Your witch wife looks after you when you're sick [audio][roleplay][light fdom][comfort]

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

Комментарии • 78

  • @shadowfang269
    @shadowfang269 3 года назад +82

    Wife: how are you upright?
    Me: pure unadulterated spite.

    • @00_buck_00
      @00_buck_00 3 года назад +4

      Understandable. Have a great day

  • @spongeboymebob771
    @spongeboymebob771 3 года назад +51

    "How are you even upright?"
    "The souls of the innocent."
    "What?"
    "Tylenol."

  • @thelightningking8772
    @thelightningking8772 3 года назад +39

    Witch Wife: “It’s fine. It’s totally normal.”
    The Oompa Loompas: *Start singing*

    • @Dee_rian
      @Dee_rian 3 года назад +2

      *Oompa loompa Doobie de doo.*

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 3 года назад +38

    Witch Wife: "In sickness and in health. I'm *pretty* sure that was one of the things I signed up for."
    Me: "You know what? That's fair."
    Also, I want that pillowcase.

    • @damianwolfe613
      @damianwolfe613 3 года назад +2

      yes. This is one of the reasons I wish magic was real.

  • @TheNerdyGuy84
    @TheNerdyGuy84 3 года назад +37

    I would rather be blue than sick. She got me calling people sweetness now

    • @brandideloachgmaicom
      @brandideloachgmaicom 3 года назад +1

      Same on the sweetness thing

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 2 года назад +1

      Hm. The only thing I like about my own appearance is that I still have a freckled nose and cheeks. Would turning blue mean having even skin tone?

    • @techdrummerkullgren1250
      @techdrummerkullgren1250 2 года назад

      I’d also rather be Blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-di

    • @Dystopian_k1ng
      @Dystopian_k1ng 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@techdrummerkullgren1250 I'm blue if I were green I would die

  • @annabanana7987
    @annabanana7987 3 года назад +33

    Urban Nymph: “there’s the bed collapse into it”
    Me: “ok fine” ( face plants onto bed) 😂

    • @roranaredhood7642
      @roranaredhood7642 3 года назад +1

      I WAS IMAGINING THAT TO.

    • @GraceSquad13
      @GraceSquad13 2 года назад +1

      Thought I was the only fool up in here who would face plant onto the bed

    • @Kittynati9704
      @Kittynati9704 2 года назад

      ok but like its mandatory for me when i am sick + LOTS of cuddles

  • @AvaTheAnnihilator
    @AvaTheAnnihilator 9 месяцев назад +1

    Her - "How are you even upright?"
    Me - "Goku told me to never give up!"

  • @damianwolfe613
    @damianwolfe613 3 года назад +5

    Which Nymph: how are you standing?
    Me: I was trained by the League of Assassins. A simple cold will not stop me. *Coughs violently* ok I may need help.

  • @justtracie8636
    @justtracie8636 3 года назад +2

    I believe our witch wife made us blue on purpose so we can't go out!! Absolutely brilliant video Nymph

  • @Midnight-xf5od
    @Midnight-xf5od 2 года назад +1

    Urban Nymph:How are you even upright
    Me:I am a little don't underestimate my power

  • @BarbarianBard
    @BarbarianBard Год назад +1

    I'm not sick but I've been stressed out for weeks now, finally caught up with me and I'm 70 to 75% sure I had a mild heart attack today so I'm going to listen to this audio after work tomorrow. it's always a nice surprise when years of persistent mental health problems decides so show up like that.

    • @flygon6997
      @flygon6997 11 месяцев назад

      Daily life of an average American

  • @the__wolf5087
    @the__wolf5087 3 года назад +9

    Witch Wife is probably my favourite character of yours, always good to hear more audios!

  • @skystriker4459
    @skystriker4459 2 года назад +3

    I was actually sick while watching this and nodded along too the symptoms I actually had

  • @kaptainriflebeard5980
    @kaptainriflebeard5980 3 года назад +26

    I actually am sick. This was really nice
    Also, I want that pillow case. Can you make my whole bed cold? Oh that would be so amazing.

  • @rans0mware
    @rans0mware 2 года назад +1

    "I said please" ah yes, a simple yet quite unbreakable spell

  • @demichaelgalloway9456
    @demichaelgalloway9456 3 года назад +7

    Nice audio as always urban nymph keep up the excellent work sweetness

  • @BillyTheDenton
    @BillyTheDenton 3 года назад +3

    Oh no, she's feeding us colloidal silver

  • @George_W_Bush
    @George_W_Bush 3 года назад +10

    I’m just waiting for the day that I, a boring regular man with no out of the ordinary qualities, will end up with a lovely witch wife

    • @gaborvoros7354
      @gaborvoros7354 3 года назад +4

      But Mr. President, you do have a wife already.

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 2 года назад +1

      Can nuke the world but can't get a witch wife smh

  • @ohhowdythere8199
    @ohhowdythere8199 3 года назад +9

    No way did you release this while I'm sick.
    Very cool :)

  • @Hamsterdawn
    @Hamsterdawn 3 года назад +4

    Witch wife: How are you up?
    us: The rush of adrenaline that we forgot an important project keeps us going

  • @FlyingTacticianMorgan
    @FlyingTacticianMorgan Год назад +1

    During the potion of less sucky symptoms segment, I jokingly thought “smells like ass” and then she said “don’t worry about how it smells” and I was like hold up-

  • @sociallyintrovertedasmr8923
    @sociallyintrovertedasmr8923 3 года назад +7

    I always look forward to your audios, and this is no exception!!

  • @I_willowbee
    @I_willowbee Год назад

    okay but that pillow case is a brilliant idea

  • @toro4475
    @toro4475 3 года назад +4

    Hug on you Urban Nymph, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself 🤗

  • @ArtisanLeatherCompany
    @ArtisanLeatherCompany 3 года назад +4

    I DO NOT HAVE THE COROLLAVIRUS

  • @zeeba3999
    @zeeba3999 Год назад

    Her: I'm an utterly impressed and in awe of you - now get back to bed.
    I love that mix of care and take charge lol

  • @nevaatrust
    @nevaatrust 3 года назад +4

    Hooly shit your voice is soothing!
    Exactly what I needed rn :)
    Thank you for this

  • @DiegoDiaz-kk3xh
    @DiegoDiaz-kk3xh 2 года назад +2

    Potion of Less Sucky Symptoms: reduces any negative effects and reduces the time of sickness. Extremely helpful with colds. Also comes with a cup of water to wash it down.

  • @darkrider189
    @darkrider189 2 года назад +2

    1:06 Sandworms?
    *Dune score blares*

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 3 года назад +1

    Cucumber Approved ‎‎

  • @GraceSquad13
    @GraceSquad13 2 года назад +2

    Okay *fine* I GUESS I can go back to bed,but you miss ma’am are coming with me
    *proceeds to drag down on the bed as I faceplant*

  • @pawedziedzic3250
    @pawedziedzic3250 2 года назад +1

    -How are you upright?
    -Meh, I have a slight fever every other day, thats norm for me
    -That's impressive
    :' )

  • @wolfman227
    @wolfman227 3 года назад +1

    I wasn't feeling good you helped me feel better thank you

  • @BC_Animus
    @BC_Animus 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for looking after me, fantasy wifey!

  • @rickmcqueen9760
    @rickmcqueen9760 3 года назад +1

    I feel better already! 😌

  • @jafsrob
    @jafsrob 3 года назад

    Sweetness is still in my list of top nicknames thanks to you.

  • @flygon6997
    @flygon6997 11 месяцев назад +1

    Let me get this straight she turned me blue and I look like a Smurf on steroids

  • @kambingwatterson4600
    @kambingwatterson4600 2 года назад

    I need that pillowcase

  • @NWednesdayQuansah
    @NWednesdayQuansah 3 года назад +1

    Omg, I love this! 🥰

  • @rainoathefolf6945
    @rainoathefolf6945 2 года назад +1

    SHE SOUNDS LIKE LUCINDA FROM APHMAU MYSTREET AND THE PERSONALITY

  • @greyfolded77
    @greyfolded77 7 месяцев назад

    Loved this! 😊

  • @annabanana7987
    @annabanana7987 3 года назад +3

    I’d rather be blue and glowy then sick 😂😂😂

  • @DanMaluchnik
    @DanMaluchnik Год назад

    Her: "Stomachache?"
    Me: "Get the peptobismol."

  • @nanobuyuki9725
    @nanobuyuki9725 2 года назад +1

    Tbf friends n gf tell me to take sick days due to me just working through days when I am sick. Tbf unless I'm on death's door I don't take breaks

  • @gaborvoros7354
    @gaborvoros7354 3 года назад

    I feel beloved ♡♡♡

  • @adonutlol1697
    @adonutlol1697 Год назад

    One wrong move and we’re taking a vacation to Salem

  • @angelus_solus
    @angelus_solus 8 месяцев назад

    That's too funny. I'm another one who pushes through when I'm sick. Edit: I keep pushing until my body gives out.

  • @AngelDustSimpno1
    @AngelDustSimpno1 Год назад

    I was able to stand for the first like two days, now I can't 😭

  • @jacmichaelvincentbartolome8413
    @jacmichaelvincentbartolome8413 3 года назад

    Great asmr

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora 3 года назад

    Ayyy, witch wife tiime

  • @haddixjohn15
    @haddixjohn15 3 года назад

    Very cool !!!!

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 3 года назад +1

    I love my wife

  • @kristhetankhunter2730
    @kristhetankhunter2730 3 года назад

    Very epic

  • @philiprobles6532
    @philiprobles6532 Год назад

    If I was sick I'd probably do the same thing except I would listen to her

  • @justanotherpaladin4125
    @justanotherpaladin4125 3 года назад +1

    I'm not sick!!!!!! I HAVE EVIL TO FIGHT!!!!!

  • @chiefoftheoldgods8912
    @chiefoftheoldgods8912 3 года назад +2

    Funny enough I'm actually coming down with something. Bit of fever, stuffed nose, all over aches. Feelin' real good. But one last question doc, how long do I have to live?

  • @randallstrong9882
    @randallstrong9882 3 года назад

    Great

  • @wilsonreyes124
    @wilsonreyes124 3 года назад

    I'm a simple guy, I see Fdom, I click

  • @thehelltaker8820
    @thehelltaker8820 3 года назад

    Hm.. nice. Have a good day Urban
    Pancakes 🥞

  • @cardo3566
    @cardo3566 3 года назад +1

  • @snowyvoidproductionsxx
    @snowyvoidproductionsxx 2 года назад

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY GAYNESSSSS

  • @youngwolf7216
    @youngwolf7216 3 года назад

    💜💜

  • @whynot6262
    @whynot6262 3 года назад

    Are we talking fantasy witch or tik tok witch?

  • @cityman2312
    @cityman2312 2 года назад

    I've turned blue? Does my wife have green skin? We'd go well together.