she'd sell you for a million dollars no questions asked and you aren't concerned about that? I wouldn't sell my family for a trillion dollars and guaranteed quality of life... Maybe for immortality though.
@@xbon1To be fair, the game screen clearly shows that we’re worth 17 cents. To say we’re actually worth at least a million is very high praise in comparison. (Side Note: I think the game is highballing my value at 17 cents, but I’ll take it.)
Fauna's legendary philosophical ideas: Who needs to push this rock up the cliff? Who needs to sell cards in a card shop? Who needs to buy a house when you can sleep on the free desk at FaunaMart? Who needs to be ethical when you can sell unsealed booster packs filled with common cards?
I just love no matter who plays this as soon as they see a stinky person "they add that to the game" because if you ever went into a card shop and it didn't smell of B.O your lying to me and to yourself.
yeah me and my gf only buy booster packs now and then for the fun of it .. Just random ones: Idk whos dumb enough to gamble on those if like 40% of the market is scams
@@yuzuchi5381 the shop I worked at would sell the unwanted cards the manager opened to kids. Like we would pick out the cool looking ones and the cute ones to sell to little kids.
So we've learned that Fauna was never a Cashier before becoming a VTuber.
that's actually so easy to believe
Right? Us real cashiers know right away 😎
You can tell from her laugh.
6:00 Fauna really treasures us and it shows
she'd sell you for a million dollars no questions asked and you aren't concerned about that? I wouldn't sell my family for a trillion dollars and guaranteed quality of life... Maybe for immortality though.
@xbon1 I would see you and your family for 3 fiddy
But we are not friends 😢
@@xbon1To be fair, the game screen clearly shows that we’re worth 17 cents. To say we’re actually worth at least a million is very high praise in comparison.
(Side Note: I think the game is highballing my value at 17 cents, but I’ll take it.)
@@xbon1 i would blame her if she didn't
She turned into a Bath & Body works simulator 😂
She's cashing in on the vaping trend by releasing specially made Fauna fumes for sale. The homely scent of FaunaMart.
this is so funny but underated
Fauna's BBW gaming.
Fauna's legendary philosophical ideas:
Who needs to push this rock up the cliff?
Who needs to sell cards in a card shop?
Who needs to buy a house when you can sleep on the free desk at FaunaMart?
Who needs to be ethical when you can sell unsealed booster packs filled with common cards?
Last one looks straight outta Konami's handbook tho!
9:32 the evils of Faunamart return
I like her yapping
I love how joyous she is while playing
"...but who's gonna buy a whole box?" Oh, if only she knew 😅 I now wanna see her reaction to people buying multiple cases of a single set/product.
To this day, I still remember the 8k bill my friend bought in boxes 20 years ago... Yep, people buythem alright.
@rebaxbayushi577 that's crazy. There's a reason why they're referred to as "whales" by some.
Oh if Fauna knew how much some in-game customers were willing to pay if you set the price to a dollar beneath market price...
Who gonna buy a whole box? Girl I just bought a whole case of your company's card game
I really love her enthusiastic yapping 😊
I’m glad I’m not the only one that was thrown off by the view/motion. I still haven’t adjusted to it entirely.
*_Man I Love Faunya_*
'i quit my day job to open up my own card game store"
- me seeing this clip, doing exactly that and hoping for self independence
The funny part I knew a TCG store owner who did that.
resealing packs to keep the rare card?
Spraying his customers?
Saying uuuuuuuuu to customer?
Is ur store owner green?
yaps all the time?
I just love no matter who plays this as soon as they see a stinky person "they add that to the game" because if you ever went into a card shop and it didn't smell of B.O your lying to me and to yourself.
4:55 no, when you run your own business, it's the customers that fire you at that point
I'm addicted to Green girl Yappin while playing Card Game
This game is well researched. I went to a local game store where the owner would spray people with Febreze if they reeked too hard.
Her: how much can rent possibly be?
The building manager: ...raise it >:}
Sapling: but sir..
The building manager: I said raise it!!
4:25 the moment Fauna realizes how to make even more profit, and go down the rabbit hole
This is why Saplings love their Fauna... They're literally worth that much to her 😂
There was a card shop i worked at in 2011. The manager would open the monthly unpurchased card packs and sell them if he got any good ones
yeah me and my gf only buy booster packs now and then for the fun of it .. Just random ones:
Idk whos dumb enough to gamble on those if like 40% of the market is scams
@@yuzuchi5381 the shop I worked at would sell the unwanted cards the manager opened to kids. Like we would pick out the cool looking ones and the cute ones to sell to little kids.
Fauna discovers insider trading.
I cannot fathom how someone is so incapable of grasping simple price concepts, but I still love Fauna, this was cute and sad at the same time
Fauna is a being of Nature; and Nature & Industry don't go together as you can see.
6:00 Based Fauna
“But who’s gonna buy a full box?!”
Do not disrespect the tabernacle, and the sacred mana within
"Who's gonna buy a full box?"
Me who bought 4 boxes of Yugioh's Rage of the Abyss last Saturday:
Left the entire clicking +10% segment in lmao
Truly the Wiz from konosuba of Holo promise
Fauna will be a great marketing agent 👍but keep the distance on management (especially on the price)😅
I love how Fauna Mart pronounce :D
It's almost like her Faunamart ventures (don't) transfer perfectly to this game.
She shook the click clacks
Bless her, she's too good for this dog eat dog world
Didn't the stream JUST end?! Crazy fast!!
Well, there's no need to add translation so it's much easier than clippers who add translation. Just download & cut into parts with some editing
and people this is why math matters. money is math.
*Dice and Deodorant Store* 😅😅
So that's what D&D stands for
Missed this stream, thanks for the recap.
ah, the humble beginnings of a tcg addict
I'm having a seizure at Fauna's nonexistent cashier and store ownership experience😂
Growing up is realising Fauna is actually the funniest Holo EN member
She need to make a lotery system
Nice clipping dude! ❤❤❤
0:23 Doubt
Ahhh yes, the elusive shiny rainbow cards
No, the undefeated stinkies 😂
Do not let this nature maniac handle economy
*CRS Tries It™: Bugged Pricing Mechanics (Miko no Ana Edition)*
Green Aura = Sapling
they arent stinky, they just have nature's aura 😂
Is it wrong if I play this and just let it run in the background, listening to her yapping, while playing games?
whoever set that title needs to get fired like bro wrote a whole essay on that
Wait tcg shop simulator exist??? Whennn??? 😭
it's already out
the game is made by Malaysians
Free deoderant for any purchase over 20$
Why is the cuts on this the same with Sakasandayo's clip? Only difference is this is 4 minutes longer than theirs.
Glad to know that I'm not the only one that commented about her sale prices
I Lay Fauna Face Down!
You mean GREEN aura? Like, Fauna GREEN?
get the pokemon mod, attract nintendo to copyright strike your channel. remember, all publicity is good publicity.