Hahaha, there it is. As soon as I saw Mike Baker on the RUclips home page I went looking through the comments to find the first Rudy, Poptart & Fucko joke. Only had to go through about 15 comments to find this one lmao
0:00:00 - Kendrick Lamar vs Drake Beef 0:02:52 - Discussion on AI Technology and Identity Theft 0:10:49 - Stressing the Importance of Individual Responsibility in Understanding Information 0:13:07 - Emphasizing the Impact of Emotional and Social Intelligence 0:20:47 - Parental Concerns About School Culture and Individual Health 0:23:58 - Challenges Faced by Youth and Expectation on Individual Responsibility 0:31:27 - John Mandus - Master of Disguise and Acting 0:32:54 - The Art of Surveillance Disguises and Behavioral Mimicry 0:41:09 - Disguise Unit and Fake Mustaches 0:44:22 - Student Protests and Foreign Influence 0:52:04 - Foreign Influence: China, Russia, Iran exploiting chaos 0:53:08 - Challenges in Education: Ideological Imbalance and Academia 1:01:53 - Hamas vs Israel: Misunderstood Differences 1:04:53 - Ukrainian Politicians' Corruption and Financial Backing 1:12:43 - Ukraine vs. Russia Conflict: Manpower Strategy 1:15:54 - Complex Dynamics in Conflict Resolution 1:23:46 - Hamas and Israeli Conflict: A Game of Narratives 1:26:49 - Palestinian Political Dynamics: Hamas vs Palestinian Authority 1:34:35 - Israeli Approach to Gaza and Iran's Involvement 1:38:00 - Factors Influencing Israeli-Palestinian Conflict 1:46:55 -Critical Thinking and Conversations: Pissing People Off for Understanding 1:49:43 - Political Speculations and Presidential Scenarios: The Biden Dilemma 1:57:37 - Discussion on Voter Fraud and Mail-in Ballots 1:59:26- Legal Challenges and Controversies Involving Trump and Biden 2:08:33- Discussion on College Kids 2:11:45-Elon Musk's Impact on Social Media 2:18:28- China's Dominance in Environmental Concerns and Energy Strategy 2:21:18- Advancements in Unmanned Underwater Vehicles and AI in Military Aviation 2:29:27 -Saboteur Pice and Anti-Gravity Device 2:30:30 - UAPs, Tic-Tac Incident, and Unexplained Technology 2:39:41 - Cybersecurity Expert Claims 80% of Twitter Accounts are Bots 2:41:20 - Impact of Bots on Social Media Influence 2:49:54 - Individual Responsibility and the Impact of Tribalism on Political Views 2:50:58 - The Role of AI in Future Governance and International Security
Was just thinking when's Mike coming On ! Haven't watched a single minute yet, but I'm predicting.He tells us why student protesters are crazy and evil .
"Mike, do you believe in aliens?" "Do I? Well, I...gee, y'know, it's...huff, ya gotta... don't know if...it's a....look, you can.....jeeze, uh...ha, I cant...maybe it's....if you...(whistles)...I....the..." (Every. Fucking. Question.)
Well… ya knoww. My son scuttlebooger is going to navy school and uh he was telling me about new alienware laptop and that’s unbelievable tech. But you wouldn’t believe what the chinese are doing
This comment and the one near the top about Mike bugging the room and only returns often as he needs to change the batteries have me pyssin myself 🥇 this whole thread is brilliant. There's no way that Mike and Joe are unaware of the level of roasting going on in every Baker episode 🤣
I believe everyone that has a large platform has to obey some sort of commands or be demolished. I think Joe has to have certain people on here that will act kind of out of the loop and not involved at all but actually be very involved in controlling the narrative and spreading the propaganda
Like people who talk shit on the internet! Also, he probably doesn't want to get killed by them, so he watches what he says. Gotta learn to read between the lines bud. It can be tough using your brain, but I bet if you try hard, you might get there some day.
@@rickwilliams967 read between the lines= listen to a clown politician say absolutely nothing and then make up your own interpretations to support your preexisting opinions. Obviously thinking is not something that you do.
So I says to my sons, I call 'em "Fugnuckle", "Nutstick" and "Chompwomper", I says to 'em, "go tell ya sister...", see I got a daughter, let's just call her my daughter...
Can't wait to see these comments spammed every 30 seconds whenever the word CIA is mentioned lol. I've never seen the same comment over and over to this extent before
yeah i loved the interview where joe asked him a question about some conspiracy theory thats probably 100% true (cant remember what it was) and baker just nervously laughed it off like "come on really joe?"
Most of the CIA work that gives and gave the CIA a bad name is now hired out because its illegal for the cia to do after 9/11 when they changed the rules. So they have like this dick head set up a private company and the cia funds that company and now the company can operate in privacy. Mike has an intelligence company he runs. Same with Peter Thiel, Andrew Bustamante works for one, and so on. If the company gets busted for doing illegal activity the government can deny responsibility since they can blame the company and doesnt blow back on the agency
Literally runs his own intelligence company that most likely contracts for the cia. Former or retired doesnt mean shit. you get payed way more contracting than working for the agency
No. He’s a known CIA operative that worked on spike tv on deadliest warrior on the CIA episode in season 2. In that episode he states he took a life long pledge to the cia and he intends to carry that out. Now spike is where deadliest warrior was played. What else played on spike? Oh huh, UFC. and who worked in ufc? Oh right. Rogain. So no it’s not hard to follow the tracks. All this shit is red pill city trying to fuck this country up and now they can’t back trump anymore so they call themselves centrists gtfo
crazy how its only this one dude from the cia that joe has on. its almost like the us government tries to sway our opinions through joes chimp brained questions
Right? The only thing I see when he's on. It's the small thing you notice that's just "off". Sorta like that scene in Inglorious Basterds in the bar where the SS guy noticed how he was showing "3" on his fingers.
@@vancearmstrong4542 as a puerto rican i think i can explain. around 2017 i think our team was winning a league so the whole team decided to dye their hair blonde to set a trend. the guy that looks like rogan is bald af and cant dye his hair to support the team so he put on shitty wig. i remember some PR baseball fans dyeing their hair at the time
My great uncle worked under every branch imaginable. Army, FBI, CIA and in the end was Secret Service. One thing he told me when I asked him "When did you retire" he answered me saying "You never really truly retire" Remember that whenever Mike Baker claims he's retired from the CIA.
My great grandpa told us he was in the OSS, CIA, Continental army & the Avengers. When he retired at the rank of '007', he told us; "I know all the secrets...trust me & nobody else!" Then he told us he was the one who invented Puerto Rico. We know it's all true, cuz he was an old relative👍
Remember that Joe said, after the COVID vaccine scandal where he got some guests like Robert Malone, that he will try to balance his guests so we get all sides. This is that. However this Baker guy is just stupidly annoying. And Joe has not gotten any alternative guests lately. This guy is spewing government propaganda without any checks. Meanwhile Joe is sitting far away from people who have alternative views on Israel-Palestine and Russia-Ukraine. Joe Rogan is done. He's washed up. I really enjoyed him but now it's just a farce.
Mike Baker will never give you a satisfying answer; but he will drink, smoke a cigar and talk out of his ass with you so much that you forget about it.
o think youve pit more thought in a pervy cmemt than the veracity of ot and possi le waste of time watching this witjout correlating it to your comcern in any real thought. i dont hear about the news or the wprld tpo much so even if a kitty kat version from these two men i trust better than an amchor news or hia producer behind lens. this is a useful conversation, its not even a test so queations arent aipposed to be utterly expected.
Only ever comments. You've see one you've seen 'em all. Only true usefulness of the M.B. eps is to listen before bed for the most powerful sleep aid ever.
@Joe45-91 you must not listen to Joe enough, he's said a dozen times, he doesn't care what you numbskulls think about the guests. He has on who he cares about.
I read the comments and listened to this conversation. The comments don't match the conversation at all. He spoke and gave opinions based on logical ideas throughout. He gave some opinions and made some comments that were quite logical and very straight forward. He is a person who thinks about things critically and answers with nuance, probably why he was selected for CIA service in the first place. Have we came to a place where if a person doesn't scream or use talking points of the echo chamber they are not understood by the masses? The more he comes on the more relaxes and the more he talks. I knew a guy one time for three years before he told me he was retired from the agency. In their life it doesn't pay to run their mouth mindlessly. Personally I'm glad these particular Americans think before they speak and watch what they say. Enjoyed the show, can't wait for Joe's handler to come back.
I find that he has a particular skill at providing information without injecting bias, which comes off as not answering the questions, but it's more about not taking a side.
Seriously? Have you ever heard of controlled opposition? Joe is a CIA asset and this guy is his handler. Oldest trick in the book. All the world is their stage.
The CIA has to get hold of the biggest media platform in the world. Who do you think controls the anti-establishment fraction of the media? The same people who control the establishment fraction of the media.
Russia, for sure. No other bastard ever mentioned fucking Vladivostok. I live here. It is a big city, but damn, fucking US Embassy is closed here not for loles. It used to be so much americans here. But not anymore. Only Asians, Africans, Indians and Hispanics. No americans.
the person spreading disinformation talking about it... he talks about other ideologies as if they dont evolve. but the funniest thing is... you guys do know joe is cia? not like mike ,he career cia. this for my 130 _ 145 iq 2 percenters. we a small group. stay strong.
This is 100% fact. There is absolutely no reason for this guy to be anywhere. I think the desk is have our guys on and don’t support Trump and they will leave him alone.
He is telling us what they want is to think, theres no opposition to his opinions and joe doesn’t challenge him like he did the “moon landing is fake” guy
Mike Baker bugged the room and he comes back every few weeks to change the batteries.
😂
😂😂😂
Lololol good one. reading this literally made me spit out my ice coffee😂
I hope Joe Rogan or Jamie see this comment and pin it 🔥🔥
Impressive @@andykim9350
Whenever mike baker is on the pod, you know the entertainment will be in the comment section.
This is what we find
We need a Mike Baker & Peter Zeihan combo podcast. Oh lets throw in Don Lemon for kicks 😂
I came here for the comments
And the conversation will be about his kids.
Yeah the intelligence agencies are out in force doing damage control. Pay close attention to the exact language used in the comments
Its great when Mike is on, Joe asks him the hard hitting questions, and Mike dodges them in the most CIA way possible.. what a game!
hahahahahaha so true.
we must be watching different podcast lmao.....joe believe every word this chump says
Joe hasn't asked a hard hitting question since he went to Spotify. He's a gov shil for sure.
It’s so great Mike Baker comes on every 4 months so that we know what the CIA wants us to think.
Andrew Bustamante is definitely that guy
And you want to fallow what FSB want you to know
@@thelonewrangler1008lol I
You mean the FB I?
@@piotrsie5465 They are more honest and reliable.
This fucking guy again. Can’t wait to hear about what Juggo, Slimbop and Scooter have been up to.
Lollll
😂
Hahaha
😂
😂
If Alex Jones isnt sitting next to Mike Baker, im not watching.
I don't know if my brain could process that situation. 😂😂😂
...or Sam Tripoli
@@Cayman_Cider ...or Dave Smith
@@nopessssks1894 actually...that's probably the better choice. "The libertarian tupac"
That would be awesome!
Furby, Slapchop and Bunghole sound like good kids.
I laughed hella hard to this. Good shit.
😂😂😂
Thanks for the laugh, I'm in a large office with 4 other guys and I could not contain my laughter.
Hahaha, there it is. As soon as I saw Mike Baker on the RUclips home page I went looking through the comments to find the first Rudy, Poptart & Fucko joke. Only had to go through about 15 comments to find this one lmao
omfg
great comment
0:00:00 - Kendrick Lamar vs Drake Beef
0:02:52 - Discussion on AI Technology and Identity Theft
0:10:49 - Stressing the Importance of Individual Responsibility in Understanding Information
0:13:07 - Emphasizing the Impact of Emotional and Social Intelligence
0:20:47 - Parental Concerns About School Culture and Individual Health
0:23:58 - Challenges Faced by Youth and Expectation on Individual Responsibility
0:31:27 - John Mandus - Master of Disguise and Acting
0:32:54 - The Art of Surveillance Disguises and Behavioral Mimicry
0:41:09 - Disguise Unit and Fake Mustaches
0:44:22 - Student Protests and Foreign Influence
0:52:04 - Foreign Influence: China, Russia, Iran exploiting chaos
0:53:08 - Challenges in Education: Ideological Imbalance and Academia
1:01:53 - Hamas vs Israel: Misunderstood Differences
1:04:53 - Ukrainian Politicians' Corruption and Financial Backing
1:12:43 - Ukraine vs. Russia Conflict: Manpower Strategy
1:15:54 - Complex Dynamics in Conflict Resolution
1:23:46 - Hamas and Israeli Conflict: A Game of Narratives
1:26:49 - Palestinian Political Dynamics: Hamas vs Palestinian Authority
1:34:35 - Israeli Approach to Gaza and Iran's Involvement
1:38:00 - Factors Influencing Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
1:46:55 -Critical Thinking and Conversations: Pissing People Off for Understanding
1:49:43 - Political Speculations and Presidential Scenarios: The Biden Dilemma
1:57:37 - Discussion on Voter Fraud and Mail-in Ballots
1:59:26- Legal Challenges and Controversies Involving Trump and Biden
2:08:33- Discussion on College Kids
2:11:45-Elon Musk's Impact on Social Media
2:18:28- China's Dominance in Environmental Concerns and Energy Strategy
2:21:18- Advancements in Unmanned Underwater Vehicles and AI in Military Aviation
2:29:27 -Saboteur Pice and Anti-Gravity Device
2:30:30 - UAPs, Tic-Tac Incident, and Unexplained Technology
2:39:41 - Cybersecurity Expert Claims 80% of Twitter Accounts are Bots
2:41:20 - Impact of Bots on Social Media Influence
2:49:54 - Individual Responsibility and the Impact of Tribalism on Political Views
2:50:58 - The Role of AI in Future Governance and International Security
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Thank you was looking for this
B💥💥M!
Top comment! Thanks
But where is the 'trust the science' part?
Joe: "Let's see who's on the schedule for the pod this week...Wait, Mike Baker?? I don't remember booking Mike Baker."
CIA: "Exactly."
One of the rare times a comment makes literally laugh out loud. Thank you😂
This might be the gayest comment I've ever read. Did you think you wrote some cool shit there? Fuckin dork lmfao
Mike Baker: I have said it before and I will say it again. I have said it before.
lol
😂😂😂
And I will say it again.
..while saying nothing...
I love the disdain everybody holds for this guy
Lol I liked his episodes..... even his scooter and cowbell bepbob kids
one of my favorite guests
Love that you live it.
I literally left Spotify and came to RUclips comments to see if my intuition was correct ✅
He’s so dumb he called it “the Hamas conflict”
Mike Baker is so well trained by the CIA that he's able to escape my attention with every sentence he speaks. Truly impressive.
Innit wtf
Yet here you are. .
@@MrGreen876 Yeah, it was a joke my guy. I don't actually think he's well trained by the CIA
I do not understand how can you get impressed by stupidity........
Joe’s parole officer is back
I wonder what joes stinky poopy looks and smells like probably very big and very stinky very cool
that is Roan Montgomery's evasive son sir.
I swear he gets interviewed like 5 times a year.
😂😂😂
aaahahahaa :D
Joe's CIA handler is so proud of him. Inviting Baker so often is the price he pays to avoid ending up like Kennedy 🤣
worth it
Brain Worms or Mike Baker.
Mike Baker aka “I will talk for 3 hrs about how I don’t know shit” lol
Joe doesn't have a CIA handler, he has a mossad handler. RIP MATTHEW NORTH
😂😂
Nice of Joe to not ask Mike about the two cia guys that have been caught on camera by James Okeef
Exactly!!
How do experienced Intel operatives fall for OMGs act at this point. I'm not trying to be antagonistic, but the last episode was strange to me.
Maybe people can't pay attention to everything in the world. BOZO
It all about control. Look over there, not here.
@@Iamhuman2ithinkthis! If only more Americans realized this 😬
Glad to hear Slapstick, Dipstick, and Chapstick are doing well.
Amen….😂
Don’t forget fuck stick
lol
Every time Mike is on the podcast, the comments section is always 100x more entertaining and informative that the actual podcast 😂😂😂
That's right
Yeah because it's a bunch of dirty poor hippies in their mom's basements crying about the CIA and the government all while collecting welfare checks
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ruclips.net/video/33_ec-pSf7U/видео.html
how exactly? reading these comments causes braincancer 😂
Joe's CIA handler reminding us who owns us
Have we got a problem here? You better assimilate those talking points. Get your mind right.
I can see the outline of his TinyHat
@@RandomRabbit007 shhhh
Was just thinking when's Mike coming On !
Haven't watched a single minute yet, but I'm predicting.He tells us why student protesters are crazy and evil .
@@user-vs7cw2rg7r You mean, CIA propaganda? Gotcha, thanks.
You should follow up this CIA podcast with a Mossad podcast, you know, for balance 😂
FSB can provide some opinion, following by M6 and Chinese intels. Let's hear all opinions.
@@roman20127china won’t happen, cia won’t allow that to happen for sure
Wait? Aren't they the same thing, just a different name?
Joe has had this guy on 12 times in the last 4 years. He is averaging an episode every 4 months. Dude's a guest-host at this point.
Yep ever since Spotify. It's Joe's CIA handler everyone knows at this point. You can't make that money without signing the deal.
Yeah. Never understood what Joe's interest in this guy is!!
Well, it used to be Schaub 🤣
Talking points
So what does that make Brendan Schwab?
I won't be watching, instead I'll spend the next 3 hours reading the comments.
LOL this
Exactly
Same
yep, straight to the dislike button. Propagandist
😂😂🤣 that’s what I’m doing now
I ALSO HAVE 3 BROTHERS-
BOOMBOX, JIGSAW & RAMROD.
🤣🤣🤣
Car ramrod ?
I’ll never forget when this guy said comments were getting to him. Yeah, surely you’re CIA but comments get to you…
@@bumperxx1 I know that’s you Farva!
@@troyflatland5299 come in unit 32.... do you need my assistance?... do you need me out there
The art of answering every question with zero answers
did you even watch the podcast? why do you care so much about youtube comment section clout?
I actually love seeing this guy now because of the comments
same, saw the notification and said " AYEEEE its a favorite fbi no answer giver/handler " lol
same ahahha
Right? As soon as I heard Joe was gonna be back on RUclips I could not wait for this guy to show up.
Yes!!!
the ONLY point
Get ready to hear about Muggo Sluggo and Fucko
😂😂
Scooter, flugsy and Bucko !
Skeeter Plinko and Buggles
Damn I was way off 😂
Well played
I'm just glad bugsy, pogo stick, and scooby doo are doing well.
Bruh, this literally made me lol. I always think the same with his kid's names.
😂 we wish them well..
You know those aren't actually his kids names right?
@@johnjames9359How do you know that John?
Damnit this just made me bust out laughing very loudly.
Mike Baker on Joe Rogan is probably the most successful operation mockingbird asset in modern times
"Mike, do you believe in aliens?"
"Do I? Well, I...gee, y'know, it's...huff, ya gotta... don't know if...it's a....look, you can.....jeeze, uh...ha, I cant...maybe it's....if you...(whistles)...I....the..."
(Every. Fucking. Question.)
😂😂😂
Well… ya knoww. My son scuttlebooger is going to navy school and uh he was telling me about new alienware laptop and that’s unbelievable tech. But you wouldn’t believe what the chinese are doing
This comment and the one near the top about Mike bugging the room and only returns often as he needs to change the batteries have me pyssin myself 🥇 this whole thread is brilliant. There's no way that Mike and Joe are unaware of the level of roasting going on in every Baker episode 🤣
he is a bullshit artist
Saw this on Reddit lol
This guy gets a spot every 3 months
Rogan's handler needs to be a little bit more involved these days
And says absolutely nothing.
It's the deal. Cia. Gotta have their spot.
@@suneyman5 Faxxx
Usually but feels like it's been a while this time, anyway let's hear about sluggo, fucko etc
“Thanks for coming on the podcast, how are you?”
“Well, it’s hard to say with certainty…’
LOLOLOL
😂 exactly
i know right. i skip every episode of this guy now
😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's the entire PODCAST!
bahaha, perfect comment!
My son scatman & his brother draino loved this one.
It is so funny though how many stupid people in the comments think the names he uses for his kids are their real names.
Is Mike Baker Joe Rogan's handler? He's been on this podcast so many times, talking a lot without actually saying anything.
Joe Rogan is such a Weirdo rich guy shill phoney
Joe has talking points 100%.
Yes he introduced him the theil
He’s callens dad
I believe everyone that has a large platform has to obey some sort of commands or be demolished. I think Joe has to have certain people on here that will act kind of out of the loop and not involved at all but actually be very involved in controlling the narrative and spreading the propaganda
How does this guy not say things but keeps talking. What a skill !
He’s cia that’s why, lol
Like Obama
Like people who talk shit on the internet! Also, he probably doesn't want to get killed by them, so he watches what he says. Gotta learn to read between the lines bud. It can be tough using your brain, but I bet if you try hard, you might get there some day.
He could be a perfect politician.
@@rickwilliams967 read between the lines= listen to a clown politician say absolutely nothing and then make up your own interpretations to support your preexisting opinions. Obviously thinking is not something that you do.
Mike comes on every once in a while to remind Joe what he should think.
Joe's brain is fried. It's not hard to influence his smoke-addled, meathead, Alpha brain.
Foreign Intel bot
So I says to my sons, I call 'em "Fugnuckle", "Nutstick" and "Chompwomper", I says to 'em, "go tell ya sister...", see I got a daughter, let's just call her my daughter...
Once CIA, always CIA
He handled copies in the copy room at Langley.
Can't wait to see these comments spammed every 30 seconds whenever the word CIA is mentioned lol. I've never seen the same comment over and over to this extent before
yeah i loved the interview where joe asked him a question about some conspiracy theory thats probably 100% true (cant remember what it was) and baker just nervously laughed it off like "come on really joe?"
my uncle was agency and what you say is true.
@@davewalter5945 yea sure thing dunce. lmao.
Oh great, the 27th Mike Baker mandatory podcast finally dropped
😘
Love you
It’s crazy how everyone unanimously hates him. Hahaha
Honestly I love when mike comes on because these comments are gold.
What’s so wrong with the guy??
@@Kristoker420You mean besides, he still works for the CIA actively and is shilling for them?
@@Kristoker420 He worked for the CIA and comes on JRE quite frequently probably twice a year most likely to spew government propaganda.
Mike is probably my favorite guest Joe has on. 🙃
Here to remind us everything is an accident… never an agenda… Mike Baker.
Unless it’s anti Zionist then it’s “A sophisticated orchestrated agenda” run by Hamas 😂 the hang gliding Ak toting flip flop wearing Muslims
FUN FACT; when he’s undercover Mike Baker is a Bike Maker 🥸🤯
You won the internet today
Professional Faker Mike Baker the Bike Maker
@@rwizzzle83 thank you sir 🙏🏻❤️
Remember: There’s no such thing as a “former” or “retired” CIA man.
yeh and hes just allowed to go on the biggest podcast to talk about his insights. LOL, fuck right off
Most of the CIA work that gives and gave the CIA a bad name is now hired out because its illegal for the cia to do after 9/11 when they changed the rules. So they have like this dick head set up a private company and the cia funds that company and now the company can operate in privacy. Mike has an intelligence company he runs. Same with Peter Thiel, Andrew Bustamante works for one, and so on. If the company gets busted for doing illegal activity the government can deny responsibility since they can blame the company and doesnt blow back on the agency
Literally runs his own intelligence company that most likely contracts for the cia. Former or retired doesnt mean shit. you get payed way more contracting than working for the agency
Anyone else actually enjoy Mike Baker on the pod? Always know I'll enjoy it.
No. He’s a known CIA operative that worked on spike tv on deadliest warrior on the CIA episode in season 2. In that episode he states he took a life long pledge to the cia and he intends to carry that out. Now spike is where deadliest warrior was played. What else played on spike? Oh huh, UFC. and who worked in ufc? Oh right. Rogain. So no it’s not hard to follow the tracks. All this shit is red pill city trying to fuck this country up and now they can’t back trump anymore so they call themselves centrists gtfo
I do, every single one.
One million views (and counting) says it all. Who watches people they don't like?
he is a man of reason
@@fredrick3009 no lol
NEVER EVER TRUST ANYONE WHO CANT DIRECTLY ANSWER A QUESTION.
brilliant!
Yupp
nobodys favorite CIA agent is back.
crazy how its only this one dude from the cia that joe has on. its almost like the us government tries to sway our opinions through joes chimp brained questions
😂
one of the most entertaining guests actually. he used to do these on O&A back in the day, but most don't remember or even know that.
He's not a CIA agent,,,,, if you believe that you probably got vaccinated, there's no way our government would even allow a ex CIA agent do interviews
@@Janzer_ maybe if you have the mind of a child
How many fucking times will we get this dude
i know right. i skip every episode of this guy now
@@BA-pz3lolmao sameee
Too damn many
As many as is required to brainwash us enough
We need TRUMP on this mfkr with Joey Diaz on the side
It took less than 30 seconds for him to bring up one of his sons, Rooster, Bilbo, and Cerberus.
The way this dude holds a cigar is very unsettling
CIA CODE. Its how CIA identifies eachother in public.
Right? The only thing I see when he's on. It's the small thing you notice that's just "off". Sorta like that scene in Inglorious Basterds in the bar where the SS guy noticed how he was showing "3" on his fingers.
😂
there is a reason for that. Roan Montgomery is his father.
Like a Vietnamese interogation specialist, who is about to get to work.
This guy obviously has blackmail on Rogan at this point.
He’s got pictures of Rogan attending a Puerto Rican baseball game with Brendan shaub in drag.
This is it
He has video of Joe getting bukkaked at a bathhouse
I wonder how Jamie feels about all this.. his father was CIA ..
@@vancearmstrong4542 as a puerto rican i think i can explain. around 2017 i think our team was winning a league so the whole team decided to dye their hair blonde to set a trend. the guy that looks like rogan is bald af and cant dye his hair to support the team so he put on shitty wig. i remember some PR baseball fans dyeing their hair at the time
This is just getting hilarious at this point he should have him on next week that would be gold😂😂😂
Ah, Joes quarterly check in with his CIA handler
😂😂😂
Try TRI-Annually but you were really close.🙄
We love this guest.
That’s why you’re here.
Engagement is key😂
But, then why is he so ineffectual?
I bet every large platform has monthly FED guests on...big bro has to keep the people calm and content
My great uncle worked under every branch imaginable. Army, FBI, CIA and in the end was Secret Service. One thing he told me when I asked him "When did you retire" he answered me saying "You never really truly retire"
Remember that whenever Mike Baker claims he's retired from the CIA.
😂 No one who openly advertises that they work for a 3 letter agency is in-the-know. They know about as much as what’s posted in Reddit. Nothing more.
He just means he doesnt work directly with the govt. He still does all the ghey hazing stuff tho
Your uncle was fucking with you. My dad used to say the same shit it just means you never stop thinking that way…
My great grandpa told us he was in the OSS, CIA, Continental army & the Avengers. When he retired at the rank of '007', he told us; "I know all the secrets...trust me & nobody else!" Then he told us he was the one who invented Puerto Rico. We know it's all true, cuz he was an old relative👍
@@billymadison8574 Swing and a miss
Ladies and gentlemen, CIA press secretary Mike Baker
Can listen to Mike Baker conversate with Joe for 24 more hours & STILL WANT MORE!!. great talks again
Oh great. I can hear all about Sluggo, Buggo, and Fucko for two hours. Lucky me.
So I'm supposed to believe that it's a coincidence that whenever Joe has a string of alternative guests this guy shows up randomly? Okay.
Literally thought the same thing, lmao
Joe is trying to inform us with “ what’s really going on “
Bruh, didn’t even make that connection. Thats crazy.
Remember that Joe said, after the COVID vaccine scandal where he got some guests like Robert Malone, that he will try to balance his guests so we get all sides. This is that. However this Baker guy is just stupidly annoying. And Joe has not gotten any alternative guests lately. This guy is spewing government propaganda without any checks. Meanwhile Joe is sitting far away from people who have alternative views on Israel-Palestine and Russia-Ukraine. Joe Rogan is done. He's washed up. I really enjoyed him but now it's just a farce.
Time to get an update on how Slimfast, Fugly and Mofo are doing🙄
Oh good, Mike Baker.
3 Hours of saying "well here's the thing...."
Then doesn't say what the thing is.
Give us Mike Baker and/or Alex Jones ,Eddie Bravo, Joey Diaz 👌🏻👌🏻😂
THAT I would watch.
How the f can you name your kids scooter , slugger , and slobberknocker ? wtf
Because he's an imbecile.
slobberknocker ?? wtf I waiting to hear that part lmaoo
He is so used to have undercover names…he applied them to his kids. 😂
Pretty sure his 'kids' are actually dogs he invented back stories for
"ok kids. scooter target is on the left, slobberknocker keep an eye on that red vehicle"
HERE WE GO GUYS THE HANDLER IS HERE
Mike baker finally back, was wondering what the CIA wanted me to think
Once your in the CIA , you are never out. NEVER
I just immediately pause the video and go straight to the comment section.
:01 okay yeah he’s gonna say exactly the same word salad he always does, let me please not break a leg running to the comments.
fucking SAME! lol
Same!
Same
Ditto. We already know what he's going to say, anything outside of those bounds are a lie anyway.
Did Mike just tell us that the CIA isn't going to let trump win?
Did he just started watching
Exactly.... the "how" is what's concerning.
If the CIA wants civil war, they will take out Trump.
WE WANT 🇺🇸 TR#MP 🇺🇸
Dhull we know already
Everybody came in just to leave a comment about how much we don't trust this guy 😊
i'm only here to read the comments about how much we don't trust this guy. 😂
If Joe trusts him, I trust him
Any time stamp when it starts? Like.. when does he start b.s.ing
At least everyone is getting it lol
Guys....I trust him! And I'm positively glowing with character 😊
I don’t understand why Joe brings this guy on so many times, not even going to waste my time listening to this one.
Smart move.
Thinking that online IQ tests are accurate is itself an IQ test.
Damn you beat me to it, hahaha.
Damn
I thought my 140 score was legit
🤷♂️
@4bidden1around 15ish minutes in.
Thinking an iq test matters is an iq test
I was thinking Rogan must have been high thinking it was legit! But him saying it like it was an accomplishment had me rolling
Moon landing episode had me thinking Mr. Baker was on his way
Mike Baker will never give you a satisfying answer; but he will drink, smoke a cigar and talk out of his ass with you so much that you forget about it.
The dude has an incredible talent for talking nonstop without saying anything of substance. I can’t stand him!
🤣
@@alejandrocruz2547 he definitely gives Chael Sonnen a run for his money
And he’ll say pragmatic 14x
o think youve pit more thought in a pervy cmemt than the veracity of ot and possi le waste of time watching this witjout correlating it to your comcern in any real thought. i dont hear about the news or the wprld tpo much so even if a kitty kat version from these two men i trust better than an amchor news or hia producer behind lens. this is a useful conversation, its not even a test so queations arent aipposed to be utterly expected.
Who saw this on Spotify and immediately came here for the comments 🙋🏼♂️🤣
Only ever comments. You've see one you've seen 'em all. Only true usefulness of the M.B. eps is to listen before bed for the most powerful sleep aid ever.
Having him on is robbing someone interesting being on. The art of talking and saying nothing at all
Na that's famine mentality son 😂😂
Yes, think of JRE the same as a college scholarship program 🙄. As if there's a high standard for what's interesting on this pod anymore
@Joe45-91 you must not listen to Joe enough, he's said a dozen times, he doesn't care what you numbskulls think about the guests. He has on who he cares about.
Yeah. Joe won't have Ashton Forbes on to talk about MH370 but this guy? No problem
@@Laocoon283 how whoish of you
Joe was "summoned" to the basement of the CIA: "We let you continue your podcast, but every now and then you need to invite one of our operatives"
why it has to be the same one every time tho?
Joe's like " Ok but it has to be someone who enjoys cigars "
@@colinstewart1432 🤣🤣🤣
@@hotdokete who are other ones?
Way to represent the brain rot community. Spending your time to come up with this theory is hilarious. Go touch some grass brother
"The Spy who said Nothing "
The next James Bond title written by
Mike Baker
😂😂😂😂👌🏼
Love when Mike Baker comes to visit…
He’s a blend of “ scared me straight “, and the real truth.. more please…
You wanted 3hrs of a quest not answering straight to a single question?
Here you go
Check out the guests crappy hair dye
Hahaha it’s only been out for 54 minutes! No way you listened to this all the way. Nice!
@@jdepewwow he predicted the future 100% accurately...he must be CIA too!
@@AngryDad. hahaha he can’t be trusted
We knew Mike was coming soon 😂
Everytime Mike Baker is on, I get excited to read these comments. It's basically a roast. 😂
You got to catch jlp talk
Just a bunch no life losers the people who get bullied in life wouldn't listen to any of em
I read the comments and listened to this conversation. The comments don't match the conversation at all. He spoke and gave opinions based on logical ideas throughout. He gave some opinions and made some comments that were quite logical and very straight forward. He is a person who thinks about things critically and answers with nuance, probably why he was selected for CIA service in the first place. Have we came to a place where if a person doesn't scream or use talking points of the echo chamber they are not understood by the masses? The more he comes on the more relaxes and the more he talks. I knew a guy one time for three years before he told me he was retired from the agency. In their life it doesn't pay to run their mouth mindlessly. Personally I'm glad these particular Americans think before they speak and watch what they say. Enjoyed the show, can't wait for Joe's handler to come back.
I agree. A couple people made sly ass comments and here come all the sheep.
Right? People in the comments are brain dead
I find that he has a particular skill at providing information without injecting bias, which comes off as not answering the questions, but it's more about not taking a side.
@davidshepard1466 you stated concisely in fewer words what I was trying to say.
I think just a couple people write slick comments then here come all the sheep.
It will forever be a mystery to me why Joe has this guy on so often.
He is just following orders. You don't get 100 milly for nothing pal..
Seriously? Have you ever heard of controlled opposition? Joe is a CIA asset and this guy is his handler. Oldest trick in the book. All the world is their stage.
Handler
He says a lot, you just gotta use your brain a little.
The CIA has to get hold of the biggest media platform in the world. Who do you think controls the anti-establishment fraction of the media? The same people who control the establishment fraction of the media.
nice getting an update on bugsy, beebop, and rock steady. however, who steered that ship into the baltimore bridge?
that's the hardest I've laughed at a youtube comment. Thank you I needed that.
Baltimore or Texas bridge?
Babe wake up!
New episode of propagandacast dropped!
If we figure out what country holds their cigars the way Mike does then we'll figure out what country he's "worked" in 😂
Russia, for sure. No other bastard ever mentioned fucking Vladivostok. I live here. It is a big city, but damn, fucking US Embassy is closed here not for loles. It used to be so much americans here. But not anymore. Only Asians, Africans, Indians and Hispanics. No americans.
“I never took an IQ test”
Said the CIA agent
All the best to everyone
I was thinking the same thing
Joe studies for IQ tests
Because they didn’t call it by that name. 😂
they probably have some more accurate General Intelligence Test +Specific tests for traits and skills they are looking for
Ah yes. Mike baker. I already know I’m in for 3 hours of talking without any answers
Lmfao EXACTLY. Every single time without fail.
He's full of shit.
oe was "summoned" to the basement of the CIA: "We let you continue your podcast, but every now and then you need to invite one of our operatives"
Joe : please bring some one more interesting I can't take it anymore
They always have to update some narratives
the person spreading disinformation talking about it...
he talks about other ideologies as if they dont evolve.
but the funniest thing is...
you guys do know joe is cia?
not like mike ,he career cia.
this for my 130 _ 145 iq 2 percenters.
we a small group. stay strong.
This is 100% fact. There is absolutely no reason for this guy to be anywhere. I think the desk is have our guys on and don’t support Trump and they will leave him alone.
Try ultimate fighter again
The way Mike Baker inserts his plugs are nothing short of masterful. Big hug to him!
Alex Jones and Baker together would be Joe's greatest ever podcast. But Mike would be too petrified to debate him.
For the love of God will you PLEASE stop inviting him
He invites himself.
I hope reads all these comments. You know scooter and sluggo are reading them lol
Just don't watch it... there isn't a show in existence that has such a wide variety of guests, and topics. You aren't supposed to like like them all.
You can skip any episodes you want. I like Mike but skip Hancock etc
The "you invited them to this house??" scene played in my head from the 2004 Punisher movie 😂
I would love to see an episode with Mike Baker where they just go through the comments 🤣
Great idea
Every Ep with this guy feels like a gramps at a family function where he goes off on and on about his kids
I wish Joe Rogan had Theo Von on the show as much he has Mike Baked on
Or both at once!
James O'Keefe. F CIA.
Theo fucken Von
When people start to think critically, this guy comes along
winner
It is sus 🤔
He's a douchebag. I don't know ow why Joe likes him.
Yeah I know right. Sure he was encouraging people to think critically and not just buy whatever their told, but obviously it’s a misdirect 🤨
The Disinformation Practitioner himself
The handler
Jamie is the handler.
Long time listener, first time commenter. I'm a "huge" fan of Joe's. I don't have to tell you, but keep doing what you're doing, brother!
Since @Newsradio days. PHIL HARTMAN, RIP! And Joe Rogan, keep going, brother!
If talking in circles was a person
How much is the CIA paying you to have this guy on so frequently?
they don't pay, you pay, or we leak that picture
Did you not think that Joe might just like the guy and his perspective?
@@ACCESS0fficial did you not think I may have just wrote a sarcastic comment?
@@gloworms no I’ve scrolled past a lot these comments nd decided to scope into ur one
Joe doesn’t have a choice.
The "former" CIA agent, who killed a random guy named Mike Baker and is still using his identity, is back on the podcast
What's the story behind this?
@@tautvydassaunuolis8576jokes
😂
@@tautvydassaunuolis8576 he's just an open homosexual with kids that have names analogous to family dogs.
Plot twist!
When is Joe gonna finally interview Jamie??? We all need this
THIS GUYS FAMILY STORIES REMIND ME OF MY 3 BROTHERS. MEGATRON JR, RIPPER & PYTHON. WE GREW UP THE SAME WAY.
Have you met my siblings Henry Hoover, Power Ranger and Sonic?
@@Jack-hv3uj MY 4 SISTER'S
SHIPWRECK, TABLESAW, ZEBRA & JEN
FLIPTOP, GOOSE, BOPPER
If mike baker said the sky is blue, I'd prepare for rain.
Well said. And I don't think it's intentional.
How can someone be so perpetually wrong? 😂😂😂
He is telling us what they want is to think, theres no opposition to his opinions and joe doesn’t challenge him like he did the “moon landing is fake” guy