As England Progress in The World Cup, A VERY Different Tournament Begins In Qatar
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- Опубликовано: 8 дек 2022
- From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell takes a look back at this week's news from The World Cup, to Kanye, to the recent British census.
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If politicians are so obsessed with national pride they could focus on making britain a country to be proud of.
Eh, I just call you TERF Island or the USS UK: The largest Aircraft carrier in the US Navy. Cheers!
That would require rich people to pay taxes. This is a lot easier.
National pride we've got none left
Yep
It's all to do with how we look from the outside...
They dont care about us inhabitants on the inside!!!
One of the most British things I've ever experienced was at the Victoria Coach Station in London. Me and my mate were standing in a large queue. Suddenly, a woman walked over the barriers and ran to a terminal, and once the people in the queue noticed what was going on, they started booing at her. A young woman in front of me yelled "QUEUE JUMPER! BOO! THIS IS LONDON!" Needless to say, security came, and as they escorted the queue jumper out, everyone started cheering and clapping. Ten seconds later, the room was silent and everything went back to normal.
that woman was traken to the tower
Sounds about right
@@fatherdougalmcguire9129 It's not spelled Traken, it's spelled Kraken, there's a Kraken in the tower now, imported all the way from Norway
Certified London moment
The one thing that unites the nation - shaming queue jumpers. I’m with that.
"Sh*t, we're in Qatar. Let's pretend we're reindeers." I lost it. 😂
You should've seen the Korean team, two players straight up kissed and then hugged on the field. It literally went viral because someone asked what the name of the series was
Where can I find this video? You know for research purposes...
Doesn’t seem too out of the ordinary, some Koreans shower together and bite each other’s butts.
As a cornish person I can confirm we have been very patriotic lately I think its just our hatred of second homers
YESSS thank you my friend
My stepdad bought a old rundown farmhouse in Cornwall....restored it And stayed there ❤️ xx
@@PaganPunk noice
@@PaganPunk second home owner ? 🤨
What is a second homer?
If politicians want us to be more British, then they need to make Britain a country proud to live in and be a part of
Err... Britain is not a country, it's an island made up of 3 countries! Google it, you might learn something?
@@ukp42 by definition it is a country
Look up the England constitution party 🏴👌
@@samanthalondonlegend5353 no thanks, don't like living here enough to care
@@ZXSPEX no id rather actually go somewhere nice, I'm hoping to go to Scandinavia eventually
I love when a comedian tells a joke and they crack up partway through the delivery. When they find the joke funny, still, after rehearsing it, and then performing it, that's how you know it's funny.
Could never happen to Russell Howard then.
@@markglover3840 Humour is subjective, a lot of us love him
theres no audience there lmao. russell is propaganda
Hello from Germany. I wish we had a comedian like you over here. You really do a great job combining comedy and information in a very entertaining way! 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Warum?
Just gotta wait for Germany to legalise humour c:
Ah the most traditional German sense of humor: Deadpan "admiration" of the British sense of humor. Chef's kiss, mon ami!
@@michaelhawkins7389 Tja! Das hann i mich au' g'fragt g'ha! Außerdem, warum?
MsG
Hold up.., you're telling me Germany has comedians ..,🤔
That graffitttii about Boris is in the west end of glasgow and everytime I walk past it, It makes me feel proud to be Scottish
i don’t understand how anyone can think christianity defines the country. this country has seen druidism, norse paganism, roman paganism, and only then christianity. christmas is a leftover from pre-christian winter festivals of gift giving and community gathering such as Saturnalia and easter is the same for festivals of rebirth, the christian church just placed their own holidays at the same time because they couldn’t stop people celebrating those traditions but could persuade them to slap a jesus layer of paint over it. and they never got halloween.
Get your "I was here to see the title typo" voucher here. 🤣
Russel nailed it spot on. England is all about the random shit happening that u just laugh and cheer on. I remember coming home from a banqueting event on a the weekend, its like 3am in the morning waiting for the Central Line underground train. A drunk walks in and barfs in the nearest corner 15 meters from me. Shortly after a second drunk person walks in and tells him ? "You alright mate? I reckon ill be the next one to barf over on this station"
Just before the train arrives on the platform. Second guy barfs in the end of the platform.
How could u not love London. Can't compare it to any other place in the world.
In my second year of college, when doing art, one of the other girls came in with a really odd look on her face. She had spent the bus ride in staring at a random guy dressed as Gandalf for no reason. There were no conventions on at the time anywhere, it wasn't Halloween.
"it's coming home"
If someone hasn't been there for 56 years, I don't know if you can call it their home anymore...
The Home of football is Scotland.
@@pressuredrop6173wait when’s their first World Cup game?
Like travelers that don't travel.
@@fin8523 It was many years back. Looks like I touched a raw nerve there. Brilliant.
@@pressuredrop6173 Alba gu bràth 🏴
Friends was already done in the UK. It was called Coupling. It was funnier. It ran for 4 seasons. It starred Gina Bellman (Leverage) , Jack Davenport (Pirates of the Caribbean), Ben Miles (the Crown), Richard Coyle (Covert Affairs), Sarah Alexander (Stardust), and Kate Isitt (Strictly Confidential).
Coupling was brilliant. It was influenced by Friends to an extent, but I think too that it had an influence from Seinfeld. That show's clever, twist heavy, multi layered episodes was genius and I always saw a bit of that in Coupling. Funny too that. Coupling was actually remade for the American market with new actors, and didnt make it past a few episodes before cancellation!
I remember that show. I loved it.
I've never been a fan of friends. Annoying yanks.
Wrong, it was "Chums" on SM:TV with Ant&Dec and Cat Deely
Coupling was brilliant.
there was also a Yankee version, but it lasted like 1 episode, it was bad, the audience wasn't ready for it at all.
Camels with botox injections.
On the list of things I literally never would’ve thought to expect to hear in my whole life, that was an entry I did not even fathom as a possibility
I could listen to Russell without end. Cheers from Germany
To think we used to be a pagan nation before Christianity was introduced to the UK this definitely means we are not losing our national identity we are just adopting a new one and Cornish people are feeling more proud about being Cornish😂😂😂😂
@@jettyharrison4377 - that's nice, dear
Also, for point of note - paganism isn't new. It's OLD
Well lots of respect to the pasty.
When English say "It's coming home"
I always think "It's coming Rome" :D
ruh ro raggy
Ah, so that's why Italy won Euro 2020
And how are Italy doing this World Cup?
@@molybdomancer195 I know they aren't present, it just reminds me of the situation
Typical British, claiming something that the Chinese invented #cuju
Kindly add a
"Some viewers may find the following picture disturbing"
warning before showing Simon Cowells face.
Yes!! That was SCARY
@@livb6945 I looked at it and heard the shrieks of "I'm melting melting" in my head from the Wicked Witch of the West.
"It's like Austin Powers f@#ked an ugg boot"... I snorted coffee out of my nose 😂😂😂😂
I love Russel Howard, my only favourite comedian and humble human being. Keep it up bro
"he got really bad feedback" I'M LOSING ITTTT
I didn't get it...?
@@dylansharkey6040 microphone feedback. That weird noise that comes from microphones all the time
Russell is like George Carlin of the UK. delivering comedy alongside important and accurate information at its finest.
english every cup: it's coming home!
also english: yeah we lost, we should really lower our standards seeing as it's been almost 70 years since last
Thanks for cheering me up Russ
Careful now Howard, we Aussies love our Bublé for Christmas :D
Mostly to give as a gag gift for someone we know will hate it (which is almost everyone)
No we don't. Speak for yourself Jerch
I like to to put him on when I'm bathing
I call this experience a Bublé Bath 🛀
@@vice.nor.virtue *boom-tish*
Hitler also didn't invent the highway. The first official Autobahn in Germany was opened in 1932, between Bonn and Cologne. Before Hitler rose to power
It's still not coming home.
A flagpole & flag, plus installation, would cost several hundred pounds.
How about giving each school that amount of money in exercise books and pencils?Or a climbing frame? Or even put it towards free school meals?
spot on Russell
Your a bloody good 1 russell love you my m8 keep up the exquisite work my friend ❤️
Hey Russell. 4:35 The man that does both is a LEGEND.
I hope that typo stays there forever
Respect *iln*
For God's sake Russ I'm trying to eat
Don't show pictures of Simon Cowell
What confuses me is that Simon keeps rearranging his face, but leaves his moobs as is? WTF?
“Who’s going to touch up the kids?” - I think the people of Telford and Rotherham might be able to tell you that.
Someone needs to watch 24hrs in Police custody
What defines Britton is Russell Howard, Simon Cowell new smile , and remembering to laugh at pretend ghosts
@Underground Evolution Of Hip Hop TV dude you are listening to hip hop your opinion is worthless and irrelevant
what defines britain is pubs, tea, pies, pigeons and rotten weather
@@thejuiceking2219 Fish and chips and naff Holiday camps, Palmo, bookies, and Russell Howard
Britton? As in Fern Britton? (*Britain).
the definition of britain makes me laugh but is also uncanilly accurate which idk how to feel abt - although u were missing the tesco mealc deal outrage
Fuckin' eighty quid for a wrap thats 90% wilted lettuce and a Freddo that's the size of a chocolate button? Damn right we're outraged
I think betting whether a new PM or a head of lettuce will last longer is very British too.
Keep it up Russell!!
“Who’s having a patriotic wank?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best Russell Howard question ever!!
Not sure why running a camel beauty contest is more absurd than running one for dogs, something that happens fairly often in the uk. Both equally absurd in my mind
As a man from Portsmouth, I have to add to this.. wooooooooo!!!
"That is a CILF" - haha, that's solid.
To be fair, the number of Brits who are truly Christian is even smaller than the data suggests. That is because many Brits are members of the church for christenings etc. But don’t actually believe in God. I know very few people who are Christians. This is especially true for younger Brits who are nearly unanimously secular
The more advanced humans get the less religion will be believed
“‘Stranger Things’ will become ‘Wierd sh*t’”
I prefer this alternative.
‘Bit odd innit?’
Im Cornish & that Tattoo is proper👌
omg please get a cornish pasty tattoo I've never met you in my life but I would absolutely love you if you did
Is it just me or does Farage look like he was assembled with damaged parts from the Muppet factory?
LOOOOOOOOL
hey that's rude, the muppets look good.
😄
I would say he's like a raggy doll, but I loved that series as a kid so don't want to associate the two.
D e f o r m i t i e s
always funny shit but ya smashed this one out the ball park
the best bit was the sexy camel outline hand movement to signify the humps... fuckin phenomenal 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Love you Russel!!!
Brazil lost to Croatia on penalties, if england do win the world cup, everyone will be drinking like there’s no tomorrow for a week.
Only those with no empathy
@@HuplesCat wht u mean only those with no empathy
@@memesaregood2238 I think it's a reference to the Saudis being a murdering bunch of slave drivers.
Sorry for your disappointment ahead of time.
@@nlocnil3602 Are you a time traveller mate?
Growing up in Canada there were mandates of "Canadian content" on television. It is how we got Bob & Doug MacKenzie on SCTV.
The ad before this video was RUclips worried the law might apply to them, then all the propaganda of hate from the USA will need to include a Canadian or not less often shown.
nothing says british like:
"you alright?"
"yeah you?"
*silence*
You owight?
I love watching this, even as an Aussie 😂
"If we lose christianity, who's going to touch up the kids?"
A prince.
Rotherham grooming gangs?
Lots of drag queens already doing it 😉
A nounce?
Jim will Fix It
@@falconeshield I believe you mean nonce but yes, that would be correct.
Stranger things would become it’s a bit weird init😂😂😂
Ty, I needed that giggle.🖖🌈💚
As a British Christian, I actually don't care if less people are believing in Christianity, it actually showcases out strive for knowledge and wisdom.
Believing less in religion does not equate to progress or knowledge. The whole lgbt and trans nonsense is an example of that.
@@Private-rm5dy of course it is
@@jettyharrison4377 Is this about LGBT people or Christianity? Besides, you forget about the asexual community, infertile people, people who can't afford to bring a baby into the world and people who just plain don't want one. I'm queer and infertile, but plan to adopt. Chances are, I could give that child a better life than the one it may have had with its original family.
@@Private-rm5dy Are you saying that gay people wouldn't exist if more people believed in religion? You are a prime example of ignorance 🤣
@@jettyharrison4377 What about seahorses? Their male give birth to their young. Also, more than 500 species of animal can change gender when needed. It is what it is, as you say, but not the way you think it is
As a Scot I don't care for England but this video was absolutely class, this tournament has been great! also your religious piece was 100% accurate and funny af, love you Russ 🏴🙌
It goes both ways but your food is good especially haggis so if it came to it I would hope we would still have each other backs during hard times 👍
I guess you will be cheering for the froggies tonight Mac. Sorry, I forgot. There is a football world cup being played.
The feeling is mutual mate.
Russel you are very naughty 😂
Russell Nigel is right on this one mate.
I can't believe that Simon Cowell has been replaced with a lizard
Maybe David Icke was on to something all along 🤣
Some say his final form is Margaret Thatcher 🦎 👀
Lol its coming home alright lol the whole team with dave the cat lol
What about "God save the King"????
A Union Flag dildo is one thing, literally putting the 'Jack' into union. But, where are they made?
By a jack of all trades
Britain is standing next to the quiet camp in a festival and screaming at anyone making the slightest noise to be quiet as loud as you can.
Union Flag is the only called Union Jack, when it's flown from boats/ships!
West is off his meds. That is literally crazy talk.
Wrong day to post it😂😂😂😂
Anyone here after we lost to France
Where's the full episode???
Another hilarious bit was KW saying he was a musician!
He is a musician though, and a very successful one at that. But obviously he’s gone crazy.
@@princessp9580 Oh right. What instruments does he play? Can he sing?
@@johndyda5673 while that is a valid definition of musician, it also refers to someone who is musically talented. West is very creative and clever with his craft and has produced many successful tracks for other artists. I don’t agree with him or even like him as a person but you cannot deny that he is a talented musician.
Stranger things would actually be 'bit odd innit'
Farrage talking about church of England schools not teaching religion as much when the entire church of England only exists because a king was unhappy that the pope said he couldn't have a new wife
I saw this live
Somehow I can't picture Farage in a church.
Funnily enough, for a homophobic region, physical contact between men is very accepted.
That touching of heads, very okay. Hugs and even kissing your homies on the forehead is okay.
Guys it's not gay if your team just scored
I think they're fine with it as long as they keep their pants on, that would be pretty awkward on the field
And kisses on the cheek and holding hands. As a Muslim, I know that physical show of compassion between men is encouraged. It is the west that is homophobic. It is the sexual act and dressing as and appearing like s a woman that is forbidden.
@@keyaamabrahams7984 agree with the first half of your statement. Everyone needs platonic intimacy.
Not with the second.
Here's the thing, even if you think it's a sin, let God deal with it. It's not like theft or muder, those sins cause worldly harm and need to be punished in this world.
Things like sex with the same gender, premarital sex, etc, if done with mutual consent don't cause worldly harm. People are free to believe anything about other-worldly or spiritual harm. But then let God, that you have so much faith in, deal with it in the afterlife.
I'm not really religious and I find this point of view to be logical. Worldly sins need laws and spiritual sins, God can handle.
I think you underestimate the power of football in removing the heterosexuality from all men in a 10 metre radius of the TV screen.
Edit: to be clear, this is not meant to be a conspiracy theory or a doggitory comment towards gay people. Just that the only time I and the homies will ever start kissing each other is during the football. I am not a homophobe.
We already had British Friends. It was called Chums!
Working at boots will never be the same.
That's a Simon impersonator. LOL
Can anyone lend me a tenner for heating please, I'm fricking cold!
ITS COMING HOMMME !! 😁😁
I'm gonna be real I was looking at the guy celebrating on the left
Adolph Farage thinking it's a problem is a ringing endorsement. Keep it up Britain!
People still like politicians and kanye, like a lot of people. These people need a slap.
I'm not religious at all. But it's very funny that he can shit talk Christianity but if you did the same thing about being Muslim or Jewish you'd be cancelled
What has Simon done to his face?!
6:28 i believe you mean the fast n the finance
Jesus.
Simon Cowell looks like Nick Knowles after losing a fight with a lawn mower.
Simon Cowell looks like an Oblibion character
Have people not got it yet ,That when they say it’s coming home
It means it definitely is not coming home
'It's coming home' my arse.
I usually enjoy Russell’s comedy but it actually hurt when he made the comment about Christianity and “touching up kids”. There are amazing people in churches who fight to protect children and have strict safeguarding policies about who can and can’t volunteer with kids but also have stepped in when there has been abuse in a family and have worked closely with social services to protect children. That’s not to say there aren’t predators in churches who have unfortunately been able to get into positions of power and abuse, and my hope is that those evil people are punished severely and those who have been hurt are able to heal and get the justice they deserve. To equate Christianity to pedophilia, however, because of evil people who don’t know Christ’s love, is similar to saying all Muslims are terrorists because of 9/11 when we know that’s simply not the case.
“No coming home”.
England are coming home 😊
Come on England ⚽️ ♥️ 🏴 👏
Come on France 🇫🇷
Is this post about football or the flag vibrator?...
@@Draegarth you weirdo🤣🤣
Come on engerland score sum facking goals
@@XXXTENTAClON227 I mean England hold the record for number of goals this world cup so far 12 (joint with Portugal)
Don't they mention God in the national anthem?
Good luck to them, if they win,they might earn enough to be among the few who can afford to heat their homes AND eat this winter.
Good god this was funny.
Darth Vader’s what!!? 😂
No wait, is it still coming home?
Unfortunately not. Very disappointing…
I’m not really a football person at all, but that always changes when the World Cup comes around, oh well, back to not watching it for another 4 years…
That is a CILF!