“This was NOT a boat. This is what they would use if a boat sank, till another boat came and got you. If it doesn’t have a buffet and a casino, it ain’t sea worthy.” -John talking about a white water raft
"If I fart in this kayak.....it's gonna have a 30 meter kill radius.......it's gonna go off like a clamor mine..." Laughed my ass off hear this as a kid 🤣
God is a legend but not a damned legend. John was a comedian and I hope he found salvation with God the legend before he died from a pulmonary embolism.
@@Worldopain I was making a very respectful and nuanced way of mentioning his death without a THAT FAT FUCK IS DEAD remark, but if you aren't one for tact, there ya go....
@Greendyes sadly people who are obese are actually more likely to suffer from embolism of any kind including pulmonary embolism as being obese increases your chance for blood clots to form
@@pokoro97 it was probably a huge factor. But he lived his life spreading joy. His struggles were his own and while we as humans are allowed to judge, I sympathize and pity rather than think its funny
They cut the best part. It sticks with me through all the things I've forgotten in my 25+ years from watching this on TV. "SIgn say all you can eat, not you can eat all!"
I think its because he isnt mocking the accent, he used it to compliment the story. A lot of people who do accents do them to mock the accent and do it badly.
Was watching a "large" family that had already filled up and sat there the entire time while we ate...just before we left, they all got up to head back up to the buffet when they changed from lunch to dinner. This little Asian woman came running out and screamed, "IT ALL YOU CAN EAT...NOT ALL YOU CAN SIT"
@@abel6298 kjv has to many censored stuff to me personally, i prefer the nlv or avl i belive it is. The versions of the bible is difficult to remember lol.
This was my grandmothers favorite comedian. I was sad when he passed we bonded over him. She also passed in 2021. She was the matriarch. And now that I’m watching him again I can see why she liked him. They spoke similarly. She wasn’t heavy but even her face had the same mannerisms when she would tell stories of her crazy day and can you believe that happened. Rip John and rip Betty. You were both funny people that will be very very very missed
Me and my 3 buddies went to a Chinese buffet one time. We're a group that very much looks like it can eat so when the owner saw us, her eyes got big and she rushed to the back. She started yelling a bunch and a couple minutes later while we're being seated, they start bringing out boatloads of more food.
RIP John Pinette. I wanted to see him live when he went back on tour. I got a job in 2014 that allowed me to afford travel and tickets and he died that same year.
I'd call it ironic. Edit: Jesus I triggered some people in the comments. I'm not sorry and never will be. Things can be ironic without being consequently funny.
@@theannoyingreplier while absolutely horrible, it is actually ironic (something happens thats opposite of whats expected). Last thing anyone would expect is for his body to have no fatal complications when he's at this weight and then to get a fatal one when he loses it. Absolutely horrible situation and definitely not a funny irony, one in the worst way.
This man was taken from us too soon. This man was funny as hell and is one of my favorite top 3 comedians he was awesome. Love the Italian story he tells.
do it but i wonder people still call? i got anxiety to call people and dont like talking on phone, i like texting much more. I could only talk once with a person comfortable in my life over the phone, and that was with my ex gf. I prefer whatsapp. We use this in europe. Idk why i wrote so much, the aderall is kicking in 🗣
This short feels like a good lesson on the importance of comedic timing. I’ve seen the full skit before and nearly died laughing along with the audience. With all the cuts/without the pauses in between, it feels like a rush, a highlight reel.
John was going to be on tour in Ontario, Canada the year he died. I heard he was going to be in a city near where i lived and planned on buying tickets to see him. 2 days later, it was announced that he had passed. I was devastated by the news. A comedy legend. #NAYNAY #JohnPinette
@@buzzprobe mostly asked him about his time meeting Howard Stern and the Punisher Movie cause I’m a nerd for both. Big energy kinda guy even in private.
Dude was freakin' hilarious! Sad that he is no longer with us. 😢 I can attest to the story as well. It happened to me and a friend at a Chinese buffet in Austin, TX. Owner was pissed and confused, my friend (who was half my size) stayed there for over two and half hours and she ate just as much as I did. I'll never forget him mumbling about how we were making him so broke that he'd have to move back home to China. 🤣 "You leave now fatboy, we close now."
The funniest thing is watching react videos of asians watching this. Their reaction to how perfect his accent is coupled with the stand up is perfect lol.
John Pinette is such a classic. his jokes always landed and made my family laugh no matter what. i hope his legacy will be preserved and remembered for many decades to come.
Yeah I remember seeing one of John’s specials back on old school Comedy Central (back when Penn Jilette was still doing voice work for them). The “you‘ve been here four hour” gag would crack just about anyone you met up.
To me these type of comedians are the TOP G, they are funny as heck and didn't even need to resort to foul language like some a lot of comedians do now a days..
wait wtf... to me your comment says 'This is why Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique of all time' which i remember reading on a leon edwards video. this is a video of some shit american comedian. is my youtube fucking up?
@@seldom_bucket it’s also a weird trend in the mma community now, doesn’t matter where you go someone will always say leon edwards has the best physique i hate it tbh
@@Theredtail95 I'll probably be there before you boys, so I'll hold down a booth until you show up. What a fucking line up that would be to see. I'm sure that at some point, we'd die of laughter all over again, or the portion of our brains that controls laughter would just explode or something.
I’ve been a fan of JP since the early 2000s I had tickets to see one of his shows on Concord NH and he passed away about a week before the show. Rest in peace big man. I miss you for sure 💕
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What the hell man I thought you were going to send me the full video
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Sorry. Here you go
@@buzzprobe thank you
That is quality content
My favorite John Pinnette Line. " A Kayak is not a Boat. A real Boat has a Lounge and a Buffet ."
😂
“This was NOT a boat. This is what they would use if a boat sank, till another boat came and got you. If it doesn’t have a buffet and a casino, it ain’t sea worthy.”
-John talking about a white water raft
"If I fart in this kayak.....it's gonna have a 30 meter kill radius.......it's gonna go off like a clamor mine..."
Laughed my ass off hear this as a kid 🤣
Did he really say boat? Because boats are ships shorter than 50m
And that is an over 50m kinda thing
@@kakterius yes. He said boat. He was saying a raft doesn’t qualify as a boat. And a raft is NOT a ship.
“You scare my wife!”
Now that’s just a conserved family man lol.
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8jok
conserved??? 😂😂 wtf
@@jimmjimmsYeah, it confused me as well. He probably meant concerned.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn conservatives😂😂
(This is a joke)
Without a doubt, the best food/fat related jokes around. RIP Mr. Pinette.
What did he die from?
@@Piper331pulmonary embolism i think
I agree. #1
@@froozefang whats wrong with asking? i didn't know.
@@froozefang id never mock someone as legendary as John Pinette
“You scare my wife!” 😂 John was a legend
For sure
Who’s talking about John legend?
@@OpRidder4920 hahaha 😐
Nope the owner of the restaurant was.
I didn't know he passed . Loved the beaver tail story 😂
Man his Chinese accent is on point 😂
And that's exactly how China man act at buffet lol
@@raphagafloresol7069 “China man” has got to be THE laziest slur I’ve ever heard
@@michaelhenderson6786 are you the slur police?! They probably call you captain obvious at parties huh assuming you attend social events...lol
@@raphagafloresol7069 well damn 😂😂😂😂
@@DS-ld8ns I'll take shit that never happened for $600, Alex.
John Pinette is a GODDAMN LEGEND. So happy to see him get some love. RIP You Big Beautiful Bastard.
RIP of course. every time I see a fat comedian on shorts I know he's dead before I even open the comment section.
Wonder why he diee at 50. Oh wait, its pretty obvious
God is a legend but not a damned legend. John was a comedian and I hope he found salvation with God the legend before he died from a pulmonary embolism.
@@187btokes Funnily enough there's a weird phenomenon where overweight people actually seem to live pretty long.
@@mr.switchblade604definitely not Lmao
As a Chinese man I fully support the accent
Yea that accent was hilarious!
Oh no thank God we had your support, Like dude just shut the f*** up alright nobody asked.
He nailed it
Im pretty sure this guy was half Chinese, so having a Chinese parent he knew how to do the accent well
@@shualee WHO CARES ITS FOR FUN WITHOUT ILL INTENT WITH A COHERENCE TO THE STORY
The Chinese buffet guy wasn't some stereotypical cheap Chinese guy. He was just genuinely concerned for this dude health
Yeah, I think you missed the point.
@@scottp.548 😭😭😭
@@scottp.548 r/whoosh
@@scottp.548 Yeah, I think you missed the point.
No, no he wasn't... He's literally mad that he's eating all his food! 😂😂😂
A classic. My family used to say this all the time! You here 4 hour! RIP
Speaking of dead....
@@pullt what are we saying?
@@Worldopain I was making a very respectful and nuanced way of mentioning his death without a THAT FAT FUCK IS DEAD remark, but if you aren't one for tact, there ya go....
“Eat Brocri” got me dying 😂
One of the greatest comedians that ever graced a stage. We were all lucky to have him in our time...
lemme take a wild guess... died from obesity? 🤣
@@pokoro97 man died in 2014 to Pulmonary embolism, can happen to anyone regardless of weight
@@pokoro97nah man but nice try at making a joke of a good guy dying man, we’re all laughing.
@Greendyes sadly people who are obese are actually more likely to suffer from embolism of any kind including pulmonary embolism as being obese increases your chance for blood clots to form
@@pokoro97 it was probably a huge factor. But he lived his life spreading joy. His struggles were his own and while we as humans are allowed to judge, I sympathize and pity rather than think its funny
They cut the best part. It sticks with me through all the things I've forgotten in my 25+ years from watching this on TV. "SIgn say all you can eat, not you can eat all!"
"YOU GO NOWWW!!"
A classic line. I still use it in certain situations!
As an Asian, I love that his accent is authentic and not stereotype bad 😅
Imitation is the best form of flattery
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It's a healthier world where we may laugh at ourselves and one another.
@@buzzprobe I thought it was identity theft?
Then why can't I wear black face?
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U can
The "You scare my wife!" gets me every time
R.I.P. John Pinnette. You will be missed.
I think Seinfeld killed him
@@buzzprobe It was the chinese man in the buffet. He was there too long
@@SystemOverload seems legit
he ate his spare ribs 😔
@@SystemOverload nah must be the spirits of the buffets haunting him
I appreciate that he probably heard or studied the accent enough to get it accurate. It wasn’t a half assed dumb accent. 10/10
I think its because he isnt mocking the accent, he used it to compliment the story. A lot of people who do accents do them to mock the accent and do it badly.
@@ItsSpecialHands yeah fr.
It was so spot on with the stress on the words
"You no come here ANNNNY-MOH"
@@ItsSpecialHands frfrrr
Bc it’s based on a true story 😂
“Eat vegetables”…”eat broccoli 🥦 “😂😂
*brocori
EAT BROCORRI
You scare my wife!
Was watching a "large" family that had already filled up and sat there the entire time while we ate...just before we left, they all got up to head back up to the buffet when they changed from lunch to dinner. This little Asian woman came running out and screamed, "IT ALL YOU CAN EAT...NOT ALL YOU CAN SIT"
So we stood up and finished the rest
@@abel6298 stop pushing your religion onto others.
@@abel6298 My goto is Isaiah 5:20
@@abel6298 kjv has to many censored stuff to me personally, i prefer the nlv or avl i belive it is. The versions of the bible is difficult to remember lol.
@@abel6298 So the version where King James changed everything, to fit his narrative?
Yo he nailed the accent 💯
"Eat broccoli" was dead on
God I miss him, he was and still is my all time favorite comedian
“AUGH I can’t believe I ate all that chow mei- ooh look eggrolls”
💀💀
Oh thx you really helped clear things up
I wish he would have said that in his standup routine
“EAT BROCKRY!!” 😂😂😂
That pronunciation was so on point 😅
That was spot on
I'm 69th upvote!
*AMA*
Illegal
@@nothanks9503Eating brokri is not illegal. It's better when it isn't cooked.
Since he first started,, John became my favorite comedian..R.I.P. John..Thanks For ALL You Gave Us..Gone But Definitely Not Forgotten. 🙏❤️
This was my grandmothers favorite comedian. I was sad when he passed we bonded over him. She also passed in 2021. She was the matriarch. And now that I’m watching him again I can see why she liked him. They spoke similarly. She wasn’t heavy but even her face had the same mannerisms when she would tell stories of her crazy day and can you believe that happened. Rip John and rip Betty. You were both funny people that will be very very very missed
Wow. Thanks for sharing
What happened to him??? I just now heard of him and now im sad 😢
"You go now!" John was the best.
@Alvin J. He died in 2014
Funniest yet most wholesome comedian ever
"And he was rude, he'd come out every hour" oh my god this man's delivery was ON POINT 😂😂
This man is the 6th level of fluffiness that fluffy was talking about
Oooohhhooaaghh
He was. He passed away a few years ago.
@@jameshughes6049 a few years... 2014 was almost a decade ago
@@Mike-uh5xl Didn't realize it was that long ago.
@@jameshughes6049 pandemic ruined our sense of time. I swear 2019 was yesterday 😭😭
I just recently discovered this legend. His comedy is something we definitely need now. Thanks for looking out for us John Pinette. RIP
My dad played this clip for me and now I’m addicted to John Pinette
Me and my 3 buddies went to a Chinese buffet one time. We're a group that very much looks like it can eat so when the owner saw us, her eyes got big and she rushed to the back. She started yelling a bunch and a couple minutes later while we're being seated, they start bringing out boatloads of more food.
"You scare my wife" makes me think it's all genuine 🤣
He even squinted his eyes to fully commit to playing the Asian man.
He even died at 50 to commit to being fat
@@pullt😂
He’s squinting to show confusion and frustration at a man spending 4 hrs in a buffet
@@alexsoulblade He's squinting because he spends 4 hours in a buffet and was morbidly obese.
@@pulltexactly this. When I smile I become Filipino
RIP John Pinette. I wanted to see him live when he went back on tour. I got a job in 2014 that allowed me to afford travel and tickets and he died that same year.
Nobody was surprised but you.
This man has become my favorite overnight. I can't get enough. RIP Legend.
I had a busboy at a Chinese restaurant tell me "You go home now! You eat to much!" 😂👍
You can’t even be upset.
That’s a win 😂
So tragic how John died. He lost a ton of weight, was getting healthy then dropped dead of a pulmonary embolism.
I'd call it ironic.
Edit: Jesus I triggered some people in the comments. I'm not sorry and never will be. Things can be ironic without being consequently funny.
@@willsimpson3783 bc u have zero respect only thing ironic is how yr parents are still involved
@@theannoyingreplier damn
At least his last thought was, "Damn, I look good."
He was great.
@@theannoyingreplier while absolutely horrible, it is actually ironic (something happens thats opposite of whats expected). Last thing anyone would expect is for his body to have no fatal complications when he's at this weight and then to get a fatal one when he loses it. Absolutely horrible situation and definitely not a funny irony, one in the worst way.
This man was taken from us too soon. This man was funny as hell and is one of my favorite top 3 comedians he was awesome. Love the Italian story he tells.
CLASSIC 😂👍
Nothing beats the oldies and goodie’s.
"Around the world in 80 buffets"
Holy shit, that's good shit
I'd read that book
😅
Came for lunch stayed for dinner
Rest in peace John and thank you for years of laughter
His Asian impression is low-key impressive, especially the facial expression lmao
I love this guy so much, I could just watch this video over and over again
He can't.
My best friend growing up was from a wicked traditional Chinese household, and that accent just gave me nostalgia. I should call him :)
do it but i wonder people still call? i got anxiety to call people and dont like talking on phone, i like texting much more. I could only talk once with a person comfortable in my life over the phone, and that was with my ex gf. I prefer whatsapp. We use this in europe. Idk why i wrote so much, the aderall is kicking in 🗣
@@uniquegod1997I think you should go to therapy.
@@susbedstain2900 BC I have anxiety to call? LOL
I had the owner of a Chinese restaurant tell us “sign say all you can eat, not you can eat all”. No coming back from that
I remember tripping out when I saw him in the 2004 version of The Punisher. Dude could sing too. Killer impressions
I never put together that he was Bumpo...
Jesus, he's bumpo, isn't he?
One of the funniest, comedians and bits of all time, a true inspiration ❤
I didn't clean my plate once. The owner yelled, "This all you can eat, not all you can waste."
Saw him 25 yrs ago at a comedy club in upstate NY. I was rolling on the floor. His bit on an airplane is just as funny. RIP Mr Pinette
“OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I ATE ALL THAT CHOW MEI- Oh hey they brought the egg rolls :)”
bro finished his cardio for the week with this performence
Performance*
He did the Asian accent spot on, respect from the Asian community
“You don’t come here anymore” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🙌🏽🤣
The original atomic fallout... 'you NO come here anymore'. 💥
John Pinnete has to be the best stand-up comedian that ever was. May he rest in piece.
My coworker Hoss and I walked into a Chinese restaurant. Little old lady was like. Oh shit. We gonna work hard tonight. You pay for two. Haha
🤣
SMH
How much y’all weigh?
This short feels like a good lesson on the importance of comedic timing. I’ve seen the full skit before and nearly died laughing along with the audience. With all the cuts/without the pauses in between, it feels like a rush, a highlight reel.
I was just thinking about him about 2 days ago. Really wish I’d had the chance to see him in person. Rest In Peace you legend.
John was going to be on tour in Ontario, Canada the year he died. I heard he was going to be in a city near where i lived and planned on buying tickets to see him. 2 days later, it was announced that he had passed. I was devastated by the news. A comedy legend.
#NAYNAY #JohnPinette
I remember one Thanksgiving having dinner with him. Both a warm and carrying individual. Great storyteller, as well
Wait I'm sorry for real you had dinner with this comedian? What were some of the stories he told?
Did he eat the turnips?
How'd u know him
@@MinecraftBoy805 he was a cousin of my mom’s best friend.
@@buzzprobe mostly asked him about his time meeting Howard Stern and the Punisher Movie cause I’m a nerd for both. Big energy kinda guy even in private.
This guy is a mood
Aw the man was a legend and it's a good thing. I saw him live at least twice before he passed
I had tickets to see him, the show got canceled 😢 the worst part wasn't missing the show, but hearing the news.
RIP
Just finished watching John Pinette "I Say, Nay Nay" 😂😂😂😂😂😂...I can't believe I never heard of him...a comedic genius!!!!!
You eat all my food, you go now!!! I still say this to people
If there was a competition for comedy, he would win every time.
I never forgot this bit. Nice to see it again. Still funny. Thanks.
Saw him live before his death. Amazing stage presence, really funny. My mother and I would listen to his routines on long car rides
The “you scare my wife” got me lmao
The number of buffets this man visited to perfect that accent shows his level of dedication. Thank you Sir.
Asian dude was heart to heart towards the end❤😂
Dude was freakin' hilarious! Sad that he is no longer with us. 😢
I can attest to the story as well. It happened to me and a friend at a Chinese buffet in Austin, TX. Owner was pissed and confused, my friend (who was half my size) stayed there for over two and half hours and she ate just as much as I did.
I'll never forget him mumbling about how we were making him so broke that he'd have to move back home to China. 🤣 "You leave now fatboy, we close now."
💀
😂😂.. I just clicked and couldn’t stop laughing, he’s so right about going from full to starving mode..😂😂😂
“Hey Peter, nice jokes.”
Loved him. Miss him. Him and Jim Breuer are the best. They dont curse and are 100% hilarious. John was a great singer and dancer. Big boy.could move.
Is “bitch” not a cuss word🤔
@@YeK3lly no another name for female dog. Say on TV. Nor a curse word. Lol
@@joedivald1051 tell that to modern society and schools💀
@@YeK3lly ????
No one is commenting on how spot on his Chinese accent is. What a perfect bit.
The funniest thing is watching react videos of asians watching this. Their reaction to how perfect his accent is coupled with the stand up is perfect lol.
Nowadays, if somebody made comedy like this, it wouldn’t even slide 🤣
John Pinette is such a classic. his jokes always landed and made my family laugh no matter what. i hope his legacy will be preserved and remembered for many decades to come.
Love this guy,
😂😂😂😂😂great comedy from a true legend
He made this a instant classic line. "You been here 4 hour-a!" Lol
Yeah I remember seeing one of John’s specials back on old school Comedy Central (back when Penn Jilette was still doing voice work for them). The “you‘ve been here four hour” gag would crack just about anyone you met up.
Man who let kingpin in the Chinese restaurant 💀
Dawg💀💀💀
Man I miss him
Fantastic comedian. Shame I'll never get a chance to see him on a stage in person
To me these type of comedians are the TOP G, they are funny as heck and didn't even need to resort to foul language like some a lot of comedians do now a days..
Why resort to foul language when you can just make racist impressions
@@devarient still better than you leaving a less than intelligent impression though... 🙄
@@kittytrail why are you so mad over a comment lmao, grow a pair you snowflake
I don’t think they’re “resorting” to bad language, I think that’s just how they talk 😂
@@devarientracist? I guarantee that buffet owner sounded exactly the way the comedian sounded. It’s called a comedic impression. Lighten up.
This is why Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique of all time
wait wtf... to me your comment says
'This is why Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique of all time'
which i remember reading on a leon edwards video.
this is a video of some shit american comedian.
is my youtube fucking up?
@@seldom_bucket he literally goes to every comment section and says this, i’ve seen him comment this at least a hundred times
@@yes_man212 ahh thanks, was so sure my laptop was glitching out.
😅 i really hope it's a bot cause if it's a real person it's just sad.
@@seldom_bucket it’s also a weird trend in the mma community now, doesn’t matter where you go someone will always say leon edwards has the best physique i hate it tbh
John was a legend! I loved his specials as a kid, RIP John.
Man would love to see this man live one day
I have some bad news about that…
He is performing live with Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield and Robin Williams at the Pearly Gates comedy store. Hope you're dying to see them.
@@jeffreywillis4258 hell yeah I hope you are to ill see you there 😎
@@johnydmarsh9435 I’ll buy the first round of drinks
@@Theredtail95 I'll probably be there before you boys, so I'll hold down a booth until you show up.
What a fucking line up that would be to see.
I'm sure that at some point, we'd die of laughter all over again, or the portion of our brains that controls laughter would just explode or something.
R.I.P
Oh he die??? wow! I didn't expect that, he looked so healthy
Canceled lol
@@shredz_2032he lost tons of weight before he died bozo
@Shredz_20 no shit, but, you could have just left that alone...
@@intergalacticolive He lost a lot of weight before he died. So he looked healthy before death
That accent is by far my favorite thing about today thank you sir
He didn't even get to finish his book 😭
😂🤣😂🤣OMG I'm crying!!!!
"He was rude, though. He'd come out every hour." 😂
John Pinette and Ralphie May were both true legends of comedy. I would give anything to see them back on stage again. May they both rest in peace
He rocked!!!
The best comedian ever
Him eating in Italy was just so hilarious . Must watch. He said he cried when he found out the pasta he didn't order was complimentary. 😅
He was great at imitating foreign accents.
I’ve been a fan of JP since the early 2000s I had tickets to see one of his shows on Concord NH and he passed away about a week before the show. Rest in peace big man. I miss you for sure 💕
We were at a all you can eat crab legs buffet. And we were there for 5 and a half hours. We country people don’t mess around with food.