*Let’s be honest we’re only here for the Scenarios* 🤣🤣 James actually putting himself in each situation like he’s dealt with *EVERYTHING* is simply the best 😭😭
Favourite part of tis podcast is that, unlike most other podcasters, you guys don't interrupt each other. You actually listen and let each other talk. LOVE THAT!
Was at a bar once and simply asked a girl her name, her response was “ nothing u need to know” and she walked away. I was legitimately frozen for 30 seconds
Because most dudes won't go away if you're polite about it, unfortunately. And depending on the vibe you give off in that moment, you might catch a stray 😭🤣 Especially in a bar or club.
@@Lill2895 reminds me of the time my friend caught a stray on Bourbon Street once. Dude followed us all the way to the next club. She told him to go find his friends 😂
Women that are extra harsh actually give you a gift and don't waste your time and even money. It's rude, yes, but they don't play you. I would take such an honest no from a person any time, it doesn't hurt half as much as the game of the exploiters and cheaters.
He's being more open aswell it's jokes to find out he's no angel clearly we don't know him like we think we do and he's unravelling before out eyes .. very entertaining
A female friend drunkenly told me that her boyfriend confessed to her that he was actually into me but thought I was out of his league so he asked her out instead. Even sadder is that I'm not exceptionally good looking, and worse, she stayed with him despite him disrespecting her like that!
PLEASE 😭. The fact that I've said something similar almost word for word😂. Except it was "It's good to want things, isn't it? But it's even better not to get them. You learn more that way."😂
“Collect” my dance is CRAZYYYYY😂😂😂. Even if she were expecting him to come over to ask her to dance, that word choice is so wild. Poor young James was so flustered. ☠️
My worst one was definitely when a ex broke up with me on the very day I was planning to propose to her. I sit with her trying to understand why she wanted to break up, and she "it's just that... William is better than you, my dad likes him, my mom thinks he's great... but we can still be friends, right?" Side note: William is a guy I hated with all my heart, her dad acted all threatening to me on the only interaction we had and her mom treated me as a son through the whole relationship I had with her daughter... So, yeah, it was a triple shock to hear that. I heard by a gossip that, months later, this William was the worst and was rejected by them not much later, so, yeah, it was kind of a happy ending, I don't know 🤔😅.
My father passed yesterday morning. You guys can still make me laugh as I deal with the hardest loss I've dealt with in my life and I want to thank you so so much for this podcast. I need anything at all to keep my mind occupied and stay positive.
Sometimes saying no just isn't enough. People will be hounding you like you owe them something. Just keep quiet and walk away. 🤷♀️ Works most of the time.
This always makes me fear having a daughter. It should work every time. That one time out of 100 is what terrifies me. And it’s not even the females fault.
@@rafaelfonseca4558 my friends cousin was at the bus stop and some guy asked for her number and she said no and put her head down.. he left, came back and shot her 😔 sometimes guys don’t take “no” well.. It’s definitely a fear of mine.
@@BRIBOATMAN I had to give five of 'em, and got a laugh. Luckily the worst the mf did was forced me to kiss him, but yeah. If that were somewhere I was isolated with him, def would've gotten r*ped. Gotta be careful out there
@@BRIBOATMAN OMG? That’s so messed up, now we can’t even reject them at all. I hate these type of men as if rejection isn’t part of life and they just have to take it so personally. I’m so sorry about your friend. :( And I hope his psycho, petty ass gets what he deserves in prison.
😩my crush showed me a pic of a girl chosen for him to marry (his Muslim ) when he found out I liked him . Months later I find out the girl was his mum 😒.😂
I recently discovered ShxtsnGigs and I've got to say this is by far my favourite podcast in the world rn... I've never been laughing so much while dying inside. You guys are genuine and have the most unique style on the entire internet. It's really difficult to find a quality content like this without the whole left-right toxic bullshxt that everyone hops on these days. Keep enjoying what you do. I'm joining the Patreon and recommending this to everyone I know. Much love from the east. P.S. I've had my share of rejection stories but recently, more than half of the girls that reject me, keep getting back to me simply because I'm showing no emotion when I get rejected, I say I understand, smile and wish them a good luck. Sometimes it takes a week or a month, even a year but I almost always find a DM from these girls later. Be gracious in defeat guys and play the long game.
So I've been battling depression this festive period, but the one at 14:59 had me laughing HARD. Thank you guys for making me smile again, it had been a while :)
Hello from California. I am a new mom, felt like I lost myself because I was giving so much to my family. This podcast gave me new life. Love everything about the show. Laughter is truly the best medicine
My worst rejection: I was in this group chat some years ago and decided to shoot my shot to this one guy I thought was so fine (separate from the gc of course). His response: “Ew, it’s you” Hurt my soul eternally
This guy told my friend he liked me then he said “But I could never publicly date her because I wouldn’t want anyone to think I lowered my standards” 🤣💀
My worst rejection was when I asked this guy at work if he was dtf and he kept giggling and saying he was flattered and he didn't wanna get fired for fraternizing and that's literally it. I called in for like 2wks straight because of the embarrassment and eventually changed jobs 💀
Damn were you fat and short or super skinny and short? Because as long as you are tall and women view you as being attractive then what she said didn't mean nothing but if you were built like the two questions I asked you at the beginning of this comment then yeah you had to get in the gym. Because unless you have a lot of 💰 most women are not trying to mess with dudes who are fat or super skinny and short at the same time.
@@textgaming8988 I fully respect that King. Stay on the grind! 💪🏼 You got this 100%!! (Wish I could grind too, but I'm kinda sick on a doctor needed level..)
The worst rejection I ever felt was from a guy I liked in 5th year, we were on break from class,a bunch of us were messing and he said that what I'd need to make me look good couldn't be bought in a chemist, ruined my confidence, I'm now 39, and to this day It stings when I think about it......
The moment you start looking past the charisma to slowly but surely realize we been supporting F boys 😬😳 This just like a relationship, now we in too deep!!😭
Bro, I was sweating that they took the break and there was no EP coming. It's a quiet start to boxing day here in Queensland, my morning just kicked. ✊🏻✊🏻
Gotta put this. Worse rejection ive gotten was when i shot my shot at a coworker i was feeling. Didnt directly ask for a date. I just asked, "Would you think about going out with me?" She laughed... loudly. Embarrassing at first but wait, theres more. She said she wasnt looking to date right now. I respected that answer... Until she came in that following Sunday, asked on Tuesday, gushing about the date she went on with a guy to some fancy restaurant in Virginia.
One of the worst rejections I've ever had was when I was in middle school and me and two other friends were walking around the gym (it was rainy outside and they split boys and girls up, guys were on the bleachers). I walked past this guy who was sitting with his friends, I had never talked to him before and only seen him in the halls since he was a grade above me. We made and held eye contact for all of like 3 seconds and dude turns to one of his friends where I can still hear and goes 'man why all the girls here ugly' (or something along those lines, I honestly tried for most of my adolescent life not to think about it). In the moment I was so embarrassed and my face was overheating, I'm pretty sure I made up some excuse to go to the locker room until the end of class. What's crazy is a couple years down the road after I graduated high school ran into the guy again, I'm pretty sure at the mall or something - HE TRIED TO HIT ON ME. When I tell you so many things ran through my head but all I could think to do was politely decline because I get super nervous and awkward when hit on (because of jerks like him from my adolescents I have almost nonexistent self esteem). Moral of the story it was scarring for 12/13 year old me and was imo one of my worst rejections because I in no way came onto this guy.
"I've come to COLLECT my dance" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your boy is evil lmaaaoooo what a villain. HE... is the demon that you needed to swallow you whole in that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have 2 stories 1. A girl who was not on my radar at all kept trying. One day in front of my friends after school she came up and tried to touch me asking for my number. I grabbed my phone, dropped it, kicked it down the hallway and said “I would, but my phones broken.” 😂 2. I was at a party and this other black guy was approaching a girl trying to dance behind her. As soon as he touched her she turned, looked at him, and yelled “ Back up Bubba Gump!” As she pushed him backwards 😂😂😂
Mate! My wife kicked me out at 6am on Christmas morning. Took myself to New York for the day and had a blast. Now I’m stuck in a shitty motel waiting to go back to the army 😂 Christmas has been one to remember
“Long story short I did cheat on her” 😭😭😭 that wasn’t the ending I was expecting to that story 😂
Bruhh I WAS WEEAAAAKKK😭😭😭🤣
Left turn🤣 I was honestly surprised
Sent me so high I still haven’t landed 😂
Brahh! That was maaaaddd😂
Right?! Flabbergasted. 😂
James: these men can’t handle rejection
Also James: I’ll throw a glass of water at her 😂
😂😂😂
He’s toxic asf
🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣
IF you want more shxtsngigs content check my channel out!
He really said self call out lmao
James getting offended for EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO!!! 🤣🤣
@@uok6216 unless he's acting out the women parts with Fuhad. Like when he tells fuhad he'd suck the skin off him and such.
@@uok6216 dsesxk
We here for itttt
He's sooo cute haha
The minute you hear "Fuhad, Fuhad, I promise you this..." you know the outrage is coming!!!! Loooool
*Let’s be honest we’re only here for the Scenarios* 🤣🤣 James actually putting himself in each situation like he’s dealt with *EVERYTHING* is simply the best 😭😭
You didn’t lie 😂😂😂
Right looking barely in his 30s lol
Right like him and fuhad arguing like they were actually the couple 😂😂😂😂😂
"SO WE'RE THROWING STUFF AT PEOPLE, YEAH?!?!"
“Light skin activated” had me howling 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 legit laughed out loud 🤣
"The wind that left my longs" 🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I was weeeaaaakkk!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
when was that said?
I can't get over "My enemies would laugh at me." 💀
I read this comment just as Fuhad said it🤣🤣
I’ve randomly been busting out laughing over the past 2 hours from that 1 line lmaooo
But it's so true 😂
Yoooo that sent me 😂😂😂
That’s a full African saying “ My enemies will rejoice over me”
A lot of these worst rejection encounters are villain origin stories.
Turning them into demons😭
For real though, why do people have to be so heartless. Just yes or no, don't need this 'extra'
“You disgust me. You weren’t worth a second of my time.”
(A few weeks after saving her life from a suicide attempt 💀)
"That's DISGUSTING." 😡
💁🏾♂️ 🍑 💦😂
For real. 😭😂
James:guys are so sensitive
Also James “she’ll just see water coming” and “I’ll snap her ankle”🤣🤣😭
This killed me🤣🤣🤣
Fucking dead😅
Facts 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
It’s the best part 🤣🤣🤣
The “Jesus wept” from James had me screaming 😂
Full on choking lmaooo! Came from nowhere 🤣
The scream I SCRAMT when he said that 😪
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I fuckin died🤣🤣🤣🤣
FAMILY! 😂😂😂😂
Fucking same!!!!! Damn near got me fired working in this office 🤣🤣
My enemies will laugh at me. 😅😂That’s definitely a Nigerian girl.
YUP!
Has to be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I heard that, thought so too as a Nigerian girl🤣🤣🤣
Lol ikr definitely Nigerian😂
😂😂😂😂😂 there’s no lie there
Favourite part of tis podcast is that, unlike most other podcasters, you guys don't interrupt each other. You actually listen and let each other talk. LOVE THAT!
Yesss I just noticed that
I like that too
Was at a bar once and simply asked a girl her name, her response was “ nothing u need to know” and she walked away.
I was legitimately frozen for 30 seconds
PLS it seems like women are extra harsh with their reactions in the club or smth, prolly cuz they dont wanna deal with NO bs😭😭😭
Because most dudes won't go away if you're polite about it, unfortunately. And depending on the vibe you give off in that moment, you might catch a stray 😭🤣 Especially in a bar or club.
@@Lill2895 reminds me of the time my friend caught a stray on Bourbon Street once. Dude followed us all the way to the next club. She told him to go find his friends 😂
@@Lill2895 absolute facts, but they don't want to acknowledge that
Women that are extra harsh actually give you a gift and don't waste your time and even money. It's rude, yes, but they don't play you.
I would take such an honest no from a person any time, it doesn't hurt half as much as the game of the exploiters and cheaters.
James getting humbled is SENDING ME😂😂😂
Fuhad has been looking directly in the camera these last few episodes…I’m here for it 🤭
He's being more open aswell it's jokes to find out he's no angel clearly we don't know him like we think we do and he's unravelling before out eyes .. very entertaining
He loves that eye contact 😋
@@taylorpalmer894 don't we all😉😂
YES! I need more of it
i think he might be looking at Rem who sits in that corner
The re-enactments ALWAYS get me
It’s James saying hes going to make Fuhad want to throw a tree at him 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Chups chups lol
javelin got me lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣
"oh we're throwing stuff?"😂
that was so funny I couldn't breathe.
James feeling every piece of these rejections 😂😂😂😂😂
The whole “James gets humbled” section absolutely KILLED ME 😭
I lost my mum last week, you guys are the only thing that keeps me smiling RN ✨
😢🫂🫂
May she RIP🙏🏾
So sorry for your loss ❤
Condolences and may she rest in peace x
Sorry for your loss 🫂🫂
There is nothing better than James and Fuhad role playing
As a Floridian I love seeing how other people react to our news stories 🤣 never a shortage of entertainment
Florida Man/Woman always sends me🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all got the best headlines!
“That’s where the heathens live” 😂😂😂
Ong, half the shit that be going on here I’m either unaware of or think is common
Sameee. Ppl always say the crazy ppl live here or "it's always Florida". Charlemagne has done it on the radio and it's hilarious 😂
A female friend drunkenly told me that her boyfriend confessed to her that he was actually into me but thought I was out of his league so he asked her out instead.
Even sadder is that I'm not exceptionally good looking, and worse, she stayed with him despite him disrespecting her like that!
Ew. Lol
… this comment will haunt me for life. GIRL WHAT?!?!
The way I'd end up on a true crime show if my bf said some me like that to me!
Low self esteem is real.... like damn...
@@Lill2895 Wait, weren't you saying women could take rejection well?
I’ve said this to a shitty ex, he said “I want you back” and I said “it’s good to want things, it builds character”💀😂
😂😂 I'm stealing this!!
PLEASE 😭. The fact that I've said something similar almost word for word😂. Except it was "It's good to want things, isn't it? But it's even better not to get them. You learn more that way."😂
Mid
@@anywallsocket cry..
"...oh Jesus wept..." 😂 James and his phrases
James thought his lightskinned powers were working through the streets 🤣🤣🤣
"I've come to collect my dance."
I said "What?" with the exact same facial expression and cadence she did, cause Jaaaames! What?! 😂🤣😂
“Collect” my dance is CRAZYYYYY😂😂😂. Even if she were expecting him to come over to ask her to dance, that word choice is so wild. Poor young James was so flustered. ☠️
Lmao!!!!! “light skin activated!!” TOOK ME OUT!!🗣️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My worst one was definitely when a ex broke up with me on the very day I was planning to propose to her. I sit with her trying to understand why she wanted to break up, and she "it's just that... William is better than you, my dad likes him, my mom thinks he's great... but we can still be friends, right?"
Side note: William is a guy I hated with all my heart, her dad acted all threatening to me on the only interaction we had and her mom treated me as a son through the whole relationship I had with her daughter... So, yeah, it was a triple shock to hear that.
I heard by a gossip that, months later, this William was the worst and was rejected by them not much later, so, yeah, it was kind of a happy ending, I don't know 🤔😅.
Definitely sounds like karma happened
@@koru8580 Indeed, indeed 😄🤗!
From an L to a big W
Honestly a dub for you, karma is a bitch😏
@@nihilpizza6291 I don't know what dub means, but I appreciate that 😄🤗. Haha'.
The fact that you can talk about your teenage embarrassments with chest is so brave, I admire your bravery 💪🏼
“Brudda wit the bags get out the way!”
“He wasn’t even holding his own bags!!”
😂😂😂😂Noooo James! 😅😅😅
"Your sister is 100% better looking than you, don't you EVER forget that."
OH MY GAWD!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Big love from Mzansi y'all 🇿🇦
My father passed yesterday morning. You guys can still make me laugh as I deal with the hardest loss I've dealt with in my life and I want to thank you so so much for this podcast. I need anything at all to keep my mind occupied and stay positive.
Sorry for your loss, brother.
RIP to your father🕊 May God cover you and your family
@@danman350z I appreciate that
@@nqobilezondi4314 thank you I appreciate it
Sorry for your loss. That's severe. Hugs and prayers to you and your family 😞❤️
Sometimes saying no just isn't enough. People will be hounding you like you owe them something. Just keep quiet and walk away. 🤷♀️ Works most of the time.
This always makes me fear having a daughter. It should work every time. That one time out of 100 is what terrifies me. And it’s not even the females fault.
@@rafaelfonseca4558 my friends cousin was at the bus stop and some guy asked for her number and she said no and put her head down.. he left, came back and shot her 😔 sometimes guys don’t take “no” well.. It’s definitely a fear of mine.
@@BRIBOATMAN I had to give five of 'em, and got a laugh. Luckily the worst the mf did was forced me to kiss him, but yeah. If that were somewhere I was isolated with him, def would've gotten r*ped. Gotta be careful out there
@@BRIBOATMAN OMG? That’s so messed up, now we can’t even reject them at all. I hate these type of men as if rejection isn’t part of life and they just have to take it so personally. I’m so sorry about your friend. :( And I hope his psycho, petty ass gets what he deserves in prison.
38:07 James laughing at himself is why I love these guys so much! Spendin' a little bit of money, innit?! Light skin activated!!! LMAO
"So we're throwing things at people"😂😂🔥
Old man throws a whole tree!!🤣🚩
😩my crush showed me a pic of a girl chosen for him to marry (his Muslim ) when he found out I liked him . Months later I find out the girl was his mum 😒.😂
Dayum!
Wowwww...sorry
This is hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No way 😭😭
“A ring of fire and I’m standing in the middle” im acc crying 😂
My worst rejection: I told him I like him on the bus, he said “I couldn’t care less tbh” 💀
Damn!
The reenactment of the tree throwing died me 💀💀💀😂
Love you guys. Crying real tears.... let's know the facts before we get carried away 😂
Same here
I was rolling laughing in my bed 😂😂
I recently discovered ShxtsnGigs and I've got to say this is by far my favourite podcast in the world rn... I've never been laughing so much while dying inside. You guys are genuine and have the most unique style on the entire internet. It's really difficult to find a quality content like this without the whole left-right toxic bullshxt that everyone hops on these days. Keep enjoying what you do. I'm joining the Patreon and recommending this to everyone I know. Much love from the east.
P.S. I've had my share of rejection stories but recently, more than half of the girls that reject me, keep getting back to me simply because I'm showing no emotion when I get rejected, I say I understand, smile and wish them a good luck. Sometimes it takes a week or a month, even a year but I almost always find a DM from these girls later. Be gracious in defeat guys and play the long game.
"My enemies would laugh at me" sent me to the afterlife. 💀
So I've been battling depression this festive period, but the one at 14:59 had me laughing HARD. Thank you guys for making me smile again, it had been a while :)
Feel better ❤
A juicy woosie Boxing Day treat! Happy holiday everyone 🇿🇦
🇿🇦♥️
🇿🇦❤
We need a SA branch for the cult😌
@@thePanda_huma Big facts We need one 🇿🇦
🇿🇦 ❤ Cape Town, South Africa
"No offence but I think I can do better"
Them is fighting words 💀💀
Hello from California.
I am a new mom, felt like I lost myself because I was giving so much to my family. This podcast gave me new life. Love everything about the show. Laughter is truly the best medicine
55:16 YALLS RE-ENACTMENTS ARE GOLD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just imagine being Lauren today, eating her heart out 😂😬
Nahhh James kills me!! He feels every damn scenario and I live for it!! James’ madness turns me on a little I can’t lie, his rage is spicy 😄
Oh wow😂
My worst rejection: I was in this group chat some years ago and decided to shoot my shot to this one guy I thought was so fine (separate from the gc of course). His response: “Ew, it’s you”
Hurt my soul eternally
"Eternally" 😭😭😭😭😭
lmao no way a man said that to you pls 😭😭
Rude! must have needed Specsavers
I would have deleted my WhatsApp
Was he BLIND 😭 Like dang!
Love how James gets into his feelings with these scenarios 😂😂😂
This guy told my friend he liked me then he said “But I could never publicly date her because I wouldn’t want anyone to think I lowered my standards” 🤣💀
So you're saying you've become emotionally unstable with a side order of low self esteem? Where have you been all my life?
The girl suggesting other people for him to go to prom with is UNHINGED😂. But at least she was helpful
My worst rejection was when I asked this guy at work if he was dtf and he kept giggling and saying he was flattered and he didn't wanna get fired for fraternizing and that's literally it. I called in for like 2wks straight because of the embarrassment and eventually changed jobs 💀
I’m sorry that happened love😂😂 chuckling at someone who u offered sex to is disheartening
Lmfao what an absolute legend.
OMG you guys had me in stitches 😂😂😂 "I wasn't even wearing a mask"... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The light skinned activity from them both has me weak 😂😂😂
"Looking at migrating geese" James says the wildest things 🤣🤣
When they say, "the worst thing they can say is no."
I wish that was true
I was told “No woman would ever be with a guy who has a build like that” Gym motivation went crazy for a little bit there 😅
Damn were you fat and short or super skinny and short? Because as long as you are tall and women view you as being attractive then what she said didn't mean nothing but if you were built like the two questions I asked you at the beginning of this comment then yeah you had to get in the gym. Because unless you have a lot of 💰 most women are not trying to mess with dudes who are fat or super skinny and short at the same time.
@@BigLance27 I’m 6’3” lol. I was overweight back then. Nowadays I’m in shape so all is well 💪🏻 Went from 270 pounds down to 200
@@textgaming8988 noice
@@textgaming8988 I fully respect that King. Stay on the grind! 💪🏼 You got this 100%!! (Wish I could grind too, but I'm kinda sick on a doctor needed level..)
@@powerjolt7215 God bless you man. Feel better, health more important than looks on every level 👌🏽
"So I called him babe" this is why I called everyone babes, just incase 🤣
James-" DONT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!" bruh I folded😂😂😂
I have been binging episodes all weekend....I feel like I'm ready to become a cult baby 😂😂😂😂
I needed these man today, had a shit day and i know they gon brighten it up for me
I hope your day get better. Happy Holidays!
@@catierollins8493 Thanks darling, happy holidays to you aswell!🥰
I hope your day gets better!
Sending good vibes your way!!
Found u guys a few weeks ago & have loved you guys ever since 😭 James & Fuhad’s marital fighting over Christmas dinner is so funny
I’d cry if I was Audrey finding out I wasn’t Fuhad’s first choice to prom on the whole internet
😂😂😂
Right! Why he said her name? 😂😂
The worst rejection I ever felt was from a guy I liked in 5th year, we were on break from class,a bunch of us were messing and he said that what I'd need to make me look good couldn't be bought in a chemist, ruined my confidence, I'm now 39, and to this day It stings when I think about it......
42:59 James YOUR HUMBLED STORY WAS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and SOOOO NEEDED! 💎💎💎
Omg! A boy in junior high asked my sister out and she ran to the bathroom to throw up! 😂😂😂
The Christmas tree re-enactment had me crying lol🤣
I hope peng ting Lauren looks at James today and is like raaahhhhh😂😭
Fuhad just casually skipping over the first rejection like it was nothing😂😂
Imagine being his prom date watching the show..."wasnt my first choice" 😭😭😭
This is one of THE most hilarious episodes!!🤣🤣
That 🎄reinactment story was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
That cop husband, u can really tell how he views women. The way he violated her privacy and exposed her. Especially with ppl from her work place?
The moment you start looking past the charisma to slowly but surely realize we been supporting F boys 😬😳 This just like a relationship, now we in too deep!!😭
HEAVYYYYYY lmao
LOOOL VERY TRUE
Fr idk why I thought they were wholesome 😂
😂😂
Yall fan filter strong--as a passer-by indulging in a guilty pleasure...Men + Podcast? Either Players tasked to ruin lives or angry wannabes.
" Jesus wept." OMG I haven't heard that in years, I legit snorted and laughed for a good min. Why are people so cruel to each other?
James drunk bar talk got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he so crazy!!!
Girl: I don’t see you as a man 😮.
James: she is black 😂😂😂 that’s so mean to say,
I've said that to my guy friends 🫣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤷🏾♀️
Bro, I was sweating that they took the break and there was no EP coming. It's a quiet start to boxing day here in Queensland, my morning just kicked. ✊🏻✊🏻
Boxing day in S.A as well. Been stalking my RUclips for this Monday fav😅
They're late on the Monday drops sometimes aye?! 😅
I love their reenactment it’s the best part of the show 😂
I'm crying lol at James humble experience 🤣😂😭
I need a clip of them whenever they say "Whas goin on?" It's my favorite 🤣
Gotta put this.
Worse rejection ive gotten was when i shot my shot at a coworker i was feeling.
Didnt directly ask for a date.
I just asked,
"Would you think about going out with me?"
She laughed... loudly. Embarrassing at first but wait, theres more. She said she wasnt looking to date right now. I respected that answer...
Until she came in that following Sunday, asked on Tuesday, gushing about the date she went on with a guy to some fancy restaurant in Virginia.
Family...when i tell you...
I almost sweep the leg..
The hairline rejection was gold😂😂😂. I was belly laughing
Those secondary school rejections are trials of fire for future ladies man. We've all been there.
One of the worst rejections I've ever had was when I was in middle school and me and two other friends were walking around the gym (it was rainy outside and they split boys and girls up, guys were on the bleachers). I walked past this guy who was sitting with his friends, I had never talked to him before and only seen him in the halls since he was a grade above me. We made and held eye contact for all of like 3 seconds and dude turns to one of his friends where I can still hear and goes 'man why all the girls here ugly' (or something along those lines, I honestly tried for most of my adolescent life not to think about it). In the moment I was so embarrassed and my face was overheating, I'm pretty sure I made up some excuse to go to the locker room until the end of class. What's crazy is a couple years down the road after I graduated high school ran into the guy again, I'm pretty sure at the mall or something - HE TRIED TO HIT ON ME. When I tell you so many things ran through my head but all I could think to do was politely decline because I get super nervous and awkward when hit on (because of jerks like him from my adolescents I have almost nonexistent self esteem). Moral of the story it was scarring for 12/13 year old me and was imo one of my worst rejections because I in no way came onto this guy.
Awe…I hope things are better. You sound like an amazing young lady. Blessings from Texas 🤗.
Fuhad is just gorgeous!! That smile 😃 😊 #nuffsaid
Love the podcast guys, all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦
Love the way yall confessed how crushes end terribly. .yall talk about the realest things no iie!
As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys
When James starts wheezing I know it's gonna be good 😂😭
James kills me😂😂😭😭😭 dzaddy is always offended, it’s hilarious
Throws Christmas tree = nah that’s fine
Blocks the door from her leaving = THAT IS TOO FARRRR !
The whole of that Christmas Shopping Experience #legendary I Couldn't Breathe. 🤣🤣🤣 "I couldn't grab another bag" Killed It!
5:24 - "SMS ting. She spent credit on it" - Dead 😂😂😂
I love how deep James gets into these skits🤣🤣🤣
"I've come to COLLECT my dance" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your boy is evil lmaaaoooo what a villain. HE... is the demon that you needed to swallow you whole in that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just LOVE the reenactments!! Y'all would be a chaotic couple (and I am here for it)
James taking these rejections personally 😂
These rejections are so mean. I'm just going to stay single 🤣🤣
I have 2 stories
1. A girl who was not on my radar at all kept trying. One day in front of my friends after school she came up and tried to touch me asking for my number. I grabbed my phone, dropped it, kicked it down the hallway and said “I would, but my phones broken.” 😂
2. I was at a party and this other black guy was approaching a girl trying to dance behind her. As soon as he touched her she turned, looked at him, and yelled “ Back up Bubba Gump!” As she pushed him backwards 😂😂😂
Mate! My wife kicked me out at 6am on Christmas morning. Took myself to New York for the day and had a blast. Now I’m stuck in a shitty motel waiting to go back to the army 😂 Christmas has been one to remember
Looool what did you do
@@inkedisney sent a dick pic to the group chat at basic and one of the females saved it 😒
James'laughter after hearing all those rejection LMAO😂😂😂