The NFT Nightmare
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Take a dive with me into the weird world of crypto and NFTs. Why is this happening. Did we do something wrong. Did we anger a god??? Humanity doesn't deserve this. Enjoy!
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Hey don’t forget to subscribe if you don’t the CEO of RUclips will lock me in the RUclips HQ and make me do tricks like a sea world whale
Hey I found you through nickisnotgreen and I love your videos, can’t wait for more. Just wondering what your pronouns are?
@@vitasummers6452 they/she!
I hope she does
@@ChimeraLV pressed
There really are fates worse than death...
They're literally just paying for a randomly generated picrew profile picture oh my god
Theres a picrew based on this actually. Its was used to make the thumbnail lion
Paying more than most mortgages for a randomly generated picrew*
And they’re not even good.
Ikr
they dont even own the picture too its just a receipt they own
I saw one of these NFT bros quote tweeting himself at a "hater" that "Right clickers are the new flat-earthers"
WHAT DOES THAT FUCKING MEAN BRO
this nft goes so hard, please don't feel free to screenshot or my lawyers will be in contact
/s
this nft goes hard, feel free to right click, save image as or screenshot. 😍😍
rightclickers🤝screenshoters
They probably don't know what it means and they said it.
I think this is the best argument I've ever heard in favor of Flat Earth Theory.
At first, I thought that there was no way I'd ever understand how NFTs work. I thought that I was too much of a dumbass to get what was going on and that I was definitely missing something. Turn out I wasn't, it is just that stupid of a concept. "Techbros waste thousands of dollars for the bragging rights of art so fucking ugly that it would never sell if it weren't for the illusion of superiority and exclusivity that it brings."
NFT 101
The NFT is a token on the blockchain
The art is owned by the artist and each sales of the NFT gives royalties to the artist
The NFT is Digital scarcity in a infinite cyberspace world with supercharged Fear of missing out.
Add that tax departments call a NFT a taxable asset and so when you sell you must declare the sale.
Yeah honestly these nft reddit bros are really sad
Like once a month I go ‘I mean they’re SO big lately, am I sure I actually know everything about NFTs, there must be something I missed’ and every time it turns out I didn’t miss anything! They’re just that silly! Absolutely wild.
as an actual furry artist, man, please just commission us for your fursona headshots. it's cheaper and we'll make it look better i promise
I love the way u said "actual furry artist"
@@canonicallykayfabe earned my degree in it and everything
@@rainphee you see rn I'm doing my gap year tryna put together a portfolio for art college from a set of sketchbooks that are either mcyt finished pieces or furry nsfw (or both cuz why not) and yk it's nice to see someone in the same situation /j
I don't think it's so much that the quality is shit as just...why exist. Why dis need exist like dat.
exactly!!!
WTH!? NFTs are only 6 years old!? How can you say this they're literally a minor 🚫
You win this time
and neurodivergent
@@user-id9bn1ic9v i was literally about to comment “they’re neurodivergent and a minor”
Probably why libertarians are so into it
NOOOOOOOOO
"NFTs are a fursona sharing platform for business men but Everytime a commission is finished a forest burns down"
That’s truly an art form in concept. Like every time you X an angel loses their wings. Truly poetic. At least when we go up in flames it will have been very funny and aesthetic.
My ex bf just sent me this video and it was so good I'm thinking of taking him back
One of the most wild but meaningful compliments you could ever get
Don’t
don't do it
@@ThemedNumber02 I like how you try to give advice based on knowing absolutely nothing about the relationship
@@cheeseboi588 this is her ex lol
if you minted each joke in this video as an nft you could probably collapse the earth into a black hole with the amount of energy required
fax, no paper
This implies there are any actual jokes.
@@Erisblackstone tell us some good ones
100% agree!
@@Erisblackstone we found the crypto bro guys
9:14 I can't believe you talked about this guy for so long without mentioning that he looks exactly if Neil Patrick Harris went into comp sci instead of theatre in high school
He also looks like someone I went to high school with.
LMAOOOO
he looks like a human side character in the animated Addams Family movies
@@TurbopropPuppy holy shit
Literally my first thought, NPH’s cousin lol
As a New Zealander I can confirm that Jacinda Arden's main job is to ensure that the lords stay relevant. Both Lorde and Lord of the Rings are essentially what keep us on what I would say the maps, but we all know we only make it on to about 50% of world maps.🥝🗺
I think we need to diversify the economy by adding another lord. Tane Mahuta is the Lord of tree's but how marketable is that?
@@JustAroadcone Temuera Morrison can be the Lord of Eggs.
first time i've been able to listen to anyone talk about NFTs without immediately wishing i was in the 300s BC being gently fed grapes by alexander the great and not knowing what electricity is. instant subscribe.
FINALLY a good video about NFTs. Everyone can see how hard u worked on this rose and it pays off :) proud of u!!
this video and Cat Graffam's NFT video 😳 my two new favorite content creators
Kuncan dastner also made an nft video 👀
@@cadenceolivia6304 yes Kuncan!! 😍🥵🥵
Veridis Joe also made a pretty good NFT video
After learning about women bamboozled into mlm’s with their positivity and family vibe, this is the cryptobro version. People need to be on the bottom tier for the top tier to make money, but no one wants to admit how bad it is for them personally/ the environment because how much they’ve invested, 😬😬 but omg ro the jokes had me cackling
for a moment i thought you ment men loving men and not multi-level marketing 💀
@@Xxth3_murder5cenexX OMG SAME
There you go again... lowering my guard so that my guard is down and I cry in the last minute. The ending was my favorite part.
ILY
i feel like stockbros are born into money frat house types whereas the nft “pride” are more lonely comp si majors who have came into money and want to feel connected to similar types of people
This makes total sense
It's usually that, yeah. Hell, a lot of NFT nerds and cryptobros haven't actually spent money on NFTs so much as mined ETH or RVN on their graphics cards and thought "why tf not see if I can get more out of it? I'm not technically out anything if it bottoms out."
once i drank too much red bull while on ADD medication and entered a twitter room full of NFT bros and they thought i was a very very funny little boy. as a non binary, this made me cream my little pants. they were nice guys. really fucking bizarre though.
"In 30 years, all of us will know the quiet defeat of wanting to reach out to a friend but realizing youve forgotten their username" that hit me oh
I loved this. The tea.
Omg thank you Jeremy wow! Big fan :-)
Interesting seeing you here!
God the fact this has been cooking for 5 years and it’s been so easily foiled by just downloading a screenshot or like summoning a t-shirt not astounds me, I fully thought they appeared late last year fully formed.
The fact they didn’t think about how we could easily just take them on the internet for 5 years is astounding
It's just a token, though. The technology being used for art is simply one way to use it, but really it's simply an entry on the blockchain. It could be used to represent a contract or ownership of a real world object or game item, for example. Whilst the game item part evokes pictures of pay to win, if an online game saved the most important aspects of one's achievements in a game, it could enable similar games to furnish some or even all of them to the players of the other game if they start playing there. That could be useful if the original game starts developing in a direction you don't like, and the only thing holding you back is all the time (and maybe money) sunk into it. Same if the servers shut down.
If there are a lot of assets for a given game, it could also motivate game publishers to funnel money into projects reviving defunct games to tap into the latent player base. Of course, technologically speaking, things like these could be achieved without blockchain, but we all know how likely that is. :p
Also, the items wouldn't be the exact same, of course, as there are copyright and branding rights to consider. Personally, two games where I'd see this as a successful model are World of Tanks and Warthunder. The tanks are mostly historical, so the main assets are incredibly similar (disclaimer: I haven't really checked whether Warthunder has a shop model for tanks at this point - if they don't, of course that's a plus, and I'm not saying they should add that. ^^" - it's more of an example of games that would map really well, technically speaking).
@@christianknuchel Yeah but we've had ways to create unique documents for centuries in the real world. Like your passport, birth certificate or the real world money. If you want a certificate saying you own a drawing its already easy enough to make without involving this technology....
And unless the government recognises it as proof of ownership then it really doesn't have legitimacy...
I saw a guy in a yacht monke tee shirt yesterday. It’s 2023. Not taking a photo of him to his face took all of my strength.
@@fieldy409 generally the way I feel like it works as an actual artist is you own the art and artistic properties of your work and stylism, not the actual specific png or the website link to open the png up in an empty page. No artist I’ve ever encountered in my life thinks by owning art they own the specific png not the art in it. But NFTs don’t have any art in them so they have no choice but to claim ownership of a concept that has no raw tangible function. It’s somehow even stupider than money. You can’t own a number and it doesn’t correlate with any actual resource outside of the social construct that the string of computer numbers determines the right to live or die.
I love your comedy style so much. I barely have time to laugh before you tell another hilarious joke.
Insanely clever and quick witted. Great vid! Anyway, only stumbled upon this video after searching for a GIF nft that’s just a porn version of the entire movie dune (1984) so I’m gonna get back to searching for that. Left a like!
LMAOOOO
Fuuuck that must be a highly compressed GIF file.
Screw the blockchain, I doubt the Akashic Records could process that whole thing without burning down
"I'm just fruity Al Capone" aaaaand instant sub
had to pause 2 minutes in and run to the bathroom so i wouldn’t wake up my roommate from laughing so fucking hard absolute banger video ro ‼️❤️
ILYYYY
I don’t support NFTs, never will, but as an artist I absolutely see why people get into it, it’s so hard to make it as an artist these days, especially if you’re not a very good artist, and it’s even harder to just… get money. I was excited about the idea of them before I knew how damaging they were, and every now and then I feel like if I was desperate enough I would do it, but I won’t let myself lol
Most artists who try to get into the NFT scene never get their stuff sold. You can only really sell NFT's if you're already a well established artist, or just by luck. The biggest NFT artists aren't even what most would consider to be good at art, so that's not really a factor.
@@existentialcrisis8321 yeah, you just hear about the big ones that have sold but behind each big whale sale there are hundreds of small sales and tens of thousands of no sales at all.
same everytime i start getting anxious abt money i just think "what if i just tell my morals to fuck off and start making nft art". It's always either that or furry porn. But i think i would have less regrets with the furry porn
You should watch Folding Ideas video about crypto & NFTs, specifically the section on artists. Most artists actually lose money mibting tokens, you're not missing out
This is like, deviant art adoptables for rich tech nerds
The DevArt needs to sue lol. This is a fact
this was really funny and entertaining! Also as a furry I need to officially denounce this stupid doo doo NFT garbage and I hope these people stay several thousand stick lengths away from us. also unrelated but it's dope to find another non-binary/trans femme named Ro!!
No one wants to come close to people in jizz covered fur suits
@@kaitiehatcher4359 people dont actually use them for that kind of behavior. (atleast i cant imagine using it like that) They're hella expensive.
@@kaitiehatcher4359 i do.
I was gonna make a witty quip so that I could have a shot at Ro liking my comment and get a small fraction of that sweet sweet internet validation, but the ending actually melted me into a non-Newtonian fluid and reshaped me into an amorphous blob, much like ditto, so I am now only able to hit the like button and wallow in my mortality.
I've seen someone sell a grid of random colors that is basically Papyrus' color maze as an NFT
I wish NFT just stood for what it means to little girls (and your occasional depressed 20 year old) who play princess games on roblox. Not for trade.
Also i think in general we should just take more advice from 9 year old girls cuz they know whats up, therye always happy. Maybe if we spent less time on our hustle grindset and jsut went back to roleplaying mermaids at the public pool wed be better off
how come your true
cant believe this only has 12k views your humor is so witty and this video is great! sharing this with my friends
Thank you so much :-)
“NFT profiles are the new check mark” was oddly prophetic
The pacing, the way you deliver jokes, your sense of humor... there are no longer any other commentary youtubers, just ro. everyone else go home
I appreciate the nuanced side you bring to this, especially with how a lot of these people touting lion pictures are most likely looking for community, and though the things they interact with can be otherwise morally bankrupt, sometimes it's all these people have. A part of me empathizes with them and another part of me wishes that they didn't have to spend such exorbitant amounts of money to just have the chance to have friends. It feels exploitative, a lot of games prey on this too, the desire for community, to wring people dry. It can feel almost, you know, sad to know this is a viable marketing strategy, even if they don't intend for it to be. Thank you algorithm for showing me this one video for once.
I think I owe the RUclips CEO money for suggesting this video to me. Every single joke in this barrage hits me.
Thank you.
i feel like we need to start a genius page for your scripts so we can dissect every single joke lmao, you’ve posted nothing but bangers so far and i love it here 💖
Holy shit fr, this entire vid was just a barrage of jokes and I’m hella impressed
you genuinely deserve to have the widest following on this app you're funny, original, and extremely charismatic i felt like this video was no more than five minutes long, that's talent right there! Genuinely cant wait to watch you grow!
This mini short film at the end was a whole vibe. I feel like I watched the end of a A24 film
The "niceness" of the NFT community only extends to people that could be persuaded to join. As an artist with no interest in joining, they've been awful. Misgendering me, stealing my art to try to mint it, trying to enter my work into contests without my consent, mansplaining my own business to me, etc.
Bro I’m so sorry, these mfs have no respect for artists whatsoever they fully just care about profit, shits depressing as hell
This video came out of nowhere, stole my spine, and then ran a crypto visa card ad. You've earned a subscriber
Your comedic timing and jokes per milisecond are on some eldritch god level.
Keep up the good wotk!
NFTs are just worse adoptables---if youre in the furry community you know what i mean T_T
yes this is exactly it
As a person who used to make adoptables for DA points, at least I was giving a character to a person for points that would have helped me get what I wanted on DA. At least I wasn't selling links.
Was it stupid? Yeah. But at least people did something with my adoptables.
I don't remember adoptables being exclusive to furries. Anyway, everything else you said is on point.
What exactly are adoptables?
@@guiteshima adoptables were creatures, OCs, or species you drew often via a base or a dollmaker.
You then would sell these off for real money, DA points, or if they were part of an online game the in game currency.
People who bought them could do whatever they wanted with these things whether flesh them out into bigger OCs, give them stories, redesign them a bit, or resell them (though most adoptable makers hated the practice of reselling adoptables, at least in the circle I was in).
It kinda gave people who didn't know how to make OCs something.
That being said while there are things I find wrong about adoptables as a former adoptables maker myself, at least they weren't destroying the planet or just being worthless links.
The ending comforted me in the same way that companiondish's tiktok essays do. Fantastic video, can't wait for the next one.
this was such a well made video i was not expecting that cinematic ass ending. i'm excited to see where your channel goes!!!!
Holy shit, this video is a BANGER. Informative, to-the-point, and filled to the absolute BRIM with snark and comedy. Fucking love it. I hope your alarm goes off early so you can get a few extra hours of "sleeping in" even though you're still waking up at the same time.
“Tan France is a domestic terrorist for some of those fits” that made me laugh so hard I had to rewind the video at least 3 times to hear it again
Ro: And his love for monochrome yellow, which implies a piss kink
Ro, like 5 seconds later: *sips from yellow can*
can't wait for your channel to blow up, you clearly put a metric shit ton of effort into these videos and you're so witty. keep up the incredible work
'can you imagine if martin shkreli never did any of that stuff and just kinned bakugo' holy shit lmfao
Watching this channel and then going back to the other commentary channels is like going out to eat a really good meal and then coming home and realising that the freezer-burned "meat" bites you've been calling your favourite lunch are not that great actually
this is one of the most in-depth & organized videos i’ve seen in a while. you are criminally underrated & i’m glad youtube put this in my recommended
love the expansion of the rcu with the addition of two funny little characters
the way you string words together is art
"I'm just fruity Al Capone" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA already obsessed and I'm only 3 minutes in
All these years of being incredibly nice to my sims are about to pay off
Furries despise NFT's with a passion :p It's literally like they saw furries as "cringe ew" and then took the idea and are trying to rebrand the same exact concept but make it "cool" and "worthwhile/profitable" instead of just enjoying the art and idea and community behind it. They just can't admit they like Furries so it's pretty much a way to be a furry without being associated with Furries. This is very noticeable because I've seen lots of people act like this who are insecure about being called a furry and they act exactly like this. That was before these NFT's too.
It's also quite hard coming into the furry fandom and I've had to help a lot of people get started with commissioning and etiquette and common phrases and such, learning how to get a refsheet and the like. This Is a way of commodifying furry art since it's hard to get into, except instead of supporting artists it's like supporting a brand, which the furry community is super against brands trying to invade our spaces with the "how do you do fellow kids" mindset. There was someone who tried to make a "designer" Fursuit brand and it failed miserably because furries don't want that. They want to distance themselves from big names trying to hijack the closeness and tightness of the fandom.
This is really apparent with the recent canine cartel NFT's. They tried to invade furry spaces and passed off any celeb NFT's as "their Fursona" such as with Lindsey Lohan. They were very happy with the whole "omg Lindsey Lohan has a Fursona now!!!" Press but then suddenly turned on Furries and the whole community tried to distance themselves from furries when they got clowned on by furries and said the art was bad for the price, and reposting the picture to show how stupid NFT's are. Just general NFT hate. The official Twitter basically said "furries are dogf*uckers yuckyyy we're not Furries" and their community tried to back them up lol. They even unironically tried hijacking furry phrases such as #awoo which has been a thing in furry spaces for decades, when they were told furries invented that they were like "well not anymore lawl!!!"
It's very apparent these are closet Furries trying to justify enjoying furries behind the facade that "it's stocks but fun!!!" and thinking that high prices justify their purchase, like they're making an investment. It's just insecurity through and through.
Furries have been here from the start, being harassed and assaulted from the start, and it's a pretty big slap in the face when you take everything that furries built, distance yourself from it, and then try and profit on it. That's why we despise brands because they're taking everything we built over the years and fought for despite the bad press and bad treatment, and commidfying it while stripping the furry labels from the things we built for them. They're also taking away individuality and community for profit.
Idk, I could talk for hours on the subject, and I'm probably rambling, but it upsets me when people try and reband furry concepts and rename them. Someone legit said one time "I wish there was a genre for human like animal books" and I was like holy shit just say you're a furry and move on, you'll be happier lol.
Sorry if a lot of this sounds jumbled I'm just trying to speak my mind but I have so many things to say and it all gets jumbled up sometimes :p like I said I could talk about this for hours lol. There's just so much meat to it. Coming from a furry I know a good bit about it. Just know that furries are heavily against NFT's and the big brand mindset. We built this fandom and we are the ones who know the in's and outs, that's why it's so hard to appeal to the furry fandom without stripping what makes it so great. Furries also have a lot of things to it seen as "strange" or "not profitable" because it was started by a bunch of outcasts of society. We were called weird and bullied for being LGBTQ+ and neurodivergent a lot, and bullied in general for what we like. Big companies and the like typically wanna distance themselves from that. Amazing video though! I really enjoyed it a lot and you're heavily underviewed! I know you're just joking about all the furry stuff, but there's lots of people who will take it seriously, so I'm just here to tell others my two cents and what I think is going on, at least part of what is going on I guess. I think there's more to it. Maybe later I can unjumble my thoughts and white a more cohesive comment.
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Exactly this. It's demeaning when someone insults your interests and then does the same thing later. They still can't admit it, so I honestly thing it's even more insulting.
LOSING MY MIND OVER THE THING ABOUT SACRIFICING A VIRGIN IN THE MIDDLE OF SILICON VALLEY
I've never laughed so hard " my blood reached a level in which you could cook deliful farfalle in" XD
My brain almost cant keep up with all the insanely well written jokes and references that you just spit out with such ease. The tonal shift at the end was so beautiful too. Something about the shots and the colouring. I felt immensely alone, and I'm honestly so impressed that you've made art that inspires strong feelings like that...
You are easily one of my new favourite creators. Can't wait to see what you'll do next 🖤
I take it back this is for me. "bullying not working well enough so you bought an nft." So sassy.
You actually have one of the most refreshing styles in commentary
you're laughing. rose is handing a dog a gun as we speak and you're laughing.
Careful pal that dog is gonna get you
i already love ro's channel so much. really looking forward to her uploads!
Omg Ro hitting us with another amazing video. I feel truly blessed today
tbh i've watched a few vids abt NFTs but this is only one that actually kept my interest and attention. Your on-screen presence is so engaging, your jokes are so clever and laugh out loud funny, and your vids are so well-edited (especially that last bit! made me feel all warm and fuzzy!) that you managed to make a topic that is both depressing and boringly abstract super entertaining! awesome work!!!
How has it taken me this long to find your channel. "What if s-tier video essays, but in exactly my sense of humor"
Edit: "consider yourself disclaimed" I"m dying over here.
I'm hooked.
You're a fascinating and nice person. I can't wait to see where you next train that laser like intellect. You make me think hard and laugh hard. So glad I discovered you!😁
your sense of comedic timing and commentary is so top tier, I’m super looking forward to watching more of your stuff!
What a roller coaster video to end my day on, I feel more educated and inspired and entertained all in one, thank you ro
First video of yours I’ve seen. You’re HILARIOUS!! Holy Christmas! Either you are a genius writer or an even better improviser! Instantly subbed
her hair getting messier the more she talks about this ;kjzsdfgkdf
i will never ever be as disappointed as when i googled what a pump and dump scheme is
These videos have the production value and quality of someone that’s been doing this for years, super well done
How the fuck have I not discovered your channel until now this is such a good video
edit: I am halfway through this and the sentence “Can you imagine if Martin Shkreli kinned Bakugo” took me OUT
i loved this whole video, but especially the cinematic montage of the last few minutes. i love your work ro. you've got a real audience here. :)
All the hellos and goodbyes in the discord give me strong MLM vibes. And not the good kind of MLM
first of all, brilliant balance of information and humor! second of all, i wasn't ready to.... Feel Things.......... the notion of losing touch with someone because i forgot their username is lowkey throwing me into an existential crisis rn but don't worry, that didn't stop me from demolishing that subscribe button and ringing the ever-loving shit out of that bell
the way that you predicted ethereum crashing in 8 months... you are a prophet!
how can someone make a joke every 30 seconds for 30 minutes and manage to keep being funny
didn't realise I was watching at 1.25x speed, thought you just had caffeine
“I Survived a Birthday Party At Dave And Buster’s” should be a t-shirt
I’m so glad I found your channel. Listening to you talk for 30 minute blocks of time makes me happy. I haven’t enjoyed my 5-7am coffee time this much in weeks.
i can commision a beautifully done, unique piece of art from a self-employed tumblr artist for >$100, and these guys are out there buying picrew avatars for millions of dollars...
First and foremost, this has to be the funniest video I’ve seen in a long ass time. This also is one of the most empathetic looks I’ve ever seen at an online community. In my experience with the commentary community, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of overt empathy, let alone such well-executed warmth. I remember stumbling upon you on tiktok and thinking you were going to be so fucking huge. Seeing this video today only reassured that thought. Your script was phenomenal, and those last scenes were beautifully filmed. Well done, Ro!!
I was not expecting "Freddy Krueger hitting you with a Pontiac while you're awake."
You’re so funny 😭 The amount of jokes you packed into every sentence is so impressive. And that monologue at the end was beautiful and haunting.
Holy fuck. You’re super funny, really informative, and like Dark Souls speed runs! Def a new favorite.
the poptropica avatar comparison is SO FUCKING ACCURATE
rose you’re on a fucking roll, keep them coming please !!
“I’ve been known to emerge from bogs” is my favorite line of the whole video lmao
I came here for the commentary…but at the end I was watching something far more than a commentary YT video. Good shit, Ro.
This is the second video of yours I’ve watched now, and you’re already one of the coolest people I’ve seen on this platform in a long time. Great content, and overall you just seem like a really nice person :)
As a professional oil painter, I originally thought NFTs were going to be this new rise in art, a new medium and gallery experience, and nope. It was a scam.
RIP my hopes.
Yooo the ending..... Love that kind of shit. Such a pleasant surprise. Keep it up! Your videos are already amazing!!
i like ur presentation a lot great video
the end of the video is like an amazing short movie in and of itself T_T your cinematography skills are actually way too good for a youtube video ro omgosh !!
"A marketing strategy disguised as a community" bye i was literally thinking the discord sounded like what an HR department wants people to act like
this was excellent, quality journalism, and I've never had to pause a video so often to laugh at a colorful turn of phrase. You're hilarious.
I came here from your collab with nick and I laughed so so hard at your jokes. So glad to be here!! Your work is fantastic.
i did not expect you to mention will toledo in the first few seconds of the video that genuinely gave me whiplash HSHSBBDDN