Witch Wife: "In sickness and in health. I'm *pretty* sure that was one of the things I signed up for." Me: "You know what? That's fair." Also, I want that pillowcase.
I'm not sick but I've been stressed out for weeks now, finally caught up with me and I'm 70 to 75% sure I had a mild heart attack today so I'm going to listen to this audio after work tomorrow. it's always a nice surprise when years of persistent mental health problems decides so show up like that.
Which Nymph: how are you standing? Me: I was trained by the League of Assassins. A simple cold will not stop me. *Coughs violently* ok I may need help.
During the potion of less sucky symptoms segment, I jokingly thought “smells like ass” and then she said “don’t worry about how it smells” and I was like hold up-
Potion of Less Sucky Symptoms: reduces any negative effects and reduces the time of sickness. Extremely helpful with colds. Also comes with a cup of water to wash it down.
Funny enough I'm actually coming down with something. Bit of fever, stuffed nose, all over aches. Feelin' real good. But one last question doc, how long do I have to live?
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Wife: how are you upright?
Me: pure unadulterated spite.
Understandable. Have a great day
"How are you even upright?"
"The souls of the innocent."
"What?"
"Tylenol."
😂🤣
Witch Wife: “It’s fine. It’s totally normal.”
The Oompa Loompas: *Start singing*
*Oompa loompa Doobie de doo.*
I would rather be blue than sick. She got me calling people sweetness now
Same on the sweetness thing
Hm. The only thing I like about my own appearance is that I still have a freckled nose and cheeks. Would turning blue mean having even skin tone?
I’d also rather be Blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-di
@@techdrummerkullgren1250 I'm blue if I were green I would die
Witch Wife: "In sickness and in health. I'm *pretty* sure that was one of the things I signed up for."
Me: "You know what? That's fair."
Also, I want that pillowcase.
yes. This is one of the reasons I wish magic was real.
Urban Nymph: “there’s the bed collapse into it”
Me: “ok fine” ( face plants onto bed) 😂
I WAS IMAGINING THAT TO.
Thought I was the only fool up in here who would face plant onto the bed
ok but like its mandatory for me when i am sick + LOTS of cuddles
I'm not sick but I've been stressed out for weeks now, finally caught up with me and I'm 70 to 75% sure I had a mild heart attack today so I'm going to listen to this audio after work tomorrow. it's always a nice surprise when years of persistent mental health problems decides so show up like that.
Daily life of an average American
Her - "How are you even upright?"
Me - "Goku told me to never give up!"
Which Nymph: how are you standing?
Me: I was trained by the League of Assassins. A simple cold will not stop me. *Coughs violently* ok I may need help.
Witch Wife is probably my favourite character of yours, always good to hear more audios!
Urban Nymph:How are you even upright
Me:I am a little don't underestimate my power
Nice audio as always urban nymph keep up the excellent work sweetness
I believe our witch wife made us blue on purpose so we can't go out!! Absolutely brilliant video Nymph
I actually am sick. This was really nice
Also, I want that pillow case. Can you make my whole bed cold? Oh that would be so amazing.
I was actually sick while watching this and nodded along too the symptoms I actually had
"I said please" ah yes, a simple yet quite unbreakable spell
No way did you release this while I'm sick.
Very cool :)
I always look forward to your audios, and this is no exception!!
Oh no, she's feeding us colloidal silver
I’m just waiting for the day that I, a boring regular man with no out of the ordinary qualities, will end up with a lovely witch wife
But Mr. President, you do have a wife already.
Can nuke the world but can't get a witch wife smh
Hug on you Urban Nymph, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself 🤗
During the potion of less sucky symptoms segment, I jokingly thought “smells like ass” and then she said “don’t worry about how it smells” and I was like hold up-
Her: I'm an utterly impressed and in awe of you - now get back to bed.
I love that mix of care and take charge lol
Hooly shit your voice is soothing!
Exactly what I needed rn :)
Thank you for this
I DO NOT HAVE THE COROLLAVIRUS
Potion of Less Sucky Symptoms: reduces any negative effects and reduces the time of sickness. Extremely helpful with colds. Also comes with a cup of water to wash it down.
Witch wife: How are you up?
us: The rush of adrenaline that we forgot an important project keeps us going
1:06 Sandworms?
*Dune score blares*
okay but that pillow case is a brilliant idea
Okay *fine* I GUESS I can go back to bed,but you miss ma’am are coming with me
*proceeds to drag down on the bed as I faceplant*
SHE SOUNDS LIKE LUCINDA FROM APHMAU MYSTREET AND THE PERSONALITY
-How are you upright?
-Meh, I have a slight fever every other day, thats norm for me
-That's impressive
:' )
Thank you for looking after me, fantasy wifey!
Cucumber Approved
I wasn't feeling good you helped me feel better thank you
Let me get this straight she turned me blue and I look like a Smurf on steroids
Tbf friends n gf tell me to take sick days due to me just working through days when I am sick. Tbf unless I'm on death's door I don't take breaks
Sweetness is still in my list of top nicknames thanks to you.
I feel better already! 😌
Omg, I love this! 🥰
Loved this! 😊
I need that pillowcase
That's too funny. I'm another one who pushes through when I'm sick. Edit: I keep pushing until my body gives out.
I was able to stand for the first like two days, now I can't 😭
I’d rather be blue and glowy then sick 😂😂😂
Her: "Stomachache?"
Me: "Get the peptobismol."
I feel beloved ♡♡♡
Very cool !!!!
One wrong move and we’re taking a vacation to Salem
Ayyy, witch wife tiime
Great asmr
Very epic
I love my wife
If I was sick I'd probably do the same thing except I would listen to her
Funny enough I'm actually coming down with something. Bit of fever, stuffed nose, all over aches. Feelin' real good. But one last question doc, how long do I have to live?
I'm not sick!!!!!! I HAVE EVIL TO FIGHT!!!!!
Great
❤
Hm.. nice. Have a good day Urban
Pancakes 🥞
I'm a simple guy, I see Fdom, I click
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY GAYNESSSSS
💜💜
I've turned blue? Does my wife have green skin? We'd go well together.
Are we talking fantasy witch or tik tok witch?