@@LukeWeast Look up their neighborhood on Realtor, Zillow, or whatever. I have a feeling you have no idea what current home prices are like either 😂. Average home price in the US is $495k right now and that includes places like Detroit dragging it down.
Oh man, buy a tent or go to Walmart and put money on a pre-paid credit card for a decent hotel. Maybe do both so you and your friend have options. The bed bugs would be hidden under the mattress fyi. Hahaha stain was intolerable
Yeah I'd rather spend a little more maybe a 125 for a Super 8 or Motel 6 or some kind of national chain at least has some standards. Not to say there's any guarantees a Super 8 will be that great but surely better than these super Shady roadside motels
I stayed at a Doubletree hotel in Miami and it was the grossest experience ever! Cum crust on the sheets Dirty Bathtub Trash under the bed parts of the ceiling were chipping off from people stomping above me At least I got my security deposit back! lmao
LMAO at that skid mark on your blanket!!! That's what I hate about hotels, even supposedly "5 star" hotels like the Fairmont.... the room just feels dirty. Their blankets are always stiff and uncomfortable, shit never feels like home. Bro next time you're doing a sleepover, invite this mawfucka. I will provide the dank kush and I will bring my games consoles and enough controllers for everyone to play
Hotel that I stayed at one time in Tampa for a night when I walked in I saw a Walking dead sticker on the wall TV did not work I ended wanting to sleep leaving the light on
Is that a motel? Looks like something youd find at a motel. Thats what youll get for cash though! Most of it sucked but was bearable, but if i saw a shit stain id be out immediately.
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Actually I could've but I'm not tryna spend $180 after tax if we check in at 3am and gotta leave at 11am... That's the most illogical thing you could do
I think sleeping outside would've been better
HAHAHAHAH the poop at the end
Don’t touch that toilet cover like that!! 😖😖😖🤢
More like dint touch your ween after touching the toilet cover like that
except for the shit on the blanket it was just two bro's in paradise. Love that
Unpopular opinion: Id rather sleep in a car at that point 😂
@@ShadowPilled was just thinking that
Didn't bring a pillow unfortunately. Probably wouldn't have slept at sll
yooo would you take Luke in for us??
@@tomone3695 I'll take luke in for me ;)
@@TegridyMadeGames😆
You get what you pay for 🤷♂️
When you spend all day looking for the one shady motel that accepts cash
plot twist, they wanted a shitty 1 for da contenttt
I always lift the toilet seat with my foot and flush it with my foot if I'm in an environment like that hotel.
Read reviews about a place before booking a stay
Amber Heard stayed last night
You mean amber turd
When u run out of tp, u know what that is.
Yeah, the shitstain on the blanket would've been the final nail in the coffin for me. I'd rather just go sleep in my car.
Yeah, I would have demanded my money back and been out of there. Blood or poop, either way... DONE.
Skidmarks? You are quickly becoming a lolcow with every upload lol
Dang even the hotels I stay weren't like this
At least u didn't find rats
certified american moment
This is better than how the majority of America lives. The things you learn when you leave your parent's $600,000 house.
$600k? Bro..
@@LukeWeast Look up their neighborhood on Realtor, Zillow, or whatever. I have a feeling you have no idea what current home prices are like either 😂. Average home price in the US is $495k right now and that includes places like Detroit dragging it down.
@@GurtGobain I was looking at houses in 2019. The houses I was looking at were between $100k-$125k those same houses are now going for $350k-$400k
@@DerWutendeMetzgerwhere I live there are small townhomes that were being sold for 100k-300k, now the homes are 300k-500k.
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Not that bad. When I travel in the US I encounter a lot of those rooms. If it is $50, it is fine.
Poop? Dude... Come on now. I'd literally sit outside all night and lay on the sidewalk then go get my cash back in the am.
Oh man, buy a tent or go to Walmart and put money on a pre-paid credit card for a decent hotel. Maybe do both so you and your friend have options. The bed bugs would be hidden under the mattress fyi. Hahaha stain was intolerable
Yeah I'd rather spend a little more maybe a 125 for a Super 8 or Motel 6 or some kind of national chain at least has some standards. Not to say there's any guarantees a Super 8 will be that great but surely better than these super Shady roadside motels
I love old crappy motels. As long as there arent any bugs or visible "love smears," they are great 😂
Edit! Add sh*t smears to the no list 😂
I think that was a woman's period stain
Why would you like shitty motels???
$89 for a 2 bedroom in room in 2024 is wild. $230 minumum
It's enuff to make u wanna shit the bed
reminds me of Sarah Tancredi's motel room in Prison break
Probably cheaper too
I wouldn't spend more than 10 bucks a night for thet shit lmaooo
Good enough.
American made
School bus conversion time
oh no
the dooky stain
That's right.. the dooky stain
Bro used his hands to lift the toilet seat 😭😭
@@moneyyjamal it was ironically the cleanest thing in that room
I see Luke and his friend are staying at the skid mark inn. No extra charge. Of course! 🤮
someone sharted in their sleep and wiped in bed
I stayed at a Doubletree hotel in Miami and it was the grossest experience ever!
Cum crust on the sheets
Dirty Bathtub
Trash under the bed
parts of the ceiling were chipping off from people stomping above me
At least I got my security deposit back! lmao
All part of the adventure experience...
luke is this a dollar tree hotel
Thats how to waste money, well done lol
LMAO at that skid mark on your blanket!!! That's what I hate about hotels, even supposedly "5 star" hotels like the Fairmont.... the room just feels dirty. Their blankets are always stiff and uncomfortable, shit never feels like home.
Bro next time you're doing a sleepover, invite this mawfucka. I will provide the dank kush and I will bring my games consoles and enough controllers for everyone to play
average american road trip experience
Yuck that place is super unsanitary
i've seen worse, my boss tried to put me in a total shithole.
Paid 100 bucks for a motel six out side of San Francisco and just stunk of cheap fragrance and weed
Was there shit in the bed?
Can’t say there was
Looks like you will be sleeping over the blankets. 😂😅
Or without haha
American luxury 🤩
1:32 was the highlight .
Hotel that I stayed at one time in Tampa for a night when I walked in I saw a Walking dead sticker on the wall TV did not work I ended wanting to sleep leaving the light on
protip: always bring a sleeping bag when you stay at sketchy hotels XD
What bro id have to burn all my clothes and luggage after seeing that poop stain. F that 89 dollars??
Is that a motel? Looks like something youd find at a motel. Thats what youll get for cash though! Most of it sucked but was bearable, but if i saw a shit stain id be out immediately.
very nice, how much?
He says the price in the video
@@Maruragakari only nerds who wana be accurate watch the whole video before commenting
He gave a blowie for the room
Gross!!!!
Umm that is poop on the bed?!?! Oh my fucking god.
That’s dried up blood 🩸 from a woman’s you know what. Or poop 😂
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you bum kids?
Get a job. Can afford a better room.
Actually I could've but I'm not tryna spend $180 after tax if we check in at 3am and gotta leave at 11am... That's the most illogical thing you could do