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“That dog looks like a burnt beef wellington”😂😂😂😂😂😂
He looked like the dog from Coco
@@Caden_1407 oui
@@Caden_1407yessssss
Your going to hell with the tataas lifting dumbbells LOL
lol frrrrr
the biting is called "cute aggression" and yes there is science behind it. Basically what is happening is your brain gets overwhelmed with the 'omg i love it' input so as a response to try and keep itself balanced it sends out signals for aggression
i got that with my baby it was so hard to control
I wonder if it's related to when you scratch a kitty's belly, and they are loving it, they they attack you...
@@hopperwolf2They do that because, their bellies are very sensitive to touch and they get overstimulated to the point where it hurts them. Also they have an instinctual need to protect their bellies because that's where their important organs are. So if they let you rub their belly it means that they really love and trust you :)
@@hopperwolf2Also when cats are being attacked and they're on the bottom, they grapple onto the other cat with their paws and kick/dig their legs into the other cats belly, because it's a vulnerable target area. Big cat's and Kangaroo's do that too, although, kangaroos do it standing
@@katwhite9066 imagine walking in on our wife bing your baby💀 or your mom biting your sibling💀 idk why I instantly pictured that lmao
6:24
As a choir member, this performance brought tears to my eyes, you can see the emotion and joy in her eyes. That’s straight 1s from me missy🙂🫡
Yes I’m a choir student and she did great
6:26 Actually, Kris, that was amazing, you hit that high note with out pushing, and started in ur range! YASSS
The end of an era, we thank you for all the laughs and smiles you have brought to all of our faces ❤🫡
Bro that profile picture should be called the duck theorists.
Ha. Ha. Ha.@@-Coyote_Paw-
@@-Coyote_Paw- Haha not the first time I’ve been told that, although it’s just an homage to MatPat and my love for ducks 😂❤️
I love your profile Picture
Period💅👏
We need kris to do Celina’s hair while reading true crime and/or murder trials
Oh my GOD! YES!!!!!!❤❤❤
👀YES!
Yup. I'd watch that.
The amount of times I wish I could like this comment is astronomical
1000%❤
You can tell that the little boy often screams when he’s upset by the sister automatically covering her ears and not being alarmed in the slightest by how upset he is.
And dad comforts him when he screams, rewarding him for bad behavior
I remember that video. I think the dad got dragged in the comments
4:55 we bite things that we find cute because we do not have a "cute" feeling in our brain; we literally, physically, do not understand cute things because we our brain *cannot process them*. So, we end up biting/love "hurting" because that is how we get that emotion out.
"I don't know what I'm doing right now" ✨truer words have never been said✨
Uhh what
KRIS DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT
REAL
"No sh*t"
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture584I'm not falling for that again
Not unsaying this on every comment
U saying*
My sister taught her bird to sing the Queen of the Night theme, and Kris's smile at the end reminded me of the face the bird makes when he finishes. He's always so proud of himself.
Thank you for cheering us all up. You were the RUclipsr who helped me through a tough time of losing my pet rats. ( domesticated) their names were bandit and ghost. Even though they died a year ago, They were my babies and I will forever miss them. Rest in peace bandit and ghost ❤
Rest in peace, lil babies. May you cause chaos with all my boys in the afterlife. 😢
It’s ok she’s not leaving
Don't panic! It's finally happening, KEVIN IS GETTING A COW FRIEND!!
AWWWWW
Maybe a miniature cow?
OH MY GOD I REMMEBER WHEN SHE SAID THAT
Are you a Trumpy
I wonder how Kevin is going to do with the pugs and cat!
The answer to the biting urge is called Cute Aggression! Basically you have so much affection for that person that your brain doesn't know what to do, so it tries to calm itself down and balance out with a negative response, like biting. You basically love them so much your brain tells you to bite to stop the overwhelming love!
Ohhh, so my cat really is giving me love bites! 😂
The words "cute" and "aggression" are two words I never expected to see next to each other lol
It remind me of golden boyx black(cat)girl lmao
😂 my cat has that and she takes it out on my nose lol 😂🤣
lol when Kris said on 6:39
“✨🤡I’m gOiNg oN tOuR🤡✨”
The deadpan smile was just the cherry on top
@@iiic0nonline69 Omg yes 🤣
Who else thinks that she is marrying Caleb? 😂
Yep.
I honestly hope so
🙋♀️
I hope not she seems really uncomfortable whenever she’s around him… I mean I’m happy that she is happy but like… she seems to not be herself and nervous and tense up…
Wdym
Her hair really compliments her eyes and her smile is so adorable ❤️❤️❤️
Do not translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………
That would be fckn awesome
@DontReadMyProfilePicture584 please
@DontReadMyProfilePicture584stop spamming
@@fantaguyreal Bro stole that from DJMarioBros 😂
2:22
Her: it’s a burnt beef Wellington
Me: IT’S DANTE FROM COCO!! ❤❤❤
That little derp reminded me of this Tik Tok I saw where a lady showed us her childhood stuffed dog and it was so withered and bedraggled that it barely resembled a dog anymore. The poor thing looked like the bastard child of either Dante or Scooby Doo but with long fur and its eyes were all yellow! It needed restoration so bad.
I thought the exact same thing
i thought this exact same thing
Bro same
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately saw Dante from coco when the dog stuck his tongue out lol
The vomit/popcorn receptacle is so true!!! My family would keep these giant ice cream buckets and reuse them for popcorn - but if you got sick, the popcorn bucket became the barf bucket. And I don’t think there was ever much of a distinction made between the popcorn buckets and barf buckets.
"I'm lying. Are we surprised?"
No, we are not 😂
cute aggression is the reason we bite or get aggressive when things are cute, its a legit psychological thing where basically we cant process how much we love something so our brains turn to aggression lol
Cats are a good example of this
So does that mean zombies are just bursting with love?
@@mxyshii my cat cute agressions me. starts loving on me then suddenly bites and nails out while bunny feeting me
“That dog looks like a burnt beef wellington” 😂😂 loved this vid!! 🖤
I found you through this tiktok series and they make me laugh every single damn time. All of your videos make me laugh and I am really thankful for all that you do to make it happen. I wish you safe travels to Texas!
2:30
"RAISED ON DIRTY HOTDOG WATER AND POPCORN BUTTER. EPMD TELLIN' ME EVERY POPSTAR A SUCKER." -Aes
About the hanging from the bridge. It is in Austria and I went there.
The girl basically has to lift her feet up, because she probably could touch the ground if she stretched her legs and feet down.
They filmed at the right angle.
I'm going through a lot of sh*t right now and I just wanted to thank Kris for posting so frequently, it really helps take my mind off things for a little while ❤️
Do not translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………
j'espère que c'est vrai
"Parents aren't home know what that means,DRUGS AND ALCOHOL!" Got me laughing😂😂😂
I'll surely miss your TikTok reacts in this house. Your randomness and humor always made my day! Looking forward to your future content, whether it's a second channel or any other adventure you embark on.
Kris: I’m not going to hell in this video.
Exactly a minute later: ✨i said I WASNT GONNA GO DOWN HiLlLlLl but now i’m down hiiIiiiLlllll in heeEeelllLll uh and down HiLllll in helllllll✨
That’s my emo country pop album that’s coming out 😂🤌🏻
Slay girl. We love you💜😂
I concur yes absolutely
also
this seems like a good comment to ask on, so here I go, do you mind explaining the joke there?
lol for sure. She was singing in what she would call a “emo country pop” voice about going down hill to hell. So she made the joke that she is going to make an album with that being on it! 😂
Hope this helped! 🙏🏻
For me, kris has official react credentials. She goofs around the reacted content so much that it is undeniably transformative. This is what every react content should be! However not everyone has this much RAW TALENT 😂😂
It's called cuteness aggression 💕💕 when we bite our loved ones or anyone close to us. Hope this helped Kris 🥰
4:11 this is so sweet!! I love when they talk about each other it's so sweet!
1:30 I'm not an animal expert by any means so feel free to correct me but that looks like a brush-tailed possum to me. It's a nocturnal mammal that lives mainly in Australia and New Zealand. Apparently they like to raid kitchens so that's probably what the little guy was trying to do and then he was like "ooh it's so warm right here"
Yup, it's a brush tailed possum. Source: I'm an Australian veterinary nurse.
That sounds adorable
I want one
They were introduced to New Zealand in 1837 to establish a fur trade. This release was unsuccessful and a second release 20 years later at the same Southland location was required for them to establish.
And just so you know, they sound like the devil’s minions. Thanks, Casual Geographic!
End of an Era, the first tik tok reaction was jun 21st 2021, reacting to the funniest tiktoks. Your confidence has gone up in the past years and your hair had had many changes with it, thank you kris ❤
Absolutely love how Kris is just so respectful of everyone. Her videos are amazing and she's the funniest person I've ever watched, I would love to meet her one day.
Tiktok reacts are my life. I've been binge watching ur channel😭😭🧏🤫🔥🔥🔥🤫🧏🤫🧏🧏
6:25 why was that singing was so impressive 💀❤️
Auntie coming with the iconic intros. Nothing else that perfection
STOPPP GIVING ALL OF USSS HEART ATTACKK WITH THOSE TITLES !!!!
"That dog looks like a burnt beef wellington" that had me on the floor 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how Kris always has the most random and amazing items/intros like the astronaut helmet or the "you are looking nice today"
Regarding hot dogs, we would usually boil them in a malt liquor or beer for a brine. But, on occasion, we would grill them, cook-out-style.
The boiling brine was more of a ball park method of cooking them, but the grilled method was more flavorful.
The beer thing is a new one, sounds kinda interesting. If I eat them at all I usually like to butterfly them and fry them in butter.
@@CircusJeanie2399 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
@@FrauWilhelmKlink oh no, you're absolutely not. I myself know at least 5 more families who are doing this. It's kinda normal thing to do here - hello from Amsterdam 🌷
@@JuditaHoffman. Ah, yet another German thing my family does, right along with putting butter on sandwiches instead of mayonnaise & mustard and being obsessed with fresh bread. Hello back from the USA💙
Backyard rib style, such a vibe tbh
I’m glad this was a cop out I literally just started watching your videos! And they’re awesome!
Can we all just appreciate the effort kallmekris does for her intros✨💅✨
All I can think of to say is why I said to my middle school history teacher "let the past be the past and let me out of this class already the bell rang 30 minutes ago" I got suspended for 3 days anyway I can't wait to see you next time Chris your videos always bring a blast of joy forcibly infused into my brain
Kris, you helped me through an ED and you are the only person who can make me laugh. Thank you.
don't tell oompaville about this.
what?
@@davidanalyst671
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@@davidanalyst671
Wishing you the best in your recovery journey ❤❤
Thank you @@Alex-fc8xn
"Who is playing my character right now, they are fucking with me" 😂😂😂😂 me on a daily basis when shit happens!
Thank you for all the previous tiktok react videos. When I’m sick and feel really shitty your channel, and the tiktok reacts specifically, are always my go-to because no matter how much discomfort/pain I’m in they’ve always managed to make me laugh. So thank you, again, for all the wonderful videos ❤
A: girl you SCARED me!
B: love the complements, really helps the old morale ❤
I LOVE the random space helmet you have lying around ❤
Kris: *Starts singing*
Damn I didn't know Kris preforms Opera in her spare time
The country, emo, pop song we didnt deserve, but desperately needed 🙏🏼 bless you Kris
Definitely did the puke/popcorn bowl thing! Also thought it was funny how the auto-generated caption for when u tried that opera run was literally "[Laughter]" 😂 love u Kris! ❤
We had a bucket 🪣 it was for my brother during road trips and for me when I got the flu 🤢
When I saw the title I was legit sobbing for like 5 minutes before I even had the balls to watch the video. The end of an era 💔💔💔
we really need your react vids, Kris. the true crime shtt weeeeeellll, but we super need your react vids.
Im sorry puke bowl????????? No girl no "WE" didnt all have one of those lmao 😂
Thought the same thing. 😲😆
Not me finishing Kris’ statement by saying “Congratulations on your furbaby” 😂
The reasons for giving love bites include showing affection towards one’s partner, claiming ownership over them or marking their territory. Additionally, subtle factors such as fear of losing someone and establishing trust and security in your relationship by declaring your love through an act like this.
Also common is overwhelming feelings of love that the brain tries to balance with aggressive/painful urges in a paradoxical way.
It's called "Cute Aggression". That's the actual scientific name. Nothing to do with being territorial.
I agree with ya, cos that is how it feels to me at least :D
Thank you Kris… everyday I watch a video of yours and they make me happy and confident and you are the best person I have ever laid my eyes on. ❤❤❤
Thank You kris for all the smiles and laughs you brought us ❤
Kris thank you for everything that you’ve done. I am incredibly depressed and suicidal, it is NOT AN EXAGGERATION TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE GENUINELY SAVED MY LIFE. I spent so many nights in tears watching your videos just to smile. Thank you
Good luck on your move, I'm so happy for you ❤
You are so brave to comment this I can relate
I really love how you match your makeup with your hair, absolutely stunning ✨
For the street artist I was chewing cereal (fruity pebbles) and they went FLYING out of my mouth over my keyboard- wow.
Kris didn't even know ,the level of foreshadowing 😂 [Biden passing ban tiktok bill]
Been here since late 2021, I am pleased to be part of this journey. Thank you, Kris! 🙌
I clicked on this so fast when I saw it! I love how much she talks about Caleb in this ❤ I'm glad she's so happy with him!
Kris needs to stop scaring us with these titles
I hope you enjoy the country. I moved there and I love it. Especially at night checking out the stars without city lights.
the title of this video scared the life out of me (also ILYSM KRISS
i got so scared😭 ive been watching u since the tiktok compilations, and its so cool watching u grow throughout the years. love u kris💗
your videos make me so happy , uve helped so muh thorugh my life like im being bullied at school and just improve my day , tsym for being u
I think we all are gonna miss your setup but I bet the new one will be just as perfect! And girl let me tell ya- you are the funniest person I’ve ever watched for the longest time. Keep up the great work ❤️
6:02 no. I had a barf bucket. Never used a bowl from the kitchen.
It’s been an honor seeing these tick toks with you
GOOD BYEEE TRUMAAAA
SHE NEVER FAILS TO AMAZE YS ILYSM KRIS ❤❤❤
When you say "Kevin" it reminds me of when the mom in Home Alone realized Kevin wasn't with the family on vacation.
IM GONNA MISS THESE SM 😢😢
whenever im feeling down, or going through something, i always watch your videos because your energy and humor brings a smile to my face n a lot of laughs. Thank you Kris 🩷💃🏻
Its called cuteness aggression. Its the overwhelming feeling of cuteness that you counter with a little bit of violence so its not so overwhelming.
1:30 Brush-tail possum! Aus possums are actually adorable. Little dudes go nuts for apples.... but I definitely don't feed them.... 👀
That intro was great!!❤❤😂😂
I love your intros. "We're gunna crash the ship" 😂 You are one of my favorite RUclipsrs.
The "I guess it will be my cat" and the smile after had me dying 😭
10:10 Dude looks like the Ferryman (Kharon i think his name is), he's calling Hades to ask that the fck is going on with the Doors of Death (Love Heroes of Olympus btw)
the animal you didnt know at the start is an australian possum! For some reason we aussies got the cute possum and the americans got the short end of the stick with the nightmare demons that are opossums
Okay but I doubt many Americans here have seen Australian possums’ feet up close or heard what their calls sound like. Your possums are cute with hellish noises, ours are halfway between cute and ugly and don’t make too much noise aside from hissing and growling. Opossums (we call them possums casually) also aren’t aggressive despite what their looks would have you think.
@@user-nl3xw4gg7m Aussie possums are highly aggressive. I used to work for Animal welfare league and possums were a regular rescue. Person I was working with had his whole arm ripped open and was in hospital for 2 weeks from the wounds after saving a sick possum
In fairness, you got the short end of the stick on A LOT of other stuff, like spiders, snakes, lizards, giant kicking rodents... I bet that possum was planning on killin that lady, but either got caught before he could, or posted this himself afterwards.
@@user-nl3xw4gg7mwhy are you triggered bro
@@user-nl3xw4gg7m Halfway between cute and ugly is truly the most apt description for an opossum. 😂
You're in a very transitional point in your life, Kris. You have, from what I've listened from you, alot going on girl and you're doing amazing. Whatever path you decide to go down for your content I'll be here for it. Been here since that first tiktok I saw of you advertising those waterproof shoes and I've been here ever since. Chase your dreams, dude and have fun. I hope you have so much fun in your new house and with your partner. Good luck!
7:27 She clearly isn't.😅 People doing this...they can't stop, cos they don't see themselves like they actually are. They are unhappy to say the least
“I’m going on tour” 😂
👁️👄👁️ her reaction when she saw the dog 😂😂
Also when she did like the singing thing I can relate to that so much, I do that all the time to annoy my mom or just to test my vocals 😂
OMG KRIS I ACTUALLY LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. I WAS SO SAD WHEN I READ THE TITLE BUT ITS OK! KEEP UP THE INCREDIBLE WORK WITH YOUR VIDEOS!!❤❤❤
We all love Kris when I’m crying I watch her and I feel so happy 😊❤love ya Kris
Shoutout to the family plastic kitchen bowl, you’ve done us a great multifunctional service
I wear sunglasses at night so my TBI 9traumatic brain injury) induced light sensitivity doesn't blind me when driving or walking. I two pairs, gold for outdoor driving and walks when working out and grey for indoor activist that do not require reading. I need third pair for working on the computer as they require a reading prescription. I just got these shades and they are life saviors. So from 1999 to December 2023 I did not have any prescription sunglasses and didn't even realize everyone else didn't have light sensitivity like I did. As I live in texas, going out around noon without shades made me so blind, i have to look down at the cement and power my way home and many times i had tears running down my face by that time.
kris i love you so much!! my heart dropped when i saw the caption and i’m so happy!! 💗💗
Kris: "you got harry styles holding you up"
My reaction: "I'd love that"
4:55 You probably want to bite him because of how cute you find him. Its like with kids and cute animals, when you find them so cute and you just wanna squish them or eat them, its just your brain responding to the cuteness and it has something to do with you needing to take care of them so your brain responds to the cuteness by saying that you wanna eat them
Omg her hair is So PRETTYTYYYY
❤❤
Also thank you for so many laughs and smiles, I've been watching your videos for 2 years now ❤ and have repeatedly watched every one of them 😂 you deserve 2 MIL subs for sure.
I have ADHD and anxiety and you do too so I feel like I have someone to relate to and connect. I love your channel. You’re extremely funny I’ve been watching you for years. I love the videos and I love your dog Kevin I have a dog named Wilbur and he’s a French bulldog that likes running to walls, I love your videos, and my comment would make the world
"I don't know what I am doing right now.. XD" Adulting in one sentence.
I was feeling very sad, and then I thought of your funny & entertaining YT videos and thank you for being you! You made my day 😃
I love Kris’ intros sm ❤
I love the lengths you and Jay go to for your intros. 10/10. Welcome to the south, hope you enjoy our blazing summers!