Aristorators
Aristorators
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Debate: which dinosaur is the best dance partner?
The formal opening and first two speeches in a meaningful debate about the meaningless question of which dinosaur would make the best dancing partner. Part 2 to come in the future.
Comment below with your meaningful views. Also vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-slow-dancing-with-dinosaurs/
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Speech: the CRUCIAL consideration for fighting werewolves in shops
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A comedy 2 minute meaningful contemplation speech, explaining why a charity shop or thrift store or whatever is a good high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully de...
Speech: reasons a thrift store could SAVE you from a werewolf
Просмотров 684Месяц назад
A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a charity shop or thrift store or whatever is a good high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully deba...
Speech: could a BANK be the best place to fight a werewolf?
Просмотров 387Месяц назад
A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a bank is a good high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully debating meaningless questions. Please s...
Speech: why you MUST take on a werewolf in a butcher's shop.
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A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a butchers is a good high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully debating meaningless questions. Plea...
Speech: is it BAD to fight a werewolf in a pet shop?
Просмотров 8132 месяца назад
A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a pet shop is not a sensible high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully debating meaningless questio...
Speech: why it is SMART to fight a werewolf in a bookmaker's.
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A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a bookmaker (also known as a gambling shop, betting shop or OTB) is not a sensible high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around ...
Speech: why you must NEVER fight a werewolf in a jeweller's.
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A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a jeweller's is not a sensible high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully debating meaningless quest...
Speech: what shop is the best place to fight a WEREWOLF?
Просмотров 4452 месяца назад
A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, asking the best high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators_polls/on-lycanthropes-and-the-retail-industry/ Aristorators is here to create whimsical silly comedy content around the ideas of meaningfully debating meaningless questions. Please subscribe, like, ...
Aristorators Design Manifesto - consolidated set of all design principles shorts
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Aristorators Design Manifesto - consolidated set of all design principles shorts
Speech: should we wear socks on HEADS?
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Speech: should we wear socks on HEADS?
Speech: are stockings BEST on your head?
Просмотров 1463 месяца назад
Speech: are stockings BEST on your head?
Speech: can we use bras as HATS?
Просмотров 2353 месяца назад
Speech: can we use bras as HATS?
Speech: let's wear a PETTICOAT on our head?
Просмотров 1143 месяца назад
Speech: let's wear a PETTICOAT on our head?
Speech: thong or jockstrap on your HEAD?
Просмотров 1573 месяца назад
Speech: thong or jockstrap on your HEAD?
Debating skills: how to use Synthesis (example speech: crushing kiwis with buttocks) - Hamelyn #14
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Debating skills: how to use Synthesis (example speech: crushing kiwis with buttocks) - Hamelyn #14
Debating skills: how to use Prosopopoeia (example: crushing redcurrants with buttocks) - Hamelyn #13
Просмотров 3103 месяца назад
Debating skills: how to use Prosopopoeia (example: crushing redcurrants with buttocks) - Hamelyn #13
Debating skills: how to use Procatalepsis (example: crushing mangos with buttocks) - Hamelyn #12
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Debating skills: how to use Procatalepsis (example: crushing mangos with buttocks) - Hamelyn #12
Debating skills: how to use Expeditio (example speech: crushing kiwis with buttocks) - Hamelyn #11
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Debating skills: how to use Expeditio (example speech: crushing kiwis with buttocks) - Hamelyn #11
Debating skills: how to use Eutrepismus (example: crushing apples with buttocks) - Hamelyn #10
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Debating skills: how to use Eutrepismus (example: crushing apples with buttocks) - Hamelyn #10
Debating skills: how to use Dialogismus (example speech: crushing melons with buttocks) - Hamelyn #9
Просмотров 4643 месяца назад
Debating skills: how to use Dialogismus (example speech: crushing melons with buttocks) - Hamelyn #9
Debating skills: how to use Congeries (example speech: crushing apricots with buttocks) - Hamelyn #8
Просмотров 4643 месяца назад
Debating skills: how to use Congeries (example speech: crushing apricots with buttocks) - Hamelyn #8
Debating skills: how to use Chiasmus Antimetabole (e.g: crushing fruit with buttocks) - Hamelyn #7
Просмотров 2433 месяца назад
Debating skills: how to use Chiasmus Antimetabole (e.g: crushing fruit with buttocks) - Hamelyn #7
Speech: why we NEED tofu-flavour toothpaste?
Просмотров 3003 месяца назад
Speech: why we NEED tofu-flavour toothpaste?
Speech: why have JUICY FRUIT toothpaste?
Просмотров 2563 месяца назад
Speech: why have JUICY FRUIT toothpaste?
Speech: STOP ignoring lemon toothpaste.
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Speech: STOP ignoring lemon toothpaste.
Speech: is cola toothpaste a GAME CHANGER?
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Speech: is cola toothpaste a GAME CHANGER?
Speech: let's PRAISE pistachio toothpaste.
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Speech: let's PRAISE pistachio toothpaste.
Speech: should FOOD flavour toothpaste?
Просмотров 2623 месяца назад
Speech: should FOOD flavour toothpaste?
Debating skills: how to use Asyndeton (example speech: crushing plums with buttocks) - Hamelyn #6
Просмотров 2633 месяца назад
Debating skills: how to use Asyndeton (example speech: crushing plums with buttocks) - Hamelyn #6

Комментарии

  • @TheRealdDeal11
    @TheRealdDeal11 18 дней назад

    this thing called yellow bread but it’s actually a cake it is so good

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 18 дней назад

      Thank you for the nomination! We are behind on our programme, but will be looking to launch this debate in the next couple of weeks.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    Also, obviously Twilight Sparkle is the best plumber. Gravity dictates that shit flows downhill and Ms. Sparkle controls gravity. I rest my case

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for your insight! We shall consider whether to include Twilight Sparkle in the debate.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    Applejack has the clap

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for this learned insight! Does this make her a better or a worse plumber?

    • @guitaristAustin
      @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

      @@aristorators you are welcome. Applejack would be much worse because the crabs would invade our sewers and kill us all.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      As a small point of order, crabs and the clap are very separate conditions. It sounds like Applejack needs to stop keeping the doctor away.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    Your mom.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment! Alas, our mother is not a My Little Pony. She's a rat.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    Good videos my good sir. My pet dinosaur gave it 3 Moo’s out of 5 4.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment! You may want to get your dinosaur checked by a specialist. Most dinosaurs can't moo more than twice on the same topic.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    My dinosaur is a cow. If you disagree…. ……. …. Fuck off

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment. Aristorators wishes to create a world where debates and disagreement can be respectful and articulate. If it's all the same with you, we would prefer to frame it as "if we disagree, then we should consider whether it's necessary to look into whether there is a scientific method to determine the accuracy of the statement". Trust that's acceptable.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    Tasmanian Dodo Buffalo

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for this proposition. We'll contact some car seat manufacturers to gather their thoughts.

  • @guitaristAustin
    @guitaristAustin 20 дней назад

    Yes they can so dont even try to deny me, bisch

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for this learned insight. We'll run some more tests.

  • @neinherman9989
    @neinherman9989 20 дней назад

    Point of order. Mosasaurus, despite its name, is not actually a dinosaur. Mosasaurus is, in fact, an aquatic reptile, while closely related, is still not a dinosaur. But what are actually dinosaurs are birds. We cannot have a debate on dinosauridae and not talk about the avian branch of the family tree! Sure some of them don't look like dinosaurs at all, but consider the fact that bats don't look like rhinoceros, does that make the the bat less of a mammal? No, I say, and therefore a bird is no less of a dinosaur. As such I propose that we remove the mosasaurus and replace it with an ostrich. Why not a paradise bird, you might ask? While they are excellent dancers, they are of no use if they get stomped upon by any of the other contestants, was the stomping done with malicious intent? Who can tell? The bird was too small to notice, but an ostrich is not only the right size for a human to dance with, it also have a sophisticated mating dance that is sure to dazzle any onlookers or judges. But most importantly, it can outrun the other ones if a carnivorous misshap should happen, with you on the back. And that, grand and learned society, are the points I commend to the house.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for your wise insights, your point of order and your proposition! We shall feed this into the Society before the debate is completed.

  • @artichokesinmyears
    @artichokesinmyears 20 дней назад

    did you take into consideration that, due to their size, you can't really dance with them? what about a smaller one like a pterodactyl? small, fast and can act as a designated driver.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Excellent and considered insights, thank you for sharing! We shall encourage the Rathouse to explore these during the course of the debate.

    • @neinherman9989
      @neinherman9989 20 дней назад

      Point of order, a pterodactyl is not a dinosaur, while extinct, it is a reptile and not a dinosaur.

    • @artichokesinmyears
      @artichokesinmyears 20 дней назад

      ​@@neinherman9989According to Oxford Languages, the leading dictionary publisher, the definition of dinosaur is: "a fossil reptile of the Mesozoic era, in many species reaching an enormous size.", so while they aren't of enormous size they are, infact, reptiles.

  • @AverageZerisian
    @AverageZerisian 21 день назад

    Ankylosaurus. Due to our diminished dancing skills, we need a Dino with lots of protects so we don't step on their toes! The Raptor & T-Rex would be last, cuz I'm meat.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 20 дней назад

      Thank you for these considered insights! We shall feed them to the Duchy and ensure that the debate does not close without them being considered.

  • @BlumpkinSpiceLatte
    @BlumpkinSpiceLatte 21 день назад

    I'd say T-rex would be a decent dance partner because they enjoy eating meat, so you could bring them out to dinner therefore forming a connection with them making them a better dance partners, but the last that I heard they weren't hunters, they were scavengers, so there is no fear of them trying to eat you unless you drop dead on the dance floor, in which case youre already dead. I also think it would be loads of good fun to climb on it's head while it dances. I-red should definitely be number 2, above triceratops but below more comparable-to-human sized upright standing dinosaurs.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 21 день назад

      Excellent insights, thank you! We particularly admire the holistic relationship question, which feels under explored to date.

  • @LuNa_097
    @LuNa_097 21 день назад

    I'd say a velociraptor is a rather obvious choice for a dance parther, small stature and dexterous hands that can open doors means they are very compatible with a human partner in most dances

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 21 день назад

      Thank you for this learned insight! We shall feed these into the debate as it progresses. It is an important subject, and one that needs time and attention to have the matter explored thoroughly.

  • @unicornshampoo
    @unicornshampoo 21 день назад

    "Making extinct animals pretty" invoked guffaw.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 21 день назад

      How very kind of you to say so, thank you! We're sure there was a Greek philosopher who said that this is one of the five core intellectual skills, but Wikipedia doesn't mention it. Possibly as some form of anti-dancing conspiracy.

  • @emperorpelican8187
    @emperorpelican8187 21 день назад

    first

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 21 день назад

      First is proposed as Therizinosaurus, albeit the debate is not yet complete.

  • @wisemansblood3898
    @wisemansblood3898 28 дней назад

    I would like to argue that a Florist is one of the worst shops to fight a werewolf in. I mean yeah sure if you find the Perfect bouquet and offer it to the Werewolf the werewolf might be flattered and actually go on a date with you, but also I find it Hard to believe that you would be able to Find a fitting bouquet in an adequate time frame. It should also not be ignored that the werewolfs senses are far superior to that of a normal Human, so it might actually get overwhelmed by the flowers smell and colors (if the werewolf can even perceive these). This could now be argued to give you a high chance of escaping and or maybe even beating the werewolf, but I find it to be more realistic that the werewolf in response to said Exessive stimulation either enters a rage destroying everything or, if it is of the more rational kind, in fact sues the shop for not being accessible for werewolfs nor giving any kind of warning of this being the case. Putting any potential werewolf entering the shop into excessive danger. If this happens you might also be wrapped up into the lawsuit since you where the one that brought the werewolf into the shop. This could be problematic for you for numerous reasons: First: Werewolfs live in Pacs so chances are that even if the Werewolf itself is not a Lawyer he is bound to have a Cousin that is. This means you also need to find an actually Lawyer to defend yourself infront of the court. Second: The Media coverage, if the Process is covered by the Media, you will not only make yourself infamous under the werewolfs for putting one of their kind into such grave danger, but you will also be Disliked by all florist since they now need to make their store Werewolf accessible. Worst case scenario the situation attracts the attention of Peta and bring up the Question Why you are fighting a Werewolf to begin with. In conclusion fighting a Werewolf at a Florist could potentially be advantageous but also bring a lot of trouble with it so I would advice against choosing this location for a fight. and that o grandon learning society constitutes the insights that i comment to the house

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 26 дней назад

      A fine and learned contribution! We are honoured to have you as a member. We're not entirely clear on the link between the (very real and well-articulated) cousin lawyer issue, and the fact you're in a florist. But this does not diminish the fact that your reasoning is more than worthy of academic publication.

  • @wisemansblood3898
    @wisemansblood3898 28 дней назад

    but like what if we aren't in the 80s so smoking is infact banned there?

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 26 дней назад

      An excellent challenge! Building on this, a simple point of order may be that the likelihood of a werewolf and a time machine occurring in the same scenario seems to be low. Maybe that Harry Potter one where Hermione kind of had a time machine, but was Sirius Black even in that one? It's a mystery.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 26 дней назад

      Of course, it may just smell of sweat, which could have the same impact on the werewolf. Unless werewolves find body odour delicious. But that could be good as they might just go after the other patrons. More research is needed.

  • @wisemansblood3898
    @wisemansblood3898 28 дней назад

    hmm makes sense...

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 26 дней назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and affirm! We think this speech carries particular insights, and are disappointed by the lack of formal response by jeweller's associations.

  • @wisemansblood3898
    @wisemansblood3898 28 дней назад

    first vid I watched of this channel... seems nice and funny so far hope the algorithm lets us meet again

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 26 дней назад

      Thank you fine fellow for taking the time to watch and comment (including, we note, on several other speeches on this important topic). At this young stage in the channel, we need all the interactions possible so that the fickle gods of RUclips seem us worthy of further promotion to the world. Only by your valued engagement can we reach others with our important and meaningless works. Plus it makes us feel nice when people leave nice comments, so thank you for that.

  • @DrewSymons
    @DrewSymons Месяц назад

    Dear Learned Society I would move to put Welsh cakes on this prestigious list of cakes. With a shortbready texture, mixed spice, fried in butter and eaten hot n’ fresh from the frying pan, what's not to love? Additionally, with the roaring success of Pancake Day (formerly Shrove Tuesday), it seems only right to pick another cake that can be made in a frying pan (ensuring that even those without cake tins can enjoy this new holiday). It can even be warmed up later in the day with a common toaster (for more cakey goodness)! And that, oh great and learned society, is why I think that Welsh cakes belong on this list. The Welsh have given us joy with Tom Jones, Corgis and funny place names, let them bring the same magic to our tables.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for this learned contribution! It is firmly on the long list. Which is currently a long list of two, so it's also on the short list.

  • @RaptinDinon-mn4ps
    @RaptinDinon-mn4ps Месяц назад

    A werewolf's affliction is broken ny chanting the name thrice. Anywhere can work, however with this in mind the brith place is an ideal location. With more people who are aware of the werewolf's identity the merrier. Though, if he or she continues to attack while freeded you may have to deal with family members or friends siding with the former werewolf.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for these learned insights! So a registry of births and deaths may be the most appropriate high street location to fight a werewolf, assuming that it can be defined as a shop. Or maybe a tourist shop with those magnet numberplates with names on, because then once the werewolf has picked one you'll know what their name is.

  • @GldnClaw
    @GldnClaw Месяц назад

    What are the inspirational sources for the style of artwork?

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment! The original intent was working with www.katyrosedesign.com/. We wanted to convey silliness and pomposity, with a common theme of great speakers / inspiring words. After this, Katy became involved in other projects so we reached out to various other artists. Our house style was black and white, pencil. They could choose a range of scenes to draw and were encouraged to add their style. The filters on the motion footage then flowed from that style. If you'll indulge us a little further; the aim of Aristorators is to ultimately make people more interested in discussing ideas without anger or ego, something we feel is missing in today's world. This requires comfort in the difference between facts, arguments, focusing on existing ideas, sifting ideas and proposing new answers. The game and RUclips content is trying to offer a structure to explore these techniques, juxtaposed against a lens of whimsy and surrealism to make it less threatening. The artwork was trying to complex this.

  • @johnd2058
    @johnd2058 Месяц назад

    1:30 lulz

  • @BlumpkinSpiceLatte
    @BlumpkinSpiceLatte Месяц назад

    Dear learned society, I would like to add birthday cake to the list. It's already ties to a holiday that everyone celebrates, it's whimsical which can help lighten up drab and dreery office envieonments, and best of all it wont interrupt workflow very much because the likelihood of too many people's birthday being the same day and therefore shutting the company down for the day is very low. It's also the most customizable cake, it might evoke the company to give presents or at least PTO specifically for that day, it involves candles which are automatically fun because everyone loves domesticated fire, I could go on....and that, oh grand and learned society, is why I think that birthday cake is the clear answer to which cake deserves its own dedicated national holday so the workers can have their cake and eat it too. 🎂

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for this speedy and well- considered contribution! It is on the long list. The long list is only one cake at this point in time, so it has a high prospect of making the final cut.

  • @johnd2058
    @johnd2058 Месяц назад

    I already had fruity toothpaste as a lad. Tried and true.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Ah, the much needed voice of experience! So often overlooked by the tiktok generation. How would you say it compared to tomato flavour?

    • @johnd2058
      @johnd2058 Месяц назад

      @@aristorators Ah, tomato flavors usually depend on air pressure, so it's hard to state an absolute preference.

  • @johnd2058
    @johnd2058 Месяц назад

    ...wallaroo? Needs more discussion.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Many thanks for taking the time to watch and comment. We humbly agree - the whole debate is complex. We invite all insights in many forms. Whether comments, stitches, or otherwise.

    • @johnd2058
      @johnd2058 Месяц назад

      @@aristorators Thank you for your kind reply, once again. To elucidate, as an American, I require convincing that "wallaroos" are anything but an elaborate Aussie in-joke, perhaps meant as a shibboleth.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Aha! It certainly merits further investigation, and we thank you for raising it. Some say that they're challenging to trust, the Australians. As one small point of order, however, we don't think shibboleths are marsupials.

  • @esoopthederp7672
    @esoopthederp7672 Месяц назад

    What is a shop but a place you give money in exchange for things. You can give them coins for larger coins, houses for coins, coins for houses, I think they count as a shop

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      An excellent and learned definition! You also give money for security, and in the case of many bankers, money for their bonuses to spend on expensive cocktails and sports cars. So definitely a shop.

  • @MasterTaters
    @MasterTaters Месяц назад

    Ankylosaurus; Can get down without falling down! Ichthyosaurs; Water borne but hear me out; who wouldn't want a rendition of "so long and thanks for all the fish" from these guys? Dakotaraptor; Plumed and beautiful, these dinos would make a great show being more agile than their similarly sized cousins; and it can fly when it wishes. Longisquama; These guys are low to the ground like an ankylosaurus; but smaller and faster. Their protrusions would make for a colorful display! Compsognathus; These chicken sized dinosaurs probably dance well in groups and have almost unparalleled agility! Utahraptor; as tall as the average human and with arms of similar length, these would make great partners for those slower more meaningful dances. You might even find yourself smitten by the end..

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for these learned propositions.

    • @MasterTaters
      @MasterTaters Месяц назад

      @@aristorators Hey if you have a discord or something I'd love to participate in this project, it touches all the right buttons for me. I'm gonna email your complaints department with contact info so if you are open to this I'd love to hear back. It sounds so very fun.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Please feel free to get in touch! At the moment we're just enjoying making this content, and are looking forward to trying to increase the sense of interaction. We'd love it if people started to stitch or duet with our content, albeit we've walked away from tiktok and instagram because we got way less traction there. On the game, we're pleased to be able to offer the free print and play. We simply need to wait until we feel there's enough traction for a kickstarter - we're probably 100X away from that. We have other ideas on how to expand this concept out, but we want to focus on these two at the moment. Would be very happy to chat about your ideas!

    • @MasterTaters
      @MasterTaters Месяц назад

      @@aristorators I had mere moments before your reply good sir.

    • @MasterTaters
      @MasterTaters Месяц назад

      @@aristorators Good sir, I have also attempted to contact you through the contact us portion of your website; however it is giving me the message "Undefined value was submitted through this field." When I select a subject from the top row. This may be an issue with enum validation. The original title line of my email is "Not a complaint!" If that helps you locate it. It was submitted towards complaints department because I am unaware of another means to contact you.

  • @MasterTaters
    @MasterTaters Месяц назад

    I voted on your stuff; it might take a bit to get this project really going but don't lose hope or stop this is GOLD and when the universe finds out about it; it will stream into peoples recommended as it did mine.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for your these lovely words of encouragement! We are a young channel and all comments, watches, shares, likes and feedback make a huge difference. We note that gold is, unfortunately, unlikely to stop a werewolf.

  • @johnd2058
    @johnd2058 Месяц назад

    Wait, for *sport*? In PUBLIC?

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      That is the core idea, yes. It seems that both the sport and the public factors do impact the fruit choice.

  • @johnd2058
    @johnd2058 Месяц назад

    What a brave boy.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment! We're taking your statement to refer to the speaker, who is so committed to the exploration of meaningless questions that sickness did not impede their insights. We commend them.

  • @generalvikus2138
    @generalvikus2138 Месяц назад

    I thought this channel was a fever dream.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for such a fine commendation! Please help share the power of these fever dreams. The world needs to know more, and we need you to help us spread it.

    • @generalvikus2138
      @generalvikus2138 Месяц назад

      @@aristorators Yes master

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Please, call me "Exalted Duchy".

  • @lemagicalpotato8318
    @lemagicalpotato8318 Месяц назад

    Why did I not find this sooner lol

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      We're delighted that you've found us now! We are a young channel and both RUclips and we are still working out how to find our audience. Every new viewer is appreciated. Please look at, comment on, and share our other speeches, so that we can keep growing!

  • @00Theotto
    @00Theotto Месяц назад

    I would fight a Werewolf in a Jewelry. Because silver can hurt a Werewolf and there is a LOT of silver to trow.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for these insights! Have you taken the following into account? ruclips.net/video/vtDT2JGkWl8/видео.html

  • @neinherman9989
    @neinherman9989 Месяц назад

    Have one considered the fact that since werewolves rip apart their clothes all the time, that one might try to sell them clothes with extra stretch? Just imagine the mental and financial relief the werewolf will experience due to never having to buy new clothes due to full moon incidents and the public ridicule they subsequently avoid by no longer waking up naked and afraid in the dog park the next morning? But also consider the inherent comfort offered by clothes made by stretchy fabrics, which is sure to temper any ravenous bloodlust the werewolf is prone to experience? To not offer the werewolf community stretchy clothes is actively harming public safety and waisting police resources on incidents that a comfortable hoodie will stop before the police involvement is needed in the first place.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for this learned contribution! We have had a learned member raise this aspect in a shorter reflection at ruclips.net/video/HbJMRVEu5Cg/видео.html. That speech did not consider your idea of offering to buy clothes for the werewolf, which adds an extra justification.

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Месяц назад

    what have i stumbled across

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      You, fine individual that you are, have stumbled across the Aristoratic and Regal Society for Enabling Mass Urbane Debate, which we shorten to "Aristorators" because the alternative is "ARSEMUD". We exist to encourage meaningful debates of meaningless questions - through two media - RUclips speeches, and a free "print and play" game. Thank you for engaging with us. Please do spread the word!

    • @cedricpannell6480
      @cedricpannell6480 28 дней назад

      My new favorite RUclips channel!

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators 26 дней назад

      What wonderfully kind words! Thank you for this. Please share far and wide. While obviously your endorsement makes our heart glow, the more viewers we get then the more of these we can produce.

  • @xampleloginname
    @xampleloginname Месяц назад

    Busy preparing my insights to commend to the house.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Please do! We are also open to rebuttals via the medium of stitching.

  • @LuNa_097
    @LuNa_097 Месяц назад

    just like @matthewcorbett3856 I am in the process of preparing some arguements for this debate

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      The more insights, the greater! We anticipate a meaningful decision on this meaningless debate by the end of April.

  • @matthewcorbett3856
    @matthewcorbett3856 Месяц назад

    I am slowly learning what kind of arguments this game values and preparing my own point for this debate

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Aristorators values all learned insights. We look forward to your contribution!

  • @BlumpkinSpiceLatte
    @BlumpkinSpiceLatte Месяц назад

    Fantastic! I like the idea of taking comments and expanding on them. The shitposting community has got to find this channel sooner or later, at which point I hope you remember me because the channel will blow up overnight 😂

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for your original comment and this one! The next five debates we're trying to make more involved. Let's see whether it works... And we're pleased to have you already immortalised as an Aristorator.

  • @vacatiolibertas
    @vacatiolibertas Месяц назад

    This game seems great. Just shared a link to y'all's website with all my friends!

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for doing so, and for letting us know! We hope to bring a little bit of joy, both through the game and our RUclips content. Please let us know if you enjoy it!

  • @petertalalight7340
    @petertalalight7340 Месяц назад

    This is hilarious!

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for your kind words! Every comment, watch, like and subscribe brings us positive thoughts and encourages RUclips to show us wider. Please look at our other meaningful speeches on this and other subjects.

  • @redpillow7221
    @redpillow7221 Месяц назад

    The dry brilliance of the rule at 2:37 is really impressive.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      We are humbled by your kind words. Thank you for watching and commenting.

  • @LuNa_097
    @LuNa_097 Месяц назад

    This is literally cinema

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment! We're a young channel, and every comment, Share, watch, like and subscription matters. Both for our soul and for the algorithm.

    • @LuNa_097
      @LuNa_097 Месяц назад

      ​@@aristoratorsty for replying I really love the style of your vids

  • @Jack-ff3mp
    @Jack-ff3mp Месяц назад

    Im astounded that no one has brought up the pachycephalosaurus. Yes the name may seem intimidating but being roughly the same height as a human i think it'd make an excelent dance partner. Not only is it herbivorous, meaning you dont need to worry about it throwing you up as you throw it down, its bony dome and strong tail make it especially adept at break dancing and head spins. Theres also only one species of pachycephalosaurus, that being the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis, so you can be assure that no one will be dancing with a dinosaur that looks as cool as your. These constitute my insights on the matter, o grand and learned society

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for these learned insights! It goes into the list of options.

  • @gilangignasraharjo6138
    @gilangignasraharjo6138 Месяц назад

    I am genuinely confused

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Sorry to hear this! To simplify: please tell us which dinosaur would make the best dance partner.

  • @coalman000
    @coalman000 Месяц назад

    This is the best form of absurdist nonsense I've seen in a while. It feels like the pseudo-philosophical points my friends and I raise at the DnD table.

    • @coalman000
      @coalman000 Месяц назад

      Wait I didn't even realize this is an ad for a game. Consider me curious

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for taking the time to like and comment! The game is a free print and play. The content is more to encourage slightly absurdist conversation. We don't need you to enjoy the game in order to enjoy our work.

  • @HowDoIDad
    @HowDoIDad Месяц назад

    I submit to this forum that the addition of additional dinosaurs is moot as you have already included Ankylosaurus, which is objectively the best dinosaur. 1. They are both wide and low to the ground, allowing for maximum balance while dancing. 2. Their stocky build alows them to be a great doubles partner, allowing a lighter dinosaur to perform tandem moves that highlight their skillset. 3. And I can not stress this enough. Of all the dinosaurs Ankylosaurus has the most experience with clubs.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for this learned submission.

  • @matthewnesci3172
    @matthewnesci3172 Месяц назад

    Now, some people might say that the triceratops couldn't be a dancing partner because it doesn't have arms, but that's what the horns are for. They would provide nice grips for ballroom dancing. They also actually had spines all over the body, that is like a built in gown. Triceratops were literally made for ballroom dancing. And that or grand and learned society does constitute the insights that I commend to the house.

    • @matthewnesci3172
      @matthewnesci3172 Месяц назад

      You also wouldn't have to worry about stepping on their toes because most of them are covered in hard blunt claws. So not only would it not hurt them, they probably wouldn't even notice, saving you from the embarrassment of hurting your dance partner.

  • @GldnClaw
    @GldnClaw Месяц назад

    I propose that the Macrocollum itaquii makes for the best dance partner. Firstly, it is a bipedal species from Brazil that is about our size. Secondly, it is an herbivore (no snacking on us while performing the Samba. The long neck makes for an additional level of embrace for those difficult maneuvers (like the lean-back). Finally, it is from the Triassic period, which, being an early period, means that it is more likely to cooperate.

    • @aristorators
      @aristorators Месяц назад

      Thank you for this learned proposal!

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw Месяц назад

      @@aristorators Oh, and if it needs to be modified a bit to work better for the short, do what you need.