Men, What's the BIGGEST "I'm a Princess" Red Flag? - Reddit Podcast
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Story #16 accessing someone's financial information like is probably a firing offense for someone working at a bank, at least.
My wife got a guy fired for looking up our address at work. It was her ex. Guy actually had my social too
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I would hope so.
Ok, this is my embarrassing story. Up until I was 13, I acted so spoiled. I never had to worry about food, money, etc. I never really noticed others around me, and their struggles until some dude in my class straight up called be a spoiled b*tch. I asked a bunch of random people from my school what they thought about me, and honestly, what they said shook my core. They told me I constantly act like im better than everyonen etc... I took a lot of time to reflect and better myself. Well, I'm 15 now, and even though I don't need to, I volunteer at homeless shelters and animal shelters and help those who have less than me. I even have a job now. That kid who called me a spoiled b*tch actually saved me from becoming an entitled brat. That kid is also my one of my close friends now.
Awesome story dude/dudette! Funny thing is I was that kid who called one of my classmates a spoiled brat. Funny thing is I actually made her cry lol. 7 years later I'm currently dating her. (She's a much much better human being now btw😂)
My congratulations and good luck! Instead of rejecting the dude's observation, you took it to heart and made the effort to change yourself for the better. Lots of people never learn, and continue to be B's throughout their lives, oblivious to the fact that nobody likes them. Based upon what you said, you're going to do all right when you reach adulthood. Again, good job and good luck!
i actually had a glow up like that too and i am very proud of you because changing is very hard and i tried so much and i still am people like me and *you* must be proud of ourselves and treat everyone including ourselves right :) so take care
@@virusexe3678 I'm proud of you for being a decent human ❤️
Story 16: 8:18 I once worked for a bank. Looking up the accounts of other people without authorization was an automatic firing offense.
Thank you for answering my question
Being constantly abducted, and making it a hero’s mission to save you (even when you’re in another castle).
🎶I'm sorry but she's in another castle, she doesn't even care for you I fear🎶
@@lolarichter9415
Chalkeaters I presume?
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story 3 joking about breaking up is prob one of the worst things you can do
It’s so stupid. That’s not how you get someone to fight for you
Tell me about it
Massive, extravagant bachelorette parties are a major red flag. Never allow people in your life to make you feel guilty when you can't afford something.
The only extravagant part I want from my wedding is the honeymoon. I will only be doing one so I want to go all out on a cruise or something. I could care less about the party and wedding reception itself as I'm an introvert so no need to rent a hotel or something for about 20 people
I am glad I never went to prom. I was asked but said nope. I got crapfaced and stoned playing Legend of Dragoon that night. Then the fun butthole and joker my dad is after I passed out on the couch in the basement. He woke me Saturday morning by farting in my face and asking me if i wanted to go fishing with him. And I did. It was fun. Miss ya Dad. You were awesome!
#1 red flag, is she is not up for dutch treat for a get to know each other dinner. If she is not interested in you enough to accept a dutch treat offer, she is not worth dating. If things actually go well at the date, I pick up the tab. What was important was she was interested in you enough to go Dutch Date.
The one I married is the one that invited me over for dinner at her place. She was proud of her home cooking.
3:24 a whole song was written after Marilyn in Blood Brothers, a story also riddled with tragedy
8:20 - did that wretch keep her job? cuz last thing I knew, in most American banks, looking at a member's details without a valid business need was *extremely* illegal and grounds for getting fired on the spot.
Story 16: I worked for AT&T and accessing accounts without prior authorization or approval of the account owner was an instant termination and a possible visit from law enforcement if they think you looked at credit card details or a social security number. You couldn't even look up accounts to try and find a customer's account if it was mislabeled without manager approval. I imagine it's the same for any job that has you accessing sensitive information on a person, especially a bank! She should have been fired instantly for that shit.
Comrades! (Especially "KFC" guy) when you get dumped by a "princess" (we call them "Gold Diggers" too) make up a reason to go back to her house, (forgot an heirloom ring or watch somewhere) stop by your local baitstore, grab a small bag of frozen squid, (shrimp works too, but its GOT to be frozen) while "searching" around, slide the frozen squid under a matress, or into an old purse in closet. Then shrug and say "I guess its not here, sorry to bother you!" And get the hell out of there. Itll take a week....... 😃
Great videos, keep up the good work!
"Gotta love me!" In my head I also heard "Not the Mama!"
knew a 16 year old girl who went missing for like a week and parents did not do sh*t about it because as long as she wasn't in trouble she could do what she wanted. Her mom came into her job to quit for her, a job they made her get to learn resposiblity, because she did not want to work. This was the reason she was staying at her friend's house and refused to come home until she did not need to work.
Story#13 I was taught growing up that God comes first, family second. And my parents are somewhat religious.
Story #1: TP is the only exception. There's no valid excuse for buying cheap TP and that's a fact.
What if you're buying it for the guest bathroom and want them to leave?
@@Avrysatos If you want your guests to leave so bad, do you really want to rely on them to go for a code 2 to be bathroom?
@@TulgaD5 Family does not care about your wishes.
I don't have a guest bathroom anyways, I was just trying to think of a reason.
Follow up: only exception to story 14 is if someone proposed via a huge public proposal when you made it clear that you don’t like those. Public proposals are lose-lose situations. You’re pressured to say yes but if you don’t you’re an asshole
@@pisces2569 Just say yes and later in private say no, duh....
Just because you “can take it” doesn’t mean you should be hurt. Just because a soldier is strong doesn’t mean you should punch a soldier
So I have a name sounds really similar to "Tiara" (however it's not even close to my actual name) and it makes me annoyed as hell when people make the princess connotation with me.
I'm not a freaking princess.
Damn
Tell it like it is, queen
8:12 can't you get in trouble for some crap like that? That is an insane breach of privacy!
"How does it feel like going to prom with the birthday princess?"
Barf
4:30 - my BFF's gf had a thousand dollar MacBook, and one day I had her experience the sheer machine learning power of my 600 dollar Asus laptop with Debian GNU/Linux. She was taken aghast, finished her machine learning exam *specifically* thanks to my Linux laptop being able to do what Mac OS X couldn't, and has yet to thank me for my help on her exam...
Thumbnail appreciation ->>>>
These were hysterical!
I actually noticed the Marilyn Monroe one. They are not safe
The most obvious red flag is if there over age 16 and actually call themselves a Princess.
Wait, that game!
The prophecy that was foretold by the mobile ads!
Yes, Marilyn Monroe obsession OR wearing the Playboy bunny logo on everything, for some reason. In my experience, the ladies that do both/either are a bit... "Eccentric".
Not the sofia the first sister💀
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5:42 NOT THE MOMMA! *Hits dad with a cast iron pan* That show. 🤣😭
Story 6 has some good logic behind her reason haha
If she sounds like MR. Crabs
"Money Money Money"
Not afraid to say I dated a Marilyn Monroe type. Started dating her after my divorce and things seemed ok at first, so okay I moved in with her after she invited me to. After that I practically became a live in baby sitter for the two kids she had with two different dudes. I put up with a lot from her but then she started targeting my dog and trying to make him runaway anytime I was out, after that I was done with her. I gathered the few things I had to my name, moved into a moldy camper, and swore off dating for four years. I eventually got my crap together, moved into a house, and I still have my dog!
That one with the laptop and phone case was painful. That stuff's expensive. Felt like crying internally. Wish I had that kind of money.
Also I feel for that gal wanting people to help with a move. My aunt's that way. I'm not spending the rest of my life locked in a tower.
Story #4 … Either my feeble mind is not grasping the concept or the OP needs to elaborate some more. When dude is explaining, …’She stole a Marylin Monroe painting from the apartment next to ours and half of my insurance check’… I don’t get what he means by ..’she wouldn’t sign off on it unless I gave her half’… Sign off on what? The check? His insurance check for the loses due to the fire? So she stole the actual physical check from the insurance, and she would not give it back unless she got half of it?! Is that what he means? Why would she have to sign it? Was the check in her name as well? If it was in her name then legally it’s her $$ as well..no? If the check was not on her name, and she stole it.. why not report it? To the cops? To the insurance company? So they can put a stop check and cut a new one? Besides, nowadays insurance payments are generally deposited into your bank account electronically unless you request a paper check in the mail… no one wants to wait for a paper check via snail mail, and even so, the check would take a while to arrive, this guy makes it seem like it all happened right after the fire!! Dude goes on to say that …Yes, I fought and did my homework, no win situation’… That makes no sense, I’m pretty sure I’m not grasping the whole ordeal here, but it just seems very odd that the crazy chick got away with half his insurance check… Dude goes on to say that the crazy chick stopped responding even after he had a ‘grand’ worth of of checks for her to sign… wtf?! Again! Why would she need to sign his insurance checks?! Makes no sense!! He then says at the end that the insurance company got to keep the money… so how did this crazy b*tch get to steal half of it? Or was this extra checks that the insurance company had cut for him?! Highly Confusing Story in my opinion! It’s either total Cap or I’m just an idiot that cannot grasp a simple situation… Which could be likely … thanks for anyone that reads my bs and triple thanks for anyone that answers!!
That bedroom, Voice on Splenda daddy
Not going to lie I am a 22 year old guy and I am on my birthday too but not as much as birthday princess lol
When she tells you stop following you even though her dad made it your job to follow her and protect her from danger. Jokes on her because I ended up falling in love with her even after that and fell in love with her once again after I woke up from a 100 year long nap because I got injured
Okay, I don’t like LOW QUALITY items, like ones that break immediately, taste bad, or whatever, depending on the item. I don’t fricking care if it’s cheap so long as it works/looks/tastes okay. Just because you have to fork over a bunch of extra cash for an overpriced name brand, that doesn’t make it “better”. And sometimes cheap works better or just as well anyway.
Heck, I wasn't allowed at prom because I lived oit of state😅
Story #3. We don't fight for u cuz we don't wanna waste your time. We ask why, take a second, say ok and then do the crying at home because we don't want you to feel bad.
M'y honest réaction to this type of phrase IS : "ye , and i'm french" they Nevers Say it twice to me😂
Now prom story guy knows why the "prick" didn't go with her.
First story is my SIL and her mother in a nutshell.
A five year old threw her shoe at me and told me to pick it up and put in on her foot. This was my first week at that job. I knew kids were bratty, but god that was a level i didn't expect from a preschooler going into kindergarten soon. I maintained composure and handed it to her saying she can put it on herself because she's a big girl. She threw the shoe at my face and yelled at me that her mother could and would get me fired if i didn't put her shoe on quote; "like the slave you are" I wanted to nail that child in the head with her shoe, you can believe that, but I'm glad I instead kept calm and walked off because hearing her tell my boss in tears that i should be fired for not doing what she said and explaining what happened in painstaking detail was hilarious. She also refused to put her shoe on the rest of the day and when the mom came to pick her up and heard what happened she was so embarrassed that she didn't bring her child there for almost a month.
Story 17 sounds like a red flag for emotional incest which means her dad was treating his daughter like a wife without sexually abusing her. I feel bad for her
PLEASE MAKE MORE JOJO REFERENCES!
What if htey are actually royalty?
Is it just me or does Story 18 sounds like something out of Cinderella?
This is why I, now aged 60, haven't had any female friends for 40 years. Women are too much hard work, bitchy, two-faced etc.
"I'm a baby, gotta love me"
How often do I hear Marilyn?
Why the thumbnail bruh
I would never be any female sugar daddy, I would tell her to get a job at McDonald's restaurant or Burger King 👑 restaurant. Work for the things you want out of life.
Story 14: Century Tree?
Depends but a good pillow princesse is not to much of a red flag so long as she follows the prince's. 😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone is an actual princess deserves respect, However who acts like a princess (brat) deserves to be imprisoned in a tall tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon for long enough for an oger to rescue her or a short migit from a witch trailer park have a contract signed which ruins everyone's lives.
Disagree with the first part of your statement… I do not believe that anyone deserves anything, particularly respect, based on a ridiculous royalty or nobility title, obtained either by birth or purchased! Such nonsense!
4:00 kfc mashed potatoes are gross anyways, its literally just a powder mixed in hot water
True. Homemade mashed potatoes are much better!
Just snort the starch at that point
don’t know much about this but why is liking marilyn monroe a red flag? like, is it something she did? (idk who this person is I just heard she dressed in a potato sack one time)
No Marilyn Monroe was a model and pin up and stuff. SHE was delightful. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the quote “If you can’t handle me at my worst then you don’t deserve me at my best “ that was Marilyn.
These kinds of girls take that and make it their life CREED
Some people’s ‘best’ is not worth their ‘worst’ if you know what I mean
@@Bulbasaur_with_a_Mustache ah, that makes sense thanks
I’m BFFs with my mom and I love stuff that has “Princess” written on it, I wish that trend would come back!
Hmmm 🤔 interesting… and how old are you?
Is "i don't like cheap stuff" really a red flag? Because not liking cheap things seems normal to me. I grew up poor and we always bought the cheapest whatever and it was always crappy.
I think context matters. For example I wouldn't want to get a cheap car, you know literal clunkers, house, mattress, etc. But I don't think you need to spend your life's savings on a meal for example.
Ummm I’m on board with the person being asked to help someone move for pizza and beer. The storyteller should move their own stuff.
Amber the bb?:0
How does the birthday girl look?
Like youre Terry's date, not mine.
***My prom date was murdered by our double date*** so like the prom stories that anyone else has have nothing on Having dinner at your favorite restaurant with the most popular guys in school feeling like a princess wearing a Blue velvet dress made by a famous fashion designer like she Actually made it she sews - went to univ I did was a role model too me and she let me wear one of her designs from school It fit perfectly. It tore at the leg slit and it got tossed in the wash the seams pulled and she told me when I returned it *That I was fat that’s why it pulled NOT true but broke my heart I loved her and she was horribly abusive
Turns out she had a brain trauma and now she’s violently angry and After that she lost a lot of her cognitive ability so now she’s sort of a shuffling screaming crazy lady who gets lost scared and stuff.
So My date is gone, our friend is in prison and the fairy godmother who made me feel like a princess who was my career guru ended up turning into a wicked witch.
No one gets to Call prom worse.
I’d throw that man out too if he didn’t get kfc mashed potatoes!
As a surprise treat that wasn't communicated before hand?!
KFC mashed potatoes isn't all that's cracked up to be!
@@melissacooper8724 and we can agree to disagree then
@@teddychu1177 okay. I’d give a warning for the next time lol
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Girls are too much drama, so I just have roommates
Fancy fingernails
I have a 15 foot long train and it’s not for a wedding I dress as a fairy princess
That was a long-a$$ train!! How many dudes did that take?!
Also, women who read a lot paperback romance novels. If she has more than a dozen displayed on a shelf somewhere just hit it and quit it. No matter how amazing and romantic you are, you will never measure up to her storybook fantasies and she will always be disappointed.
Same could be said with guys too. My ex read a lot of, I'll just say explicit stuff. Unfortunately for me he had wandering hands.
@@rabbit0664 Cheaters are dirtbags, male or female.
@@tysonburns9535Agreed
Yes, Marilyn Monroe obsession OR wearing the Playboy bunny logo on everything, for some reason. In my experience, the ladies that do both/either are a bit... "Eccentric".