Funniest Tweets Ever Ft. DangMattSmith

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @Memeathon_Dev
    @Memeathon_Dev 5 лет назад +419

    1:51 anyone realise that after the “P” falls off it will say harmacy so technically the sign is correct as the guy under the “P” is gonna get harmed
    Edit: wow this is a year later and I’ve forgotten this comment but thanks for the likes tho

  • @emmat4681
    @emmat4681 7 лет назад +420

    Those two are so hilarious together, they should seriously just have a comedy channel.XD

    • @The_Pimba
      @The_Pimba 7 лет назад +8

      *Tal And Short flashbacks*

    • @mhor923
      @mhor923 7 лет назад

      Taylor Moreira **flashbacks*

    • @The_Pimba
      @The_Pimba 7 лет назад +1

      TheSlinky MasterYT It was a typo

    • @mhor923
      @mhor923 7 лет назад

      Taylor Moreira yes. It was

    • @emmat4681
      @emmat4681 7 лет назад

      YES, THEY NEED TO MAKE A COMEBACK TOO

  • @shooa8019
    @shooa8019 6 лет назад +2604

    Lawyer: Did your boyfriend commit the crime?
    GF: Honey, he can't even commit to this relationship.
    Entire Jury: OH SNAP
    Me: MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

  • @whyjustwhy8906
    @whyjustwhy8906 5 лет назад +262

    It took me a long time to realize the squirrel was on the roof 😂

    • @mercyjoseph3802
      @mercyjoseph3802 4 года назад +7

      Awww ur icon looks so cute (~>__

    • @arsyniosic
      @arsyniosic 4 года назад +10

      I didnt realiz that til i read this comment lol

    • @ali.g1324
      @ali.g1324 4 года назад +3

      It took me a whole day to recognise bc later i checked the comments

    • @eh8264
      @eh8264 4 года назад +4

      Nah we actually got huge squirrels

    • @Vincenator09TBC
      @Vincenator09TBC 4 года назад +1

      I had to go back in the video I didn't even notice it

  • @pharaohthefennecfox9591
    @pharaohthefennecfox9591 7 лет назад +1201

    Number 1: In America, squirrel is small to you. In Soviet Russia, you are small to squirrel.
    Edit: OMFG thank you so much! I've never had more than 2 likes!

  • @sanaaswait2383
    @sanaaswait2383 7 лет назад +2844

    omg that baby had me laughing hard tho

  • @ashlee1959
    @ashlee1959 6 лет назад +642

    Good morning. Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car
    I'm dead 😂😂

    • @theresas7946
      @theresas7946 5 лет назад +5

      Hdjdsjsjdjsskj h#$*5&=&#$(* I. M nine dmillon yers oldy

    • @jimingotnojamsteehee5987
      @jimingotnojamsteehee5987 5 лет назад +3

      Mat: “is that how they do it in England”
      Me: No. It is most certainly not lmao

    • @ASSASIN-eu7ew
      @ASSASIN-eu7ew 5 лет назад +3

      Me in morning: another day, another 8 hours of being in a building with my ex gf
      (Not that it's bad)

    • @CrazyJellabeans-06
      @CrazyJellabeans-06 5 лет назад +3

      Ashlee Niers I can guarantee you we do not have 5 foot squirrels. I hope not anyways, if we did, I would not leave my house.

    • @legitimatelemon6580
      @legitimatelemon6580 4 года назад

      ikr it didnt even go in the car or close to it

  • @DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ
    @DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ 7 лет назад +418

    Pennywise "I Feed Off Ur Fears"
    Me "I'm afraid of 90 billion Dollars"

  • @hjf0432
    @hjf0432 6 лет назад +487

    Legend has it:
    That guy is still standing there waiting for the P to fall

  • @heyitshannah1210
    @heyitshannah1210 7 лет назад +399

    “Boy I thought you were speaking spanish”

  • @SiIver531
    @SiIver531 5 лет назад +276

    *You attract what you fear*
    Me: Oh, I'm really scared for when summer break comes

    • @ssimonn1879
      @ssimonn1879 5 лет назад +7

      Lunar summer break is good we have no school

    • @chloegoyetche6467
      @chloegoyetche6467 5 лет назад +5

      Lol...I have a song about some break
      "Summers here and its good to be hanging out!Gonna shut the door turn out the lights and I probably wont go out!"

    • @ira...lolzzzz5883
      @ira...lolzzzz5883 4 года назад +3

      And for those homework passes😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😨😱😱

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 4 года назад +3

      PurplePhantøm It's a joke, w/roosh

    • @aurorathomson6747
      @aurorathomson6747 4 года назад +2

      *I'm afraid of the sun*
      (I will Burn humanity)

  • @altacalidad925
    @altacalidad925 7 лет назад +2979

    Best collaboration ever! 🔥

  • @ramunecapy
    @ramunecapy 7 лет назад +296

    “Nice socks” lmao I love this vid

  • @akakiranakamura6338
    @akakiranakamura6338 6 лет назад +294

    Rose are green.
    Voilets are yellow.
    I am colorblind.
    And I can't rhyme.

  • @amymusic1407
    @amymusic1407 5 лет назад +163

    As a British citizen that intro was... upsetting. Those giant squirrels are my friends... although some parks are destroyed by their sharp claws... they really are quite cuddly 😢

    • @sem1son1c
      @sem1son1c 4 года назад +11

      Your intro, clearly, was different than mine. I was greeted by a McDonald's ad saying
      "You haven't tried a Big Max? Then consider this," And then showed me 3 different size Big Macs. Have a good day :)

    • @dinobuccolier1672
      @dinobuccolier1672 4 года назад +1

      Ya that made me sad :(

    • @amymusic1407
      @amymusic1407 4 года назад +1

      Yeah... some of you guys clearly didn’t get it was a joke 😂

    • @eh8264
      @eh8264 4 года назад +1

      Squirrels like to attack in the parks here in England

    • @eh8264
      @eh8264 4 года назад +1

      @@amymusic1407 I get it😂😂😂

  • @kirogaminggt
    @kirogaminggt 7 лет назад +450

    i wonder how he leaves XD, "ALRIGHT VIDEOS DONE GET OUTA MY HOUSE" XD

  • @LTD0301
    @LTD0301 7 лет назад +2518

    Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This makes no sense
    Microwave

  • @priscillabriggs618
    @priscillabriggs618 7 лет назад +108

    That guy falling down the stairs is something that would happen to me

  • @evelynnmiller134
    @evelynnmiller134 5 лет назад +28

    "Yeah cause there's no color when it's dark." - Tal Fishman
    Lmao

  • @emicorn31
    @emicorn31 7 лет назад +432

    he protec
    he attac
    but most importantly
    the giant squirrel is becc

    • @cuby9356
      @cuby9356 7 лет назад +2

      that one band geek lel

    • @emicorn31
      @emicorn31 7 лет назад +1

      UnsugarcubyX lol😂😂

    • @hannahsebelist743
      @hannahsebelist743 7 лет назад +11

      they protec
      they attac
      but most important
      they the snack that while bacc

    • @emicorn31
      @emicorn31 7 лет назад +1

      hannah sebelist lol😂😂

    • @mhor923
      @mhor923 7 лет назад +1

      Most importantly
      He thicc af

  • @deedz6739
    @deedz6739 6 лет назад +203

    I'm English and yes, squirrels are a big problem here. They rob our cars and houses and it's very stressful 😔

    • @dasik84
      @dasik84 6 лет назад +2

      LOL :D

    • @memalies3926
      @memalies3926 6 лет назад +1

      @@dasik84 i see you suffer from a lot og pain 😟😔

    • @avasiriel8293
      @avasiriel8293 6 лет назад +2

      I'm very sorry for your pains😖

    • @Sisi-on8lh
      @Sisi-on8lh 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @kristinafisher111
      @kristinafisher111 6 лет назад

      U do realize that that squirrel was on the roof and it just looked like it was next to the car¿¿¿ but still LMAO

  • @luciaandolivia867
    @luciaandolivia867 7 лет назад +611

    Yes, there is thousands of 5ft squirrels running round wild in England 😂

    • @chessforfun1
      @chessforfun1 6 лет назад +1

      Lucia And Olivia But. Actually....¿

    • @atomix1876
      @atomix1876 6 лет назад +5

      Zeo Veikals not really I'm English and they only grow to small hights

    • @graceliu7235
      @graceliu7235 6 лет назад +1

      Lucia And Olivia LOL

    • @loisroulson9238
      @loisroulson9238 6 лет назад +11

      Lucia And Olivia you haven't seen our resident 5ft blackbirds 😂

    • @IrfanKhan-qw2jb
      @IrfanKhan-qw2jb 6 лет назад +7

      I see them everyday, need to feed them 5ft peanuts or whatever i have that is 5ft tall.

  • @unicorncupcake5668
    @unicorncupcake5668 6 лет назад +258

    I like the part where Michael Jackson screamed that was hilarious and smooth criminal is my second favorite song of his

  • @simonbaker3017
    @simonbaker3017 7 лет назад +292

    The ad turned on just as the prom guy was falling down the stairs WHYYY 😭😫

  • @amusingkiwi9586
    @amusingkiwi9586 6 лет назад +544

    That guy that slid down the stairs reminded me how fast my grades are slipping... Lmao 😂😂

    • @spencer9108
      @spencer9108 6 лет назад +3

      amusing kiwi same

    • @huffy6479
      @huffy6479 6 лет назад +3

      Same😂

    • @saddison63ify
      @saddison63ify 6 лет назад +1

      I thought you said grapes 🍇😂

    • @addisonmaee
      @addisonmaee 6 лет назад

      Rocнelle Doυglαѕ I alwa ts get 100% in usually the only kid in my class that gets good grades I was the only kid that got an A yesturday

    • @Austin96322
      @Austin96322 6 лет назад

      Rocнelle Doυglαѕ same i a and b student now b and c student

  • @meh_81
    @meh_81 6 лет назад +210

    Yes, in england our squirrels are 5ft tall and when a goat opens its mouth, *it quacks*

    • @ghostn.4272
      @ghostn.4272 5 лет назад +3

      meh _ COOL

    • @devang7682
      @devang7682 5 лет назад +1

      meh _ lol I doesnt

    • @hinagondal2818
      @hinagondal2818 5 лет назад +1

      Meh- that is so not true because no squirrel is that tall and don't quack

    • @rcclark271
      @rcclark271 5 лет назад

      Castiel Assbutt Winchester/ you do realise it’s not real I’m from England :/

    • @yejidennisse3194
      @yejidennisse3194 5 лет назад +1

      Regina Clark YOU DO KNOW THAT IT IS A JOKE

  • @paytonblue4211
    @paytonblue4211 6 лет назад +86

    The guy falling down the stairs is me at the end of the school year trying to keep my grades up

    • @DeadpoolGames19
      @DeadpoolGames19 6 лет назад +1

      I fall down the stairs and it hurts

    • @certi_muteeb7320
      @certi_muteeb7320 5 лет назад

      Payton Blue I fell all the way down the stairs and nearly broke my bones

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 5 лет назад +27

    7:36
    Tal: Try to give him, like, a Hispanic accent
    Matt: (Jamaican accent)

  • @brynngant4813
    @brynngant4813 7 лет назад +179

    Jesus- *"you comin to hevean or nah?"*

  • @marcwareing5208
    @marcwareing5208 7 лет назад +1715

    I love dangmattsmith

    • @noneyabusiness6640
      @noneyabusiness6640 7 лет назад +5

      He is awsome

    • @reclark100
      @reclark100 7 лет назад +7

      Marc Wareing I’m glad they’re collabing again

    • @aynsmeow3704
      @aynsmeow3704 7 лет назад +2

      Marc Wareing, who doesn't

    • @coles4294
      @coles4294 7 лет назад +2

      Marc Wareing yeah same too

    • @laurenvlala
      @laurenvlala 7 лет назад +1

      I LOVE BOTH OF THE TOGETHERRRRRR!!!

  • @mischiefmanaged3396
    @mischiefmanaged3396 7 лет назад +103

    We don't get giant squirrels in England but we do get horrible weather...

  • @matildab3898
    @matildab3898 5 лет назад +39

    Yes, here in England, the giant squirrel is a truly brilliant species

    • @sem1son1c
      @sem1son1c 4 года назад +1

      ^o^ this is me being truly baffled.
      You see, my mystery is this: I have an English accent but my mom is Italian and my dad is Chinese/Korean, but I was born in Canada. WTF?? XD

    • @katherinekkhx7360
      @katherinekkhx7360 4 года назад

      I saw one on a tree before and is was huge. I was passing by and my mom did not even know there is a big squirrel on top of her😂😂

  • @cierrataylor8318
    @cierrataylor8318 7 лет назад +116

    That baby had me laughing so hard I was choking over my on spit on good😂😂😂😂😂

  • @connor-ew5sz
    @connor-ew5sz 6 лет назад +263

    I can confirm that there are no 5ft squirrels in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂

    • @notkaos8612
      @notkaos8612 6 лет назад +8

      True Gryffindor 101 the squirrel was in the roof I can tell so it was kind of an illusion

    • @lorekeeper8117
      @lorekeeper8117 6 лет назад +11

      10000000000000000000000000 Points to Gryffindor!

    • @pl0xie494
      @pl0xie494 6 лет назад +1

      wooosh

    • @mason6386
      @mason6386 6 лет назад +12

      Not true, I went to England last summer and I saw three. The first one asked for tea and when I declined it broke my car window.

    • @bna7656
      @bna7656 6 лет назад

      Uzumaki Clan r/whoosh

  • @Nour-ou8xr
    @Nour-ou8xr 7 лет назад +134

    Omggg I love it when u collab with Matt. Btw you’re about to reach 7M Like WHATTTTT???? . Damn, I’ve been here since the beginning.

    • @lorenarodriguez8703
      @lorenarodriguez8703 7 лет назад +6

      Noor K12 Since the beginning? How cliché. Well, props to you, I guess.

    • @iamkarma1885
      @iamkarma1885 7 лет назад +4

      Noor K12 I'm from the future where he's at 7m

    • @mixedjumpski4338
      @mixedjumpski4338 7 лет назад +2

      That's what everyone says. Everyone says they've been there since beginning but that really isn't true because I doubt u were one of his first subscribers and you've probably only been here since like 3million. That's not the beginning. My favorite RUclips is Beasty and he recently got to 300k subscribers and I've only been there Since 200k, but I don't lie. Idek why people lie like that. Its more impressive to be honest every if you weren't.

    • @karolg0275
      @karolg0275 7 лет назад +2

      EVERYONE SAYS THAT. Sorry, but this 'since the beginning' quote is so cliché

    • @mixedjumpski4338
      @mixedjumpski4338 7 лет назад

      Kitty Kat ikkrrrr

  • @chrispycrint
    @chrispycrint 5 лет назад +29

    Me when the little kid can’t stand up from being so dizzy:
    *Whezzes*

  • @sarah_7814
    @sarah_7814 7 лет назад +358

    These two should do more collabs like of agree

    • @Its_Versus
      @Its_Versus 6 лет назад +4

      "Like of agree"

    • @gamerly2531
      @gamerly2531 6 лет назад

      ReaperStar 13 this is my second time watching this

    • @ashe2106
      @ashe2106 6 лет назад

      Queen Potato arent they already doing one

  • @nightcorelover3339
    @nightcorelover3339 7 лет назад +551

    Did anyone notice that if the P falls it will spell harm-acy...

    • @creampuff7011
      @creampuff7011 7 лет назад +25

      Audrey Pyle that’s why he was going to sue them 😂

    • @amandaowens6030
      @amandaowens6030 7 лет назад +5

      nightcorelover 33 OOOOOOHHH

    • @panicattheeverywhere3701
      @panicattheeverywhere3701 6 лет назад +7

      nightcorelover 33 OH SNAP

    • @Aj78685
      @Aj78685 6 лет назад +6

      nightcorelover 33 haha yeah If I were that man I would tell them
      Me: um I didn't know they would make a place for harm
      Employe: what?
      Me:*shows picture of harmacy

    • @aliyaha556
      @aliyaha556 6 лет назад +2

      nightcorelover 33 not until u mentioned it

  • @feruzaj
    @feruzaj 7 лет назад +408

    Did he start watching Michael Jackson or something? Really enjoying the references, btw.

  • @dalalabdurahim9846
    @dalalabdurahim9846 5 лет назад +88

    Me:laughing my butt of
    My parents :are you OK or are you dieing
    Me: AAAAAAAA byee.......

  • @JulgenPlayz
    @JulgenPlayz 6 лет назад +306

    I Live in Sheffield
    And I've seen them

  • @waffle.waffle816
    @waffle.waffle816 7 лет назад +732

    The world won't end by giants...IT WILL END BY GIANT SQURRILS!!!

    • @karolg0275
      @karolg0275 7 лет назад +3

      watch out for da flying lettuce!! wat about the flying lettuce

    • @ruthhailu6728
      @ruthhailu6728 7 лет назад +3

      No, Google will take over

    • @musgrovekids8145
      @musgrovekids8145 7 лет назад +2

      FEAR THE FUZZY!!!!

    • @xxzutozplayzxx7250
      @xxzutozplayzxx7250 7 лет назад +2

      Waffle Mc.Wafflecorn YOUR RIGHT EVIL but cute😅btw YOU GOT A SUB

    • @ciarraherman1584
      @ciarraherman1584 7 лет назад +1

      Waffle Mc.Unicorn lol

  • @agaewiththenamealex477
    @agaewiththenamealex477 6 лет назад +427

    For the prom one:
    I guess you can say that he....... FELL for her. 😉😉😉

  • @gabrielramos4525
    @gabrielramos4525 5 лет назад +116

    *Jesus is now arriving in a honda accord*
    Me:dyin of lqughter

  • @carinemcdonald2500
    @carinemcdonald2500 7 лет назад +371

    I just realized that smh means shake my head..... Story. Of. My. Life.

    • @yeahwhatever2171
      @yeahwhatever2171 7 лет назад +1

      Evan sadder is that I was to lazy to watch video tvice so I'd never know i you haven't wrote it hah

    • @niesahisham
      @niesahisham 7 лет назад +5

      Smh also stands for so much hate

    • @spitjasen3534
      @spitjasen3534 7 лет назад +1

      isn't it "shake my hand"

    • @maddieb6575
      @maddieb6575 7 лет назад +1

      camila martinez umm no

    • @ilovemilfs4866
      @ilovemilfs4866 7 лет назад +1

      camila martinez. um.. no

  • @aleena9132
    @aleena9132 7 лет назад +534

    I swear Tal is ALWAYS high while editing who agrees

  • @zucchini4763
    @zucchini4763 6 лет назад +145

    No, don’t worry, here in England we don’t have 5ft squirrels trying to break into our cars. We just have all the types of weather you could possibly have, in one day.

    • @loisroulson9238
      @loisroulson9238 6 лет назад +1

      MissMinecraft 1981 smh. This is so true.

    • @autumnbonde5110
      @autumnbonde5110 6 лет назад

      MissMinecraft 1981 that sounds a lot like Oregon in the U.S.😂

    • @faith-fh2po
      @faith-fh2po 6 лет назад

      MissMinecraft 1981 same in Florida just lot less snow and hail

    • @tsukithewolf4845
      @tsukithewolf4845 6 лет назад

      You're so, so, so right. I remember one day we had hail, rain, snow and sun all in one hour XD

    • @ollieob6121
      @ollieob6121 6 лет назад

      MissMinecraft 1981 everything but sun

  • @n7ck22
    @n7ck22 5 лет назад +164

    0:32 i noticed he said good morning... it says the photo was taken at 10:21PM...

  • @chemicalgeez5681
    @chemicalgeez5681 7 лет назад +92

    DangMattSmith is awesome! Please collab with him more! 😄

  • @kierstencross4655
    @kierstencross4655 6 лет назад +2241

    Who's here in 2019
    Nobody...just me?Ok
    Edit:Thanks for 675 likes
    Edit 2:Crap 2.2k likes.......

  • @pantherpaws8432
    @pantherpaws8432 6 лет назад +725

    If I get lost in the sea of comments... REMEMBER ME!!!!

    • @9thgrader153
      @9thgrader153 6 лет назад +4

      I will remember you!

    • @ren-wz6zs
      @ren-wz6zs 6 лет назад +3

      Kittykat Gamrgrl no

    • @noelia7546
      @noelia7546 6 лет назад +9

      Gurl this aint coco(lol jk)

    • @somerandomstuff2887
      @somerandomstuff2887 6 лет назад +9

      Nono R *ReMeMbEr mE ThOuGh i hAvE To sAy gOoDbYe*

    • @noelia7546
      @noelia7546 6 лет назад +4

      Some RandomStuff ReMeMBer Me dOnt LeT iT MaKe yOu cRy

  • @ceelewis5558
    @ceelewis5558 5 лет назад +7

    9:16 Tal’s face when Matt says “I thought you said he was my dad cause he is black!”

  • @liliecoffey8846
    @liliecoffey8846 6 лет назад +518

    I've got a joke
    Me: what does a tuna a piano and a basket of glue have in common
    You:idk
    Me: you can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna
    You:haha what about the glue
    Me: I knew you would get stuck there

  • @ellierose9506
    @ellierose9506 7 лет назад +135

    I’m from England and I didn’t know big squirrel existed 😂😂

    • @ellierose9506
      @ellierose9506 7 лет назад +3

      Of course I was

    • @LWT27
      @LWT27 7 лет назад +1

      Ellie rose Lol😂

    • @saracee313
      @saracee313 7 лет назад

      Ellie rose it dont tho

    • @kookiesandtae5469
      @kookiesandtae5469 7 лет назад

      I thought it was photo shopped 😐

    • @samah2903
      @samah2903 7 лет назад

      Kookies And tae the squirrel was on the roof and it just happened to line up with the car door

  • @denisewilson1648
    @denisewilson1648 6 лет назад +145

    Oh mah Lord on the part that they read "At Least We Tried"
    An ad came up that started with:
    "WE AGREE"

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 5 лет назад +22

    For the first one
    Yeah that's how it goes down in England
    My dad's car got robbed by a giant hedgehog

    • @lol-fp3pl
      @lol-fp3pl 5 лет назад +1

      john bailey what part of England do you live in! London is completely normal!

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 5 лет назад +3

      @@lol-fp3pl what do you mean?
      I've never heard of this 'London'
      I live in nodnoL

  • @amjad233
    @amjad233 6 лет назад +1007

    Any one here in 2019?

  • @lucyyy_
    @lucyyy_ 6 лет назад +466

    Do you not have 5ft squirrels in America????

  • @hannahkingman785
    @hannahkingman785 6 лет назад +201

    Yes, giant squirrels lurk everywhere on the streets of England, steeling cars.
    I live in England BTW, I see them all the time.

    • @clockworkjunkie_9120
      @clockworkjunkie_9120 6 лет назад +12

      Hannah Kingman
      Yes, it is pretty normal.
      😂
      Edit: I just moved to Canada, so no more England for me... ;-;

    • @Neptune-hu6kq
      @Neptune-hu6kq 6 лет назад +6

      Yep they where by my bike once

    • @beanie1303
      @beanie1303 6 лет назад +4

      Same, thats Why i Like are holidays when whe go to polanf

    • @kyle-xe8jy
      @kyle-xe8jy 6 лет назад +2

      Lol yeah sounds fun!

    • @willowthecat1098
      @willowthecat1098 6 лет назад +1

      The struggles are REAAAAL

  • @decentlysmartforanidiot8284
    @decentlysmartforanidiot8284 5 лет назад +16

    8:10
    my dude somehow managed to break his kid XD
    poor kid looks like he just walked out of a sainsbury's at 4 in the morning

  • @lili-zv8zi
    @lili-zv8zi 7 лет назад +226

    I was eating a doughnut and I choked on it when baby Ed Sheeran came up 😂😂😂🍩🍩
    EDIT: I AM ALIVE!!!!😂😂

  • @kiwi.k3363
    @kiwi.k3363 7 лет назад +76

    I felt bad for that little kid who was dizzy ):

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 7 лет назад +1

      Kiwi .K I did the same thing to myself,it lasted much longer

    • @islaman4444
      @islaman4444 7 лет назад +1

      That dad was so mean

    • @christyy9374
      @christyy9374 7 лет назад

      Why are yall hating it was funny 😂

  • @luciferx4579
    @luciferx4579 7 лет назад +728

    Harry Protecc
    Harry Attacc
    But most importantly
    His mum is never going bacc.
    (Edit: Sheesh.. I didn’t expect this many likes and replies. But thanks for the people who took time out of their day to like/comment!)

    • @erikas9253
      @erikas9253 7 лет назад +51

      Mike protecc
      Eleven attacc
      But they just want each other bacc

    • @Ok-eg8dg
      @Ok-eg8dg 7 лет назад +7

      xXBailey IdkXx dat meme old

    • @ryanlozano511
      @ryanlozano511 7 лет назад +41

      Dobby protecc
      Dobby attacc
      But most importantly
      He never comin bacc

    • @nourafatemi9377
      @nourafatemi9377 7 лет назад +37

      My dad protecc
      My dad attacc
      but most importantly
      he never came bacc

    • @selenabarnett125
      @selenabarnett125 7 лет назад +21

      MCR protecc
      MCR attacc
      but importantly and sadly
      MCR's never coming bacc

  • @seaskulls
    @seaskulls 5 лет назад +5

    “Boy I thought you were speaking Spanish” I did too lmao

  • @thealoney18
    @thealoney18 6 лет назад +167

    1:37 i can make a dad joke... or bad pun but: once that P falls it’s gonna spell *harm* - acy, get it? Ahaha...... I need a life

    • @muneca0417
      @muneca0417 6 лет назад +3

      Lol
      That pun was worthy of Cat Noir (you might not know who he is....but he makes puns)

    • @muneca0417
      @muneca0417 6 лет назад

      @NightcoreAdolpha Yay! I found someone!

    • @anonymousperson6154
      @anonymousperson6154 6 лет назад

      Is it bad that I laughed at that

    • @compactdisk7062
      @compactdisk7062 6 лет назад +1

      you copied this :/

    • @toru_sato
      @toru_sato 6 лет назад

      Respekt Bruda

  • @weirdkid6384
    @weirdkid6384 7 лет назад +118

    That guy that fell down was a disaster
    Lol 😂

  • @dancingmiraclemv4586
    @dancingmiraclemv4586 7 лет назад +718

    Next episode with dangmattsmith ^_^

    • @Seareos
      @Seareos 7 лет назад +3

      Yup. Best. Video. Ever.

  • @edisonelvira2581
    @edisonelvira2581 5 лет назад +56

    Yeah, we are "habla gated to pay for everything",
    damn Spanish lessons...

    • @ElectroGaming5
      @ElectroGaming5 5 лет назад +1

      *duolingo wants to know your location*
      I am proud son

  • @miranda-py6dg
    @miranda-py6dg 7 лет назад +81

    Matt is 18 and Tal is 20, OMG! I thought Matt was older than Tal. Sorry guys. (I needed to know, so I looked on Famous B-Days)

  • @whyne7452
    @whyne7452 6 лет назад +72

    If I'm attracted from what I fear, does that mean I'm attracted to spiders?

    • @lusifer9701
      @lusifer9701 6 лет назад +1

      That means I'm attracted to ICE PICKS.
      (Don't ask, they are weapons of murder.)

    • @whyne7452
      @whyne7452 6 лет назад +1

      @@lusifer9701 That's creepy

    • @uwoman4237
      @uwoman4237 6 лет назад

      So the girls are attracted to me

    • @MrError-bg4yb
      @MrError-bg4yb 6 лет назад +1

      BrocolliKid I’ll set a blind date if ya want xD

    • @wakak4688
      @wakak4688 6 лет назад

      Then I'm attracted to pussy

  • @pineapplelife7538
    @pineapplelife7538 6 лет назад +162

    I thought matts necklace said “sausage” instead of “savage” XD then I looked closely and it said “savage” so yea XD

  • @mountainview7971
    @mountainview7971 5 лет назад +11

    That poor guy falling 😢 down the stairs, I feel the back pain just watching it. OUCHIES.😟🤪😩🇨🇦

  • @batwoman1847
    @batwoman1847 7 лет назад +112

    I thought "smh" meant "so much hell", apparently it means "shake my head"?! 🤦🏻‍♀️. What has my life amounted to?!😂

  • @ShaamaliT
    @ShaamaliT 7 лет назад +200

    LAUGH OUT LOUD 😂😂🤣🤣😄😄
    AND PEOPLE I’M NOT STUPID I KNOW LOL IS THE SHORT TERM OF LAUGH OUT LOUD.

    • @leopads1277
      @leopads1277 7 лет назад +1

      ??

    • @sallyhock1530
      @sallyhock1530 7 лет назад +7

      There is a thing called lol

    • @nada-tm7km
      @nada-tm7km 7 лет назад +6

      flyboyy 8888 and it means laugh out loud
      Problem solved

    • @nevaehtheperson7156
      @nevaehtheperson7156 7 лет назад +2

      There is a shorter word for that..
      Its called *Lol*

    • @kellyr1287
      @kellyr1287 7 лет назад +1

      YOU MEAN LOL?!??!!!!!!?

  • @mollier3376
    @mollier3376 7 лет назад +422

    I don't know what your talking about... all squirrels are 5ft
    I live in England 😂

  • @man-throwing-thing
    @man-throwing-thing 5 лет назад +3

    Me for most of the video: 😂🤣
    Me when Jesus is riding the Uber: 😂🤣 💀

  • @victoriawhite2304
    @victoriawhite2304 6 лет назад +29

    Two of my favorite RUclipsrs combined I love it

  • @kanokekage8664
    @kanokekage8664 7 лет назад +1248

    36 view 660 likes 120 comments 0.0 noice...

  • @czeanmikhaela
    @czeanmikhaela 6 лет назад +776

    *2 years late but no one cares LOLLL*

  • @headlice1786
    @headlice1786 5 лет назад +11

    When I went to camp, there was a guy who’s name was Jesus and another guy who’s name was angel

    • @RuanAntunes7
      @RuanAntunes7 4 года назад +2

      Oh My God! 😂😂😂

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 4 года назад +1

      @@RuanAntunes7 no, god was their boss's name

  • @vivianemorales7707
    @vivianemorales7707 7 лет назад +104

    When the prom one played all I could think of was who was the girl in the relationship

  • @ahfreshair9242
    @ahfreshair9242 6 лет назад +1228

    Person- did your boyfriend Kermit that crime?
    Girl- he can’t even Kermit to our relationship
    I’m the only person who liked this comment

    • @a5thkiranora207
      @a5thkiranora207 6 лет назад +5

      Also like :)

    • @bunditt
      @bunditt 6 лет назад +29

      Sydne Sydne I want to Kermit suicide to the amount of people who say “I’m the only one who liked this comment because no one else will”

    • @jikookcontent6571
      @jikookcontent6571 6 лет назад +10

      Sydne Sydne it's commit not kermit

    • @emilyyarriaga
      @emilyyarriaga 6 лет назад +9

      LEAVE KERMIT ALONE!!!

    • @lucykicc3554
      @lucykicc3554 6 лет назад +3

      69th like

  • @zedostozi7408
    @zedostozi7408 6 лет назад +243

    Remember kids, don't have a vacation in England, because summer doesn't exist in England.

  • @itsrifalous785
    @itsrifalous785 5 лет назад +6

    8:10 when you try your best to impress your crush 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @lauramartin8986
      @lauramartin8986 4 года назад

      Haha!!! Lmao😂😂😁 so true. Thats so me

  • @pokemonreviews1357
    @pokemonreviews1357 6 лет назад +125

    I tried to put my grades of for adoption because I couldn’t rise them they didn’t take the grades

  • @deishabou3088
    @deishabou3088 6 лет назад +130

    Even if the P did fall on that guy, he would have to pay for the medical bill!

    • @ravenserpa765
      @ravenserpa765 6 лет назад +3

      if he sues t
      Walmart then Walmart will have ro pay

    • @gracemclaren2964
      @gracemclaren2964 6 лет назад +6

      Deisha Bou unless he sued them for it... i mean since it fell on him... maybe thats what the tweet meant...

    • @ghostofstarman8775
      @ghostofstarman8775 6 лет назад

      Walmart wouldn't get fined because that's fraud and he did it on purpose

    • @gracemclaren2964
      @gracemclaren2964 6 лет назад +3

      Ghost of Starman What if they didnt know it was on purpose though

    • @ghostofstarman8775
      @ghostofstarman8775 6 лет назад +1

      Security cams

  • @shellecesmith2338
    @shellecesmith2338 6 лет назад +136

    That dude that fell was tripping cause she hot

  • @zoevanderhoof7249
    @zoevanderhoof7249 5 лет назад +19

    7:15 I was WHEEZING from laughing so hard lol

  • @egit6147
    @egit6147 6 лет назад +54

    When my brother thought dangmattsmith is ksi
    WHYYYYYY

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 6 лет назад +1

      Torture him

    • @Liverpoollassie
      @Liverpoollassie 6 лет назад

      What Kind of brother do you have?

    • @yakovgal3586
      @yakovgal3586 6 лет назад

      Your brother is not a human

    • @torischenk3972
      @torischenk3972 6 лет назад

      So Cute fennekin g

    • @zachatack2965
      @zachatack2965 6 лет назад

      KSI sucks, he doesn’t look like Deji either, but still, if he looks like one of them at all, he looks more like deji, but he doesn’t really look like deji, he just looks like deji more than he does look like KSI.

  • @mackie7255
    @mackie7255 7 лет назад +30

    Yup we do have 5ft squirrels in England, they live in our gardens and eat our scones :)

  • @leasarchives
    @leasarchives 7 лет назад +92

    That ed sheeran one 💀💀

  • @o_henry.omeara_o862
    @o_henry.omeara_o862 4 года назад +2

    1:24
    Me waiting for something mildly exiting to happen in my life

  • @corridorechoes9595
    @corridorechoes9595 6 лет назад +162

    Giant Squirrel problem?
    It was probably Mad-Eye Moody...
    I mean,
    Mad-Eye/Barty Crouch Jr.: ENGORGIOO!
    Edit: and the fact that it's in england haha

    • @ren-wz6zs
      @ren-wz6zs 6 лет назад

      what.

    • @abys9733
      @abys9733 6 лет назад +7

      Heather Rivaille BAHAHA YAS I GET U

    • @corridorechoes9595
      @corridorechoes9595 6 лет назад +5

      okiebubz Harry Potter reference. 😁

    • @MagmaBlitzer
      @MagmaBlitzer 6 лет назад +2

      Idk why that's cringey

    • @Neptune-hu6kq
      @Neptune-hu6kq 6 лет назад +5

      Heather Rivaille 😂 Harry Potter reference

  • @lunarnightcore6168
    @lunarnightcore6168 7 лет назад +70

    I guess you can say that “Jesus took the wheel?” Haha I’m an idiot 😂

  • @iicloudxxs5855
    @iicloudxxs5855 7 лет назад +33

    Vacation?? England?? The sun is non existent here !

    • @xshady_akornx4766
      @xshady_akornx4766 6 лет назад +1

      Galaxy Robot234 It's been about 24° degrees recently with the sun out tho

    • @Dizzybevvie
      @Dizzybevvie 6 лет назад

      Mother: describe England in ten words.
      Me: Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.

  • @kpoppingranny5427
    @kpoppingranny5427 6 лет назад +1

    “ Good morning, Another day, Another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car.” that one got me real guddddd

  • @PokeBlox21
    @PokeBlox21 6 лет назад +42

    Wait. If the P falls, them it would be a "harm"acy XD

  • @milum812
    @milum812 7 лет назад +199

    Oh god😂 I thought that “smh” meant “so much hate”....

    • @amyemerman4932
      @amyemerman4932 7 лет назад

      Me to!!

    • @evlin97
      @evlin97 7 лет назад +5

      Mi Lum technically means the same thing

    • @enriquemonterrosa9157
      @enriquemonterrosa9157 7 лет назад +1

      Dylan ius how? It means shaking my head.

    • @evlin97
      @evlin97 7 лет назад +4

      Enrique Monterrosa well yeah it still means something hateful

    • @jaxdog1336
      @jaxdog1336 7 лет назад

      Mi Lum that's why little kids can't have electronics

  • @zaraleather
    @zaraleather 7 лет назад +23

    The video of the ball hitting the mum in the faces is the definition of England😂 literally

    • @jamestruelson5642
      @jamestruelson5642 7 лет назад +2

      Zara Leather little did u know that they r from Guernsey (close enough though)

  • @takeyourtime2323
    @takeyourtime2323 5 лет назад +3

    Dangmattsmith: another day another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car
    Me from England: 3 meters