Jerry Curses In Front Of A Kid | The Non-Fat Yoghurt | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
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From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 7 'The Non-Fat Yoghurt': Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a non-fat yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"You know Jerry..."
"Of course! He's a funny f*ck!"
The kid's mom was proud of that last line. 😂
Well she’s married to a scammer so it makes sense.
Sometimes I can't stand Maryedith 😒
George throwing spoons at Jerry's swearing was so random but hilarious reaction 🤣💀
George’s reaction to Jerry’s cursing rant 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Well him throwing the silverware wasn't meant to be seen. Just the silverware flying up while he searched through the drawer.
@Soul.Is.Willing nice imagination.
Elaine asking where the BATHROOM scale was lol
“Where’s your bathroom scale?” 😂
Imagine Rudy Giuliani was cool that time.😂😂😂
My all-time favorite Jerry moment. 😅😅😅
Lmao George just throws the spoons everywhere
Lmao nonfat still has sugar😂
They left out the best part with newman "couldn't leave well enough alone well I will get even with you for this, you can count on it! 😡" 😂😂
Love when Kramer calls Jerry fatso
Seinfeld not being able to hold the laugh back when he is insulting a child is...timeless.
It's the less threatening scolding in the History of scoldings.
This clip is so ____in’ good!
That's how good script writers deal with cursing restrictions. Just make them even more hilarious
Cursing is the only thing comedians do
3:24 In that moment, something broke in Little Matthew
this was probably the only episode where he's in the right; i mean you shouldn't be lying to people about the fat content (or lack thereof) of fro-yo
Lol good luck convincing short sighted petty people of that😂
False advertising, not "lying".
Fat doesn't make you fat.
"Where's my f***ing cupcake" 🤣🤣
Jerry: If you swear all the time you'll never be a comedian like me when you grow up.
Exactly, Then you have to rely on Cursing just to make that your personality like a lot of Comedians nowadays. 🫢 Cough~Bill Burr~Cough🤧 Excuse me, I must be coming down on something
@@WillsonT011Bill Burr is actually funny though.
@@alexshank1414
No, he's not. Raise your standards off the ground. Don't settle on the lowest hanging fruit; reach higher.
@@JanetStarChild Are you really telling me who is and isn’t funny to myself? Comedy is subjective and who you claim to be the “lowest hanging fruit” is not the case for someone else’s point of view. I don’t like Kevin Hart’s comedy, but that doesn’t mean millions who love him are watching the bottom tier of comedians.
Tell that to Bob Saget
3:51 the looks on their faces ! 😁☺️
They need to release an uncensored version of this. That would be very funny!
Yeah, I want to see whether the kids was actually swearing or not 😂
This episode is one of seinfelds best🤣💯👍
With so much biting experience it’s surprising to make mistakes is 🤪 crazy
Remeber the 90's and all the non fat food lol, that turned out well.
Newman at the end lol
Remember low fat usually means lots of sugar, which is the real culprit for lots of modern health problems.
kids mock and never forget anything... Jerry learned a valuable lesson
Me: Sure, I love kids! ☺️
Me 5 minutes later:
3:23
3:27. I love that George just throws silverware in the air and Elaine like waves paper towel around
Every word out of most peoples mouths is 🤬🤬🤬
Where my 🤬🤬🤬cupcake?
1:47
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Guess again, tubby
one of my favorite episodes. bar none. or in the words of George "..that's nice.."😆
Love this episode.
Funny how Tape recorders and reel cassettes are so so ancient now
Yup this was back when CD’s were the hot item. Then MP3’s then Ipods and now smartphones.
Speaking of which at 3:21 there’s a weird “uhhhhhhhh” noise that has always confused me. Is this the sound the tape is making from being undone, or is that the audience reacting?
@@12classics39 the audience.
@@12classics39You better check your hearing.
Remember was swearing was a big deal on television?
South Park satirized the literal shyt out of the word shyt in that early episode . Funny how much never really heard the word f&@k until someone brought over a vhs tape of Eddie Murphy’s show Delirious. Maddening how much people routinely scream f&@k! In public and of course in trying to be cool and edgy gen z loves to have their windows down driving with lots of cursing from their rap crap songs
Remember when English was taught in school?
Remember when shows not ruined by woke?
@@danielwaugh2215 Ah yes the good old days before the onslaught of the woke virus!! 😂😂😂
This video begins with a great effing start!
I love this show 😂
Where’s your bathroom scale?
2:46 I died! 😂
Elaine and Jerry looking heavy... now that's a good joke.
What's so great is that it didn't have any fat.
It was loaded with sugar.
Duhh.
This is so serenity now, insanity later.
No fat now, pounds later.
It's gold, Jerry!
Gold!
yes, but this was an era before our government and media really knew what is best for us. Fortunately now, the government and media are fully certain of what we need to do to optimize our health and keep us and those around us safe, but in the 1990s they were still in the dark ages wrt thinking that 'fat' is just terrible for a person.
Rudy Gulliani 😂
This should’ve been recreated on Curb your Enthusiasm or something, so we can see it uncensored
Haha so true
Gee, I wonder what was censored.
Funk
@@steverogers7601 what's your point?
It's funnier when it's censored.
Could you imagine how much that test would cost today lol
I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show ❤❤❤❤❤❤📺📺📺📺📺📺📺❤️
Fun fact: Fat Free=more sugar
Susie Greene isn’t impressed
Glad I wasn’t the only one
They are Oscar’s last meal 😢
Mayor Giuliani... what ever happened to *that* guy? 😂
hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
1:54 I can clearly hear it
I wonder if there is an uncensored version of this?
Only Kramer would ever bluntly tell a person they're gaining weight. 😅
😂 I had to pause to laugh more. 😅😅😅
This is so f*cking good!
I always make sure to watch my mouth around kids, especially at work. 😜
Kids at work?
@@bossfan49 I have this job at T.J. Maxx, so there are bound to kids joining parents or guardians who wanna shop.
Oh the days of the NonFat craze! 😂
3:24 What the freak are you doing you little piece of cheese?
So it's suddenly ok for the boy to swear when cussing out Jerry? Ah parenting I don't get you.
Just because the yogurt is nonfat doesn't mean it's not loaded with sugar!
where is you bathroom scale??
Mary (Maryedith Burrell) was on Fridays with Michael Richards and Larry David.
But they don't show them together in this episode 😢
@@adamc1966 No, but they had a scene together in another episode, when George was arguing with Mike Moffitt over the parking space.
😂!!!
What people don't know is none yugart is loaded with sugar
Ts was too funny
They spelled yogurt wrong 2x
This Program Was A
TV 14 DL
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
Fat free yogyrt sucks.
I just realized that’s susie greene!!!!!
Its nice to see Rudolph Giuliani with his pants on
Nice nest Rudy.
Back when Guiliani was still kinda sane.
Back when NYC was still kinda sane.
This was a good episode. But there is one thing to learn from this episode. Never ever lie and mislead the public from what you’re really trying to sell in a business.
was this a big deal in the 90s? I know the laws are a lot lax back then
When Gulliani wasn't a nut case
Yogurt does not have an h.
It's an accepted spelling, although not commonly used.
Whatever happened to Rudy ? 😂
The irony of this is that full-fat yogurt is less fattening because it is lower glycemic index.
Idgaf about politics but Guiliani looks like hes mainlining that yogurt these days
This was recorded 30 years ago, inceI.
@@redacted2275 why incel lmao
I miss when Rudy had credibility.
Guiliani before he became a sleaze 😂
I forgot Giuliani used to be liked and respected.
I bet everyday Jerry regrets have Guiliani on his show.
Giuliani was adored by Democrats at that time.
BEEP
I hated this episode, the mom and dad should be controlling the kids language, not Jerry.
What's the deal with all the politics in the comments?
This hasnt aged well. We all know is the sugar not the fat that causes the weight gain
Jerry is the worst.
More like Kramer here. He started the whole incident here
Trump
He looks like a decomposing Liberace tribute act.
No more cults 24 🍊👎
How about not getting political on a Seinfeld post
They both hold up that spock sign and all have dual citizenship to Isreal. Wake up people
Rent free 24/7 lol.
Stop saying OMG 😡
Have Respect for GOD'S name
Which one?
Whats his name?
@@HackedUpForBarbeque Say my name say my name.
@@seanwebb605 not when you're acting shady.
Thank God for the other actors for making this show. Because Jerry isn't funny or anything.
Jerry is funny. Just not to you. Larry made him the lead for a reason. They're an ensemble. There's no show without him
@@billienews Larry didn't make Jerry anything, he wasn't Jerry's boss. Larry was an unstable, amateur buffoon who had to be emotionally controlled by Jerry in order to not blow their deal with the network.
Yeah, Jerry himself says he's not an actor. You're too late and irrelevant for saying the same thing now.
They banned this episode in Australia lol. If only Elon Musk was around then
Jerry is a fascist
Oh... I'm happy for you or sorry that happened.
3:24 ROFL