Alpha Males Must Be STOPPED (Alpha Con)
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2022
- We missed Alpha Con 2022 but we're catching up on the cringe. All Alpha males must be stopped before they take everything we love. Like our wives, our self esteem, and our money.
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THANK YOU FOR REACTING TO MY VIDEO!! I'm cracking up watching this right now. No permission needed sir you were right, I respect your alpha nature way more for it 🫡
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Let's party like it's 1863!
Trust me when I say, as a female, most of us want kind, caring partners. Not roided up, self centered dude bros.
Hear, hear! My thoughts exactly as a female.
EXACTLY 💯
That’s why I’m so glad my boyfriend doesn’t mind being vulnerable and serious but goofy and silly at the same time. I’m blessed I don’t have to sift through men like these anymore
So true 👏🏽🌷
@@breezimckinney6909 The best kind 🥰
As a woman, these are the men at country clubs who try to pull the waitresses onto their lap. They're the type of men I imagine deny they've ever SA'd someone, but definitely have
@@caviarole1974 sexual assault/sexually assault
@@caviarole1974sexual assault
A firm of assult.
Seggs
@@caviarole1974 sexual assault
You nailed it.
Sad to admit I used to date a man who coined himself an “alpha male”. He was hands down the most insecure person I have ever met lmao
Same dude said he was alpha to me I said I'm a loner funny thing he also stated he looked up to me. Which makes no sense because I should be looking up to him and people like him but I don't.
Some dude thought I was checkin out his girl and made a big show of making out with her, dude screamed insecurity. Pretty girls get noticed all the time b, what did he expect?
@@moonshinershonor202i think maybe you are just trying to project that tbh
@@moonshinershonor202 super insecure 😂😂 but honestly 90% of the population are extremely insecure anyway so its probably best to do our best in avoiding said situations if cant avoid it just leave and walk away
@@nicholasbrown668 projecting what? you thought insecure people dont exists? coz i've just met one and this is my reply to them
Can we just start associating “alphas,” with “incels?” Isn’t it about time we just acknowledge these dudes are lonely and trying to impress everybody around them at all times
Yep. All of those insecure and oddly aggressive male archetypes are cut from the same cloth - the manosphere.
I thought I was the only one! 😂😂 They have a good bit of similarities like both are avoided by women lmao
@@notsorrymomo7096 EXACTLY!!! I am glad I ain’t the only one, I’ve been with my lady for 12 years and we have problems but I recognize she works as hard as I do and she needs some relief and attention after work just like I want, respect is a much better building tool than dominance
Alphas are like the Uber-incels. The ones that incels worship.
@@daeviant idk I still feel like they kinda different other than having the same mindset not defending either one lol just an observation
As a woman who has to get up at 4AM to workout before her baby wakes up…I don’t feel Alpha, I feel exhausted😂
Does that mean your baby is Alpha given they control your life 😂😂😂
@@CatChaos369 He sure as hell thinks so😂😂
@@elanorapowell6811 let's be honest, alphas only exist in babies, they your boss, you better feed me get my binky and pat my butt mother!😂
@@CatChaos369 baby is definitely giving alpha vibes 😂
luuulllll
The way you said “if you’re homosexual being alpha will help you” 😂😂😂 with a straight face
My grandpa is a total OG Alpha Male. He fought in the military, retired from two stations as a fire fighter captain, he beat cancer, had both knees replaced, broke his back, has supported his family and been married to my grandma for over 50 years. He takes care of what he needs to and supports his family. I think that is a real alpha male, not the guy on Tinder that puts Alpha in his Bio
That's awesome - men like this should be celebrated!! ❤❤
You look at Grandpa and you're like Grandpa. You're an alpha male or that he looks back. What the hell are you talking about? I just do what you're supposed to do
Old school Alpha. aka Legend
I saw the word Alphacon and my body and soul cringed so hard my matter folded into itself and out again.
Bros believing too much on their own hype lol
I cringed so hard, I grew a fedora
Lol
When you cringe so hard you physically become jacked like prime Arnold schwarzenegger.
I cringed so hard I got stuck in a permanent cringeloop.
Nothing says "I've got an itty bitty weenie and I'm really insecure about it" like claiming to be an alpha.
But I've got Lambos and Bugattis!!! I'M THE MAN!!!
🤣🤣🤣
@@Whats.Next.Videos
@@Whats.Next.Videos you "alphas" seem to be such snowflakes. Why is that? Did Stacy leave you for another boy in high school, or do you just have mommy issues?
if I see it on dating profiles I immediately swipe left lol. they're self centered and think everything they do deserves recognition
@@Whats.Next.Videos you could've just said "I have no idea how female anatomy works"
4:04
"Welcome to the Salty Splatoon. How tough are ya?
"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!" I had a bowl of nails for breakfast."
"So?"
*"Without any milk"*
⁸⁰and 8
“Right this way.”
I love you 😂
"I just brushed my teeth..."
"So?"
*oj materializes*
"Dude I thought you died?"
Ken hit it on the head. These dudes don't do it for girls. They do it for other dudes. And then get mad when that's called out, lol.
"Why wouldn't you want to be a leader?" Probably because people do dumb shit and I don't want to be responsible for that 😂
Lol true, usually I try to lead them away from being a dumb ass but I'm not gonna end up affiliated 😭
Or sometimes I do dumb shit and don't wanna affect other people lol
Also why I don't want to manage people at work 🤣🤣
this🤣🤣🤣
@@RueBroadway Why would you take the promotion if you don't know how to do the job properly and weed out the people who aren't good at theirs?
To me my Dad is the definition of a true “alpha” figure. Came from a bad home, went into the Air Force, got married, went and became a Firefighter, worked another job washing windows on the side so my mom could stay at home with my brother and I, while working two jobs went to school to become a paramedic, graduate and became A Fire-Medic, became a Lieutenant, all while being an amazing father figure and husband. He not only supported his wife, but his children while making sure we were all taken care off and gave my brother and I a healthy father figure. THATS true alphaism.
Amen to that!..Same thing here..My dad married my mom in college, joined the Air Force, stayed in for 30 yrs, let my mom stay home to take care.of my brother & I, & made sure we had everything we needed & wanted, all while having unconditional love & support for his family
yes! as a woman, men who care for people are the actual alphas. Their partner, family and also themself included.
@@ariel54 Exactly..Those men are the True Alphas.. 💯
You are blessed to have had such an amazing dad 💜 much love and light to you x From someone who had the polar opposite.
@@TrueCriminsomniaZzzz I'm very sorry to hear that..But, even tho that happened to you, I'm sure you turned out to be a Great person.. 😊
My dad is the most manly badass man I know, and he did ballet for years. He can kick your ass, but he won't, because he'd rather make you laugh instead. He never needed to yell at me for intimidation when I made poor choices, he just spoke his mind in a calm way, told me I messed up and showed me how to fix my mistakes. He takes care of loved ones, regardless of the life they choose to live, because he wants to be a person that helps others. He actively works to make his business one that supports both us and our employees, both financially and mentally. He has never made me feel like I couldn't tell him anything, has never made me feel ashamed when I did tell him things that I would otherwise hide from others, and openly listens to those with a different opinion from him. He once told me it was good he and my mother didn't always agree, bc if they did then there'd be no point in two voices. He is both the person who taught me how to do a pirouette and to safely shoot a gun. Hes my role model and my mentor, and he'd laugh his ass off at all this "alpha" bs. God I love my dad, and I hope he lives til the ripe old age of 103, cause idk what id do without him. The world needs more people like him, man or no.
every man I've ever met who proclaimed himself to be alpha or even cared about his "alphaliness" was a deeply traumatized insecure boy with mommy issues
they had great potential as just people, just doing what they like and loving their friends, but all the "alpha" moves they were making made them look sick and disgusting
such a sad sad situation
When I think of "alpha/high value men" I immediately think of a Chihuahua...always yipping about how big they are, but when confronted they roll over and pee in the air🤣🤣🤣
So you've had a problem with seeing alpha's rolling around and pissing in the air? lol
Perfect example! Love it!😂
@@RobertWhite1 yes!!! Its hilarious!!! 😂
Same! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laugh, I needed that 😁
Ayo a Chihuahua 🤣🤣
The thick layer of sarcasm in the video Ken and Dane are watching is my kind of humor
Dane's never laughed so hard in my experience. It's great.
@@BabetteDaniels Dane’s laugh is what got me hooked to this channel in the first place. So wholesome
@@Overseer2579 omg same, his laugh makes me laugh every time 🤣
true; the video they were watching was so sarcastic that i thought he was being real
Yess 😂😂
"I'm a lover, I'm a leader, I'm a lighthouse"
Never let them know your next move 😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He went from a person to a practical skill to an object
“Being a lighthouse”, being something that you should look out for and Actively avoid. You said it, sir.
A lighthouse is a really good analogy for these 'alpha men'. it describes them perfectly, standing as a beacon warning others to keep away.
You’re about to run aground!!!! 😂
its a good thing , because they trigger feminazi beyond belife!
Lighthouses didn't always signify trouble or danger, sometimes they helped weary travelers return home. I don't think the guy in the video understands it, but its a pretty good biblical metaphor
nice.
Since the 1970s, the lambda symbol has been used in the gay community, often worn as a necklace, to communicate that the wearer is gay.
This is a delicious little tidbit..haha thank you
I feel they know what they're doing
Wait, really? I had a Bratz doll (not sure which one as I wasn't a fan of Bratz) which had a necklace of that symbol 😂😂 It's the damn gay Barbie Ken doll all over again
Learned something new!
"I'm a lover , i'm a leader and i'm a lighthouse" is the "alpha" version of live laugh love
KEN THANK YOU FOR VOICING YOUR CONCERN ON THE MALE GAZE! Men like this want to impress other men, NOT WOMEN! BC if they wanted to impress women, they would be more "feminine" (more sensitive to emotion, dress well and according to their body, careful and respectful, Ect)
You say that as though men in general know how to impress women. Newsflash: men are not born understanding women.
Yeah. No. Women go for the opposite of all that. Only exception being dressed well. No one likes a sloppy dresser.
If they want to impress other men, I'm always here to see if their alpha enough, as a bisexual.
Sensitive men are friend zoned by women
@@Max-zw3ut Yep. Women go for the complete opposite of what they say. They say what they think is socially acceptable. Their public image is everything to them. It's why women move to a completely different town or city after they've "had their fun" (ie: wh0red themselves out) to "settle down" with the beta bux after the age of 30.
imagine the overbearing cologne smell
And never-ending supply of “American Fighter”t-shirts.
Blue chew sponsors as far as the eye can see lol
Like walking back down those high school hallways full of axe spray clouds 🤢
You overestimate how many of them would try to smell good 😂 most would claim their personal stench is for some dominance thing lmao
All the various scents of Axe😂
My favorite part is “I see myself as a lighthouse.” Yea the goal of lighthouses is for people to avoid them 😂 literally hilarious
😂Underrated comment 😅
Not always the purpose of a lighthouse
@@lookadamvideosname another
@@burtknighten4438 to allow sailors with low visibility who were lost at sea to find their way home and return
Lighthouses are also sometimes used as a beacon for safety. Not just to warn people to stay away
i used to wake up around 4:00 to get ready for work. i mustve done something incorrectly because i sure never felt "alpha" because of it. Fuckin TIRED is how i felt 😑
No woman wants a guy that acts like these 'alpha' losers. We want funny, caring, loyal, will binge watch 12 hours of a show with us and help make snacks for it, likes cuddling but knows when to stop because it gets too hot ( not in the sexy way but in the sweaty way ), and again funny, funny goes a long way!
Yeah that’s a bunch of bullshit, I can tell you from personal excpiriance and statistic that’s just not how it works, you never dated as a man so you really wouldn’t know how much women look down on us for being nice
@@nobodythenobody9779 The thing you don't understand is that, you're not nice.
@@Spetia how tf would you know, I literally get called too nice all the time 😂 you know me irl ?
@@nobodythenobody9779 Nobody who is too nice has to tell people they get called too nice lol
@@Spetia I just did, you must be very arrogant to think you know my life better than me 🤣
As if Ken wasn't already the pinnacle of wholesome masculinity... To hear them talk about what a slimy scheme landlording is 🙏💜
Dudes got a good head on his shoulders for sure. I definitely agree with your assessment of Ken representing a wholesome, positive masculinity. It's dudes like Ken and Buff that the kinda guys who get scammed by these "alpha" scumbags should be looking to as examples of how to be. If ya gotta ifoi,d somebody, it should atleast be someone who's actually decent.
A wise pirate once said: "technically you're supposed to avoid lighthouses, so you don't crack up on the rocks."
Wise and handsome pirate 👀
I’m glad I went through my awkward, no self esteem, wanting desperately to fit in stage when I was like 14. Must suck to feel like that in your 30’s.
Tywin Lannister said it best “any man who has to say I am king, is no king”
I hope there’s a bunch of guys who showed up as a group all dressed exactly like Andrew Tate
not hard when most are going bald
Oh there most def were!!!!
My thoughts exactly, man.
Andrew 'The Taint' Tate is a complete alpha fail 😂
bald caps and all 😂
True say Tate isn’t a bad guy n I mean it as he went from being homeless to a millionaire. Off showing guys how to be more confident in themselves 🤷🏽♂️
It’s not what he did ppl don’t like it’s how he did it no one made anyone listen to him. I found him cause he kept popping up on my recommended because everyone! else was talking about him.
In todays world attention is money! Especially if you have a product to sell people. Look at pink sauce lady
100% agree with Ken. No actual woman is turned on by alphas or can stand them. That "dude-bro" mentality is held by cheaters because they treat women like x-rated pokemon. Then those "alphas" cry when the women who DO date them treat them like an atm.
Bruh. Money and masculinity is your entire personality. What did you expect?
Tinder analytics would disagree with you. 80% of women go for less than 20% of the men. What do these me have in common? They come off as financially successful, over 6 foot tall and display leadership qualities. Men who come across as feeble and overtly emotional do not do well on dating sites. Females, whether humans or animals, historically have gravitated toward the strongest provider in a group of males. There is nothing surprising about this. If a woman makes more money than her male counterpart the marriage is more likely to end in divorce - divorce initiated by the woman btw. Interesting stuff.
@@Space_Ache Yup. That's where I go for long-term relationships: Tinder.
@@Space_Ache Y'know, the place that is know for hookups, not actual relationships leading to marriage.
I'm definitely going to keep looking into Tinder for it's analytics on what women or men want than talking to an actual human being because... that's hard. Better stick to stereotypes.
@@Space_AcheOr maybe women are just more picky because they have standards, unlike most of us guys that just get with whoever will give us attention
@DevareayWilliams standards and unrealistic expecations are completely different. If you ask a typical women what she wants in a man she will normally say these three things : 6 foot. Over 6 figures income. In great shape. Do you know what % of men fall into that category? Guess. Now the reality is most long term relationships are solidified based on a series of shared ideals/goals. These things are hard to evaluate on something like Tinder.
20-year-old white-guy here. Got sucked into this kind of thing for a month, so I find it hard to be too critical of the people who follow these guys. I find it scary how easy I was to turn. For those under the guidance of these "Alpha" influencers, they're really just hurt, lonely guys who are being reeled in by the promise of acceptance. It's sad, genuinely. As for those "Alphas", they're just taking advantage of a demographic that, as much as they hide it, are very vulnerable. It's gross behaviour. Now, some things they talk about are beneficial. Exercise is healthy. Obsession with your appearance within some kind of fabricated social hierarchy is not healthy.
I'll give my 19-year-old self some credit, though (normally never do that, hate that guy). I didn't go all the way in, and I didn't spend any money on it. I noticed what was happening and got out (only by the grace of God, I believe). I can only hope that others out there like me take a look around them and scrutinize what's going on. Come on, men. These guys don't care about you. You are just pawns and wallets to them. Self-improvement is good, but it's important to ask yourself why you're doing it. Because you enjoy working out, or because you don't want to look like a loser to your peers?
Edit: I feel the need to clarify that I wasn't even insecure about my appearance. I think I'm a pretty handsome dude. This is to say that, despite having nothing to really be insecure about, they STILL got me. They put insecurities there that didn't exist before.
I'm glad you got out of that mentality. Most people who follow alpha stuff can't seem to.
@@BRIANNA_00 Thanks, but I can't take too much credit. I was raised pretty okay by both parents. Not to mention, God was looking out for me.
If a strong friendship is established before relationship/marriage then you know how to make the person laugh or make them feel comfortable in uncomfortable situations
All these alpha, sigma, gamma male things, is just the basic boy version of the horoscope.
And way more restricting lol
Agree.
The amount of times me and many other ladies get mansplained about what we look for in a partner is ridiculous I actually had a conversation recently with coworkers about what women are actually attracted to and they told me I'm wrong and used movies as evidence 😅
That’s just sad tbh. Those poor bastards lol
Ignore those bros, they grew up like that and that like of thinking won't change if your going to be combative to it lol
Lol its because in their minds they have to justify possible reasons why women don't like THEM instead of working on their very obvious personality flaws.
I always figure the kind of person a woman wants was
1: not an a-hole.
2: had common decency/sense
@@tibbus depends really, some wahmen date trashy man (drug dealer, junkie, lazy fatties & swindler)
Environment & growing up events matters alot, to some extent, maybe biology
human tend to like repeating behavior, you usually like people that physically look like your parent
I LOVE when my man folds the laundry because I really dislike doing it. We just work well together and really appreciate eachother for all the Little Things that are just so much better when we are together. He even takes care of my cats when I am away for work even though he is allergic. Maybe he is not "alpha" but He is just so amazing. We only have furrbabies and no actual children but seeing how he takes care of us all is the most attractive thing ever. And it's not at all about the money. He has more monthly income while I have way more saved than he has and we always "fight" who gets to pay for stuff because we just like to spoil each other. When I come home after a 14 hours shift as a care worker and see that he has done the dishes and taken out the trash is f*ing awesome and I will gladly spend the rest of the evening in bed with him. Sometimes a clean house just does the trick.
“Everything else you can be in Skyrim on one character” wasn’t ready for that line lol
These guys scare me. Ken, you are absolutely right. The majority of straight or bi women are not impressed by the cars or the someone being an alpha. Instead, we run away from those people. If you want to impress us, just be kind, listen, and open up. Or learn how to cook, that always helps😂
As a (biological) man whose mother taught me to cook because I'm (her words) "kind of an idiot and will probably never get married", my wife agrees.
@@nefderath1 what a wise alpha woman is your mother
@@nefderath1 I'm sure youre not an idiot, my guy
I don't understand people are each in a bubble and poke at another bubble I'm in neither but y'all look just as bad about tipping about being not alpha and telling people being whatever the hell alpha is is the opposite you don't know what these guys live in so I don't understand
These guys are literally attracting gold diggers and get mad when they get gold diggers😂. If I meet a guy who's only personality trait is flexing, then sure I'll go on the dates and let him spoil me, until I meet someone who I'd actually take seriously..
“Did he just lick his lips at me??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I gotta say, I have been a fan of Ken since I saw him playing with pewdiepie years ago and I have just always enjoyed you and your comedy. I appreciate the BOTH of you and your commentary and opinions about this kind of stuff because it’s sadly real. Like I have met some men like this and it just blows my mind. So thanks ❤
Needing to find any way to put yourself above others, no matter what form it takes, is 10/10 times just a massive attempt to cope with a deep-down and complete lack of self-esteem. Nothing less, nothing more
12:20 you actually hit the nail right on the head with that take. Women dress up and look nice primarily for other women to see, and the same goes for men who work out all the time. They're doing it for the other men who will see them.
Women know this, men don't.
They gei
I think it mostly has to do with feeling good about you. I like to do my hair and makeup because I like feeling pretty. I think I look fine without it so I can’t say I do it for other people that much. Maybe 30% for others, 70% for me
Men don’t do it for other men 😂
Um I dress up for my SELF lmao why would I care if other women like how I look?
This shows how small the world is. I am related through marriage to one of the presenters of alpha con. Trust me when I say his life is not as amazing as he would want it to look like.
He’s cheated on his wife multiple times and often runs away from family issues.
Just shows money alone is not true wealth and that there is more than just making millions to have a truly wealthy life.
You have confirmed what we all knew. Well done on not marrying the wrong family member... What does your hubby think of this relative? 🚩🚩🚩
I had a cousin the same way! He always bragged about being a Marine (he was in for three months before he went AWOL and got kicked out), that he was financially independent (he called my aunt all the time crying, and begging for money to pay for his Dodge Ram truck), and that his wife and children respected him and his authority (in fact she left him for a better man, who respected her and her kids back). The type to brag about all the girls he "bagged" (who tended to be insecure 23 year olds he picked up in bars, that made him LEGIT cry on the phone when they found out he was a doofus and stopped talking to him). He even had the sunglasses 🤣 True alpha right there, everyone!
@kiwi Oh wow. With that attitude please stay single. Or... You could grow up.
@@elenawilliams32 basically what the video says. 😆
Oooh spill that Tea girl!
The man who came up with the term "alpha male" was researching/studying wolf packs. He found his own findings to be false after publishing them and has regretted it ever since because of how men ran with it. I can't remember his name but remember reading about it
John Oliver has a video called Sponsored Content and it talks about paying to have a news segment and then using that footage to claim credibility. There's usually a disclaimer at the end, but it lasts one second. I really think it should be made more obvious, but I'm sure plenty of people would fight against that, especially if the current system works in their favor.
Great video! I'm glad you covered this!
"I'm hip and cool"
Such a dad thing to say 😂
I’m super into power lifting for the last 2 years and literally not a single woman has ever come up to me to say anything about my body in my life
Literally the only time I would comment on a guys body is if I’m actively sleeping with them. I’m sure women notice your physique but women don’t say shit like “ooh nice bod” to dudes.
@@maggiee639 the idea I was getting at, I think, was what you said. Women usually don’t seem to creep around men the same way
Powerlifting doesn’t get you a good body tho. Your thinking of “bodybuilding”.
@@maggiee639 yea it’s only men that look at bodies or appearances. Women usually don’t notice or care
@@kennypowers1945 no I meant power lifting. I went from childhood obesity to average build adult with basic cardio and hobby power lifting
I freaking love Gunnar TV. He’s one of my favorite channels, I’ve been watching him forever. He definitely deserves more followers though. All of his videos are good. He also live streams. You know those videos where you can’t figure out if the person is being satirical, or if it’s real? Well he does this series on live stream where he looks into viral videos, and tries to figure that out. It’s really really funny, and I highly recommend watching any of his content 🖤
Buff's cackle in this video is my favourite 😂
lmao he said "your beta parents gave you a middle name like Elizabeth or Michael" and those are literally mine and my brother's middle names. I've been damned to a Beta existence
Oh no 😂😂😂
Alpha Con seems like the sort of thing that would cancel the event then not refund the tickets of the 5 people that bought them.
Like an independent wrestling event...
Thanks for posting this. I have to admit I struggle with confidence sometimes but I really like Ken’s explanation of what he thinks a true😊 man
I swear these two guys have me crackin up! 😂 I love the dynamic
Yeahhh, I don’t recommend dating these "alpha male" types. They're pretty toxic as they only think about themselves and they don't love their significat others at all + they always have side chicks or they're constantly looking for a replacement (or they already have few ready). Those relationships aren’t going to be fun. I had this experience myself and I say women should definitely stay away from these types.
💯🙌🙏 ammmmmmmeeeennnn!!!
The more I see internet dad's get upset over this stuff it does actually seem to help. Thanks for spreading the "No, this is bad." Message :3
As a woman, these types of males are the ones I avoid like a plague. I know I’m not the only one, either. Kind of weird that these “alphas” repel most women.
Awwe good on Gunner he’s dear hear! It’s so fabulous having the boys roast him a bit he’s a good sport and I admire that ! Great show !
Seriously my ex would always talk about how he owned people and how psychotic he was and how he runs shit. Every time he talked my skin would crawl. I’d much rather have a man like Dane.
so you could abuse him?
@@tumado7304Bad bait.
Doesn't mean he wants you
Lotta butthurt aLpHaZ in these replies lol
These "alpha cons" and the internet version of an "alpha male" always make me so mad coz it's completely different of what I was taught growing up 🤣
For me, Alpha males are protectors, in control of themselves, and helpers. Also known as being a good dad or a good man.
Yes, provision and protection were the traditional male roles, that's what it used to mean to be a man. Seems like the internet has twisted the concept a bit
An alpha male won't need to constantly say they're alpha 😂
Ugh Alpha Male is a concept that just needs to disappear altogether. You just KNOW that dudes who speak like that are secretly furries who pretend they're some cool lone wolf or whatever. It's just such a weird expression.
You don’t have to be a dad to be a good man
If you think about it alpha males haven’t changed. It’s the ones “portraying” alpha males that’s changed. Kids grew up and became their hero’s 🤫
Generation has shifted we’re just witnessing it (we’re the grandparents 😅 “back in my day/when we were kids”)
I’ve been binging this entire channel for the past few days and I gotta say. Ken and Dane are super wholesome and fun to listen to. THIS is what people mean when they say boys will be boys, not weird alphas 😂😂
Charles comes from the Germanic word ceorl, meaning "free man". The name has been popular throughout history and a number of Kings have been called Charles. There are also many variants of the name, including Carl, Carlos, Carol and Charlotte that sound very Alpha to me CinnamonToastKen.
It’s always nice having Ken and Dane Treebark as a duo
Gunnar is giving the advice these kind of men actually need.. FOR FREE
This vid keeps getting recommended to me and im watching it everytime. Its so good. Easily my fav
I know a true alpha male like you said Ken, he’s one of my best friends. He’s polite humble knows his standings and insanely put together. Needs nothing from no one. Knowing a true alpha male puts all these try hards in a gross lense.
I'm so happy ya'll are watching Gunnar!! he makes great content and is still criminally underrated.
thanks for bringing me my daily drop of serotonin as always ❤
I was just thinking of it's not easy to be a dinosaur if you know what that is then I seen your screen name and I was like waoh a t rex🦖
@Patrick39 greatest legal mind i ever knew
@Patrick39 cringe
Criminally yeh?
3:29 rip to all the Aarons that are permanently known as A.A. Ron now
Hilarious! Gonna check out Gunnar's channel ❤️
He has a new subscriber now! This guy is hilarious and radiates true "alpha" energy, and by that I mean what I personally like. He's funny (and I love sarcastic humor), smart (naturally but also purposefully informed), talented, confident (not cocky), makes intelligent commentary, doesn't take himself seriously, and most importantly, he seems like he would be a respectful partner who knows how to nurture a healthy relationship.
Give gunner, ken, and buff an "alpha" platform that is actually a "how to be a decent human being and attract ppl to you because ppl like you as a person" channel.
Big Ed has to be the cofounder of all Alpha Cons/Organizations
As a Canadian, I genuinely loved the shocked confusion from the guys over the idea that Canadians would play sports outside of hockey.
Yeah we do curling too.
3:28 I was literally sipping my drink when you made the A-Aron reference... Needless to say I had to pause the video and clean up some milk lmao
The ONLY alpha male I ever knew in my life was my dad.. he was a carpenter, he built houses to support our family, he owned his own business, and he only hired employees who needed help out of a bad situation.. I couldn’t tell you how many people he helped who suffered from addiction and just needed help getting back in their feet.. he would take them under his wing and help them stay clean and sober.. he would get up before the sun was up to get ready for work and he would work until the sun went down and come home to play with us and care for us.. he was the best man I ever knew.. he always helped people.. in 1992, when I was 12, we were on our way to spend the night at my grandparents house, and my dad pulled over to help someone who had just had a wreck, and as he ran across the bridge to go help them, he got hit by a speeding 18-wheeler.. he survived, but was paralyzed from the chest down from that day until he passed away on 2009… I miss him so very much.. he truly is the only alpha male I’ve ever known..
This is prime "You Cringe You Drink" content. Everything that comes out of these dudebros' mouths...
People would die of alcohol poisoning if they drank everytime they cringed lol
Facts i
Am on Reddit like daily
And it’s like crickets in there
@@savagesfortruth never been on Reddit before lol
Guys, the real Alpha is CinnamonToastKen. He is everything that women like in a guy: confident, nice, intelligent, open minded, funny and lastly a dude you can have a beer with. His wife and kids are lucky to have him.
Very true 💯💯
he is not actually. he is a soyboy. but we still like him.
Im having a bad case of diarrhea while watching this. One time Ken says "Alpha" during the guys intro, I literally shat. I'm not ashamed. I'm alpha 🤡
Aw I'm so glad that Gunnar got this exposure he's hilarious and deserves it so much. Also I adore my fiancé. I think he's quite attractive but no matter what, no adult woman wants to "do it in the car" after dinner. Teenagers do it in cars because they cant at home the minute a woman has a house as an option, she's not doing it in a car. That's a guy who was a dweeb in highschool who never got to experience that. So he's literally using these videos to like roleplay fantasize. My curiosity is what does his wife think about him talking about her like this? Not that she'd have an option to speak up in that dynamic. Or another thing I wondered as fake as these men are, is he actually married or is that a model he pays?
My husband always said to be an alpha you need to be able to provide , and protect those who can't protect themselves. Like on American sniper , there's the sheep, the sheep dog and the wolf. Alphas are the sheep dog.
So what about the sheep herder?
@Potato Joe ok.
Exactly. Alphas are meant to provide and protect the weak etc
Guarantee none of these self proclaimed "alphas" are interested in doing any of that, only having their own egos stroked by proclaiming themselves as such.
@Follow the howl They do though? It's a concept that's been around for longer than humans have.
@Someones Surlyuncle well my husband stepped in a robbery and the guy who stole almost stabbed a women. But he stepped in. Stopped the guy but ended up being stabbed 2 cm from his heart. I see that as pretty alpha considering thw women may not have made it if he minded his own business.
"my wife always craves me" I wanna puke
Which means she doesn’t lol. Most wives don’t crave their husbands so that’s cringe 🤣
This content is the best! long time i hade this fun :D
I used to take cold showers in high school to wake me up in the morning because my insomnia was a killer but I love nice hot showers. I also had to turn the water warm to actually wash otherwise it was like moving your hand on plastic. I've tried a cold shower recently to wake me up and I almost fell. To each their own but if you actually enjoy cold showers, something might be up lol
I want to actually know the steps they recommend for getting the wife back in the bedroom 😂 I’m curious what the alphas got to say 😂
Step one: put on that axe cologne she says she hates but you think smells AMAZING
Well being that these as/shats are part of the small percentage that MOST women seek out in a male partner, just to be used and treated like dog shit that then complain about the SMALL pool of men they seek out, I’d say they don’t have an issue with that.
Just look at Fresh and Fit.
MOST men are involuntary celibate whereas MOST women almost immediately have sexual access at their fingertips yet seek out a small pool of community peen that they turn and complain about when they can’t “change” the person connected to the community peen.
@@beanybabyrabie yeahhhhh the women you are describing are also a small amount so ….. most women now a days want emotionally mature men.
Step two: attach a leash to her neck and say "sit girl sit, good girl"
They don't, these "Alpha males" are subscribed to everyone's onlyfans and spend their time watching cam models. My ex was a self proclaimed ince- I mean alpha male
Any guy that uses the term "alpha male" just know that any non-pick me woman is either laughing her ass off at you or recoiling in disgust. A confident man doesn't have to scream how alpha he is lol, he exudes it. It's a quiet confidence because he doesn't feel tge need to prove it
Sure, lighthouses shine... but they mostly do so in order to warn ships away from dangerous shallows and rocky shorelines
I love you guys most for this.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
I sneak corn dogs into the cookie display at Subway.
Hear* me out here: what if you only sneak the corn dogs onto your own plate so that other customers start searching for them at the buffet that doesn't sell them.
Why does this read like an Edgar Allan Poe story 😭
Thanks Dr. Ryan
😂😂🤣🤣 you’re cold, I get the jokes…..everyone who wants them would be wondering what table their at or did they miss them n are they gonna come out again especially based on the type of food the place might serve
As a certified professional dog trainer - thank you for bringing attention to the debunking of Alpha theory in canids. Like seriously, thank you.
I ran through so many of these guys when I dated sports therapy ladies in college. Some just could not comprehend why women would ever date a man with smaller muscles. It was hilarious.
I can’t stop coming back here 😂
Keep it up, Ken and Dane!
I went to elementary through high school with Nick Santonastasso. He was a year younger than me and I didn’t know him well. He played drums and actually entered in the school’s wrestling team all throughout high school. A shame he was involved in this alpha crap, he was a sweet kid.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate ken and Danes fantastic dad beards 💚🖤💚
Your logic is why i subscribe and always watch your videos
The Gruffalo ken is endearing :) Love the vids wild man!
Ken should start the DADBODACON. Charge a few bucks to have a met up to tell people how and where you get the dad bod along with a live reaction with buff just for alpha shyts and giggles.
"Gotta get my wife back in the bedroom" as if the Woman been sleeping outside for months lmao
The letter you mentioned getting the mail…my ex husband got taken by one of those scams. He never told me how much he lost in total but he’d mailed them like four different checks and “the book” and his special member ID for this secret society never came, just more letters 🤦♀️🤷♀️
17:36 🤣🤣🤣
(Had to comment this timestamp so I can laugh away my depression for a while)