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  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2024
  • I have a xenomorph OC named Scully ask me questions in chat ok
    Featuring ‪@Incyn‬ with blue text, ‪@RufusJuice‬ with green text, ‪@Gwatcha‬ with pink text.
    Timecodes:
    0:00 - 3:47 : Modern Warfare '19
    3:48 - 5:38 : Modern Warfare '22
    5:39 - 8:36 : Aliens Colonial Marines
    8:37 - 10:42 : Fortnite Festival
    10:43 : Helldivers 2
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Комментарии • 258

  • @NeoCranium
    @NeoCranium  3 месяца назад +1537

    deadass thicc bug vtuber was paid for so uh

  • @SampledTax7
    @SampledTax7 3 месяца назад +556

    13:07 Neo's actually average youtuber reaction my god, I've NEVER heard him yell like that if I didnt see the camera I'd think something happened to him too

    • @staticvitality146
      @staticvitality146 3 месяца назад +26

      He pulled off a crazy blind toss onto something moving, I’d be pumped too

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 месяца назад +322

    4:56 I guess I never heard that line before because I thought that was a bit Neo paid a voice actor for, just for a second.

  • @thehoneydew4847
    @thehoneydew4847 3 месяца назад +233

    13:10 I can't stop laughing at Incyn and Rufus assuming that your reaction to being at gunpoint is NO WAY! HOLY SHIT!

    • @CSketch7023
      @CSketch7023 3 месяца назад +22

      let's be real, Neo isn't that loud of a person, at least not that loud. so when he shouts like that i too would assume he was about to get harmed fr. XD

  • @DrakainaZero
    @DrakainaZero 3 месяца назад +137

    13:07 i think in the 8 years ive watched this channel, ive *never* heard neo yell like that before

    • @CSketch7023
      @CSketch7023 3 месяца назад +15

      ikr the other's reactions were so real for thinking that. XD he's been frustrated, but i never heard him yell like that and it gagged me. XD

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 месяца назад +355

    4:02 That’s how you know they’re American cops.

    • @infamous6283
      @infamous6283 3 месяца назад +15

      Nah they actually hit their shots

  • @dear_ashen
    @dear_ashen 3 месяца назад +218

    ghost throwin it back HARD

    • @AvED-iw5mv
      @AvED-iw5mv 3 месяца назад +5

      This has forever changed the way i listen to Flyday Chinatown

  • @thread6971
    @thread6971 3 месяца назад +36

    Seeing Rufus' vtuber model genuinely tweaking at 11:48 has me in tears

  • @KarlyanZe
    @KarlyanZe 3 месяца назад +126

    13:27
    *gulp
    *gulp
    *gulp

    • @talonthepyro1284
      @talonthepyro1284 3 месяца назад +9

      IM SCREAMING 😭😭

    • @Permafrost1
      @Permafrost1 3 месяца назад +16

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
      @MikeHawk-bg5ss 3 месяца назад +17

      Thats some foul shit man
      ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵃᵍʳᵉᵉ

    • @demitrysualokin2796
      @demitrysualokin2796 3 месяца назад +5

      glad to know it wasn't just me

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm definitely broken because I immediately thought that too.

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176 2 месяца назад +11

    0:41 I like how Soup’s jaw moves.

  • @botcharles1193
    @botcharles1193 2 месяца назад +11

    4:56 Every time I watch this scene I like to imagine that neo is some radio operator listening in on their conversation, it makes me smile

  • @engagingbus7991
    @engagingbus7991 3 месяца назад +22

    11:09 Literally that kid in Starship Troooers going "I'm doing my part!"

  • @civilprotection3114
    @civilprotection3114 3 месяца назад +79

    Do you think if you were Ghost’s boyfriend, you’d have to shopping with him to Walmart in their Halloween section for more skull masks?

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 месяца назад +69

    11:19 That was a thing on an episode of Star Trek if I remember correctly. I think it was in Voyager, one of the characters gets a doctor’s note to have sex with an alien species.

    • @CaptainZlex
      @CaptainZlex 3 месяца назад +4

      If you're talking about what I think you are, the episode is "The Disease" It's episode 17, season 5 of Voyager.

    • @TankGodTaranis
      @TankGodTaranis 3 месяца назад

      British sex

  • @ryubiblossoms7363
    @ryubiblossoms7363 3 месяца назад +79

    The ghost put his whole bussy into this video

  • @dancinginfernal
    @dancinginfernal 3 месяца назад +103

    The Rizzed Up Voigt-Kampf test might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while

    • @kemoni221
      @kemoni221 3 месяца назад +6

      I'll put a timestamp to it just in case anyone's looking for it like I was
      7:10

  • @theangrywig3905
    @theangrywig3905 3 месяца назад +15

    6:17 despite having no eyes, you can tell the alien is very upset

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd 3 месяца назад +256

    Bruh that wire cutting scene is actually insane like it makes you think its gotta be a bit but the writers were actually just dumb

  • @flippinneetgaming4068
    @flippinneetgaming4068 3 месяца назад +56

    I'm crying at "I need to do every bodily function RIGHT NOW!"

  • @amanwithnoname4657
    @amanwithnoname4657 3 месяца назад +28

    13:08 neo will never be able to recreate that energy or voice

  • @Going4Broke2528
    @Going4Broke2528 3 месяца назад +16

    It took me until after the "I'm Gaming Joe :)" bit to realize the game had changed, so I thought "Weird, why would they do Alien V-tubers for a CoD stream?"
    Someone just kill me already, my brain is too far gone

  • @CDeity
    @CDeity 3 месяца назад +87

    I can't believe Rufus has COOTIES

  • @daztora
    @daztora 3 месяца назад +17

    Ripley babysitting Sora was my favourite part of the Alien movie

  • @connor_2003
    @connor_2003 3 месяца назад +24

    12:55 A gamer moment for Neo

  • @towablewarrior2426
    @towablewarrior2426 3 месяца назад +13

    13:37 That’s from the best Resident Evil movie!

  • @laggy3099
    @laggy3099 3 месяца назад +29

    Y'know it's a good video when war crimes are being committed not even a full minute in

  • @ZEROistaken
    @ZEROistaken 3 месяца назад +24

    2:07 has got to be one of the smoothest things I’ve ever seen

  • @Journen
    @Journen 3 месяца назад +22

    The thumbnail for this is absolutely legendary

  • @manyachievables
    @manyachievables 3 месяца назад +12

    the chef boyardee bit killed me for some reason

  • @Nul1fy
    @Nul1fy 3 месяца назад +8

    the stratagem squashing Incyn was the funniest shit. saw it live and it's still funny now

  • @pitchvantablack7005
    @pitchvantablack7005 3 месяца назад +1

    You are like the only person who's videos i laugh at anymore, goes to show where my humor has gone

  • @Goji938
    @Goji938 3 месяца назад +10

    ripley dancing to caramelldansen was rly cute

  • @pastpresence8173
    @pastpresence8173 3 месяца назад +5

    Never realized the vtubers had the monitor lighting reflected on them, very good Neo

  • @GraysPeakBand
    @GraysPeakBand 3 месяца назад +2

    I like that basically every bit is an animated bit in this one

  • @bendawson511
    @bendawson511 3 месяца назад

    Neo i appreciate you making these type of videos, theyre always so entertaining to watch. Thank you for your hard work, take care

  • @onyx_risen6843
    @onyx_risen6843 3 месяца назад +1

    What a great video, one of the best I’ve seen from this channel in a while! (Since last video)

  • @VoidPelt
    @VoidPelt 3 месяца назад +3

    Me when Neo uploads a video; “Finally, some good chaos goblin content”

  • @kazinhowell9839
    @kazinhowell9839 3 месяца назад

    Hey Neo. Thank you for existing, it's inspiring having watched you and your work grow. I look forward to more of what you bring. Keep it up. 💜

  • @galesdove
    @galesdove 3 месяца назад +4

    the voight-kampff rizz is gonna live in my head for the next 3-5 weeks so thanks. i guess.

  • @magicdude350
    @magicdude350 3 месяца назад +3

    Excited to see more bug squashing in the future with that v-tuber 😂

  • @TheDoctorGnome
    @TheDoctorGnome 3 месяца назад

    One of the videos of all time again.

  • @sadic451
    @sadic451 3 месяца назад +1

    this was well worth the wait, also, i never heard neo scream this hard ever like wtf.

  • @idiotic_shapeshifter
    @idiotic_shapeshifter 3 месяца назад

    haven't watched neo in a while
    and I completely forgot how utterly hilarious and insane he is

  • @ineedlegs24
    @ineedlegs24 3 месяца назад +2

    i love this man

  • @AngryCrakBaby
    @AngryCrakBaby 3 месяца назад

    Quite the video will helldivers content. Very nice, keep it up.

  • @GelatinPangolin
    @GelatinPangolin 3 месяца назад +2

    shoutouts avery barker

  • @jazz8000
    @jazz8000 3 месяца назад +2

    That blade runner bit is brilliant

  • @PuppoPupYT
    @PuppoPupYT 3 месяца назад +1

    Neo really cooked with this one

  • @noblesseoblige1076
    @noblesseoblige1076 3 месяца назад +1

    This was fun to watch lmao

  • @LethalByte69
    @LethalByte69 3 месяца назад +3

    The rizz baseline test had me losing it

  • @LittleityMan78
    @LittleityMan78 3 месяца назад

    This is cool, I'm enjoying videos keep it up

  • @sebastianphilipsen6684
    @sebastianphilipsen6684 3 месяца назад +1

    NEW NEOCRANIUM VIDEO LETS FUCKING GOOO

  • @skywolfzan
    @skywolfzan 3 месяца назад

    This video made me laugh more then it needed to 🤣

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 3 месяца назад +3

    YES BUG! Thank you my bro! You are epic and cool.

  • @nolanschotanus2769
    @nolanschotanus2769 3 месяца назад +1

    New Neo video dropped.
    Depression averted once again.

  • @GabrielKnapp-xn3xe
    @GabrielKnapp-xn3xe 3 месяца назад

    I as howling this video, oh my god. Why was this one so funny.

  • @Bic_boi3
    @Bic_boi3 3 месяца назад

    Nice video as always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @haythehater9218
    @haythehater9218 3 месяца назад

    This video had me giggling the whole way through

  • @creepdimensions2405
    @creepdimensions2405 3 месяца назад

    The most fucking insane scream I never thought Neo would be able to do.

  • @MaeTheDoctor
    @MaeTheDoctor 3 месяца назад

    Another assortment of baked goods by neocranium, baked to perfection.

  • @iSevenGUN
    @iSevenGUN 3 месяца назад

    Another amazing video

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs 3 месяца назад

    Ayyy another Neo Video!

  • @orbus9357
    @orbus9357 3 месяца назад +1

    This was my favorite one

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 3 месяца назад +1

    WAIT
    A NEW NEO UPLOAD?!
    WOWWWWWW! :)

  • @xostacyftw
    @xostacyftw 3 месяца назад +2

    “hi stacy :)”
    me: HUH?????

  • @dingbing1539
    @dingbing1539 2 месяца назад +1

    7:11 Life is a fluke, English was a mistake, great work as all ways Neo.

  • @spyrelle3970
    @spyrelle3970 3 месяца назад +2

    "Like a good ol' boy..." Wh- what- excuse-?

  • @Yookas
    @Yookas 3 месяца назад +2

    Omfg, i dont know why but 13:07 has got me to laugh so fucking hard and i dont remember the last time i laughed this hard

  • @elcanaldeferal4710
    @elcanaldeferal4710 3 месяца назад

    HONEY WAKE UP NEW NEOCRANIUM VIDEO JUST DROPPED

  • @enibenni3289
    @enibenni3289 3 месяца назад +3

    I like how instead of having a Vtuber Neo invented the "Vcompanion"

  • @JaydoPlaydo-ux4ed
    @JaydoPlaydo-ux4ed 3 месяца назад

    This video popped up and I pogged

  • @benjaminmeriwether9165
    @benjaminmeriwether9165 3 месяца назад

    That uh, boyardi bit made me fuggin snort

  • @asianboi021
    @asianboi021 3 месяца назад

    Lmao, the MW Campaign on Veteran was the best

  • @nickolson2661
    @nickolson2661 3 месяца назад

    LET'S GO NEW VIDEO

  • @n0tsparky
    @n0tsparky 3 месяца назад

    its the real gaming Joe :)

  • @DARKARKANGELZ
    @DARKARKANGELZ 3 месяца назад +1

    13:05 loudest ive heard this man yell

  • @sir.mannington
    @sir.mannington 3 месяца назад

    Oh man, that was a good time.

  • @classygreen3343
    @classygreen3343 3 месяца назад

    1:02 ["I have become Ghost. The destroyer of aircraft."]

  • @casper.
    @casper. 3 месяца назад +1

    Hi Neil!! I love Video So MUCH!!

  • @bently13
    @bently13 3 месяца назад +3

    "So we're playing Fortnite."
    - Neo, 2024

  • @loogiemusmaximusoftides8540
    @loogiemusmaximusoftides8540 3 месяца назад +1

    The bug vtuber gonna go hard

  • @AzuriteBox
    @AzuriteBox 3 месяца назад

    I got this video immediately

  • @mr.bravehart8183
    @mr.bravehart8183 2 месяца назад

    gaming joe traumatized me

  • @EzzatAuditore595
    @EzzatAuditore595 3 месяца назад

    Neo's Ghost is so sassy gah damn

  • @jaywalking0d
    @jaywalking0d 3 месяца назад

    green laser of niceness

  • @imranicanovic1154
    @imranicanovic1154 3 месяца назад

    I know its been like 12 Days but i keep rewatchinf the video and thinking about how much our boy Ben actually kinda looks like his Vtuber avatar while you were playing Colonial Marines (apparently you can make the game more stable by fixing one (1) ini file lmao)

  • @middleageddoggo
    @middleageddoggo 3 месяца назад +1

    good video

  • @Sxizb
    @Sxizb 3 месяца назад

    YEAHHHH

  • @shadowdested5870
    @shadowdested5870 3 месяца назад

    Nice.

  • @werewolfclaws
    @werewolfclaws 3 месяца назад

    having a ghost vtuber playing the game he doesn't even appear in yet made me giggle

  • @nvmitsmarcel
    @nvmitsmarcel 3 месяца назад

    The title shouldve been called Neo Commits War Crimes :3

  • @CrazyHank
    @CrazyHank 3 месяца назад

    Incyn "voicing" his displeasure of not being able to play fortnite will haunt me

  • @limabean536
    @limabean536 3 месяца назад

    8:14 is such a terrifying frame. gaming joe stop that :((((

  • @GoodManSkeletongue
    @GoodManSkeletongue 3 месяца назад

    0:49 When they start letting the skibidi fortnite rizzlers start playing wargames for real on their phones.

  • @JoakoMefisto
    @JoakoMefisto 3 месяца назад +2

    3:42 jonny fragance

  • @Graep
    @Graep 3 месяца назад

    The worst thing about Neo?
    He doesnt upload often enough to keep my serotonin levels at a manageable level

  • @Puddor
    @Puddor Месяц назад

    biblically accurate sora

  • @dirix6317
    @dirix6317 3 месяца назад

    i love you guys

  • @AT0MlC-27
    @AT0MlC-27 3 месяца назад

    NEW NEO WOOKOOO

  • @newtdotimori
    @newtdotimori 3 месяца назад

    wooooow!!!