Influencers naming their babies
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Cal has been dealt with for what he did
oh god
nooooo 💔💔💔💔
The Bach was a lovely break from… whatever you’re doing hehe
fired????
That isn’t menacing at all
rich people really name their children like racehorses
This is the best way I've seen it said, they really are just racehorse names 😮
@@shlarla lmao it hit me like a bolt of lightning!!!
@elanmayes cant wait to name my kid lucky orange after the only horse name ive ever seen
Literally 😂😂
@@shlarla american pharaoh goes kinda hard too lmao
onyx ice cold cannon sounds like an illegal disposable vape
you’re so right omg
We named our tuxedo cat Onix after a Pokémon and even tho the spelling is different, that’s all I can think about when I hear kids named onyx
PLEASEEEEE
Probably tastes like minty charcoal
@@sennap7109IM SENT 😭🙏
did people forget nicknames exist? like you don’t needs to legally name your child “baby”… you can just call them “baby”…
Exactly! It feels like when people try to force nicknames to happen by saying what nickname they want to have even though nicknames are supposed to happen naturally
literally! or middle names too like personally i think some more 'out there' floral or nature names are cute but i'd never name my child bloom or blossom, id just use it as a middle name? surely best of both worlds , you can call them either and they can choose to go by either when older
they’re just forgetting that other people will be calling their child by that name. like i wouldn’t want random ass ppl calling me baby
Yeah I know a rich family where they have kids with normal legal names like Chris, but while rasing the kids they used some more creative nicknames for them 99% of the time instead of the legal names
Also short names. If you're going to be a douche and give your child a bullyable name, at least find something that can be shortened, eg "Katana Wind Blade 9000" can just be 'Kat' to her friends and employers, and you only use the full name when they're in big big trouble young lady.
“Here are my children: Rumplestiltskin, Slim Shady Eazy-E, and Cindy Lou Who”
IM DEAD PLS-💀✋
i love rumplestilskin
CONDOMS... PLEASE BUY CONDOMS!! NO CHILDREN FOR YOU!! 😂
I don't know why, but the woman saying for the name "Etheral," the nickname "Eddy," made me genuinely laugh
GOODBYE!!! 😭😭😭 HERA IS RIGHT THERE! MAYBE EVEN RA FOR A BOY WITH THE NAME, BUT EDDY??? WTH??? 🤢💀 Someone please tell heeeerrrr...
Plus wouldnt it be “ethy” like “effie” with a lisp
i think she said ettie !
Thera or Ettie I guess
Same, I had to rewind to make sure I heard her right 😂
People forget:
1. There kids will be adults one day.
2. LAST NAMES
3. How it sounds when spoken.
legendary love cannon 😭
i’m praying its fake 😭
If i had a friend called legendary i would just call them gen not legendary 😭😭
Sounds like a penus 😔
Sounds like an adult film star name
Sounds like a "corn" with a p name
I miss the days when we thought “Apple” was weird. If Gwyneth was naming a baby now, I bet it would be so nuts. Like the name of sort of gut bacteria.
I see it now, Echerichia Coli Paltrow
@@kittycatcrunchiethis is killing me 💀
@@christarkt8439 Nah, that's the food poisoning
Candida Daya Rhea Paltrow, or Candy for short
@@noidea4254 hahaha that's actually quite pretty in itself... BUT
no way his kid’s name is powerful queen. that is atrocious
LEGENDARY LOVE CANNON HOW DOES IT GET WORSE
REAL
You know that kid black as hell
its giving yass queen
@@HuntyBooBoo HUH??
Flick the bean SMITH😭😭😭
im naming my baby that 🤗
@@CL.123 if you're actually being serious which I highly doubt, that's actually fucking gross
@@indiumsandwich im deadly serious 😁
@@CL.123 **autistic confusion** well I guess you find cuteness in kids being bullied
@@indiumsandwich dw they're joking... I hope 😭🙏
Whimsy Lou is literally straight out of Whoville. Please 😭
YO CRK SPOTTED!
@@lover.of.fidoughfidough spotted (I’m gonna take a bite outta you)
Rumble Honey Smith sounds like what Id name my character in Red Dead Redemption lol
All I hear I'm my head is the song that goes "are you ready to RUMBLEEEEEE..."
@@WeirdSnakeGal same💀
And Slim Easy would be a GTA character
The Canons...they all sound like wrestlers names
@@ngwesoSlim easy reminds me of slim shady😭
legendary love canon is out of order 💀💀💀
I havent even watched the video yet and I had to put my phone down for a minute and stare off into the distance after laughing when I read this
@@stephe1506 HAH FRRR
like the order of words is incorrect or? it’s not working?
Out of order is like a saying for smth wrong @@sophiathefurbst
I feel like we should normalize really weird MIDDLE names with normal first names cause middle names are already kinda secret and fun
I think that was normal and then people just went off the rails all of a sudden
Everyone is gonna be changing their names when they’re old enough
Legit though, don't these people care that their kids in the future are going to find these names super embarrassing? It's not like you're naming a pet where they won't give a shit, these kids are going to grow up counting down the days until they can change their name lmao
@@mmmbepis8643 i think it's an influencer/celeb mindset like oh everyone has unique names when in reality olivia etc has been in the top 3 since the 2000s lol
@@itsinevitablee right! I mean, they’re popular names because they’re good and beautiful
choosing such intentionally unique baby names straight makes it seem like the parents view the kids as decorative items to enhance their aesthetics
Or pets. These sound like names people would name a cat or a racehorse
This is how I feel naming my sims kids
I name mine like pets..
@@oak.. I name mine after f1 drivers icl
Same. I one time named my sim’s kid “suggested password” and “uncooked chicken”. They were twins.
beautiful naming ideas, everyone, keep this going, I need more ideas
@oak.. not even sims kids, I named my cat seb after sebastian vettel
“Thank you issac for this blessed upload” we all say in unison x
thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach
Thank you Issac for this blessed upload
Thank you Issac for this blessed upload
thank you isaac for this blessed upload
Thank you issac for this blessed upload
Hi just named my baby quim strawberry breastmilk smith ❤❤
Awesome
Omg my baby’s name is Frothy Salami Williams
Millenials are killing the Souvenier With Your Name On It industry!
How are annoying little souvenier shops supposed to sell random junk with generic names on them if the group that just walked in is Rumble Honey, Slim Easy, Whimsy Lou, Legendary Love, Powerful Queen, and River Rocket Blue Dallas.
That's brutal.
you make such an excellent point
I’m 40 & still buy any cheap tat with my name on, I have a common name (well it used to be common), but the less common spelling, so it was always difficult to find stuff with the right spelling lol
my name is not even that rare and there was never any junk with my name on it😭😭 used to make me so upset as a child
@@monkeyfan37 I think monkeyfan37 is a pretty rare name actually
My son’s name is also Bort.
less then 30 seconds in and issac is teaching us what pregnancy is along with the effects of it??... idk how to feel about it.
Sometimes I do that
@@ItalianBachI love you😂
never heard of this guy, first video ive ever watched of him and i immediately knew i had to watch the whole video 💀
@@malumuteSame.
why did he say “rise” like “rice” and continued the joke about grains 😭😭
He can’t read 😍
@@Rumblingfrog102lmao😂😂🤣🤣
Jason Lee and Shannyn Sossamon (famous actors from the 90s/early 2000s) have a son they called PILOT INSPEKTOR and I just never got over that
Beth Riesgraf not Shannyn :)
@@lemoncellogoblini am shocked to find out E TV has lied to me in 2003 or whenever I learnt the fact lol, thank u for correcting me! Shannyn’s kid is named AUDIO SCIENCE so much of the same 😂😂😂😂
The drugs were clearly something else back then 😂i remember hearing about Pilot Inspektor.. but Audio Science??
@@wlammy4ever That might be worse. I feel like an american could get away with Pilot, but audiois so stupid...
They didn't have any children together - but they both have kids with "out there" names - you're right, Jason Lee has a son called Pilot Inspector But Shannon Sossamon's first born son is called Audio Science - Her second son is called Mortimer (Guess she is a sims fan!?)
Cal really got away with this 😂
He’s been disciplined
I glad 😌
One thing about Issac is that he’ll always take the opportunity to use the word « engorge » whenever he can 🎀
True
french quotation mark jumpscare
Personally if I have a kid I'm naming it "Buttercup Squash Whitewash " or just "Butt" for short.
I'm naming mine Waluigi Megatron
I tried to read this comment out loud to my boyfriend literally 7 times before I got it out I was laughing so much omfg thank you
@@kirbotime just rolls off the tongue
baby butt butt
😂😂😂
Slim Easy sounds like the nickname of a pimp from the eighties with gold teeth, cheetah print clothes, and a cigar always sticking out of his mouth at all times.
her wanting to legally name her child Baby when she can literally just call them baby while its a baby is just hysterical to me
'Slim Easy' is a Jean fitting
naming my kids ItalianBach to keep the culture alive
W
The name of that Smith lady's kids are something you'd buy if you were super baked at at 3am at a convenience store.
It makes me mad when I think about it💀💀💀Slim Easy sounds like a pimp or a nutritional bar
@@pettybee3860I love how specific that is. It is literally one or the other and nothing else xD
Jamie Oliver has the most preposterous kids names, they literally sound like dishes or kids cartoon characters
no my biggest unpopular opinion is theyre OKAY 😭 like the name daisy isnt crazy, Petal idk tbh, poppy is on THIN ICE, buddy is fairly normal, and river idk thats the only one thats lowkey atrocious
@@LizzylovesLobo The first names are passable but as soon as the middle names come out,,, IM DEAD sdfhskdjf Like petal sprinkle rainbow or whatever is like one of those satire anime magical girls names. "Never fear citizen, Princess Magical Sparkle Love Star is here to save you!"
@@LizzylovesLobo went to highschool with a guy named River.. we all called him lake, pond, stream, ocean, etc🤣😭
@@LizzylovesLoboYou need to look at their whole names DAISY BOO? Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy BEAR? They’re insane.
I always had a theory that they were fake names to put to the press so they didn’t have the full names of their kids (sensible) but I don’t know…
“…Turquoise showing up at your house for dinner cause your son Squiggle Diggle invited him over”
Best line I’ve ever heard. Ever. 😂
Mixolydian is the name of a musical scale... It's like naming your kid C7#9b13.
Nah I’m gonna name my kid Asus4b5, pronounced Ash Ketchum 😔
It’s even funnier because Lydian and Dorian are right there! let alone all the other acceptable music related names
I'm dying at these names and tbh after Jamie Oliver fucking up my generations school meals he's always an OPP
Lyric is a real name but plural is crazy
I really like the name Lyric - but it would be more of a middle name for me personally. I think the most out there name i like is Forest
i know like 3 people named lyric 😭
It's a real name because enough people were weird enough to use it.
new character unlocked:cowboy bach
Trisha Paytas called her little girl “Malibu Barbie” 💀
& the next is elvis
honestly i love the name malibu
Sorry but the "Afternoon🤠" bit got me good. Cowboy Bach for the win!
Honestly me too….We all know Francesca’s not the brightest but Afternoon…? For a name…?
Absolutely not ma’am.
Rumble honey sounds like a Cadbury milk tray
Sounds like a MLP pony or like a carebear or sm lmao
I sincerely hope they are fake names and are keeping their real names private
me too but lets be honest, those kids won't have any privacy whatsoever
I never thought of that like this this MUST been why they do this, and for rage bait
@@ceciliap5336I'm sure some do, but some of these people do it because their kids are accessories not people, others do it to show what a free spirit they are or for an aesthetic.
Soccer moms name their kid bryleighn, rich artists name their kid rumble honey and both do so for similar reasons.
Not Nara smith. Her husband lucky smith and their whole fam have crazy names so they just kept it going
@@steviearielle5249not just lucky. It’s lucky blue😭 I used to have a pet turtle named lucky.
Bach not knowing who tinkerbell is and thinking it's racist to say "tink" will never not be funny
No but it does feel like a slur ngl its half twink half the other one 😭Tinkerbell siue but it still feels like a crime
It is a slur in the UK actually, towards gypsy/traveller people
@@ellenmadethis Crazy... So the slur senses actually were tingling fr
It’s def a racist slur 😅
@@ellenmadethisI have never heard that before? Is it acc
Flick the bean smith😭
His proud smug smile too😂😂😂😂
isaac is the type of guy to get a PhD at yappington university majoring in yappiology
"Orca" kinda ate. I wouldn't call my child that cause I'm not on meth, but I think of orcas as ethereal etc.
But that would leave the child to be bullied and would be called a whale 😭
Also more cowboy please and thank you
Would be cute as a middle name or nickname🥹
@@emilyadenis True!!
‘Cause I’m not on meth’ killed me
Definitely should name the next kid "Beluga" to match. Maybe great for a set of twins?
orcas and ethereal are far apart for me those creatures are terrifying 😭
Mixolydian is a mode. Basically, if you play on all white notes on a piano, one g to the next g, that would be the mixolydian scale
I was wondering where the music theory nerds were. Glad I found my people 😂
all the names sound like pre-made names in Poptropica
Oh my gosh, you’re right!
Rumble honey sounds like an off brand tesco cereal
Alter ego cowboy Bach (please create merch)
Him frantically looking for his harmonica has me dying 😭😭
As someone who’s last name is Cannon I’m glad my parents genuinely left my name blank on my birth certificate for like 6 days to decide on one that fit. Powerful Queen would’ve been brutal
I worked with Immigrants for a time and one family from an African country had very traditional, almost antiquated Christian names along the lines of “Godwill” “Patience” and “Chastity”… very interesting to me
I’m Nigerian and yeah that checks out. I know a Thywillbedone (Thywill for short), a Unity, and three sisters named Faith, Faithful, and Faithfulness. The former president’s name is literally Goodluck. Zimbabwe is even worse when it comes to this you can literally meet people named stuff like Hardlife or Anyway
@@adeposie I think more people should have names that are just full sentences. Adding random letters to a basic name isn't creative enough 😂
@@adeposieThywillbedone is AMAZING i can’t believe there aren’t more names that are just straight up religious phrases/sentences
I can‘t with the name afternoon, nickname after. I‘m German and „After“ translates to anus. This thought caught me offguard, I almost spilled my drink.
😂😂😂
No way cal got away with it 💀
Slim easy is a cigarette order
Love, Darling and Baby are all names that you can't shout across the street or a hall or something to your friend because it would sound like a catcall.
before transitioning I had a really unique given name and I absolutely fucking hated it. I'm german and my deadname is an old german name that I believe no one else on the entire planet has, and if so, they're at least 70+ years old. genuinely, if you google the name nothing comes up except for one old lady that has been dead for 30 years. I got bullied for my name from primary school up until 12th grade, then I changed my name before coming into an entirely different circle of people that didn't know me before.
my family isn't rich or famous either, more like the opposite. my mom just loves torturing their kids with names only found in the most yellowed, crusty, water-damaged pages of 50 year old baby name books.
I can confidently say that, no matter how cute and unique you think a baby name is, the kid is gonna have to grow up with that name, make friends with that name, have the teacher call out that name to everyone during attendance. it's hard on your kid, parents should think about that when selecting unique baby names.
I feel like people have to realise that a "unique baby name" vibes correctly when it is like kinda rare, not these scarring horror level baby names that are never-before-seen
I agree
3:17 Mixolydian is a type of musical scale (a set of 7 notes you play within an octave) so I don't know why Nick chose that name for a human
“deludical” really threw me for a loop but i’m using it now HAHAH
cal really got away with it
I've actually met people named Odyssey and Heart, as well as a few named Mercer, Sky/Ski, Lou/Louis, Blossom, Buddy, and Dallas. I've also met a girl named Portabella (yes, like the mushroom), a guy called Finrod, and another guy called Brancher.
Where do you live…
@@anitanaseer1007 I live in Pennsylvania, but I've lived in Georgia, Florida, and South Carolina as well
(I’m black) black people do tend to name their kids such strange names tho, like I went to school with a girl called Angel, her younger brother was called Prince, who deadass had a twin sister called Princess, and their mother was called Mercedesz… like the car… also my hair braider was also called Mercedes, just spelt different 😭😭😭
mercedes is a girls name, the car is named after a girl called Mercedes
Ik two dominican women named Mercedes lmao
@@britterthecritter4531 i love the name Mercedes personally
I think Angel is cute tho (ik an Asian girl named Angel)
The filipino parents are similar😭a LOT of girls named Angel and Princess, i once knew a guy called Wizard😭
I have two nephews that are siblings. The older one's called Billion dollar, the younger's called Million. I wish I was joking. And there's another sibling, the older one's called Ding and the younger one's called Dong and their last name literally translates to "final word makers" 💀
i think isaac is in his coquette era with all the bird chirping in the background 🤭🎀🧚🌸💘
I went to school with a guy who was in one of those Most Unusual Names contests so I don’t mind revealing it: Voltaire Casino.
That sounds like a band tbh
I think famous people are getting confused with candy shops and baby names
It’s not just celebrities. My brother had a childhood friend named Sharkmen Magma Cox
Cal really got away with it
Clementine is a fairly common name in France, it is pronounced "clem on teen" cause french but yeah
It's also the name of one of the cops in Reno 911. They referred to her as "Clemmy" sometimes.
But yeah I know it's actually a name in reality, too.
quingle is giving secret turkish quandale dingle
The Victorians were doing it long before influencers. Some of their names are wild. Honestly, please, look them up.
Powerful Queen? Legendary Love? Poor kids.
Rice? Rise?? 💀
sidebar: my old principal's name was Flick.
Golden Sagen Cannon and Powerful Queen Cannon are the final unlockables in AC Black Flag.
I feel like.. if you're going to name your kid something batshit insane.. you should be LEGALLY REQUIRED to give them a normal middle name so at least they can choose!
Or hot take just make their middle name bat shit insane
I love and hate at the same time that in fifteen years classroom rolls are going to go like this:
“Petal?”
“Here.”
“Legendary?”
“Here.”
“Mia?”
“Here.”
There’s going to be a whole mix of normal and insane names and it’s going to sound ridiculous 💀
Onyx Ice Cole is, I'm fairly certain, a variation of a Monster energy drink.
my favorite crazy celebrity baby name is Moon Unit Zappa. although Bandit Way is probably a close second
So people no longer think of actual names for babies they just name their kids after words they like to say 😂
Thank you Bach for explaining what pregnant means
Thankyou sanitary pad Thai for this wonderful upload
why is he explaining pregnancy to us. i just opened this app.
2:10 IIRC Mariah Carey wanted the twins to have nicknames of “Roc” and “Roe” like rock n roll.
My grandmother's legal name actually is Baby. But she has never used it in her whole life. She's always gone by her middle name. She didn't even know her first name was Baby until she had to get her first ID because even her parents called her by her middle name 😅
I say yippiee out loud every time this man posts.
cant wait to meet buddy bear on his trust funded gap year to thailand
the cowboy hat has some sort of hold over me i’m really concerned for myself
Im concerned *for* you
All of Jamie Oliver's kids names sound like my little ponies, man is a broni
I went to school with a girl named Blessing! And I know siblings named Romantic, Beauty, Atlantic and Alliance!
“Thank you cal for your blessed editing” we all say in unison 🫡
Legendary love canon literally sounds like a special move in dragon ball for ribrianne. She already has “max love canon” and “pretty love canon” why not “legendary love canon”
onyx ice cold cannon is just a vape
River rocket blue Dallas sounds like a jojo stand 😭
In spain there is people called "Domingo", which is Sunday, so its kinda common in spanish
I think the best name combo I've heard was Hurricane Eriksen from how I met your mother. Obviously they didn't name the kid that in the end but that would have been such a cool name.
The timing of the editing with *boom* "LIE" and *boom* "HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME" killed me
you laughing at your own jokes is the best part of these videos
Giving your kid a stupid name really is the ultimate rich person move because you know your kid will never have to worry about being bullied and discriminated against in the adult world for their name
19:15 in Italian orca means killer whale so I would get why she wouldn’t want to use that AHAHAHAHAH
Orca still means killer whale in English
They're interchangable