How I Became An International Cocaine Trafficker

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
  • Meet Posh Pete, an international cocaine smuggler from leafy Gloucestershire, England,
    Pieter Tritton became an unlikely international drug kingpin until his arrest in Ecuador in 2005. He spent 9 years in some of the most dangerous prisons in South American before being released in 2015. He was nicknamed 'Posh Pete' by his underworld colleagues because of his incongruous appearance and accent.
    We spoke to Pete about what it was like in one of the world's scariest prisons, how he became a drug trafficker, and what his life is like now.
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  • @jamesprove4627
    @jamesprove4627 5 лет назад +12104

    He looks like he tested every batch

  • @tomscotland688
    @tomscotland688 5 лет назад +5509

    Fair play to Peter Crouch for picking himself back up and lacing his boots again ⚽️🥅

  • @musicneutral233
    @musicneutral233 3 года назад +575

    He's incredibly cool and collected. I love how he talks about "negotiating with the FARC and blowing the prison wall with grenades" like it's just another dull day at the office.

    • @mahmoudyahya1738
      @mahmoudyahya1738 3 года назад +17

      if you have a lot of correctly held money waiting out , still have many years of jail time left , while having some connections with dangerous organized criminals like the kinds of connections you can make in jail , at that time , these sort of ideas become optional and some what possible depending on the police strength and control in that country.

    • @jake6699
      @jake6699 2 месяца назад

      l

  • @MrCasualMMANEWS
    @MrCasualMMANEWS 4 года назад +507

    "i just figured I might as well just start running it" i love his simple answers and you can tell by his face and his eyes that's he's being 100% serious, but he is so nonchalant about it, crazy...

    • @RyanQuinlan420
      @RyanQuinlan420 2 года назад +4

      thats how you knows hes an Alpha male.

  • @TommyEllisSmith
    @TommyEllisSmith 5 лет назад +7520

    This would be a sick Netflix series - just call it Posh Pete

  • @someonedifferent4116
    @someonedifferent4116 5 лет назад +2692

    The fact posh Pete can talk so calmly about trafficking and being sent to a violent prison. Is about how normal we talk about sports. Unreal.

    • @christophersurnname9967
      @christophersurnname9967 5 лет назад +56

      He’s a boss

    • @tanguylaloy8155
      @tanguylaloy8155 5 лет назад +102

      When an experience is really traumatic people tend to put emotionnal barriers up. That s why a lot of rape victims are not believed when they come to the police because it looks like they are lying

    • @mkz2386
      @mkz2386 4 года назад +26

      Tanguy Laloy nah it's just cus they are lol

    • @Interwurlitzer
      @Interwurlitzer 4 года назад

      PSH

    • @shko-mi
      @shko-mi 3 года назад +44

      You need a bit of sociopathic traits to be a high-level criminal, so being calm under stress comes naturally.

  • @bartmitchell56
    @bartmitchell56 3 года назад +206

    I love how criminals get released and they decide they are going to make a career out of being an ex criminal

    • @deus_ex_machina_
      @deus_ex_machina_ 2 года назад +47

      They often can't get a job any other way, people would pay to listen to his story, so it's not hard to see why.

    • @antoinesilva1527
      @antoinesilva1527 Год назад +4

      Sometimes, they were just invited and thought “well this is quite interesting”. It’s not like this guy is starving, he’s now a cocoa businessman, but I imagine the added income must be nice.

    • @lodersracing
      @lodersracing 8 месяцев назад

      I know, right. It's like a career pathway.

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 4 месяца назад

      @@lodersracing9999% of criminals can’t do this, this guy was going to succeed at whatever he chose he just put his time into drugs and now with that same brain and determination he looked around reaccessed his life and took action on what he deemed to be the most lucrative path
      10 years prior that exact same thought experiment leads to calling his cocaine dealer
      IMO I havnt heard it yet but the biggest question people aren’t asking is
      “We’re you an addict to any of these drugs during this time”
      Cause that would make a big difference

  • @sumguy540
    @sumguy540 4 года назад +704

    If Luka Modric and Peter Crouch had a son...

  • @KellySmunt303
    @KellySmunt303 5 лет назад +4743

    Looks like tony hawk been hittin the pipe.

    • @fj2204
      @fj2204 5 лет назад +23

      😂😂😂

    • @Jesse-zj1zb
      @Jesse-zj1zb 5 лет назад +2

      Marvin Merchants lmfao

    • @sirshmiggins2786
      @sirshmiggins2786 5 лет назад +102

      Don't you mean the "half pipe"?

    • @KellySmunt303
      @KellySmunt303 5 лет назад +11

      @@sirshmiggins2786 aaaaww shhhhiiit 🔥🔥

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 5 лет назад +13

      Chris Higgins ULTRAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOO!!

  • @TheBurningFury
    @TheBurningFury 5 лет назад +3703

    More of these please VICE, this is the correct direction for your videos, interesting stories told by interesting people in a short to the point way.

    • @kipo8454
      @kipo8454 5 лет назад +58

      Nah m8 we need their long real world struggles documentaries again:(

    • @kimwright6292
      @kimwright6292 5 лет назад

      Agreed Colby!

    • @0o0o0o0o00000o0o0o0o
      @0o0o0o0o00000o0o0o0o 5 лет назад +10

      Colby. you white kids with persecution complex whining about how ~PC , sjw~ are oppressing white people neeed to shut the feck up. Vice can do contents on whatever topics you like, you fecktard

    • @jellybeanepicness4029
      @jellybeanepicness4029 5 лет назад +1

      pin gu lol

    • @bertschumacher2097
      @bertschumacher2097 5 лет назад +18

      @@0o0o0o0o00000o0o0o0o You get that mad by a persons opinion?

  • @frankschrodinger1424
    @frankschrodinger1424 5 лет назад +2759

    Coke will always give you the confidence to bust out of prison with a grenade launcher :lol:

    • @jamieandrew8987
      @jamieandrew8987 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣

    • @charleshaney7733
      @charleshaney7733 4 года назад +30

      Coke won't but crystal meth will you feel invincible on that shit. Never did it but one of my homies does that shit every once in a while

    • @jr.rangeeel7624
      @jr.rangeeel7624 4 года назад +31

      @@charleshaney7733 as stupid as it sounds I've tried coke about 20 to 30 times and crystal meth twice in my life. I was just about to respond to this comment. Coke doesn't give you confidence and yes one thing I always tell everyone is that crystal meth makes you feel invincible extremely confident and powerful!

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 4 года назад +14

      @@jr.rangeeel7624 Yikes. You sound like the worst crystal meth advocate haha. And cocaine DOES give you a false sense of confidence, as does meth. But imo, coke>meth lol

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Butters Couldn't think of anything better lmfao.

  • @billstratton7830
    @billstratton7830 3 года назад +88

    Almost had an aneurysm reading those subtitles

  • @johnmcgarvey41
    @johnmcgarvey41 5 лет назад +2625

    He’s doing good now managing England.

    • @andrewbell7579
      @andrewbell7579 4 года назад +43

      @Chris Ayala looks like Gareth Southgate.

    • @euphoria.8437
      @euphoria.8437 4 года назад +4

      Ahahahahahsha

    • @Triillmiixx
      @Triillmiixx 4 года назад +17

      Chris Ayala he said the guy in the video looks like Gareth Southgate u idiot

    • @solomon5ty
      @solomon5ty 4 года назад +17

      Chris Ayala you seem like a pussy and an idiot

    • @adamender9092
      @adamender9092 4 года назад +2

      @Chris Ayala what are you on about

  • @chukwunonsoegbunike4671
    @chukwunonsoegbunike4671 5 лет назад +3524

    Some ppl are just meant to hustle. This man has hustle imprinted in his DNA

    • @davidontiveroz8295
      @davidontiveroz8295 5 лет назад +84

      1 decision leads to another. the distance becomes greater to change your mind.

    • @indoorgrass2537
      @indoorgrass2537 5 лет назад +3

      Wow ok 😂😂😂

    • @user-ts6iz8yk3n
      @user-ts6iz8yk3n 5 лет назад +90

      Maybe to a degree but this guy is definitely talking himself up. All that shit about running his own section of the prison and potentially blowing a hole in the wall to escape, etc, is such bs. To be honest, I reckon he was just used and abused throughout the prison, looks like he might have caught something from his stay too. He looks and sounds incredibly timid, it's hard to imagine anyone listening to him long enough for him to accomplish anything. Then again, I'm just a guy who's probably watched too many movies.

    • @ace50105010
      @ace50105010 4 года назад +118

      His a True G. Not the alpha male type, but the type to pull strings

    • @BlazerDuck07
      @BlazerDuck07 4 года назад +6

      @@user-ts6iz8yk3n this lame is lying out his ass

  • @leonnewell1699
    @leonnewell1699 3 года назад +472

    41 year old jay from the inbetweeners tells us about the time he went to Ecuador

    • @Skankhunt420.
      @Skankhunt420. 3 года назад +10

      We can all go on a mental holiday together. 2 weeks of sun, sea, sex, sand, booze, sex, minge, fanny, and tits, and booze, and sex. Next minute the only shagging he's getting is from his cell buddy

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 3 года назад

      *HIV is a death sentence.*

    • @alexandersakhnenko3150
      @alexandersakhnenko3150 3 года назад

      Nice reference

    • @SuperHarvey98
      @SuperHarvey98 2 года назад

      Naaaah 😂😂😂

    • @heretic5116
      @heretic5116 Год назад

      Finish ya paper round

  • @xenobenoit
    @xenobenoit 4 года назад +923

    The “Don’t get high off your own supply” rule clearly didn’t apply to him

    • @partofthegame2691
      @partofthegame2691 4 года назад +73

      Nah this guy is a posh UK version of montana... And funny thing is he was more real gangster than half of the wannabe one u see

    • @elismaatta
      @elismaatta 4 года назад +92

      @@partofthegame2691 He was 10x more gangsters then the people actually in a gang. Do you understand how much cocaine that is? 5 fucking keys a week.

    • @USER-G291
      @USER-G291 4 года назад +10

      κ λ s enough to keep Alex Jones awake

    • @MeGotNoFeelings
      @MeGotNoFeelings 3 года назад +3

      Notorious BIG

    • @BurtonRdForever
      @BurtonRdForever 3 года назад +22

      Don't believe that dont get high on your own supply bollocks, like this guy says the stress and paranoia of living that life is immense. Threat of getting killed and also facing decades in jail youvwould need to get high!!!

  • @saif7rb71
    @saif7rb71 5 лет назад +1329

    I didn't know that nacho monreal was a drug trafficker

    • @ardynites1733
      @ardynites1733 5 лет назад +42

      I thought the same thing lol like Monreal and Peter Crouch had a baby

    • @ladislavbitala1928
      @ladislavbitala1928 5 лет назад

      Brooo :DDD made my day!

    • @TheLes1039
      @TheLes1039 5 лет назад +1

      William dafoe

    • @ACM-sp1gh
      @ACM-sp1gh 5 лет назад

      Saif 7rb if he had the accent then yeah

    • @MrChinbaca
      @MrChinbaca 5 лет назад +8

      LMAO.. shoutout to my gunners

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +2133

    This guy would make a great movie

    • @yeboi34
      @yeboi34 5 лет назад +16

      -4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction watch Layer Cake, basically the same situations

    • @kilmoturtles1
      @kilmoturtles1 5 лет назад +29

      He should at least be featured on 'Locked Up Abroad'.

    • @boooters
      @boooters 5 лет назад +6

      I didn’t know he was a director also

    • @frannydarko2698
      @frannydarko2698 5 лет назад

      @@boooters I know..Lols

    • @dorobo81
      @dorobo81 5 лет назад +1

      I bet someone is already making it.

  • @sparkle1718
    @sparkle1718 2 года назад +13

    I can’t imagine how calm he is after all he went through

  • @miguelrosado6348
    @miguelrosado6348 3 года назад +122

    "There are people out there that still want to kill me now. That's life." No, it's not. That's your life! 😄

    • @miguelrosado6348
      @miguelrosado6348 3 года назад +1

      @Divine human Being The only thing fake is your ideas and the brain where they come from. I come from a small country, where you can't hide things or bullshit anyone because everyone would know immediately. The pandemic is real. The only thing we don't know with absolute certainty is what measures are efficient to stop the spreading, and what measures are less efficient. But better some measures than no measures.

  • @carlospesqueraalonso4988
    @carlospesqueraalonso4988 5 лет назад +2892

    It's time to hire people who know how to use a green screen effect...

  • @veronicaserrano9777
    @veronicaserrano9777 5 лет назад +5344

    This guy looks like he’s wearing the skin of another guy

    • @ellogabija
      @ellogabija 5 лет назад +80

      Veronica Serrano great. Can’t unsee it now

    • @ilovemeanltty1
      @ilovemeanltty1 5 лет назад +138

      its the drugs

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 лет назад +290

      He was in a South American prison for 9 years. It probably IS another guy's skin.

    • @typicalrockhound9887
      @typicalrockhound9887 5 лет назад +11

      Wtf man. Hahaha

    • @adityas2978
      @adityas2978 5 лет назад +7

      @@Theomite LMAO

  • @thecentralclub
    @thecentralclub 2 года назад +2

    Even more crazy stories from Pete, we've just had him on our show: ruclips.net/video/OrJVMX82lm8/видео.html

  • @lostsoul8476
    @lostsoul8476 3 года назад +2

    Love these kind of interviews 😎

  • @markpointer2967
    @markpointer2967 5 лет назад +1322

    “Then I realised, no one was really bringing any cocaine - GOOD cocaine - into the prison....” Yep, as you do....

    • @gickygackers
      @gickygackers 5 лет назад +17

      Mark Pointer you ever had GOOD cocaine? Lol I think not

    • @heneedsomemilk2877
      @heneedsomemilk2877 4 года назад +19

      Well if you’re a little sophisticated on the subject it’s not that hard to find out if coke is good or not ... I’ve heard

    • @DingDongDaddyFromDumas
      @DingDongDaddyFromDumas 4 года назад +60

      @@heneedsomemilk2877 Yeah its called put it in your nose lol it's a highly advanced chemical technique

    • @xurgian6249
      @xurgian6249 4 года назад +1

      beter lmao facts good coke goes hard

    • @michaelstilger8410
      @michaelstilger8410 3 года назад +5

      Haven’t had any good coke since the late 80’s. The 70% cut trash around these days is embarrassing considering the amount still being smuggled in year after year. Greedy bastards stepping on it until there’s nothing left.

  • @xHowManyTimesx
    @xHowManyTimesx 5 лет назад +250

    small slices of someone's life like this are really fascinating. it's always interesting to hear someone's life's extremity when it sounds impossible to imagine yourself in it. there is no need to judge, just a perfect opportunity to just listen

    • @InsoIence
      @InsoIence 5 лет назад +2

      Delicious comment. Thank you.

    • @RockyTerrintino
      @RockyTerrintino 5 лет назад +7

      So crazy, cool, unbelievable and unique everyone’s life is. If I told someone some of the shit I’ve done in my lifetime they’d look at me and laugh. 🤣 Life is pretty surreal when you get into thinking very, very deeply about certain things and how everything in your life happens for a reason.

    • @twentyfivetolife7976
      @twentyfivetolife7976 5 лет назад +1

      ROCKY what did u do in your life

  • @jayd5715
    @jayd5715 3 года назад +1

    Thank you great toturial

  • @viktorkoromyslichenko3361
    @viktorkoromyslichenko3361 3 года назад

    Great tutorial. Thank you

  • @callumgfroerer2396
    @callumgfroerer2396 5 лет назад +792

    An Englishman ran the coke in an Ecuadorian prison...would love to hear more about that.

    • @lenobueno8694
      @lenobueno8694 5 лет назад +3

      Im Sure there ia a book about him. I read it

    • @vividly94
      @vividly94 5 лет назад +10

      @Justin Eddy What does race/ethnicity have to do with any of this? lmfao

    • @kris6682
      @kris6682 5 лет назад +11

      Vividly maybe an indirect correlation having more to do with culture hard work is def valued more in Mexican culture than in American culture so if you said Mexicans tend to be harder workers your not saying it’s because of the shade of their skin in fact you aren’t stating a causation at all only a correlation you are the one that assumed the causation was ethnicity so maybe your a racist who knows

    • @vividly94
      @vividly94 4 года назад +1

      @@kris6682 I think you should probably learn some more reading comprehension. Its kind of funny how much accusations, assumptions, paranoia, and stupidity from a simple sentence that completely contradicts what you're saying to me right now. LOL

    • @kris6682
      @kris6682 4 года назад

      Vividly maybe I do have a problem with reading comprehension because your comment makes no sense I was just saying he didn’t actually say any of that was because of race he made a statement of correlation and you turned it into causation

  • @proletaire6442
    @proletaire6442 5 лет назад +519

    I'd love to watch a longer interview, he must have some unbelievable stories from those days.

    • @SpamSmiler
      @SpamSmiler 5 лет назад +16

      I'll be surprised if his story is not made into a film.

    • @samishakim
      @samishakim 5 лет назад +8

      his story is a book! which is really good www.amazon.co.uk/El-Infierno-Ecuadors-toughest-prisons/dp/1785035614

    • @samishakim
      @samishakim 5 лет назад

      @@SpamSmiler his story is a book! which is really good www.amazon.co.uk/El-Infierno-Ecuadors-toughest-prisons/dp/1785035614

    • @cr98-
      @cr98- 5 лет назад +5

      prolétaire you should watch the true Geordie podcast with Shaun Attwood. He has some fucking insane stories and is an unbelievable watch/listen

    • @Torsdagskvallsmys
      @Torsdagskvallsmys 2 года назад

      He has written some books

  • @entityknownaszlap7298
    @entityknownaszlap7298 4 года назад +5

    People talk about gangs in other countries like Ecuador but I never knew it could get that bad. Absolutely insane

  • @ianskeeyap6482
    @ianskeeyap6482 2 года назад

    Thanks for amazing story 👍👍👍

  • @tenet-rotas
    @tenet-rotas 5 лет назад +208

    This is the kind of content I want from Vice.

    • @scally881
      @scally881 5 лет назад +1

      0x eax7 definitely 💯

    • @Draz.
      @Draz. 5 лет назад

      More!

  • @patw.6567
    @patw.6567 5 лет назад +1573

    This guy looks like a normal 9-5 guy but looks are deceiving

    • @oshea416
      @oshea416 5 лет назад +13

      You are acc right look like a office guy or something

    • @PabloEscobar-yx8up
      @PabloEscobar-yx8up 5 лет назад +29

      He'd be a good bond villain 😎

    • @navidahmed7889
      @navidahmed7889 5 лет назад +14

      He looks like a typical druggy

    • @ShookOnesTO
      @ShookOnesTO 5 лет назад +1

      ​@Alex Anonym He went to prison for drugs not murder. So settle down tough guy. I don't think this guy has the strength to hold a knife, never mind use it.

    • @luisgarciamejia4366
      @luisgarciamejia4366 5 лет назад +6

      Why? Coz hes white? Lol

  • @ovrnightsuccess
    @ovrnightsuccess 3 года назад +5

    Truly interesting story mostly when you see the way he's relating this insane journey.

  • @pabloescabar7997
    @pabloescabar7997 4 года назад

    U r a life saver, i love ur work

  • @backwoodsjunkie08
    @backwoodsjunkie08 5 лет назад +491

    This is the kinda stuff we want Vice!!! Please keep this coming

    • @Blackdavid2011
      @Blackdavid2011 5 лет назад +2

      Totally agreed. Couldn't care less about legal things on VICE

    • @BIG2hats
      @BIG2hats 5 лет назад +1

      They've been keeping it coming for like 10 years now, there's only so mnay people like this... watch the older Vice stuff

    • @Blackdavid2011
      @Blackdavid2011 5 лет назад

      Watched every single video, its not the people like him but the act/crime itself. I personally dont care micky minaj answering questions..

    • @mattmccalla3014
      @mattmccalla3014 5 лет назад

      @@Blackdavid2011 this is literally a legal thing lmao. Vice is always the shit . stop bitching and moaning

    • @Blackdavid2011
      @Blackdavid2011 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattmccalla3014 since when is drug dealing a legal thing? I didnt mean illegal videos, but videos about illegal things? Surely you belong on another side of youtube

  • @dutchmastah07
    @dutchmastah07 5 лет назад +839

    Soccer dad by day, cocaine kingpin by night

  • @alyosha917
    @alyosha917 5 лет назад +19

    It was tough hearing him describe the violence he saw in the prison. Sounded like it really changed him.

    • @okano186
      @okano186 5 лет назад +5

      South American prisons are a whole different beast. This guy is seriously lucky to be alive, he would be dead if he didn't have the contacts that allowed him to sell good coke in prison.

  • @Anjuroo
    @Anjuroo 4 года назад +11

    Genius type of shady that I kind of respect. Bruh said “damn this sucks that I’m in a foreign prison for trafficking coke... I should traffick more coke in here probably.”

  • @signal1759
    @signal1759 5 лет назад +1989

    I swear on my ex girlfriend's life, this dude still trafficking.

    • @ewolz
      @ewolz 5 лет назад +8

      Hahaa really?

    • @jayrush4076
      @jayrush4076 5 лет назад +41

      yeah, easy money..

    • @christophersurnname9967
      @christophersurnname9967 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah I agree

    • @trnsetr3093
      @trnsetr3093 5 лет назад +298

      he swore on his ex girlfriends life and you all believed him

    •  5 лет назад +3

      Jay Rush nothing is easy in life, it’s dangerous and a lot of risk to it

  • @satprakash1147
    @satprakash1147 5 лет назад +969

    this story definitely deserves a movie...i'd recommend a starved Jared Leto for the role

    • @fao5917
      @fao5917 5 лет назад +19

      Explain the movie? Guy sells Coke, gets caught, sits in Prison for 9 years and roll credits...

    • @ThePlec
      @ThePlec 4 года назад +18

      There's actually a National Geographic movie on his story.. Bungled up abroad

    • @Ellis01234567890
      @Ellis01234567890 4 года назад +4

      I'd like to see that movie but now with Jared Leto. I would much prefer to watch someone who can act.

    • @cormacoprey8613
      @cormacoprey8613 4 года назад +4

      I'd say Phil neville ex England International springs to mind😂😜

    • @q1pit1
      @q1pit1 4 года назад +2

      Nah Mackenzie Crook

  • @korneliusparker536
    @korneliusparker536 5 лет назад

    This guy could have such an interesting full length documentary.. I’m sure we only scratched the surface with his stories

  • @Themozartthug
    @Themozartthug 2 года назад +1

    This guy is very good at acting, calm and well spoken.......behind all that is a whole world we don't understand

  • @GtreedghjAsd
    @GtreedghjAsd 5 лет назад +404

    “I had just been round to visit a friend to drop off some coke”
    This guy am I right

  • @ConnorGaffneysCamera
    @ConnorGaffneysCamera 5 лет назад +554

    I'm certain Phil Neville went to Everton in 2005 not jail!

  • @lepketheslime4792
    @lepketheslime4792 4 года назад +48

    He loooks like he sniffed more than he trafficed.

  • @mateot7170
    @mateot7170 3 года назад +14

    He’s living proof, one should NEVER judge a book by its cover lol!

  • @firey_up_about_sumthin1866
    @firey_up_about_sumthin1866 5 лет назад +918

    Nobody :
    RUclips Recommendations : How I Became a International Cocaine Smuggler

    • @griffinpeterson5458
      @griffinpeterson5458 5 лет назад +5

      Firey_Up_about_sumthin I don’t care what’s in your recommended

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 4 года назад +1

      Haha lol so relatable xD

    • @firey_up_about_sumthin1866
      @firey_up_about_sumthin1866 4 года назад +1

      @@griffinpeterson5458 ouch

    • @firey_up_about_sumthin1866
      @firey_up_about_sumthin1866 4 года назад

      @Bob you go tell em Bob

    • @ddruff
      @ddruff 4 года назад +1

      @@firey_up_about_sumthin1866 Yeah! Grammar Police! You can try and say something funny.......but do not, DO NOT, get your spelling or punctuation wrong!

  • @paintnomics9523
    @paintnomics9523 5 лет назад +808

    How did you plan on escaping from prison? Grenade launcher through the wall.... that escalated quickly

    • @brandonbreaker7390
      @brandonbreaker7390 5 лет назад

      shut up dude

    • @Jake-zf9sr
      @Jake-zf9sr 5 лет назад +25

      @Stopthewar Taylor He was planning with the members of FARC, a group of Colombian Guerillas. Those are the actual bad motherfuckers with RPGs who'd be busting him out. Not the posh Englishmen who hired some guns.

    • @chroma6947
      @chroma6947 5 лет назад +4

      Jake “ posh englishmen” sorry yankee but without us ur country wouldn’t be how it is today xxx

    • @Jesus-jk4ks
      @Jesus-jk4ks 5 лет назад +6

      @@chroma6947 you guys as soft as they come.

    • @Jake-zf9sr
      @Jake-zf9sr 5 лет назад +1

      @@chroma6947 Did you really just say that? The man who's country needed our help on more than one occasions? The country that got it's massive army's ass handed to them by a bunch of American farmers? And you think that Britain is the reason our country is great? We did that is spite of you, not because of you.

  • @willeelm9260
    @willeelm9260 3 года назад +1

    Nice, I needed a tutorial for that

  • @nicojordan3017
    @nicojordan3017 4 года назад

    More of this pls

  • @lieluo2097
    @lieluo2097 5 лет назад +21

    Great interview. I love the question "What would you say to someone considering going to cocaine trafficking?" as if it was just another profession. It's done in such a way that is neutral, and focused on the topic. Journalism at its best.

  • @OsmoticRelease
    @OsmoticRelease 5 лет назад +368

    I should get into the college text book smuggling game. You'd make more money off that than coke

  • @bluegamefreak
    @bluegamefreak 4 года назад +9

    "I mean there are still people out there that still wanna kill me now....but that's life" *smiles*

  • @gabek5313
    @gabek5313 5 лет назад +3

    Best tutorial ever

  • @DaV1dMaC
    @DaV1dMaC 5 лет назад +442

    This is Phil Neville after watching Scarface too many times

  • @NotQuiteFirst
    @NotQuiteFirst 5 лет назад +157

    Nice to see Gareth from The Office doing well

    • @fredb2858
      @fredb2858 5 лет назад +13

      Gareth would have been fine in prison, he can give a man a lethal blow

    • @mickdooley8994
      @mickdooley8994 5 лет назад

      Gareth would be the last person to deal drugs idiot.

  • @brianboru8858
    @brianboru8858 3 года назад +1

    7:16 - ‘and they probably thought I was insane’.. followed by the most insane laugh imaginable

  • @chelloxOz0
    @chelloxOz0 2 года назад

    That was touching.

  • @HastelNox97
    @HastelNox97 5 лет назад +260

    the green screen is just absolute trash

  • @jeromealan4818
    @jeromealan4818 5 лет назад +413

    =He casually talks about trying to use Rocket Propelled Grenades to blow up prison watchtowers. ROFL.

    • @nephildevil
      @nephildevil 5 лет назад +2

      xD

    • @Greatwealthgentleman
      @Greatwealthgentleman 5 лет назад +36

      To blow up the wall not the towers. The towers were gonna be suppressed with mg fire.

    • @jeromealan4818
      @jeromealan4818 5 лет назад +3

      @@Greatwealthgentleman LMAOOOOOO

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 лет назад +5

      This shit sounds like call of duty

    • @Bruno1232030
      @Bruno1232030 5 лет назад +4

      i could also use a helicopter pickup but you know it would be kinda expensive lol

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 3 года назад

    Excellent closed captioning! Almost as good as count dankula

  • @themanifestingoddess1035
    @themanifestingoddess1035 Год назад +3

    Someday I will tell my own story about being in that industry too. I'm always aware that I'm amongst the very lucky few that didn't end ever end up locked up 😊

  • @noway4879
    @noway4879 5 лет назад +192

    Write a book, I'll read it.

  • @thepaystation
    @thepaystation 5 лет назад +173

    He looks like someone who could play the green goblin

    • @TheSurgeExclusive
      @TheSurgeExclusive 5 лет назад +2

      thepaystation because he looks like the green goblin actor?

    • @ainsbass
      @ainsbass 5 лет назад

      What you're trying to say is, he looks a bit like William Dafoe lol

  • @yamyam3407
    @yamyam3407 3 года назад +2

    Love how the subtitles match what he's saying 😂

  • @reissc655
    @reissc655 4 года назад +14

    The way he laughs about trying to break out just like it’s a game to him lol. And still has a business head on him to run the market on drugs in a prison 🤯

  • @dylans8198
    @dylans8198 5 лет назад +3

    Loved this one! A longer version would be appreciated

  • @user-pw9xb7gb2x
    @user-pw9xb7gb2x 5 лет назад +463

    He looks like timmy from South Park

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 3 года назад +5

    Tim Roth should star in a movie about this guy's life

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 3 года назад

    They need to make a tv series off of this bloke. What an mad life.

  • @pauldodds6271
    @pauldodds6271 5 лет назад +455

    Welp, on today's episode of "RUclips's Recommendation Algorithm"

    • @pauldodds6271
      @pauldodds6271 5 лет назад +1

      @@hause2775 Dude best advice look for videos months/years old and just copy/paste that on random ass ones where you see more strangely recent comments. It's all about learning the system lmao best of luck to you brother. Chances are, if you're seeing it, out of the 5 some odd billion people on youtube, someone else is too ;)

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 4 года назад +3

      Y’all fucking weirdos

  • @theirishaxe9405
    @theirishaxe9405 5 лет назад +629

    Man eat a cheeseburger looks like your whole diet is Coke

    • @lPOTCl
      @lPOTCl 5 лет назад +5

      if life were a game of chesseburgers make you dumb and coke makes you smart that guy would be winning regardless of prision. he made it out alive id give him a golf clap

    • @stephen88hox
      @stephen88hox 5 лет назад +1

      Cocaine diet more like

    • @theirishaxe9405
      @theirishaxe9405 5 лет назад +16

      @@stephen88hox that's what I said genius what do you think I meant by coke? Soda? Lol

    • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
      @EvilDuckOfDoom3 5 лет назад +7

      Lose the weight fatty

    • @johnmadara1252
      @johnmadara1252 5 лет назад +12

      its probably from stress, you would be surprised how stress can eat away at your body fat

  • @asher0078
    @asher0078 3 года назад

    Yesssss posh Pete this needs to be a movie

  • @claytonfox4107
    @claytonfox4107 4 года назад +23

    Never judge a book by its cover , this Pete geezer is a real gangster 🥇

  • @ACPBeats
    @ACPBeats 5 лет назад +282

    Steve Nash and Tony Hawk had a lovechild

  • @walleyworld
    @walleyworld 5 лет назад +138

    you can see Posh's PTSD flashback in the execution clip..
    I did 8 years..i can relate

    • @Peggers
      @Peggers 5 лет назад +3

      what for

    • @pink.bubble
      @pink.bubble 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah what for ?

    • @walleyworld
      @walleyworld 5 лет назад +8

      stolen car ring..felony escape
      4years + 4years consecutive

    • @mybad.7164
      @mybad.7164 5 лет назад +5

      I would go insane if I ever had that
      That time is over for me
      I’m lucky I didn’t get a life sentance or worse the death penalty

    • @jakobcoulter7149
      @jakobcoulter7149 5 лет назад +1

      I wanna know how they had guns in prison

  • @truthhurts1785
    @truthhurts1785 4 года назад +7

    Well I will say this, this gentleman has got a big pair of balls and a tremendous amount of luck to have survived for that long in those particular prisons in Ecuador but I also have a few more things to say in the comment that follows this one

  • @Chatterbox-94
    @Chatterbox-94 Год назад +1

    You can tell that the time in prison and the insane trauma of having lived such a dangerous lifestyle have drained a lot of health and energy from him.

  • @WeMuckAround
    @WeMuckAround 5 лет назад +13

    I would love to hear him talk on a longer podcast or something. Fascinating story!

    • @koroshiya_1
      @koroshiya_1 2 года назад +1

      Shaun Attwood did three podcasts with him. His story is completely mad.

    • @WeMuckAround
      @WeMuckAround 2 года назад

      @@koroshiya_1 Cheers for this!!

  • @bovko1
    @bovko1 5 лет назад +9

    Give this man his own series!

  • @ya-mj9cg
    @ya-mj9cg 4 года назад +48

    he looks like a math teacher lmao

  • @Mushroomsaresewersalad
    @Mushroomsaresewersalad 3 года назад

    Love how the youtube titles said ”carrot” instead of cocaine in the beginning😂

  • @RobPortlockMusic
    @RobPortlockMusic 5 лет назад +192

    Do they feed you anything other than coke in South American prisons?

  • @pheelmacababe2861
    @pheelmacababe2861 5 лет назад +40

    international drug smuggling is now done on a daily basis by hundreds of thousands of people all across the world through the united states postal service... thanks darkweb!

  • @TheGreatAlan75
    @TheGreatAlan75 4 года назад

    His people skills are thru the roof.

  • @Camberwell86
    @Camberwell86 4 года назад +20

    To be fair if I was customs he would be the last person in the queue I would check. Imagine waving him through from Amsterdam with 2000 pills while you're pulling apart the young hoodie guy's luggage to see if he's sneaked an eighth of weed with him lmao

  • @adrienrassat1965
    @adrienrassat1965 5 лет назад +134

    He looks like a white version of the "I'm the captain now" guy

  • @charlescanning7918
    @charlescanning7918 5 лет назад +19

    One hell of a story... amazing how casual he is with everything.
    The real prison break!

  • @cheeseweasel69
    @cheeseweasel69 5 лет назад

    Great honesty, wouldn't be easy. Think he should write a book or something.

  • @magdathelolly
    @magdathelolly 5 лет назад

    This needs to be a movie

  • @wesdryden2086
    @wesdryden2086 5 лет назад +112

    Never judge a book by the cover!

  • @JochemvdS
    @JochemvdS 5 лет назад +133

    Please calm down on the background music. It's way too loud and doesn't contribute to the video at all.

    • @elainelouve
      @elainelouve 5 лет назад +5

      It was actually quite hard to hear what this person was talking. The loud music was messing things up. I think this has been pointed out before on different videos, so Vice, could you actually do something about the issue! Much smaller creators on RUclips manage these things well.

    • @xFataliityz
      @xFataliityz 5 лет назад

      Facts

    • @yourdad9168
      @yourdad9168 5 лет назад +1

      You all need to be checked for Sensory Processing Disorder

  • @mcfcpat1231
    @mcfcpat1231 3 года назад +1

    "I've had a human face in my 9 years trafficking" hahaha nice captions

  • @ianford3622
    @ianford3622 3 года назад +1

    I like this kid there's definitely a real charm about him.... I really hope he makes it....Pete I watched that t.v program we're they stiched you and sent you to Parkhurst just before your parole....???? Stay strong lad real soildger

  • @cosmindoroftei4395
    @cosmindoroftei4395 5 лет назад +268

    Unexpected way to start my day , wasn't he a pro skater a couple of years ago ? Time flies ...

    • @Badfriendsfan101
      @Badfriendsfan101 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t get it he doesn’t even look like tony hawk lmao

    • @cosmindoroftei4395
      @cosmindoroftei4395 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah , cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @chrish5222
      @chrish5222 4 года назад +1

      I don't think tony hawk is from the UK LOL

    • @jeremym9140
      @jeremym9140 4 года назад +2

      Jacob Gross you say that but the first person that came to mind was tony hawk

    • @zex4560
      @zex4560 3 года назад

      JeremyM Fr 😂😂😂

  • @Yessirdo
    @Yessirdo 5 лет назад +34

    Tony hawk went from skateboarding to skiing

  • @dannyperrin2088
    @dannyperrin2088 3 года назад

    It’s good to see Peter crouch has still got something going for him.

  • @yannickvankerkhove5371
    @yannickvankerkhove5371 5 лет назад +79

    I'm getting Green Goblin vibes from this man.