Regardless of wether or not you guys see this I just want you to know that you seem like the most lovely people and I always come back to your channel when I need cheering up! Keep doing what you’re doing, you make a lot of peoples days 😊 xxx
This sounds like if you crossed twister, geostorm, and fast and the furious. Wow! This is bonkers bananas. I always wonder with movies like this, how would this read on paper? Like I watched an interview with John waters and he said that for fun, he every years collects the annotated copies of all the bad movies of the year (films like the tooth fairy and other shit) I feel like this would be in his collection...
The meteorologist brother was in the Black Mirror episode "The Entire History Of You" and he was actually really good in that so I don't know what happened here
Toby Kebbell has been one of my favorite actors since Rock n' Rolla, but his movie roles are some interesting choices. At least it's entertaining, I guess?
I'll be honest, when I first saw you were reviewing something starting with 'Hurricane-' in the title, I legit thought you guys somehow were reviewing Hurricane Bianca 2 before it was even released.
Jo Dias I had never seen the Planet of the Apes movie they referred him to so I was sitting here thinking so hard ab where I had seen him and BINGO you nailed it he’s in that weird ep of Black Mirror where they replay their memories x he freaks out on his wife over some bs affair she had based off her memories. Yeah, he wasn’t horrible in that ep but the plot of it was poorly written. Not one of BM best ep at all. He isnt the best actor tho by any means!!
I knew I recognised the Irish guy and turns out the actor is Ralph Ineson who’s been in lots of things & is actually the Death Eater Amycus Carrow in the Harry Potter films , so maybe the skull was intentional
Andrew hasn't seen Dante's Peak?! Do I smell a Retro Review? Also have you guys seen any Neil Breen movies? Because if you haven't...you are in for a trip and by that I mean he makes the worst movies ever made that cost $30 a disc and come in a clear jewel case with his face printed on the disc. Also his budget for his movies is literally $10. YourmoviessuckDOTorg on youtube made a great video on it. I highly recommend that horrible mess, and you will need to be drunk for it. Love you guys! Congrats on the 30K subscribers.
I saw the poster for this movie and thought it was another Fast And Furious movie in a storm. Turns out it sounds much better than that. I am here for a bad bad movie with Ryan Kwaten...but is sounds like he wasn't shirtless or naked enough in this film. Bummer.
My first day in Oklahoma was in the path of a F5 tornado in '99. I grew up in the panhandle of Florida and experienced many a hurricane. One thing that isn't mentioned is how they can spawn tornadoes once they make landfall. My job is satelitte communications, depending on the frequency severe weather will not effect the signal. I agree one drop of rain and DirectTV is gone. haha As always, love your reviews. Keep pushing fish!
I would not be mad at a video where MovieBitches just reviews a bunch of made for TV SyFy movies. My dad loves these types of movies and I've watched more than my fair share of them. I clearly remember one with a horribly CGed troll that the almost all the characters were stupidly eaten by. Loved your review!
Having lived through multiple tornados (I live in the Midwest) and seeing the damage they can do first hand, Twister is so over the top that it just becomes funnier.
I lived up in the Dallas area most of my life and we would have tornados all the time touch by close then I moved to Houston like a month before Harvey
Yeah, that movie has zero concept of how hurricanes work. They don't have defined boundaries. You can't see them coming. It just gradually gets windier and rainier.
The Kong Skull actor-on the edge of Bruce Campbell, was also the romantic interest in a movie you should comment on, against Whitney Cummings: "The Female Brain". A string of gender roles cliché backed up by shallow "sciency" jargon. Have fun!
I will say I’m from the gulf coast of Alabama and no one has storm cellars lol they would flood during a hurricane most houses near the beach are built up on stilts to accommodate for the flood waters but this is still a very silly fun movie
Hannah Winnewisser I'm sooooo over the shell-of-her-former-self mess of a mom archetype. Yes I know ppd is a thing and yes it's somewhat better than the 50s all too perfect mom but geeze louiiiiiiiise! Yet another incapable incapacitated woman represented in film. F you movie.
I saw this in theatres (against my will) and the first time they showed someone facetiming into an iPad the girl sitting behind me said 'holy shit that looks so bad I can't even believe it '.
I haven't even watched the video yet I just want to say that this was probably one of the worst movies I've seen in a while. The acting was bad, there was no chemistry with any of the cast, and the plot made absolutely no sense. I work at a movie theater and I get two free movies a day and I left halfway through because I felt like my brain was being melted. I have absolutely no idea how they even allowed this movie to be in theaters. It literally reminds me of one of those shitty movies you'd find playing on tv in the middle of the night that no one even knows of and you would turn it one because what else are supposed to watch at 2am (this would be taking place before Netflix was a thing) Edit: I agree with Andrew in that a drink or 5 would make this movie SO much better 😂 and I'm kind of disappointed that I didn't stay till the end because I'm laughing my ass off at them flying in the wind like kites
Very serious question: Do you guys have like a top 100 list of movies that are (according to you) everyone absolutely just have to watch? Or movies you reference all the time, and recommend? If you do, please share it immediately. If not... well, work on it.
@@MovieBitches I snuck a few Lagunitas into 47 Meters Down that summer and had a surprisingly great time. Mandy Moore vs Sharks is a perfect concept. Never saw the sequel. I cant wait to see Fall. We need more bad movies on the big screen.
Holy shit! Is that Ralph Ineson (the father from "The Witch") I just saw?! He should be doing waaaayyyyy better projects after that performance than this hunk of shit.
Man, Hurricane Bianca 2 took a weird turn
Kathryn Albers 😂😂☺️😂😅
'Gale Force' is Sylvester Stallone's drag name
My favorite part was the minute-long roast of fleece, great review guys
wait stealing money thats going to be shredded?? So this is Mad Money with more hurricane and less Queen Latifah???
Twister is only one of the best movies in existence. A #RetroReview is only natural. Facts are facts, America.
Jade Tlaloc Stuning
If you are not scared of tornadoes, you are very naive!!! 🤣🤣
I love the fleece sidebar as a concept
Not since Gods of Egypt have I seen y’all laugh so hard at a movie 🎥
I lived in not one but TWO houses that were destroyed by tornadoes and my family STILL LIVES THERE. Take the hints kids, tornadoes are scary.
Your family doesn't seem to have taken the hint...
Regardless of wether or not you guys see this I just want you to know that you seem like the most lovely people and I always come back to your channel when I need cheering up! Keep doing what you’re doing, you make a lot of peoples days 😊 xxx
Need more VPL stills for science
I just love you guys.
My mother made me watch the impossible back when I was like 15. Forever afraid of the ocean.
I love this so much lmao the fly a kite bit had me crying
This sounds like if you crossed twister, geostorm, and fast and the furious. Wow! This is bonkers bananas. I always wonder with movies like this, how would this read on paper? Like I watched an interview with John waters and he said that for fun, he every years collects the annotated copies of all the bad movies of the year (films like the tooth fairy and other shit) I feel like this would be in his collection...
Can you guys do a mega retro review where you review 50 movies in 50 minutes?
The meteorologist brother was in the Black Mirror episode "The Entire History Of You" and he was actually really good in that so I don't know what happened here
Toby Kebbell has been one of my favorite actors since Rock n' Rolla, but his movie roles are some interesting choices. At least it's entertaining, I guess?
Did someone mention an Evil Dead #RetroReview ???? I think YAS!!!
Missed a drink count at 20:04
Don’t worry, I was keeping up on my end 🥃
Nice review, might just RedBox this once it hits DVD 😊 😀
I'll be honest, when I first saw you were reviewing something starting with 'Hurricane-' in the title, I legit thought you guys somehow were reviewing Hurricane Bianca 2 before it was even released.
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This movie sounds like a cross between Twister, and Mad Money, but instead of the female leads it's just the dudes from Gone in 60 seconds.
The sheriff part you both imitate then the Elmer Fud reference.... just know I literally laughed my ASS off 🤣
Willy Ape guy is actually passable in Black Mirror imo (y'all need to watch it if you haven't!!)
Jo Dias I had never seen the Planet of the Apes movie they referred him to so I was sitting here thinking so hard ab where I had seen him and BINGO you nailed it he’s in that weird ep of Black Mirror where they replay their memories x he freaks out on his wife over some bs affair she had based off her memories. Yeah, he wasn’t horrible in that ep but the plot of it was poorly written. Not one of BM best ep at all. He isnt the best actor tho by any means!!
s m b x absolutely, it's one of the lesser BM episodes for sure.. it's interesting to see him play v diff roles, which only seem to display his.. hmm.
Jo Dias talent...or the lack thereof LOLL
I knew I recognised the Irish guy and turns out the actor is
Ralph Ineson who’s been in lots of things & is actually the Death Eater Amycus Carrow in the Harry Potter films , so maybe the skull was intentional
“Three darts is too much” had me crying with laughter.
Tobey Kabell is strictly made for Orphan Black and orphan black alone.
Andrew hasn't seen Dante's Peak?! Do I smell a Retro Review? Also have you guys seen any Neil Breen movies? Because if you haven't...you are in for a trip and by that I mean he makes the worst movies ever made that cost $30 a disc and come in a clear jewel case with his face printed on the disc. Also his budget for his movies is literally $10. YourmoviessuckDOTorg on youtube made a great video on it. I highly recommend that horrible mess, and you will need to be drunk for it. Love you guys! Congrats on the 30K subscribers.
HOW do you not know who BRUCE CAMPBELL is?!?! He’s AMAZING!!!!!
I saw the poster for this movie and thought it was another Fast And Furious movie in a storm. Turns out it sounds much better than that. I am here for a bad bad movie with Ryan Kwaten...but is sounds like he wasn't shirtless or naked enough in this film. Bummer.
This movie was silly bananas
My first day in Oklahoma was in the path of a F5 tornado in '99.
I grew up in the panhandle of Florida and experienced many a hurricane. One thing that isn't mentioned is how they can spawn tornadoes once they make landfall.
My job is satelitte communications, depending on the frequency severe weather will not effect the signal. I agree one drop of rain and DirectTV is gone. haha
As always, love your reviews. Keep pushing fish!
I would not be mad at a video where MovieBitches just reviews a bunch of made for TV SyFy movies. My dad loves these types of movies and I've watched more than my fair share of them. I clearly remember one with a horribly CGed troll that the almost all the characters were stupidly eaten by. Loved your review!
I just loved this movie. It was very 80s/90s stupid action movie but the best bit is IT WAS NOT PRETENTIOUS !!! SOOOO GOOD
Time for a Twister Retroreview and a TiwsterS movie review. Lets goo
You know you're in for a crazy banana pants review ride when Avaryl swears in emphasis at this particular part 1:43
Having lived through multiple tornados (I live in the Midwest) and seeing the damage they can do first hand, Twister is so over the top that it just becomes funnier.
You two need to review The Meg! I haven't enjoyed a movie in the theater like this in ages!! You have to see it in 3D!!
ALSO HI I NEED A REVIEW OF EVERY HARRY POTTER MOVIE
You guys should do a series we’re you review all of Cher’s movies and you should call it a CHERATHON!!!
Oh man I wish I saw this movie when it was in theaters
This is silly and hilarious and everything I want out of entertainment
Theres a great episode of the podcast How Did This Get Made where they make fun of the movie. I highly recommend giving it a listen.
That guy that you called a bad actor was actually in wrath of the titans! He was hilarious if you want to it out
#RetroReview Twister 🐄🌪 .. Yes Please!!
Shun Webb One of my faves! Scared me too Andrew.
I remember Bruce! I worked on Evil Dead II and threatened to throw him out of my car.
Omg I couldn't stop laughing at the fleece moment. I'm with you Avril. It feels gross.
FUCK YES TWISTER REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE XXXXXX
Toby Kebbell is from the history of you episode of Black Mirror. I know you guys don’t do shows, but thoughts on Black Mirror?
i knew as i saw the posters for this that it would be terrible but im glad to hear its in the so-bad-its-good club!
I remember and LOVE The Impossible! You guys get me!
You said tsunami and I immediately knew what movie you were talking about
12:35 yesssssssssssss omg I love your editing
Is this like sharknado? A bad movie but you can’t help but watch them all
When y’all got to the heist part I remember this preview and I forgot to actually go see it haha
I lived up in the Dallas area most of my life and we would have tornados all the time touch by close then I moved to Houston like a month before Harvey
Yeah, that movie has zero concept of how hurricanes work. They don't have defined boundaries. You can't see them coming. It just gradually gets windier and rainier.
I think about the impossible all the time it’s one of the best movies I have ever seen
After writing 3 essays in 3 hours from my AP Lang exam, this is exactly what I needed. Now I may watch the impossible. Completely forgot about it.
Zach Blackman actually same
The Kong Skull actor-on the edge of Bruce Campbell, was also the romantic interest in a movie you should comment on, against Whitney Cummings: "The Female Brain". A string of gender roles cliché backed up by shallow "sciency" jargon. Have fun!
Yaaasss!! Please retro review Twister!!!
Please tell me you've seen Mad Money with Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, and Katie Holmes? 😂😂😂
David Cox i sent it to them. Waiting on the next mail vid :p
part of Twister was filmed in my hometown XD
I will say I’m from the gulf coast of Alabama and no one has storm cellars lol they would flood during a hurricane most houses near the beach are built up on stilts to accommodate for the flood waters but this is still a very silly fun movie
😭🤣rotfl cuz i have direct tv and you are so right the lightest rain 🌧 and it’s no signal 😂
this is so fucking funny!! I love you guys (kinda high xo)
I really want you guys to review Tully because oh my god is it a lot
Hannah Winnewisser that "twist" alone.... Ugh!
martinixmas the whole time I was just icked our by it and then when the twist happened I lost all respect or something because wtf😂
Hannah Winnewisser I'm sooooo over the shell-of-her-former-self mess of a mom archetype. Yes I know ppd is a thing and yes it's somewhat better than the 50s all too perfect mom but geeze louiiiiiiiise! Yet another incapable incapacitated woman represented in film. F you movie.
I saw this in theatres (against my will) and the first time they showed someone facetiming into an iPad the girl sitting behind me said 'holy shit that looks so bad I can't even believe it '.
I haven't even watched the video yet I just want to say that this was probably one of the worst movies I've seen in a while. The acting was bad, there was no chemistry with any of the cast, and the plot made absolutely no sense. I work at a movie theater and I get two free movies a day and I left halfway through because I felt like my brain was being melted. I have absolutely no idea how they even allowed this movie to be in theaters. It literally reminds me of one of those shitty movies you'd find playing on tv in the middle of the night that no one even knows of and you would turn it one because what else are supposed to watch at 2am (this would be taking place before Netflix was a thing)
Edit: I agree with Andrew in that a drink or 5 would make this movie SO much better 😂 and I'm kind of disappointed that I didn't stay till the end because I'm laughing my ass off at them flying in the wind like kites
I'm literally waiting for this review to know if I'll be watching it
I expected the Utah guy to be behind the heist.
You actually can make a bomb using fertilizer, so that could be the garden store reasoning. I don't know what else you need.
You thought Twister was scary? Try growing up in Oklahoma. Where Twisters are born! Scary.
Oh we don't have tornados in Brazil :/
i liked this movie better when it was called "Snake Eyes"
As a resident of Utah I would like to know what happened in Utah
ya'll gotta be more up do date with your reviews, I woulda gone to see this camp mess in theaters had I know...but chile...that was months ago!
It’ll be on Netflix soon. We’re saving you money!
Very serious question:
Do you guys have like a top 100 list of movies that are (according to you) everyone absolutely just have to watch?
Or movies you reference all the time, and recommend?
If you do, please share it immediately.
If not... well, work on it.
You own everything!
what a fun movie this was
Ireland is great
Oh boy
You guys are so prophylactic!
YAS!
They dragged Ralph Ineson into this? Oh no. Oh, no, none of this please, no.
Please do a review for Hanna
Ok I’m just watching this for fun cause this movie has to be silly? Right? I mean it’s called...Hurricane Heist.
Thanks for the laughs cuz I'm depressy. You guys should react to the trailer for Lionsgate's new movie 'Fall'. It looks awful
Omg the shark movie where the shark is just a stupid tall building! 🤣🤣🤣 looks awful!
@@MovieBitches I snuck a few Lagunitas into 47 Meters Down that summer and had a surprisingly great time. Mandy Moore vs Sharks is a perfect concept. Never saw the sequel. I cant wait to see Fall. We need more bad movies on the big screen.
ItS sOMe KINd oF DrUGGgGG!!!
I love this! The movie looks like such a mess
*pew pew* Manila!
you guys should watch Annihilation in netflix. it's the best coocoo bananas scy fy with fabulous cunts you'll see all year. PLEASE DO A REVIEW!!
#Retroreview parent trap, flawless and the italian job
Anytime I think of bad acting I instantly think of Mortal Kombat: annihilation. The acting is. So. Bad.
ok but will you ever review infinity war
It’s coming!
What does chewing the scenery mean? Y’all say it all the time and I never know
14th like. I am here early but no complaints tho
Holy shit! Is that Ralph Ineson (the father from "The Witch") I just saw?! He should be doing waaaayyyyy better projects after that performance than this hunk of shit.
Wonder if you guys will review the awful prince Harry Meghan ''biopic'' ? lmao