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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @notinterested8452
    @notinterested8452 6 лет назад +12832

    I am consciousness. Hi.

    • @Hyper_1989
      @Hyper_1989 6 лет назад +307

      oh shit

    • @samon9344
      @samon9344 6 лет назад +138

      Not Interested are you a male or female 😂

    • @shadowbruhsucks9294
      @shadowbruhsucks9294 6 лет назад +176

      I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN BEEING CONSCIOUS, JUST AS I DO LOVE THIS TRULY WONDERFUL DAY

    • @whisper3856
      @whisper3856 6 лет назад +101

      Hello consciousness. Can you tell me why 1+1=2? Thanks.
      Oh and why the universe behaves how it does. Thanks!

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 6 лет назад +215

      42

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild 6 лет назад +11490

    *"The brain is the most important organ."*
    -- _The Brain_

    • @MelindaGreen
      @MelindaGreen 6 лет назад +964

      "Let's see how long that lasts without a functioning asshole."
      -- The Asshole

    • @infintecatvids8860
      @infintecatvids8860 6 лет назад +300

      That’s bias. Can we really trust “The Brain” tho?!

    • @omarcarbajal7601
      @omarcarbajal7601 6 лет назад +328

      Trusting the chemicals in your brain to tell you there are chemicals in your brain I see?

    • @eriktran9682
      @eriktran9682 5 лет назад +31

      @@MelindaGreen think the brain.

    • @mishka2892
      @mishka2892 5 лет назад +67

      @@JukeboxTheGhoul At one point, a brain did come to that conclusion

  • @luxurious0346
    @luxurious0346 5 лет назад +3271

    *_"Lmao, brains look weird"_*
    -brain

    • @sadisticgirl_
      @sadisticgirl_ 5 лет назад +66

      I guess it's a bit, um, self conscious

    • @eeveegaming4798
      @eeveegaming4798 4 года назад +3

      sad boi not really as if you are seeing something that should be seen that’s scary if you can see your own brain something’s wrong

    • @SpaceCakeism
      @SpaceCakeism 4 года назад +14

      "Ew, I look nasty!"
      -A brain, that's seen images of itself, from an MRI scan.

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 года назад

      @@sadisticgirl_ brain it's used for bitcoin thing

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 6 лет назад +2560

    It's not really an exrub1a video without some depressive point accompanied by Moonlight Sonata.

    • @velvetschannel.5053
      @velvetschannel.5053 6 лет назад +27

      E X *R U B* 1 A

    • @luka620
      @luka620 6 лет назад +1

      Where’s the lie?

    • @xheppelin1827
      @xheppelin1827 6 лет назад +30

      The Suicidal Muffin Don’t forget the seemingly random references to Norway

    • @vaioretto-chanjade5810
      @vaioretto-chanjade5810 6 лет назад +3

      The Suicidal Muffin I feel like I’ve seen you before on multiple occasions

    • @Orikron
      @Orikron 6 лет назад +6

      You have. I'm addicted to getting Top Comment on RUclips videos. It's not healthy and it's quite sad.

  • @vesselsel
    @vesselsel 4 года назад +1924

    Okay let's sum it up. He's speaking "Problem eins" etc etc in German. His washing machine is also German. His accent is British. He has a Norwegian flag on his desk. And he once ate Russian candy in a video. What?

    • @nathanquoin
      @nathanquoin 4 года назад +324

      *E U R O P E A N*

    • @lubomirpacheliev363
      @lubomirpacheliev363 4 года назад +266

      Sooo he's British. He has a weird obsession with Norway and is currently living where I am, in Sofia, Bulgaria, but he has also lived in Germany if I'm not mistaken *i don't know about the candy it might be bulgarian, it would be hard for you to recognise*

    • @vesselsel
      @vesselsel 4 года назад +78

      @@lubomirpacheliev363 right, the travelling makes sense because he said, like 3 times, that he loves travelling and that everybody should travel around the world

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 года назад +13

      Lubomir Pacheliev it is Bulgarian!

    • @Mini1burger
      @Mini1burger 4 года назад +35

      Mr worldwide

  • @aguti1111
    @aguti1111 5 лет назад +1990

    The rant about British railways in the middle is hilarious

    • @lolrofl9920
      @lolrofl9920 4 года назад +20

      aguti1111 it’s still funny for me since it doesn’t only apply to british railways since for some reason many train companies just FUCKING SUCK

    • @eternallyweebish6097
      @eternallyweebish6097 4 года назад +7

      I felt that one

    • @Redacted_Ruler
      @Redacted_Ruler 4 года назад +3

      Why are their only 2 comments?

    • @nicholaswong6737
      @nicholaswong6737 4 года назад +12

      It seems like that rant is the only reason he made this video

    • @natalie-cu3to
      @natalie-cu3to 4 года назад +5

      they are really shit, though

  • @nihonium
    @nihonium 6 лет назад +2305

    Black mirror season 5 episode 1 plot: Simulated consciousnesses living in a simulated universe where the prices of train tickets slowly increases to the point where it drives them insane

    • @SirS3mt3x
      @SirS3mt3x 6 лет назад +138

      One train ride to London? Ok, do you want to pay with your kidneys or your childrens savings account?

    • @Clovis_the_Cat
      @Clovis_the_Cat 6 лет назад +232

      And then it turns out the simulation was being run by a train company so they could determine how high they can raise the ticket price before citizens riot and kill them.

    • @DerrumBate
      @DerrumBate 6 лет назад +14

      nihonium I thought this video sounded firmililar. It'd because I've watched the black mirror series

    • @smurfy913
      @smurfy913 6 лет назад +4

      tfw i have to pay £100 to get to london for work
      :(

    • @valkyrie-jay
      @valkyrie-jay 6 лет назад +7

      That's already happening, these slowly increasing train ticket prices are driving me insane

  • @balu22mc
    @balu22mc 4 года назад +528

    "problem funf" ich bitte sie, es ist Probleem FÜNF.

    • @Luca-bx5sj
      @Luca-bx5sj 4 года назад +34

      Danke !!!! 😂 ich bin nich der einzige dens nervt 😂👌

    • @HansPeter-qg2vc
      @HansPeter-qg2vc 4 года назад +20

      Alles andere deutsche hat er aber echt gut ausgesprochen.

    • @chunkymilk6689
      @chunkymilk6689 4 года назад +6

      o u i

    • @db5043
      @db5043 4 года назад +21

      Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Teil der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

    • @aloedark5221
      @aloedark5221 4 года назад

      Hahahahahaha

  • @davidoh14
    @davidoh14 5 лет назад +1862

    I'm not British, but the British rail bit made my day.
    Absolutely made my day.
    Pissed myself.

    • @gremlinsarered5259
      @gremlinsarered5259 4 года назад +18

      The Brits do an absolutely enormous amount of complaining about their public services... When it's not the trains it's the NHS or the BBC or any number of private and public services. But they are damn expensive in the UK, trains and busses etc. Imo the British rail network was rushed into private ownership. In Ireland ours is still a government owned service. And it's cheaper too... but we also moan about the lazy civil service attitude and money wastage etc.

    • @Deus_1
      @Deus_1 4 года назад

      Im your 666th liker :)

    • @izayaorihara7059
      @izayaorihara7059 4 года назад

      congratulations for 1000

    • @epajarjestys9981
      @epajarjestys9981 2 года назад +2

      @@gremlinsarered5259 Those prices are fucking criminal. Complaining is warranted. Same as in Germany. Our railway was also privatized. Driving alone in a car is often cheaper on short distances. And for long distance it can be cheaper to take a plane. Amazing how that works.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 Год назад

      In Britain, the Victorian and Edwardian railway system went pretty much everywhere, was affordable to everyone, comfortable, and opened up the Country to travel for everyone. You could leave London at 8am, be in Bristol by lunchtime, spend the afternoon taking drinks in one's Club, then catch the 5.30 home in time for Dinner at the Carlton. And still have change from a Guinea for a thru'penny upright with a Dolly Mop on the walk home through Whitechapel. Before the Railway, London to Bristol was three days of hard bumpy travel on a Stagecoach, just to get there.

  • @mhmn9436
    @mhmn9436 6 лет назад +176

    Dear Dave, Why a squirrel? Cant it be a Mouse or a Hamster or something?
    Thanks.
    -Peter.

    • @sadhlife
      @sadhlife 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly.

    • @jiwhit01
      @jiwhit01 6 лет назад +1

      Lemur?

    • @theepicmaxgod9648
      @theepicmaxgod9648 6 лет назад

      Or something more legal to own

    • @MandaiPL
      @MandaiPL 6 лет назад

      I've been thinking for the past month about eating more peanut butter, at least now I know I should

    • @albingranlund8283
      @albingranlund8283 6 лет назад

      thanks

  • @jamesblunt006
    @jamesblunt006 5 лет назад +435

    Hi Dave,
    My squirrel drowned in peanut butter, what should I do?
    Cheers

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 5 лет назад +18

      Oh shit, yours named Dave too? What are the odd?

    • @bryanbowen4193
      @bryanbowen4193 5 лет назад +11

      Dave needs to give me control of my own simulation instead of flashing me in RUclips videos.

    • @bryanbowen4193
      @bryanbowen4193 5 лет назад +3

      Where do you purchase squirrels at anyway

    • @pontythython1901
      @pontythython1901 5 лет назад +6

      It took me so god damn long to figure out what the hell was in that frame.

    • @Jake-oz3fy
      @Jake-oz3fy 5 лет назад

      You should take the squirrel and eat it
      - dave

  • @patrickkeane7165
    @patrickkeane7165 5 лет назад +258

    Uh hey Dave... I’m deathly allergic to peanut butter. Can I eat like, jam, instead?

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 года назад +33

      nope, Dave knew this. i guess he wants you to restart life if you know what i'm saying

    • @akselai
      @akselai 4 года назад +4

      *noice*

    • @laine132
      @laine132 3 года назад +1

      Me too bro let's just eat jam

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 3 года назад +4

      Do not try and eat the peanut butter. Instead, only try to realise the truth: There is no peanut butter

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 3 года назад +1

      Nah you grind that squirrel into a paste and name it squeanut butter but the "sq" makes the "p" sound because English and BOOM now you can eat it

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 6 лет назад +735

    Why do I feel like eating peanut butter?

    • @bauti2112
      @bauti2112 6 лет назад +76

      Ique i feel like i want a squirrel

    • @Ray-hx3rm
      @Ray-hx3rm 6 лет назад +71

      I don't just want a squirrel I want to *purchase* one. Maybe name it dave

    • @poonzor7087
      @poonzor7087 6 лет назад +16

      because you paused for that single frame at 4:03 :D

    • @Jesse-fd5bv
      @Jesse-fd5bv 6 лет назад +14

      That means you're gay, sorry to break it to you.

    • @bauti2112
      @bauti2112 6 лет назад +2

      hagrid that makes sense

  • @Pumpkinss
    @Pumpkinss 5 лет назад +1389

    4:03
    Hi. This is Dave.
    I've been running your simulation this whole time. Unfortunately the only way I've been able to reach you is through a flash frame in a terrible RUclips video. I just want you to know you're doing really well and that you should eat more peanut butter. Also purchase a squirrel. Okay, I think that's everything.
    Bye.

    • @clastastic
      @clastastic 5 лет назад +24

      I got that too :)

    • @vivienneesmeray8891
      @vivienneesmeray8891 4 года назад +6

      Oof that was my comment
      I'm a little late to the punch on this on

    • @bytheburnside7539
      @bytheburnside7539 4 года назад +42

      The one guy who reads this thats allergic to peanut butter finna have a stroke

    • @quixoticat7658
      @quixoticat7658 4 года назад +15

      Me, allergic to peanut butter:
      _Guess I'll die_
      Not a serious allergy tho.

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 4 года назад +16

      *I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T QUITE CATCH THAT*

  • @mistersimsim12
    @mistersimsim12 6 лет назад +334

    4:03 the frame says:
    "Hi. This is Dave.
    I've been running your simulation this whole time.
    Unfortunately the only way I've been able to reach you is through a flash frame in a terrible RUclips video. I just want you to know you're doing really well and that you should eat more peanut butter. Also purchase a squirrel.
    Okay, I think that's everything.
    Bye."
    And I hate you exurb1a for making me lose my time on this. Nice vid though.

    • @Werti1304
      @Werti1304 6 лет назад +11

      mistersimsim12 good human

    • @timsweeney1960
      @timsweeney1960 6 лет назад +7

      My hypothesis was correct. I am in a simulation. How can I be sure this was a joke? NIHILISTIC EXISTENTIALISM ISSUING

    • @anudeepk7579
      @anudeepk7579 6 лет назад +2

      Noo, don't do it. It removes the point of the note; Let people work on it.

    • @tdarkwolf2434
      @tdarkwolf2434 6 лет назад +1

      nice find

    • @rekit117
      @rekit117 6 лет назад +7

      Took me like 20 fucking tries

  • @strangemuffles3934
    @strangemuffles3934 3 года назад +52

    My theory (idk if someone else already came up with this) is that the identity of a person changes everytime they learn. I think identity what choices a human would make. If you learn new stuff, then what you would do in a specific situation would change, compared to what you would've done before gaining the new information. so if clones of a persons mind would be created, they would all become different versions, since they'd experience things from different perspectives.

    • @Pataluhta
      @Pataluhta 2 года назад +2

      This is something to think about, thanks :)

    • @ananttiwari1337
      @ananttiwari1337 Год назад +5

      @@Pataluhta Yes, even a slightly different perspective, slightly different position in the room can influence your thoughts. You'd still have the same previous knowledge, but you'll start to diverge over time.

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 6 лет назад +622

    Problem 6
    Professor walks in the machine, hoping to be granted eternal life
    Then uploading complete
    But professor’s meaty consciousness still remains, it just made a copy.
    So he basically paid a shit ton of money to make a rip-off of himself immortal

    • @clare2385
      @clare2385 6 лет назад +28

      But maybe the simulation is reality. So neither the copy nor the professor would know if they're the "original" one. And because no one checks, he is both at the same time. So, eternal life assured?

    • @tylerladner8093
      @tylerladner8093 6 лет назад +20

      What makes it a ripoff? What's to say it's not an upgrade in every way imaginable?

    • @grae5108
      @grae5108 6 лет назад +84

      +Ayyliums Didit because he's still in his body and if he dies he still dies. Meanwhile the rip off him is living digitally for all of eternity probably having a huge digital orgy. What he's saying is that it's not that YOUR consciousness was transferred, but that a copy of it was made and so therefore you still stay in your fleshy body.

    • @tylerladner8093
      @tylerladner8093 6 лет назад +4

      Drew Rotzen Obviously. But what makes it a ripoff instead of an improvement over the original?

    • @7Comic7mischief7
      @7Comic7mischief7 6 лет назад +32

      That's what we do with children.

  • @evanqq
    @evanqq 6 лет назад +468

    Hi Dave how do I get out?

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 лет назад +3

      HAL 9000?

    • @ELYESSS
      @ELYESSS 6 лет назад +9

      Are you allergic to peanut?

    • @goopbug
      @goopbug 6 лет назад +22

      Eating peanut butter and purchasing a squirrel

  • @safirasart
    @safirasart 6 лет назад +318

    I suddenly feel like I should really eat more peanut butter and purchase a squirrel for some reason ...

    • @vikt
      @vikt 6 лет назад +5

      Safiras Art yeah, me too, i dont know why tho :s

    • @1234q-q8x
      @1234q-q8x 6 лет назад +1

      Safiras Art I AM GETTING A SQUIRREL RIGHT NOW.

    • @Hybrid10Prime_Creative
      @Hybrid10Prime_Creative 6 лет назад

      I do too. Why not get two of each while we're at it?

    • @vikt
      @vikt 6 лет назад +1

      Guys, the peanut butter is on me guys, but you buy me the squirrels...2 of them, for obvious reasons

  • @SandTurtle
    @SandTurtle 4 года назад +139

    Imagine you're close to dying and after a few minutes you get out of the machine only to realize you're still dying and you've got a clone on your old laptop

    • @user-ow9uo8mc4f
      @user-ow9uo8mc4f 3 года назад +4

      oof

    • @IamSoulfuller
      @IamSoulfuller Год назад +2

      There is a game with similar questions called Soma.

    • @mousepotatodoesstuff
      @mousepotatodoesstuff Год назад

      still better than nothing, tbh

    • @uzukt
      @uzukt Месяц назад +1

      @@mousepotatodoesstuff Atleast I will know my shitty self is still fucking around out there

  • @user-kn5py7vg8h
    @user-kn5py7vg8h 6 лет назад +107

    I feel like buying a squirrel... Strange

  • @kreuzbergbier8666
    @kreuzbergbier8666 6 лет назад +187

    PROBLEM EINS.
    PROBLEM ZWEI.
    PROBLEM DREI.
    PROBLEM VIER.
    PROBLEM FÜNF
    gud german.
    COCO LOCOOOOOOOO
    Im sorry, i didn't quite catch that.

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 6 лет назад +7

      . _"Coco Loco"_ (spanish); transliteration: "crazy head"
      -> If you hit a coconut, it sounds similar to a human skull (either if both still contain juices or both are dry).

    • @maelstrom2313
      @maelstrom2313 5 лет назад +1

      @@adolfodef And here we have a transliteration of an alliteration (co-co-lo-co) which also happens to be onomatopoeic, the 'co' sound being what you hear when you hit an empty coconut (or skull, for that matter).

  • @THEFUFFYDRAGONx
    @THEFUFFYDRAGONx 4 года назад +33

    Dave is a cruel bastard, Telling me to eat more peanut butter, the thing HE made me allergic to. Guess I got a mean maxine

  • @MasterNeiXD
    @MasterNeiXD 6 лет назад +662

    Someone's studying German. He even put his washing machine's display to German.

    • @ferdinand7467
      @ferdinand7467 6 лет назад +117

      Pronounces it like it's french tho

    • @somegermandude4335
      @somegermandude4335 6 лет назад +66

      Or maybe he IS in germany now

    • @HappyDragneels_page
      @HappyDragneels_page 6 лет назад +37

      its not an lcd display and he didnt set anything. the words are printed on numb nuts

    • @flyingpenandpaper6119
      @flyingpenandpaper6119 6 лет назад +24

      Or maybe he's imitating Prof. Charles von Pigeonspluff. Knowing the first five numbers does not a German speaker make.

    • @vermillion3371
      @vermillion3371 6 лет назад +45

      Maybe he's a Nazi scientist

  • @evanronnebaum7871
    @evanronnebaum7871 6 лет назад +215

    I was just thinking yesterday, "Hmm, exurb1a hasn't uploaded in a while now..."

    • @Oryon44
      @Oryon44 6 лет назад +1

      Me too lol, went back yesterday and re-watched few of his videos

    • @thedrdisco
      @thedrdisco 6 лет назад +2

      Maybe you should do more thinking.

    • @sebsloan1632
      @sebsloan1632 6 лет назад +1

      Me too

  • @TrooperStark
    @TrooperStark 6 лет назад +796

    So.. The AI citizens in every single GTA video game are stuck in a life of hell?

    • @terrenmaplethorpe4001
      @terrenmaplethorpe4001 5 лет назад +101

      Trooper Stark no, they are basic decision trees running animations when an event occurs. Incase anyone was wondering.

    • @calebunga7271
      @calebunga7271 5 лет назад +100

      Terren Maplethorpe when u feel the need to prove your intelligence but at the same time prove your lack of humour

    • @foxglow6798
      @foxglow6798 5 лет назад +18

      The new guy sometimes sacrifices need to be made

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 лет назад +1

      @@terrenmaplethorpe4001 just stfu you fool

    • @MarkusMeridius
      @MarkusMeridius 5 лет назад +4

      The autism in this thread...

  • @jasonspringer2983
    @jasonspringer2983 4 года назад +31

    An exact replica of my consciousness still isn't me. It's another person with my memories. Might be fine for others to bring back dead loved ones but I wouldn't shut down current me for imposter me

  • @somedude5749
    @somedude5749 6 лет назад +219

    I don't know why, but I have the strangest urge to eat peanut butter and buy squirrels. I am alarmed by this, but for some reason I think that it could only lead to great things.

    • @jihndihe6462
      @jihndihe6462 6 лет назад +8

      Some Dude do it

    • @Patrick-zr8tv
      @Patrick-zr8tv 6 лет назад

      Ahhhhhhahahahaha. Well done, well done 👏👏👏

  • @harryladds2469
    @harryladds2469 6 лет назад +77

    Anyone else strangely feeling the need to own a squirrel?

  • @psltmtir
    @psltmtir 6 лет назад +433

    *C O C O L O C O*

  • @thatguy_nick2937
    @thatguy_nick2937 5 лет назад +96

    Dave, your flash frame is 2 frames long

    • @quatricise
      @quatricise 4 года назад +7

      Single frames are a pain to pause on, even this one took me more than a minute

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 4 года назад +1

      quatricise don’t the arrow keys advance frame-by-frame for you?

    • @quatricise
      @quatricise 4 года назад +4

      @@jpe1 Ehm.. no, they just skip 5 seconds, how did you make them skip by frames?

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 4 года назад +9

      @@quatricise my bad, I do it so automatically I didn't notice where my fingers were. you are right, arrows move 5 sec, you need to use . and , to advance/rewind frame by frame

    • @quatricise
      @quatricise 4 года назад +7

      @@jpe1 Uhhh, spicy new youtube controls, thank you. And I thought I was the wizard using my 'j' 'k' and 'l' hotkeys.

  • @stirstir1355
    @stirstir1355 6 лет назад +128

    > "- or subject them to their worst fears constantly..."
    > FTL Rebel Flagship
    Seems about right.

  • @BashStash
    @BashStash 6 лет назад +533

    So I need to eat more peanut butter and purchase a squirrel? Oh ok, Dave.

    • @feeeeeelix
      @feeeeeelix 6 лет назад +33

      BashStash no, purchase peanut butter and eat more squirrels

    • @mcarr3492
      @mcarr3492 5 лет назад +6

      Felix C same thing

    • @aadamhughes
      @aadamhughes 5 лет назад +14

      You too? Weird...I thought I was the only one that had to do that....What a weird simulation.

    • @fastrevolver3018
      @fastrevolver3018 5 лет назад +3

      @@aadamhughes Me too, something weird is going on...

    • @ntactime_w3488
      @ntactime_w3488 5 лет назад

      @@aadamhughes u just arnt special. not as weird of a simulation as your free will mind allows you to believe

  • @anastasiachristina
    @anastasiachristina 6 лет назад +55

    Note to self: don't fucking use the train once you're in london. Thanks for that free travel tip.

    • @kypzethdurron
      @kypzethdurron 6 лет назад +4

      Actually the London Underground is pretty good. And some tickets outside London are normal price.
      But sometimes going from one place to a nearby place is ten trillion pounds and there's no justification and because it's a monopoly (sorry I mean "franchise in which a specific part of the train network only has one company providing a service" - very different) there's no other route available to get to your destination and no buses can be bothered to do it either for some reason. But yeah it's definitely cheaper just to fly around everywhere if you're travelling good distances, and it's definitely cheaper for me to fly to Spain tomorrow than to get a train to London tomorrow from my house in Yorkshire, which is insane.

  • @NcsAsp
    @NcsAsp 3 года назад +45

    3:10 I enjoy how he listed the rebel flagship as someone's worst fear
    I respect this man even more now

  • @Dani-kz3vj
    @Dani-kz3vj 6 лет назад +212

    I would love to hear him roast someone.
    Coco loco 😂

    • @richard_darwin
      @richard_darwin 6 лет назад +3

      Danisha Rf STOP USING FACKING EMOJIS

    • @Natalie-qs2ot
      @Natalie-qs2ot 6 лет назад +3

      Frost Flyght emojis are only cancerous when you use more than 2

  • @shantanukawale9127
    @shantanukawale9127 6 лет назад +99

    So the knowledge i got was that British TRAINS ARE TOO COSTLY

    • @seanhayward5292
      @seanhayward5292 6 лет назад +7

      Shantanu Kawale you have to remortgage you home just to get a season pass

    • @shantanukawale9127
      @shantanukawale9127 6 лет назад +5

      are they really that expensive :{

    • @dhyanpatel142
      @dhyanpatel142 6 лет назад +3

      Public transport is fine but long range transport owned by private companies can be as expensive as they want them to be.

  • @roberttomsiii3728
    @roberttomsiii3728 4 года назад +193

    Lol, "shut up Heisenberg"
    I'm uncertain how many people get the principle of this joke ;)

    • @johannp3725
      @johannp3725 4 года назад +19

      Apparently not many. Including me.

    • @bladeprincess
      @bladeprincess 4 года назад +8

      No fuckin clue

    • @roberttomsiii3728
      @roberttomsiii3728 4 года назад +40

      "Heisenberg uncertainty principle" In short, you may know either the position or momentum. In more words you cannot know all the details about a particle according to our current understanding

    • @PriitKallas
      @PriitKallas 4 года назад +12

      Heisenberg is a German dude who doesn't want people to teleport. Probably fake science

    • @mysterioushoodedguy2332
      @mysterioushoodedguy2332 4 года назад +5

      *principle* ah ahh ahhhhhh

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 лет назад +250

    If I uploaded my brain then it wouldn't be me, but a copy of me.
    Why the hell would I want a copy of myself?
    I wouldn't want to my worst enemy to live in a world with two of me!

    • @popcornpie1780
      @popcornpie1780 6 лет назад +3

      SylenDraws so you could live forever

    • @billyscranner6813
      @billyscranner6813 6 лет назад +22

      Popcorn Pie you'd still be dead...

    • @rexodexo56
      @rexodexo56 6 лет назад +21

      Popcorn Pie you realise that you won't live forever, right?
      your copy will, which doesn't affect you

    • @popcornpie1780
      @popcornpie1780 6 лет назад +4

      TreeSquared3 oh right.... Consciousness and brain are two different things. You got me

    • @sophilia8565
      @sophilia8565 6 лет назад +1

      I swear I see you on every video I go on. Must just be shared interest or you comment a lot

  • @debries1553
    @debries1553 6 лет назад +258

    so wait, why do you own a German washing machine?

    • @simonin3d
      @simonin3d 6 лет назад +139

      It was the Reich choice.

    • @Burnthefirst
      @Burnthefirst 6 лет назад +4

      was just about to write that

    • @victor.k6270
      @victor.k6270 6 лет назад +27

      in the video about England he said he didn't live there anymore, so maybe he moved to Germany

    • @alexanderdanev5629
      @alexanderdanev5629 6 лет назад +6

      Victor.k He moved to Bulgaria, his other vids show Bulgarian products

    • @InflatableGangster
      @InflatableGangster 6 лет назад +24

      Uhm it's actually a slovenian washing machine, the company that makes these is from Slovenia

  • @zolikoff
    @zolikoff 5 лет назад +610

    Here's the actual biggest problem: People love the idea of mind uploading because they imagine they get copied and wake up in a digital "body" and ready to live forever and experience true heaven or whatever if they want to.
    Problem is, that will never happen. You can make any number of digital copies of yourself, they all wake up and claim to be you (and they may have the property of consciousness), but there's absolutely no reason why your own consciousness that inhibits your actual body would "transfer over". Why would it?

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 5 лет назад +47

      Well to even start with consciousness, where does it even come from? If its just a group of biological cells that develop some sort of consciousness, do we really lose our consciousness when we die? Do we soon get a new one?

    • @estebanlegare
      @estebanlegare 5 лет назад +5

      Yup EXACTLY that.

    • @RomanNumural9
      @RomanNumural9 5 лет назад +33

      Depends on whether or not you believe consciousness is intrinsic to the structure of the brain (and can be replicated digitally), or something else. If it is just a really clever connection of neurons and the neurons can be replicated on a computer, then copying the body and copying the consciousness would be the same thing.

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff 5 лет назад +102

      @@RomanNumural9 No, that just means that the copy you made has the property of consciousness. Your own brain would keep its own consciousness as well.
      YOU as the subjective consciousness of yourself would remain in your own brain, no matter how you copied it.
      The only way around this would be to surgically attach your brain to another body.

    • @RickTrajan
      @RickTrajan 5 лет назад +3

      @@KatSpicert your comment made this video more interesting, to me at least.

  • @lartan18
    @lartan18 5 лет назад +22

    6:03 Theres a hidden reference to norway yet again. Thebuildings are from the capital, oslo

    • @emekmek3197
      @emekmek3197 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/видео.html . .

    • @lartan18
      @lartan18 3 года назад +1

      @@emekmek3197 what?

  • @operationmeh
    @operationmeh 6 лет назад +659

    4:03
    Hi, This is Dave
    I've been running your simulation this whole time. Unfortunately the only way I've been able to reach you is through a flash frame in a terrible RUclips video. I just want you to know you're doing really well and that you should eat more peanut butter. Also purchase a squirrel. Okay, I think that's everything.
    Bye.

    • @Nuke_Skywalker
      @Nuke_Skywalker 6 лет назад +4

      my name is dave, too - and i consume lots and lots of peanut butter. take that, simulator god dave.

    • @iBair
      @iBair 6 лет назад +12

      Came for this. Thanks guy

    • @neelparmar6690
      @neelparmar6690 6 лет назад +4

      We don't have squirrels in Australia, Dave is a lie

    • @DontNeedGods
      @DontNeedGods 6 лет назад +8

      No, squirrels are real Australia is a lie.

    • @neelparmar6690
      @neelparmar6690 6 лет назад +1

      DontNeedGods what happens when Dave's power goes out, why aren't we affected?

  • @JonasLekevicius
    @JonasLekevicius 6 лет назад +11

    To do for the day:
    - Peanut butter lasagna
    - Visit squirrel shop

  • @cb7394
    @cb7394 5 лет назад +338

    *I don’t fnnccuucing know*

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 5 лет назад +12

      How did you find my password?

  • @TTNDR
    @TTNDR 4 года назад +15

    Movie: “replicas” or black mirror episode *exists*
    You: HHMMMMM time to give some people depressing.

  • @reissharwood9362
    @reissharwood9362 6 лет назад +739

    What it says in the flash frame:
    Hi. This is Dave.
    I've been running your simulation this whole time. Unfortunately the only way I've been able to reach you is through a flash frame in a terrible RUclips video. I just want you to know you're doing really well and that you should eat more peanut butter. Also purchase a squirrel. Okay, I think that's everything.
    Bye.

    • @crabbyninja
      @crabbyninja 6 лет назад +70

      I already eat a ton of peanut butter. HOW MUCH MORE PEANUT BUTTER AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!?!

    • @emeraldblack842
      @emeraldblack842 6 лет назад +33

      crabbyninja ALL OF THE PENUTBUTTER!!!

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 6 лет назад +22

      crabbyninja Fuk'em! Eat Nutella. That'll show 'em!

    • @TheQuantumCreeper
      @TheQuantumCreeper 6 лет назад +36

      I’M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS, DOES DAVE WANT ME DEAD?!?!

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 6 лет назад

      Dunary Solar Bear well I already eat a lot of peanut butter

  • @OwenConnolly
    @OwenConnolly 6 лет назад +169

    Someone's been watching Black Mirror

    • @Brapir
      @Brapir 6 лет назад +2

      I said nein

    • @Metzgerchef
      @Metzgerchef 6 лет назад +6

      Uss calister and white Christmas were some of the best in the whole series

    • @flavio4923
      @flavio4923 6 лет назад

      Not everything is about Black Mirror. This subject is explored in many other serious works like books, eg; Homo Deus, Superintelligence etc

    • @OwenConnolly
      @OwenConnolly 6 лет назад +2

      I apologize for referencing pop culture

  • @safin8101
    @safin8101 6 лет назад +145

    I love going
    *COCCOLOCCO*

  • @eidenishraq3294
    @eidenishraq3294 3 года назад +2

    "Yeah, how about now? Did you quite catch that? Did you? Did you?!
    F**king hell."

  • @KuraIthys
    @KuraIthys 5 лет назад +484

    The fun thing about the idea of you being the same person by virtue of continuity of consciousness is how absurdly messy it gets.
    Oh, it's fine in general, but there's this tiny little problem called 'sleep' that interrupts consciousness periodically.
    From the perspective of an outside observer this won't matter, but from the perspective of the person themselves, they more or less skip over the period that they're asleep as if it didn't happen.
    When you think about copying someone this also raises some weird questions.
    Let's say you have a copying machine where there is a person on one bed, and a copy is made on a nearby bed.
    Outside observers should easily be able to work out which is the original and which is the copy.
    But, if you just left the original and copy alone, how would THEY work it out?
    Well, if the person that was copied was conscious during the process, that's easy;
    The copy will have a discontinuity in their memory; Somewhere along the line they arbitrarily move location for no apparent reason (from their own perspective. Obviously the reason is they didn't exist prior to this 'discontinuity' they have.)
    The original will not have such a discontinuity.
    All well and good, but now try the same scenario with the person that was copied having to be unconscious during the process. (Asleep, sedated, whatever)
    Now, without an outside observer or witness, BOTH the original and the copy have a discontinuity in their memory, because the last thing they remember is where they were just before they went unconscious.
    And since it's possible to be moved in your sleep, there's now nothing to distinguish what the two of them remember, and thus no way for them to logically resolve which is the 'original'.
    Of course, an outside observer could resolve it, but only if they watched the entire process from the moment the original was rendered unconscious to the moment both of them were awake again.
    That one tiny change in circumstances can make this so much more ambiguous is testament to how nebulous the whole concept actually is.
    And if you argue that a person exists only so long as they remain conscious, then it's possible to argue that nobody survives past falling asleep;
    The person that wakes up later on is an entirely new consciousness that shares the same memories, where all the previous iterations were different people entirely.
    It sounds weird, but it's about the same as the teleportation question in most regards.
    Imagine some people came in your sleep and moved you from one location to another without waking you up in the process.
    From your perspective this is indistinguishable from teleportation, so...
    How do you know you weren't killed, copied, and placed in this new location?
    It seems improbable, but you actually have no way to tell since you were asleep while it happened...

    • @DamonDraven
      @DamonDraven 5 лет назад +57

      What if this was the reason for sentient beings needing sleep, and get driven crazy if they don't get enough?

    • @LIONtib
      @LIONtib 4 года назад +11

      Certified bruh moment right here

    • @LumaSloth
      @LumaSloth 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, but remember the fact that teleportation kills you.

    • @andremakris3061
      @andremakris3061 4 года назад +16

      Luma Sloth well, depends on your definition. Someone being brought back to life by doctors also „died“

    • @nori_with_rice
      @nori_with_rice 4 года назад +18

      what about dreams? you're usually at least somewhat conscious when you dream (assuming you are dreaming). if the person is cloned while they dream, the clone would probably have some kind of weird experience while theyre unconscious. question is what happens if you clone the person before they start dreaming.

  • @POVGOD
    @POVGOD 6 лет назад +34

    This whole video was just an elaborate way to hate on the train company’s in Britain

  • @bunno7136
    @bunno7136 5 лет назад +350

    Why saying "problem #" in German?
    Wait a sec, your washing machine is also on German. If you *are* from Germany, your pronunciation is great. Btw I love your content.
    Prost Mahlzeit!

    • @StolenPw
      @StolenPw 5 лет назад +23

      He definitely has a German accent

    • @affordablecybersecurity6604
      @affordablecybersecurity6604 5 лет назад +40

      Germany is gay.

    • @StolenPw
      @StolenPw 5 лет назад +49

      @@affordablecybersecurity6604 can't argue against that

    • @Praxiszooms
      @Praxiszooms 5 лет назад +30

      @@StolenPw I am German...and I am actually gay XD.

    • @Mo-wf6hz
      @Mo-wf6hz 5 лет назад +73

      He's got a british accent when he speaks german so yeah he doesn't sound like a native

  • @justas423
    @justas423 5 лет назад +133

    4:03 What the text says "Hi, This is Dave
    I've been running your simulation this whole time. Unfortunately the only way I've been able to reach you is through a flash frame in a terrible RUclips video. I just want you to know you're doing really well and that you should eat more peanut butter. Also purchase a squirrel. Okay, I think that's everything
    Bye."

  • @somedude5749
    @somedude5749 6 лет назад +205

    I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

    • @forrestberg591
      @forrestberg591 6 лет назад +1

      Weirdly scrolled down and read this at the exact moment it was said

    • @engie3953
      @engie3953 6 лет назад +4

      Some Dude Y-yeah i wasnt actually talking to you *A T A L L* anyway
      Cheers anyway

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 6 лет назад

      where's the washing machine

  • @ducksandcats
    @ducksandcats 5 лет назад +90

    "Category: comedy " i am confused

    • @radwinabbdullahi6286
      @radwinabbdullahi6286 4 года назад +8

      Its because the human race is a joke in need of a punchline

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 4 года назад

      Radwin Abbdullahi Couldn’t have said that better.

  • @mgal6234
    @mgal6234 6 лет назад +182

    Stoned and present

    • @mr.stargazer9835
      @mr.stargazer9835 6 лет назад +6

      Melissa G hmmm, penut bitter and I always wanted a squirrel.

    • @Rowan3733
      @Rowan3733 6 лет назад +3

      You look like someone's mother i know

    • @shadowslayer7600
      @shadowslayer7600 6 лет назад

      So am i

    • @hakenbacker
      @hakenbacker 6 лет назад +1

      Every time trump walks into a room

    • @mgal6234
      @mgal6234 6 лет назад

      The Astronomican I get that a lot, strangely.

  • @ced3763
    @ced3763 5 лет назад +11

    Self consciousness is the noise of the "machine " from with in , it's normal we have a blind spot , just like you can't see your eyes with your eyes .Self consciousness it's just the neurological process which are busy processing meta information , it not different from unconscious cognition , it just the small part of your brain power which happen to be turned toward itself instead of being turn toward external stimulus and reaction .

  • @Rokannon
    @Rokannon 6 лет назад +25

    I've completed SOMA a week ago and was thinking about same problems... And now this video.

  • @Whatismusic123
    @Whatismusic123 5 лет назад +208

    There’s also the question that if someone was uploaded on a computer maybe they can’t do shit except think.

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 лет назад +32

      Hentai should never be censored.

    • @kultw1837
      @kultw1837 4 года назад +27

      WHOA thats Scary, imagine having recollection and urges of owining body but cannot move anything...?
      Like having a dead limb forever but its your full body, is that what paralysis feels like

    • @SimplifiedFinanceSiFi
      @SimplifiedFinanceSiFi 4 года назад +18

      @@kultw1837 well thats basically stephan hawking. and the dude was smarter & probably more often laid then me

    • @kultw1837
      @kultw1837 4 года назад

      quality content_lol16 its subjective

    • @nori_with_rice
      @nori_with_rice 4 года назад +8

      imagine thinking about hentai but not being able to relieve yourself

  • @cringusmingus
    @cringusmingus 4 года назад +2

    I just binge watched around 15 of existential crisis turtle’s videos and I think it’s starting to stress me out. Gonna take a break from this beautifully depressing content and probably watch the rest of it tomorrow

  • @disquietawe
    @disquietawe 6 лет назад +55

    A huge number of humans I meet on a day to day basis are extremely obviously not self aware. I call them NPCs. Anyone who's ever worked with the public will know exactly what I'm talking about.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 лет назад +4

      Disquiet Awe Eyup. You could also refer to them as mob characters. Do to them being a collective mass of npc's...

    • @bennemann
      @bennemann 6 лет назад +3

      Here's a relevant XKCD: xkcd.com/610/

    • @RegsaGC
      @RegsaGC 6 лет назад +2

      NPCness isn't so much a character trait as a temporary state of being.

  • @frog8220
    @frog8220 6 лет назад +18

    someone watched a lot of black mirror recently...

  • @owlmanac
    @owlmanac 6 лет назад +24

    the FTL rebel flagship is my worst fear aswell... you're not alone

  • @7vector
    @7vector 2 года назад +4

    “Subject them to their worst fears” I agree that the flagship from FTL is terrifying

  • @mollyrobyn3681
    @mollyrobyn3681 6 лет назад +30

    hmmm i feel like some peanut butter

  • @sok8bass
    @sok8bass 6 лет назад +41

    You've been watching Black Mirror, haven't you...

    • @abe8171
      @abe8171 6 лет назад

      Yob Sothoth i’ve been looking for this comment haha

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 5 лет назад +349

    I'd say about 40% of the American public barely qualifies as self-aware....

    • @cleiven3533
      @cleiven3533 5 лет назад +73

      As an American, sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

    • @jacob7270
      @jacob7270 5 лет назад +42

      As an American I can assure you the number is far greater than 40%

    • @apossesivemask7535
      @apossesivemask7535 5 лет назад +32

      *As an american* *-fuck you-* *i can confirm it is at least 80%*

    • @Clarkkent163
      @Clarkkent163 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, they're not aware of their own bodies, they're probably robots 🤔🤔 and actually it's probably a million trillion sexfuckingtillion percent 🤔🤔

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 5 лет назад +7

      That's being very, very, generous. I say anywhere between 60% to 85%. Have you seen the people you share the road with? Ever look into their cars as they pass you or as you pass them? Vacant, unconscious slack jawed stares. It's one thing to keep your eye on the road, it's another to not be aware of everything going on.

  • @suhaan960
    @suhaan960 4 года назад +27

    “I dont fccuning know” - Professor Jeffery Spamhammer 2018

  • @-w-1870
    @-w-1870 6 лет назад +82

    This is thought-provoking and I love it, but I can't think of anything particularly funny or clever to say, so I'll go, have a nice day

    • @meh855
      @meh855 6 лет назад +1

      That's more than enough, thank you. Bye.

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 6 лет назад +152

    "Problem Eins!"
    "Problem Zwei!"
    "Problem Drei!"
    "Problem Vier!"
    "Problem Funf!" (It's 'fünf! :D)
    German? Why? xD

    • @benclarkey1412
      @benclarkey1412 6 лет назад +5

      Ta guele s'il te plaît

    • @NoahElRhandour
      @NoahElRhandour 6 лет назад +22

      Ketty Clarkey stfu Baguette

    • @looplolpop
      @looplolpop 6 лет назад +57

      You think that is weird?
      He has a german washing machine for some reason.

    • @alengm
      @alengm 6 лет назад +4

      Because scientists

    • @PineappleLimonov
      @PineappleLimonov 6 лет назад +4

      He probably lives in Germany
      ...yeah

  • @AFastidiousCuber
    @AFastidiousCuber 6 лет назад +147

    Two major concerns in this video seem unfounded:
    1: No one knows what consciousness is because it's isn't well defined, but if it is related to your thoughts, then the evidence would indicate overwhelmingly that it is a product of the neural activity in your brain.
    2: We know for a fact that a human mind can be run in a space at least the size of the human brain for a relatively small amount of energy. So, large scale simulations of millions of people is almost certainly possible.

    • @peterwinkler8888
      @peterwinkler8888 6 лет назад +27

      2: but we don't know if it's possible doing synthetically

    • @StromyYTA
      @StromyYTA 6 лет назад +13

      You are totally right. I would add one more:
      3. Conversely, it is not entirely clear if copy will be able to improve itself at all. You can make working copy without understanding how the mind works, and then any modification of it would be as beneficial as implanting some electrodes into biological brain. Granted, you might use backup copy when you break one, but there is no guarantee that you will notice that something is wrong.

    • @PapaBear_Gaming
      @PapaBear_Gaming 6 лет назад +5

      This is why we have AI building more AI already, and when they notice that there is an improvement in some area it notifies the researcher who checks if it is truly advantageous, if so he/she approves of the changes and the AI copies its current form and then makes a new one based on the improved model and runs its program again. Hopefully this will lead to some insane exponential growth in AI and learning algorithms.

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 6 лет назад +2

      if 2 was easy then running emulators would be easy (ei: you coulds run a N64 emulation on a computer that is just slighly better than a N64)since ruining emulator is not easy postulate 2 is most likely false

    • @io6741
      @io6741 6 лет назад +6

      Well emulators are hard because that's a question of running software on hardware that wasn't originally built for that specific type of software. Obviously, we wouldn't use a gaming PC, but rather a special computer actually *designed* to hold a human mind.

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 4 года назад +5

    "Am brain inside Brian"
    -Brian's brain

  • @rrendre4138
    @rrendre4138 5 лет назад +197

    What if the "I didn't quite catch that" machine actually is Jason Spamhammer?

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 лет назад +7

      He'd have to be pretty dumb.

    • @RainbowRiver
      @RainbowRiver 5 лет назад +15

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 Or is that just what he wants you to think?

  • @massimookissed1023
    @massimookissed1023 6 лет назад +120

    Given that God is infinite,
    and that the universe is also infinite,
    would you like a toasted teacake ?

    • @lachlanraidal5100
      @lachlanraidal5100 6 лет назад +8

      Or a waffle?

    • @katkosmos
      @katkosmos 6 лет назад +11

      Did I hear waffle?

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 6 лет назад +5

      Mason Harris Belgium waffle with parfait French toast on the side.

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 5 лет назад +4

      The universe isn't infinite. Hence why it exists. Hence why it is imperfect. Hence why it is finite.

    • @wildfiregamez1958
      @wildfiregamez1958 5 лет назад +3

      Well howdy doodlie doo

  • @fl4778
    @fl4778 6 лет назад +38

    3:11 "worst fears" - FTL rebel flagship

  • @SuicideBunny6
    @SuicideBunny6 6 лет назад +512

    I'm suddenly feeling a strong urge to purchase a squirrel ...

    • @atomic9614
      @atomic9614 6 лет назад +27

      SuicideBunny6
      It’s probably just Dave changing some lines of code

    • @toob95
      @toob95 6 лет назад

      wait, what did i miss

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 6 лет назад +7

      Zwoele Beer the flash frame at 4:03

    • @serenaisaloser8058
      @serenaisaloser8058 6 лет назад +13

      *And eat more peanut butter

    • @Mr1l2l3l4l
      @Mr1l2l3l4l 6 лет назад +1

      SuicideBunny6 And eat more peanut butter !

  • @justas423
    @justas423 5 лет назад +1

    SCIENCE! *Confusing philosophical screaming*

  • @tomjohnsonboronmandela8107
    @tomjohnsonboronmandela8107 6 лет назад +17

    Time to meet Monika

  • @kleptomations2859
    @kleptomations2859 6 лет назад +81

    conciousness kittens

    • @tomjonesism
      @tomjonesism 6 лет назад +1

      AnimoBirb fuck off kittens

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 6 лет назад +1

      That would certainly explain why I feel so... catty most of the time...
      Mrrow.

  • @sleepyfox8970
    @sleepyfox8970 6 лет назад +13

    *wondering how much porn and cat videos would be uploaded with my brain*

  • @_stoykov6953
    @_stoykov6953 5 лет назад +3

    "The mind is clarity - something that is empty like space, lacking any form, shape or colour. It is a formless continuum that functions to perceive and understand objects."
    VGKGR

  • @zeinyjeddal7645
    @zeinyjeddal7645 6 лет назад +41

    Is there some schedule with this channel or is it just random

    • @luke7167
      @luke7167 6 лет назад +19

      Zeiny Jeddal It's ran by intelligent A.I who knows

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  6 лет назад +116

      There will be new videos every occasionally.

    • @nishantnathwani
      @nishantnathwani 6 лет назад +2

      Zeiny Jeddal random, as everything else in this universe.

    • @zeinyjeddal7645
      @zeinyjeddal7645 6 лет назад

      Thhaaannnnnkkksss everybody!!!

    • @zeinyjeddal7645
      @zeinyjeddal7645 6 лет назад

      Thaaannnkkkssss

  • @Apex-1177
    @Apex-1177 6 лет назад +183

    4:03 I spent 7 tries to get it...
    Hi. This is Dave.
    Ive been running our simulation this whole time. Unfortunately the only way ive been able to reach you is through a flash frame in a terrible RUclips video. I just want you to know you're doing realy well and that you should eat more peanut butter. Also purchase a squirel. Okay, I think that is everythung.
    Bye.
    (Hboss) yourwelcome

    • @tobeornottobe9689
      @tobeornottobe9689 5 лет назад

      Find me again

    • @mahojohodge5395
      @mahojohodge5395 5 лет назад

      4 tries including original viewing.

    • @heimskr2881
      @heimskr2881 5 лет назад +17

      pause the video, and use "," and "." to cycle between frames.

    • @superslowmojoe401
      @superslowmojoe401 5 лет назад +2

      Radicrash I usually play it at 0.25 speed and constantly pause and play it

    • @heimskr2881
      @heimskr2881 5 лет назад

      @@superslowmojoe401 That's what most people do.

  • @Matt_A1999
    @Matt_A1999 6 лет назад +7

    That bit about the trains in Britain made my day 😂

  • @1412dante
    @1412dante 5 лет назад +2

    1:05 this doctor was the sciencephile the A.I!

  • @AaronTheGerman
    @AaronTheGerman 6 лет назад +33

    Well someone played soma...

  • @vanessasu7530
    @vanessasu7530 6 лет назад +26

    This channel just makes me say what every ten seconds

  • @DaveyCharles
    @DaveyCharles 6 лет назад +59

    Thanks for ruining my San Junipero dream Exurbia. I knew I could count on you for that

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  6 лет назад +22

      That's fine, Charles.

    • @nomnommoon1001
      @nomnommoon1001 6 лет назад

      exurb1a u are an englishman living in Romania that speaks german, somehow has a german washing maschine and puts Norway flag on his desk, correct me if i'm wrong

    • @RobertAdoniasCostaGomes
      @RobertAdoniasCostaGomes 6 лет назад

      +Zaid slow it down to 0.25 and stop and pause very quickly with the space bar to advance... it did the trick for me...

    • @RobertAdoniasCostaGomes
      @RobertAdoniasCostaGomes 6 лет назад

      i thought Black Mirror itself should have ruined San Junipero for you in season 4....
      anyways, I think the video exurb1a did where we create an AI and it consumes the universe is kinda of a better fit for this channel's version of San Junipero...

  • @fancypants9558
    @fancypants9558 5 лет назад +1

    Your videos really make people think and I’ve found myself researching more on the subjects. Especially when you say a name and don’t mention anything about them, it makes people research for themselves. Cheers mate

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 5 лет назад +35

    *1 year later*
    Elon Musk:How about I do ANYWAY?

    • @FritzyFreak
      @FritzyFreak 5 лет назад +3

      How about I do *it* anyway?

    • @ashj_2088
      @ashj_2088 4 года назад +1

      @@FritzyFreak thankyou dr cat ..that fu^ked my head a little bit as well :)
      No offense bilimin im just saying ;)

    • @FritzyFreak
      @FritzyFreak 4 года назад +1

      @@ashj_2088 lmao

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 4 года назад +3

      @@FritzyFreak I think they were making a reference to the line "How about I do ANYWAY?" in Bill Wurtz's History of Japan video. Or maybe they weren't. It seems pretty likely that they were though, because that's a pretty popular quote from that video.

    • @yumit5045
      @yumit5045 3 года назад +1

      @@ashleycat4 yess

  • @murphierx2630
    @murphierx2630 6 лет назад +73

    *COCO LOCO*

  • @ZyzyxAI
    @ZyzyxAI 4 года назад +7

    The problem with this approach is you're just creating a perfect copy of your consciousness, two separate entities with the same consciousness. There is absolutely no reason to assume you yourself will have any mental connection to that copy, let alone be in control. One way to achieve an actual transfer of consciousness could be gradual transfer/copying while maintaining the open link between the mind and a copy. This way the copy is dependent on you and you are dependent on a copy. In a sense you get two carriers who share the same consciousness. Think of the consciousness as sort of a cloud of all parts that define consciousness (memories being just one of those parts). If you cut out 1/3 of that cloud, the other 2/3 are still you. You just lost 1/3 of your memories. This is well documented with patients who suffer brain damage. If you could patch it back it would feel like you regained your lost memories. Just as well documented with patients who recover memories as synaptic connections heal. The hypothetical problem becomes when you allow the 1/3 to exist separately. The longer it lives on its own the more foreign it will be to the other 2/3. After enough time you'd get two completely independent entities who although very familiar to each other would nonetheless have a hard time being merged back together. So dependency is pretty much the rule of thumb here in order to prevent the development of two separate entities, the main problem of every whole brain emulation theory.

    • @ZayedAbdelrahman
      @ZayedAbdelrahman 4 года назад

      YES yes yes!!! Finally someone who understands that you cant simply "upload" your consciousness. Instead you are giving life to a second copy of you, this copy would be an exact replica of you and others wouldnt see a difference at all

    • @LANSl0t
      @LANSl0t 4 года назад

      @@ZayedAbdelrahman this is the huge question i had

    • @Jey6an
      @Jey6an 4 года назад

      A good solution to this ethical dilema would be instead of just scanning the brain, breaking down every neuron and replacing it with a metal but, and doing this one neuron at a time.

    • @alessandromeilak3543
      @alessandromeilak3543 3 года назад

      @@Jey6an Data would still have to COPY to those “metal” neurons, so it’s still just a copy. There’s no way to TRANSFER consciousness.

    • @Jey6an
      @Jey6an 3 года назад

      @@alessandromeilak3543 I mean, that's the question of what consciousness is exactly. Me and my friends like to talk about this stuff, and the best definition we could come up with was uninterrupted sentience/sapience. If you are copying the neurons one by one, your processes are never interrupted. You likely wouldnt even notice a change in your human experience. It's like that old proverb, if you change every plank in a ship, is it still the same ship? Are you even the same person day to day, or even second to second? The metal neuron process really do be the least ethically questionable way to go about it.

  • @jannism1798
    @jannism1798 6 лет назад +6

    That washing machine is more german than his pronounciation of "fünf"

  • @rudyossanchez
    @rudyossanchez 6 лет назад +62

    Hello dave, I am working on the squirrel, the peanut butter however is a no go.

  • @StarForgeDevLogs
    @StarForgeDevLogs 5 лет назад +14

    The Rebel Flagship from FTL is indeed my worst fear.

  • @richarddannov5784
    @richarddannov5784 4 года назад +2

    Was waiting at the end for the monitor to turn into a giant “Sorry, I didn’t quite hear that” screen

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 6 лет назад +141

    Dr Jeffrey Spamhammer looks suspiciously like the Angry Video Game Nerd

    • @SpiritHealer1
      @SpiritHealer1 6 лет назад

      The intro remix of that show came up the side of mine during this lol

  • @bluskos
    @bluskos 6 лет назад +6

    The hackery shit used in the background for the simulated mind is just mainly the Linux command htop lol

  • @nasrzain2418
    @nasrzain2418 6 лет назад +10

    Bro, whatever, the important thing is you keep this quality and your channel, love from Syria.

    • @LinkLegend0
      @LinkLegend0 6 лет назад +2

      Nasr Zain may your people find peace soon.

    • @nasrzain2418
      @nasrzain2418 6 лет назад +1

      VisenX so do you ❤️