You know that it's not hard to move a car?.. You could drive to somewhere with enough space and then continue to Film it doing a real launch@@dirtybacon93
Don't matter about the "limp" launch. It's like the OG commercial used to say: I DON'T HAVE GO FROM 0 to 100 MPH in 1.78 seconds!!! BUT ITS JUST KNOW I COULD. or...you got a BILLION DOLLARS in your bank account. You don't have to buy the fanciest stuff you see. Houses, Cars, Travel. But just knowing you could!!
Not to sound kenyan or anything but what size of engine 4 cylinder would I need to use a generator remove a third of the batteries look for some stupid high capacitors 😂
To be fair, if he used the full potential of the vehicle, he would have gone off the track in literally less than 2 seconds. If it were an airfield, I'd agree with the comments.
@@averyparticularsetofskills my dumbass read that wrong and thought you said, “have you tried to pedal, right?” maybe adding pedal assistance would improve the acceleration. Mind you, getting out and pushing would be an incredible improvement too.
Nah, some of those old cars with minor tuning were actually quick. They tipped out early but the top 1/4 mile times back then were still pretty impressive.
The whole thing looks suspect. Like a fake plastic representation of what they want to make eventually, and maybe thats why he did such a slow pull. Just now wondering about that mirror. If it was so fast you do not want massive mirrors poking out that that it is horrible aerodynamics isnt it?
That is because that is all EV cars can offer "speed." No passion, style, heritage or cornering. Nobody is buying EV's to go for a spirited drive around the cannons.
"Aspark Owl EV Broke Two Electric Car World RecordsIt covered an eighth of a mile at an average speed of 192.03mph. Similarly, it blitzed through the quarter mile at an average of 198.12mph. That makes it the fastest-ever recorded average speed for an EV over the eighth and quarter mile." - it's fast but Blondie channel is a joke
I saw it going downhill quickly when he said "very aggressive". Also notes that the Italian leather seats are bolted directly to the... wait... as opposed to all other vehicle seats that are stuck down with chewing gum? WTF?
@@nickadamson6053 🤣 This channel is a big Tom foolery. I don't see any significant information from SB reviews. These people don't know much about the car cultures either.
Holy crap- your RIGHT ! I hadn't figured that yet... if I ever would have... THAT REMINDED ME OF THE "BUCK RODGERS" 😢 I used to watch that BECAUSE I LIKED THE LADY IN HER TIGHT JUMPSUIT! And also that show " V " - and I saw an interview with some people that supposedly were involved in a cover up so, long story short- IF THEY WERE LEGIT, THAT SHOW " V " IS REALITY ( excepting them hanging about in the open. 1 part tells about a craft sucking up a little pond in the mountains and then shooting some energy type weapon at the 2 guys watching in the forest! 😂 ) - that craziness better be fake...
Don't think it was an actual launch, one can see it's a separate shot n the track was small n very near to a curve, even if it launched he needs to be a pro driver/racer to not run offcourse into the grass out there, so yes my conclusion is that was not a launch n that track wasn't big enough to properly test it. Also I think the last part was intentional to get more views n cause viewers engagement giving exposure to the channel. 😉
@@isthisevenaname if you had common sense, you'd have realized I was mocking your hyperbolic statement because it's the same statement man-children have been making about electric cars for years 😊.
"fastest accelerating car in the world, and I'm gonna launch it".... proceeds to "launch" like grandma in her volvo 240 wagon
😂😂😂😂😂
Fully electric? Lame….
Yeah because sending it full speed into a corner is a brilliant idea 😂😂
You know that it's not hard to move a car?.. You could drive to somewhere with enough space and then continue to Film it doing a real launch@@dirtybacon93
@@dirtybacon93the fact that people don't understand that concept is wild. We are being pummeled by morons.
That launch was pathetic!
Yes doesn’t look like it is the fastest
Frrr
looks worse than my 2014 abused corolla
I got a faster 100 foot time in my 94 Integra
Hes not about to run himself of the little track, dumbasses 😂
Bruh.. That launch looked like it was in limp mode 😂
That launch made me limp 😂😂
Bruh
Don't matter about the "limp" launch.
It's like the OG commercial used to say:
I DON'T HAVE GO FROM 0 to 100 MPH in 1.78 seconds!!! BUT ITS JUST KNOW I COULD.
or...you got a BILLION DOLLARS in your
bank account. You don't have to buy the fanciest stuff you see. Houses, Cars, Travel.
But just knowing you could!!
Damn 😅😂
Not to sound kenyan or anything but what size of engine 4 cylinder would I need to use a generator remove a third of the batteries look for some stupid high capacitors 😂
A guy towing his boat beats you to 60....
Fax ☠️
😂😂😂😂
Launch ❌
Pull away normally ✅
YOU are wrong it's not that visible from the camera
To: -> "Set/send car into motion.
Or: -> "To drive away"
Or: -> "to pull away" Are also too -> *EXCEPTABL*!!!
OWL: 🦉???!!! 😖😳🥴🫢 = 🤔!!!
*What a -> ""TERRIBLE TERRIBLE"" insult to the BIRD* -> OWL🦉!!!
@@JackThomas-pi6rk you a schizo or something?
I think if he really launched it it would’ve flew off the road lol
0-20 mph in 5.364 seconds wow
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bad for advertising, yes. Pockets are still together though (didn’t break anything)
I Bet Katt Williams will Out Run That Car!🤦♀️ After All The Hype!
Don't asum watch search analise he's oveausly not full sending it
HILARIOUS!!!
Him: “And I’m gonna launch it”.
The launch: 🐌
The Jetsons car launched faster!! 😂
😂😂😂
I'm gonna launch it
Casually drives off at an average pace of a Honda pilot after the light turns green
"And I'm gonna launch it"
Takes foot off brake and lets it coast to speed
😭
I think he was scared
😂
😂
Aspark was not letting him launch that…lol
Ngl that launch screwed up your video
Yes
what the sound is sick actually
He’s not insured to launch it
1kth like of agreement
Lost me when he said “fully electric” 😂
That sounded EXACTLY like my power wheels jeep I had when I was a kid 😂.
And it launched just as fast......😂😂😂😂😂
Very underrated comment 😂😂😂
@@sergioromero9932😂😂
Yeah that electric motor had serious lash noise, it would burn up if it went 100.
Bro did not do this car justice with that “launch” 💀
"I'm gonna launch it!"
*Attains golf cart speeds in under 3 seconds*
stop insulting golf carts
Golf carts are goated
And that wimpy whining.
@@hyacinthbucket3803 yeah like those children's battery cars
Golf cart would blow the paint off that pile of money.
That launch looks slower than a prius.
He off top speed mode
😂😂😂
@@Grimreaper-g2iI bet he wasn’t even half throttle
It's eh....an optical illusion haha * nervous laughter* 😅
you mean tesla is faster?
Bro said “I’m gonna launch it” and proceeded to ease into the pedal 😂
Launched it like someone who buys an electric car to save the planet
"I'm gonna launch it."
Slowly pulls away
It must’ve been in “toddler” mode.
I was hoping to see JPL rocket acceleration but at least I got to literally laugh out loud
Was that you in the video doing the narration???
Captain slow behind the wheel
I see what you did there!!!😂😂😂
James may would have floored it lol.
@@ooferrellfr
more like Captain backwards
@@ooferrell POWER!!!
They keep making these cars faster and faster, but yet the speed limit still the same 😂
To be fair, if he used the full potential of the vehicle, he would have gone off the track in literally less than 2 seconds. If it were an airfield, I'd agree with the comments.
Bro *launched* his car review career into the river with that one
😂😂
😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂
you could drive in reverse and nobody would notice
Bruh thought I was the only one who thought the back looks like the front
I bet that that’s the fastest he’s ever “launched” a car, probably darn near gave him a heart attack from the raw adrenaline.
I’m glad the seats are bolted to the chassis. That’s a key feature I look for when buying a car
"I'm gonna launch it!" 28 seconds later he's at 62 mph.
😂😂😂😂💯
@@pepwaverley2185Oh Man, That was good!
I've seen fully loaded supermarket shopping carts launch better then that. Have you tried charging it ?
😂😂🤣🤣
Have you tried the pedal on the right??
@@averyparticularsetofskills my dumbass read that wrong and thought you said, “have you tried to pedal, right?” maybe adding pedal assistance would improve the acceleration. Mind you, getting out and pushing would be an incredible improvement too.
@@Scouse_Wayne👍😅
He's obviously afraid to press the pedal to the bottom
Probably the Tesla roadster would beat that on acceleration 💀💀
We got the real life equivalent of the cheetah before gta 6💀
"And I'm gonna launch it"
Launching: The sound of 1000 roombas gets you to 25mph
Yooooooo😂💀
"And im gonna launch it" 0 - 100 1.78s but accelerates like a Prius
kilometers, not miles. I think...
@@AMV12SThat would still be slow
@@kellyaustin7487not really that’s fast, but that launch was pathetic
McMurtry 1.55s
@@kellyaustin7487no it wouldn’t.
It has the eyes of an owl.
The eyes are an owl
"and I'm gonna launch it"
Goes as slowly as possible
"Yeah"
"I'm going to launch it."
*puts car in neutral and let's it roll down hill*
😂😂😂
Please do !
😂
"And I'm gonna launch it...Yabba dabba doo!"
😂 might as well be pedaling his ass.
😂 it was a gay ole time alright.
😂
😂
😂😂😂
Fastest accelerating car... It's fully electric. That makes sense.
Bro u made it look like it’s slower than a model 3 💀
"Im going to launch it". casually goes 25kmh
Im gonna launch it.
Senior citizen passes it in wheelchair
😂😂🤣
😂😂😂
@@arachniawebz6176 source of that pfp?
One of the best comments Ever!
Now can we see it set off with this mind blistering speed it sounded like a go-kart.
Bro that was the slowest launch of my life…. I swear I’ve seen a Prius launch faster than that😂
if i pull out like u launched the car id be paying 10 child support
Thanks for using the world's slowest car review guy to launch the "world's fastest accelerating production car on the planet"!!!
Bro accelerated so fast it left his nuts at the start. That launch was ass my guy
Bro that's crazy to go that fast in short time only thing I can think about is running from the police with this 🤣
I reckon my 1972 Kombi could keep up with that thing off the line😂
That launch was about as fast as a Jazzy Electric Wheelchair. 😂
Back up Terry!
Or a Rascal Scooter 😂
The sound it makes!! lol. It sounds like an elevator.
you must ride broken elevators then
@@nundyjwa5356 lol!! There is a hum that sounds like a fast elevator in a high rise. I am partial to the sound of my past corvette though.
Ya it sounds like a toy
It's also as fast as an elevator
@@darlenemc3586is it OK if I start playing elevator music over the intercom?
“I’m gonna launch it” - proceeds to accelerate like a Prius.
“Fastest accelerating car in the world”
Sounds like a freaking vacuum cleaner and only goes 0-25 in 5 seconds.
I’m gonna launch it, proceeds to engage “James May” mode
😂😂😂😂
James may has technically gone the fastest without crashing ironically when he tested the veyron😅
Saw the slowest launch of all time. Went straight for the comment section
Yes!!! Me too!!! Ha!!! "Fastest accelerating production car on the planet"....😢😆🤣
“I’m gonna launch it” then bro rolls out like a new Prius owner.
Imagine seeing a car completely stationary, you look back after just 2 seconds and it's completely gone.😅 just like your hearing after it passes you
I indeed have to imagine because based on the video and audio in this clip, this car aint it.
Don't know what made more noise, the eletric motors or the mirrors vibrating so bad when the door shut.
I noticed that too! It was flopping all around.
@@Bwekfest yeah hate to see how bad it moves at high speeds. Prob can't even use it while driving because of bad vibrations.
Lmao
Finally a RC car that fits a tiny sized human passenger.
Rear looks like a GT-40: "Very futuristic."
That launch wasn't the launch we expected, but it was the launch we didn't want.
That launch was amazing!! If it was done in 1955.
I'm going to disagree, a 55 Chev would have smoked him. lol
1855.
@@Tileman69facts
Nah, some of those old cars with minor tuning were actually quick. They tipped out early but the top 1/4 mile times back then were still pretty impressive.
@@user-rw4bn5it7m thx for the clarification
Listen to the “yeah” he knew that acceleration was weak
I love your profile picture, brethren! All praise to the most high, the creator, the one true living God, YAHUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@steevehoyoufat9155 That's Yakub
That launch was so bad it made the challenger launch look good
The doors actually closes pretty fast not like the other slow close door cars 💯
"and I'm gonna launch it"
Launches it with the brake pedal
the way that side mirror bounced when closing the door tells me this thing wouldn't even be able to do 60 without breaking something
Good eye!
😅 that's a feature. Side mirrors are full of spikes, designed to trip up the Mach 5.
Yeah; this is a mechanical nightmare. I wouldn’t want this even if it was a gift. 🎁
Just give me a Toyota; that’s good enough for me
That spoiler movement already looks dodgy.
The whole thing looks suspect. Like a fake plastic representation of what they want to make eventually, and maybe thats why he did such a slow pull. Just now wondering about that mirror. If it was so fast you do not want massive mirrors poking out that that it is horrible aerodynamics isnt it?
This comment section has more professional drivers than Formula 1
YOU DID THAT CAR DIRTY!!!
That shit sounds like it’s about to teleport 😂
In mortal kombat teleporting is fastet
The mirror was shaking when the door was closed 😂
The driver's side even rattled. Lol They're definitely gonna move around at speed.
That's good actually
Carbon fiber ? 🤷🏻♂️
@@GewelRealwhy
@@mikehawk4455If you dont allow things to vibrate they break. That is why bridges are required to allow vibration, or they tear apart.
Very honest video. Bro didnt use post production to speed up his Launch 😂
Doug Demuro brought me here and I wasn’t disappointed 😂
"and I'm gonna launch it"
transforms to a yacht that slowly pulls away from the pier
Sail boat mode
"And im gonna launch it"
:🚶
That launch was criminal!
Your getting a ticket just for sitting still . Looks like its Always Speeding !! 😊👍👍
Every new EV supercar be claiming the new "world's fastest acceleration production car" ...?
*_Koenigsegg : "hold my family hypercar"_* 😐
Tesla
@@JpplMedia What about them?
@@JpplMediateslas are slow compared to high price electric cars
That is because that is all EV cars can offer "speed." No passion, style, heritage or cornering. Nobody is buying EV's to go for a spirited drive around the cannons.
"Aspark Owl EV Broke Two Electric Car World RecordsIt covered an eighth of a mile at an average speed of 192.03mph. Similarly, it blitzed through the quarter mile at an average of 198.12mph. That makes it the fastest-ever recorded average speed for an EV over the eighth and quarter mile." - it's fast but Blondie channel is a joke
“Fully electric” and everyone stops caring
The ancient forgotten past called, they wanted their car opinions back.
@@TheSaltyAdmiral it’s a fact not an opinion, it looked so intriguing and then finding out its just an overpriced kids toy.
Take a look at the rest of the comments, everyone feels the same way obviously
@@jaybee6477 lmfao as if combustion some how makes a car not a "kids toy". grow up clown
@@jaybee6477cant wait for it to blow up or need a 60K battery in 5 years, or do 3 launches and need to charge for 8 hours
The pop up electrical port cover just screams quality.. Like my '72 Chevy vega's ashtray..
You can get 90% of that performance without laying on the ground. The all electric part just kills me. What are we even doing here.
1.78? Bro it looked like a Honda Civic can beat that to 100 kmh
better be satire
A Honda civic would definitely take this car any day
@@jaybee6477 you replying to me
The “Driving Miss Daisy” speed launch 😂
Cant wait for Hammond taking it for a ride
That launch was slower than my aunt’s 2005 Toyota Yaris 💀
“The rear width…”
*shows the bumper’s height* 🙄
Dude is a complete moron.
😂😂😂
I saw it going downhill quickly when he said "very aggressive". Also notes that the Italian leather seats are bolted directly to the... wait... as opposed to all other vehicle seats that are stuck down with chewing gum? WTF?
@@nickadamson6053 🤣 This channel is a big Tom foolery. I don't see any significant information from SB reviews. These people don't know much about the car cultures either.
I knew if I checked that someone else would've already pointed this out.
Im gonna launch it….
Proceeds to do the slowest 0-30mph ever seen on YT
My 1983 Corolla launches faster than that Lmao
"And now, im going to launch it...in Valet-mode"
I love how the mirror wiggles when closing the door
When my kid was little, he had a Power Wheels truck. I think the launch speed was equal or better. And it sounded about the same.
Yoooo its does sound like a power wheels! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
It's ironic how modern Ev's sound exactly like the futuristic cars in movies from the 80s and 90s.
Launch sounds like demolition man from the 1990s
@@erikyoshi5549 exactly the movie I was thinking of!
Holy crap- your RIGHT !
I hadn't figured that yet... if
I ever would have... THAT REMINDED ME OF THE
"BUCK RODGERS" 😢 I used to watch that BECAUSE I LIKED THE LADY IN HER TIGHT JUMPSUIT! And also that show " V " - and I saw an interview with some people that supposedly were involved in a cover up so, long story short- IF THEY WERE LEGIT, THAT SHOW
" V " IS REALITY ( excepting them hanging about in the open. 1 part tells about a craft sucking up a little pond in the mountains and then shooting some energy type weapon at the 2 guys watching in the forest! 😂 )
- that craziness better be fake...
It sounded like the Milkmans electric milk float back in the 80's. Brings back memories 😌
Who’s winning in a drag race:
Worlds Fastest Car with that driver: ❌
1974 Beetle: ✅
If that was an actual launch, someone lied to this poor man about the 0-100 time.
Don't think it was an actual launch, one can see it's a separate shot n the track was small n very near to a curve, even if it launched he needs to be a pro driver/racer to not run offcourse into the grass out there, so yes my conclusion is that was not a launch n that track wasn't big enough to properly test it. Also I think the last part was intentional to get more views n cause viewers engagement giving exposure to the channel. 😉
@@abhijithkg1467 Then he probably shouldn't speak into the mic that he's launching it.
As soon as I heard the two words "fully electric" i felt like jumping of a cliff
Did you?
What stopped you?
Oh, was because it's really not that serious, and you're being a dramatic man-child?
@@kiaracuffie7241 If you had common sense, you would know that i had hyperbolised my statement
@@isthisevenaname if you had common sense, you'd have realized I was mocking your hyperbolic statement because it's the same statement man-children have been making about electric cars for years 😊.
@@kiaracuffie7241 then find me a video with a comment that has the same idea of what i had said.
The launch was Incredible!!! Close to my diesel jetta.
Those brushless electric motors have one tasty sound. Kind'a like a transformer batmobile...
Homie scared to do a full launch in that owl. 🤣🤣🤣 Send that shit!
Sounds like a big ahh RC car😂😂
I like the sound of the car when they start it ! ❤
This guy seems more like a fashion guy than a car guy.
Somebody please fire this dude for disrespecting this car with the world's most pathetic launch!!!
That dimension is called height, not width
That was some crazy launch! My Kia is similar....
"it's electric"
From car to tampon dispenser in under 2 seconds.