Hairstylist14 Honeybee: Yes ur too Funny about the names celebrities give their children😃 a friend of mine (no celebrity) told me him & his girl named their son "Ocean" i thought he said "Billy Ocean" he said no "Ocean" i just started Laughing So Hard!🤣 couldn't help it.
Hairstylist14 Honeybee AAAHHH HA HA HHAAAAA, HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE, YYOOUUUUU CRAAAAAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😆😆😆😎😎😎😎😎😭😭😭😭😝😝😝😝 U PREACHED THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHAAAAA.
Lakia Keely Hhhheeeehehehe... he he he. hhhhhheeeee hhhheee.....eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! wwwuuuuuuhhhhhhaaaa. WILL YOU STOP THAT, MAKING ME DAMN KEEP ON LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! MAGA MILLIONS, ATLANTA ZOO, BANANA PUDDING, AND SHIT.........STILETTO????? JUST SOLD OUT SOULS, OUR PEOPLE.
Early spring, I'm pregnant and my boyfriend and I were at a cook out. He and his friend are teasing "your going to have twins" for a couple of hours. I ended up miscarrying. Two months later, I got pregnant again. Then started having the same symptoms. Went to the doctors and the nurse didn't even get the ultrasound focused before I saw two heart beats. I said, "no he didn't!" Got home, the boyfriend asked how everything was, I answered everything plural "the BABIES are fine." "The BABIES ..." After a few rounds of this, he got mad and asked what the "h" was I doing. "You remember what you said last summer on the back porch with the neighbors? Remember what you teased about?" Nodding my head. He jaw dropped like a rock! Born 26 weeks, 4 1/2 pounds each, and today they are 19 years old.
He spoke on it and voila! there came the twins. This kind of reminds me of a novel I read called, A country doctor, written by an actual irish practitioner. In the novel, the rural, country doctor was telling his assistant about a villager and his wife that had five children. When they were initially married, the condom that they used came off and nine months later their first child was born. The father nick-named their their son "leaky." The next method of birth control was a diaphram. Didn't work, became loose. Nine months later "Lucy" was born. The next method? The rhythm method. Nine months later? Triplets were born and the father nick-named them "the three blind boys." The father said that they have a whole band that they called Leaky, Lucy and the three blind boys. It took awile for the country doctor to regain their confidence, but it all worked out. I will say this though. The father had a good sense of humor!
When I found out I was having twins, I almost PASSED OUT!!! I kept telling the lady that I don't believe her. I looked over at the screen and saw 2 round circles and thought I was DREAMING. At that moment, I have to be honest, I was TERRIFIED!!! But as time went by, I realized how much of a BLESSING IT WAS😇😇😇😇😇😇 When my TWINS were born, I became VERY LOVABLE🤗 (I WAS VERY COLDHEARTED BEFORE THEY WERE BORN) They made me realize what REAL LOVE FEELS LIKE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I LOVE ME SOME THEM👫👫👫👫
I love you Mo, I know you're a comic but the seriousness when you said you wouldn't even look at your baby if they had three eyes killed me. I carried my baby for the full 40 weeks and he was born stillborn. Every other mother walked out of that maternity ward with a baby, I walked out with some photo's, a teddy bear and a broken heart. Believe me when I say, if your baby was born with three fingers and four eyes, you would have been blessed.
I went through the same thing twice I understand your Pain especially when you said something about the other moms leaving with a child and all you had were photos that part definitely hit home for me but I don't think she was being serious it probably was just a very distasteful joke .
exohexoh i know that pain. I was in the hospital for 3 months to prevent preterm labor with my twins girls. They both died and i was in labor for 48 hours with stillborn babies. Thats hard giving birth to babies you know are dead. They should have taken them out c section. Due to cimplicatiins and me needing a blood transfusion i didnt get to hold them. I also left the hospital with pictures and a broken heart.
Lexiaa Forever where did you get your info?? She’s always said when she referenced “open marriage” deluded people like you always jumped to sex. Plus her twins are born in October just days shy of my birthday. She’s often said that too!
I'm having twins and it's funny cause I thought the same thing before my ultrasound I was like what if it's twins and it was twins and they are both girls
ALRIGHT, I WENT THROUGH THIS WITH MY SON 2.11pds6oz, 31wks Dr. said both won't make it nurses crying running back&forth I said what's going on ran & Shit no one 1was physically with me JESUS we're both here today he's 24 GOD knows (natural)came on his own at least he didn't bust it open lol😇😂💯😊⛤⛤⛤⛤⛤
LOL, my Mom DID punch the panicking nurse- but my Mom was unconscious at the time that she picked up that panicky vibe so I guess they went easy on her. 😂
People love to discount this woman these days, and how many of them have visited a prisoner (now 1% of our population in the USA?) I think that anyone who visits a prisoner is truly walking the walk of compassion. Well done, Mo'nique.
That's good. I got a son. He's two. And he's my little special guy. He's my youngest. That's why he's my little special guy. And he's just special to me. My youngest is the most special one to me. And children are a blessing. And they are beautiful.
I needed even know Mo'Nique had some more babies, but well hell, um Also, I just noticed how pretty Mo'Nique really is ♥♥♥💜💜💜, this special was FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGG HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed that laugh🤣🤣😊
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So she gave her sons real names. Not like the other celebrities naming their kids water park, jumping cable, car wash 😂😂😂😂
Hairstylist14 Honeybee: Yes ur too Funny about the names celebrities give their children😃 a friend of mine (no celebrity) told me him & his girl named their son "Ocean" i thought he said "Billy Ocean" he said no "Ocean" i just started Laughing So Hard!🤣 couldn't help it.
Those names😂😂😂
Hairstylist14 Honeybee AAAHHH HA HA HHAAAAA, HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE, YYOOUUUUU CRAAAAAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😆😆😆😎😎😎😎😎😭😭😭😭😝😝😝😝 U PREACHED THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHAAAAA.
Hairstylist14 Honeybee im done😂😂😂😂😂😂you just made my morning
Lakia Keely Hhhheeeehehehe... he he he. hhhhhheeeee hhhheee.....eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! wwwuuuuuuhhhhhhaaaa.
WILL YOU STOP THAT, MAKING ME DAMN KEEP ON LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! MAGA MILLIONS, ATLANTA ZOO, BANANA PUDDING, AND SHIT.........STILETTO????? JUST SOLD OUT SOULS, OUR PEOPLE.
It truly was an insult that Netflix gave her less money like ummm THIS IS MONIQUE
Mo'nique is a boss. They need to pay her like a boss.
Her character reminds me of the late Bernie Mac.A man who is not scared of anyone
i want her to be my aunt
ralph heineman lol right! Always have
My aunt is literally like her😂
One of my auntie’s is exactly like her. It makes family events very interesting. Lol.
@@ashleynicole8041 (u
She needs to be on Orange Is The New Black!
Yes she does. If Hollywood decides to hire her again she's a talented actress
That's probably where they got it from
It's the outfit huh? Hahaha
i miss her on tv
giselle joseph We all do! Lol, bring the Parkers on Netflix!!!
giselle joseph bruh yo pfp pic😩
Ok
Racing cars
giselle joseph Boycott Netflix with your loyalty
"Bitch that's why I'm here, turn that shit off" 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Early spring, I'm pregnant and my boyfriend and I were at a cook out. He and his friend are teasing "your going to have twins" for a couple of hours. I ended up miscarrying. Two months later, I got pregnant again. Then started having the same symptoms. Went to the doctors and the nurse didn't even get the ultrasound focused before I saw two heart beats. I said, "no he didn't!" Got home, the boyfriend asked how everything was, I answered everything plural "the BABIES are fine." "The BABIES ..." After a few rounds of this, he got mad and asked what the "h" was I doing. "You remember what you said last summer on the back porch with the neighbors? Remember what you teased about?" Nodding my head. He jaw dropped like a rock! Born 26 weeks, 4 1/2 pounds each, and today they are 19 years old.
What a beautiful story god bless you hope y all safe and glad ur kids are now 19
Keep well and healthy
Love from Claire Fox xx 🇮🇪😋
Debbie Thomas aww that’s nice
He spoke on it and voila! there came the twins.
This kind of reminds me of a novel I read called, A country doctor, written by an actual irish practitioner. In the novel, the rural, country doctor was telling his assistant about a villager and his wife that had five children. When they were initially married, the condom that they used came off and nine months later their first child was born. The father nick-named their their son "leaky." The next method of birth control was a diaphram. Didn't work, became loose. Nine months later "Lucy" was born. The next method? The rhythm method. Nine months later? Triplets were born and the father nick-named them "the three blind boys." The father said that they have a whole band that they called Leaky, Lucy and the three blind boys. It took awile for the country doctor to regain their confidence, but it all worked out. I will say this though. The father had a good sense of humor!
I have twins I went 40weeks my son's was 6lbs 3oz and my daughter was 5lbs 9oz my Lord it was a time but I thank God for them everyday!! 😊
Mo is crazy as shit n I love her work
When I found out I was having twins, I almost PASSED OUT!!!
I kept telling the lady that I don't believe her. I looked over at the screen and saw 2 round circles and thought I was DREAMING. At that moment, I have to be honest, I was TERRIFIED!!! But as time went by, I realized how much of a BLESSING IT WAS😇😇😇😇😇😇
When my TWINS were born,
I became VERY LOVABLE🤗
(I WAS VERY COLDHEARTED BEFORE THEY WERE BORN)
They made me realize what
REAL LOVE FEELS LIKE
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I LOVE ME SOME THEM👫👫👫👫
Carolmel ATL Productions. ❤❤❤❤ That's why God gifted them to you. So you can see the kind of love HE has for us.
Seem like the women back then funnier than the girls nowadays...
They are
"Back then" this isn't THAT old lol
there are some female comedians that are funny.... my opinion tho
People always say this about everything
Honestly, many of todays female comedians are on an Amy Schumer level lol
That's a miracle. At 29 weeks u had twins
For real! I was only 6mo when I had my twins
All twins, triplets.etc. come early
I love you Mo, I know you're a comic but the seriousness when you said you wouldn't even look at your baby if they had three eyes killed me.
I carried my baby for the full 40 weeks and he was born stillborn. Every other mother walked out of that maternity ward with a baby, I walked out with some photo's, a teddy bear and a broken heart. Believe me when I say, if your baby was born with three fingers and four eyes, you would have been blessed.
May God bless you
I went through the same thing twice I understand your Pain especially when you said something about the other moms leaving with a child and all you had were photos that part definitely hit home for me but I don't think she was being serious it probably was just a very distasteful joke .
exohexoh
I'm not sure what to say, but I wish u the best 💖
exohexoh i know that pain. I was in the hospital for 3 months to prevent preterm labor with my twins girls. They both died and i was in labor for 48 hours with stillborn babies. Thats hard giving birth to babies you know are dead. They should have taken them out c section. Due to cimplicatiins and me needing a blood transfusion i didnt get to hold them. I also left the hospital with pictures and a broken heart.
I hope you're feeling better and staying off the internet! Debbie Downer
Her hair was always on point 😍
Zee Zee and she have edges
Monique was always on point
@@tetsoujoseph9128 edges 🥰🥰🥰
congratulations on her new husband and the twins
Niketa Renee Girl this video is old lol
Niketa Renee plus they are in an open marriage all because she wants to have sex with more men but still keep Sydney.
Niketa Renee the boys are 12 or 13 now . Their birthday was in May . It’s crazy she had all boys & no girls
Lexiaa Forever they say when a woman gives birth to all boys that she’s all woman and when a man throws all girls that he’s all man lol.
Lexiaa Forever where did you get your info?? She’s always said when she referenced “open marriage” deluded people like you always jumped to sex. Plus her twins are born in October just days shy of my birthday. She’s often said that too!
I'm having twins and it's funny cause I thought the same thing before my ultrasound I was like what if it's twins and it was twins and they are both girls
Naturally Nique97 congratulations!!!
Love Mo'nique. 😂😂
Dang! Monique musta been near 300 lbs back then! I never realized how much weight she lost. Big change!
And still so pretty
She looked good here and at this weight
So what u tronna say
She did raise the confidence of many big women, but you should take care of your health
She did the best for herself 👍🏾
GIVES HER PROPZ FOR BEING REAL WITH THEM!!! PERSONAL.. BEAUTIFULLY DONE!!!
“Them babies might be in my fucking BACK stop playin” dawgg💀💀💀💀💀
Monique is a QUEEN. If the pandemic was good for nothing else, it reminded me of the truth. Black goddess queen! Rise up, Sis! 🙏🏾❤️
I love this woman ,MoNique keeps it real.
ALRIGHT, I WENT THROUGH THIS WITH MY SON 2.11pds6oz, 31wks Dr. said both won't make it nurses crying running back&forth I said what's going on ran & Shit no one 1was physically with me JESUS we're both here today he's 24 GOD knows (natural)came on his own at least he didn't bust it open lol😇😂💯😊⛤⛤⛤⛤⛤
I love her accademy award speech. and I could rely on her big girl joke cuz Imma big girl too lol
Eye shadow on fleek
LOL, my Mom DID punch the panicking nurse- but my Mom was unconscious at the time that she picked up that panicky vibe so I guess they went easy on her. 😂
Thank you so much for visiting ORW, Monique. I have friends and family there, and it means a lot that you thought of them.
She was beautiful
Tametriece McGee was???
Tametriece McGee ....
Still!
She still is. Got grey now, like me. Unlike me She doesn't hide it.
Is!!!
ICONIC, I love her attire goes with the theme I love it. She’s the best.
This was a stand up with a preaching! Preach it baby!
#MONIQUE COME BACK WE MISS YOU,HILARIOUS
Dima b right!?
SISTER I love you and I cannot wait to see you in more movies and shows.
i love that makeup on her. the eye color and lip color is lovely. & this is so funny! Lol
I have the upmost respect and love for 90s/ early 2000s Mo❤
This at a prison 😂😂?
shane blane 😂😂😂😂
Yup, the show is on Netflix.
Duh
I carried my twins to 37 weeks. My girls where four pounds each.
People love to discount this woman these days, and how many of them have visited a prisoner (now 1% of our population in the USA?) I think that anyone who visits a prisoner is truly walking the walk of compassion. Well done, Mo'nique.
the omg part!
2:19 What was that Kid duing there? 😂🤣
That's one of the inmates baby
Not gonna lie, I really want twins.
I can see every character from “Orange is the new black” 🔥🔥🔥. In the crowd!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy 💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
LOVE 💞 THE BRUTAL HONESTY 😜😎💕 SOFTLY SMILEZ!!! GRINZ YEP LOVE THIS SHOW 💕
Nobody could ever do what she did! Charla should of done his research
I miss this Mo’Nique
You’re hilarious 😂 girl laughed my throat out 😂 😆 😂
Seriously? I didn't even smile once. Dave Chapelle, Mitch Hedberg, Norm MacDonald.... THEY are funny.
@Paul Still is funny. What's with the slashes in your first sentence? And oh yeah, Dave is still funny.
That's good. I got a son. He's two. And he's my little special guy. He's my youngest. That's why he's my little special guy. And he's just special to me. My youngest is the most special one to me. And children are a blessing. And they are beautiful.
I like how she came in with her lil jail outfit on.
Monique is a STAR ⭐️
She’s so beautiful my goodness 😍
Just now seeing this... love her😊,,, but is that a romper? lol
Katrina she in a prison she wanted to wear a prison jumpsuit
SENSATIONAL!
❤Mo is too much...I love the name Jonathan, great name😍
I'm a twin and my mom had us at full term
I LOVED her when she was big 😩😩😍😍
1.18 looks like Nicky from orange is the new black lol
Monique is a funny ass person naturally
Yes baby, my babies are good. Lmao
bro, how did it take me a whole half of this video to realize she's giving a set to prisoners. fuck.
I have this on DVD one of the funniest comedic moments for Monique,
She pull this off the greatest of all tike there is no woman like her the first lady
Netflix u fucked up , Mo is as funny as fuck .
This might be one of her greatest performances a very great comedian forever a fan ❤
Oh my she got me cracking!
This is the Mo'nique I miss and want. Not the woah is me, 'get my chilin outta hear' Miss Sophia whining about everything we gettin today.
Saw her in ATL few weeks ago, she’s so beautiful
Twins run in my family ❤️
Love this crazy azz woman! 😂😂
2:55-3:10 💯 that part‼️ 🤣😂😂🤣
#golden shower babyyyy‼️🤩🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was amazing; beautiful
Genius!
Big mama Monique. Ma'am u will. Funny and hilarious.
This is when she had me!!!
phaaaa mo crazy
i jus love her spirit
So i guess after u saw me , i died ..im deaf, lol dead
I have not seen that many stand up like her
Funny to me
You are everything!!!
love that we have the same first names...love u monique
I needed even know Mo'Nique had some more babies, but well hell, um Also, I just noticed how pretty Mo'Nique really is ♥♥♥💜💜💜, this special was FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGG HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed that laugh🤣🤣😊
I love her dress!❤️
MoNique is fabulous!!!
She is goddamn beautiful. And hilarious
She reminds me of my junior English teacher lol
Love you monique!!!!
I love that she did a concert for the medical working women.
Rofl, no they were prisoners
Congratulations boo !!!
Wishing you only the best Monique. May the world come to understand your purpose
*LMAO I LOVE MO’NIQUE*
RUclips used to have the full video for this. Smh.
Is this the stand up where Monique said "if that nigga dont work get another one and if he dont work get another & if he dont work out get two more"
Even if they re runs. I still watches the re runs.
she the best!
I love her haha
U still b watching the Parker's.
i'm dying !!!! 😂😂😂😂
Love Mo.
Monique is still the queen
I love her so much so 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Girl @ 1:00 looks so stressed
2:30 😂😂😂😂
LMAO that's why I'm here now..blow that shit out ..😁😆😗