"Paralyzed from the waist up" Well Poob, since the reason people generally get paralyzed is from spine injuries stopping the brain signals going down, it's kinda hard to be paralyzed in the opposite direction since that's the direction the brain signals are coming from already.
@@Shmanceypants My guy he was literally describing how paralysis works and how it ONLY works going down. Who tf said you *couldn't* be paralyzed from the waist down? lmao
The pipeline screen saver from back in the day is def top tier but who remembers the one that was a freaky looking maze. honestly all the geometry style screen savers are nostalgic but fucky lmao
Amazing how i'm now able to watch videos without adds now i've installed a certain browser. Now I can rot my brain even quicker by watching Sams videos! The joys of life
I like how Sam watched that guy drop into the building, gave him plenty of time to get a gun and then proceeded to yell at his team when he got shot in the back
Screaming that you don’t negotiate with terrorists after immediately opening fire while they attempted to approach peacefully is the most American shit I’ve ever seen 😂🤘💀🤘
i cant remember the time before call of duty call of duty has always been a huge part of my life without call of duty i don't think i would have had kids its simply the driving factor behind many of my life decisions and the fuel that helps me achieve the goals i lay out before myself i strive to be ramirez
My friends family had a toilet with a budai idk how to spell it. I thought about using it but I don't even like having my ass eaten so I was like yeah this probably would be weird
19:25 And another innocent life lost to irrational white fear. 6 points, gold star. Separately! Like, 6 points gained and a gold star, not a 6 pointed gold star. Just to be clear.
if you can get ahold of them and keep asking for your account back Destiny (the streamer) got banned for telling ppl to unalive themselves (a lot) and was able to get his account back
Man that swag text looks like if the swastika was a font
I thought RUclips was at it again auto-subscribing me to white nationalist channels lmao
Ngl I thought Sam snapped and put a swastika in the video title because of that text.
Lmao
It almost looks like if japan had a written language
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken same lol
Sam releasing content during peak wake up time for jobless east coasters lmao. He knows his audience well.
the rats have emerged
one of us…. one of us…
wait, thats not 3am!
Mann. You ain't gotta hit me there 😂
This is not sams channel. its a reupload from a fan
Hearing Poob show up was like watching Captain America pick up Thor's hammer. Ecstatic
crying at this comment
I love how Sam couldn't go 5 feet without slamming the hummer into the wall, then Bryan flawless weaves through building and trees in the next scene
It stemmed like he was holding the e brake and driving at the same time
sam 4:45 made eye contact with that dude as he landed in the skylight and immediately started lotting instead lmao
Yeah Sam ain’t the most aware gamer. Oh well
This is most G-fuel Bread centric gameplay I've ever seen
Damn. I really wanted you to say post-fart-um depression 10:23
do you want to join the writer's team?
"Paralyzed from the waist up"
Well Poob, since the reason people generally get paralyzed is from spine injuries stopping the brain signals going down, it's kinda hard to be paralyzed in the opposite direction since that's the direction the brain signals are coming from already.
It's a saying. And you absolutely can get paralyzed from the waist down...
@@Shmanceypants My guy he was literally describing how paralysis works and how it ONLY works going down.
Who tf said you *couldn't* be paralyzed from the waist down? lmao
i was losing brain cells when they seemed to not realize the brain would certainly shut down in maybe 5 seconds
12:32 you really Mr. magoo'd your way through that team wipe didn't you sam
that was premeditated like sherlock holmes style
@@SeneralGam I saw you rat under those stairs, and I am proud…
shed a tear even.
DISCOMBOBULATE
The pipeline screen saver from back in the day is def top tier but who remembers the one that was a freaky looking maze. honestly all the geometry style screen savers are nostalgic but fucky lmao
Got damn Sam, holding out on us with this footage. That first clip still had the mw2 preorder signal in the top right
"whats going on teammates whats going on teammates"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
sounds like zach hadel tbh
A death threat over Twitter is as common as seeing a cloud in the sky.
I donated a kidney a week ago. Poob needing to shit made me laugh so hard I think I might've pulled a stitch or two.
props to you!
I hope your ex-wife got top dollar for it
I REALLY hope poob has footage of his PoV in that helicopter lol
12:36 The fact that you bricked that mine and then it literally saved you from being killed was just 🤌
Amazing how i'm now able to watch videos without adds now i've installed a certain browser. Now I can rot my brain even quicker by watching Sams videos! The joys of life
Why would you need a browser for that? Any adblocker will do it.
@@colby1398 Don't need one, just preferable since I can customise it and it makes things quicker with how little space it takes up
14:15 Sam might not always kill the enemy, but morale never stands a chance.
the fight starting at 12:20 was the biggest brain play I have ever seen.
I never realized how resilient a 2001 keep grand Cherokee was. Wow
17:13 i do remember, i even got them in wallpaper engine, i even got the old windows 95 maze screensaver.
The “paralyzed from the waist up” discussion actually killed me. I’m dead.
Imagine someone paralyzed from the waist up walking with their back dragging on the ground behind them on their way off a 3 story building
Lisa cracks me up every time she's in a vid. She's just a funny addition to the odd ball crew.
14 minutes in and I’ve realized that the little boy that talks every once in a while is actually a girl
Shoulda put the Tony Hawk Pro Skater sound effect when the hummer landed lol
Of course the point man is going to get more kills than the guy bringing up the rear. Sam's got their six!
I like how Sam watched that guy drop into the building, gave him plenty of time to get a gun and then proceeded to yell at his team when he got shot in the back
Hell yeah, a Call of Duty video. Even if it's on the second channel I'm sold.
you followed a complete stranger into that hole, doofus!
lol
damn this was funny and btw it wasnt 1300 feet it was meters meaning that chopper went nearly 1 mile into the sky at the end lmao
I've got a migraine and my eyes are a lil funny right now, but I genuinely thought there was a swastika in the title.
sam's joke about chick fillet is pretty good.
That hummer was wayyy too funny
Paralyzed from the top so i can give myself top while walking around
Fuck yes he played with toastrack!
I was looking to see if anyone noticed lol.
"Doodie" is a funny word
The guy doing the looney toon dance is definitely on tictok now
this vid gave me IBS 👍
I BEE SHIIDIN!!!!!!!!!! 😭‼😠
I need more of just Bryan and Sam gaming. The hummer but was absurd
that lithium ion battery popped brian’s hummer
A toupé advert for young balding men on one of Sam’s videos, something something “like a glove”
Screaming that you don’t negotiate with terrorists after immediately opening fire while they attempted to approach peacefully is the most American shit I’ve ever seen 😂🤘💀🤘
Great vid
As a gay person I condone this act of murder for Chick-fil-A on Sam's behalf.
Does anybody have any good fps game recommendations I used to play all the brs and cod warzone but I got bored of it and now all I play is banner lord
Hell yeah brother
swagalicious
This is the most schizophrenic warzone gameplay I have seen, what is the plan? And why does no one have one?
i cant remember the time before call of duty call of duty has always been a huge part of my life without call of duty i don't think i would have had kids its simply the driving factor behind many of my life decisions and the fuel that helps me achieve the goals i lay out before myself i strive to be ramirez
This man heard the call of duty
@@phoenixoni4898 A+
can we get another cowboy vid
A 28 minute second channel video and a podcast episode, don’t overindulge us Sam
ｗａｒｚｏｎｅ II 丂山卂Ꮆ: masa allahu edition
really got a point blank grenade launcher kill lol
My friends family had a toilet with a budai idk how to spell it. I thought about using it but I don't even like having my ass eaten so I was like yeah this probably would be weird
POO'b
Edit: Wanna know how i got these paws?
Mission focused :D
Watching Sammy play call of duty you realise how much of a boomer he is.
Also Forehead Fables Episode VI: Return of the Poob
So General Sam. "When is the next cowboy video"
So this is the loads of old footage he was talking about lmao
This is an S-Tier vid
27:47 pretty sure you had a red one of these jeeps did you not?
we really need more seneral gam vids
Sick
Can you add timestamps to your videos so I don't have to waste my time looking for the parts with Bryan in them?
I haven't been watching twitch much lately and I forgot how much toastrack rules.
24:30 I wonder what that "m" next to the distance number means, probably feet right
Americans be like
sam said that someone uploads his vods who is it?
I thought Lisa was a little boy the entire time.
I knew that voice was familiar I had no idea he plays with ToastRack
Need more DMZ vids, you Brian and Poob
wow man can't wait to use your promo code for warzone points AND CONSUME them cool and hip skins for my favourite op gun for that month mmmmmm
19:25 And another innocent life lost to irrational white fear. 6 points, gold star. Separately! Like, 6 points gained and a gold star, not a 6 pointed gold star. Just to be clear.
Does someone have the timestamp for the two children talking about if Andrew Tate is mexican?
there are way to many stories of sam driving to older family members houses to press on buttons, next time TELL THEM OVER THE FONE DAWG
Cool video
@13:09 leg meta lmao
Yeah! That popup and the "Continue" and "Cancel" buttons are dumb as fuck. I had a similar sort of one once. Dumb ass buttons.
Is this Sam's actual channel, or a fan made one?
2nd clips channel
my name is herman i have ackerman eyes
secretly we are gay is definitely wat swag means here
My neighbor once paid me 50 bucks to fix his new computer, he also just didnt hit the power button
fun
has sam even played a cod game since his first channel got assassinated
Start a rival restaurant and call in general Sam's chicken
21:25 "No, because Mexicans don't drive Bugattis" bruh 💀
Don't try resurgence this more your speed for sure
AHHHHHHHH
Do you read our comments Sam? Been subbed for years
I think it’s one of those, (if it’s popular and get allot of likes he’ll read it)
@@Triniidadii_Productions agreed bro
if you can get ahold of them and keep asking for your account back Destiny (the streamer) got banned for telling ppl to unalive themselves (a lot) and was able to get his account back
20:58 this scream holy shit
More content with toastrack!
can you mute italianninja? i thought this was a mans stream
I'm a fan of the kkk ghillie suit
I dribble pre every time papa poop screams
Thank god we don't have to see another dark and darker vid.
Miss the opportunity for a play on words really it's Swagstika
Released a video on the wrong channel again?
Bread
“Your preference is very mediocre”. Well I mean, Sam didn’t even kill anyone in the last match 😂