Speech: the CRUCIAL consideration for fighting werewolves in shops
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- Опубликовано: 14 апр 2024
- A comedy 2 minute meaningful contemplation speech, explaining why a charity shop or thrift store or whatever is a good high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators...
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I would fight a Werewolf in a Jewelry. Because silver can hurt a Werewolf and there is a LOT of silver to trow.
Thank you for these insights! Have you taken the following into account? ruclips.net/video/vtDT2JGkWl8/видео.html
Have one considered the fact that since werewolves rip apart their clothes all the time, that one might try to sell them clothes with extra stretch?
Just imagine the mental and financial relief the werewolf will experience due to never having to buy new clothes due to full moon incidents and the public ridicule they subsequently avoid by no longer waking up naked and afraid in the dog park the next morning?
But also consider the inherent comfort offered by clothes made by stretchy fabrics, which is sure to temper any ravenous bloodlust the werewolf is prone to experience?
To not offer the werewolf community stretchy clothes is actively harming public safety and waisting police resources on incidents that a comfortable hoodie will stop before the police involvement is needed in the first place.
Thank you for this learned contribution! We have had a learned member raise this aspect in a shorter reflection at ruclips.net/video/HbJMRVEu5Cg/видео.html. That speech did not consider your idea of offering to buy clothes for the werewolf, which adds an extra justification.
I would like to argue that a Florist is one of the worst shops to fight a werewolf in. I mean yeah sure if you find the Perfect bouquet and offer it to the Werewolf the werewolf might be flattered and actually go on a date with you, but also I find it Hard to believe that you would be able to Find a fitting bouquet in an adequate time frame. It should also not be ignored that the werewolfs senses are far superior to that of a normal Human, so it might actually get overwhelmed by the flowers smell and colors (if the werewolf can even perceive these). This could now be argued to give you a high chance of escaping and or maybe even beating the werewolf, but I find it to be more realistic that the werewolf in response to said Exessive stimulation either enters a rage destroying everything or, if it is of the more rational kind, in fact sues the shop for not being accessible for werewolfs nor giving any kind of warning of this being the case. Putting any potential werewolf entering the shop into excessive danger. If this happens you might also be wrapped up into the lawsuit since you where the one that brought the werewolf into the shop. This could be problematic for you for numerous reasons:
First: Werewolfs live in Pacs so chances are that even if the Werewolf itself is not a Lawyer he is bound to have a Cousin that is. This means you also need to find an actually Lawyer to defend yourself infront of the court.
Second: The Media coverage, if the Process is covered by the Media, you will not only make yourself infamous under the werewolfs for putting one of their kind into such grave danger, but you will also be Disliked by all florist since they now need to make their store Werewolf accessible. Worst case scenario the situation attracts the attention of Peta and bring up the Question Why you are fighting a Werewolf to begin with.
In conclusion fighting a Werewolf at a Florist could potentially be advantageous but also bring a lot of trouble with it so I would advice against choosing this location for a fight.
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A fine and learned contribution! We are honoured to have you as a member. We're not entirely clear on the link between the (very real and well-articulated) cousin lawyer issue, and the fact you're in a florist. But this does not diminish the fact that your reasoning is more than worthy of academic publication.
just like @matthewcorbett3856 I am in the process of preparing some arguements for this debate
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