The Dumbest Tweets Ever Ft. DangMattSmith

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @jessicakimochu5945
    @jessicakimochu5945 5 лет назад +758

    I had a whole history lesson by DangMattSmith. BEST LESSON EVER

  • @oreocult6185
    @oreocult6185 6 лет назад +564

    These 2 should collab more often 😂

  • @tam5387
    @tam5387 5 лет назад +2008

    Docter: Your Pregnant
    Me: Who's The FATHER?
    Docter:Tacobell McDonalds KFC Etc.

    • @Unknown-yo7cz
      @Unknown-yo7cz 5 лет назад +34

      If I'm ever a doctor tis wut I say

    • @Unknown-yo7cz
      @Unknown-yo7cz 5 лет назад +9

      @Stefany than salad

    • @Unknown-yo7cz
      @Unknown-yo7cz 5 лет назад +8

      @Stefany okay they should have candy once in a while maybe

    • @makennaharris2965
      @makennaharris2965 5 лет назад +4

      @Stefany They still eat Junk food

    • @ovo7146
      @ovo7146 5 лет назад +6

      dewi apriyani Ohhhhhhh ROASTED😂😂😂😂

  • @hannahkirolousgayed5957
    @hannahkirolousgayed5957 5 лет назад +360

    7:49-7:59 the awkward moment when everybody’s singing you the birthday song and you just look like an idiot sitting there for ten seconds and smiling

  • @chrxjs
    @chrxjs 7 лет назад +300

    When Matt started talking about Martin Luther King, Tal’s face was...
    UNDESCRIBABLE!!!😂😂😂😜

    • @lordego4865
      @lordego4865 7 лет назад +2

      Grahame H
      Ok???

    • @sshanimegambler6176
      @sshanimegambler6176 7 лет назад +5

      Omg Kitties and the Dolan twins I couldn't stop laughing when Matt started talking about that tbh

    • @100-z4t
      @100-z4t 7 лет назад

      Ok?

    • @sznsaiki1497
      @sznsaiki1497 6 лет назад

      When was that?

  • @brookeelizabeth3004
    @brookeelizabeth3004 6 лет назад +266

    The moment towards the end "OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLL NAHHHHHHHHH" I loved it I am watching it over and over and over again omg

  • @shannondavidson672
    @shannondavidson672 8 лет назад +830

    Oh my gosh. The first one had me dying. I was testing my blood sugar while watching this, and I was cracking up, so my sister got scared because she thought I was low or something. Hilarious.☆☆☆☆☆

    • @bm7200-p8r
      @bm7200-p8r 8 лет назад +12

      Shannon Davidson Am I bad for laughing so hard at this comment xD

    • @thehighwaygoddesssss
      @thehighwaygoddesssss 8 лет назад

      Cloverisnotaghost yes

    • @puppylovergirlsvideos5311
      @puppylovergirlsvideos5311 8 лет назад +7

      Shannon Davidson I was eatIng dinner and I spit out my food because I tried to say idiot btw my bg was at freaking 319😭

    • @shannondavidson672
      @shannondavidson672 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @chapinchamp
      @chapinchamp 8 лет назад +2

      Shannon Davidson you made me crackup

  • @meganstokley1454
    @meganstokley1454 5 лет назад +170

    "I'm trying not to laugh at these people's... Stupidity..." Story of my life.

  • @chryssaduran1456
    @chryssaduran1456 8 лет назад +1526

    -"Just made some synonym rolls."
    Just like grammar used to make...

  • @katherinebobadilla8025
    @katherinebobadilla8025 7 лет назад +686

    "They're dumber than dumb" - DangMattSmith

  • @ellarose2489
    @ellarose2489 6 лет назад +884

    **has been watching ASMR and has volume all the way up**
    Tal: WHATS UP GUYS-

  • @intensifixgaming2296
    @intensifixgaming2296 5 лет назад +171

    "Whoever found my credit card spent it on Minecraft realms." - RaccoonEggs

  • @thiswasposted120
    @thiswasposted120 6 лет назад +803

    These people be watching too much troom troom

  • @hypnoticdreams6918
    @hypnoticdreams6918 6 лет назад +491

    7:33 - 8:01
    " ohhhh and Martin luther king!"
    "He had a dream"
    "That oneeeeeeeeee day"
    Dude I'm dead. I felt so bad about the past tho dude. I felt so bad for blacks/ African Americans.

    • @hypnoticdreams6918
      @hypnoticdreams6918 6 лет назад +2

      @Andrea Cummings lmao.

    • @zhiqiangli2307
      @zhiqiangli2307 6 лет назад +7

      Trump= corn husk

    • @hypnoticdreams6918
      @hypnoticdreams6918 6 лет назад +1

      @@zhiqiangli2307 hell yeah he is

    • @bbqbunger2350
      @bbqbunger2350 6 лет назад +2

      No there’s a good reason they are illegally coming into the USA

    • @hypnoticdreams6918
      @hypnoticdreams6918 6 лет назад +3

      @@bbqbunger2350 yes, because they dont like mexico maybe?? And they would love to live in the USA. Idk. But thats my reason. Not to be mean. Srry if it seems that way.

  • @epiccookiecraft7930
    @epiccookiecraft7930 7 лет назад +75

    Some kids in my Spanish class actually thought that it took 18 months for twins to be born
    And what disappoints me is that those were the gifted kids

  • @shonimanganye307
    @shonimanganye307 5 лет назад +760

    We aint got "beaties" in South Africa 😂😂😂

  • @accccc17363
    @accccc17363 7 лет назад +1750

    “I never knew there were green apples!” Well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree does it?

    • @KISSArmySoldier
      @KISSArmySoldier 7 лет назад

      Texting StoryGirl lol

    • @JAZZY_DREAMER
      @JAZZY_DREAMER 7 лет назад +11

      Texting StoryGirl
      i was just scrolling through the comments randomly and then i came across this one as soon as it came to the part of the video.

    • @shiver9117
      @shiver9117 7 лет назад +3

      Ba dum tsssss

    • @grahameh1231
      @grahameh1231 7 лет назад +4

      Texting StoryGirl um .............. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN GREEN APPLE'S to be onist green apples are more sour than red apple

    • @accccc17363
      @accccc17363 7 лет назад +4

      Grahame H of course I’ve seen green apples before! Are you a stalker or something? Because how do you know that I’ve never seen them before??? Also, go back to school, your grammar is completely off key

  • @fluttershy196
    @fluttershy196 7 лет назад +2980

    Who else thinks they now have an expiration date on their brain cells?

    • @piamishelle
      @piamishelle 7 лет назад +84

      Áine Brennan your brain cells can't expire if you never had any 😂

    • @kiasca7873
      @kiasca7873 7 лет назад +35

      Pia Michelle
      OH
      ROASTED

    • @REX-zt4hf
      @REX-zt4hf 7 лет назад +8

      Lorikeetlover1 more like a damn nerd roast IT WASN'T A ROAST AT ALL

    • @piamishelle
      @piamishelle 7 лет назад +11

      I apologize that auto-correct exists, just like your struggle with punctuation.

    • @animalnerd4368
      @animalnerd4368 7 лет назад +4

      Áine Brennan I do now

  • @buttercup2395
    @buttercup2395 7 лет назад +318

    My *English* friend said once:
    "You don't need to speak the language of the country you go to, I went to America but I can't speak American."

    • @mimij3870
      @mimij3870 7 лет назад +22

      Boglarka Parkanyi Parkanyi I- I just... *goes on plane and moves to the moon*

    • @jennydeweerd5136
      @jennydeweerd5136 7 лет назад +9

      OMG I just just *face palms and moves to da moon*

    • @pastoranoemigonzalez2714
      @pastoranoemigonzalez2714 7 лет назад +7

      Umm yeah *open a portal that leads to a different dimension * I'm out later bye *wtf is wrong with people these days *

    • @js8303
      @js8303 6 лет назад +4

      Omg *face palms

    • @THECROWNED06
      @THECROWNED06 6 лет назад +5

      😂🔫

  • @maryannmata3665
    @maryannmata3665 5 лет назад +310

    7:38
    When someone pronounces my last name wrong
    It is ANNOYING

    • @mellowrivers9911
      @mellowrivers9911 5 лет назад +13

      never happened to me cause my name is easy to pronounce but people always call me Jasmin(e) and always spell y name with an e at the end and inside i am screaming especially teachers WHO HAVE MY NAME ON THE REGISTER GOSH!!!

    • @sonnyfox8351
      @sonnyfox8351 5 лет назад +13

      Someone spelt my name sunnie

    • @HackiePuffs
      @HackiePuffs 5 лет назад +5

      maryann mata I was waiting for that guy’s reaction 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 5 лет назад +5

      Mar- e- Ann Mah-ta?
      Yes no?

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 5 лет назад +2

      Sonny Fox
      Spelled*

  • @mandyc8193
    @mandyc8193 6 лет назад +577

    I think I just lost IQ points

    • @ammonitetheseaserpent3761
      @ammonitetheseaserpent3761 5 лет назад +10

      Jason Walworth Rude, much?

    • @garretthamtop3828
      @garretthamtop3828 5 лет назад +1

      Jason Walworth you are mean stupid

    • @MoldyPotato-by5hc
      @MoldyPotato-by5hc 5 лет назад +2

      Mandy C same homie

    • @mellowrivers9911
      @mellowrivers9911 5 лет назад +2

      same i feel stupider cause i saw these peoples stupidity
      see what i did there stupider more stupid at least i have an IQ right

    • @torudes
      @torudes 5 лет назад

      I think I lost all of mine

  • @veemightbehere
    @veemightbehere 8 лет назад +254

    the debit card one I literally almost died

    • @sheesherwhiz3846
      @sheesherwhiz3846 8 лет назад +2

      Team Fabby ikr, some people are so retarded. Well it's ok being a little stupid from time to time, but this is just too much XD.

    • @anthonyseboe4646
      @anthonyseboe4646 8 лет назад +10

      We need more of these people. Now I can finnaly afford that lambo!

    • @om-qg7ju
      @om-qg7ju 8 лет назад +1

      Team Fabby 69th like 😉😉

    • @danlane9410
      @danlane9410 8 лет назад

      Oscar Ananda Schamotta lololoolooooloolool

    • @sadie6450
      @sadie6450 7 лет назад +1

      Team Fabby ikr 😂

  • @deadanddonechannel
    @deadanddonechannel 7 лет назад +2828

    And I Thought I Was Dumb...

    • @caracallover1266
      @caracallover1266 7 лет назад +18

      ღ ELTbffs ღ No and i thought my brother was dumb..........naw he's still honna end up like them

    • @krinkles147
      @krinkles147 7 лет назад +9

      You were already right

    • @coolkid7184
      @coolkid7184 7 лет назад +8

      ღ ELTbffs ღ Don’t believe me? Well 199 likes =
      661 likes

    • @deadanddonechannel
      @deadanddonechannel 7 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @nolxvkevo4783
      @nolxvkevo4783 7 лет назад +4

      ღ ELTbffs ღ dont we all

  • @ElizabethSanchez-ll3ik
    @ElizabethSanchez-ll3ik 5 лет назад +134

    4:16
    When he said “Elizabeth” i felt attacked 😂

  • @alynn6718
    @alynn6718 6 лет назад +168

    1:30 at least they won't know the CVC number 😔
    2:04 I stand corrected

    • @gabethebabe8187
      @gabethebabe8187 5 лет назад +6

      CVV*

    • @Wallis184
      @Wallis184 5 лет назад +7

      @@gabethebabe8187 it can be called both, though when I order stuff online it usually says CVC, never seen it say CVV

    • @Wallis184
      @Wallis184 5 лет назад +11

      @@gabethebabe8187 just Googled it...
      CVV = Card Verification Value
      CVC = Card Verification Code
      It's the exact same thing.
      So in conclusion... You didn't actually have to correct panda_reann... because she wasn't wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Muumin-H
    @Muumin-H 7 лет назад +777

    Did you know... that if you put a phone into a microwave it becomes a microphone...

    • @whotao-tf1gw
      @whotao-tf1gw 7 лет назад +15

      Xx_Jåçkïē _Qüãrtß_xX IKR I TOTALLY DIDN'T BLEW MY PHONE AND I'M HOMELESS HHAAHHAHAH

    • @GAMEBOY4
      @GAMEBOY4 7 лет назад +3

      wtf

    • @KISSArmySoldier
      @KISSArmySoldier 7 лет назад +3

      Muumin- H lol

    • @user-ks9ib4ti3f
      @user-ks9ib4ti3f 7 лет назад +8

      I will try it if we had a microwave at fazbears pizza

    • @HotDogMan420
      @HotDogMan420 7 лет назад +6

      Muumin- H *KNOWLEDGE INTENSIFIES*

  • @plasticbag7351
    @plasticbag7351 6 лет назад +565

    Synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make.

    • @kabigailt
      @kabigailt 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @thenerdyqt7534
      @thenerdyqt7534 6 лет назад +1

      Matthew Welsford 😂😂

    • @Tqueenboss1
      @Tqueenboss1 6 лет назад +9

      I almost *THREW UP* I laughed so hard at this!! 😂😂😂

    • @fadjan9998
      @fadjan9998 6 лет назад +3

      So original, so good, RUclips needs people like you

    • @asdf14051
      @asdf14051 6 лет назад

      @spickles yeah I feel like I've seen it before

  • @extros-dump
    @extros-dump 5 лет назад +223

    Doctor: Ma'am you're not pregnant.
    Lady: Then what is it doc?
    Doctor: You're are umm... Round.

    • @katrina4296
      @katrina4296 5 лет назад +14

      ...that is...
      SO FUNNY!!!!!

    • @crazyk2600
      @crazyk2600 4 года назад +4

      Extronio The Original lol u put you are are umm...

    • @deletedaccount4094
      @deletedaccount4094 4 года назад +6

      should’ve been “ Your really pregnant but with food mam”

    • @oval2k551
      @oval2k551 4 года назад +1

      Youre* not being rude, just saying so you know

    • @oval2k551
      @oval2k551 4 года назад +1

      Humpty Dumpty Oh, sorry. My bad.

  • @immrmystic_6629
    @immrmystic_6629 7 лет назад +2032

    i thought humans were one of the smartest animals

    • @aanwow3781
      @aanwow3781 7 лет назад +9

      Savage_King Gaming yes *THEY* are

    • @immrmystic_6629
      @immrmystic_6629 7 лет назад +32

      Aan Wow Then why are these people so dumb?

    • @REX-zt4hf
      @REX-zt4hf 7 лет назад +3

      Savage_King Gaming because u have no life or hairline

    • @somebody1132
      @somebody1132 7 лет назад +8

      Savage_King Gaming they are not humans

    • @interestingusername2633
      @interestingusername2633 7 лет назад +1

      Random Nonsense Was that intentional or are you just dumb? *They're

  • @collaps243
    @collaps243 6 лет назад +89

    “Put on some glasses, cuz this is gonna hurt your brain.”
    ~Tal Fishman

  • @NoOne-rp6fm
    @NoOne-rp6fm 7 лет назад +183

    Credit Card People: “How did your bank account get drained?”
    Woman: “I don’t know. When I got the card I posted it all over Twitter, then it got drained!”
    Credit Card Person: “Did you reveal the information?”
    Woman: “Yes, and it got over 9K retweets!”
    Credit Card Person: “You idiot.”

  • @lucasprice9170
    @lucasprice9170 5 лет назад +668

    *OF COURSE THERE ARE GREEN APPLES!*
    DangMattSmith
    28 feb 2017

    • @angelolmos224
      @angelolmos224 5 лет назад +7

      EVEN FIVE YEAR OLDS KNOW THAT HOW CAN NO ONE KNOW THAT THERE ARE GREEN APPLES

    • @ariannyduran9183
      @ariannyduran9183 5 лет назад +3

      My sister is 3 years old and she knows they exist

    • @bigchungus3119
      @bigchungus3119 5 лет назад

      Damn, its they're

    • @hussainluayyu6169
      @hussainluayyu6169 5 лет назад +1

      Thas ma birthday 🤣

    • @user-nq7gn2fu6x
      @user-nq7gn2fu6x 5 лет назад

      Lucas Price the likes are the same number...must resist liking

  • @ahuman487
    @ahuman487 7 лет назад +127

    Is nobody gonna talk about the card tweet...that person doesn't deserve a card

    • @DrewK26
      @DrewK26 7 лет назад +1

      What is your credit card number

    • @madisonatchison5963
      @madisonatchison5963 7 лет назад

      DrewK26 xD

    • @Starrlet
      @Starrlet 7 лет назад

      DrewK26
      6666666666666666666
      66/66
      Back code: 420

  • @sophisticatedfilmslps7283
    @sophisticatedfilmslps7283 7 лет назад +2145

    In first grade we made these things called synonym buns, where we cut out these pictures of cinnamon buns, and we wrote synonyms on them.

  • @lindaalmassian1196
    @lindaalmassian1196 7 лет назад +45

    I died when they made that scene with the woman and her abortion,
    “ it’s fat”
    “Is it serious”

  • @kimberlysharkey8164
    @kimberlysharkey8164 5 лет назад +52

    Matt: *flips out*
    Also Matt: he's not in this!
    RT: oh thank god-

  • @simplebutsimpler2317
    @simplebutsimpler2317 6 лет назад +500

    Just made some synonym rolls, just like my grammar used to make me

  • @izzy8719
    @izzy8719 8 лет назад +197

    I'm a twin and I'm pretty sure it only took nine months

    • @princevegeta5302
      @princevegeta5302 8 лет назад +7

      Isabella Balaya i would love to have a twin

    • @izzy8719
      @izzy8719 8 лет назад +3

      No u wouldn't trust me

    • @afnanalnajar9196
      @afnanalnajar9196 8 лет назад +1

      Isabella Balaya u don't know how it feels to be
      #foreveralone

    • @izzy8719
      @izzy8719 7 лет назад +1

      Aww

    • @kitkat3990
      @kitkat3990 7 лет назад +2

      I'm a twin as well, we have to share everything

  • @Tolmlu
    @Tolmlu 7 лет назад +167

    I d-died with t-t-the
    "It's like a heart attack.. in a taco"
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @timilehinanjorin6831
    @timilehinanjorin6831 5 лет назад +350

    Smh
    Slapping my head - Like
    Shake my head - Comment

  • @vidastar
    @vidastar 7 лет назад +2002

    the girl who thought she was pregnant and going to get an abortion needs to lay off on them synonym rolls 😭 ( watch the video if you don't get it )

  • @tinaamen3407
    @tinaamen3407 7 лет назад +1558

    Did anyone else lose brain cells watching this? 😂

    • @marymystery4427
      @marymystery4427 7 лет назад +13

      Tina Amen
      Ya, I found them in the freezer tho so its cool.

    • @Goldenheart_345
      @Goldenheart_345 7 лет назад +10

      I think I have enough to spare.

    • @ambrose6244
      @ambrose6244 7 лет назад +16

      Tina Amen i don't have brain cells😢😭

    • @CheerNastics9
      @CheerNastics9 7 лет назад +5

      Tina Amen no i put on my glasses

    • @leiuh6774
      @leiuh6774 7 лет назад +2

      Jahshanti Osborne wait...WHAT.....WHAT DO YA MEAN YO

  • @evarooney5387
    @evarooney5387 7 лет назад +532

    "She's pregnant with Taco Bell"
    I've never screamed "ME!" louder

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 5 лет назад +71

    "It's like a heart attack, in a taco."
    ~DangMattSmith 2017

    • @odhrn8243
      @odhrn8243 5 лет назад

      You mean 2017, stupid

    • @juliacoconut8519
      @juliacoconut8519 5 лет назад

      Thanos Twerk i was abt to say that 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @rockstaransh235
      @rockstaransh235 4 года назад

      @@odhrn8243 no need to be rude

  • @brooke7656
    @brooke7656 8 лет назад +252

    Black dude:starts talking about Civil Rights
    White dude: sits backs awkwardly
    Black dude: "don't worry, he's not in this"
    White dude: *exhales* Oh, thank god! (looks around awkwardly) 7:39

    • @cairaplayz1
      @cairaplayz1 8 лет назад +6

      there names are tal fishman and mattsmith.

    • @brooke7656
      @brooke7656 8 лет назад +1

      RobloxGirl Gaming101 I know Lol😂😂😂

    • @swordplaysmc
      @swordplaysmc 8 лет назад +5

      About Eliza how is that racist lol black and white is not a race

    • @kokopuff6218
      @kokopuff6218 8 лет назад +1

      Brooke Warren 😂

    • @rayanna398
      @rayanna398 8 лет назад +7

      Brooke Warren you know there names are Tal and Matt

  • @mimi_mittens6668
    @mimi_mittens6668 7 лет назад +571

    WHEN THAT GIRL SAID THOSE STUFF ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE I JUST PULLED OUT MY MLK JR. SPEECH OF I HAVE A DREAM AND STARTED READING IT 👌🏽😂

    • @theresarossi7671
      @theresarossi7671 7 лет назад +25

      MIMI_ MITTENS for some reason, I read MLK jr. as Milk jr........ I was confused

    • @sameraahmed5772
      @sameraahmed5772 7 лет назад +2

      MIMI_ MITTENS 😂😂

    • @odinrice8583
      @odinrice8583 7 лет назад +1

      MIMI_ MITTENS Well maybe she is talking aboyt the recent bs "civil rights movement"

    • @TheFoxonTheRadio
      @TheFoxonTheRadio 7 лет назад +6

      “I have a dream!” MLK 1964
      “We will find the promise land!”MLK ????

    • @kitkat7424
      @kitkat7424 7 лет назад

      Theresa Rossi omg same...

  • @tambi4852
    @tambi4852 7 лет назад +377

    Mrs. Debit card actually lost at least 10k. Also she posted ANOTHER pic with her NEW debit card.

    • @vaughanmccartney3701
      @vaughanmccartney3701 6 лет назад +6

      Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
      Don't click read more!
      .i.
      8==========D

    • @anjoliecordova5998
      @anjoliecordova5998 6 лет назад +14

      Tambi48games ! OMG. When will she learn!

    • @oof3746
      @oof3746 6 лет назад +6

      XXDDD SHE SERIOUS

    • @adriennestrrr
      @adriennestrrr 6 лет назад +12

      What's her user on twitter?

    • @thechallengesisters2377
      @thechallengesisters2377 6 лет назад +4

      Good grief.

  • @siiracaisupernal4741
    @siiracaisupernal4741 5 лет назад +26

    "This is a compilation of the dumbest tweets on Twitter."
    Me: **raises eyebrow** That is a bold claim. And a rather contested position.

  • @emma_rose8468
    @emma_rose8468 8 лет назад +1857

    That expiration date is tomorrow 😂😂

    • @_pandasal_
      @_pandasal_ 8 лет назад +8

      Emma_Rose LMAO I JUST REALIZED

    • @riri.6260
      @riri.6260 8 лет назад

      PαndαHíppíєPlαчѕ lol🤣

    • @washma7635
      @washma7635 8 лет назад +9

      Emma_Rose I just went back and saw lmao

    • @templooooo
      @templooooo 8 лет назад +5

      Emma_Rose better gotta get it GOTTA GO FAST SANIC HELP ME

    • @dinakamal6818
      @dinakamal6818 8 лет назад +1

      Emma_Rose 😂😂😂

  • @nglsleepy
    @nglsleepy 7 лет назад +359

    One of my tweets should be in there because I write really dumb things ontear

    • @nglsleepy
      @nglsleepy 7 лет назад +12

      I mean twitter

    • @gunner1479
      @gunner1479 7 лет назад +6

      Deadliest Wolf are they intentionally stupid or are you posting dumb stuff and don't realize it.

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 7 лет назад

      Deadliest Wolf, like what?

    • @thatsmyOPINION
      @thatsmyOPINION 7 лет назад +8

      Deadliest Wolf ontear?

    • @kaylachan8431
      @kaylachan8431 7 лет назад

      Rayford Ritter i like you as a friend I'm sub to you

  • @Millie-ryder
    @Millie-ryder 7 лет назад +268

    2:53 I'm a twin... it took the NORMAL time by the way for all you poor souls who didn't know
    *Flips table and sits in corner*
    I love the internet

    • @kaitlynbolger5211
      @kaitlynbolger5211 7 лет назад

      Millie 0909 I'm a twin also!

    • @soluzzz
      @soluzzz 7 лет назад

      Millie 0909 Personal Bear what type of twin are you guys??

    • @kaitlynbolger5211
      @kaitlynbolger5211 7 лет назад +1

      TheGoldenArrow the doctors said inconclusive but it seems that we are identical twins

    • @soluzzz
      @soluzzz 7 лет назад +1

      Personal Bear cooll cool. My Uncles are identical twins too!

    • @catrionacarter-heasman3492
      @catrionacarter-heasman3492 7 лет назад

      Millie 0909 im a twin2

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +37

    *As someone from South Africa, I can confirm that there is no beaties here.*

  • @Willow-ho4cd
    @Willow-ho4cd 6 лет назад +368

    “Do twins take 18 months to be born” 😂😂

  • @randomvideospresents4599
    @randomvideospresents4599 6 лет назад +163

    My 2 favorite RUclipsrs. Coming together. Yay lol

  • @rubymay9740
    @rubymay9740 7 лет назад +99

    boy get those tweets out of here.

  • @aaliyahsouthwood8722
    @aaliyahsouthwood8722 5 лет назад +21

    "You ever heard of granny smith apples?"
    "Like.. that's my grandma.. "

  • @ok-un7nr
    @ok-un7nr 7 лет назад +532

    6:50 they probably saw a video from Albert stuff...

    • @japanesekawaii6432
      @japanesekawaii6432 7 лет назад +11

      Mia Moreno omg I haven't watch him in forever

    • @corazonfrioo
      @corazonfrioo 7 лет назад +1

      Mia Moreno lol

    • @epsurr
      @epsurr 7 лет назад +3

      oh right

    • @peytonbauder2755
      @peytonbauder2755 7 лет назад +8

      Mia Moreno
      The roblox guy?

    • @epsurr
      @epsurr 7 лет назад +7

      ghost gummy youduma-- YES OF COURSE ALBERTSTUFF

  • @22mm__c51
    @22mm__c51 7 лет назад +716

    Brain cells are lost in the making of this video. Viewer discretion is advised.

    • @lazylousy3993
      @lazylousy3993 7 лет назад +21

      It's fine, mine have always been gone😎

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 7 лет назад +6

      100th like!!

    • @user-mn8uc4pr4j
      @user-mn8uc4pr4j 7 лет назад +4

      DJ SpaceFox
      In the special braincell unit every 1 and 10 people will lose braincells by reading these tweets.........These are there stories DUN-DUN

    • @kat-kalamity
      @kat-kalamity 7 лет назад

      DJ SpaceFox so did you get Uncharted?

    • @Katthemusicfox
      @Katthemusicfox 7 лет назад +5

      DJ SpaceFox that's okay I already have no brain cells

  • @someonecool1456
    @someonecool1456 7 лет назад +179

    THIS should be the try not to get angry challenge

  • @starlytical
    @starlytical 5 лет назад +37

    7:52
    My dad: trying to give a speech *dangmattsmith*
    Me: *tals face* umm ok
    Tries not to laugh 😂

  • @miraculousparis5365
    @miraculousparis5365 6 лет назад +239

    Lady: Am I pregnant?
    Doctor: NO mam you're just...
    Nurse: You're fat!
    Lady:[ gasp] I knew I should have kept going to the gym
    😉

    • @kiyoplanet
      @kiyoplanet 5 лет назад +11

      Miraculous Paris Day she ate too many synonym rolls.

    • @sivlee8909
      @sivlee8909 5 лет назад +2

      Doctor: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET PREGNANT?!?!?!?!?!

    • @ravensrealm1170
      @ravensrealm1170 5 лет назад

      @@kiyoplanet LOL!! BEST COMMENT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR!

  • @brookeelizabeth3004
    @brookeelizabeth3004 6 лет назад +315

    7:33 - 8:00 OMGGGGGGGGG

  • @jadegomes1438
    @jadegomes1438 8 лет назад +318

    and this children is why u don't microwave your phone

    • @jazz-cq7cd
      @jazz-cq7cd 8 лет назад +5

      Jadelynn Gomes ikr... my cousin did it cuz she's fuckin stupid 😂 I told her. it to and she still did... she still owes me $10 cuz I bet her it would break... **sigh** this generation is screwed

    • @jonrichard1586
      @jonrichard1586 8 лет назад +1

      Bizzy Vee loo

    • @pegasuspr8949
      @pegasuspr8949 8 лет назад +3

      Jadelynn Gomes the one who did this was stupid😂😂😂

    • @lv-ow8mp
      @lv-ow8mp 8 лет назад +2

      arent you a kid? lol

    • @littlem1233
      @littlem1233 8 лет назад +1

      Jadelynn Gomes

  • @naeomi_xx
    @naeomi_xx 5 лет назад +17

    "she was pregnant from taco bell"
    lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @erynn4uu
    @erynn4uu 7 лет назад +106

    Can you hang out with dangmattsmith more often

    • @erynn4uu
      @erynn4uu 7 лет назад +2

      Hannah S. Thank you

  • @rosangelasantos4121
    @rosangelasantos4121 6 лет назад +48

    The moment the ' *OHHH HELLL NAHHHHHH*' Song came up I laughed so bad I had to watch it over and over and over and over again

  • @ferryn6877
    @ferryn6877 7 лет назад +71

    “These tweets are so dumb, they’re dumber than dumb” *dangmattsmith* 2017

    • @ToBe_Continued
      @ToBe_Continued 7 лет назад

      How did u make your font in your username cool like ᏆHIS?

    • @ferryn6877
      @ferryn6877 7 лет назад

      GamingWithJay font apps, I have mobile

  • @notnova1
    @notnova1 5 лет назад +16

    7:41 - 8:00 look at how Tals just minding his business while Matt just rants on 😂😂
    U can see tal just thinking, ‘ohhhhhhhhhhh shits finna go downnnnnnnnn..’ 😂😂

  • @scenecorpse
    @scenecorpse 6 лет назад +202

    6:52 they probably Heard that on troom troom 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @emastifffamily
    @emastifffamily 6 лет назад +52

    Who else likes tal and Matt and when they made this vid were so happy (edit: omg I got 3 likes I can’t believe it thanks so much

  • @dawnmuencheberg5053
    @dawnmuencheberg5053 7 лет назад +997

    In the thumb nail it was 9/11 and it has 911 dislikes

  • @leilamayfield8728
    @leilamayfield8728 5 лет назад +6

    The look of relief on Tal's face when Matt said he wasn't part of the conversation was hilarious. 😄

  • @MariaClara-yt9gw
    @MariaClara-yt9gw 6 лет назад +63

    The one about the languages and the last one had me dead

    • @mellowrivers9911
      @mellowrivers9911 5 лет назад

      same how can anyone be this stupid like what is wrong with you ( them btw ) this is what happens when you flunk you break your phone and get an army of angry strangers being stupid come after you that is why there is school the last one made me wanna pay for a good institution

    • @gaming1zanagi-1999
      @gaming1zanagi-1999 5 лет назад

      Some people are just dumb af, like seriously even I am native indonesian I still know that there are more than one language aside from english,the international language that every country had to learn, like seriously did that girl really thinks that every country had english as their mother tongue?

    • @trulyjaden
      @trulyjaden 5 лет назад +1

      She is dumb. People are in different places around the world so they can't make one language. The bible explains too

  • @melissawhite9735
    @melissawhite9735 6 лет назад +132

    Ironically, 9/11 is my birthday. But, not the same year.

  • @eddiehopkins361
    @eddiehopkins361 7 лет назад +53

    Keep matt in these videos you to are a perfect RUclips Chanel

  • @lightyagamisrealwife
    @lightyagamisrealwife 4 года назад +6

    7:38 I was literally dying omg lmaooooooo, whole history lesson right there, god that's why I love these channels 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonysmith894
    @anthonysmith894 7 лет назад +53

    When Tal said "Diabetes is a thing!". It looked like he was holding a burger.

  • @smashdawgt2974
    @smashdawgt2974 8 лет назад +333

    If it takes 9 months for each baby to be born
    What bout that women who had 8 kids
    9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9=72 months

  • @coopergilliatt9682
    @coopergilliatt9682 7 лет назад +135

    When DangMattSmith was saying that speech, at the beginning, when he was talking, really close to the camera, it was focusing on tal 🙂

    • @iracoda
      @iracoda 7 лет назад +1

      Gamer Guy Vlogs XD oml I was on that exact part

    • @vampxrina
      @vampxrina 7 лет назад

      Gamer Guy Vlogs

  • @chimalez2924
    @chimalez2924 5 лет назад +8

    5:54
    Tal casually assaulting some desk in the background 😁

  • @lilboisoclean7391
    @lilboisoclean7391 7 лет назад +138

    These are so dumb they make me want to take my glasses off so I can’t see them

    • @Penthess
      @Penthess 6 лет назад +1

      You got eye problems?

    • @ilygothy
      @ilygothy 6 лет назад

      Already did tho

    • @dyno511
      @dyno511 6 лет назад +1

      Superior Serperior I don’t even have mine on and I can still see them that means the people who tweeted these are major idiots XD

    • @itzbrekky5112
      @itzbrekky5112 6 лет назад

      Kittenlovescatas Gaming shut the fuc k up

  • @khasis1419
    @khasis1419 6 лет назад +44

    When dangmattsmith said “dr. Martin Luther king had a dream that ooonnnnnneeeeee day “ I was already lmao! Pfffttt

  • @TheDiamondInvader
    @TheDiamondInvader 7 лет назад +265

    That same woman with the card lost over 10,000 dollars according to Danny Burke. aka Danny Bird!

    • @CLC2004
      @CLC2004 7 лет назад +7

      The Diamond Invader Danny! I'm a fan of MAT1. Glad u are too.

    • @katiespencer135
      @katiespencer135 7 лет назад +3

      Danny Burke as in Top ten

    • @Darkstare-vs4en
      @Darkstare-vs4en 7 лет назад +1

      I don't like him very much

    • @dangerx69
      @dangerx69 7 лет назад +2

      It's good to know people who watch same channels as me

    • @kaleidstone8609
      @kaleidstone8609 7 лет назад +1

      The Diamond Invader you mean Danny Burke from most amazing top ten

  • @miranimeaeclipse7319
    @miranimeaeclipse7319 4 года назад +6

    When Matt said green apples were his grandmas apples, I instantly thought of Granny Smith from My Little Pony😂😂

  • @kpopcupcakes6060
    @kpopcupcakes6060 6 лет назад +50

    Plot twist: they were all Kanye West tweets.

  • @cringeyfringey9107
    @cringeyfringey9107 7 лет назад +630

    I'm surprised the 18 month twin girl actually got the math right

  • @mariag8032
    @mariag8032 6 лет назад +123

    A girl at my school said that they use glue to put sesame seeds on a burger bun and I tried to explain to her how when they cook the bun the grease makes it sticky for the seeds but she still doesn't believe me, leave a like if you have friends like this

    • @nyahh8992
      @nyahh8992 6 лет назад +5

      Ivan C I think I just lost a couple of brain cells

    • @quilthefox5076
      @quilthefox5076 6 лет назад +5

      Ivan C I have a friend who is even dumber. A lot dumber

    • @maraeabadiel3340
      @maraeabadiel3340 6 лет назад +2

      My friend thought LA was a country......

    • @abbier6063
      @abbier6063 6 лет назад

      I have a friend who disagrees with everything I say

  • @alanaaymer5115
    @alanaaymer5115 5 лет назад +4

    Matt's facial expressions throughout the video had me dead af
    Also the things you can learn with Matt and Tal 😂😂😂😂

  • @internetexplorer5585
    @internetexplorer5585 8 лет назад +358

    I'm not losing brain cells I already lost em when I was born :(

    • @syarifadrianmangarajalubis2574
      @syarifadrianmangarajalubis2574 8 лет назад +4

      i figured

    • @internetexplorer5585
      @internetexplorer5585 8 лет назад +3

      :(

    • @dees487
      @dees487 8 лет назад +4

      syarif Adriana *High fives you*.

    • @nike81
      @nike81 7 лет назад +3

      Pizza is Good im sorry to here that :(

    • @cameliaefrosi9824
      @cameliaefrosi9824 7 лет назад +4

      Pizza is Good im sorry but if you lost your brain cells you cant breath or survive so you woulc of died before you knew how to
      THATS NOT HOW IT WOFKS

  • @genericgeometrydashchannel5062
    @genericgeometrydashchannel5062 7 лет назад +24

    I just got brain damage from facepalming

  • @monicaarevalo828
    @monicaarevalo828 7 лет назад +42

    “That oneeeeee day!”

  • @kodamaakemi9758
    @kodamaakemi9758 3 года назад +2

    5:45 I love the sound effect(s) when he says “Of course there are green apples!”
    Gets me every time 🤣

  • @helpithurts9277
    @helpithurts9277 7 лет назад +42

    My aunt had a dream that she gave birth to a meat baby after she ate steak

  • @lukas-ru8ru
    @lukas-ru8ru 8 лет назад +763

    the guy with the bandana Is so funny. he should come more often
    (srry for bad english :-) )

    • @edithnavarro2260
      @edithnavarro2260 8 лет назад +23

      your English was great!

    • @jaxsolaris1177
      @jaxsolaris1177 8 лет назад +26

      Lukas Barragan Torres The other guy is right. Your English is better than half the people in the comments whose first language is English

    • @parisjackson453
      @parisjackson453 8 лет назад +1

      Lukas Barragan Torres ya he should come on more often.

    • @gabihult7903
      @gabihult7903 8 лет назад +2

      Lukas Barragan Torres His channel is on the description it's hilarious

    • @User-hy6ur
      @User-hy6ur 8 лет назад +2

      Lukas Barragan Torres nigga your english is better than mine 😐

  • @cooldude8330
    @cooldude8330 8 лет назад +112

    "These tweets are so dumb they're dumber than dumb"-DangMattSmith 2017

    • @nono-cz8pn
      @nono-cz8pn 8 лет назад

      Cooldude 8. no

    • @liliuh
      @liliuh 8 лет назад +3

      Tom Albertson AHAHAHAHHAH U FAILED

    • @liliuh
      @liliuh 8 лет назад +3

      Tom Albertson AHAHAHAHHAH U FAILED

  • @creativename9699
    @creativename9699 5 лет назад +26

    Ok so my teacher has two little kids and they fight for bei g the oldest but they are twins and i cought them fighting and onw of then said "im older i was bor 10 minutes earlier" *sarcastic gasp*

  • @dairihernandez8053
    @dairihernandez8053 7 лет назад +778

    Who like to read the comments during watching the video

  • @kristiy675
    @kristiy675 7 лет назад +140

    How many time did dangmattsmitt shake his head

  • @faithhope5990
    @faithhope5990 8 лет назад +471

    I like using big words, even though I don't know what they mean
    They make me feel photosynthesis

  • @daliasamad1541
    @daliasamad1541 4 года назад +5

    Why is this back in my recommendations 3 years late