Barbie was just too silly to run a cult 😔

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • Original audio from Vanderpump Rules

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  • @Dandylionarts
    @Dandylionarts  3 месяца назад +166

    Original audio from Vanderpump Rules

  • @darkpersona1462
    @darkpersona1462 3 месяца назад +1171

    Orin being the “sane” sibling seems so wrong but feels so right.

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 3 месяца назад +70

      God, the phrase "Orin is the sane one" made me shiver with dread

    • @darkpersona1462
      @darkpersona1462 3 месяца назад +12

      @@hfar_in_the_sky As it should.

    • @waimarieheap5608
      @waimarieheap5608 3 месяца назад +22

      They’re technically not siblings, Orin just thinks so. Durge is more like their aunty/uncle.

    • @darkpersona1462
      @darkpersona1462 3 месяца назад +20

      @@waimarieheap5608 nahhhhh they definitely siblings. Look at all that sibling energy they have in the game! She tries to kill you because she was brainwashed into thinking that’s how things work, you lose your memory and become an entirely different person, you meet again, you both try to kill each other, you kill her. It’s all classic sibling stuff.

    • @waimarieheap5608
      @waimarieheap5608 3 месяца назад +16

      @@darkpersona1462 Sibling energy maybe but Orin isn’t a Bhaalspawn sibling from Bhaal himself. She’s an inbred spawn of her own grandfather Sarevok.

  • @lastassassin4443
    @lastassassin4443 3 месяца назад +551

    Orin out here acting like she is the competent one yet she couldn’t even kill Barbie correctly if you fail at killing our pink haired durge than your just a failure

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 месяца назад +47

      Killing Dark Urge was never the point. They were infected with the first tadpole and experimented on to perfect the process, becoming the first True Soul. Orin wanted to ruin him and leave him as another mindless servant.
      This is in line with her misguided notion that murder should be dramatic and performative. In truth, she could perform the most elaborate murder ritual ever, and Bhaal would be more impressed by Durge stabbing up two random NPCs.
      Bhaal only cares about raw numbers.

    • @mirrorXshard
      @mirrorXshard 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@silverblade357 honestly, I kind of feel for her. She's trying to go for quality, only to have Bhaal keep saying "but did line go up?"

    • @Cazzer1604
      @Cazzer1604 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@silverblade357Not even the God of Murder appreciates the arts anymore smh, everything these days is all about numbers and results.

    • @willow8186
      @willow8186 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Cazzer1604Sad, really. The murder business has become such a soulless industry 😢

  • @fluffyplatypuscontent2554
    @fluffyplatypuscontent2554 3 месяца назад +159

    Orin:”how are we related?”
    Orin, you don’t want the real answer to that question…

  • @soapiestbeast4810
    @soapiestbeast4810 3 месяца назад +136

    The urge to run a Valley girl durge grows stronger every short 😂😂

  • @fightclub6284
    @fightclub6284 3 месяца назад +117

    I'd like to imagine that in this case Orin didn't even try to kill the Durge, they just told them to take a vacation or something and let them run the cult for a while, and then the Durge tripped and hit their head on a rock and got their amnesia that way

    • @bearandthebull2372
      @bearandthebull2372 3 месяца назад +10

      Honest to God if this was canon nobody would be surprised.The idea that regular durge just fell one day and pulled a Goku is hilarious and completely in-character.

    • @fightclub6284
      @fightclub6284 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@bearandthebull2372 Then when you meet the villains they are like, "hey there you are! It's been a while, how was your trip?" And then everyone is confused lol

    • @Jim_A_Person
      @Jim_A_Person 3 месяца назад +2

      i feel like orin might have added a little stab here and there

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 3 месяца назад +97

    this is funny because canonically speaking it's the inverse, Durge wrote in his journal that he had no idea what he was going to do with Orin because she can't control herself and focuses on playing with her kills rather than simply getting it over with and moving on to the next

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 3 месяца назад +17

      Fr Dark Urge prior to becoming an amnesiac was a highly competent planner and had orchestrated the whole situation to run like clockwork. Orin screwed it up by being too impulsive and power hungry which put the whole plan in jeopardy

    • @daleketer7369
      @daleketer7369 2 месяца назад +2

      @@gerstein03 Orin accidentally saved the world, like Gollum before her.

  • @s1b3r11
    @s1b3r11 3 месяца назад +80

    When Orin looks smart, competent and sane compared to you, know that something is wrong XD

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 3 месяца назад +2

      Just like Zeus should be God of One Night Stands, Bhaal should be the God of Sweet Home Alabama

  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 Месяц назад +1

    Orin being terminally annoyed with her crazy great-aunt (because Orin is the Dark Urge's niece AND grand-niece, but not their sister) never ceases to crack me up.

  • @CursedCrusaderArts
    @CursedCrusaderArts 3 месяца назад +20

    As far as Orin is concerned, Barbie is the neighbours kid 😂

  • @ensemble3647
    @ensemble3647 3 месяца назад +36

    Barb will kill you by the power of the silly.

  • @generaltamago4931
    @generaltamago4931 3 месяца назад +20

    Orin's last resort would be sending Barbie in to deal with the enemy.

  • @mrkripo6227
    @mrkripo6227 3 месяца назад +3

    The most funny part that in Bd3 Dark Urge was the one who designed whole Absolute plan. I would love to see how this character manage to do it🚬

  • @Drengade
    @Drengade 3 месяца назад +6

    "Dignity" - Wears a crab

  • @behema9713
    @behema9713 3 месяца назад +2

    HOLY SHIT THIS WAS THE BEST BG3 ANIMATION--no. BEST VIDEO ive seen. as someone who has done 5 playthroughs, with 4 being durge, you just... you get it.

  • @izelestrellacasasrenteria9257
    @izelestrellacasasrenteria9257 3 месяца назад +6

    Barbie is just living life to its fullest ❤

  • @RegashuDB
    @RegashuDB 3 месяца назад +4

    Self respect? Dignity? Damn who’s the shapeshifter that replaced Orin?!

  • @Forgotten_Fog
    @Forgotten_Fog 3 месяца назад +2

    Love how orin is just tired of her shit

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater 3 месяца назад

    Orin: how are we related?
    Barbie: metaphysically I'm your great aunt.

  • @ziimulhah3223
    @ziimulhah3223 3 месяца назад +7

    So is Barbie Chaotic Evil too, or is she the world's most murdery-stabby CN?

    • @ivantheenigma577
      @ivantheenigma577 3 месяца назад +3

      Neutral Evil, because she's so Chaotic that she'll sometimes be Lawful to keep you on your toes.

    • @Dandylionarts
      @Dandylionarts  3 месяца назад +3

      Chaotic evil before she got bonked on the head and then chaotic neutral after that 😁

  • @GlitchedMuse
    @GlitchedMuse 3 месяца назад +1

    Orin says she has self-respect and dignity, despite the fact that when you first see her, she's raving about how she wants to kill Kethtic, and may as well have been on the verge of climaxing at the thought.
    I'm not saying Durge is much better. They're both fucked. And it seems they both took a poetry class or two from how they speak when they're having psychotic episodes. But, at least Durge could restrain themselves enough to act normal, from how Grotash speaks of them. At least, they could before Orin turned their brain into Swiss cheese.

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 3 месяца назад +1

    Barbie may be too silly to run a cult, but she can sure attract new members.

  • @globeparasite9381
    @globeparasite9381 Месяц назад

    I always watch those reels imagining that, meanwhile, my cleric of Mystra is using the undaunted power of the SUN to tear through every member of their organisation

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur6236 3 месяца назад

    This is how I feel when I play MMO’s or TCG’s and prioritize aesthetic over meta

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 3 месяца назад

    Orin: Welcome to my world, my silly little playingthing.
    Barbie: omigosh hiiiiii~
    Orin: ... Actually nevermind, I'll come back when I see some braincells behind those eyes. This is just wrong
    Barbie: *who said you can leave? c:*

  • @IzznyxtheWitch
    @IzznyxtheWitch 3 месяца назад +2

    "How are we related?"
    You don't wanna know. I'm not even sure we do know. Biologically I guess Barbie is Orin's grandmother, because the Dark Urge is just a clone of Bhaal? And Orin's mother was a 1st bloodline Bhaalspawn(presumably? Sarevok doesn't have Bhaal in him, so it has to be her mother's side?)

    • @artificerprime4154
      @artificerprime4154 3 месяца назад

      Sarevok is still a Bhaalspawn, so it definitely came from him. And Orin's mother is also Sarevok's daughter.

  • @Juntercole
    @Juntercole 3 месяца назад +2

    Hook horror so cuute

  • @cannyvalley8522
    @cannyvalley8522 3 месяца назад

    I wanted to argue but then remembered that Orin spares her abductee no check needed if you hold you side of the deal and slay Gortash hmm

  • @Moldy_Box
    @Moldy_Box 3 месяца назад

    The ultimate I can fix her situation

  • @TheQuietPlace12600
    @TheQuietPlace12600 3 месяца назад +1

    I LOVE GORTASH

  • @bravejelly2615
    @bravejelly2615 3 месяца назад +1

    So if I understood it right, Orin is Durge?'s half niece by being sarevok anchev's daughter and half great niece by being also sarevok's grandaughter? and Durge was also the half aunt of helena anchev (sarevok's daughter)???

    • @Dandylionarts
      @Dandylionarts  3 месяца назад

      Yes, I believe you are correct! They have quite the family tree lol

  • @miklosz4162
    @miklosz4162 3 месяца назад

    Bhaal when creating this Bhaalspawn had to carve him out from his less hate-crazy part of him and more of "positively crazy" side lol

  • @000Dragon50000
    @000Dragon50000 3 месяца назад

    One thing I'd like to see is who in this version of events came up with the Elder Brain Crown of Karsus plan. It sounds just crazy enough to have come from Barbie but would she know how all that works?

    • @Dandylionarts
      @Dandylionarts  3 месяца назад +2

      I feel like in Barbie’s world, she was just kinda there vibing while Gortash came up with the whole plan 😅

  • @dirimi6352
    @dirimi6352 3 месяца назад

    Tbh I quite love the slightly chonkier design of these characters compared to how we see them in games. I can't tell what it is but it just looks right for a series, if I can call it that, about Durge.

    • @Dandylionarts
      @Dandylionarts  3 месяца назад

      Thanks! 😊 I do think that the in game characters are way too skinny- I wish we could play around with body type instead of just having small skinny person or big buff person as our options

  • @I_urge_to_count
    @I_urge_to_count 3 месяца назад

    Orin don’t be a bitch, that was awesome.

  • @TheQuietPlace12600
    @TheQuietPlace12600 3 месяца назад +1

    LOL

  • @moona_ttv
    @moona_ttv 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carlak.5346
    @carlak.5346 3 месяца назад

    😂

  • @Zeldafan1009
    @Zeldafan1009 3 месяца назад

    Orin lookin kinda

  • @aristobrat4987
    @aristobrat4987 3 месяца назад

    "how are we related" my nasty headcanon says im her sister and her daddy LMAO

    • @AhNerd
      @AhNerd 2 месяца назад

      Do explain