Don't Sit Front Row at My Comedy Shows
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
- Get your tickets at www.akaashsingh.com/
My Upcoming Tour Dates:
9/15-16 @ New Brunswick, NJ
12/01-02 @ Portland, OR
Follow Me on Instagram: / akaashsingh
Time Stamps:
0:00 Arranged Marriage
0:39 Finance Manager
2:04 Pakistani with a White Girl
3:37 Swole Product Manager
CREDITS:
Video By Kevin Marcus Jr : / kevinmarcusjr
Editing By Krit Chatikavanij: / krit.chati 
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Aakash hit list
- Indians who are not doctors
- Indians dating non-indians
doctor/lawyer/engineer. its the only permissible pathway for asians / immigrants
@@farahabdulahi474isn't asian Chinese Japanese Philippines.. ie mongloid ppls.why do you call Indians asian ppl?.
You forgot Pakistanis
@@harisadu8998for him it's same . Pakistan is just that child who separated from his parents to try that independent shit that he learnt from white folks and it ain't working well . Come back him beta we ain't gonna scold you . Yea a little bit not more then that . 😂😂
@@farahabdulahi474For some Asians, professional pianist or violinist is acceptable as long as there’s a Phd from a prestigious school.
"Stop doing pull ups, pull up your gpa" is wild 😂😂😂
fr lol
truer words have not been spoken that night🤣🤣
Damnnnnn
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Nothing gets Akaash heated than seeing a brown guy with a white girl 🤣
@thezoldics7648 bro what
@thezoldics7648 or maybe irs white people loosing their women
Especially if the brown guy is a doctor
@@johnpulawski35 What he is saying is a lot of white girls go for high value men like a doctor, engineer, scientist and so on so if he goes for a white girl then we will lose him and he will not remain with the tribe
True 😂 I mean he's a comedian so there are so many potential jokes in it.
Akaash is in his bag right now. Just looks and sounds so confident up there. Love to see it brother
ikr he's in his prime
Was thinking same thing on his newest vid from yesterday too, dude is killing it and we love to see it🙏🏼
bro ong i found Akaash like last week and I can’t stop watching.. Big W!
Bro really went and roasted the whole entire front row 😂😂😂😂
he is 🔥
They paid to be roasted lolz
Dude has gotten so much better over the last 2 years. It's crazy. Recent clips have been fire. Drop the special already
it's actually crazy those who have been on his channel since the beginning know.. the growth is surely impressive. congrats akaash
I spit Coke Zero out my nose so hard when he said “she talk a lot don’t you wish she was Muslim” I’m dead right now 💀🙏
“Stop doing pull-ups, and pull up your GPA”. - Every Asian dad. 😂
The Muslim wife joke tho. 😂😂😂😂. Hilarious
So is your hairline
That was perfectly delivered
No it's not.. we talk too much don't worry 😂
As a Muslim guy I can confirm lmao @@b.j786
@@b.j786 relatable, im on my 5th "oh really" and she's still talking
2:23 bruh had me dead for how real it got💀
"stop doing pull-ups, pull up your GPA" had me howling. This dude is good.
😂 As a White girl appreciate seeing a sister engage your roasting with the good humor it deserves. ✌🏻🧡🤍💚
Let me do the honour of being the 100the like for you & also the honour of Ist comment !
We finally know Akaash's primary demographic: Desis! That's the ticket, just pack the crowd with desis and he'll get the audience he deserves!!!
True, but he doesn't go for the low hanging fruit like Russel Peters; dude's crowd work is amazing!
Classic Akaash. So funny. Love his comedy
Akaash went hard on this one. Amazing
dayyum "Start doin some pullups....pullup your GPA" fuuuuuuck
When people start telling you to come to their country you're doing something right. Funnily enough, I can also see parents showing this to their kids to motivate not to get laughed at in future for not doing enough homework. I wish I did. I would probably have ps5, a Nintendo Switch and a powerful computer instead of watching gameplay on RUclips.
Successful Desi here. I have all of the above but barely play. Here we are watching the same thing.
@@ZxH800 You may barely play them but congrats on obtaining success. Achievement is food for the soul imo. As you can tell, I found that out the hard way.
@@masterbaraman9372 success is attainable brother, you just have to change your mindset to see it. i'm sorry to hear about the bad cards you were dealt but you can decide to make your own fortune and be happy with what you can attain. try some psilocybin mushrooms to help change up how you view things
What a wholesome thread. Didn't expect this on youtube.
You can get far when you realise there's nothing that would stop you but yourself if you never give up. Keep focused on your goals and dreams and improve yourself everyday. We all have to deal with the hand we're dealt anyway.
Just saw this guy tonight. Amazing show, and he’s super friendly if you get to meet him.
ill go see him ... but im not sittinG EVEN REMOTELY close to the stage... ill take the general admission ticket and watch from the back lol
If you did these on a frequent basis you would get so many more subs. You always kill it!
So basically if you're going for an Akaash show and you buy VIP, you prepare yourself for the roast cuz it WILL come! 🤣🤣
At this point, I think people buy VIP HOPING to be roasted 🤣🤣🤣
Akaash over here powering up for the special, I feel another classic coming on.
Keep slaying Akaash, been loving you on Flagrant for years. Hope to catch one of your shows in the future.
“Broke doctor” that’s so accurate😭
Lmao “we can lose a finance manager” 😂🤣😂🤣
You are a beast Akaash! Respect 🫡 man.
Brother is in his zone. Just getting better!
Brutal AF, but I'm here for it.
My head hurts I’ve been laughing so loud for so long!!!
Akash is on fire lately!!!
Product Managers represent.
Akash I love your work man. You gotta start repeating the replies the audience says to you so everyone else can hear it over your mic. Much love brother!
This is the gentlest brutality I’ve seen from a comic in a long time.
It’s like he bludgeoned someone into the hospital and they thank him for it.
As a goofy looking schlep, I’d be material for like half his show if I ever sat front row!
Akaash is so dam underrated.
Imagine if Akaash was your father and trying to win an argument with him. He roasts u alive while laughing in your face.
Love this guy
Savage as always, I love it.
Killed this!
I'd take an arrangement at this point 😅
I’ve been watching akaash since 2014. He’s aged in comedy like fine wine.
Akash looks so calm in general but he's a manace on the stage. Damn
akaash crowdwork is crazy good
FYI, one podiatrist (the fake doctor you mentioned) I know made over $600,000 per her tax return. That's a lot more than most salaried IM doctors.
flex
He's INDIAN, he is always SURROUNDED by DOCTORS, so He Knows how much they Make. He wasn't up their doing their accounts with a calculator.
He was just playing it for the crowd.
Dude cry about it
Exception doesn't make the rule
does'nt make a you a real one though.
Regards,
IM doctor.
GOD DAAAAMN you got some traps tho.. look like a NINJA TURTLE 🤣🤣
I need to see this man live and in Chicago lmaooo
Post longer vids or come to Trinidad
More coming 🙏🙏
@@akaashsinghcomedyhahaha nigga said “fuck going to Trinidad”😂😂😂😂
Lmao he killed, that pakistani guys girl might have taken it personally lmao. Amazing
Nah she was cool.
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
Dude akash, you're a beast. That Ninja turtle joke 😂
As an underwater ceramic corrector, I agree my job is fake...
Dishwasher
My new favorite comedian!
“it’s like eharmony but we are not fucking around”
Being roasted by Akaask at one of his shows is now on my bucket list.
Lol. His stand up is best when he’s working the crowd.
A finance manager is a cashier.
That's not what they do. They manage a companies finances, and they're usually someone with a accounting background like a CPA. If you think they're just a cashier then you're clueless bro.
@@aperture0 im joking, 3 of my cousins are high end accountants lol
@@zaidlacksalastname4905 ah nice to know
Finance manager is a high paying job...up there with doctors...so is product manager! Akash doesn't know because he is from the doctor and IT engineer generation.
Akaash damn near made me choke on my joint 😂
the "GOD DAMNIT" hits so fucking hard
So freaking good 😂❤
We need another special!
“Built like a ninja turtle” first time ever hearing that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Akaash went real hard!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crowd work is the best part .
Fire.
Nothing like some Akaash to brighten your day. I only hope one day I can be roasted in his presence lol
the goat of crowd work
*girl says 6 words*
“she talks a lot don’t she?”
🤣🤣
Brotha straight up takes no prisoners lol
That was sooooo right😂😂
Oh my god im dead 😂 "Stop doing pull ups and pull up your gpa"😊
"Built like a ninja turtle" dont know why but that line cracks me up 😂
"Pull up your GPA"
Product Managers make a lot
Yeah, but people outside of the manufacturing industry may not know what that job means.
@@acswain6720 he's probably a software product manger. Not in manufacturing.
He said G’s UP!, at first he was funny but timid now he found his voice and calling, that confidence on the Mic 🎤 Lmao 🤣💀💯
"finance manager"
"So an accountant."
"Yes."
Come to California please
the pull up your GPA joke was the best
"PULL UP YOUR GPA" oucchhhh 🤣
Not at all letting my parents decide for this its gonna wreck my life
He picks on someone who says his job is finance manager but let go of someone who says: "scientist". There is nothing more vague than saying you are a scientist.
Pullup your GPA!!! Omg, that's savage!🤣🤣🤣
You’re a beast.
😂 from start to finish 😂
savage af 🤣 take no prisoners
This dude starts his videos on rapid fire 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I’m crying !!
Give this man Netflix specials
Pull up your gpa 🔥
i spit my water out LMAO
finance manager is a used car salesman who gets the loan arranged.
No they're not lol. They're someone with an accounting background like a CPA
Pull up your GPA...bruh🤣
Shopee?! LMAO, I'm Thai and it's like an Asian Amazon here LOL
Funny as always 🤣🤣🤣
0:31 Parrents? Ok Editor, you're fired.
Damn Aakash is soo good
I hope to sit in the front row of this dudes show one day. Hes gonna have a fucking field day LOL
The funniest part is the front-row is most expensive
yoooo zolton posters shoutouts!
Lol... this dude is hilarious 😂... why's he got to do foot doctors like that though 😅
🤣🤣Bruh mad funny
You know Akaash has never touched a dumbbell in his life when he called "trapezius" "trapezoids" LMFAO!
PS: To someone who works out, this was funny as fuck
I see a link to "Get your tickets" but how can I get tickets if you won't come to Seattle???