The glorious donk machine, where the donks are stored. It's so exciting to see where the music I listen to every day at work comes from, even if I don't understand how it works. Now your donk knowledge is the people's donk knowledge.
“woofy sooby” LOL love your accent and sense of humor, man. great video. keep ‘em coming. are you gonna sample the sound the power button makes when you press it? That might be a good donk by itself :)
For Mega-Donks I used to sample a combo of my TX81Z, and the Bi-Timbral DX21. Using the TX81Z I'd record a single donky F note in my DAW (maybe a few really low volume, less noticeable unison F donks) using midi on the lowest possibe octave. I'd then record a higher perfect 5th on the DX21 using one patch, and a lower perfect 4th using a different patch in my DAW. I'd keep the DX21 volume about half the level or so of the TX81Z, so it sounds harmonious, but not too obviously powerchordy sounding. I'd then play these 3 Midi notes back and sample it at a grimy sounding 22.05kHz, default note Middle C into my E-mu esi32 sampler. From there I can assign the mod/pitch wheel, velocity etc to stuff like the sample start, filters, LFO, ADSR, Pan etc. It sounds pretty good, a little bit more refined Donking! 😀lol.
I *literally* just followed along this tutorial to *literally* make my own donk on my own TX81Z (it was *literally* the first voice I made). So now you have to replace every time Uamee says "literally" with "figuratively" if you want to take this video literally. I'm welcome.
Cheers! How you enjoying your TX81Z btw? quite the beast, right? Highly suggest downloading an editor (it has a few) and controlling it through midi. Those 80s menus are HELL. Side note, ruined my streak haha.
@uamee sorry for proving you wrong mate! Maybe I'm just a symptom of the impending TX81Z boom you started via reverse psychology... FM synths to teh m00n!!!! Nah srsly though it's awesome but I've barely scratched the surface. Mine's in great nick, display clear etc. so menu diving with the solid af buttons is still strangely satisfying compared to modern cheapshit controls. I'll take your advice re editors once the novelty wears off no doubt, thanks!
so this is where the that style donk originated from ?i always heard rumors about how it was just a tabletennis bat and a pipe and some other crazy stuff but never got a good answer
The "house donk" is an FM synthesized bass like shown here. What you're thinking of is the Blue Man Group/Bluey (children's TV show) "street donk" which is an open ended pvc drain pipe struck by a thong (not a skimpy underpants, a minimalist Australian shoe. Some people call them flip flops). There is also a third species of donk, for which you must refer to the critically acclaimed historical documentary Crocodile Dundee...
A truly wonderful piece of machinery! Really love the donks it produces :D
This is giving me so many old youtube tutorial vibes, I love it.
No, the camera is higher quality
I loved when he cleaned the screen, but he stained it more lol (0:42)
Such is life using babushka's dirty dishcloth.
Mayonnaise on screen from finger BLYAT🤔
🤪
there is ALWAYS grease in your hands
and you cant wash it away
lmao
The glorious donk machine, where the donks are stored. It's so exciting to see where the music I listen to every day at work comes from, even if I don't understand how it works. Now your donk knowledge is the people's donk knowledge.
Maybe I don't need to know this, but it is *neat* to know, and I enjoy it, so thank you. It was unexpected but very welcome.
I have no idea what kind of antient hardbass witchcraft you have just performed, but hearing normal sound turning into donk is cooooool
It aint only a donk machine, its a balkan turbofolk masterpiece, we use the keyboard using this called dx11.
That thing is so cool looking 😳
“woofy sooby” LOL love your accent and sense of humor, man. great video. keep ‘em coming.
are you gonna sample the sound the power button makes when you press it? That might be a good donk by itself :)
this is the thingy i wanna buy for some time! basically doing the same but with the dx7
For Mega-Donks I used to sample a combo of my TX81Z, and the Bi-Timbral DX21. Using the TX81Z I'd record a single donky F note in my DAW (maybe a few really low volume, less noticeable unison F donks) using midi on the lowest possibe octave. I'd then record a higher perfect 5th on the DX21 using one patch, and a lower perfect 4th using a different patch in my DAW. I'd keep the DX21 volume about half the level or so of the TX81Z, so it sounds harmonious, but not too obviously powerchordy sounding. I'd then play these 3 Midi notes back and sample it at a grimy sounding 22.05kHz, default note Middle C into my E-mu esi32 sampler. From there I can assign the mod/pitch wheel, velocity etc to stuff like the sample start, filters, LFO, ADSR, Pan etc. It sounds pretty good, a little bit more refined Donking! 😀lol.
Xaxa Comrade !! This is beautiful !!
No, it is *Blyatiful*
@@cmgc7680 agreed !!
So "The Donk" is just a basic FM synth bass I will now attempt on a SoundBlaster 16 (CT2900)
That was an entertaining video, you’re right I won’t be able to follow it, but worth the watch none the less.
This is truly a magical thing
Seriously cool!
That's great. Thank you.
Love the 81z, mine gets used in almost every track.
Thanks to you my TX81z now smell like vodka ! Thanks for the tip.
I *literally* just followed along this tutorial to *literally* make my own donk on my own TX81Z (it was *literally* the first voice I made).
So now you have to replace every time Uamee says "literally" with "figuratively" if you want to take this video literally.
I'm welcome.
Cheers! How you enjoying your TX81Z btw? quite the beast, right? Highly suggest downloading an editor (it has a few) and controlling it through midi. Those 80s menus are HELL. Side note, ruined my streak haha.
@uamee sorry for proving you wrong mate! Maybe I'm just a symptom of the impending TX81Z boom you started via reverse psychology... FM synths to teh m00n!!!!
Nah srsly though it's awesome but I've barely scratched the surface. Mine's in great nick, display clear etc. so menu diving with the solid af buttons is still strangely satisfying compared to modern cheapshit controls. I'll take your advice re editors once the novelty wears off no doubt, thanks!
This is super cool!
Magic machine ran by hardbass magician 🤘
Thats crazy. I thought uamee just made donks on his pc I was born in the 80s and never seen a machine quite like this
Slava uamee 👍🇦🇺
You are so right. TX81Z 4 op. 👍
Oldschool donk pack when?
so this is where the that style donk originated from ?i always heard rumors about how it was just a tabletennis bat and a pipe and some other crazy stuff but never got a good answer
The "house donk" is an FM synthesized bass like shown here. What you're thinking of is the Blue Man Group/Bluey (children's TV show) "street donk" which is an open ended pvc drain pipe struck by a thong (not a skimpy underpants, a minimalist Australian shoe. Some people call them flip flops).
There is also a third species of donk, for which you must refer to the critically acclaimed historical documentary Crocodile Dundee...
@@therealmber legend!
Nice!
Better than a dx7. So true.
Nice video Uamee!
Yes
Спасибо братан
Am i first? Btw, how old is this thing?
yes
Good job
Oldschool!!
даёшь Клаббхедс )
Glorious slavic voice
Good morning donk boi
😅 cool!!!
2:18 the sound like stylophone
Actually I have that.. but is broken
Strange how uamee doesnt have the strange accent he actually sounds like someone from a regular english speaking country
Comrade you smeared mayonnaise on the screen ,
MY G Hahaha
just how old are you hehe
Donk.
3:
I love you Uamee
UwU
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