The Rule of Three | Pretend Problems Ep. 1

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Welcome to episode one of Pretend Problems! This week, Chad and Kelsey talk about living together, discovering each other's pet peeves, keeping the magic alive, the process of buying a house, and navigating hard conversations about finances. Write into pretendproblemspodcast@gmail.com with your dating and relationship advice questions and we'll answer them on the show! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts.
    See Chad on tour: www.chaddaniel...
    See Kelsey on tour: www.kelseycook...
    Watch Kelsey's special "The Hustler" on RUclips: • Kelsey Cook | The Hust...
    Watch Chad's special "Mixed Reviews" on RUclips: • Chad Daniels - Mixed R...
    Follow Kelsey on social media: @KelseyCookComedy
    Follow Chad on social media: @thatchaddaniels

Комментарии • 168

  • @photojch1
    @photojch1 10 месяцев назад +46

    "Resentment piles up faster than laundry." Fuckin' great sentiment! Profound.

  • @ilshaguides
    @ilshaguides 10 месяцев назад +22

    "Because you grew up when it was just candle light." 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @treytrey6011
    @treytrey6011 10 месяцев назад +12

    Chad, bringing back the old-school-dad-hits w/ "only 1 light bulb in the house on at any one time.". If someone goes to the bathroom, everyone in the living room has to sit in the dark. :)

  • @CBR600xF4i
    @CBR600xF4i 10 месяцев назад +35

    Didn't know you guys are a couple. Love your comedy individually. This is awesome.

    • @robgal9695
      @robgal9695 9 месяцев назад +3

      Love they met on her foozball show “balls of fury”

    • @Kbwintyy
      @Kbwintyy 9 месяцев назад +2

      Have loved them individually for years and was so stoked to hear they’re together and we get to listen to them all the time!

    • @jogadorjnc
      @jogadorjnc 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@robgal9695 It's wrists of fury, but balls of fury is way funier

  • @Mattycakes2
    @Mattycakes2 10 месяцев назад +14

    The light thing - Is Kelsaroo your son? "Which lights are on?" "ALL OF 'EM"

    • @SatchDork
      @SatchDork 10 месяцев назад +3

      Porch-to-garage

  • @DJStig
    @DJStig 10 месяцев назад +8

    I am totally doing the "Thumbs Down" thing when I'm driving from now on.

    • @miscellaneousb
      @miscellaneousb 10 месяцев назад +2

      I started doing thumbs down when my kids were in the car with me and noticed that the anger towards other drivers dissipated much more quickly. I also accompany the thumbs down with a long "boooooo".

  • @MichaelBoehnlein
    @MichaelBoehnlein 10 месяцев назад +21

    Chad ALMOST starting the “withholding ‘I Love You’ at the end” bit from MOS 😂😂😂😂 Kelsey: “DON’T YOU DARE!”
    Love you guys. Excited for the pod. Great first ep.

  • @JonnyOpinionated
    @JonnyOpinionated 10 месяцев назад +13

    "I don't like hearing that you smear shit all over your body." has to be the most meant-to-be-together-forever quote I have ever heard. Only couples that know each other so well can have such conversations.

    • @ipoopbugs
      @ipoopbugs 8 дней назад

      fuckin worst opinion lol

  • @littlemissmaybe480
    @littlemissmaybe480 10 месяцев назад +3

    MN girl here. I don’t care how cold the bidet is. It’s absolutely wonderful. I have the “tushy” and it’s very easy to control the pressure and aim.

  • @zackliston745
    @zackliston745 10 месяцев назад +11

    Let’s go! Love this combo, been waiting for Chad to jump in the game.

    • @Pajamaking618
      @Pajamaking618 10 месяцев назад +1

      What game? The podcast game? He's had a podcast for years now

    • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
      @kennethmullen-qe9hg 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Pajamaking618 Ehhhhh! Is probably somewhere in the middle between podcast game and game! LmMFaO!!! ;) :P :o)

  • @OGPigman
    @OGPigman 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is a combo i never knew i needed. One of the hottest and coolest female comedians, in a pod with the absurdly underrated dad chaniels. And i literally got in on the ground floor. Episode 1, 29 minutes after posting. I hope this goes the distance.

  • @Aifoznleahcim
    @Aifoznleahcim 10 месяцев назад +3

    YYYEEEESSSS! This is gonna be an awesome addition to the weekly line up! I can’t wait to see more. U guys are legends! Thank u!

  • @KevinColohan
    @KevinColohan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the first episode then BINGED the first 6 in one day!

  • @WhatThatPrintDo
    @WhatThatPrintDo 10 месяцев назад +5

    I love love love how she hijacked your MOS intro 😂😂😂 I can already tell this is gonna be my fav podcast 😍😍😍

    • @WhatThatPrintDo
      @WhatThatPrintDo 10 месяцев назад +3

      Also, I’m the exact same as Chad when it comes to driving. I’m in a tow truck 50+ hours a week and the amount of restraint it takes to not run people off the road should earn me a humanitarian award 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @aKAOTICsquirrel
    @aKAOTICsquirrel 10 месяцев назад +3

    Man Tosh Podcast starts 3 weeks ago and now I get more Chaddy Daddy and the Wrist Queen? Closing off 2023 with a bang

    • @SeeStuDo
      @SeeStuDo 10 месяцев назад

      Wrist Queen? Is she the fooseball lady?

    • @aKAOTICsquirrel
      @aKAOTICsquirrel 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@SeeStuDo Yeah she is, you can see them on wrists of fury

    • @SeeStuDo
      @SeeStuDo 10 месяцев назад

      @aKAOTICsquirrel that's awesome, happy for these two.

  • @marcosmtz_11
    @marcosmtz_11 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve never been able to listen to a full podcast before. But I gotta say - I can’t have enough of this one! 😊

  • @shadir007
    @shadir007 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve got a great solution for the lights. I or another electrician can install smart dimmers for you two, with a keypad in the bedroom and at the door you leave everyday. You can press one button on the keypad to turn them all off as you leave.

  • @oakenleif
    @oakenleif 7 месяцев назад

    Omg. I'm like 1000. Found Kelsey Cook first then kept getting these Chad Daniels suggestions and finally put two and two together. You two are great Comics, you're so lucky to have found eachother. You seem to have a genuine relationship build on acceptance and realistic views of yourselves and eachother. Props to you both.😮

  • @kenbillingsley9239
    @kenbillingsley9239 10 месяцев назад +1

    YUSS!! Had a mad crush on both o y'all for dayyys, so glad to see Kelsey Daniels forcing her boo to say 'I love you' at the end haha. Glad to get in on the ground floor of this bad boy, Tom & Christina are OUT! Lol

  • @BoneyEyesDogWashingtonII
    @BoneyEyesDogWashingtonII 10 месяцев назад

    "I will not shit in front of you until it's involuntary." LOL

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 10 месяцев назад +2

    My pronunciation of a few words has driven my hubby to mock me, even when I’ve self-corrected (mostly)…
    Wolf vs. wolves vs. woof
    Beg vs. bag
    Yada yada yada 😅🤣🤦🏽‍♀️
    Love both of you guys!! Totally follow both of your careers, so nice to see two awesome people together. We found y’all during lock down, helped to keep us sane and laughing together.🤘🏼💖🤘🏼

  • @kamalwalker4324
    @kamalwalker4324 10 месяцев назад

    Best ending “what a pile of fuck” lmao

  • @vwjordan89
    @vwjordan89 10 месяцев назад +4

    Listened to dads new set and kelseys yesterday and today here's both of yall fuck ya! Hope these keep coming!! Needed something to replace my Ymh hole😅

  • @DR.B13666
    @DR.B13666 10 месяцев назад +3

    Can't wait to see this one grow. Great job, guys. CHAD YOU NEED TO BE ON AYG NOW! Kelsy's already been there.

  • @jeremyvanengen3341
    @jeremyvanengen3341 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yup, don't know why, but definitely needed this in my life. I'm still regretting not getting a pic after the show in Chicago. I've got my coozie tho! Thanks guys, keep em coming!

  • @acz.17
    @acz.17 10 месяцев назад +12

    23:00 she says it like Stewie on Family Guy says “Cool Whip”. 😂 What a great start to my day, can’t wait to hear more from you two!

    • @KD-fd3ql
      @KD-fd3ql 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hhhhwheat thins

    • @littledave80
      @littledave80 10 месяцев назад

      That was my first thought lol.

  • @bryangalloway5683
    @bryangalloway5683 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love the fiances arrangement! Sooo smart! I will keep this in mind for any future relationships:)

  • @crystalb3064
    @crystalb3064 10 месяцев назад +2

    Love these two!❤ glad I’m here for Ep1🎉

  • @jondragon8991
    @jondragon8991 9 месяцев назад

    Dude, long time fan here.. she's absolutely smitten with you.. can't wait to hear all of these.

  • @josephdolph8474
    @josephdolph8474 10 месяцев назад +1

    You're in my top 5 favorite comedians Chad! Keep making stuff and the wife and I will keep watching it!

  • @Jon-nj7ph
    @Jon-nj7ph 10 месяцев назад

    Nobody:
    Kelsey and Rod Kimble: “the safe Hword Hwill be Hwiskey!”

  • @Eugene-dp2gb
    @Eugene-dp2gb 10 месяцев назад +2

    Great way to wake up this morning!!!!!

  • @taniamariani7064
    @taniamariani7064 10 месяцев назад +4

    CHAD is one of the most underatted comics! He's way funnier than most and has been for a long time!

  • @kevjmcc9861
    @kevjmcc9861 10 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait to see more of these. One of the funniest dudes around, and very luck also. Kelsey is also hilarious and hot af. Like the banter between these two

  • @pihla01
    @pihla01 9 месяцев назад

    So happy you started this podcast.

  • @WolfskeyComedy
    @WolfskeyComedy 10 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait for the segment in future episodes, "Fart or fiction? An exploration of Chad's flatulence"

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy 9 месяцев назад

    Just found out you two are together, and even better, found out you have a podcast! Love you both and think you’re great together, so excited to listen!

  • @sethrowland9615
    @sethrowland9615 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why isn't there a love button. this was excellent!

  • @jorgezaragoza5676
    @jorgezaragoza5676 9 месяцев назад

    I love this Podcast already. Great chemistry! you both make me laugh.

  • @jordan23atkins
    @jordan23atkins 10 месяцев назад

    This is great!!! I have seen reels of Kelsey and she is a great comedian. I really hope these keep coming. You guys are great together.
    I think all the listeners might want a tour of the new home if you guys are up for it...the short time you guys talked about it left me intrigued on what was there before you bought the house.

  • @taniamariani7064
    @taniamariani7064 10 месяцев назад

    Cmon guys! Get a piece of art on that wall! A sign that says " Theirs like , ALOT of animals in here!" Lol

  • @bethanysorenson9703
    @bethanysorenson9703 10 месяцев назад

    This is honestly like watching my husband and I!! Big fans and fellow Minnesotans... can't wait to see more!!

  • @invincor
    @invincor 10 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like Chad should Google “LED lightbulbs” and “adaptive cruise control.” These things could make him much happier.😊

  • @SummitComedy
    @SummitComedy 10 месяцев назад +1

    Can't "like" this enough. Well done kiddos! ;)

  • @PrplPrsn
    @PrplPrsn 10 месяцев назад

    So freaking happy you guys are doing this! Love you both!!

  • @BoneyEyesDogWashingtonII
    @BoneyEyesDogWashingtonII 10 месяцев назад

    Bungaloo's squeaky meow got me hooked!

  • @jb71577
    @jb71577 10 месяцев назад

    Watching you two together is great. I tried listening on Spotify and it just isn't the same without the video 😊.

  • @billymac5481
    @billymac5481 10 месяцев назад

    Off the charts chemistry

  • @subcommondante
    @subcommondante 10 месяцев назад +2

    How is it possible that my new favorite comic is also a part of my new favorite couple in the world?
    xo

  • @jennyeloff9612
    @jennyeloff9612 10 месяцев назад +1

    Omg you two are together. Such a fan of you both and this is such a good match! Not like a Kardashian and Travis mashup. Euw 😂

  • @miscellaneousb
    @miscellaneousb 10 месяцев назад

    I never hit subscribe so fast. New favorite podcast!

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 10 месяцев назад

    This is absolutely brilliant ! 😂😂

  • @PoissonDemiVide
    @PoissonDemiVide 10 месяцев назад +1

    Somebody told me about the thumbs down instead of the middle finger a few years ago. My road rage and needing to get to places NOW is super intense, and multiple people have told me the exact same thing - “you’re gonna get shot one day”, and I used to fully celebrate the middle finger, but the thumbs down is so much better! If I give some idiot the bird, I’m the asshole nutjob. But the thumbs down is the equivalent to the southern phrase “bless your little heart”, and I still feel like there was some justice.

  • @karnivaltwitch
    @karnivaltwitch 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm at work, but I told my friend I didn't know chad was dating someone from Spokane, then I heard she's a comic pulled my phone out, and in front of the customers shouted holy shit he's dating the hustler

  • @DonLewis9274
    @DonLewis9274 6 месяцев назад

    Philadelphia checking in. I just found you guys n now i can not get enough of both your content. Keep it up!! Yall are amazing together.Dan you n i are the same age. Hopefully i can meet my younger soulmate. LOL (Cant believe i wrote lol) UGH

  • @ylzno
    @ylzno 10 месяцев назад

    Why do I feel like that at 00:20 was the first time ever that Kelsey told Chad that she doesn’t want kids? 😂

  • @SeeStuDo
    @SeeStuDo 10 месяцев назад +1

    Look, I’ll take more Chad talking any way I can get it. ❤

  • @charitydunwoody5410
    @charitydunwoody5410 9 месяцев назад

    Chad, I knew that there were men like you out there that can hold the toots in until they're in an appropriate environment! I have never farted in the same space as another human being in my life!😂 I'm selfish with my smells... they're only for me!😂 You are perfect!

  • @Secret_squirrel11
    @Secret_squirrel11 9 месяцев назад

    #relationshipgoals (gag) but really, this is so healthy and helpful and all the things. Thank you. Also, perfect timing with the release. (Sidenote, is living in sponake trashy?)

  • @evigano
    @evigano 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am from European background living in Australia … it was hard for a long time living without bidet and just toilet paper … Chad treat Kelsey to a Japanese style bidet … they should be easy to install .. they are the best .. heated seats and heated water it’s the best and there’s nothing better than that …

  • @Gobrice
    @Gobrice 10 месяцев назад

    I love Chad Daniels! So happy to see this pod, - sincerely, a big fan and mpls native

  • @heatherhowell3142
    @heatherhowell3142 10 месяцев назад +6

    I don’t want to send Chad into orbit but you could have stood to turn another light on during filming this. 😅

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir 10 месяцев назад

      He’s going to turn one off now 😂

  • @liamjohnson2474
    @liamjohnson2474 10 месяцев назад +2

    I could tell Kelsey was smitten when she kicked Chads ass at foosball

    • @SatchDork
      @SatchDork 10 месяцев назад +1

      The way to a woman's heart is thru chugging ranch-based vegan shakes in classy lingerie

  • @happymommy5842
    @happymommy5842 10 месяцев назад

    I love this. You two are the best. I look forward to more. 😄🏆❤️

  • @Tanner1990
    @Tanner1990 10 месяцев назад

    Already love this podcast..sharing with my wife 😂 thanks guys

  • @mikeyrocks8664
    @mikeyrocks8664 10 месяцев назад

    You’re both lovely can’t wait to see more!

  • @dump5trr
    @dump5trr 3 месяца назад

    Bwahahahahah the I love you!!!! 😂😂😂 what a pile of fucks! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are awesome

  • @spencerschultzmn
    @spencerschultzmn 10 месяцев назад +1

    Sounds like Kelsey wants you to fart around her. Good podcast, I’ll be subscribing

  • @bamir1
    @bamir1 10 месяцев назад +1

    22:30 I totally understand. My ex girlfriend had this pet peeve about me saying shore instead of sure. It took me forever to start saying sure. Maybe it's an eastern Canadian thing

  • @JeremyReedMusic13
    @JeremyReedMusic13 10 месяцев назад

    100% AGREE with you Chad on the driving stuff. 🤩😁🤜🤛

  • @lowballer7324
    @lowballer7324 10 месяцев назад

    You must have had a sore thumb after driving around your home town! People drive me crazy here! Worse drivers ever !! Can't wait for your next pod cast great content 😊

  • @ELCare86
    @ELCare86 10 месяцев назад

    Great podcast! Thank you. Going to see Chad in OKC. Kelsey, saw her at the same club last year!

  • @johnuhl3400
    @johnuhl3400 4 месяца назад +1

    Guys, umm, i think Chad has a thing about lights. Not sure, just a hunch.

  • @EdwardEmoryPhoto
    @EdwardEmoryPhoto 10 месяцев назад +2

    They were just playing foosball what seemed like yesterday😢 they grow up so fast

  • @Thumperniss
    @Thumperniss 10 месяцев назад +1

    They have bidets that heat the water for you. FYI.

  • @laurenelizabeth5791
    @laurenelizabeth5791 10 месяцев назад

    Love this podcast

  • @leelu2274
    @leelu2274 10 месяцев назад

    I bought a 123 yr old house after my divorce. I consider my self as open minded and adult-ish, but there are lights on in my houee 24/7. If there is actually something making that creaky noise and scaring my cats out in the hall, I want to be able to see it. 😊

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 10 месяцев назад

    "What a pile of fuck!!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @laplantski
    @laplantski 5 месяцев назад

    Separate bank accounts = one less thing to fight over. It's that simple.

  • @SatchDork
    @SatchDork 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hi Chad,
    Could we revisit pronunciations in February? Maybe do an episode from a theater?

  • @sarac1118
    @sarac1118 7 месяцев назад

    Can’t believe y’all are together I love you both I’m just a little weirded out right now. Maybe by ep 10 I’ll be ok with it😉

  • @stevenmcgirr7287
    @stevenmcgirr7287 10 месяцев назад

    Yip, it's a Scottish word, i.e., We stay in the shittyist place in the world 🌎 😂 loved the new special

  • @ReviewByGeorge
    @ReviewByGeorge 8 месяцев назад

    I have a friend that has a small spray bottle with some witch hazel and couple drops of essential oil to wet the toilet paper when I take a dump…I mean when they take a dump.

  • @masongerlach5606
    @masongerlach5606 10 месяцев назад

    hhhhwhatever Chad…. 2 more years of therapy for that

  • @jeronwashington1536
    @jeronwashington1536 10 месяцев назад +2

    You guys are cute and hilarious together

  • @richardross119
    @richardross119 8 месяцев назад

    I fixed the light situation. I put motion lights in every room

  • @daemoe158
    @daemoe158 8 месяцев назад

    I really enjoyed this podcast.
    When she said, “we are never going to have a kid together…”, in the first 30 seconds, it made me sad.

  • @The_Masked_1der
    @The_Masked_1der 10 месяцев назад

    Am I the only one who's simultaneously stoked to see the new pod from 2 of my faves, yet insanely jealous to find out Kelsey is taken? At least she's with a dude I actually have respect for, though.. It'd have been much harder to deal with if she was with some talentless jackass, but Chad is the man, so good luck you 2! But if he messes up, I'll be happy to swoop in Kelsey! I don't mind not being the funniest one in a relationship. Unless we're talking strictly about looks, cuz in that case I'm definitely funnier than you hahaha😍

    • @mememe7927
      @mememe7927 10 месяцев назад

      You take her, I'll take Chad everyone wins!😂

  • @speakthemovie
    @speakthemovie 10 месяцев назад +1

    Neat something new to watch

  • @dioisno1
    @dioisno1 10 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t know if it’s a compliment to tell a comedian they’re mature for their age

  • @aliciasnider9054
    @aliciasnider9054 10 месяцев назад

    When are you going to come to Lexington KY. ? My husband and I would love to see you in person!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 10 месяцев назад +1

    Next episode could you please turn up Chad's microphone a bit

  • @jasonpratt3970
    @jasonpratt3970 10 месяцев назад

    16:02 welcome to the chocotaco!

  • @SuccessTeBestRevenge
    @SuccessTeBestRevenge 8 месяцев назад

    Come to Brisbane, Australia. (I’m going to comment on every video as I watch them) [Both of you]

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile 10 месяцев назад

    You guys remind me of the love story in the video game Days Gone

  • @mememe7927
    @mememe7927 10 месяцев назад

    I knew i should've purposed to chad when i had the chance! Oh well if it don't work out I'll jump him then lol My question would be "Do you feel like, as a couple, one has the lesser I.Q or both the same?" I know we all have our stupid moments but some people have them abit more often.

  • @SirCalvinDavis
    @SirCalvinDavis 10 месяцев назад

    That was really fun 😊

  • @damianstrength5168
    @damianstrength5168 10 месяцев назад

    EXCELLENT....LOL YAY🤜🤛🤘😎🤘

  • @jeronwashington1536
    @jeronwashington1536 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kelsey, I remember you talked about peeing in the shower sometimes, I do that sometimes too, and I don't find anything wrong with it

  • @weld4beer106
    @weld4beer106 10 месяцев назад

    Here for the party 🎉