The plot of the original episode makes sense when you realize that your brain can’t make up faces for dreams. SpongeBob walked past him at some point and subconsciously remembered his face, and he coincidentally walked into the Krusty Krab. Why am I adding logic to SpongeBob, idk
(1:53) SpongeBob: It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. [lady screams] Harold: Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums. Mr. Krabs: He's right. SpongeBob: Hey, let's save all the questions until the end! As I was saying... [back to flashback] I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. [lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track] "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip [dolphin chirp] that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes, I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra-large staples. He lunged at me, but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. [slow howl... thud] And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. [he cries] The force of his crying was so strong, I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... [one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye] ...and that's how I got this black eye by giving Jack M. Crazyfish the whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!
(3:24) SpongeBob: One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting [slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face due to his two black eyes] Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry. Jack M. Crazyfish: Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way. [Both play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors] SpongeBob: Nooooo! [The camera zooms away from the Krusty Krab as the episode ends.]
(0:16) Dream SpongeBob: So, we meet again, Crazyfish! Jack M. Crazyfish: Bring it on! Dream SpongeBob: With pleasure! [cracks his knuckles] Jack M. Crazyfish: [grunts] So loud! Dream SpongeBob: You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?! Jack M. Crazyfish: You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake. Dream SpongeBob: Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting. [Both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors] Dream SpongeBob: Hey, that's cheating! Jack M. Crazyfish: No, it's not. Dream SpongeBob: Yes, it is! Jack M. Crazyfish: No, it's not! Dream SpongeBob: Yes, it is! Jack M. Crazyfish: Is not! Dream SpongeBob: Is too! Jack M. Crazyfish: Is not! Dream SpongeBob: Is too! Jack M. Crazyfish: Is not! Dream SpongeBob: Is too! [while they argue, the train is getting closer to the woman] Woman: Um, guys? Jack M. Crazyfish: Anyway, your shoe's untied. Dream SpongeBob: Is not! Jack M. Crazyfish: Is too. Woman: Guys?! Dream SpongeBob: Is not! Jack M. Crazyfish: Is too. Woman: The train! Dream SpongeBob: [jumps next to her] Don't worry! I'm ready! [tears his shirt off] Bring it on! [Right before the train hits him, the alarm wakes the real-life SpongeBob up from his dream.]
(3:11) Gramma: I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. [SpongeBob runs home] SpongeBob: Hi, Gary. [runs back with toothpaste and wrench] All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... [hits the toothpaste with the wrench] Then I was walking, like this. [walks over to the toothpaste top] And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. [slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench] So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. [points to his left eye] Uh... like these. [points to both eyes being black] So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it? Jack M. Crazyfish: Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty.
(0:41) Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob screams] Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! [takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye] SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll...we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him. SpongeBob: No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. [thinking of the toothpaste] Patrick: Are you sure, SpongeBob? Who was this guy, anyway? SpongeBob: Hmm... [thinking of Crazyfish] it was Jack M. Crazyfish. You've never seen anyone like this guy, Patrick. He was about 60 feet tall. Patrick: [quivering] Oh. SpongeBob: Yeah, he was big and mean. Oh, but old SpongeBob here knows how to teach a lummox some manners. Patrick: What did you do? SpongeBob: I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains. Patrick: With tears? SpongeBob: Uh, no, with a little hi-yah! and a ka-zow! and a gallon of hi-yah, hi-yah, ha! Yeah, he never knew what hit him. Patrick: Then what happened? SpongeBob: I woke up... Oh, I mean, I... Patrick: I know exactly what you mean. You whooped him with your eyes closed! SpongeBob: That is exactly what I mean, Patrick. Well, see you later, buddy. [walks off] Patrick: There goes a real hero.
SpongeBob: [makes karate sounds and laughs] Slugger, that's me. [stops a sea cow crossing] What the? [Sandy is riding a sea horse and taming the sea cows] Sandy: Yee-haw! Get along little fishies. SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy. Sandy: Whoa! [sea horse stops] Hot cat snake in a barn. Look at your eye. Land sakes. That's quite a shiner you got there. Well, don't you worry none. I know some natural remedies that'll... SpongeBob: Keep your natural remedies to yourself. Manly dudes like me don't need them. I'll have you know that I got this black eye in a fight. Sandy: A fight? Well, there's no shame in losing. SpongeBob: Lose? Sandy, I taught the fish who tangled with me a lesson he shan't soon forget. Sandy: Why? Did he write it down? SpongeBob: No, I engraved it on his pain gland. Sandy: Well, what type of man scuffles boots with you and loses? SpongeBob: Oh, this was no mere man. He was the notorious outlaw Jack M. Crazyfish! Sandy: Jack M. Crazyfish? SpongeBob: It all happened late last night... [Bubble transition to a flashback to last night where SpongeBob is walking down the road.] SpongeBob: I was walking home from work... alone when all of a sudden, Crazyfish sprang up out of nowhere. He threw a giant tire at the back of my head. [Crazyfish laughs after throwing the tire] Then, he stood over me to gloat. I jumped up and karate kicked his hairpiece right off of its snaps. [Crazyfish walks away crying] He was so ashamed he ran all the way home leaving behind a pool of tears. Which I then proceeded to scoop up in my victory tankard and enjoy a nice refreshing beverage. Sandy: So how'd you get the black eye then? SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, but...well that's right. [back to flashback] I had miscalculated the trajectory of my cup and the straw jabbed me in the eye, giving me this awful shiner. [watch beeps] Sandy: Well, looks like you're late for your day job, killer. SpongeBob: Ah, phooey. Late schmate. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. Adios!
holy shit i fucking underestimated this. the title and thumbnail are so inconsistent with the humor of the video. i literally had to do a rewind doubletake in the first few seconds after seeing patrick fucking wasted with that horror music, the second i saw that shit i knew this video was going to be psychotic.
0:34 *use your imagination* Okay, so SpongeBob got plowed by the Amtrak train, which took his now crippled ass from Bikini Bottom to Los Angeles, where he was taken to a hospital and put in the surgery ward with Tom Cruise, who needed a hair transplant. Because of Tom Cruise, SpongeBob became a prominent and profitable member of the Church of Scientology. After being a scientologist for ten years, SpongeBob then had an authoritative disagreement with Tom Cruise and fellow scientologist John Travolta, which resulted in a street brawl which involved hacksaws, chains, and disco dancing. The fight prompted SpongeBob to leave Scientology behind, instead becoming a Jehovah's Witness. On his first route spreading the word in Ventura, California, SpongeBob fell into temptation and had an intimate and ongoing affair with a 54 year old woman, causing SpongeBob to have two mutated humanoid sponge babies, which he named Ajax and Staph, despite the fact that sea sponges reproduce asexually. The affair caused SpongeBob to be kicked out of Jehovah's Witness, and the woman discontinued the affair as soon as she realized SpongeBob was wearing his shirt backwards. Heartbroken and without purpose, SpongeBob wanders into an underground nightclub and tries methamphetamine, becoming instantly addicted. Six months later SpongeBob is homeless, starving, and his holes are crusted shut. He resorts to panhandling and making himself available to truck drivers in order to get by and feed his addiction. As the streets get drier, SpongeBob becomes more and more depressed. Finally sick of his life on land, SpongeBob is about to commit suicide by drinking pesticides. As he opens the lid, he hears an recruiting advertisement on the radio from the US Navy. Deciding that the corps will straighten out his life, SpongeBob signs up to be a sailor. As tensions with other countries rise, SpongeBob sails the Pacific, rapidly putting the pieces of his life back in place and finding happiness once again. After a lengthy but victorious battle at sea, SpongeBob's carrier is hit by a torpedo, and the carrier goes down. SpongeBob is knocked unconscious, where he gently floats under the water and back down to his pineapple home. Upon awakening, he has chronic diarrhea from the change in undersea pressure, resulting in the sounds you hear at 0:35.
That title and thumbnail is gold
Bro about to get the touches finger doodles💀💀💀
Jack oof😂 crazy fish
2:30
The plot of the original episode makes sense when you realize that your brain can’t make up faces for dreams. SpongeBob walked past him at some point and subconsciously remembered his face, and he coincidentally walked into the Krusty Krab. Why am I adding logic to SpongeBob, idk
0:57 SpongeBob:it was Jack off Crazyfish
2:31 He lunged at me!
I love the danganronpa death (murder) theme in opening!
0:21 I’m using that to wake up people
0:18 I lol to much
1:06
Oh my~
What a terrible day to have eyes
@@callmebanona •
Thank you.
@@kagechu2005BISVG for what
Thicc imposter
@@Lonkshi21uh..... That's fall guys
the very thought of s p o n g e c a k e made jack off crazy fish BURST.
On of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the B U T T
Lolol love your YTPs
(1:53)
SpongeBob: It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. [lady screams]
Harold: Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums.
Mr. Krabs: He's right.
SpongeBob: Hey, let's save all the questions until the end! As I was saying... [back to flashback] I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. [lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track] "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip [dolphin chirp] that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes, I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra-large staples. He lunged at me, but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. [slow howl... thud] And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. [he cries] The force of his crying was so strong, I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... [one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye] ...and that's how I got this black eye by giving Jack M. Crazyfish the whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!
Now this is a more classic SB YTP
This was amazing! funny word mixing, memes, and a plot that actually made sense (sorta) 😂
(3:24)
SpongeBob: One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting [slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face due to his two black eyes] Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.
Jack M. Crazyfish: Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way.
[Both play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]
SpongeBob: Nooooo! [The camera zooms away from the Krusty Krab as the episode ends.]
(0:16)
Dream SpongeBob: So, we meet again, Crazyfish!
Jack M. Crazyfish: Bring it on!
Dream SpongeBob: With pleasure! [cracks his knuckles]
Jack M. Crazyfish: [grunts] So loud!
Dream SpongeBob: You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?!
Jack M. Crazyfish: You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake.
Dream SpongeBob: Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting.
[Both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors]
Dream SpongeBob: Hey, that's cheating!
Jack M. Crazyfish: No, it's not.
Dream SpongeBob: Yes, it is!
Jack M. Crazyfish: No, it's not!
Dream SpongeBob: Yes, it is!
Jack M. Crazyfish: Is not!
Dream SpongeBob: Is too!
Jack M. Crazyfish: Is not!
Dream SpongeBob: Is too!
Jack M. Crazyfish: Is not!
Dream SpongeBob: Is too! [while they argue, the train is getting closer to the woman]
Woman: Um, guys?
Jack M. Crazyfish: Anyway, your shoe's untied.
Dream SpongeBob: Is not!
Jack M. Crazyfish: Is too.
Woman: Guys?!
Dream SpongeBob: Is not!
Jack M. Crazyfish: Is too.
Woman: The train!
Dream SpongeBob: [jumps next to her] Don't worry! I'm ready! [tears his shirt off] Bring it on!
[Right before the train hits him, the alarm wakes the real-life SpongeBob up from his dream.]
(3:11)
Gramma: I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. [SpongeBob runs home]
SpongeBob: Hi, Gary. [runs back with toothpaste and wrench] All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... [hits the toothpaste with the wrench] Then I was walking, like this. [walks over to the toothpaste top] And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. [slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench] So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. [points to his left eye] Uh... like these. [points to both eyes being black] So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?
Jack M. Crazyfish: Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty.
(0:41)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob screams] Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! [takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye] SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll...we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.
SpongeBob: No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. [thinking of the toothpaste]
Patrick: Are you sure, SpongeBob? Who was this guy, anyway?
SpongeBob: Hmm... [thinking of Crazyfish] it was Jack M. Crazyfish. You've never seen anyone like this guy, Patrick. He was about 60 feet tall.
Patrick: [quivering] Oh.
SpongeBob: Yeah, he was big and mean. Oh, but old SpongeBob here knows how to teach a lummox some manners.
Patrick: What did you do?
SpongeBob: I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains.
Patrick: With tears?
SpongeBob: Uh, no, with a little hi-yah! and a ka-zow! and a gallon of hi-yah, hi-yah, ha! Yeah, he never knew what hit him.
Patrick: Then what happened?
SpongeBob: I woke up... Oh, I mean, I...
Patrick: I know exactly what you mean. You whooped him with your eyes closed!
SpongeBob: That is exactly what I mean, Patrick. Well, see you later, buddy. [walks off]
Patrick: There goes a real hero.
SpongeBob: [makes karate sounds and laughs] Slugger, that's me. [stops a sea cow crossing] What the? [Sandy is riding a sea horse and taming the sea cows]
Sandy: Yee-haw! Get along little fishies.
SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy.
Sandy: Whoa! [sea horse stops] Hot cat snake in a barn. Look at your eye. Land sakes. That's quite a shiner you got there. Well, don't you worry none. I know some natural remedies that'll...
SpongeBob: Keep your natural remedies to yourself. Manly dudes like me don't need them. I'll have you know that I got this black eye in a fight.
Sandy: A fight? Well, there's no shame in losing.
SpongeBob: Lose? Sandy, I taught the fish who tangled with me a lesson he shan't soon forget.
Sandy: Why? Did he write it down?
SpongeBob: No, I engraved it on his pain gland.
Sandy: Well, what type of man scuffles boots with you and loses?
SpongeBob: Oh, this was no mere man. He was the notorious outlaw Jack M. Crazyfish!
Sandy: Jack M. Crazyfish?
SpongeBob: It all happened late last night...
[Bubble transition to a flashback to last night where SpongeBob is walking down the road.]
SpongeBob: I was walking home from work... alone when all of a sudden, Crazyfish sprang up out of nowhere. He threw a giant tire at the back of my head. [Crazyfish laughs after throwing the tire] Then, he stood over me to gloat. I jumped up and karate kicked his hairpiece right off of its snaps. [Crazyfish walks away crying] He was so ashamed he ran all the way home leaving behind a pool of tears. Which I then proceeded to scoop up in my victory tankard and enjoy a nice refreshing beverage.
Sandy: So how'd you get the black eye then?
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, but...well that's right. [back to flashback] I had miscalculated the trajectory of my cup and the straw jabbed me in the eye, giving me this awful shiner. [watch beeps]
Sandy: Well, looks like you're late for your day job, killer.
SpongeBob: Ah, phooey. Late schmate. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. Adios!
holy shit i fucking underestimated this. the title and thumbnail are so inconsistent with the humor of the video. i literally had to do a rewind doubletake in the first few seconds after seeing patrick fucking wasted with that horror music, the second i saw that shit i knew this video was going to be psychotic.
This is hilarious.
SOOO LOUUUUUUD
next time on dragonzball pee!
ytp might be old brainrot but idc its funny asf 😭😭😭
Why is this so good tho
(0:32)
I like trains
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Best ending I ever seen XD
0:04 Spongeganronpa: Trigger Krabby Patty
3:00 crossover
Golden thumbnail lmaooooooooo
Song instrumental name on 1:53 - 2:06 plz?
Doom theme
@@aaronthe747fan On which one?! Was it the "Eternal Theme" song or the different one from "Doom" (game)?
@PearlyWhiteClouds just look up the only thing they fear is you
@@aaronthe747fan All right, thnx dude! 😁
I completely forgot about crazy fish
That intro be like when you boot up waw nazi zombies for the first time
Im a simple person, I hear danganronpa...I like.
Why used Dan Schneider scared Patrick come on and wish nick can bring him back I miss shows that he made
Because Dan Schneider is an obvious pedophile and foot fetishist?
3:00 was i the only one who laughed hard at this part ?
No
@@I_Wanna_Rock_Your_Body oof your profile pic 💀
1:07😂😂😂
name of the song in 1:54?
Doom eternal ost
0:34 *use your imagination*
Okay, so SpongeBob got plowed by the Amtrak train, which took his now crippled ass from Bikini Bottom to Los Angeles, where he was taken to a hospital and put in the surgery ward with Tom Cruise, who needed a hair transplant. Because of Tom Cruise, SpongeBob became a prominent and profitable member of the Church of Scientology. After being a scientologist for ten years, SpongeBob then had an authoritative disagreement with Tom Cruise and fellow scientologist John Travolta, which resulted in a street brawl which involved hacksaws, chains, and disco dancing. The fight prompted SpongeBob to leave Scientology behind, instead becoming a Jehovah's Witness. On his first route spreading the word in Ventura, California, SpongeBob fell into temptation and had an intimate and ongoing affair with a 54 year old woman, causing SpongeBob to have two mutated humanoid sponge babies, which he named Ajax and Staph, despite the fact that sea sponges reproduce asexually. The affair caused SpongeBob to be kicked out of Jehovah's Witness, and the woman discontinued the affair as soon as she realized SpongeBob was wearing his shirt backwards. Heartbroken and without purpose, SpongeBob wanders into an underground nightclub and tries methamphetamine, becoming instantly addicted. Six months later SpongeBob is homeless, starving, and his holes are crusted shut. He resorts to panhandling and making himself available to truck drivers in order to get by and feed his addiction. As the streets get drier, SpongeBob becomes more and more depressed. Finally sick of his life on land, SpongeBob is about to commit suicide by drinking pesticides. As he opens the lid, he hears an recruiting advertisement on the radio from the US Navy. Deciding that the corps will straighten out his life, SpongeBob signs up to be a sailor. As tensions with other countries rise, SpongeBob sails the Pacific, rapidly putting the pieces of his life back in place and finding happiness once again. After a lengthy but victorious battle at sea, SpongeBob's carrier is hit by a torpedo, and the carrier goes down. SpongeBob is knocked unconscious, where he gently floats under the water and back down to his pineapple home. Upon awakening, he has chronic diarrhea from the change in undersea pressure, resulting in the sounds you hear at 0:35.