Vampires are running it bullies users abusers the whole system is run evil 🙈 this is funny but real keanith Copland tube full of demon trolls on the Internet
@@Dr.LongMonkey what? they are totally different characters. the joke with Tobias is that he’s always saying gay stuff without realizing it. Colin never does that.
Or as I like to say the cherry coke! Haha, well tbh cherry coke zero now, since we'll it's certainly more healthy for you, less calories. Though I have heard that the fake sugar can cause cancer so really it may just be trading one bad thing for another, but really certain diabetes vs internet gossip is another thing haha, well I got other things to post elsewhere.
I love the fact that he can’t stop/turn off, he HAS to do it, his type of personality is perfect for it . Because the other vampires don’t attack each other they just hang out and chill. He just has to feed because it’s so effective 😂
Most underrated line: “how did I become an energy vampire? Was I turned? Or in the words of Stefani Germanotta, was I born this way?” It’s just so in character for him to call Lady Gaga by her real name
@@glenneric1I just liked the joke so much that I wanted to be able to share it with everyone… but I got rid of my explanation out of shame and sadness… you’re welcome Glenn…
The idea of energy vampire has been around for centuries. Regardless the writers on the show are some of the best. In a post office world this show fills the void and then some
When I first started watching the pilot I thought Colin Robinson's character would be lame compared to the other vampires and unnecessary. I was so wrong, the show wouldn't be the same without him. I can't wait for him to be even more insufferable as a toddler.
I was wary as well because it’s so easy for a character like Colin Robinson to flatline, he’s got such wit and great comic relief that by the second episode he grew on me. TGIF, I guess 💁🏻♀️😆
I have encountered energy vampires in my long lifetime, and they have been extremely effective in draining my life force. Colin has completely mastered this demonic dark power. He is, in my opinion, a Master Energy Vampire. Draining human energy online is innovative and resourceful.
@watersflow remember when the coworker is this level kf draining. You pull out the psycho and start hinting at horrible things. "OH your cousin had a wedding" You say. "Heh yeah hate those things. The last 4 times my aunt tried to get married her fiance went missing on the farm
His powers won’t work on you then. Laszlo mentioned this when he gave Colin a brief eulogy. He was genuinely interested in his conversation about historical navies but didn’t tell him because he knew he’d leave.
I was interested to find the origin of the term so I decided to enlist the services of Google. Imagine my delight when I found that the English singer-songwriter Peter Hammill credits his erstwhile Van der Graaf Generator colleague, violinist Graham Smith, with coining the term "energy vampires" in the 1970s in order to describe intrusive, over-zealous fans. Hammill included a song of the…hello? Where did everyone go?
I dont know how I missed this shows existence until this year. It's on my top 10 all time. Haven't quite finished it yet. But looking forward to the rewatch!
I enjoy Colin so much! The episode where he discovers how easy it is to suck energy by being an internet troll 😂 Chefs kiss! The only problem here, is if we forget that the same actor Mark Proksch also plays Dan ‘Squat Cobbler’ Wormald in Better Call Saul, a role for which he also deserves an absolute ovation … give this man so many roles, forever!
My favorite part of him was when EV came and was sucking out his co-workers energy and you literally see him put the pieces together 😂then he started acting more like a vampire 😂
He was actually playing 5D chess when he called the cops about his missing baseball cards; it was all an elaborate scheme to drain Mike's energy! BRAVO VINCE 👏👏👏👏
Imagine Colin Robinson, the energy vampire taking the stand in his own defense, or defending himself pro se at the height of his power. That poor jury.
Collin is at my job. Answering "Yes" and "No" questions with long explanations. He is killing me. I just can't even go on....50 y/n questions take days to finish... there's nothing left..Collin!!!
I havent watched television in about 3 yrs. I have no idea what I just stumbled into. The only thing I recognise is the dude from dark place hospital. Who I remember being a genius. This looks awesome. I dont want to be a tv person again. Help
Yeah there was this guy at my office he'd drain you by talking. You couldn't even understand what he was talking about and he never answered questions. It got to the point I tuned him out, which is strange because I listen so well.
I know a guy who is exactly like this. Weird as hell. He wears rubber gloves when he eats pizza so his hands don’t get messy and he’s obsessed with keeping his boring old Honda car in pristine condition. They could easily make a show about him.
“People are from all over the place you can’t be just… oh wow.. it says 100% white. Huh.” Lmao I know they’ll probably never tell us, but I so badly want to know what the hell Colin actually is! We know they just say their energy vampires because that’s how they understand it but they’re clearly something else… I wonder if he’s a demon, or some kind of ancient monster… I don’t even care if it’s something boring, I just wanna know! Because it’s interesting how he just reincarnates himself every hundred years.
I just had the stupidest thought. What if the reason he's 100% white is because... he's a wight? Think about it. It's such a bad pun it would suck the energy out of a room instantly
@@nuclearhardt That’s actually hilarious and very much WWDITS humor… lol I think there were people of color in the group of energy vampires though, right? But that would be even funnier to see a black or Asian energy vampire also get tested and be “100% white” lmao But yeah, maybe some kind of wight or soul eating spirit was my guess for what they actually are. Because they’re not even slightly related to vampires, so they’re clearly something else. What I want to know is if Colin is special or if any EV can become crazy OP like he did with the ability to fly, clone himself, “de-age” etc. what was even more impressive was how he was able to drain life from anything including plants. When you really think about it, Energy Vamps are the most OP and scary form in that universe. They can walk in the sunlight, they’re still effectively immortal, they can feed on other monsters and have no real weakness and can brush off being set on fire or severely injured no problem. I think I’d rather be an energy vampire for many reasons… no mess or murder to draw attention, you can feed over the internet somehow, you can still enjoy normal life… Now we just need to know how you become one… do I have Colin (my phone corrected it to Colon twice. Lol) drain me completely and then I tell him a few bad dad jokes? Haha idk. Maybe they’re just born that way?
I forgot he had a gandmother. Who remembered him and who he remembered. How come doesn't he know how he became an energy vampire. Also, why didn't he ask her ghost? Ah well, comedies. It wouldn't be as fun if it made sense
I've tried to watch this video at least a dozen times, but I keep dozing off after just a few minutes of it. Not sure what's happening with my attention span lately.
Is that baby Colin, or my sleep paralysis demon?
Both
Por que no los dos?
It's not a baby, it's a racoon.
Yes
He's evolved into the *ULTIMATE* energy vampire... a baby.
A kid lol
😆
Vampires are running it bullies users abusers the whole system is run evil 🙈 this is funny but real keanith Copland tube full of demon trolls on the Internet
It's stupid I wanted to be smart
Have you finished the 4th season yet?
Probably one of the most original characters in TV history
Who would have thought an insufferable bore could be so funny? It’s antithetical to entertainment. And yet, they pulled it off.
I wouldn't say original but it is amazing
Nah not original, he’s like Tobias in Arrested Development
@@Dr.LongMonkey what? they are totally different characters.
the joke with Tobias is that he’s always saying gay stuff without realizing it. Colin never does that.
@@kevinneal2575 the entire the big bang theory fanbase right there lol 😂😂😂😂😂
colin robinson is the cherry on the cake, making this show one of the greatest shows ever,....amazing humor.
Or as I like to say the cherry coke! Haha, well tbh cherry coke zero now, since we'll it's certainly more healthy for you, less calories. Though I have heard that the fake sugar can cause cancer so really it may just be trading one bad thing for another, but really certain diabetes vs internet gossip is another thing haha, well I got other things to post elsewhere.
@@smiley4995
Stop draining us!
Finally a proper official Colin Robinson compilation I can share with people to get them to start this brilliant show
Yaaaaas!
“TGIF!”
He’s a good transition from The Office
I really want to start watching this show, I just can't find the energy to.....
Colin is literally the best and the worst at the same time. He's what makes this show so great. Loving the new season!
Here's to another 100 years colin Robinson 🧛♂️
I love the fact that he can’t stop/turn off, he HAS to do it, his type of personality is perfect for it . Because the other vampires don’t attack each other they just hang out and chill. He just has to feed because it’s so effective 😂
Most underrated line: “how did I become an energy vampire? Was I turned? Or in the words of Stefani Germanotta, was I born this way?”
It’s just so in character for him to call Lady Gaga by her real name
That follow up explanation sucked the life out of me.
That's not how RUclips comments work. You should read a book.
@@glenneric1Perfect CR energy!
@@glenneric1I just liked the joke so much that I wanted to be able to share it with everyone… but I got rid of my explanation out of shame and sadness… you’re welcome Glenn…
@@johns8364I don’t understand what you mean John
The premise of CR's character was so risky. It goes to show how talented the cast and writers are.
It was hardly risky
It's based on the energy vampire from One Dark Night from the early 80s. Awesome movie. It's on RUclips.
The idea of energy vampire has been around for centuries. Regardless the writers on the show are some of the best. In a post office world this show fills the void and then some
@@awesomesauce2000 without the correct balance of writing and acting it could have easily fallen flat.
@@CaptApril123 That goes for every single show, movie, play and porno. What a stupid statement.
“ I’m holding up a finger indicating to hold on a second “ is something I have used once and it went brilliantly.
I loved the bromance between Lazlo and Colin last season
If anyone was going to become Colin Robinsons genuine friend it was Lazlo. Despite his godlike sexual energy he still has a heart of gold 😁
Perfectly casted
When I first started watching the pilot I thought Colin Robinson's character would be lame compared to the other vampires and unnecessary. I was so wrong, the show wouldn't be the same without him. I can't wait for him to be even more insufferable as a toddler.
Yup...and I loved his meeting the Emotional Vampire!
The terrible twos!! 😱😱😱
I was wary as well because it’s so easy for a character like Colin Robinson to flatline, he’s got such wit and great comic relief that by the second episode he grew on me. TGIF, I guess 💁🏻♀️😆
🔨🔨🔨 🤘📻🎵
I wasn’t a fan of the baby/toddler crap.
City council meeting "I'm just gonna do a quick mega-feed and I'll be right back".. God I love Colin Robinson. Mark Proksch is brilliant.
The line about him blocking the Lincoln Tunnel kills me .
Right?! It is my favorite line of him, followed by the footage of him looking in the traffic camera putting his tumb up hahahaha
I love how he's effortlessly the best character on the show.
Collin Robinson as a boss proves that hes the most powerful vampire in the house, and also the most ruthless
he is so horrible i'm in love with him
Real 😔
I have encountered energy vampires in my long lifetime, and they have been extremely effective in draining my life force. Colin has completely mastered this demonic dark power. He is, in my opinion, a Master Energy Vampire. Draining human energy online is innovative and resourceful.
This comment is satire, right...
@@lecommentar9851 Yep, satire
Number of upvotes is perfect, soooo..
Satire? Pretty good year then? A round for us all
@watersflow remember when the coworker is this level kf draining. You pull out the psycho and start hinting at horrible things.
"OH your cousin had a wedding"
You say.
"Heh yeah hate those things. The last 4 times my aunt tried to get married her fiance went missing on the farm
I love the relationship between Colin Robinson and Lazlo Cravensworth
Sad thing is i really enjoy his ramblings, theres a guy at work just like him, I'm the only guy who enjoys his endless talking
His powers won’t work on you then. Laszlo mentioned this when he gave Colin a brief eulogy. He was genuinely interested in his conversation about historical navies but didn’t tell him because he knew he’d leave.
Mark Proksch is amazing. I'm glad he escaped Tim Heidecker's grasp.
He made a full recovery from the Oscar fever.
Dr San is with us!!
@@SuperHeavyGalacticFrank He ain't coming back.
Colin is such a subtle savage with what he says lmao
I hope they bring E.V. back to interact with Baby Colin Robinson. I don't care which angle, but I know, it will be brilliant.
Look who's talking angle? Where they're both toddlers and they only understand each other.
I died laughing when she touched his arm and he was creeped out 😂😂😂
She did come back. Yay!
I love him! Everyone knows an energy vampire
I was interested to find the origin of the term so I decided to enlist the services of Google. Imagine my delight when I found that the English singer-songwriter Peter Hammill credits his erstwhile Van der Graaf Generator colleague, violinist Graham Smith, with coining the term "energy vampires" in the 1970s in order to describe intrusive, over-zealous fans. Hammill included a song of the…hello? Where did everyone go?
I dont know how I missed this shows existence until this year. It's on my top 10 all time. Haven't quite finished it yet. But looking forward to the rewatch!
he might be the best actor i've ever seen. im also convinced energy vampires are real.
"The power grows stronger in him by the night" 😂
I honestly thought the whole sift through the scat joke was going somewhere only to find out he actually enjoys doing that. 10/10
He's an inspiration to us all.
I enjoy Colin so much! The episode where he discovers how easy it is to suck energy by being an internet troll 😂 Chefs kiss! The only problem here, is if we forget that the same actor Mark Proksch also plays Dan ‘Squat Cobbler’ Wormald in Better Call Saul, a role for which he also deserves an absolute ovation … give this man so many roles, forever!
Never would I have thought that Colin Robinson would turn out to be one of the most interesting characters. Magnificent!
I’m so excited for the new season and the previews show ‘Baby Colin’ which will no doubt be hilarious in it’s own way
"Nobody's perfect."
Colin bein' a true ally.
The worst thing about Collin is that I see pieces of myself in his character.
Ong 😞
Colin is a new level of horror.
“I would do whatever a young, handsome man would do.” chef’s kiss
"Have mercy on us, Colin Robinsons!"
when he´s flying is the best scene of all times
My favorite part of him was when EV came and was sucking out his co-workers energy and you literally see him put the pieces together 😂then he started acting more like a vampire 😂
"Party on dudes" Colin is great.
It's like The Office but with vampires and this guy is Dwight
With a little Toby mixed in...
Or maybe the Nard Dawg
I actually compare him to Nate. They kinda look and sound alike
Colin Robinson is the best. ❤️
I love everything about Colin Robinson
Colin Robinson is the Best vampire. Love him so much ❤❤❤
Colin is unironically my favourite character shit's so funny
he reminds me of so many people i know and i love it
What drugs were they on to turn Colin into a baby in the newest season. I LOVE IT
I strongly disagree. I prefer regular Colin.
Mark Prokch used to go on the news and pretend to be a yoyo expert. He literally is Colin Robinson.
He’s a huge collector of baseball cards.
He was actually playing 5D chess when he called the cops about his missing baseball cards; it was all an elaborate scheme to drain Mike's energy! BRAVO VINCE 👏👏👏👏
Imagine Colin Robinson, the energy vampire taking the stand in his own defense, or defending himself pro se at the height of his power. That poor jury.
Probably worthy of his own miniseries
And Thus, the story of Colin Robinson continues
Collin is at my job. Answering "Yes" and "No" questions with long explanations. He is killing me. I just can't even go on....50 y/n questions take days to finish... there's nothing left..Collin!!!
OMG I almost started crying when Colin died...
This is exhausting to watch.
Colin is the best!
Probably the most powerful Vampire in the house. He can drain other vampires.
This may be the best character of all time!!!!
I would like to believe, that if given the opportunity to speak to the world, Colin Robinson will become the most powerful being on earth :D
I think he would use the opportunity to explain blockchain. He's just sick like that.
I love the way he used internet trolls to feed off.....then met a real troll and even managed to defeat him!!
“I spent so much time at the DMV they finally just gave me a license”…”It wouldn’t say oh, yeah… 100% White.”
I love Colin Robinson because energy vampires are real
The other races also just don't have to hide. Energy vampires don't have to hide.
My favourite character ever!
i was really sad when i thought they actually killed collin robbinson
they may as well have. the baby stuff is wack.
@@Zack29810 If it gets annoying, I'm sure they could magically age him back to normal.
Looking forward to watching season 4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was so good man
Here’s to you, Colin Robinson !!!
he's my favorite character gods bless
My mom works an office job and every scene with this character makes her laugh so hard, because he reminds her of some of her coworkers.
Mark Proksch, pride of Onalaska Wisconsin and UW-Eau Claire!! Basically an energy vampire is just a middle aged man from the Midwest 😂😂😂
He's one of the best characters.
The 100% white joke does actually make sense after season 3 considering we now know his origin
But he has a grandma.
@@tonk3878 could’ve just been whoever raised him at the beginning of his 100 years
Plse keep this show going!!!!
Im holding up a finger to indicate to hold on a second. Im going to use that forever.
All is fun and games until a baby energy vampire, eats a box of crayons. The walls, floor and ceiling never looked so vibrant.
Colin Robinson, my beloved.
Show is so good. Disappointed that this season will be the last one :/
Isn't that the squat cobbler guy from Better Call Saul?
just giving ya guys GUFF 😂
In the words of Stefani Germanotta
Best show ever
Colin baby, my mother’s instinct kicking in……….he’s taking my energy……………blinking twice…………..help me! 😂❤❤❤
I havent watched television in about 3 yrs. I have no idea what I just stumbled into. The only thing I recognise is the dude from dark place hospital. Who I remember being a genius. This looks awesome. I dont want to be a tv person again. Help
I hope you gave in. This show is awesome
Yeah there was this guy at my office he'd drain you by talking. You couldn't even understand what he was talking about and he never answered questions. It got to the point I tuned him out, which is strange because I listen so well.
Party on, DUDES🤣🤣👀
Imagine if we could still suspend troll accounts in today's internet... this is probably the best evidence that energy vampires control the world
I know a guy who is exactly like this. Weird as hell. He wears rubber gloves when he eats pizza so his hands don’t get messy and he’s obsessed with keeping his boring old Honda car in pristine condition. They could easily make a show about him.
Energy vampires are a real thing
“People are from all over the place you can’t be just… oh wow.. it says 100% white. Huh.” Lmao
I know they’ll probably never tell us, but I so badly want to know what the hell Colin actually is! We know they just say their energy vampires because that’s how they understand it but they’re clearly something else… I wonder if he’s a demon, or some kind of ancient monster… I don’t even care if it’s something boring, I just wanna know! Because it’s interesting how he just reincarnates himself every hundred years.
I just had the stupidest thought. What if the reason he's 100% white is because... he's a wight?
Think about it. It's such a bad pun it would suck the energy out of a room instantly
@@nuclearhardt That’s actually hilarious and very much WWDITS humor… lol
I think there were people of color in the group of energy vampires though, right? But that would be even funnier to see a black or Asian energy vampire also get tested and be “100% white” lmao
But yeah, maybe some kind of wight or soul eating spirit was my guess for what they actually are.
Because they’re not even slightly related to vampires, so they’re clearly something else.
What I want to know is if Colin is special or if any EV can become crazy OP like he did with the ability to fly, clone himself, “de-age” etc. what was even more impressive was how he was able to drain life from anything including plants.
When you really think about it, Energy Vamps are the most OP and scary form in that universe. They can walk in the sunlight, they’re still effectively immortal, they can feed on other monsters and have no real weakness and can brush off being set on fire or severely injured no problem. I think I’d rather be an energy vampire for many reasons… no mess or murder to draw attention, you can feed over the internet somehow, you can still enjoy normal life…
Now we just need to know how you become one… do I have Colin (my phone corrected it to Colon twice. Lol) drain me completely and then I tell him a few bad dad jokes? Haha idk. Maybe they’re just born that way?
@@nuclearhardtruns to Google ‘wight’
@DanteYewToob I think you already are, that reply really drained me
Colin Robinson's best episode was from season 2 when he gets promoted.
the amount of power you can get from the comments section
When is season 4 out in Ireland and uk
Not a for a good few months
Rise again my feeble phoenix, it is not your time yet, there is more guff yet to give : " )
I forgot he had a gandmother. Who remembered him and who he remembered. How come doesn't he know how he became an energy vampire. Also, why didn't he ask her ghost? Ah well, comedies. It wouldn't be as fun if it made sense
Adoption.
not to mention the fact that laszlo had a whole page on information about energy vampires and only read one thing and ran with it wtf lmao
AN astrophysicist! Damnit, he got me.
I need to watch this show
I LOVE COLIN ROBINSON
LIGHTS OUT 💡
Baby Colin Robinson!
🥰 Colin Robinson 🤭
I've tried to watch this video at least a dozen times, but I keep dozing off after just a few minutes of it. Not sure what's happening with my attention span lately.
how come this doesn't have more likes😭