite nice.
Original ending... is that the use of mass effect fields was causing stars to prematurely age and the reapers were keeping species from using too many ME fields to keep organics from tearing our stars apart one?
@wisemenx Not a video they made, just one they have put up that was done by someone lse. Guess they liked it that much they put up on their channel too. :)
@URDTM I agree, I don't necessarily see humor in this, but When Tobuscus does literal trailers, he does them not to make fun of the trailers, he does it because he wants to put a literal sense to the trailer. Emphasis on literal sense, obviously why it's called a literal trailer. I think, this literal trailer just makes the trailer even better
From there they could just as easily make a frontal attack on the Citadel with their vessels whilst Harbinger does what needs to be done. Without Shepard there to stop them the Collectors could easlly activate the Citadel Relay and bring fourth the Reaper Fleet which would decimate any council ships defending the Citadel (including the Destiny Ascension). The Collectors would then become expendable making the loss of such vessels moot.
I love how Mass Effect Official used this trailer
8 years later...
And it’s still one of the best trailers in video game industry (good old days with Tobuscus)
Personally life was way better back in 2012/13
I still remember most of the words bro hahahaha
Still true, two years later.
I think his best has always been his Assassins Creed ones
But this one is badass regardless
I was so happy when I realised the shoulder massage of death actually happened in game. xD
I totally did not watch this until I memorized the words.
shoulder massage of death :) just the best description ever for husk attack lol
Why on earth do I only find this now?
Wanna find it again? 😊
i should make a literal mass effect 3 ending vid of me just cursing and banging my head against the wall
Wait is this really the official mass effect channel? Because if so I can die happy knowing they know about this trailer and reposted it
"Don't massage my shoulders or I'll EARTH you."
Best... LINE... everrrrrrrrrrr...!!!
Nearly ten years later and this is still amazing.
Tobuscus
still gave me goosebumps. good work tobuscus
That's were amazing! Thank you so much!
''Toy that started this, and now Shepard is pissed'' the greatest lines evar ;D
First like after 9 years
Glad to see Bioware has a sense of humour. I found this hilarious. BTW I'm enjoying this masterpiece of a game you released, honostly couldn't ask for more. Thank you Bioware :D
this is absolutely masterful. I wish the ending to the game was this well thought out and creative...
If it was up to me, I would name this song "Shoulder massage of death" and put it in the official Mass Effect 3 Soundtrack. Brilliant lyrics.
TOBUSCUS!!!
Good points man, it did take days for the Migrant Fleet to go through a Mass Relay. While it would theoretically take things of a smaller mass (I.E Collectors) a shorter time to transport you have to account for the fact the Conduit was put a tiny relay in comparison to the ones joining system to system. Heck Geth were still going through it when Shepard arrived with Garrus and Wrex.
The Mass Relay on the Citadel is in the middle of the finance district, very public...
watched this 21 times and it doesn't get boring :DD
I love any kind of parodies that are well done.
@VSLibrary.
That's good to know. Thanks for the info.
This is a literal video that I laughed at while watching with my eyes. Open. But occasionally closing followed immediately by reopening. Which I constantly do while I'm awake. And now I will click "Post" with my mouse. But not a living mouse. The other kind.
i am in love with this video!!!
After you complete the game on Insanity you should be able to unlock a final mode where these guys narrate throughout the entire game
THIS ist the BEST trailer I've EVER seen!
I've been dying for this to come out.
You have to broadcast it to the reapers.They either run away or fall in love hahahahaha
General Blade hahahaha
Toby = awesomeness.
i like how you have a tobuscus literal trailer
The Song he sings with is by Two Steps from hell After the Fall its a great song and one of the best Literal Trailers yet I think
This was fantastic.
@randomtravis well no...there's one ending with 3 diff colored explosions, reapers are either destroyed or leave, mass relays explode, citadel explodes. the "16 diff endings" is just small changes here and there that hardly reflect all the time and hardwork people spent on their games to get the exact ending they wanted, oh whats that? my two completely play throughs through the first 2 games has the nearly EXACT same ending? thats what gets people, plus the confusion of the ending in general
@MrRudiMentary only not available for the fucking euroupe, you can download it now on the US psn if you can't wait btw.
Tobuscus you are amazing
awesome song!
O.O Wow it seemed like you guys really had alot of time on your hands to create this video.
You sir are my new idol!
Yes chocolate is indeed outperforme by icing and sprinkles when it comes down to Cake toppings. However one does have to admit that .it does monopoloise other topping when it comes down to biscuits and cookies.
@joedatius Endings from what i have concluded to is that they are different for everyone so endings really vary
Bioware, this is the best trailer anyone has ever done for anything. Well done putting your name on it and making it official.
@juggernaut51 Actually it mostly depends if you destroyed the collector base or chose to save it. And there is 18 different endings*
Probably my favorite one
This video sounds awesome, something about it makes me watch it once a day. I suppose just the way it sounds.
9+ people recieved the shoulder massage of death.
That's.... the best thing ever put to video.
This made my day.
this made my day
I'm subbed to Toby and Bioware, so I got this video this morning. Not that watching again is a bad thing.
That was...beautiful...
@juggernaut51 actually they are more based on if you destroyed the collector base or not. And it's 18*
i poured about 100 hours into both mass effect 1 and 2 and can confidently say that the ending (apart from the whole blue kid part) was what i expected it to be
@MrRudiMentary Awesome, i've downloaded on the PSN in Brazil it usually takes like 10 days to come to the stores, and there's no collectors edition. So the digital copy is cheaper and you can play it on the day it comes out :D
lol the second literal trailer that made it on TVs :)
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK TOBY!
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL EPIC.
@2010starwarsfan i was actually so passionate about having an idea of a good ending i actually took time last night to write out much better endings, which actually take into account of the choices you made and your EMS, its like 3 pages long so far if you'd like me to send it to you here on youtube. it's very crude right now but i think the ideas are solid
this is the best toby literal i have ever seen. its epic and funny
that was actually splendid
Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed consistently have the best trailers ever
Though initially it seemed unlikely...I am now dumber.
Man i miss times like these when people made effort for on yt
They believed humans were the last that needed to be harvested (hence ME2) and the original ending would've seen Shepard having to make a choice between sacrificing humanity (Reapers stop killing, Relays get fixed), sacrifing several other races (Reapers stop, Relays POSSIBLY get fixed) or fighing the Reapers and finding your own solutions (Reapers get destroyed, Relays POSSIBLY get fixed. Alternatively you could fail the final mission)
This is gold.
HOLY CRAP this would be so fun to live in a world like this
oO
The most perfect trailer I've ever seen!
"Laser beam of death makes explosions of death" Very literal
'And now Shepard is pissed '
lol
Recurring lines makes everything nice.
"and now... Shepard is pissed."
This vid should get an Oscar. A Nobel. I don't care what it is the category, it will win. =D
awsome song
I see your enthusiasm for another game, and I'm with you 100%. One question though. What would the next game be like? Almost every loose end is tied up in ME3 and it doesn't seem like there would be a way to even go on. They endings are all different (Don't go all different color explosions, same endings bullshit on me) Which ending would they have ME4 start off from? What if you got the wrong one?
Woah..;. I just noticed that Shepard's using a Mattock as a full-auto weapon
Thank you for stating what happened in the trailer that is more than a week old.I needed that.Really.Hearing your voice.
Fuck anyone who comments back saying overwise.
@Persason whatever is the reason i have already activated game trough proxy as i did with battlefield 3 back in time, but still this starts to annoy me. And yet they wonder about piracy...
I'm Comandar Shepard, and this is my favorite commercial for Mass Effect 3.
Damn! not out in england yet
Best. Literal. Ever.
Will forever be watching my back for the dreaded Shoulder Massage of Death
@SheldonKooper666 they probably got permission and given it's there trailer they could take him to court cus of copyright, so really there being quite nice.
Original ending... is that the use of mass effect fields was causing stars to prematurely age and the reapers were keeping species from using too many ME fields to keep organics from tearing our stars apart one?
@golumpygo It's available in Poland :P
TOBY I EFFIN LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!
Why is it that in the trailer Shepard has an entire army behind him but in the game you get utterly destroyed.
That major coats guy said he spent three days stuck in Big Ben. If thats true then that guy is him
....and now shepard is pissed.
Needs to be a tv ad!
@wisemenx Not a video they made, just one they have put up that was done by someone lse. Guess they liked it that much they put up on their channel too. :)
i want this as my ringtone
OMFG best trailer ever!!! :)
omg they put tobuscus on their channel!!!
@URDTM I agree, I don't necessarily see humor in this, but When Tobuscus does literal trailers, he does them not to make fun of the trailers, he does it because he wants to put a literal sense to the trailer. Emphasis on literal sense, obviously why it's called a literal trailer. I think, this literal trailer just makes the trailer even better
This actually made it onto the official channel?!
I've been waiting for Tobuscus to sing Two Steps From Hell.
Absolutely amazing. Bioware should get Toby to do a version of all their ME3 trailers like this. xD
I am chuckling so loud
From there they could just as easily make a frontal attack on the Citadel with their vessels whilst Harbinger does what needs to be done. Without Shepard there to stop them the Collectors could easlly activate the Citadel Relay and bring fourth the Reaper Fleet which would decimate any council ships defending the Citadel (including the Destiny Ascension). The Collectors would then become expendable making the loss of such vessels moot.
and there is 3 endings by the way 2 of them doesnt involve killing
There are so many potential memes in this, it's great!
I think this makes up for the ending.