just blasted this for 7 minutes on a sony SRS XB33 portable speaker in walmart until they found which speaker it was and turned it off. best 7 minutes of my life.
about 17 years ago, when I got my first mobile phone, I recorded this huge shit that I had and used it as my ring tone. everybody wondered at what the series of sounds were..... until the penny finally dropped
my mom used to read this to me every night. it was passed down from my great grandmother whenever my mom had a hard time sleeping. it just reminds me of my childhood
@@AlexanderNeptune626 "there was nothing more beautiful than when the delicate silk sheets that laid upon the king's bed became a mushy brown complexion from the rectal discharge. "
@@AlexanderNeptune626 " the parents of said children rejoiced with such a great honor as to see such fecal matters discussed as well as the explosions of audible toxic air spewing from the hindquarters of the king after he had finished. "
BRUH I WAS PUTTING MY WIRELESS EARBUDS IN, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY IT WASNT WORKING, SO I GO DOWNSTAIRS TO THE KITCHEN, AND ITS PLAYING ON THE SPEAKER FULL BLAST WHILE MY DADS MAKING A SANDWHICH
My computer struggled with this version, 20 hours would probably cause a meltdown. I should be starting work on the next 8 hour version tonight, possibly upload it tomorrow once it’s done rendering. Then I’ll add that video to my 10 hour playlist, so you’ll have at least 16 hours of uninterrupted glorious splatters. Perhaps one day I’ll make a single video for 20+ hours.
Just put this on high volume while in the bathroom. My husband heard it from the living room and yelled “OMG sweetie!” I let it play for a good 4 min while letting out the odd grunt..then I slowly turned the volume down. I come out to see my husbands face and burst out laughing..😆 Marriage done right👍🏼
I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
i have continuously played this beautiful track throughout the past few months it helped me in a dark time! blasting as loud as my car speaker can go with a car full of passengers is my personal favorite pass time❤️
Very good! My wife and I couldn’t have gotten better sleep! So peaceful! And when you wake up you are gifted with a pleasant, unexpected surprise! Love it. I gotta hand it to you! Keep up the great work!
No joke this is perfect for when you're insecure about pooping at your girls place. I told my girlfriend that I will always play this beautiful video while taking a poopy and now she will never know whether it's me or the video. Thank you. I feel safe now
I imagine if you play this at your wedding the funeral will probably take place later that day. Still, make sure to get a video of this being played at your wedding! I gotta see that.
@@TheDiarrheaGod lol I believe your assessment is spot on my friend. My fiance would probably murder me if I paid someone to play this shit (pun intended) during our wedding lol. You would probably hear about it somewhere lol.
Joshua Arendt At least you’d only have to play this video once. You could start it at the beginning of the wedding and it would probably still be going after the funeral.
My husband has never been relaxed like this before. This is amazing bud. My husband is abusive and has anger issues theses sounds make him easily sleep. In the morning before work he leaves a pleasant surprise on the edge of the bed. Keep up the great work! 😋
I really love the beat of this song, it can bring anyone with its strong lyrics. This helps me through certain times, it can take your heart by its Moving music and lyrics, I recommend this as an alarm clock with its incredible sound!
I have been very stressed out at work in the past year or so. Then, my therapist recommended that I listen to this for 10 minutes every day, before going into the office. I am happy to say, my anxiety is gone, and I feel great! :) Thank you!!
I play this for my down stairs neighbors who scream and yell at me for hours no matter what I’m doing. They don’t seem to appreciate the art of this noise clip
I don't think you folks really appreciate how difficult it is to create a fine gastrointestinal sound experience like this. If I didn’t know better, I'd swear that some of you are actually laughing at this masterpiece.
this music really is timeless. it's incredible how ahead of their time the artists were. even after all these years, this banger never fails to lighten up any party. stay funkin' guys, you are amazing! ❣♥♥♥
This is what my ex said to me through text and I sent her this and a video of me at home in the bathroom pooping this way she broke up with me afterwards
@@WoofyMcDoodle don't worry found a new girl with my bisexual self but then she left me for my older by one year brother. Honestly I'm fine with this my big brothers happy so I'm happy should've know she'd only use a gal for their sibling
Stressed for finals, then I find this gem. Between the video and the comments, this was perfect. Thank you all. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Cheers.
Something else that just occurred to me: the SETI Institute needs to broadcast this vid in its entirety into space. In doing this, it will serve as a warning to any aliens with ill intent to stay away from earth.
Maybe throughout my entire life I’ve had ten whole hours of the Hershey Squirts, but honestly, this is about 5-6 minutes of content repeated for ten hours.
If you ever need a really good laugh at 1 am. You remember this beautiful video so you search it on RUclips and listen to it for 30 minutes, stopping it only because it was putting you to sleep!!! Can't get any better than this! The perfect end to a not so perfect day! 😂❤💩🚽🤦♀️
Certainly! A relaxing and soothing video has the incredible power to transport you to a state of calm and tranquility. As you immerse yourself in its gentle visuals and soothing sounds, the stress and worries of the outside world gradually fade away. The peaceful scenes and soft melodies create a serene atmosphere that effortlessly lulls your mind into a state of relaxation. The mesmerizing imagery, whether it's a breathtaking nature landscape or a cozy fireplace, captivates your senses, allowing you to unwind and find solace in the present moment. Each frame unfolds with a graceful rhythm, inviting you to breathe deeply and let go of tension. Watching a soothing video becomes a respite for the mind and an opportunity to rejuvenate your spirit, leaving you refreshed and replenished in the embrace of tranquility.
My brother was talking to his friends, and um, his friends thought it was hilarious when I put this on, I still don't know why my brother hated it though. BUTT this is the best thing I have ever found on RUclips.
Truely inspirational. I first played this to my wife when she couldnt sleep because of the stress from constipation. This put her right to sleep, and she was just so relaxed from the sound of a good runny poo she shat herself that night. So helpful thanks diherea god
some girls from my classes came in and were like “hey is that [MY NAME] and [FRIENDS NAME] in there playing those noises?” since we’re playing it in the most used bathroom (universal bathroom)
i've had trouble sleeping, then i find this relaxing masterpiece. i feel like I can finally rest at ease now. My fav part is at 2:55! Thank you, now I can rest knowing diarreah is always there for me.
My ears feel wonderful, i cannot express my love for this masterpiece. I find it more beautiful than any song i’ve ever heard. i love the part where it went “ddd ddd hddhm” it made me feel inspired and it made me tear up. I am thankful for this video, whoever made this deserves great respect.
The fact that it’s called “Relaxing” makes it ten times better
100 times better
1000 times better
10,000 Times Better
100,000 times better
Yes I agree
just blasted this for 7 minutes on a sony SRS XB33 portable speaker in walmart until they found which speaker it was and turned it off. best 7 minutes of my life.
Well dude you got lucky that you didn't receive a lifetime ban from Walmart!
😆
LOL😂😂😂😂
Haha haha really??😂
this video gave me a boner
I want to see a call center use this as hold music.
That would be awesome!
about 17 years ago, when I got my first mobile phone, I recorded this huge shit that I had and used it as my ring tone. everybody wondered at what the series of sounds were..... until the penny finally dropped
That would be amazing
Yeah I don’t want to see your friend request
Ye it would be ace
This woke me out of a 2 year coma. Your work is very appreciated
**plays the man who sold the world after you wake up**
Yo 2 years passed
@@Sunny_enjoyer I feel like it hasn’t been 2 years already but that “ 2y ago “ beside my first comment would never lie to me
my mom used to read this to me every night. it was passed down from my great grandmother whenever my mom had a hard time sleeping. it just reminds me of my childhood
" Wet Slapping Diarrhea Poopy Sounds the Third "
" There was a pause in the heaving "
@@arat382
"in the end, the nine realms were in harmony, and the porcelain throne became a nice shade of brown"
@@AlexanderNeptune626 "there was nothing more beautiful than when the delicate silk sheets that laid upon the king's bed became a mushy brown complexion from the rectal discharge. "
@@arat382 "the children heard the epic loo battle and beamed with pride when the king said 'its finished!' "
@@AlexanderNeptune626 " the parents of said children rejoiced with such a great honor as to see such fecal matters discussed as well as the explosions of audible toxic air spewing from the hindquarters of the king after he had finished. "
BRUH I WAS PUTTING MY WIRELESS EARBUDS IN, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY IT WASNT WORKING, SO I GO DOWNSTAIRS TO THE KITCHEN, AND ITS PLAYING ON THE SPEAKER FULL BLAST WHILE MY DADS MAKING A SANDWHICH
j a c k o l a n t e r n :3 I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
LMAOJVDWUNOVADJPPVDAN
Jajajajaja
HAHA LMAO
shouldn't your mom make the sandwitch?
1:48 seems the 20th century fox theme begining
I’m dead 🤣
Lmao
Yeah
That’s accurate! 😂
im dying hahahahahhaha!!!
Can you make a 20 hour version. I'm tired of pressing that replay button
My computer struggled with this version, 20 hours would probably cause a meltdown. I should be starting work on the next 8 hour version tonight, possibly upload it tomorrow once it’s done rendering. Then I’ll add that video to my 10 hour playlist, so you’ll have at least 16 hours of uninterrupted glorious splatters. Perhaps one day I’ll make a single video for 20+ hours.
@@TheDiarrheaGod imagine upgrading a PC to render farts
Blankspace To render for 20+ hours I’d need a computer more powerful than the one I have now. And the one I have now is as beefy as these farts!
Slow the speed down to 0.5x. Even more entertaining that way!!
@d d Don't be an ingrate. He did us all an amazing service by making this video.
I’m surprised cardi b didn’t copyright you
HAHAHAHAHA
Pog_Champion r/rareinsults
I- 😂💀💀
angel what is I- and why do so many people say it
General Greivous um I don’t know tbh I just got comfortable with saying it 😭😂
Just put this on high volume while in the bathroom. My husband heard it from the living room and yelled “OMG sweetie!”
I let it play for a good 4 min while letting out the odd grunt..then I slowly turned the volume down. I come out to see my husbands face and burst out laughing..😆
Marriage done right👍🏼
There is not a real man out there who would not appreciate the brilliance of that prank.
That’s a nice prank
And then everyone applauded
@@daniel_3191 shut up bruh
That's amazing
Best prank ever is to go in a public bathroom and just blare this full blast
You deserve recognition for this comment. 🎉🏆🎊🌹
Very impressed that this video doesn’t loop. Truly an accomplishment and a testament to what we are capable of
Yeah
Sadly it does loop
@Reversed Gaming yes imagine
It loops
@Reversed Gaming That doesn't erase the fact that its implying that some1's been pooping for an hour straight.
Why is there no auto tuned version
No one’s asked for it yet, and I’m not sure how to do that.
@@TheDiarrheaGod you can download an autotune app, and just put the video over the sound
mayzee I’ll have to look into it for sure.
I tried autotuning it, but it's difficult. The software wasn't picking up on much of it so it was all but noticeable :(
@@pxevolution that's a tragedy ☹️
RUclips wouldn't be the same without this masterpiece.
I agree
nothing would be the same without this
Do I hear Kennedy Center calling??
Ikr
It summarizes what the site has turned into.
I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
Thank you for the story well time to go to bed and listen to the nice pooping noises
Copypasta moment
You publish this as a book lol I would totally by it
This. Is. A. Masterpiece.
Bro made a hole Star Wars intro for diarrhea fart sounds 💀
Man that toilet had an entire thanksgiving dinner for itself.
I'm fucking crying at this comment lmfao
IM CHOKING FROM LAUGHTER🤣🤣🤣🤣
PLSS
Lol
XDXDXDXXDXDXDXXDDXXDXDXDDDXDX
I'm shocked you didn't get copyright strikes for posting all these mumble rap songs
HAHA!!!
Lol so true
🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant comment.
Savage! 🤪😂😂😂
Doctor: You’ve got 24 hours to live
Me: I only need 10
BIG SHIT HOURS
you just won the comment championship
1000 like
I would want 24 hours so I can watch it 2.4 times! I love the wafty fresh goodness that this video brings to my senses!
Silent moment of prayer 😔🥴
i have continuously played this beautiful track throughout the past few months it helped me in a dark time! blasting as loud as my car speaker can go with a car full of passengers is my personal favorite pass time❤️
Very good! My wife and I couldn’t have gotten better sleep! So peaceful! And when you wake up you are gifted with a pleasant, unexpected surprise! Love it. I gotta hand it to you! Keep up the great work!
Binal Patel congrats on your birth
I know right! My partner and i agreed that this has got to be our favorite sleep melody.
this is my favourite song to trick my family into thinking im having diarrhea
I can't tell if this is real or not because The Diahrea God pinned your comment.
wait what
Why are no captions available
Hapkin Nobody:
RUclips captions *if there were some*: music
Hapkin I tried too🤣
*Casual Diarrhea Noises*
[Music]
[Applause]
You got stickbugged :)
@@oliverispissed yeah kinda true
I can smell it through the screen
Pittsburgh Line Railfan Smells horrible eh?
Oh god yes
Same
Pittsburgh Line Railfan retweet
@@drawingcorrupted2905 hi sexy
It’s not weird to fall asleep to this every night.
Glad to know you're with me
it is.
@@hk6969not
BRO I AM DOING THAT 😭
Listening to this while reading the comments is truly a golden experience
don't you mean a brown experience?
Was that a JoJo reference?
Plumber: Unclogs toilet
Credit Card: Declines
Plumber:
OMFG I burst out of laughter so hard at this one
Ok
im sorry i had to steal it to send to me friend pls no copywright
listening to this and looking at the comments makes it funnier
😂😂😂😂
No joke this is perfect for when you're insecure about pooping at your girls place. I told my girlfriend that I will always play this beautiful video while taking a poopy and now she will never know whether it's me or the video. Thank you. I feel safe now
genius
@@phost9011do you play wolfenstein
@@FMCMUSA no why ?
@@phost9011 doom?
@@FMCMUSA i played it yeah, but don't ask each game, what do you want ?
I have had one too many drinks and im out here, on my bed, crying over this.
Same!! Hahaha crying of laughter reading the comments 😅😭
cheers ill drink to that brother
you should check out King Ass Ripper if you havent already, youll be howling laughing lol
I've been playing this for my bowels for the last few months, suddenly my gut's been flowing like the niagara falls
Nice😂
w
Hot
I want this played at my wedding, and my funeral. No ifs, and or butts!
I imagine if you play this at your wedding the funeral will probably take place later that day. Still, make sure to get a video of this being played at your wedding! I gotta see that.
@@TheDiarrheaGod lol I believe your assessment is spot on my friend. My fiance would probably murder me if I paid someone to play this shit (pun intended) during our wedding lol. You would probably hear about it somewhere lol.
Joshua Arendt At least you’d only have to play this video once. You could start it at the beginning of the wedding and it would probably still be going after the funeral.
Respect
Joshua Arendt very funny
I want a Dolby surround version of this magnific miracle
Love that idea! I'm gonna have to see what I can do.
My husband has never been relaxed like this before. This is amazing bud. My husband is abusive and has anger issues theses sounds make him easily sleep. In the morning before work he leaves a pleasant surprise on the edge of the bed. Keep up the great work! 😋
I really love the beat of this song, it can bring anyone with its strong lyrics. This helps me through certain times, it can take your heart by its Moving music and lyrics, I recommend this as an alarm clock with its incredible sound!
i couldn’t have said it better myself
Xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
This soothes the soul and mind.
And my anus...
And my stomach
And my nipples?
And my axe!
The Diarrhea God and my bow (didn’t wanna break it but Jesus that was perfect Hahahaha)
I have been very stressed out at work in the past year or so. Then, my therapist recommended that I listen to this for 10 minutes every day, before going into the office. I am happy to say, my anxiety is gone, and I feel great! :) Thank you!!
I play this for my down stairs neighbors who scream and yell at me for hours no matter what I’m doing. They don’t seem to appreciate the art of this noise clip
I laughed a solid 5 mins nonstop scrolling through the comments
Same
Same
Same lmao
same fam
so did i
I'm gonna report this for nudity, so youtube has to watch every second of it
Lmmfao!!! Nice
So evil....🤣
Lmaooooo
i wish this were the case but you have to include a time stamp
@@lolbotomy the time stamp will be 0:00
In all honesty, dropping a shit like this in a quiet secluded bathroom is indeed one of the most peaceful and relaxing things a person can do
yeah after the part of the shit were you feel like god sent satan down to claim your rectum and make it hell
It is but my asshole still burns like hades lit the bitch on fire
tf ??
Until the horrific screams from whoever has to clean it
Nah this guy gets it
I don't think you folks really appreciate how difficult it is to create a fine gastrointestinal sound experience like this. If I didn’t know better, I'd swear that some of you are actually laughing at this masterpiece.
Ahhh listening to this while studying is so relaxing.
*Chill lo-fi beats for sleep/study/relaxation.*
Really late my try it
check into a mental hospital hun xoxo~❤️😘
The attention to detail is amazing. I love the added reverb making me feel like I'm right there!
I felt that when it went "BRAAAAAP"
So from 0:01 to 10:00:00 then? 😋
Like a machine gun
0:52
Me too that’s why my pussy so juicy
wet fart = rotary engine
seems legit
this music really is timeless. it's incredible how ahead of their time the artists were. even after all these years, this banger never fails to lighten up any party. stay funkin' guys, you are amazing!
❣♥♥♥
1:00 goes so hard. Damn!
The build-up was so intense. Wow.
Go half speed. Even worse
@@brianschaffer9220 that was hilarious lmfao
i played this on the speaker when my brother was playing online with his friends. it was wonderful
I am doing that right now.
"*relaxing* diarrhea sounds"
well okay
U dont get proper spewing if u arent relaxed.
*y e s*
@@TheLinuxYes hahahahahaha!!
wait is it not relaxing?
Helps me sleep
Perfect to listen to while I’m working out.
Man this is the best shit ive ever heard!
I've known
I've known you've known!
You should do a video of your famous mushroom cloud holiday nuke poop, it would get a million hits! Lmao!
@@Don.E.63 I'm on it!
@@ryansykes384 I guess you'll be getting that Thanksgiving "Superloaf" ready to choke the commode again huh! Then the yule tide log next!
HAHAHAHA
Her: He must be Cheating on me.
Him:
This is what my ex said to me through text and I sent her this and a video of me at home in the bathroom pooping this way she broke up with me afterwards
@@WoofyMcDoodle don't worry found a new girl with my bisexual self but then she left me for my older by one year brother. Honestly I'm fine with this my big brothers happy so I'm happy should've know she'd only use a gal for their sibling
@Ghostz x some females if they breathe their thots and the other half are queens man
@brawadis
HERPY DERPEDY 😂
I play this in the background when calling in sick for work. Works great and never any doubt from my boss.
I think he’d fire you if he heard that 😂
This is what i listen to so i can get to sleep. Absolute masterpiece
Friend: Yo, listen to my playlist, its so sick!
His playlist:
@James Stevens its a blast playlist
🔥🔥🔥
@James Stevens Naaah it’s kinda shitty
You can say his Playlist was
Kinda shit
Your friend has great taste
1:03 my door when I’m sneaking out to go to a party that I wasn’t invited to
Facts
Bro I’m crying
Now that's a walt disney shit right there.
This is so underrated
💀
I brought this into a Walmart bathroom with a loud speaker. Let’s just say people looked at me weird it was great
I did the same thing!!
Lol
I have a idea now >:3
Played all 10 hours
OH GOD I BET THE MANAGER WAS PISSED
i love this gets me bricked up keep up the good work sailor
Ah yes this helped me pass my exam it helped me feel at ease when I studied. Thank you diarrhea
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
:)
1:46 if you listen closely almost sounds like a movie intro we all know
20th century dump
Oh now I can't unhear that 🤣🤣🤣
I dont know that
You would be surprised to know, this was caught in 1 continuous session. BRAVO!
I saved this for my neighbour who complains about my music! So now he has to listen to this ☝🏻
Teacher: You cant smell videos
Me:
Xd xd xD xd xd xd
I can smell something
Im litteraly shitting some liquid shit of course i smell it
@@R0DBS2 can I smell
I fucking smell it
Stressed for finals, then I find this gem. Between the video and the comments, this was perfect. Thank you all. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Cheers.
Glad I could help. Best of luck on your finals.
This is what I play into the mic when a scammer calls me.
AHAHAHAHA
@CC Ram LOL
why play it when you can fart yourself?
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
Lmao
Something else that just occurred to me: the SETI Institute needs to broadcast this vid in its entirety into space. In doing this, it will serve as a warning to any aliens with ill intent to stay away from earth.
I liked the part between 0:00:00 and 10:00:00
Shrek inside his cabin having diarrhea when the movie starts:
LOLLLO
yes
Behind the scenes no pun intended 🤠
Bro I played this and put it on full volume and put it in my pocket and walked around the hallway 🤣🤣 the reactions were priceless 🤣
That's awesome! That's the kind of thing you need to have someone record and upload to RUclips. I'd love to see the reactions.
@@TheDiarrheaGodAYO
I talked to the creator, and she told me these are all real recordings of her endeavors. Respect.
God damn crazy to think that you've had 10 hours of diarrhea! Imagine that all in one sitting.
Maybe throughout my entire life I’ve had ten whole hours of the Hershey Squirts, but honestly, this is about 5-6 minutes of content repeated for ten hours.
Ohhhh! I thought that was odd how you had ten hours.
John Jacs Sorry to disappoint
I actually had a 3 hour explosion session
ThatCanadianGuyEh Damn, that’s almost a third of what I’ve got here! Happy Canada Day, by the way!
Only real men listen to this when they work out
thanks for the idea, i will now be listening to this during my 3 hour workout tomorrow
Lol
It's about drive It's about power
@@margaret8775 we stay hungry we poop
Yes Fr
Just imagine that he’s actually recording a whole video sound of himself pooping.
Omg😩😩😩😩😩
@Smooshed face That's a whole 'nuther 10 hr video 🤮
If you ever need a really good laugh at 1 am. You remember this beautiful video so you search it on RUclips and listen to it for 30 minutes, stopping it only because it was putting you to sleep!!! Can't get any better than this! The perfect end to a not so perfect day! 😂❤💩🚽🤦♀️
This helped me overcome my fear of gluten! Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️
Dude posts a whole Cardi B discography and doesn't get a copyright strike?
How??
Are you implying this sounds bad?
@@terskataneli6457 yes I believe he/she is
@@vmp1615 then he wrong af
@@vmp1615 this sound is an art. Or perhaps a masterpiece. This gives me eargasm. This is what the perfect sound/music would sound like.
Oh man it’s like playing battleshits with a relentless enemy
You'll never sink any of my turds.
I’m looking at the comments and it’s even funnier with the video in the background
shoutout to this man for suffering for 10 hours to make us this video! ❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Play this at my funeral
Will do! Just get someone to let me know when and where to play this.
Oh I get it cuz your life is crap
Same
Same
Taco Bell has entered the chat
XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Burger King has entered the chat
Burger King says: Why tf are you here
I just called Taco Bell and played this-
The echo effect really brings the quality that much further. I'll be able to sleep for weeks uninterrupted. Maybe months 😴❤️
Imagine the shivers this guy had 😪
I could never go to sleep with this, cause I'd be too busy laughing.
Wow, thanks! This truly helped with my anxiety. I've been struggling for years and now I feel like I can finally relax.😊😍
This made me suicidal.
This is what I'm afraid of
Lmaooo
Omg wth
🤣🤣😭
Where have you been, tp?
@@corninyourpoop LEAVE ME ALONE
Certainly! A relaxing and soothing video has the incredible power to transport you to a state of calm and tranquility. As you immerse yourself in its gentle visuals and soothing sounds, the stress and worries of the outside world gradually fade away. The peaceful scenes and soft melodies create a serene atmosphere that effortlessly lulls your mind into a state of relaxation. The mesmerizing imagery, whether it's a breathtaking nature landscape or a cozy fireplace, captivates your senses, allowing you to unwind and find solace in the present moment. Each frame unfolds with a graceful rhythm, inviting you to breathe deeply and let go of tension. Watching a soothing video becomes a respite for the mind and an opportunity to rejuvenate your spirit, leaving you refreshed and replenished in the embrace of tranquility.
Let's just appreciate whoever spent ten hours recording these relaxing diarrhea sounds.
His butt must be BURNING
Yes
Wow so relaxing I almost fell asleep 😴 😍
That's what it's here for =P Can't sleep? Listen to some ass explosions!
@@TheDiarrheaGod LOL
@@TheDiarrheaGod I acttuly can go a sleep for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheDiarrheaGod lol
@@TheDiarrheaGod I honestly can't tell if you're trolling us or being serious
My brother was talking to his friends, and um, his friends thought it was hilarious when I put this on, I still don't know why my brother hated it though. BUTT this is the best thing I have ever found on RUclips.
420 69 what is this a 5 star review on the video
THIS IS PEAK THANK U BRO IT PUTS ME TO SLEEP
This also puts me to sleep, idk how I slept before I found this
I just wanted to say thank you for this. When a buddy accidentally leaves discord on in chat, we love to leave this playing for them. :)
Truely inspirational. I first played this to my wife when she couldnt sleep because of the stress from constipation. This put her right to sleep, and she was just so relaxed from the sound of a good runny poo she shat herself that night.
So helpful thanks diherea god
I went inside the bathroom and played this my parents said: “are you ok??”
SAME
What'd you say your parents when they asked you that?
Same
Finally, I needed something to blast in my car on my morning commute
I found it. The most blessed, sacred video of all time.
This is Buddhist temple music
@@darrenmaxwell9298 I shouldn’t laugh at this but👁👄👁
Yooo I can’t believe you just leaked cardi b’s new album
Hoo iz carty b al du comends ar aboud him or her
yeah.. about that
@@tastee_fud what
Haha nice.
Better be careful
33:47 just marking my time so I can continue watching later.
did you remember to pick up where you left off
Well, did you?
That was so genuine, i could smell it from here.
I played this in a public toilet. Best 10 minutes of my life
some girls from my classes came in and were like “hey is that [MY NAME] and [FRIENDS NAME] in there playing those noises?” since we’re playing it in the most used bathroom (universal bathroom)
10 minutes💀
HARUUNSKI
@@realyyrgrace bro finished in 10 minutes
i've had trouble sleeping, then i find this relaxing masterpiece. i feel like I can finally rest at ease now. My fav part is at 2:55! Thank you, now I can rest knowing diarreah is always there for me.
Hey
bitch seek help
i never knew i needed a ten hour version of really relaxing diarrhea sounds until now, thank you so much
My ears feel wonderful, i cannot express my love for this masterpiece. I find it more beautiful than any song i’ve ever heard. i love the part where it went “ddd ddd hddhm” it made me feel inspired and it made me tear up. I am thankful for this video, whoever made this deserves great respect.
Whoever created this is a genius